/nfl/ - Jordan Rules Edition - /sp/ (#150122072) [Archived: 15 hours ago]

Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:22:34 AM No.150122072
jordan rules
jordan rules
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>Former Raiders HC Antonio Piece spotted at Chiefs training camp begging for a job
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:23:25 AM No.150122083
Reminder that the Lions postseason ended on a turnover and their preseason began with one
Reminder that the Lions are getting bounced in the WC
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:23:30 AM No.150122084
Steelers suck
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:24:11 AM No.150122097
1722129620425017
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I think Kansas City SUCKS
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:24:41 AM No.150122105
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Check out the frauds at the top of this list
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:25:36 AM No.150122122
>>150122105
JAMEIS THE GUNSLINGER
FUCK IT SOMEONE'S OUT THERE
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 12:26:18 AM No.150122128
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Jalen Hurts has started all but 6 games for the Eagles since 2021. If you add the Commanders game where he went out in the 1st quarter last year that makes 7. The Eagles record is 3-4 in those games
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:27:19 AM No.150122143
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>Legal disclaimer: Brady is the goat we don't need to relitigate that I am just posting my QB no need to argue.

โ€ข 2nd most playoff wins of all time

โ€ข 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

โ€ข Most TDs/Yards per game in NFL history

โ€ข Highest win rate of all time

โ€ข Never missed championship rounds

โ€ข 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

โ€ข Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
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bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:28:17 AM No.150122147
pattychair
pattychair
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>>150122143
7>3
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:29:31 AM No.150122159
>>150122128
Any QB could win with that roster. You could pick any lard ass from /nfl/ like this guy >>150122097 and he'd be able to score on at least one drive on that team.
Anonymous United Arab Emirates
8/7/2025, 12:29:55 AM No.150122164
>>150122128
hate to admit but jalen hurts got some aura in him hes a winner
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:30:32 AM No.150122175
>>150122147
Even with the disclaimer you can't help yourself. Brady isn't even playing any more. He's offtopic.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:31:49 AM No.150122186
>>150122072 (OP)
Friendly reminder that Jordan never lost in the finals
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:33:32 AM No.150122204
>>150122128
>>150122164
>hate to admit but jalen hurts got some aura in him hes a winner
Where was that aura when the Chiefs beat his ass in the 2022 Super Bowl.
https://youtu.be/TUVxPA2DlqA?t=2990

He won against a weaponless Chiefs team if we're being honest.
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
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Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 12:34:00 AM No.150122209
Eagles have 51 wins and 20 losses (including playoffs) with Hurts since 2021. Eagles have 3 wins and 4 losses without Hurts since 2021

For the sake of comparison the Patriots had 14 wins and 5 losses in games without Tom Brady 2002-2019
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:34:39 AM No.150122218
>>150122204
This is pathetic
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:35:56 AM No.150122236
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler
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What do you guys think his thoughts on Caleb are?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:36:58 AM No.150122242
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the cure for the zesty qb
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:37:46 AM No.150122255
>>150122204
Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IR at one point and were using practice squad guys to play defense
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:38:05 AM No.150122258
>>150122209
Patriots have never won an Owl without Brady
Eagles won an Owl with a backup WB
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:38:54 AM No.150122266
home
home
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Name a team with a better looking uniform
protip: you cant
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:39:43 AM No.150122275
>>150122218
Chiefs fans have congratulated the Eagles. We haven't made any excuses like blaming the refs or turf like the Eagles did in 2022. Pointing out that your team wasn't physically prepared to play in the owl is not an excuse, it's just an observation.

Blaming yourself is called self reflection, blaming others is called making an excuse.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:40:25 AM No.150122285
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>>150122266
Team mogs themselves
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:40:26 AM No.150122286
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QB stats when under pressure
>TTT: time to throw
>SELF: sack the QB was responsible for
>SCRM: scramble
>SACK: sack
>BTT: big time throw
>TWP: turnover worthy play
bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:40:58 AM No.150122292
BradyoverBill
BradyoverBill
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>>150122175
Oh shit, really... wait 7>3
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:41:27 AM No.150122296
>>150122275
Keep digging the pathetic hole deeper, sure
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:41:39 AM No.150122301
>>150122255
>Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IR
The Lions injuries were mostly on defense. It's much worse for the Chiefs and 49ers since they had injuries to skill positions whereas defensive players are way more easy to plug and play into a new system. With that said, I think a healthy Lions team would have given the Eagles problems.
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Anonymous Serbia
8/7/2025, 12:42:56 AM No.150122313
>smelling salts banned
Which teams will this affect the most?
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bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:44:17 AM No.150122327
>>150122313
Cleveland, it's probably the only tolerable way to exist in that rotten area.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:44:54 AM No.150122338
>>150122313
Dolphins. Its heem city over there.
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bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:46:10 AM No.150122353
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>>150122338
Florida doesn't use smelling salts... they use bath salts.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:46:10 AM No.150122354
Josh_Allen_SEPT2021_(cropped2)
Josh_Allen_SEPT2021_(cropped2)
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Allen is the league baby you pretend Mahomes is.

>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.

>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.

>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
>The league banned it.

>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
>Yet the league gifted him MVP.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:48:40 AM No.150122386
not reading all that
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:48:48 AM No.150122389
>>150122296
Chiefs handled the loss like champions. They didn't behave like the poverty franchise Eagles. One of them spammed interracial porn for weeks following the loss.

>>150122292
Belichick did not have any elite QBs aside from a washed Bledsoe.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:49:51 AM No.150122409
Josh_Allen_SEPT2021_(cropped2)
Josh_Allen_SEPT2021_(cropped2)
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>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.
>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.
>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
>The league banned it.
>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.
>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:50:12 AM No.150122413
>>150122338
>turndaballova without smelling salts
can't wait
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:50:52 AM No.150122418
>>150122409
>>150122354
I messed up the formatting twice. What 5 hours of sleep does to a motherfucker. I give up.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:51:17 AM No.150122422
not reading that either
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:51:51 AM No.150122426
>>150122301
Defense wins championships so your entire argument is moot
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:52:24 AM No.150122436
>>150122409
>The league banned it.
who are you quoting?
bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:52:37 AM No.150122439
>>150122418
By choice or depression??
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:53:16 AM No.150122450
>>150122426
Defense does win championships. Still doesn't change the fact that defensive players are easier to plug and play than offensive players who have to learn a 6 inch playbook.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:54:16 AM No.150122471
>>150122439
both
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:54:17 AM No.150122472
To all of the posters on this board that contemplate commiting suicide, I hope you follow through with it.
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 12:55:32 AM No.150122495
>>150122258
Calling Nick Foles a backup QB is disingenuous. He had started roughly 40 games in his career before he got called up in the 2017 season. He took the >>150122255
Eagles to the playoffs in 2013, made a pro bowl and set NFL records that season. He was a journeyman QB not a true backup. A true backup winning the owl is like Kurt Warner in 1999 or Brady in 2001 as neither had started a game. The Ravens didn't win the 2000 Superbowl with a "backup" Quarterback just because Trent Dilfer wasn't the week 1 starter. He made the Pro Bowl in 1997 just 3 years prior to winning the Superbowl in the 2000 season. Nick Foles made the pro bowl just 4 years prior to winning the Superbowl with the Eagles. They'd already proven themselves highly competent QBs. The entire reason Foles was even traded away in 2015 for Sam Bradford was because Foles got injured in 2014 after starting that year 6-2. If the Eagles had simply kept Foles who knows how far he could've gone in 2015-2017. Eagles may never have even drafted Carson Wentz
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bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 12:56:03 AM No.150122500
>>150122471
Sucks, legit it sounds cliche by try exercising. Even walking around in daylight can help your internal clock. Hydration helps, too.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:57:22 AM No.150122524
>>150122353
I love montages like this, that really show what a city or place is all about
>https://x.com/vmudream/status/1034247673883385856
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozZTVUL33tE
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 12:58:24 AM No.150122540
>>150122495
>Not a true backup
lel that's retarded, he was literally the backup and the starter got injured right before the playoffs. He was objectively the backup.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:00:11 AM No.150122566
>>150122450
You're so retarded that's it's actually baffling. When your top pass rushers get injured then that means the opponent's QB gets pressured less unless you dial up a lot blitzes on defense, but when do that often they you're just giving the offense free yards since they'll just counter it with screens and dump offs. When your top line backers get injured then that means the opposing running backs have an easier time finding open lanes or breaking through tackles easier because the guys they're going up against aren't as good at breaking away from separation or wrapping up their opponents. When your top DBs get injured then that means the opposing WRs and even TEs can rip you apart in the backfield by simply being either faster or a better route runner than the backups are.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:01:49 AM No.150122589
I have 10 large zucchini, what the fuck do I do with this many? I've already shoved 2 up my ass and I might be able to get a 3rd one up there but that still leaves 7 and let's be honest I'll use the other ones for food too. Anything I can make for my Lions watch party this friday?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:02:06 AM No.150122593
>>150122426
>>150122450
You don't know what you're talking about
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:03:24 AM No.150122614
>>150122593
I've been watching for over 20 years m8
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:03:59 AM No.150122618
>>150122614
and you haven't learned a thing
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:04:30 AM No.150122626
Ive been on this board for going on 16 years.

Never in my life have I witnessed someone lose their mind as much as
>muh webm spammer
in all my time posting on this website. This dude has been completely mindbroken and will not accept defeat. Bro, it was a bad game, athletes have them sometimes and sometimes they genuinely lose. Seek help, seriously.

>>>/tv/213446045
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bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 1:05:47 AM No.150122638
>>150122524
My first time in Dallas I stayed in the 'nice area' around Dealey Plaza. I didn't realize it then, but the area is a fucking green zone. I wandered outside the borders (every street had 2-3 cops 'stationed' there) and immediately ran into a situation where two homeless men were fighting with the crowd legit egging them on like it was a UFC fight. One dude had a tazer in hand yelling he had next.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:06:41 AM No.150122647
Mike_McDaniel_2023
Mike_McDaniel_2023
md5: b114d9f4aad9f32b501c0c4573e27dcb๐Ÿ”
Why does he look so young
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:09:02 AM No.150122668
>>150122618
Aright then, enlighten me. I'll admit that the game is constantly changing and comparing schemes from a few years ago to today is dumb but if you look at SB winners, the majority of them had top ten defenses in the regular season. The rules happen to benefit the offense more
bradysknee !!LPIPPr3rhoCUnited States
8/7/2025, 1:11:01 AM No.150122687
>>150122647
So many preservatives from all the tendies.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:11:23 AM No.150122691
>>150122292
>Bradyscuck is one of those anti Belichick fans

Fuck off ya fag he got >us 6 rings
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:12:25 AM No.150122705
>>150122105
Wtf you guys told me Brock Purdy was a check down merchant
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:13:41 AM No.150122716
>>150122705
anyone who said that is retarded. what they should have said is he's a shanahan merchant that only throws to receivers with 3+ yards of separation
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:13:51 AM No.150122718
I'll tell (you) when it's over
I'll tell (you) when it's over
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>>150122143
>we don't need to relitigate that
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:14:49 AM No.150122725
>>150122705
>schemebabby means short passes
Common mistake for casuals
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:15:04 AM No.150122727
>>150122566
Funny how that Mahomo faggot has no rebuttal to this post and ignored it. KWAB
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:16:50 AM No.150122740
>>150122716
I think the Niners had the worst speration in the league last year.
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Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 1:17:06 AM No.150122743
>>150122540
It's not the same thing. The Patriots had to hard carry Brady in 2001 because he'd never started a game in the NFL. He was by definition a backup QB his entire career until that point. Nick Foles was a 6 year veteran pro bowl QB with a winning record as a starting QB and nearly 40 NFL starts to his name in 2017. If the Rams make a crazy run this year and Jimmy Garoppolo wins them the Superbowl people aren't gonna say a backup QB won them the Superbowl because he's already proven to be an accomplished NFL QB with a ton of starting experience. He's a journeyman. Winning an owl with a journeyman QB requires far less carrying by the team than winning an owl with a true backup
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:17:25 AM No.150122744
>>150122740
Must be why they missed the playoffs
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:18:25 AM No.150122759
Just beat up another chief fan today lol
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:19:31 AM No.150122770
>>150122759
>beating up worthless cucks

Based
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:19:59 AM No.150122773
>>150122743
You can say that some backups are better than others and no one will argue with you. But he objectively was a backup.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:20:01 AM No.150122774
>>150122740
yeah and purdy was a bottom 10 QB.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:20:55 AM No.150122788
>>150122759
Congrats on being a child abuser.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:21:10 AM No.150122791
>>150122773
You realize this fake Australian just shitposts for (You)s right?
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:22:57 AM No.150122808
28337406-28337406
28337406-28337406
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>>150122292
Nice math bro!

