>Former Raiders HC Antonio Piece spotted at Chiefs training camp begging for a job
Reminder that the Lions postseason ended on a turnover and their preseason began with one
Reminder that the Lions are getting bounced in the WC
I think Kansas City SUCKS
Check out the frauds at the top of this list
>>150122105JAMEIS THE GUNSLINGER
FUCK IT SOMEONE'S OUT THERE
Jalen Hurts has started all but 6 games for the Eagles since 2021. If you add the Commanders game where he went out in the 1st quarter last year that makes 7. The Eagles record is 3-4 in those games
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>Legal disclaimer: Brady is the goat we don't need to relitigate that I am just posting my QB no need to argue.
โข 2nd most playoff wins of all time
โข 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time
โข Most TDs/Yards per game in NFL history
โข Highest win rate of all time
โข Never missed championship rounds
โข 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs
โข Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
>>150122128Any QB could win with that roster. You could pick any lard ass from /nfl/ like this guy
>>150122097 and he'd be able to score on at least one drive on that team.
>>150122128hate to admit but jalen hurts got some aura in him hes a winner
>>150122147Even with the disclaimer you can't help yourself. Brady isn't even playing any more. He's offtopic.
>>150122072 (OP)Friendly reminder that Jordan never lost in the finals
>>150122128>>150122164>hate to admit but jalen hurts got some aura in him hes a winnerWhere was that aura when the Chiefs beat his ass in the 2022 Super Bowl.
https://youtu.be/TUVxPA2DlqA?t=2990
He won against a weaponless Chiefs team if we're being honest.
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
Eagles have 51 wins and 20 losses (including playoffs) with Hurts since 2021. Eagles have 3 wins and 4 losses without Hurts since 2021
For the sake of comparison the Patriots had 14 wins and 5 losses in games without Tom Brady 2002-2019
>>150122204This is pathetic
What do you guys think his thoughts on Caleb are?
the cure for the zesty qb
>>150122204Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IR at one point and were using practice squad guys to play defense
>>150122209Patriots have never won an Owl without Brady
Eagles won an Owl with a backup WB
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Name a team with a better looking uniform
protip: you cant
>>150122218Chiefs fans have congratulated the Eagles. We haven't made any excuses like blaming the refs or turf like the Eagles did in 2022. Pointing out that your team wasn't physically prepared to play in the owl is not an excuse, it's just an observation.
Blaming yourself is called self reflection, blaming others is called making an excuse.
>>150122266Team mogs themselves
QB stats when under pressure
>TTT: time to throw
>SELF: sack the QB was responsible for
>SCRM: scramble
>SACK: sack
>BTT: big time throw
>TWP: turnover worthy play
>>150122175Oh shit, really... wait 7>3
>>150122275Keep digging the pathetic hole deeper, sure
>>150122255>Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IRThe Lions injuries were mostly on defense. It's much worse for the Chiefs and 49ers since they had injuries to skill positions whereas defensive players are way more easy to plug and play into a new system. With that said, I think a healthy Lions team would have given the Eagles problems.
>smelling salts banned
Which teams will this affect the most?
>>150122313Cleveland, it's probably the only tolerable way to exist in that rotten area.
>>150122313Dolphins. Its heem city over there.
>>150122338Florida doesn't use smelling salts... they use bath salts.
Allen is the league baby you pretend Mahomes is.
>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.
>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.
>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
>The league banned it.
>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.
>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
>Yet the league gifted him MVP.
>>150122296Chiefs handled the loss like champions. They didn't behave like the poverty franchise Eagles. One of them spammed interracial porn for weeks following the loss.
>>150122292Belichick did not have any elite QBs aside from a washed Bledsoe.
>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.
>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.
>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
>The league banned it.
>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.
>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.
>>150122338>turndaballova without smelling saltscan't wait
>>150122409>>150122354I messed up the formatting twice. What 5 hours of sleep does to a motherfucker. I give up.
>>150122301Defense wins championships so your entire argument is moot
>>150122409>The league banned it.who are you quoting?
>>150122418By choice or depression??
