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What's happenning to Robert Garcรญa? He's always giving HRs.
>rojas on team solely for his fielding
>fielding sucks ass
>>150120816he's been getting hits too
Oldy but Goldy! Leftie killer!
I am indifferent to the Los Angeles Dodgers.
>>150120816day game sun is lethal, chud
Goldy the 1B :(
Goldy the PH :)
Top fucking kek. You thought the yankees were dead but nobody hits more soul crushing homers than we do.
>texass
the doyers are going to get dicked down by big bluejay cock
>>150120841suck his dick already
>>150120854Then you woke up and took your meds.
thanks a lot rojas you old piece of shit
blow gays are getting exposed this weekend
>angels have the 7th best record in the AL during night games but the worst during day games
So if we could only play at night for the entire season we'd be a playoff team
>>150120854bluejays don't have penises
Fucking disrespectful bunt
Top 10 bunts of all time holy shit
>>150120883That's bush league bullshyte!!
ohtani 97 avg. on fastballs today
KEK and you think our bullpen struggles
>texass
>rags
ngl there's nothing worse than going to a day game in the summer at dodger stadium if you're not in a shaded area. It's just straight up unbearable.
>>150120910doyers/cards
SO disrespectful!
HOLY SHIT TEODOSIO
please wake your bat up because the defense is amazing
Cody Bellinger, son of Clay Bellinger mindfucking AL pitching 2 strikes at time.
>>150120930Thatโs not his name
>>150120918the last 2 games in TB were worse
anyone else at the game today to get their ohtani ws ring?
STOP GIVING UP HOME RUNS TA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
The Cubs are the most boring team to watch in the majors. Most of the time they either blow a team out or get blown out. Nothing but blow jobs happening at Wrigley.
>vtrooners see a bunt for the first time
>>150120944nice non white hand
>>150120944Yes bro. Sidenote, but I feel like it's hard to be some of the last two white, conservative men in LA.
>>150120939His name is so fucking hard to spell i still have to look it up.
>>150120949Oh thereโs a lot of blowing going on at wrigley and I ainโt talkin bout the wind neither
>>150120967Alex Call calls
I thought it was gonna carry.
and that result kills any future bunts
the more I see the doyerpacos play the more I am convinced last year was rigged
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
#PITCHERSWHORAKE
GIVING HIMSELF RUN SUPPORT. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
>Shohei hits a home 2-run blast to give Ohtani some run support in the bottom of the third
Fan interference. Get back in the box
>statpadding the Rockies
September 15th.
>bunts
>fails
>next at-bat homers
seriously stop bunting. shit is gay.
>he is the beatles in one body
>but can the beatles pitch??
-dodger announcers
>what does ohtani actually do?
>>150120993Don't worry. We're avenging it.
>Giving it up to vegan tapeworm form Mookie Betts
Gape Louis kek
>>150121031that doesn't make any sense. the beatles weren't good at baseball
>>150121033not enough to win the division
WHAT THAT FUCKING THROW TO HOME KEK. holy shit that was desperate
>>150121025>failsHe literally got an RBI infield single
Tim Hill โ25
Groundballer lv. 3
The Final Boss lv. 1
Firefighter lv. 2
>>150121046what makes even less sense is everyone opining on the cultural impact of the Beatles when they weren't even around to see it.
don't celebrate too early like it's the world series.
both skankees and doggies will find a brand new way to lose a meaningless game like today
Oh noโฆ spaghettiโs first start back and already gave up 2 hits. This is not al denteโฆ
>>150121078this is a retarded take.
These types of 2-way legendary performance make every injury scare and offensive woes worth it. Absolutely historic shit.
berds
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go berds!
>>150121078God you Gen Z'ers are so insufferable.
>>150121078This is stupid. The fucking telephone had a huge impact on the world and nobody currently alive was there when it was invented.
hopefully this event also turned into a logistically nightmare and there are troons still waiting in line for hours at dodger stadium again.
>White guys do their job and get on base
>Black guys try to play hero and make easy outs
>Inning ends with 0 runs
Does this happen to your team?
>>150121118No. The black guys are the best players on my team.
what makes even less sense is everyone opining on the cultural impact of ancient Rome when they weren't even around to see it.
Step right up and SWEEP the Mets!
>>150121125What does this have to do with baseball?
>>150121118got a problem with black excellence, chud?
>>150121125midwits are so easy to trigger
>>150121129Hey FUCK you, buddy!
>>150121122What team?
>>150121131No. If black excellence is there, then I'm not seeing it on my team.