Anyway 212 > 74
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:24:25 AM No.150122822
>>150122808
Why'd you post a screenshot from a season where the Queefs finished 9-7 and the Pats won a Super Bowl? That's like me posting a picture of the 2019 AFCCG first half.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:24:25 AM No.150122823
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>Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, a staunch supporter of Republicans including President Donald Trump, launched a federal political action committee to significant fanfare in October 2024, with news organizations from CNN to Fox News to the Associated Press covering its creation.
>At the time, Butker endorsed Trump and Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), and said his Upright PAC would be โ€œa way to promote and encourage Christian voters to vote.โ€
>But new federal records indicate that Upright PACโ€™s effort has fallen a few yards short of its target, at least so far.
>During the first six months of 2025, Upright PAC raised just $4,023 and ended June with less than $1,800 in cash on hand, according to a financial disclosure report filed with the Federal Election Commission.
>Of the money it spent between January and June โ€” about $7,400 โ€” none of it benefitted Republican political candidates, either through direct donations to candidate committees or via advertisements that boost Republicans or criticize Democrats.
>Most of Upright PACโ€™s spending this year went to pay political consultant Daniel Ambuul, with most of the rest covering merchant fees for political contribution payment processor WinRed, according to the PACโ€™s FEC report.
>Upright PAC likewise spent no money on political candidates during October, November and December of 2024, its first months in existence, instead spending most of what it raised โ€” about $38,000 โ€” on fundraising, video production, office supply and consulting expenses.
KWAB
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:24:26 AM No.150122824
>>150122791
Not that anon and he definitely does but I'll give JFFM his due because he's the only tripfag that actually watches the majority of games in a season
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:24:35 AM No.150122826
>>150122774
Nah I'd say 15th
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:26:41 AM No.150122840
Kamala lost btw
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:27:26 AM No.150122847
Who's second place in the AFCE, Patriots or Dolphins?
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:27:34 AM No.150122848
How'd Purdy go from a first round prospect to Mr. Irrelevant by staying a year in college?
Replies: >>150122970
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:28:06 AM No.150122855
>>150122847
Bills. Patriots finna gonna be so fucking back
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:28:35 AM No.150122862
>>150122847
The Bills
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 1:28:37 AM No.150122863
>>150122773
So if Matt Stafford's back isn't healed before week 1 and he misses a few starts before returning let's say week 6 does that make him a "backup" QB and anything the Rams accomplish more impressive because they did it with a "backup" QB? What's the cutoff for a guy being a "backup" QB? If Andy Dalton takes over for Bryce Young in week 14 and they make a miracle run is he a "backup" QB despite having started nearly 100 games in the NFL?
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:28:48 AM No.150122867
>>150122847
Phins, the Pats are not ready yet
Replies: >>150122896
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:29:39 AM No.150122880
>>150122863
Back up QB is whoever isn't first on the depth chart (barring injury)
Replies: >>150122935
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:29:48 AM No.150122881
>>150122863
No, because if all QBs on the roster are healthy, Stafford is the starter. With all QBs on the roster healthy, Foles was the backup. Simple as.
Replies: >>150122935
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:30:22 AM No.150122889
9dod
9dod
md5: 6a8961c13632b6c06e19fdc2205e1a15๐Ÿ”
>>150122822
yeah it's almost as bad as da flu spammer posting 1 throw from a year where the chiefs went back to back amirite
Replies: >>150122915 >>150122973
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:30:39 AM No.150122896
>>150122867
...to win the Super Bowl but will lose in the AFC Championship Game before winning it in 2027.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:31:34 AM No.150122906
>>150122105
>blo dix
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:31:40 AM No.150122908
rs_634x1024-240614103625-brittany
rs_634x1024-240614103625-brittany
md5: efe956eac73acbf9e18bbe409b95402e๐Ÿ”
Brittany Mahomes is a sexy loyal milf and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
Replies: >>150122921 >>150122931 >>150122972
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:32:15 AM No.150122915
>>150122889
Almost as bad as the year the Queefs tried to 3peat kekaroo
Replies: >>150123012
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:32:30 AM No.150122920
>>150122566
Your post doesn't contradict anything I said. I only said it's harder to replace skill position players. If a CB gets injured it's easier to plug them into a new system with a veteran CB. Whereas it's much harder to replace a WR regardless of how talented the replacement is since they have to learn the playbook.
>Tom Brady: Have you ever been in some of those defensive meeting rooms?โ€ Brady said. โ€œYou wonder why they play defense and after about two minutes you go, โ€˜Yep, they could never be an offensive player.โ€™โ€
https://nypost.com/2021/10/26/tom-brady-mocks-defensive-players-on-mnf-manningcast/
Replies: >>150122936 >>150124294
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:32:35 AM No.150122921
>>150122908
I don't care
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:32:56 AM No.150122926
>>150122105
jameis is a based retard
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:33:20 AM No.150122931
>>150122908
She's a 7/10 whore with fake tits who has a polygamy tattoo on her foot
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 1:33:53 AM No.150122935
>>150122880
>>150122881
So you're saying if Kenny Pickett wins the starting QB job for the Browns, gets hurt in week 2 and Joe Flacco wins the Superbowl for them then they won it with a backup Quarterback? Regardless of how well he plays or what he accomplished in his career prior you'd say "the Browns were such a great team they won their first Superbowl with a backup Quarterback!"

Fucking lol absolutely plonked way of thinking
Replies: >>150122962 >>150122992
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:33:54 AM No.150122936
>>150122920
Shows why Brady is whoring himself to tv networks and not coaching. He's an idiot QB-autist that doesn't know what defensive players have to learn.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:34:06 AM No.150122942
>>150122566
>>150122727
https://x.com/SKProFootball/status/1452808671063199744?s=20
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:35:35 AM No.150122962
>>150122935
I can admit that it's a gray area when there's arguments over who should be starting if both are healthy but that doesn't apply to the case we're talking about. Wentz was having an MVP-level season and Foles was clearly the backup.
Replies: >>150123146
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:36:31 AM No.150122970
>>150122848
He was a 1st round prospect at one point? Really?
Replies: >>150123037
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:36:36 AM No.150122972
>>150122908
She looks like she smells like hot cheetos and semen.
Replies: >>150122985
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:36:38 AM No.150122973
>>150122889
He does it because you reply to it with 3 paragraphs of seethe every single time
He hasn't even posted it and you're still seething about it
Replies: >>150123106
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:36:57 AM No.150122976
1752328613135115
1752328613135115
md5: 2a5e1bf66faa10cd1a5bae3b09c110ef๐Ÿ”
>>150122626
NTA faggot I just got back from grocery shopping with my wife and it's well established that I don't waste time making OC. The tide has turned, people are tired of the Mahomes hate. Cry about it
Replies: >>150123025
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:37:32 AM No.150122985
>>150122972
My room smells like that
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:37:55 AM No.150122992
>>150122935
Flacco would be a backup QB in that case. Same way Kirk Cousins is a back up QB despite starting for a decade. No one would call them backups when they retire because of how many years they started but at the same time at the present time they are considered backups and would be backup QBs if they had to start and win the owl
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:39:35 AM No.150123008
>defenses don't have a playbook
>they just see ball run at ball
This is such a dumb take. I'd recommend checking out some of the breakdowns this guy does:
>https://x.com/The_Coach_A
>https://www.matchquarters.com/
He lays out a lot of the complexities of NFL defenses.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:39:43 AM No.150123012
601d809190dd450018a7b20d
601d809190dd450018a7b20d
md5: a8b9b6d0050816db8ccf6d411a947b53๐Ÿ”
>>150122915
>tried to 3peat
Replies: >>150123057
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:41:27 AM No.150123025
>>150122976
based
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:42:42 AM No.150123037
>>150122970
Former Gilbert Perry quarterback Brock Purdy, now with the Iowa State Cyclones, could be Arizona's next first-round NFL draft pick. https://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/high-school/2020/04/29/2021-nfl-mock-draft-iowa-state-qb-brock-purdy-nfl-draft-projections/3051993001/

Yeah dude before he came back for his last year he was a highly touted prospect.
Replies: >>150123074
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:44:47 AM No.150123057
>>150123012
Tom Brady has more rings than any NFL franchise. I don't think he loses sleep over not 3peating like the Mutt does when the score was 40-6 this February
Replies: >>150123102 >>150123140
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:45:54 AM No.150123066
>Inb4 "let me tell you why getting blown out in the Super Bowl is a good thing!"
Replies: >>150123102
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:46:07 AM No.150123071
>Da flu... its dat flu n' sheit m-muhfukka
kek queefies are so fucking GAY
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:46:23 AM No.150123074
>>150123037
I see. Very cool
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:49:30 AM No.150123102
lol
lol
md5: da60f9971b2915e132b2d9c2b1b754d8๐Ÿ”
>>150123066
>>150123057
Mahomes: "my 3peat was ended by Superbowl MVP Jalen Hurts, he'll probably end up in the HoF someday"

Brady: "sigh.....my 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer.....in the divisional round, I couldn't even make it to the Super Bowl....."
Replies: >>150123135
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:50:02 AM No.150123106
1751472911040494
1751472911040494
md5: 0129241d2a27d31270acfba693aaa3a4๐Ÿ”
>>150122973
>confusing me for a r*ddit spacer who debates delusional mahomes haters in good faith
This retardation is almost strong enough to bait me into getting a trip. Almost.
Replies: >>150123155
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:53:31 AM No.150123135
>>150123102
I called it! LMFAO! Only losers makes positives out of losing. 7>3 simple as
Replies: >>150123158 >>150123254
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:53:50 AM No.150123137
avg-age
avg-age
md5: 8e906c548b82f1671d2366d6c6e0548c๐Ÿ”
....
Replies: >>150123151
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:54:03 AM No.150123140
>>150123057
He had 3 rings when he got gaped by Jake Plummer in the divisional and failed his 3peat dumbass
Replies: >>150123163
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 1:54:23 AM No.150123146
>>150122962
Nick Foles retired with a better career win % than Carson Wentz has right now. He had a winning record as a starting QB prior to 2017 and he retired with a winning record as a starting QB. Carson Wentz right now is 47-47-1 as a starting QB. The Eagles made a dumb choice trading Foles away in 2015 and they made a dumb choice letting him walk in 2019. Foles was always the right choice but neither Chip Kelly nor Howie Roseman could see it. They tanked his career and nobody talks about it because he sucked with the Jaguars. The same Jaguars who have 2 winning records in the last 17 seasons. People who gargle Howie's nuts or claim the Eagles won in 2017 with a "backup" can't see the forest through the trees. He was always the better player. Only stats fags couldn't see it at the time
Replies: >>150123209
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:54:37 AM No.150123148
>my QB lost to a future HoFer in the Super Bowl he's so lucky!