>>150122426Defense does win championships. Still doesn't change the fact that defensive players are easier to plug and play than offensive players who have to learn a 6 inch playbook.
To all of the posters on this board that contemplate commiting suicide, I hope you follow through with it.
>>150122258Calling Nick Foles a backup QB is disingenuous. He had started roughly 40 games in his career before he got called up in the 2017 season. He took the
>>150122255Eagles to the playoffs in 2013, made a pro bowl and set NFL records that season. He was a journeyman QB not a true backup. A true backup winning the owl is like Kurt Warner in 1999 or Brady in 2001 as neither had started a game. The Ravens didn't win the 2000 Superbowl with a "backup" Quarterback just because Trent Dilfer wasn't the week 1 starter. He made the Pro Bowl in 1997 just 3 years prior to winning the Superbowl in the 2000 season. Nick Foles made the pro bowl just 4 years prior to winning the Superbowl with the Eagles. They'd already proven themselves highly competent QBs. The entire reason Foles was even traded away in 2015 for Sam Bradford was because Foles got injured in 2014 after starting that year 6-2. If the Eagles had simply kept Foles who knows how far he could've gone in 2015-2017. Eagles may never have even drafted Carson Wentz
>>150122471Sucks, legit it sounds cliche by try exercising. Even walking around in daylight can help your internal clock. Hydration helps, too.
>>150122353I love montages like this, that really show what a city or place is all about
>https://x.com/vmudream/status/1034247673883385856>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozZTVUL33tE
>>150122495>Not a true backuplel that's retarded, he was literally the backup and the starter got injured right before the playoffs. He was objectively the backup.
>>150122450You're so retarded that's it's actually baffling. When your top pass rushers get injured then that means the opponent's QB gets pressured less unless you dial up a lot blitzes on defense, but when do that often they you're just giving the offense free yards since they'll just counter it with screens and dump offs. When your top line backers get injured then that means the opposing running backs have an easier time finding open lanes or breaking through tackles easier because the guys they're going up against aren't as good at breaking away from separation or wrapping up their opponents. When your top DBs get injured then that means the opposing WRs and even TEs can rip you apart in the backfield by simply being either faster or a better route runner than the backups are.
I have 10 large zucchini, what the fuck do I do with this many? I've already shoved 2 up my ass and I might be able to get a 3rd one up there but that still leaves 7 and let's be honest I'll use the other ones for food too. Anything I can make for my Lions watch party this friday?
>>150122426>>150122450You don't know what you're talking about
>>150122593I've been watching for over 20 years m8
>>150122614and you haven't learned a thing
Ive been on this board for going on 16 years.
Never in my life have I witnessed someone lose their mind as much as
>muh webm spammer
in all my time posting on this website. This dude has been completely mindbroken and will not accept defeat. Bro, it was a bad game, athletes have them sometimes and sometimes they genuinely lose. Seek help, seriously.
>>>/tv/213446045
>>150122524My first time in Dallas I stayed in the 'nice area' around Dealey Plaza. I didn't realize it then, but the area is a fucking green zone. I wandered outside the borders (every street had 2-3 cops 'stationed' there) and immediately ran into a situation where two homeless men were fighting with the crowd legit egging them on like it was a UFC fight. One dude had a tazer in hand yelling he had next.
Why does he look so young
>>150122618Aright then, enlighten me. I'll admit that the game is constantly changing and comparing schemes from a few years ago to today is dumb but if you look at SB winners, the majority of them had top ten defenses in the regular season. The rules happen to benefit the offense more
>>150122647So many preservatives from all the tendies.
>>150122292>Bradyscuck is one of those anti Belichick fansFuck off ya fag he got >us 6 rings
>>150122105Wtf you guys told me Brock Purdy was a check down merchant
>>150122705anyone who said that is retarded. what they should have said is he's a shanahan merchant that only throws to receivers with 3+ yards of separation
>>150122143>we don't need to relitigate that
>>150122705>schemebabby means short passesCommon mistake for casuals
>>150122566Funny how that Mahomo faggot has no rebuttal to this post and ignored it. KWAB
>>150122716I think the Niners had the worst speration in the league last year.