Great job yankee bullpen. Humble yourself Adolis ado whatever the fuck your pubebeard name is
None of you use the world opine on a daily basis. Stop trying to pretend like you do
>>150121138>joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded
I love when cocky uncle tom cubans get humbled
>>150121152u seem upset :^)
>>150121151I opined ur mum lmao gottem
>SHOHEI IS THE SUN
-dodger announcers
>strikes out the side in order and causes the last batter to have a meltie bat flip
based
TROUT TIES IT
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh, so Trout can be good once in a while
>>150121093ay dios mio yo slurpo ohtani verga
don't reply to astromiguel
Retards were trying to insert Schwarber into the MVP conversation and Ohtani goes out and hits a homer while striking out 8 through 4 lmao
>>150121093true. we are witnessing greatness.
>8 strikeouts in 4 innings and a 2-run home run
AMAZING
>Ohtani has to actually try in the games he pitches since he's on the hook for them
>will go 0-4 with 3Ks in every other game
why does Ohtani hate his fellow pitchers?
>>150121175but what does ohtani actually do??
Holy shit Buck Martinez is alive
I refer to him as GOATani
>>150121188allows us to dream
>>150121138>replied to this post but ignored the otheryeah this post triggered them kek
>Trout strikes out on a pitch in the zone but it isn't called by the ump
>Hits a monster game tying 3 run homerun on the next pitch
I'd be so fucking mad lmao
my shitty team is gonna lost again tonight :(
>Pages messes up and allows Pages to score
WAHAHAHAHA good job, rojas. that's basically a hit
gonna need a webm of that
>>150121143>What team?Nats
>>150121209>against Tampa Bayits ok, probably no one there saw that
I'm pretty sure that Ohtani is either a retard or a psycho.
A person with normal sensibilities would be totally ruined if he's unfairly seen as a criminal who threw his friend under the bus and almost none of journalists speak up against it in a foreign land.
Royals do your job and win a ballgame for once please
So many errors by the cards
>rojas contributing with his bat....
>hahahaha
-dodger announcers
You guys ever think about what Ohtani's nuts smell like? Not in a sexual way
>>150121227Why are you hung up on that shit? Maybe 1 or 2 retards here actually believe he's guilty. Everyone else is shitposting and some of the shitposters HATE the Dodgers. that's all that's going on.
Aaron Troone showing some sense of urgency is wildly refreshing.
>>150121246They have sunflower seeds in the dugout, not nuts anon
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THROW FROM CARDS CATCHER JESUS LMAFO?
I don't blame Rojas for standing right in front of him but we do need an instant webm of that bloop.
>>150121247>1 or 2Try 102. Overwhelming evidence.
>>150121256KEK. based knows the rules chad
>>150121250He's the new Bob Lemon. Judge and Stanton together are about to be even greater than Ruth and Gehrig
>>150121256Interference. Toss him umpie!!
>casted to portray Boone in the upcoming โBooneballโ movie
>>150121256Honestly, doing the Dodgers a favor if he was taken out from this
>>150121247the only thing stopping me from accusing ohtani of throwing ippei under the bus is the mountain of evidence that unilaterally suggests he's innocent
>6-man rotation
>50 fucking pitches
Can they coddle him any more?
>>150121247>1 or 2We get that you only like him because you like anime, but be reasonable here
>>150121294he already almost hurt himself last start
>>150121256this happened in the KBO awhile ago too
What if the Minnesota Twins were the Minnesota Twinks? Huh? And they were a bunch of young sexy guys perfect for fuckinโ and suckinโ!
>Higashioka Kโd
Ok you can delete the former Yankee catcher breaks open the game slot off your bingo cards
>>150121246You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.
>>150121256This kind of Gamesmanship is the main reason they keep Rojas around. sasuga future skipper
>>150121330>i smell men's nuts and it's normalKEK
>>150121317There's a reason we have based wells
>>150121340He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
>>150121330why are they like this bros?
The Coronado Rockies are the worst baseball team I have ever seen. I could take a fucking shit so big to them. They could only take a look at it and smile. Hahaha like bitches fellas.
>Dodger broadcast missing the scoreboard
kinda sovl
Iโd only re-sign Goldy as a bench bat. Heโs too valuable against lefties but pretty much no other way he can fit into the lineup.