This is an actual cuckold mindset.
Replies: >>150123254
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:54:49 AM No.150123151
>>150123137
without joe flacco the average age of da browns is 20
Replies: >>150123229
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.150123154
1743919443358867_thumb.jpg
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md5: ac6d14dfeded0e165b3d013e49e5be1c๐Ÿ”
>.... anyways, 7>3
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:55:07 AM No.150123155
>>150123106
No one's buying your new frogposter disguise statmutt we know it's you
Replies: >>150123222
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:55:20 AM No.150123158
>>150123135
Super bowl > divisional simple as
Replies: >>150123177
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:55:44 AM No.150123163
>>150123140
And now he has 7 rings and has more than any NFL team. How many rings does Mahomes have right now?
Replies: >>150123323
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:55:44 AM No.150123164
Screenshot_20250806-195247
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md5: 224df2e6102539d20c4ec361e06e3512๐Ÿ”
I think the Patriots might actually be back
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:56:53 AM No.150123177
>>150123158
Agreed, that's why Tom Brady's 7 rings mog Mahome's 3. Finally you said something smart. No one gives a fuck about how many divisional games Mahomes won, we care about Super Bowl victories.
Replies: >>150123227
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:57:59 AM No.150123192
Screenshot_20250806-165719
Screenshot_20250806-165719
md5: 7a4209049a570c7ebcdfbd534a09dce8๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>150123299
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 1:59:40 AM No.150123209
>>150123146
>Foles should have been the starter in 2017
You don't actually believe this lol you're just obsessed with winning "debates" on a Kyrgyzstani tiddlywinks image-based forum. Wentz was obviously the starter than year, and he played at an MVP-level. Foles had a wonder run of two games and that's great but no one, even with hind-sight, could seriously think he should have been the starter that year.
Replies: >>150123220 >>150123249
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:01:00 AM No.150123220
>>150123209
This. I mean there was definitely a debate that off season but we all knew Wentz was gonna start.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:01:05 AM No.150123222
EgWzJI3XkAIGu8A
EgWzJI3XkAIGu8A
md5: 9b52ef4bcd8aa294686ead1235350e0c๐Ÿ”
>>150123155
>please oh PLEASE buy trip :3
No.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:02:08 AM No.150123227
>>150123177
>bounced in divisional by Jake the Snake is LE GOOD
turn trip back on janny
Replies: >>150123246
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:02:15 AM No.150123229
>>150123151
No, it would be 26.04
Replies: >>150123243
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:03:42 AM No.150123243
>>150123229
i actually fact checked this with @Grok and it said it wasn't true
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:03:56 AM No.150123246
>>150123227
>says super bowl > divisional
>uses divisional to divert conversation away from Super Bowl in next post

Get fucked retard 7>3
Replies: >>150123264
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:04:09 AM No.150123248
Gxs675rawAQlYmK
Gxs675rawAQlYmK
md5: 487c30538c718dfcbdf709453cb23844๐Ÿ”
I am uncertain if this image is edited
Replies: >>150123344
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 2:04:10 AM No.150123249
>>150123209
I absolutely believe Nick Foles was a better Quarterback than Carson Wentz during his career and I absolutely believe Carson Wentz would not have beaten the Patriots in the Superbowl. There's a reason Wentz never won a playoff game in his career and it's not injuries. He was always a reckless player and a poor leader. Keep looking at stats. You'll keep being wrong
Replies: >>150123261 >>150123300
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:04:52 AM No.150123254
>>150123148
>>150123135
>I called it! LMFAO! Only losers makes positives out of losing. 7>3 simple as
Every QB loses. Mahomes just loses at a lower rate than Brady. Everyone gets blown out, Mahomes only does it against Super Bowl caliber teams unlike Brady who got BTFO by Jake Plummer.
Replies: >>150123270
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:05:26 AM No.150123261
>>150123249
Wentz was an MVP candidate in 2017 before his injury and the Eagles were the first seed. Don't revisionist history it. Foles was a backup and he even admitted he was close to retiring before the Eagles got him the second time
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:05:33 AM No.150123264
>>150123246
>failing threepeat is bad kek mahomes btfo
>nonono shut up about plummer!!!
project more retard
Replies: >>150123278
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:06:27 AM No.150123270
>>150123254
Not every QB wins Super Bowls and absolutely only 1 (one) QB won a Super Bowl 7 times. 7>3 get fucked retard
Replies: >>150123400
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:07:28 AM No.150123278
>>150123264
Neither 3peated but only won has 7 Super Bowls as a concession
Replies: >>150123364
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:09:12 AM No.150123299
SHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
SHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
md5: b94ee8006eac051ed8d3484ef9253757๐Ÿ”
>>150123192
They mean 4.5m/game... right?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:09:21 AM No.150123300
>>150123249
>during his career
What does that matter lol
Again, you don't actually believe Foles should have been the starter in 2017, you just can't help but argue without end.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:11:14 AM No.150123323
>>150123163
>3 rings when you fail a threepeat in the owl
>3 rings when you fail a threepeat in the divisional
>uhuhuh well what about over a decade later when he retired
no one buys this cope faggot, try again in 2050 once the dust has settled
Replies: >>150123345
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:13:08 AM No.150123344
>>150123248
Tom loves big titties, despite having been married to a sinewy hag forever. The picture must be real.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:13:17 AM No.150123345
>>150123323
7>3 is fact. It's not a cope it's just a fact lmao. What's a cope is when you start to get away from talking about Super Bowl wins. Please focus on 7 Super Bowls being more than 3.
Replies: >>150123379
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:13:23 AM No.150123347
Once again, just make you own /Brady-vs-Mahomes/ general to continue your eternal dance of repeating the same arguments over and over, and leave us alone. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Replies: >>150123400 >>150123560
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:15:01 AM No.150123364
>>150123278
Mahomes has only been a starter for 7 years you absolute dipshit. This is an even dumber take than the "on pace to" crowd
Replies: >>150123375 >>150123377
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:16:43 AM No.150123375
>>150123364
>once again diverting away from 7 being more than 3 using a cope

Your delusion retard logic is like a Steelers fan saying Big Ben will retire with 7 rings because he was 1-2 on them his first 2 seasons.Nothing based on fact, just projections that you try to act supercedes facts.
Replies: >>150123389
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:16:46 AM No.150123377
>>150123364
Iโ€™m on pace to beat off after work
Replies: >>150123387
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:16:54 AM No.150123379
>>150123345
>7 rings in 21 years
>3 rings in 7 years
Just turn your trip back on already faggot, we all know it's you
Replies: >>150123388
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:18:05 AM No.150123387
>>150123377
Are you me?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:18:10 AM No.150123388
>>150123379
>muh projections to get away from the facts

7>3 is an irrefutable fact. Your delusions are not.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:18:32 AM No.150123389
>>150123375
Brady played 21 seasons. Mahomes has played 7. You are very very dumb for dying on this hill. Losing to Jake Plummer in the divisional is more embarrassing than losing an owl no matter how much you try to change the subject
Replies: >>150123406
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:19:48 AM No.150123400
>>150123347
It's the brady dickriders who started it once again.
>>150123270
You changed the subject to rings since you lost.
Replies: >>150123422
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:20:21 AM No.150123404
Mahomes is on pace to get blown out of more Super Bowls at age 29 than anybody else in NFL history!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:20:27 AM No.150123406
>>150123389
I'm not changing any subject retard. You keep trying to include delusions. You could say Mahomes will play another 30 years and win 30 Super Bowls. That's a projection. I'm speaking facts. 7 > 3 don't give a fuck how many years Mahomes has played, will play, he could have a career ending injury tomorrow for all we know.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:20:44 AM No.150123409
>jannysknee this mindbroken by jake plummer
It's over. Master Queef won.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:21:58 AM No.150123422
>>150123400
>you changed the subject to Super Bowl rings