>>150122540It's not the same thing. The Patriots had to hard carry Brady in 2001 because he'd never started a game in the NFL. He was by definition a backup QB his entire career until that point. Nick Foles was a 6 year veteran pro bowl QB with a winning record as a starting QB and nearly 40 NFL starts to his name in 2017. If the Rams make a crazy run this year and Jimmy Garoppolo wins them the Superbowl people aren't gonna say a backup QB won them the Superbowl because he's already proven to be an accomplished NFL QB with a ton of starting experience. He's a journeyman. Winning an owl with a journeyman QB requires far less carrying by the team than winning an owl with a true backup
>>150122740Must be why they missed the playoffs
Just beat up another chief fan today lol
>>150122759>beating up worthless cucksBased
>>150122743You can say that some backups are better than others and no one will argue with you. But he objectively was a backup.
>>150122740yeah and purdy was a bottom 10 QB.
>>150122759Congrats on being a child abuser.
>>150122773You realize this fake Australian just shitposts for (You)s right?
>>150122292Nice math bro!
Anyway 212 > 74
>>150122808Why'd you post a screenshot from a season where the Queefs finished 9-7 and the Pats won a Super Bowl? That's like me posting a picture of the 2019 AFCCG first half.
>Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, a staunch supporter of Republicans including President Donald Trump, launched a federal political action committee to significant fanfare in October 2024, with news organizations from CNN to Fox News to the Associated Press covering its creation.
>At the time, Butker endorsed Trump and Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.), and said his Upright PAC would be โa way to promote and encourage Christian voters to vote.โ
>But new federal records indicate that Upright PACโs effort has fallen a few yards short of its target, at least so far.
>During the first six months of 2025, Upright PAC raised just $4,023 and ended June with less than $1,800 in cash on hand, according to a financial disclosure report filed with the Federal Election Commission.
>Of the money it spent between January and June โ about $7,400 โ none of it benefitted Republican political candidates, either through direct donations to candidate committees or via advertisements that boost Republicans or criticize Democrats.
>Most of Upright PACโs spending this year went to pay political consultant Daniel Ambuul, with most of the rest covering merchant fees for political contribution payment processor WinRed, according to the PACโs FEC report.
>Upright PAC likewise spent no money on political candidates during October, November and December of 2024, its first months in existence, instead spending most of what it raised โ about $38,000 โ on fundraising, video production, office supply and consulting expenses.
KWAB
>>150122791Not that anon and he definitely does but I'll give JFFM his due because he's the only tripfag that actually watches the majority of games in a season
>>150122774Nah I'd say 15th
Who's second place in the AFCE, Patriots or Dolphins?
How'd Purdy go from a first round prospect to Mr. Irrelevant by staying a year in college?
>>150122847Bills. Patriots finna gonna be so fucking back
>>150122773So if Matt Stafford's back isn't healed before week 1 and he misses a few starts before returning let's say week 6 does that make him a "backup" QB and anything the Rams accomplish more impressive because they did it with a "backup" QB? What's the cutoff for a guy being a "backup" QB? If Andy Dalton takes over for Bryce Young in week 14 and they make a miracle run is he a "backup" QB despite having started nearly 100 games in the NFL?
>>150122847Phins, the Pats are not ready yet
>>150122863Back up QB is whoever isn't first on the depth chart (barring injury)
>>150122863No, because if all QBs on the roster are healthy, Stafford is the starter. With all QBs on the roster healthy, Foles was the backup. Simple as.
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>>150122822yeah it's almost as bad as da flu spammer posting 1 throw from a year where the chiefs went back to back amirite
>>150122867...to win the Super Bowl but will lose in the AFC Championship Game before winning it in 2027.
Brittany Mahomes is a sexy loyal milf and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>150122889Almost as bad as the year the Queefs tried to 3peat kekaroo
>>150122566Your post doesn't contradict anything I said. I only said it's harder to replace skill position players. If a CB gets injured it's easier to plug them into a new system with a veteran CB. Whereas it's much harder to replace a WR regardless of how talented the replacement is since they have to learn the playbook.