>>150121370for me its grilled onions
>>150121373Blooming onion with canes sauce
You guys ever put BBQ sauce on your hot dogs? I highly recommend it
>>150121373I like caramelized
>>150121380This, but oatmeal
>>150121363what's up with that cluster of short triples down the rf line
>>150121380This, but ice cream
>>150121380This but my anus
Vladdy Guerro took a shit just now
If the Marlins played Sweet Caroline in their own stadium, then the Rangers should too. I can see a whole new tradition to troll the Yankees whoever are getting swept by. It's gonna happen.
what are the odds the Jankees close this game out against the top of the Rangers order without blowing it?
>>150121363this is visually appealing
my yankees are finally gonna get a W
>>150121360>go downstairs to get a snack>come back and wroblewski's got runners on base>waiting for scorebug to see how many outs>keep waiting, still nothing>finally a strikeout and davis calls it the 2nd outsovl is not the word i would use
Ohtani is literally not a winning pitcher. Can't pitch into the fifth. Forces a near-BP piggyback scenario despite only pitching once a week.
>>15012140150/50
either they do or they donโt
>>150121407Bro. The Boone we got tonight really put it together.
>>150121256This will make a fine addition to my kino collection
>>150121363So sick!! I would eat the dirt Ohtani walks on
More like New York Wankees
>>150121360>few games ago>stream had announcers cut off>only sounds of the stadiumit was the best
I can't hear you dodger fans
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS!!!!!!!
Sit down Tรฉllez. The superior fatty won (Bednar)
>>150121388he does that all the time. the ball squeaks by or they can't field the exit velocity
which team is the most chinese?
it would be so funny if the Rangers walked it off
I bought luxury shorts to watch the jays this time
>>150121454Seager and Semien have no pop
Hope all you cucks enjoyed yourselves. The surge begins. 28 rings. Stay beta flyovers
>>150121464name one chinaman on the dodgers
>>150121437Why do Dodger fans have to be instructed to cheer for their team?
>>150121473won't even matter if this yankee pitcher walks both of them lol
>>150121475the lefty Ho Lee Fook
>>150121475Shohei Chingchongi
>>150121475Ohtani, Yams, Sasaki how new are you?
>>150121484>Ho Lee Fookthats korean you retard
>>150121482>praying the ump walks it off
>>150121491me so solly...
>>150121493we love umps here
Peeeeee yew! What stinks?
Shouldโve been ball 4, stankeedoos kek still on the table
>>150121474The surge to miss the playoffs for the 16th consecutive year lol
>Boone got the answer he wanted
Jankee bros...
I could play for the Colorado Rockies. I could throw some 40 MPH floaters and have a similar ERA.
Will Adolis Garcรญa fuck it up again?
>>150121495This is a hate crime.
>>150121507Typical retarded texan
>>150121490Ohtani is korean
>>150121498And now he steals a bag, lets fucking go dude
HAPPENING IN NY
INVESTIGATE THE UMP
>>150121409what is thos new cope? he's literally rehabbing in the majors.
>>150121475HONG CHI KUO, baby
dang, yanks keep their season alive for one more day
Bust up inside guys in baseball
not getting swept is like winning the world series to jankee fans
>>150121551Post the other ones.
Aaron Boone master class. Take notes Bochycels.
>Bednar 5 out save
Cashman won the deadline, take notes Jedcels.
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>>150121560I know a few baseball guys I'd like to bust inside
>>150121575that's gay. you're gay.
>>150121572They thought our season was over in August
top fucking kek
Yankees won a close game.
Master tactician Boone is loading.
WE'RE SO BACK HANG THE BANNER 28 SOON IT'S 1999 ALL OVER AGAIN
gg Rags, good luck the rest of the way. Fire Boone, DFA Williams.
>>150121553He's literally lowering their chances to win at the ML level because he refuses to get built up in the minors.
>>150121585Nothing gay about pitchers and catchers
>>150121554Chin-Feng Chen
Chin-Lung Hu
Chin-Hui Tsao
also though Kuo was the only one who did well
>>150121602god, i don't even know those guys
>salvaging a series against the rags is like 28 for the stankeedoos
I rebmber a baseball player name of Wexley Bourgefs and he did play for the Orioles :D
>>150121620Based frenchie
Enjoy your Mickey Mouse win for the next 24 hours, Chokees. Still 3rd and will miss the playoffs within two weeks.
>>150121602>forgetting Sum-Ting Wong and Cho-Lo Dongcasual
More like New Yourk Flunkees :/
gay louis can't do anything right...