That's how you know Mahomes isn't the GOAT. You don't wanna talk rings you just wanna cherrypick copes.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:23:12 AM No.150123427
>s-stop mentioning Super Bowl victories aiiiiieeeee Jake Plummer and divisional rounds please focus on that
Replies: >>150123452
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:27:16 AM No.150123452
>>150123427
You responded to a picture of Jake gaping Fraudy by pivoting to ring count. Stop projecting and take your meds janny
Replies: >>150123467
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:28:15 AM No.150123465
Bradybabby 4
Bradybabby 4
md5: d6af04c4e93323b02550cdd368f85301๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:28:31 AM No.150123467
>>150123452
You're like a Bronfag who brings up everything but rings against Jordan. Nothing but copes to not focus on what matters most, championships.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:28:40 AM No.150123469
>Haha mahomo failed his threepeat
>Brady's attempt was more embarrassing
>REEE DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Replies: >>150123486
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:28:58 AM No.150123472
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t3v7_WfcpVI
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:30:03 AM No.150123484
Make you own thread
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:30:10 AM No.150123486
>>150123469
There's nothing more embarrassing than being down 34-0 in a Super Bowl. The Lions choking, the Bills, Chargers etc. in the playoffs are all less embrassing than the Super Bowl. But ultimately they're all losers of course.
Replies: >>150123510
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:30:55 AM No.150123492
1000000822
1000000822
md5: 33996a659a5a2e8b2e75e5fe98738ac7๐Ÿ”
>he's calling me a broncos fan now
concession unabashedly accepted
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 2:31:23 AM No.150123498
1753317873779736
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md5: 1e8ac12ac930955c3d0098d1329d96fc๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>150123560
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:32:34 AM No.150123508
Commanders did more against the Eagles than the Chiefs did lol
Replies: >>150123534
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:33:02 AM No.150123510
>>150123486
>getting further in the playoffs is worse actually
You're not exactly wrong though, just from the perspective that the average owl watcher is a retarded casual who doesn't watch any other games.
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:33:20 AM No.150123514
1533328525414
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md5: 0c012836114b0b58c38d3ba914583f70๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>150123560
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 2:34:41 AM No.150123532
Screenshot_20250807-123410_Firefox
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md5: 224017d794938ebd94d30a3aafc88762๐Ÿ”
There's a decent chance the Chiefs start the season 1-3 and the shitposting if it comes to fruition is going to be uma delica
Replies: >>150123574 >>150123578 >>150123587 >>150123877 >>150123929 >>150123958 >>150123966
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:34:50 AM No.150123534
>>150123508
Mahomes would've missed the playoffs if he played on the Commies
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:37:34 AM No.150123560
>>150123514
>>150123498
>>150123347
I made like two post about the Chiefs >>150122143 and left the thread and come back to this. What made the bradyfags upset this time.
Replies: >>150123588 >>150123589 >>150123596
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:38:32 AM No.150123574
Screenshot 2025-08-06 173711
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>>150123532
Glad to see you're bandwagonning onto my prediction.
Of course, ball knowers like us will usually come to the same (correct) conclusion.
Replies: >>150123579 >>150123670
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:39:05 AM No.150123578
>>150123532
Russ will cook just watch
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:39:25 AM No.150123579
>>150123574
Temujin what's for dinner tonight babe?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:40:06 AM No.150123587
>>150123532
Fun fact: Mahomes only has 5 losses against the NFC in the regular season and 5 losses against the AFCW, that's the same amount of times he's been to the Super Bowl which shows how rare it is.
Replies: >>150123601 >>150123619
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:40:09 AM No.150123588
>>150123560
Jake Plummer mentioned
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:40:09 AM No.150123589
1600742431779
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>>150123560
I just posted an image I think is funny. No need to get so upset.
Replies: >>150123603
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:40:39 AM No.150123594
josh allen the antimahomes
josh allen the antimahomes
md5: be3ce0adb7adc6c257fd39de2fc0145a๐Ÿ”
Mahomes Stats poster
I got a new chart for you
bon appetit
Replies: >>150123604 >>150123616 >>150123621 >>150123653
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:40:49 AM No.150123596
Washedholmes 1
Washedholmes 1
md5: be60fa913b46161e6cb198c4f4c89de5๐Ÿ”
>>150123560
Replies: >>150123604 >>150123669
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:41:28 AM No.150123601
>>150123587
How many NFC losses in the post season?
Replies: >>150123626
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:41:31 AM No.150123603
>>150123589
>posting raiders merch
nice larp tranny
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:41:40 AM No.150123604
>>150123596
>>150123594
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:42:10 AM No.150123608
1_dcJ7_AlibcRUpPeaZJEBCw
1_dcJ7_AlibcRUpPeaZJEBCw
md5: 844847e39a14370910f667ef84ea4006๐Ÿ”
Reminder that my Saints horribly misused Zach Baun for the first 4 years of his career and he immediately became an All-Pro when he got to the Eagles. Also, another reminder that Mickey Loomis is a retard who probably won't even rebuild the right way, he might drag this team into another bout of cap hell before it's even good enough to compete. Reminder that most other Saints fans are delusional faggots who make excuses for this shit and act like everything is good and I want to set them all on fire. I swear if any of those annoying fucks get mad if the Saints lose a lot of games then I'm going ballistic. I hope the Saints lose every fucking game they play, even to the Falcons.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:42:29 AM No.150123616
>>150123594
saved for future use
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:42:36 AM No.150123619
>>150123587
Fun fact: If I locked Mahomes in a room for two weeks and fed him nothing but sweet potatoes he would walk out a very healthy man.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:42:40 AM No.150123621
>>150123594
>Every other QB drafted last year already have more losses when trailing in the 4th quarter than Mahomes
fucking lmao
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:42:54 AM No.150123626
>>150123601
Same number of times Fraudy lost to Eli Manning I believe
Replies: >>150123638
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:43:42 AM No.150123638
>>150123626
Damn is Eli Manning the GOAT? He beat a 7 time winner twice.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:44:25 AM No.150123650
>Colin Cowturd
Replies: >>150124041
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:44:34 AM No.150123653
>>150123594
>clutch gene confirmed.jpg
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:44:45 AM No.150123655
Wait so Eli beat Brady Brady beat Mahomes so that means Eli is the best out of the 3 and Patrick the worst.
Replies: >>150123696 >>150123719
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:45:35 AM No.150123669
1
1
md5: 109433dd1a2d810692edb0508c5182e2๐Ÿ”
>>150123596
Here's the full rankings which shows he's on top.
Replies: >>150123794 >>150123914
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 2:45:36 AM No.150123670
>>150123574
I said there's a decent chance its not a prediction. I haven't picked the Chargers to beat the Chiefs in years
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:45:48 AM No.150123674
KCM_RAH_6151
KCM_RAH_6151
md5: 6240786469c7cc42b21a468ac652e115๐Ÿ”
>win an owl in las gaygas
>turn their "culture changing" coach into a kc water boy
will this be enough to push trannyjin to finally save enough allowance money to buy a jersey? the team is clearly too impoverished to stand a chance
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:47:16 AM No.150123696
>>150123655
GOAT rankings (final)
>1 Jake Plummer
>2 Eli Manning
>3 Cam Newton
>4 Tom Brady
>5 Patrick Mahomes
Replies: >>150123713
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:48:38 AM No.150123713
>>150123696
Big Ben beat Plummer so I'm afraid Mahomes falls out of the top 5.
Replies: >>150123736
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:48:51 AM No.150123717
Make your own thread
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:49:04 AM No.150123719
1689020366907547
1689020366907547
md5: e6f304dfda3d72ec0e933e9d8fc93ebc๐Ÿ”
>>150123655
It's almost like transitive property in football is retarded and doesn't work.
Doubly so because QBs don't play each other.
Replies: >>150123781 >>150123825
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:50:34 AM No.150123736
>>150123713
Mahomes pushed Rapeburger into retirement so not quite. Goff and Foles are missing from the list tho
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:51:40 AM No.150123752
No fantasy thread this year? Or they moved it somewhere else?
Replies: >>150123761 >>150123772 >>150123783 >>150123816
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:52:17 AM No.150123761
>>150123752
be the change you wish to see in this world.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:53:24 AM No.150123772
>>150123752
Fantasy has been cancelled due to AIDS
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:54:28 AM No.150123781
>>150123719
Agreed. At the end of the day Super Bowl victories reign supreme.
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:54:32 AM No.150123783
unstoppable_force_and_immovable_object_2x
unstoppable_force_and_immovable_object_2x
md5: 8ffdd2ed8a0b7604cf73664059292b38๐Ÿ”
>>150123752
If there isn't, one will be made as needed so all fagasy discussion can be contained there.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:55:43 AM No.150123793
Screenshot_20250806-175402
Screenshot_20250806-175402
md5: ba55ea7baa0c6e21b8b73055b3901537๐Ÿ”
What did he mean by this?

>"There are hundreds of thousands of kids who would love nothing more than to be the starting TE for the 49ers, and it is my job to ruin all of their dreams. So basically, f**k them kids."
Replies: >>150123878
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:55:46 AM No.150123794
>>150123669
Genuinely forgot that Tony Homo existed
Replies: >>150123824
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:56:04 AM No.150123801
I'm happy for Trey Lance, he played well last week.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:56:56 AM No.150123816
Screenshot_20250628-162445
Screenshot_20250628-162445
md5: dfde8c9f893320ea9aca4b26749f6082๐Ÿ”
>>150123752
He doesn't know
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 2:57:32 AM No.150123824
>>150123794
Before he was blowing dick in the booth, he was blowing dick on the field as a Dallas Cowturd.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:57:34 AM No.150123825
>>150123719
Now apply that logic to wins being a team stat and stop sucking off Brady. You are a Raiders fan, have some pride. Brady stole valor from your franchise with his tuckrulegate, spygate, deflategate, and salarycapfuckerygate.
Replies: >>150123861
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 2:57:41 AM No.150123827
cuckfraudy
cuckfraudy
md5: ddf88aab1026b03866ec15aa51eab422๐Ÿ”
erm...fraudysisters???
Replies: >>150123911
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:00:07 AM No.150123855
1. Joe Montana
2. Bart Starr
3. Drew Brees
4. Matt Leinart
5. Jim Kelly
Replies: >>150123923
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:00:09 AM No.150123856
F1.large
F1.large
md5: 81b3316a21740aeaf416129f7adb2ef5๐Ÿ”
>there's grownass men who are naive enough to think Brady at age 43 was able to play at an elite level without steroids.
Replies: >>150123908 >>150123912 >>150123922 >>150124092
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:00:22 AM No.150123861
>>150123825
I will always say that BRADY FUCKING FUMBLED. But trying to imply he's no good just is not a valid stance anymore. Hasn't been for years.
Rice is still the GOAT though
Rice>Brady>Montana>who gives a fuck after that
Replies: >>150123899
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:01:28 AM No.150123877
1693708075950510
1693708075950510
md5: b0db0c4c498a0397784098e24e35fc53๐Ÿ”
>>150123532
Juicy sportscaster b8 if so.
Replies: >>150123941
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:01:29 AM No.150123878
>>150123793
These aren't funny. Kys.
Replies: >>150123921 >>150124625
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:03:17 AM No.150123899
>>150123861
Good? Undeniably. GOAT? Not even top 5. Unironically a worse refbaby than Bradshaw
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:03:51 AM No.150123908
>>150123856
Nobody thinks that, everybody in the NFL is on PEDs
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:05 AM No.150123911
>>150123827
Brady has been getting so much top-tier ass since the split that I can't even make fun of him for this.
Replies: >>150123934
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:09 AM No.150123912
>>150123856
>there's grownass men who are naive enough to think Brady was the only one taking steroids
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:26 AM No.150123914
>>150123669
>Here's the full rankings which shows he's on
The decline
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:28 AM No.150123915
Make your own thread
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:46 AM No.150123921
patrick-mahomes-2-ht-gmh-250421_1745246993487_hpEmbed_3x4
>>150123878
Based. Antinatalists get the rope. If >your favorite sports star hasn't reached replacement and/or doesn't have custody, they are a failure
Replies: >>150123938 >>150123947
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:04:48 AM No.150123922
>>150123856
I'd say HGH not roids. If you take roids you end up looking like TJ Watt
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:04:54 AM No.150123923
>>150123855
1. Tom Brady
2. Dan Marino
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Payton Manning
5. Drew Brees
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:05:14 AM No.150123925
time for work
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:05:35 AM No.150123929
>>150123532
There will be 5,000 posts by one autist saying "wait until Rashee Rice is back"
Remember that Rashee Rice is a solid WR2 at best
Replies: >>150123979
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:06:10 AM No.150123934
>>150123911
A loyal wife and custody of your children >>> riding the roastbeef carousel. You'd understand if you were a father
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:06:36 AM No.150123938
>>150123921
You should kys too
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:06:45 AM No.150123941
Screenshot 2025-08-06 180524
Screenshot 2025-08-06 180524
md5: 1e1f518effc1207c05c0bc513af2935c๐Ÿ”
>>150123877
Could unironically be 3-6 heading into their bye week in the worst case scenario. Their schedule is massively frontloaded.
Of course, you'd then have to hear about their """miraculous""" late season comeback afterwards.
Replies: >>150123958 >>150123996
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:07:31 AM No.150123947
1727124484164954
1727124484164954
md5: beb0108ad15556d1c211d462bf65aa91๐Ÿ”
>>150123921
Legitimately one of the ugliest fucking kids ive ever seen that wernt disfigured somehow.
Another massive L for Mahomes
Replies: >>150123960 >>150123962 >>150124002 >>150124050
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:08:33 AM No.150123958
>>150123532
>>150123941
Chiefs will start 1-3 but will lose to the Giants and beat the Ravens
Replies: >>150123983
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:08:36 AM No.150123960
1749316829183662
1749316829183662
md5: b705ad0e48c5b0caa4f9aee417409a0e๐Ÿ”
>>150123947
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:08:40 AM No.150123962
>>150123947
>that nose
Doesn't match either of theirs. Makes me think....
Replies: >>150124012
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:08:57 AM No.150123966
yiwt
yiwt
md5: 2650a8554abfd82d85508051817e93a1๐Ÿ”
>>150123532
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:10:08 AM No.150123979
>>150123929
Chiefs missing the offs is the script and I genuinely don't care, as a lifelong fan. When statbro melts down over it while I'm MIA balls deep in my wife just like back in February I dont want any of you faggots confusing us
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:10:21 AM No.150123983
rimage
rimage
md5: 6fe05c6b7efd95fcad72eea2fb2d9261๐Ÿ”
>>150123958
I mean, dumber shit has happened. Still, not something I'd count on.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:11:42 AM No.150123996
1754528805693596
1754528805693596
md5: e60ce15d7a549a3139e17ba1761181d2๐Ÿ”
>>150123941
Here's my prediction
Replies: >>150124005
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:12:10 AM No.150124002
>>150123947
Racemixing was a mistake
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:12:17 AM No.150124005
>>150123996
What's it like being retarded?
Replies: >>150124273
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:12:40 AM No.150124012
1746131908802682
1746131908802682
md5: 375451e8474192b551456456f280a198๐Ÿ”
>>150123962
think about what?
Replies: >>150124023 >>150124042
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:13:39 AM No.150124023
>>150124012
>polygamy
Again, and I've not heard any answer to this, doesn't that imply that he has multiple bitches?
Replies: >>150124033
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:14:51 AM No.150124031
Whatever, I'm going to Reddit where they actually know ball and talk about it.
Replies: >>150124039 >>150124067
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:15:07 AM No.150124033
>>150124023
it means she gets to have multiple men and mahomes likes to watch
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:15:48 AM No.150124039
>>150124031
Don't come back
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:16:02 AM No.150124041
>>150123650
>he watches national media
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:16:03 AM No.150124042
>>150124012
Egads... doth my eyes deceive me?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:17:03 AM No.150124050
fa983e51-22b9-49a8-bdae-8c91560f3826_750x422
fa983e51-22b9-49a8-bdae-8c91560f3826_750x422
md5: 5d01910330091a8b7366441cdb92c662๐Ÿ”
>>150123947
If their kids aren't cute enough for you maybe you should making your own
Replies: >>150124060 >>150124352
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:17:10 AM No.150124053
I just looked at the OP. The Raiders fans are seething.
Replies: >>150124063 >>150124065
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:17:50 AM No.150124060
>>150124050
I'm currently working on it with my wife :)
Replies: >>150124118
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:17:58 AM No.150124063
>>150124053
No playoff wins for 23 years will do that
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:18:01 AM No.150124065
1728850292883634
1728850292883634
md5: 265c906b09be5731c43db77a7dae46d4๐Ÿ”
>>150124053
Defensive coach btw
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:18:14 AM No.150124067
1754490041908131
1754490041908131
md5: 0ed6f74696364e5f660f31092403332d๐Ÿ”
>>150124031
forgot pic
Replies: >>150124082
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:18:23 AM No.150124072
>>150122647
Black don't crack
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:19:58 AM No.150124082
bafkreibdbki5kocdwiwlipjeldhra22yipq2tb63t4i4sw423dhmpcbe3q
>>150124067
Based and Birdspilled
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:20:33 AM No.150124092
>>150123856
Steroids work better if YOUR ONLY 29!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:21:25 AM No.150124099
von.0
von.0
md5: 8f363c0abc870af9b059cbff699470ff๐Ÿ”
anyway
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:21:30 AM No.150124100
Lane Johnson and TJ Watt are the biggest gear heads in the NFL. I'll never respect either player
Replies: >>150124104 >>150124121
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:22:09 AM No.150124104
>>150124100
Prove it
Replies: >>150124164 >>150124689
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:23:01 AM No.150124112
1686366853802795
1686366853802795
md5: bccaaa872a501e1e0b66de701542297d๐Ÿ”
ya sneed?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:23:10 AM No.150124118
>>150124060
nice try, bussyposter
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:23:31 AM No.150124121
>>150124100
>Lane Johnson
Wasn't this the nigga who sat out because he had a sad? lol what a weak bitch-made faggot.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:26:41 AM No.150124152
FmN0lzLWIBwiME_
FmN0lzLWIBwiME_
md5: bcc0b66755d597127988ade54f086cf5๐Ÿ”
>HANK
>DON'T POST JAKE PLUMMER IT WILL DERAIL THE THREAD
>HAAAAANK
Replies: >>150124168
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:27:54 AM No.150124164
Screenshot_20250807-132336_Firefox
Screenshot_20250807-132336_Firefox
md5: 49edcd162df32cb2d0d8beb5936e11c9๐Ÿ”
>>150124104
Pic related. TJ Watt hasn't been caught yet but it's obvious he's juiced by his build and skin. Julian Edelman juiced too but I respect him because he didn't need to to be great
Replies: >>150124181 >>150124689
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:28:31 AM No.150124168
1702255852101108_thumb.jpg
1702255852101108_thumb.jpg
md5: a91b507d2992cf2854f4f1aa01c4178d๐Ÿ”
>>150124152
>Hey Mr. White, look at this funny video I found!
Replies: >>150124185
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:30:02 AM No.150124179
1738310578318633
1738310578318633
md5: c8af4b653990d6a4281d50acc1df1326๐Ÿ”
Bros, does /football/ really start tomorrow night??? Is it back
Replies: >>150124190 >>150124192 >>150124209
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:30:25 AM No.150124181
>>150124164
Oh, I didn't realize we were talking about 2016.
Also, this doesn't prove he's any more of a "gear head" than any other player. In fact, it probably means he's more cautious with the stuff now than everyone else.
Replies: >>150124208 >>150124689
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:31:07 AM No.150124185
BB1idL17
BB1idL17
md5: 8dbcb7a55f3b601e358f12528a7135ac๐Ÿ”
>>150124168
The finale of that season was a better episode
Replies: >>150124199 >>150124213
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:31:26 AM No.150124190
>>150124179
No, I wouldn't call preseason games "football"
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:31:40 AM No.150124192
>>150124179
No it's just some joint practices
But soon bro soon
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:32:31 AM No.150124199
>>150124185
What the hell Mr. White? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:33:34 AM No.150124205
Dem Hornz winnin da natty
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:33:44 AM No.150124208
images(234)
images(234)
md5: f48746d51e0613f83740b564470ae1e0๐Ÿ”
>>150124181
>he got caught cheating twice but it was 9 years ago so that's fine