>Tom Brady: Have you ever been in some of those defensive meeting rooms?โ Brady said. โYou wonder why they play defense and after about two minutes you go, โYep, they could never be an offensive player.โโhttps://nypost.com/2021/10/26/tom-brady-mocks-defensive-players-on-mnf-manningcast/
>>150122105jameis is a based retard
>>150122908She's a 7/10 whore with fake tits who has a polygamy tattoo on her foot
>>150122880>>150122881So you're saying if Kenny Pickett wins the starting QB job for the Browns, gets hurt in week 2 and Joe Flacco wins the Superbowl for them then they won it with a backup Quarterback? Regardless of how well he plays or what he accomplished in his career prior you'd say "the Browns were such a great team they won their first Superbowl with a backup Quarterback!"
Fucking lol absolutely plonked way of thinking
>>150122920Shows why Brady is whoring himself to tv networks and not coaching. He's an idiot QB-autist that doesn't know what defensive players have to learn.
>>150122566>>150122727https://x.com/SKProFootball/status/1452808671063199744?s=20
>>150122935I can admit that it's a gray area when there's arguments over who should be starting if both are healthy but that doesn't apply to the case we're talking about. Wentz was having an MVP-level season and Foles was clearly the backup.
>>150122848He was a 1st round prospect at one point? Really?
>>150122908She looks like she smells like hot cheetos and semen.
>>150122889He does it because you reply to it with 3 paragraphs of seethe every single time
He hasn't even posted it and you're still seething about it
>>150122626NTA faggot I just got back from grocery shopping with my wife and it's well established that I don't waste time making OC. The tide has turned, people are tired of the Mahomes hate. Cry about it
>>150122972My room smells like that
>>150122935Flacco would be a backup QB in that case. Same way Kirk Cousins is a back up QB despite starting for a decade. No one would call them backups when they retire because of how many years they started but at the same time at the present time they are considered backups and would be backup QBs if they had to start and win the owl
>defenses don't have a playbook
>they just see ball run at ball
This is such a dumb take. I'd recommend checking out some of the breakdowns this guy does:
>https://x.com/The_Coach_A
>https://www.matchquarters.com/
He lays out a lot of the complexities of NFL defenses.
>>150122915>tried to 3peat
>>150122970Former Gilbert Perry quarterback Brock Purdy, now with the Iowa State Cyclones, could be Arizona's next first-round NFL draft pick. https://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/high-school/2020/04/29/2021-nfl-mock-draft-iowa-state-qb-brock-purdy-nfl-draft-projections/3051993001/
Yeah dude before he came back for his last year he was a highly touted prospect.
>>150123012Tom Brady has more rings than any NFL franchise. I don't think he loses sleep over not 3peating like the Mutt does when the score was 40-6 this February
>Inb4 "let me tell you why getting blown out in the Super Bowl is a good thing!"
>Da flu... its dat flu n' sheit m-muhfukka
kek queefies are so fucking GAY
>>150123037I see. Very cool
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>>150123066>>150123057Mahomes: "my 3peat was ended by Superbowl MVP Jalen Hurts, he'll probably end up in the HoF someday"
Brady: "sigh.....my 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer.....in the divisional round, I couldn't even make it to the Super Bowl....."
>>150122973>confusing me for a r*ddit spacer who debates delusional mahomes haters in good faithThis retardation is almost strong enough to bait me into getting a trip. Almost.
>>150123102I called it! LMFAO! Only losers makes positives out of losing. 7>3 simple as
>>150123057He had 3 rings when he got gaped by Jake Plummer in the divisional and failed his 3peat dumbass
>>150122962Nick Foles retired with a better career win % than Carson Wentz has right now. He had a winning record as a starting QB prior to 2017 and he retired with a winning record as a starting QB. Carson Wentz right now is 47-47-1 as a starting QB. The Eagles made a dumb choice trading Foles away in 2015 and they made a dumb choice letting him walk in 2019. Foles was always the right choice but neither Chip Kelly nor Howie Roseman could see it. They tanked his career and nobody talks about it because he sucked with the Jaguars. The same Jaguars who have 2 winning records in the last 17 seasons. People who gargle Howie's nuts or claim the Eagles won in 2017 with a "backup" can't see the forest through the trees. He was always the better player. Only stats fags couldn't see it at the time
>my QB lost to a future HoFer in the Super Bowl he's so lucky!