The good guys Astros will sweep the Yankees this weekend
>division and wildcard leaders' wins against teams over .500
Mariners, 36
Blue Jays, 35
Brewers, 31
Cubs, 31
Astros, 30
Yankees, 29
Phillies, 28
Red Sox, 28
Dodgers, 28
Tigers, 27
Padres, 26
Mets, 25
More like Jew York Pooptoilets
>>15012163527 rings you Venezuelan migrant
KISS THE RINGS BITCH WE OWN YOU
>>150121611Chen was their top-rated prospect for 2 years, an OF who had 30-30 potential and 5 tools but never managed to hit off speed stuff. Technically though he is the first position player born in Taiwan to play in mlb but it was fewer than 20 games I think.
Hu was a ss/2b. gg caliber defense but also barely made it up.
Tsao was a stud pitcher, originally with the Rockies with TOR stuff and got hurt. went back to Taiwan and got emroiled in some gambling scandals over there. came back to try to pitch as a reliever on an NRI invitation from the Dodgers. looked really good for a short while before getting hurt again and retiring.
>Fisher with an 11 run lead
They already dead
27 years until you win another pennant Chokees
Position player pitching!!!
>>150121674*embroiled
>>150121636hard to remember all the prospects from the past 20 years or so.
They should just keep ripping it until the rockies put it a real pitcher
14-1 is an embarassing scoreline
>>150121702They thought he was Aaron.
>>150121388slow roller just fair, by the time a fielder can get to it he's already running in the opposite direction at full tilt
>>150121705it's just another day for the rockies
>>150121656but post the win percentage
>>150121599how so? he still brings offense and if he weren't starting it'd probably wrobo in the rotation starting in his place anyway.
Come on berds, make me not have to stress about Nasty Nestor's Padres debut
>>150121705>filtered by rockies statpadding kinongmi
>>150121705yet somehow 4-1 is even worse
>jays getting greedy and stat padding their run differential against the rockies
now you fucked up. the baseball gods are gonna curse you for this
>>150121732They should punish the rockies for not giving a fuck
BAAAAAAAAAABE
>>150121720Greatest comeback win. The Jays just never give up. Down early but they just hung in there. What a team.
there rockies are next level bad
>>150121732Itโs simply impossible to not score against the Rockies
Letโs see where the Blue Jays are by the end of August.
>>150121720Okay its 19-1 yeh i regret not putting a win by -5.5 runs in my parlay
BIG ERN
BACK 2 BACK JACKS
doyer bullpen WILL blow it
In the Rockies defense the Jays have struggled against position players pitching this season. They also saw a guy named Nola on their roster.
>>150121656yes very good mariners, very good.... however..
>blow gays statpadding against the pebbles
pathetic. they'll get exposed this weekend thougheverbeit.
when is manfred going to step in and do something about the rockies?
jays think this is funny, but they don't realize their season just ended. there are things you simply don't do
Rockies will rally. See you in 53 minutes
>doggie doos think they'll beat the Jays
Dodgers SUCK against teams over .500 while the Jays have some of the most wins against those teams
A team that only wins 1/5 of the time across an entire baseball season needs to be beaten into shame
Too bad based Ali Sanchez was DFA'd and can not come on to shut em down.
Wrobo walking a tight rope letting the lead runner on and geting to scoring position
Do Rockies fans even watch the games anymore? What enjoyment can you get out of watching that team?
>>150121808i got a tight rope for you to walk on
*unzips pants*
I'm getting creep vibes from Ohtani. Can't explain it, but it's there. He probably puts commission in Ippei's account before reporting it as fraud.
>>150121799>Kennedy>0 hits
>>150121819There were a bunch of kids in the stands running after home run balls who seemed like they were even fun
>>150121819it's fun to see how bad things can get
>>150121819At least they are tanking as opposed to the fraud teams they sent out every year.
Not a good time to be a Rockies fan LIKE USUAL
blow gay fags getting way too cocky
>>150121838>they talked about call of duty>the older guy
>>150121851they're begging to be humbled. really hoping they crash because they talk like the future is certain for them
are you guys not going to watch the first tranny umpire tonight?
what are yankee fans thinking right now?
the jays are looking like the 2001 mariners
My Angels aren't going to score again today
>>150121888Sheโs a classic dyke letโs not get carried away
>>150121888what game is it?
>>150121888Which game is it?
>>150121896And that's game.
Kershaw vs Scherzer for first game of the series in LA. My body...
Man I can't imagine what it would be like to play against the Rockies 15 times in a season
>>150121861it's the Colorado Rockies in 2025, why would you expect anything different?
>>150121900>>150121902braves brewers
>how many balls?
As a pitcher how do you not just throw at Ohtaniโs smug face every time?
>>150121916>slices your nutsack off
>>150121915they would steamroll you
jej
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rockies are the runaway favorite for KWABOTY surely
>>150121888Is dis Tim Salmon? Sure smells like it if you know what I mean.