Lmfao plonked mutt mindset. He's still doing it you can always tell by the vascularity. That's why Myles Garrett is so impressive you can tell he's a natty physical freak because his vains aren't unnaturally huge like those roidheads
Replies: >>150124216 >>150124689 >>150125238
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:33:45 AM No.150124209
>>150124179
my bungles are playing their starters for a quarter tomorrow so kinda
Replies: >>150125077
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:34:37 AM No.150124213
1707698554182622_thumb.jpg
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md5: f4b96917cf54dff263b67792e2ad5270๐Ÿ”
>>150124185
>Deus ex Machina bailout at the last moment
Did an 8th grader write this?
Replies: >>150124224 >>150124231
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:34:43 AM No.150124215
Bears
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:34:49 AM No.150124216
>>150124208
>I can tell because of his veins
lel ok buddy
Replies: >>150124250
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:35:11 AM No.150124218
suck
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:35:49 AM No.150124224
>>150124213
kwab
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:36:16 AM No.150124229
IMG_3928
IMG_3928
md5: d9b3b88b7db83c90b740cf05aacd482f๐Ÿ”
Who here /keeppounding/ here
Replies: >>150124245 >>150124251
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:36:28 AM No.150124231
FkvZ_h2X0AYIey6
FkvZ_h2X0AYIey6
md5: 945e09f45264b5438fe7df77043946af๐Ÿ”
>>150124213
Premature ejaculation is a skill issue
Replies: >>150124262
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:38:17 AM No.150124245
>>150124229
>keep pounding
>bear down
>tighten up
What did they mean by this?
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:38:53 AM No.150124250
images(235)
images(235)
md5: afbf61fbff8c9fab9befdc50da9c83ce๐Ÿ”
>>150124216
It's vascularity+forearm thickness that are the easiest markers. I'm not going to explain every marker to you but once you've seen enough roidheads you know who's carrying their build naturally with hard work+diet and who isn't
Replies: >>150124263 >>150124618
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:38:54 AM No.150124251
>>150124229
Bend over and I'll keep pounding
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:40:21 AM No.150124262
cheifs2
cheifs2
md5: 433a7b125bb79acf97bcfa7048523078๐Ÿ”
>>150124231
>that reference
beat me to it kek
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:40:26 AM No.150124263
>>150124250
Yeah ok man. You're definitely not an autistic tard.
Replies: >>150124295
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:41:27 AM No.150124273
>>150124005
What's your problem?
Replies: >>150124278
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:41:53 AM No.150124278
>>150124273
ligma balls lol burn
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:43:26 AM No.150124294
>>150122920
Again, you're fucking retarded. Brady wouldn't have won his first 3 rings without the Patriot's front seven
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 3:43:29 AM No.150124295
>>150124263
You sound upset. Are you on your down cycle?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:45:17 AM No.150124311
No more fighting. Letโ€™s try to keep things Bears-related, as /NFL/ is a Bears fandom genny.
Replies: >>150124313 >>150124330 >>150124445
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 3:45:55 AM No.150124313
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md5: b35243810c50d35d046a24ac383fd9bf๐Ÿ”
>>150124311
Replies: >>150124342 >>150124345 >>150124350
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:46:18 AM No.150124316
>gayleb
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:48:48 AM No.150124330
>>150124311
For me, it's the double doink
Replies: >>150124348 >>150124371 >>150124463
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:51:03 AM No.150124342
>>150124313
>down 3 points
>1st and 10 at the opponent's 25 yard line
>46 seconds left and 1 timeout
Imagine losing this game in regulation lel wtf
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:51:28 AM No.150124345
>>150124313
I still don't know why they didn't use their last timepit here
Replies: >>150124454
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:52:09 AM No.150124348
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md5: dc3bb9ad42f0897070f5e94ffdf6949e๐Ÿ”
>>150124330
Replies: >>150124371 >>150124463
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:52:17 AM No.150124350
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md5: 659cd1cc39c40c6feaa2650845fa7d27๐Ÿ”
>>150124313
>I jus caint aight?!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:52:49 AM No.150124352
>>150124050
why does mahomes children look more white than brady's.
Replies: >>150124482
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:53:57 AM No.150124359
>YNR Da Bears won another offseason and are now a dynasty
Replies: >>150124380
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:55:06 AM No.150124371
giphy-1059542942
giphy-1059542942
md5: 1d85deedc2cba4b6850d6fb7cac6321f๐Ÿ”
>>150124330
>>150124348
>the Double Doink happened seven and a half years ago
Replies: >>150124444
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:56:00 AM No.150124380
>>150124359
>post yfw they win the norf at 8-9
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:00:47 AM No.150124420
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md5: ecc5d5f3af95a7cca071bccee822d30e๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>150124431
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:01:39 AM No.150124429
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md5: 148f7eb1365cdb8709370ec19be7760e๐Ÿ”
Crazy this is what Jets Runningback Braelon Allen looked like at 17 vs JJ Watt. I wonder what JJ Watt changed after this photo was taken?
Replies: >>150124461 >>150124597
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:01:50 AM No.150124431
tenor
tenor
md5: 37551ddc9ce209e8182d3349117facf3๐Ÿ”
>>150124420
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:02:54 AM No.150124440
Betting on pre-season games. Need it or keep it?
Replies: >>150124455 >>150124469
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:03:16 AM No.150124444
Alshon-Jeffrey-Drop-Eagles-vs-Saints-Game-Winning-Interception (1)_thumb.jpg
>>150124371
If Alshon catches this ball does Foles continue the miracle run and secure the repeat?
Replies: >>150124507
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:03:22 AM No.150124445
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md5: 0421a3fb763dda2110a2b091765b3ec0๐Ÿ”
>>150124311
Replies: >>150124563
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:03:50 AM No.150124450
A Future HOFer 8_thumb.jpg
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md5: 731dadfbdaba04c9e3d5c140af6b24fc๐Ÿ”
$55M/yr btw...
Replies: >>150124538 >>150124557 >>150124563
Temujin !Vegas.AI.MUnited States
8/7/2025, 4:04:12 AM No.150124454
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md5: 48ddb765a7b60b4465e1b0ef07edba4d๐Ÿ”
>>150124345
So, they are (probably) out of their Kicker's range.
They need a few more yards, so they run a play. Caleb gets sacked, which this part isn't entirely his fault. But then tries to call a huddle with the clock running, spends all the time doing whatever the fuck, and then throws a jump ball down field because he wasted their chance at a FG when all they needed to do was advance the ball a few yards in a timely manner.
Claiming this is somehow a herculean task for a QB is total crap btw. Most QBs would've gotten the play off with enough time for a FG after, and more cerebral ones would've caught the loins celebrating offsides.
Replies: >>150124574
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:04:17 AM No.150124455
>>150124440
Fuck off
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:05:09 AM No.150124461
>>150124429
JJ wasn't in and out of juvie and had time to hang with his friends, play vidya and go to parties....braelonionnononon on the other hand...
Replies: >>150124483
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:05:18 AM No.150124463
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md5: 052e06237671ec253730f0c3feceae75๐Ÿ”
>>150124330
>>150124348
You now remember Treyvon Hester
Replies: >>150124476
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:05:41 AM No.150124467
A U R A
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1287
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:05:46 AM No.150124469
>>150124440
Never that is legitimately degenerate behavior imo
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:06:29 AM No.150124476
>>150124463
It was funnier when everyone just thought he missed it
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:07:11 AM No.150124482
randi-mahomes
randi-mahomes
md5: 92d397f7def55fb186275a8d1443352f๐Ÿ”
>>150124352
heterozygous recessives from his fat titted gilf mom
Replies: >>150124575
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:07:19 AM No.150124483
>>150124461
17 year olds do not look like that without steroids you huge fucking faggot. Get a clue
Replies: >>150124525
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:09:18 AM No.150124507
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md5: 281eb876dced7f7dbdfb39c2a5a63929๐Ÿ”
>>150124444
probably but it's clear both Alshon amd Agholor were possessed by the will of God to have played the way they played the year prior
they were definitely not on the level that year
Replies: >>150124519
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:10:32 AM No.150124519
agholor_based_thumb.jpg
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md5: 85e109388b078d8e822d31e70e706e2d๐Ÿ”
>>150124507
I miss when Agholor was based
Replies: >>150124601
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:11:08 AM No.150124525
>>150124483
Sorry, I don't stare at 17-year old dudes all day like you do. YOU FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.
Replies: >>150124654
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:12:23 AM No.150124535
>I can tell because of the veins
Check out the veins on muh dick
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:12:32 AM No.150124538
>>150124450
>5 step drop
>Out of shotgun
????
legit nasty footwork too
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:14:12 AM No.150124557
>>150124450
>on first down
>with 2 timeouts
I'm not a packers fan but this makes me so angry.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:14:40 AM No.150124563
Goof 2_thumb.jpg
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md5: 4065d02f664740dd247b272428f692be๐Ÿ”
>>150124445
>>150124450
>NFCN QBs
Replies: >>150124620
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:16:09 AM No.150124574
>>150124454
Yeah, they clearly should have had a second play already called for if the clock was running. Terrible situational awareness. Just as much the coaches fault as Caleb's.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:16:10 AM No.150124575
>>150124482
Jackson she said noโ€ฆ
Lakers ANIMAL !!BIqyeDblToFUnited States
8/7/2025, 4:18:32 AM No.150124597
>>150124429
Well for one thing Allen is mid pump AND mid lift and Watt isn't. Watt also probably hadn't taken weight training or football seriously by this point, remember he was only a walk on at Wisconsin.
Replies: >>150124797
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:19:00 AM No.150124601
UNLIKE AGHOLOR
UNLIKE AGHOLOR
md5: 1a521503fe50654a95561dfe7ed6540f๐Ÿ”
>>150124519
unfortunately he was not based a lot more than he was based
but in the ene he was based when it really mattered
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:20:59 AM No.150124618
>>150124250
That build is entirely possible natty, that's peak natty in fact. These guys weight train and work out for a living, it's just your standard football player physique. Just because you aren't able to push yourself right and discipline yourself properly to hit that level doesn't mean it's a roider. I wonder why I bother wasting my time on this site with so many ignorant posters.
Replies: >>150124654
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:21:06 AM No.150124620
Untitled1
Untitled1
md5: 8041ed939e23519c74ee93c76be6e9c0๐Ÿ”
>>150124563
Now that the dust has settled, were they trying to lose?
Replies: >>150124833
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:21:49 AM No.150124625
>>150123878
Not trying to be funny. Those are just headlines.
Replies: >>150124637
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:23:01 AM No.150124637
>>150124625
No one cares, fuck off
Replies: >>150124738
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:25:05 AM No.150124654
>>150124525
>still covering for how obvious roid usage is to spot