This is an actual cuckold mindset.
>>150123137without joe flacco the average age of da browns is 20
>>150123106No one's buying your new frogposter disguise statmutt we know it's you
>>150123135Super bowl > divisional simple as
>>150123140And now he has 7 rings and has more than any NFL team. How many rings does Mahomes have right now?
I think the Patriots might actually be back
>>150123158Agreed, that's why Tom Brady's 7 rings mog Mahome's 3. Finally you said something smart. No one gives a fuck about how many divisional games Mahomes won, we care about Super Bowl victories.
>>150123146>Foles should have been the starter in 2017You don't actually believe this lol you're just obsessed with winning "debates" on a Kyrgyzstani tiddlywinks image-based forum. Wentz was obviously the starter than year, and he played at an MVP-level. Foles had a wonder run of two games and that's great but no one, even with hind-sight, could seriously think he should have been the starter that year.
>>150123209This. I mean there was definitely a debate that off season but we all knew Wentz was gonna start.
>>150123155>please oh PLEASE buy trip :3No.
>>150123177>bounced in divisional by Jake the Snake is LE GOODturn trip back on janny
>>150123151No, it would be 26.04
>>150123229i actually fact checked this with @Grok and it said it wasn't true
>>150123227>says super bowl > divisional>uses divisional to divert conversation away from Super Bowl in next postGet fucked retard 7>3
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>>150123209I absolutely believe Nick Foles was a better Quarterback than Carson Wentz during his career and I absolutely believe Carson Wentz would not have beaten the Patriots in the Superbowl. There's a reason Wentz never won a playoff game in his career and it's not injuries. He was always a reckless player and a poor leader. Keep looking at stats. You'll keep being wrong
>>150123148>>150123135>I called it! LMFAO! Only losers makes positives out of losing. 7>3 simple asEvery QB loses. Mahomes just loses at a lower rate than Brady. Everyone gets blown out, Mahomes only does it against Super Bowl caliber teams unlike Brady who got BTFO by Jake Plummer.
>>150123249Wentz was an MVP candidate in 2017 before his injury and the Eagles were the first seed. Don't revisionist history it. Foles was a backup and he even admitted he was close to retiring before the Eagles got him the second time
>>150123246>failing threepeat is bad kek mahomes btfo>nonono shut up about plummer!!!project more retard
>>150123254Not every QB wins Super Bowls and absolutely only 1 (one) QB won a Super Bowl 7 times. 7>3 get fucked retard
>>150123264Neither 3peated but only won has 7 Super Bowls as a concession
>>150123192They mean 4.5m/game... right?
>>150123249>during his careerWhat does that matter lol
Again, you don't actually believe Foles should have been the starter in 2017, you just can't help but argue without end.
>>150123163>3 rings when you fail a threepeat in the owl>3 rings when you fail a threepeat in the divisional>uhuhuh well what about over a decade later when he retiredno one buys this cope faggot, try again in 2050 once the dust has settled
>>150123248Tom loves big titties, despite having been married to a sinewy hag forever. The picture must be real.
>>1501233237>3 is fact. It's not a cope it's just a fact lmao. What's a cope is when you start to get away from talking about Super Bowl wins. Please focus on 7 Super Bowls being more than 3.
Once again, just make you own /Brady-vs-Mahomes/ general to continue your eternal dance of repeating the same arguments over and over, and leave us alone. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>150123278Mahomes has only been a starter for 7 years you absolute dipshit. This is an even dumber take than the "on pace to" crowd
>>150123364>once again diverting away from 7 being more than 3 using a copeYour delusion retard logic is like a Steelers fan saying Big Ben will retire with 7 rings because he was 1-2 on them his first 2 seasons.Nothing based on fact, just projections that you try to act supercedes facts.