>>150121888Jen Pawol? That's a woman
Maybe Spaghetti wasnโt prepped for the big leagues yet. Giving up 10 hits in less than 4 innings is not a great sign.
We will never get a 2025 Rockies vs. 2024 White Sox series...
>>150121927I'm a sea level kid who wouldn't be able to breathe in Denver mountains so you're probably right.
>>150121933Iโm a girl tho
>Dodgers relievers have let the leadoff man on in almost every inning so far
Berds need to take advantage of this
>>150121940Nonlinear time brosโฆ our response?
>>150121933It's Angel Hernandez
>>150121953Yeah...against the rockies
why they insist on using the most retarded photos they can find?
Are Astros fans capable of making a post with out a Pepe or Wojak
>>150121960I miss late 90s Score
>>150121923i thought she was doing the barves-fish series this weekend
>>150121960dang the LA air has really aged Ohtani
>>150121960no way that's him
>>150121953I'll miss the run differential jokes
Fucking sportsnet. After that epic game instead of more baseball it is women's tennis.
Psychogang here. Ask us anything
What is this meme ring that Winn is wearing on his thumb?
>>150121996where do you get your ideas from?
>>150121960that's kenta maeda wtf
>>150121960Ohtani is unwell. Not long for this field.
Strider pitches tonite against the Brewcacas
>Ohtani start AKA glorified BP day
Imagine my shock
>expecting doggie doo high leverage relievers to keep a 1 run lead
KEK!
>throwing the ball around like retards
omkekkies doggiedoos
The Mest recently had a WWE Night
>>150122103poodrepedos can't meme lol
>>150122115Some of you are something else man
>>150122115he gotta pitch 5+ for a win
trying to beat the fraud detector by scoring runs at coors field
way to blow it vesia.
do your flailing antics now, bitch.
>>150122115smartest doggiedoo newfaggot kek
>>150122155it was over when SNLA flashed his .60 ERA
>>150122140doggie doo em!
>>150122179doyers are the good guys of baseball, yes i agree
>>150121925don't threaten me with a good time
let's cool it with the antisemitism everyone
>>150122191it's honestly gross this even has to be said
>>150122168You donโt seem very psycho
Baseball sucks. I wish I was Canadian.
>>150122197Can it before I call the Mindfucker!
Teo is Spanish for retarded faggot
O'Hoppe with a chance for a grand slam
please...not the Mindfucker...
give me the Assfucker instead
>>150122225no digits = false
Any boricuas around here? Tch Tch!
berds are going to put Teo on to get Pages to get out, that way the 9th inning is Miggy, Call, and Freeland
>>150121872>Crush last place team like you're supposed to>Y-you'll get yours!!!Pathetic.
>>150122230the absolute state of your life
guess it'll have to be a walkoff win doyerchads
I heard the Assfucker is in town
>>150122243You donโt just put the go ahead run on like that, with the tying run on first.
based bauer to the cubbie!!!!
based loaded no out, nobody on this dogshit team can fucking score
3 fucking strike outs in a row
make some FUCKING contact
jesus fucking christ
This is the Dodgers big trade acquisition btw
not like this dodgerchads
>stewart
this was the big trade deadline acquisition?
Can ohtani still get a win?!?
>>150122330if we walk it off ohtani gets the win
Doggiedoos lost the trade deadline kekini
>trade acquisition loads the bases
wew
the absolute state of doyers pitching
>>150122356yes we, we are all dodger fans we are a part of the greatest team in baseball history
Maybe they should just let Ohtani pitch a complete game at the risk of his arm falling off
and I was looking forward to this shit
>>150122356Im literally Shoheis translator
>career 4.48 ERA
doyerpacos
>>150122363>the greatest team in baseball history
Makes me grateful to have AJ as our GM lol also Chadres in 2 hours!
>>150122388fundies own yer azz
I think my doggie doos should score some runs
Manfred will fix this doyerfrens, ohtani can still get the win if we come back.
Honestly, can we just give it up for Ohtani? Win or lose, that was a gritty four inning performance.
>>150122405I'm giving him a standing ovation as we speak
Marge, im confused. Why is Seth here?
>Chavez ravine empty as fuck
homiesโฆ
>>150122415This is my new favorite meme since 2011!
>>150122419we rollin homie
>fundie posting is back
kek! its kino!
let's see what the kid does
GOATani on deck, scared yet????
Well Seymour I made it to /sp/
gg Berds
see you next time
grats la you saving their season