I don't have to look at 17 year olds I went to high school dumbass and I went to the gym with heaps of them. Nobody had a build close to that except one manlet named Darryl who openly admitted to taking roids and wanting to be a body builder. If you want to take them that's fine but don't act like everyone doesn't know or that you aren't going to need a pacemaker eventually

>>150124618
Julian Edelman literally got suspended for PEDs you dumb fucking mutt. Look at the forearms. You have never been around natty gym freaks. The difference in build is obvious
Replies: >>150124677 >>150124739
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:25:34 AM No.150124659
HE GOTS DA FLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU N SHEEEEEIT_thumb.jpg
ahem
Replies: >>150124710 >>150124723
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:27:07 AM No.150124677
>>150124654
not reading of that. be more mad, kangaroo jack.
Replies: >>150124685
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:27:58 AM No.150124685
>>150124677
t. Tiny testicles
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:28:19 AM No.150124689
>>150124208
>>150124181
>>150124164
>>150124104
Are you guys unironically having a discussion about steroids. I thought everyone knew they're all on PEDs.
Replies: >>150124733
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:28:40 AM No.150124694
concession accepted
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:29:05 AM No.150124702
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md5: e7d34141f21c4a2fa517802ba9aef621๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:29:33 AM No.150124710
>>150124659
>imagine what his father thinks about raising a daflu spammer. His mom probably wishes she swallowed that night.
Replies: >>150124718 >>150124756 >>150124769
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:30:28 AM No.150124718
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md5: e1dc4953a622922704d70c2ff3690b79๐Ÿ”
>>150124710
>t.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:30:48 AM No.150124723
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md5: 4affb16cde5f886f7e9e63a366b6565c๐Ÿ”
>>150124659
I think more people should talk about how brilliant the preparation and execution was from the Eagles' defense on this play. The Chiefs call flood, which is a quarters beater. The rotation by the Eagles' LBs and secondary is perfect. Everyone does their job, and in sync, and then DeJean makes a great individual play to locate the ball and then the endzone.
Replies: >>150124740
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:31:48 AM No.150124733
>>150124689
>I thought everyone knew they're all on PEDs.
Yeah, that was kind of the point of one of my posts.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:32:29 AM No.150124738
Screenshot_20250703-095318
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md5: 85649f452ac8f2497a0fb62226e7bc98๐Ÿ”
>>150124637
Shant
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:32:31 AM No.150124739
>>150124654
>Julian Edelman literally got suspended for PEDs you dumb fucking mutt. Look at the forearms. You have never been around natty gym freaks. The difference in build is obvious
No need for name calling. We will never know exactly what Edelman was suspended for exactly except it was a banned substance. It's anyone's guess, but I doubit's steroids. What I know for sure is that, either way, is that build is attainable natty, absolutely, and especially for a professional athlete who dedicates his entire life to being in peak shape for his sport. I have been around natty gym freaks, I work out with them sometimes. That physique of Edelman is possible without steroids.
Replies: >>150124767 >>150124887
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:32:32 AM No.150124740
>>150124723
yeah but muhhhh queefs had injured players. Literally the first team in NFL history to ever have to deal with injuries in a contact sport 5 months into the season...
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:33:43 AM No.150124753
Juicing begins at the high school level.
You don't make it to the pros as a natty.
Replies: >>150124778
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:34:00 AM No.150124756
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md5: f6d15e9732a39a1bebff6516343d5d1a๐Ÿ”
>>150124710
Gonna cry?
Replies: >>150124792
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:34:59 AM No.150124767
>>150124739
No it isn't not the forearms. You can disagree but you're wrong. Edelman juiced and it was 100% anabolic steroids
Replies: >>150124785 >>150124831
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:35:10 AM No.150124769
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md5: d2b5f7fc9cb8d5fe3467f72be297450c๐Ÿ”
>>150124710
Bawwww
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:35:56 AM No.150124778
>>150124753
Good. I want all of my athletes at prime ability. Why would I watch a sport if they weren't at their peak, physically? It's their body that will shatter and break down later in life. I don't care. It's like when I chuck a pop can in the garbage instead of the recycling. Oh, noooes! The planet will die in 15,000,000 years!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:36:46 AM No.150124783
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md5: 5c720dbe0f9fb0702186a13c5fa91765๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:36:57 AM No.150124785
>>150124767
Everyone is on something. The testing isn't as stringent as the MLB or in Boxing
Replies: >>150124815
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:37:18 AM No.150124790
Only thing more pathetic than making those posts is saving screenshots of those posts.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:37:30 AM No.150124792
>>150124756
This also has been going on since the 2022 season iirc. Xhe even made a point of posting the 4plebs super duper secret tracking records in an effort to deter me.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:37:58 AM No.150124797
>>150124597
Why do you like getting fucked in the ass?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:38:40 AM No.150124804
he gots da flu n sheeeit_thumb.jpg
he gots da flu n sheeeit_thumb.jpg
md5: c8ec9327360eff82b5fe9a6ebe38b630๐Ÿ”
>he's posting screeeeeenshots n sheeeeeeit!
Replies: >>150124816 >>150124971
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:39:23 AM No.150124815
>>150124785
MLB they don't care what you do as long as its not roids. Like any other drug but roids.
Replies: >>150124841 >>150124888
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:39:31 AM No.150124816
1754264162761796
1754264162761796
md5: 4752b37c63f6e094a1f821761ef2ad0b๐Ÿ”
>>150124804
Bro stop posting that!
He had the flu!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:40:09 AM No.150124821
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md5: b3bf1923dbd4d8f165ab228ca3b403bb๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:40:51 AM No.150124831
>>150124767
I'm not wrong: that physique is possible natty, and you don't know what he was suspended for. You're just making assumptions. Why? I don't know, maybe because you aren't seeing the progress you want to in the gym after years of lifting? That's usually the first type of person who will yell "steroids!" When they see another man who is bigger than them with a little bit of vascularity. His forearms are an acceptable size relative to his arms. Traps and pecs usually inflate when on roids, not forearms. I don't think you know as much about steroids effect on the body and the limits one is capable of when body building as you think you do.
Replies: >>150124869
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:40:52 AM No.150124833
>>150124620
I think it's weird that they made some really bad offensive play calls with trick plays then immediately afterwards the offensive play caller goes to a division rival. Really it's surprising they made it as far as they did with all the injuries, it was every week you'd hear about a broken leg, broken jaw, broken neck. I think the Cumhandlers were the worst team they could have played that round though, I knew Daniels was going to light them up but I thought their offense would keep up for a while.
Lakers ANIMAL !!BIqyeDblToFUnited States
8/7/2025, 4:41:52 AM No.150124841
>>150124815
Do they even test for anything else besides roids?
Replies: >>150125070
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:44:35 AM No.150124869
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md5: 94d411b0fd515ccebdcb682e9e51fa71๐Ÿ”
>>150124831
You live in utter delusion. It's simply not my problem. The forearms never lie
Replies: >>150124893 >>150124901
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:44:45 AM No.150124873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MHuoYDNl6s
All this take about roids...
Anyone up for an oil change?
Replies: >>150124925
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:45:58 AM No.150124887
>>150124739
You've never lifted a day in your life. To get shredded like that you have to dedicate hours of your day to lifting (4 days a week) which will leave you too drained to get good at any sport you're playing. It's only possible with roids.