>>150123364Iโm on pace to beat off after work
>>150123345>7 rings in 21 years>3 rings in 7 yearsJust turn your trip back on already faggot, we all know it's you
>>150123379>muh projections to get away from the facts7>3 is an irrefutable fact. Your delusions are not.
>>150123375Brady played 21 seasons. Mahomes has played 7. You are very very dumb for dying on this hill. Losing to Jake Plummer in the divisional is more embarrassing than losing an owl no matter how much you try to change the subject
>>150123347It's the brady dickriders who started it once again.
>>150123270You changed the subject to rings since you lost.
Mahomes is on pace to get blown out of more Super Bowls at age 29 than anybody else in NFL history!
>>150123389I'm not changing any subject retard. You keep trying to include delusions. You could say Mahomes will play another 30 years and win 30 Super Bowls. That's a projection. I'm speaking facts. 7 > 3 don't give a fuck how many years Mahomes has played, will play, he could have a career ending injury tomorrow for all we know.
>jannysknee this mindbroken by jake plummer
It's over. Master Queef won.
>>150123400>you changed the subject to Super Bowl ringsThat's how you know Mahomes isn't the GOAT. You don't wanna talk rings you just wanna cherrypick copes.
>s-stop mentioning Super Bowl victories aiiiiieeeee Jake Plummer and divisional rounds please focus on that
>>150123427You responded to a picture of Jake gaping Fraudy by pivoting to ring count. Stop projecting and take your meds janny
>>150123452You're like a Bronfag who brings up everything but rings against Jordan. Nothing but copes to not focus on what matters most, championships.
>Haha mahomo failed his threepeat
>Brady's attempt was more embarrassing
>REEE DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t3v7_WfcpVI
>>150123469There's nothing more embarrassing than being down 34-0 in a Super Bowl. The Lions choking, the Bills, Chargers etc. in the playoffs are all less embrassing than the Super Bowl. But ultimately they're all losers of course.
>he's calling me a broncos fan now
concession unabashedly accepted
Commanders did more against the Eagles than the Chiefs did lol
>>150123486>getting further in the playoffs is worse actuallyYou're not exactly wrong though, just from the perspective that the average owl watcher is a retarded casual who doesn't watch any other games.
There's a decent chance the Chiefs start the season 1-3 and the shitposting if it comes to fruition is going to be uma delica
>>150123508Mahomes would've missed the playoffs if he played on the Commies
>>150123514>>150123498>>150123347I made like two post about the Chiefs
>>150122143 and left the thread and come back to this. What made the bradyfags upset this time.
>>150123532Glad to see you're bandwagonning onto my prediction.
Of course, ball knowers like us will usually come to the same (correct) conclusion.
>>150123532Russ will cook just watch
>>150123574Temujin what's for dinner tonight babe?
>>150123532Fun fact: Mahomes only has 5 losses against the NFC in the regular season and 5 losses against the AFCW, that's the same amount of times he's been to the Super Bowl which shows how rare it is.
>>150123560Jake Plummer mentioned
>>150123560I just posted an image I think is funny. No need to get so upset.
Mahomes Stats poster
I got a new chart for you
bon appetit
>>150123587How many NFC losses in the post season?
>>150123589>posting raiders merchnice larp tranny
Reminder that my Saints horribly misused Zach Baun for the first 4 years of his career and he immediately became an All-Pro when he got to the Eagles. Also, another reminder that Mickey Loomis is a retard who probably won't even rebuild the right way, he might drag this team into another bout of cap hell before it's even good enough to compete. Reminder that most other Saints fans are delusional faggots who make excuses for this shit and act like everything is good and I want to set them all on fire. I swear if any of those annoying fucks get mad if the Saints lose a lot of games then I'm going ballistic. I hope the Saints lose every fucking game they play, even to the Falcons.
>>150123594saved for future use
>>150123587Fun fact: If I locked Mahomes in a room for two weeks and fed him nothing but sweet potatoes he would walk out a very healthy man.