NBA players run 2-3 miles in games (cardio is really really bad for building muscle). Doing a lot of cardio while also putting on muscles only happens with roids.
Replies: >>150124956 >>150125001
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:45:59 AM No.150124888
>>150124815
I'll be damned. I just assumed the MLB tested for more stuff. But doesn't the MLB test year round but the NFL does it's testing during a given period and less frequent? I always thought that was the NFLs way of going *wink wink* to the players.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:46:30 AM No.150124893
>>150124869
Well, I think you're delusional, which also isn't my problem. Glad we were able to express ourselves.
Replies: >>150124896
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:46:55 AM No.150124896
Fwiw I agree with this anon >>150124893
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:47:35 AM No.150124901
>>150124869
I thought it was easier to tell from the shoulders and traps due to the higher level of androgen receptors up there.
Replies: >>150124947 >>150124955
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:47:49 AM No.150124904
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md5: 92b35be1c84beacfd25a7b96d2eb6029๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>150124918
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:49:29 AM No.150124915
Tons of athletes use steroids for reasons other than gaining mass. They can help with recovery time and endurance. I'm sure Edelman used them at some point to deal with his injuries like a lot of guys do, but I'm also sure if he got popped for anything it was recreational drugs.
Replies: >>150124953 >>150124964 >>150125083
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:49:31 AM No.150124916
7>3. Check and mate.
Replies: >>150124940
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:49:41 AM No.150124918
easygif
easygif
md5: 3abcef138d7afa1626fafc112ee10299๐Ÿ”
>>150124904
basado
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:50:25 AM No.150124925
>>150124873
Bah gawd.
Anyways, I thought it was cranberry juice for weed.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:51:37 AM No.150124934
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md5: 6f6822e0064a5f9508707f1d0662993d๐Ÿ”
Why did they trade this guy for a 3rd-string DT?
Replies: >>150124962
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:52:22 AM No.150124940
1723143665_Jake-Plummer
1723143665_Jake-Plummer
md5: 9c443c6af497fb9901a581e506274ae3๐Ÿ”
>>150124916
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 4:53:15 AM No.150124947
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>>150124901
Nope. Lifting weights, doing pushups, curls or anything naturally will give you significantly bigger biceps and triceps. Taking steroids no matter the workout will always result in unnaturally large forearms in relation to your biceps and triceps. The more similar somebody's arm is in appearance to a chimpanzee the more likely they're taking anabolic steroids
Replies: >>150124959 >>150124979 >>150124980 >>150125063
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:54:20 AM No.150124953
>>150124915
Yes there's so many other reasons to take substances and recovery is a major one.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:54:39 AM No.150124955
>>150124901
This is correct, don't listen to the kiwi autist
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:54:44 AM No.150124956
>>150124887
I lift 4 days a week, sometimes 5, and work a manual labor job. I didagree it's an "hours a day" commitment, I spend an hour and 15 minutes at most each gym session, if you limit time between sets, go hard with strict form, and aren't distracted (for god sake put your phone/airpods in the locker) you can get a ton done in a little bit of time and accelerate your growth and progress. As far as vascularity, a big part of getting lean is having a very, very strict diet while still hitting your macros: limit carbs to berries/sweet potatos, avoid processed carbs loke bread and sugar, and lots of red meat; only drink water. Edelman is probably between 10-12% bf in that photo, also on a pump, probably just after practice. He's a standard looking football player. I know a roider when I see one, and he simply isn't. I think we'll have to agree to disagree.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:54:48 AM No.150124959
>>150124947
where did you find this photo of jalen hurts?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:55:20 AM No.150124962
>>150124934
They had to get him out of the state before he's named in some ongoing investigation.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:55:39 AM No.150124964
>>150124915
This. I'd even say the vast majority are used for quicker recovery.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:56:40 AM No.150124971
>>150124804
>f-flu muhfuckka... da flu n sheit
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:57:50 AM No.150124979
>>150124947
God I need to start fore arm maxing. Same with neck maxing. That's another tell tell sign.

But yeah there's no worse look than having big biceps and triceps and tiny forearms same with a wide torso and a thin ass neck.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 4:57:55 AM No.150124980
>>150124947
Edelman's forearms are absolutely preportional to his biceps/triceps in that photo you posted of him. They are in every other photo of him. You're either trolling right now or just plain stupid.
Replies: >>150125000 >>150125009
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:00:40 AM No.150125000
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>>150124980
>Edelman's forearms are absolutely preportional to his biceps/triceps

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAA
Replies: >>150125021 >>150125024
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:00:54 AM No.150125001
>>150124887
NFL players don't have good distance cardio and never have: they're sprinters, and sprinters have to be muscular. It's a big reason why running backs need an oxygen tank on the sideline after a long TD run and sometimes miss the start of the next series because of it. Also why you'll see them vomiting on the sideline as well.
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:01:41 AM No.150125009
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>>150124980
Whoops wrong photo. Here's your natty jew king bruh
Replies: >>150125039 >>150125056
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:02:24 AM No.150125013
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md5: 824bb2b167d459b48390539621f3444d๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:03:08 AM No.150125021
>>150125000
Guy in pic takes roids right?
Also I think it's easier to get bigger forearms if you have wide wrists
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:03:27 AM No.150125024
>>150125000
Until you post a documentary proof to the contrary, I'll just assume you're trolling. Doing any sort of arm execise is going to encorporate your forearms, they will usually be strong if your biceps and triceps are strong, They will be proportionatrly sized to the rest of your arms, they simply have to be.
Replies: >>150125038
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:04:25 AM No.150125032
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md5: 85e0e0abc105aa01cf9265bb0c8134f8๐Ÿ”
>xhe has to use gifs to show TB12's flaws
kwab
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:05:11 AM No.150125038
>>150125024
Why do so many ppl have big biceps and triceps but tiny forearms? How do I avoid that fate?
Replies: >>150125065 >>150125068
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:05:11 AM No.150125039
>>150125009
Looks fine to me
Replies: >>150125062
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:06:26 AM No.150125050
Madden is so fucking trash. Half of the passing concepts don't work the way they should, screen passes don't work at all, the offensive linemen are fucking retards.
Replies: >>150125096 >>150125100
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:07:17 AM No.150125056
>>150125009
That's absolutely natty, are you kidding? It's scary what the state of men has become that an anon would doubt this is an attainable physique natty, especially for a professional athlete. Those are standard looking arms for a man who lifts seriously. There is nothing unusual or disporpotionate about those arms. We'll have to agree to disagree, and the reality is I'll go on progressing with my life free of delusions as to what is possible natty, and you won't. That simple, really, and all your whining and name calling won't change that.
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:08:06 AM No.150125062
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pinocchio
md5: ab108c6ca134a38a500797ba9b7ec581๐Ÿ”
>>150125039
Replies: >>150125075
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:08:06 AM No.150125063
>>150124947
Chimps are one of the animals that I'm truly terrified of. You couldn't pay me to get close to one.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:08:20 AM No.150125065
>>150125038
I never see men at the gym with strong arms who also have weak forearms.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:08:30 AM No.150125068
>>150125038
NTA, but forearm curls.
Replies: >>150125093
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:08:43 AM No.150125070
>>150124841
Not that I know of. Probably growth hormome.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:09:09 AM No.150125075
>>150125062
big nose = liar...hmm...
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:09:16 AM No.150125077
>>150124209
Based Joey
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:09:59 AM No.150125083
>>150124915
I remember in bball Hedo Turkoglu got caught with PEDs or deer antler spray or some shit. I know he's super tall but he looks dyel
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:10:35 AM No.150125086
>>150122255
>Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IR at one point

22 actually.
Replies: >>150125098
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:10:35 AM No.150125087
7XSaK-FmFpw2gbUgXbR4NZy9aMxL0pSVm2LT-r2gWQvLw4lS-L4ijwim0TKnPF3lk0WNrJpjRQGd-iZ5dOE4HrlYyqOi5U8~3_thumb.jpg
Achievable natty?
Replies: >>150125249 >>150125277
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:11:30 AM No.150125093
>>150125068
If you need forearm curls, your bicep curl form is weak. Too many men curl with horrible form, often swinging their hips and knees ehich ends up taking most of yhe weight. Biceps are actually very, very small muscles with a limited range of motion, similar to deltoids, and often times lower weight is required along with strict form (NO MOVEMENT) and core engagement to stay balanced and actually hit them properly. I think most men are just too scared to barbell curl 30 or 40 pounds in public so they curl more weight but with worse form, often to the detriment of muscular development.
Replies: >>150125155
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:11:50 AM No.150125096
>>150125050
For me it's corner routes (posts to the sideline, not the loopy shit the game calls corner routes) with fast receivers. Unstoppable.
That being said, I haven't played a new Madden since the '09 version, so maybe it's different now.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:12:10 AM No.150125098
>>150125086
literally the ONLY team dealing with injuries 5 months into the season of a contact sport. just crazy.
Replies: >>150125287 >>150125321
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:12:30 AM No.150125100
>>150125050
It's an animation based engine, not physics based. It's just a well put together series of gambling cutscenes
Replies: >>150125151
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:13:32 AM No.150125108
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md5: e59aeefdc5c3aff41a300e372f92d0fc๐Ÿ”
>STOP. POSTING. FRAUDY GIFS!!!!!!
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:14:06 AM No.150125116
I would use my death note on people in this very thread
Replies: >>150125121 >>150125132
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:14:46 AM No.150125120
how did one da flu webm mindbreak the cheifnigger this badly?
Replies: >>150125134 >>150125176
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:14:47 AM No.150125121
>>150125116
Thank you for the sweet relief
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:16:00 AM No.150125132
>>150125116
>my death note
What's that?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:16:11 AM No.150125134
>>150125120
It's funny that he goes straight to shitting on Brady as if we care about him.

Brady mindbroke his insecure ass

KEK
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:17:02 AM No.150125140
1754274168922x
1754274168922x
md5: f203aeab9f49009905578b5727eda6c8๐Ÿ”
https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-nflpa-agree-to-modifications-on-substances-of-abuse-performance-enhancing-substances-policies

>The league and the NFLPA also tweaked the performance-enhancing substances policy.

>The testing window from the time of notification to the time of test has been extended. Suspended players under some circumstances will be reinstated after a suspension -- and therefore get paid -- even if they still test positive.

Strange. If the league didn't want players taking performance enhancing substances like steroids or HGH why would they increase the testing window and give players more time before they had to be tested? Very peculiar indeed...
Replies: >>150125210 >>150125227
Anonymous Panama
8/7/2025, 5:17:36 AM No.150125145
im thinking bout dem boys again
Lakers ANIMAL !!BIqyeDblToFUnited States
8/7/2025, 5:18:42 AM No.150125151
>>150125100
Wasn't Axis football supposed to be a physics based competitor to Madden? Whatever happened to it?
Replies: >>150125168 >>150125185
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:19:24 AM No.150125155
>>150125093
I like forearm curls. They feel good
Replies: >>150125180
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:21:53 AM No.150125168
>>150125151
>Axis football
memory unlocked, that was the name of a fun flash game back in the day
Replies: >>150125286
Anonymous Panama
8/7/2025, 5:22:15 AM No.150125172
> Teddy Bridgewater talks about his suspension from coaching high school due to impermissible benefits that included Uber and meals for players. โ€œMiami Northwestern is in a tough neighborhood. Things can happen when kids are walking home. I was just trying to protect them.โ€
Why does America hate urban city kids so much
Replies: >>150125206
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:22:34 AM No.150125174
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Hollywood Brown is already dealing with a minor ankle sprain. He can't even get through the preseason, there's no chance he makes it through a full season.

Rice will get a suspension as well. If I'm Reid I'm benching the Chiefs starters and not allowing history to repeat itself against the Eagles. If you got bootyblast in back to back games you are in danger of losing the locker room.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:22:40 AM No.150125176
>>150125120
i posted it effectively and often. Pure mind mush for weak muttomes worshippers
Replies: >>150125221
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:23:07 AM No.150125180
>>150125155
I think bicep curls with a really strong, immobile base, and the weight being curled as far away from you in a long arc and back down would feel even better on forearms while also hitting biceps, and it's a more functional lift, and a compound which is basically a core exercise to boot, but at the end of the day if you're seeing progress and increase in size/strength that's what's important. I just think killing 2 (or in this case, 3) birds with one lift is a better use of gym time
Replies: >>150125205
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:23:32 AM No.150125185
>>150125151
Madden doesnt sell because of the game mechanics, it sells because of the team logos
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:27:36 AM No.150125205
>>150125180
You're probably right. Truth is, I'm a super casual lifter. I don't do it to look good, I just like how it feels
Replies: >>150125251 >>150125340
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:27:37 AM No.150125206
>>150125172
>be wealthy NFL player turned HS coach
>"Noooooooo you can't use your millions of dollars to pay for kids to get to practice and buy them lunch!"
I always liked Teddy, that's some bullshit.
Replies: >>150125231
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:27:46 AM No.150125209
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:27:47 AM No.150125210
>>150125140
Yes that's what I was saying. And who knows how good the tests are at detecting banned substances.
Idk much about football but I know that MLB and Boxing testing agencies are always playing catch up with more advanced doping methods.
I'm sure the NFL is way more lax compared to those two
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:28:08 AM No.150125213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDQ_rG4pIo