>>150123594>Every other QB drafted last year already have more losses when trailing in the 4th quarter than Mahomesfucking lmao
>>150123601Same number of times Fraudy lost to Eli Manning I believe
>>150123626Damn is Eli Manning the GOAT? He beat a 7 time winner twice.
>>150123594>clutch gene confirmed.jpg
Wait so Eli beat Brady Brady beat Mahomes so that means Eli is the best out of the 3 and Patrick the worst.
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>>150123596Here's the full rankings which shows he's on top.
>>150123574I said there's a decent chance its not a prediction. I haven't picked the Chargers to beat the Chiefs in years
>win an owl in las gaygas
>turn their "culture changing" coach into a kc water boy
will this be enough to push trannyjin to finally save enough allowance money to buy a jersey? the team is clearly too impoverished to stand a chance
>>150123655GOAT rankings (final)
>1 Jake Plummer>2 Eli Manning>3 Cam Newton>4 Tom Brady>5 Patrick Mahomes
>>150123696Big Ben beat Plummer so I'm afraid Mahomes falls out of the top 5.
>>150123655It's almost like transitive property in football is retarded and doesn't work.
Doubly so because QBs don't play each other.
>>150123713Mahomes pushed Rapeburger into retirement so not quite. Goff and Foles are missing from the list tho
No fantasy thread this year? Or they moved it somewhere else?
>>150123752be the change you wish to see in this world.
>>150123752Fantasy has been cancelled due to AIDS
>>150123719Agreed. At the end of the day Super Bowl victories reign supreme.
>>150123752If there isn't, one will be made as needed so all fagasy discussion can be contained there.
What did he mean by this?
>"There are hundreds of thousands of kids who would love nothing more than to be the starting TE for the 49ers, and it is my job to ruin all of their dreams. So basically, f**k them kids."
>>150123669Genuinely forgot that Tony Homo existed
I'm happy for Trey Lance, he played well last week.
>>150123752He doesn't know
>>150123794Before he was blowing dick in the booth, he was blowing dick on the field as a Dallas Cowturd.
>>150123719Now apply that logic to wins being a team stat and stop sucking off Brady. You are a Raiders fan, have some pride. Brady stole valor from your franchise with his tuckrulegate, spygate, deflategate, and salarycapfuckerygate.
1. Joe Montana
2. Bart Starr
3. Drew Brees
4. Matt Leinart
5. Jim Kelly
>there's grownass men who are naive enough to think Brady at age 43 was able to play at an elite level without steroids.
>>150123825I will always say that BRADY FUCKING FUMBLED. But trying to imply he's no good just is not a valid stance anymore. Hasn't been for years.
Rice is still the GOAT though
Rice>Brady>Montana>who gives a fuck after that
>>150123532Juicy sportscaster b8 if so.
>>150123793These aren't funny. Kys.
>>150123861Good? Undeniably. GOAT? Not even top 5. Unironically a worse refbaby than Bradshaw
>>150123856Nobody thinks that, everybody in the NFL is on PEDs
>>150123827Brady has been getting so much top-tier ass since the split that I can't even make fun of him for this.
>>150123856>there's grownass men who are naive enough to think Brady was the only one taking steroids
>>150123669>Here's the full rankings which shows he's on The decline
>>150123878Based. Antinatalists get the rope. If >your favorite sports star hasn't reached replacement and/or doesn't have custody, they are a failure
>>150123856I'd say HGH not roids. If you take roids you end up looking like TJ Watt
>>1501238551. Tom Brady
2. Dan Marino
3. Aaron Rodgers
4. Payton Manning
5. Drew Brees
>>150123532There will be 5,000 posts by one autist saying "wait until Rashee Rice is back"
Remember that Rashee Rice is a solid WR2 at best
>>150123911A loyal wife and custody of your children >>> riding the roastbeef carousel. You'd understand if you were a father
>>150123921You should kys too
>>150123877Could unironically be 3-6 heading into their bye week in the worst case scenario. Their schedule is massively frontloaded.
Of course, you'd then have to hear about their """miraculous""" late season comeback afterwards.