I wish backbreaker came out. There is a good 7 on 7 Roblox NFL game where you play in first or third person and control one player playing with 13 other people. Its really fun.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:28:26 AM No.150125217
My dad is a screamer
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:29:11 AM No.150125221
>>150125176
what else do you post effectively and often?
Replies: >>150125228
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:29:48 AM No.150125227
nfl-Roger-Goodell-taylor-swift
nfl-Roger-Goodell-taylor-swift
md5: c57a00eda96045c5bee9e1d94be77835๐Ÿ”
>>150125140
Fans should collectively tell the league to fuck off and just legalize steroids. On a whim they could bust Lamar or Jalen for steroids if they won too much and became problematic for them. They voided 10M from Jimmy G's contract by busting him for roids. They know every player is on it yet they cherry picked him.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:29:49 AM No.150125228
>>150125221
That's about it, actually. Keeps me occupied.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:29:57 AM No.150125231
>>150125206
I mean, it sucks that he can't do that but don't pretend like don't all know why he isn't allowed to. There are kids at other schools in shit neighborhoods that don't get that help.
Replies: >>150125250
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:31:10 AM No.150125238
>>150124208
You can easily prevent this by simply taking a blood pressure medication while juicing. The reason they have such garden hose veins is because their blood pressure is so high their veins keep having micro tears.
Replies: >>150125269 >>150125309
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:32:57 AM No.150125249
>>150125087
ss+gomad
Replies: >>150125277
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:33:05 AM No.150125250
>>150125231
I'm sure he has a couple foundations or something in the area that he donates to
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:33:07 AM No.150125251
>>150125205
And that's fine too: everyone has their own reason for why they do it. I used to be really judgemental about dyel's at the gym and then it one day occured to me maybe not everyone is there for the same reason I am. For example, my reasons are highly, what you might call, autistic: I don't even care about how it feels or that my physique is good, I just like seeing clear, definable progress and improvement in physical form and I've found that is most effective by getting the most out of each exercise
Replies: >>150125340
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:36:17 AM No.150125269
>>150125238
You'd know roidhead
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:36:39 AM No.150125274
>>150122647
High estrogen levels
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:37:47 AM No.150125277
videoframe_826
videoframe_826
md5: 7b7069e7b4a8ca3db2dc1dcf30f8cd3c๐Ÿ”
>>150125087
>>150125249
This selfie would trick 99% of you.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:39:42 AM No.150125286
>>150125168
It's on Steam and it's supposed to be a physics based football game but I haven't played it since the 2022 one or whatever, and it was pretty mediocre. gameplay footage of 2026 also looks bad, like Madden 2001 levels:

https://youtu.be/rUI-NcCRf1o?si=-81jj7OaRC0fvtou
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:40:27 AM No.150125287
>>150125098

The only team with 22 injuries. Meanwhile, the second most injured team at the time had something like 9 guys on IR.
Replies: >>150125321
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:44:44 AM No.150125309
>>150125238
Is that also why roiders are always red in the chest and neck area?
Replies: >>150125463
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:46:24 AM No.150125321
>>150125098
Lions had abnormal injury luck.
>>150125287
>The only team with 22 injuries.
Injury reports are silly and don't give you a real context. A guy breaking his fibula in multiple places and sitting out 3.5 months won't be listed as injured when he returns, but is he really back to normal. That was the story of the Chiefs Super Bowl >>150122204 they were held together by duck tape and had no business being in the game.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:49:27 AM No.150125340
>>150125251
>>150125205
If you do DL without mixed grip you'll never need any forearm exercises
Replies: >>150125354
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:51:08 AM No.150125354
>>150125340
I'll probably break my back desu :(
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 5:54:44 AM No.150125380
1653952858604
1653952858604
md5: 76b5e2c4de87fb559ac2ff9d864c2251๐Ÿ”
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 5:58:46 AM No.150125404
the kiwi will get the urge to smoke after seeing this thus will not be here when we post caleb
Hurry and post more Caleb Williams.
Replies: >>150125428 >>150125477
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:02:25 AM No.150125428
>>150125404
If Caleb doesn't work out, I'm setting myself on fire in front of the Bears practice facility.
Replies: >>150125441
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:03:40 AM No.150125433
images(244)
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:04:55 AM No.150125441
>>150125428
The Browns didn't give Baker enough time to develop and now they regret it. Caleb just needs more time.
Replies: >>150125461 >>150125554
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:06:04 AM No.150125446
images(246)
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What does this body language tell you?
Replies: >>150125454
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:07:07 AM No.150125454
>>150125446
Look like the women are holding him up. It's the body language of a sub in the bedroom.
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:07:46 AM No.150125461
>>150125441
Baker was already pretty damn good as a rookie. 2019 was a disaster because Freddie Kitchens was in over his head. They made the playoffs in 2020 and in 2021, Baker made the mistake of being unselfish and playing with a hurt shoulder to try and win some games and make the playoffs, silly him.
Replies: >>150125554
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:08:01 AM No.150125463
1660877375622266
1660877375622266
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>>150125309
Maybe
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:09:36 AM No.150125473
1754510994424273_thumb.jpg
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md5: 1d1249a9bc879912e32b34ccb1c0aae1๐Ÿ”
I haven't brushed my teeth in over 2 months
Replies: >>150125481
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:10:14 AM No.150125477
Daniels 1_thumb.jpg
Daniels 1_thumb.jpg
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>>150125404
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:10:37 AM No.150125481
>>150125473
You should probably brush your teeth and use mouthwash too tbqh but if you don't that's okay I'll still kiss you :)
Replies: >>150125507
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:13:55 AM No.150125507
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tuas-not-a-great-betting-man-v0-gm46jltlpood1
md5: a525f85e3e300242aa541ddf4c95895b๐Ÿ”
>>150125481
Should I floss too or is that gay
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:15:42 AM No.150125519
pepe-scared
pepe-scared
md5: c0d596ffb92bda662d71fdaa0a8da6ce๐Ÿ”
>longest punt return in super bowl history
>super bowl LVII
>65 yards
>kadarius toney
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:18:14 AM No.150125531
>stafford's back completely fucked
>sam "ghostbuster" darnold behind the seahawks o-line
>kyler murray
Give me one reason why my niners don't run away with the division
Replies: >>150125540 >>150125557 >>150125613 >>150125666
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:18:46 AM No.150125540
>>150125531
its shartinals turn kiddo
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:20:39 AM No.150125554
>>150125461
>>150125441
How come Baker couldn't win with Odell and Landry?
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:21:13 AM No.150125557
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>>150125531
Because the Seahawks have Jalen Milroe
Replies: >>150125597
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:26:54 AM No.150125597
>>150125557
I remember watching the Chiefs vs Ravens AFCCG and being so excited when Lamar threw that TD pass to Zay Flowers and the game was entertaining as hell up to that point. The Ravens then proceeded to shit the bed and then I got bored. I'm still mad about that, it's your fault.
Replies: >>150125618
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:29:39 AM No.150125613
>>150125531
Rams Legend Jimmy G will unironically sweep you, and it will be hilarious
Replies: >>150125733
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:30:47 AM No.150125618
>>150125597
I was watching it in Australia with my sister who is a Chiefs fan. The whole game just felt off once the Chiefs jumped out to an early lead. Reminded me of the Titans game in 2019. The entire offensive game plan made me want to punch John Harbaugh in the head twelve times
Replies: >>150125646
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:35:09 AM No.150125646
>>150125618
Is your sister cute?
Replies: >>150125655 >>150125656
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:36:36 AM No.150125655
>>150125646
is your dad?
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:36:42 AM No.150125656
>>150125646
Anon his sister has a restraining order against him. Look it up. Its lore
Replies: >>150125677
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:39:45 AM No.150125666
>>150125531
Receiver room not looking too good. Bunch of new guys on defense although I do high hopes with Salah back. O line is one twisted ankle away from being God awful again.
But the schedule is so easy and what's often overlooked is the rest day advantage. First positive rest day advantage in years. Last season we played like 4 teams coming off a bye. That makes a difference.
Oh and instead of playing the Lions, Eagles, Ravens like the Rams will, Niners will play the Browns, Giants and Browns.
I feel good about getting a playoff spot next season but I'm not getting my hopes up too much.
I also expect the Seahawks and Cardinals to be better so there's that
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:41:00 AM No.150125677
>>150125656
All of them or just one? I can't keep up with everything schizo's make up about me
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:49:13 AM No.150125714
>>150125677
Imagine your sisters getting railed in their fartboxes simultaneously
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Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:52:03 AM No.150125723
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>>150125714
I chose not to do that and I'm eating pizza now instead :)
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:54:24 AM No.150125731
>>150125723
Thats good
Whatever you do
Do NOT think about your sisters taking BBC kiwi
Just DONT. THINK ABOUT THEM getting gaped like a blackedraw video
DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:55:15 AM No.150125733
>>150125613
Jimmy G is a fucking pussy, will get hurt if he has to play more than 2 full games, and will milk that injury for the rest of the season because hey, he still gets paid either way.
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:55:34 AM No.150125735
>>150125731
muttslaw
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 6:58:07 AM No.150125745
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>>150125731
Okay I won't think about that either :)
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 6:59:01 AM No.150125748
>>150125745
Please dont think about your beloved sisters taking BIG BLACK DICK in every orfice. DONT THINK ABOUT IT!
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:01:48 AM No.150125761
>>150125748
Wuts wrong with u
Anonymous New Zealand
8/7/2025, 7:02:21 AM No.150125764
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>>150125733
Mad at Superbowl champ Jimmy G?
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:02:36 AM No.150125765
Kiwi heard the screams of his sisters getting gangbanged through the walls as an adolescent I fear :( he had to see and experience the lines of Chads exit their rooms and ask him for water while they took turns when mom and dad were gone
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:03:06 AM No.150125768
>>150125745
Put those tits on my face. Ahhh
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:03:21 AM No.150125770
>>150125764
DONT THINK ABOUT your sisters being fucked like dogs by feral africans kiwi, I beg you
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:03:22 AM No.150125771
>>150125764
Where's his 9ers ring? Oh wait kek
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:04:20 AM No.150125775
>>150125765
I want to believe this lore
Chiefs fan btw United States
8/7/2025, 7:05:34 AM No.150125781
>>150125765
He's so lucky...
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:05:46 AM No.150125782
Why is everyone so obsessed with the kiwi
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:06:24 AM No.150125785
>>150125778
>>150125778
New
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 7:07:06 AM No.150125787
>>150125782
Cause hes a faggot no life that spams the genny constantly with shit takes, almost as bad as the pedo
Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 8:22:41 AM No.150126059
>>150122072 (OP)
Jordan actually won when he had the flu
mahomes blamed his 751 interceptions and losses on the flu
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Anonymous United States
8/7/2025, 3:50:18 PM No.150128923
>>150126059
NFL will never see a Jordan. It would have to be someone who plays both side of the ball (offense and defense) and is elite at both. Travis Hunter might give that a go but most people don't or won't even try (maybe oneday we will live in an era where it's common to see two-way players and we will look back on this era as pathetic)

Just the offense part (a half Jordan), to have a half Jordan you'd need someone that it an elite athlete, which knocks out all the QBs that aren't great runners. Who is is an elite running QB, an elite athlete in the NFL like Jordan? Lamar Jackson is one, but to be a half-Jordan he'd have to be Rodgers or Brees tier (or insert whatever QB wowed you the most) as a passer on top of being Lamar Jackson as a runner. Mahomes comes along and KINDA checks all those boxes as a half-Jordan, sneaky good runner (not elite), and the most wow passer we've ever seen (on his good days)

Then you have to perform like Jordan, in your prime, you'd have to lead your team to a 3-peat (Mahomes had his shot and failed), then walk away from the game, pick up a whole different sport (baseball in Jordan's case, but not elite at both like Bo Jackson wowed the world by being), then come back to basketball and lead your team to ANOTHER 3-peat

Oh, you can never lose in the Super Bowl, you'd have to be like Joe Montana, you can't be loser on the biggest stage in front of the biggest audience and be a Jordan. That happened to Mahomes twice now