>>150123921Legitimately one of the ugliest fucking kids ive ever seen that wernt disfigured somehow.
Another massive L for Mahomes
>>150123532>>150123941Chiefs will start 1-3 but will lose to the Giants and beat the Ravens
>>150123947>that noseDoesn't match either of theirs. Makes me think....
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>>150123929Chiefs missing the offs is the script and I genuinely don't care, as a lifelong fan. When statbro melts down over it while I'm MIA balls deep in my wife just like back in February I dont want any of you faggots confusing us
>>150123958I mean, dumber shit has happened. Still, not something I'd count on.
>>150123941Here's my prediction
>>150123947Racemixing was a mistake
>>150123996What's it like being retarded?
>>150123962think about what?
>>150124012>polygamyAgain, and I've not heard any answer to this, doesn't that imply that he has multiple bitches?
Whatever, I'm going to Reddit where they actually know ball and talk about it.
>>150124023it means she gets to have multiple men and mahomes likes to watch
>>150124031Don't come back
>>150123650>he watches national media
>>150124012Egads... doth my eyes deceive me?
>>150123947If their kids aren't cute enough for you maybe you should making your own
I just looked at the OP. The Raiders fans are seething.
>>150124050I'm currently working on it with my wife :)
>>150124053No playoff wins for 23 years will do that
>>150124053Defensive coach btw
>>150122647Black don't crack
>>150124067Based and Birdspilled
>>150123856Steroids work better if YOUR ONLY 29!
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anyway
Lane Johnson and TJ Watt are the biggest gear heads in the NFL. I'll never respect either player
>>150124060nice try, bussyposter
>>150124100>Lane JohnsonWasn't this the nigga who sat out because he had a sad? lol what a weak bitch-made faggot.
>HANK
>DON'T POST JAKE PLUMMER IT WILL DERAIL THE THREAD
>HAAAAANK
>>150124104Pic related. TJ Watt hasn't been caught yet but it's obvious he's juiced by his build and skin. Julian Edelman juiced too but I respect him because he didn't need to to be great
>>150124152>Hey Mr. White, look at this funny video I found!
Bros, does /football/ really start tomorrow night??? Is it back
>>150124164Oh, I didn't realize we were talking about 2016.
Also, this doesn't prove he's any more of a "gear head" than any other player. In fact, it probably means he's more cautious with the stuff now than everyone else.
>>150124168The finale of that season was a better episode
>>150124179No, I wouldn't call preseason games "football"
>>150124179No it's just some joint practices
But soon bro soon
>>150124185What the hell Mr. White? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Dem Hornz winnin da natty
>>150124181>he got caught cheating twice but it was 9 years ago so that's fineLmfao plonked mutt mindset. He's still doing it you can always tell by the vascularity. That's why Myles Garrett is so impressive you can tell he's a natty physical freak because his vains aren't unnaturally huge like those roidheads
>>150124179my bungles are playing their starters for a quarter tomorrow so kinda
>>150124185>Deus ex Machina bailout at the last momentDid an 8th grader write this?
>>150124208>I can tell because of his veinslel ok buddy
Who here /keeppounding/ here
>>150124213Premature ejaculation is a skill issue
>>150124229>keep pounding>bear down>tighten upWhat did they mean by this?
>>150124216It's vascularity+forearm thickness that are the easiest markers. I'm not going to explain every marker to you but once you've seen enough roidheads you know who's carrying their build naturally with hard work+diet and who isn't
>>150124229Bend over and I'll keep pounding
>>150124231>that referencebeat me to it kek
>>150124250Yeah ok man. You're definitely not an autistic tard.
>>150124005What's your problem?
>>150124273ligma balls lol burn
>>150122920Again, you're fucking retarded. Brady wouldn't have won his first 3 rings without the Patriot's front seven
>>150124263You sound upset. Are you on your down cycle?
No more fighting. Letโs try to keep things Bears-related, as /NFL/ is a Bears fandom genny.
>>150124311For me, it's the double doink
>>150124313>down 3 points>1st and 10 at the opponent's 25 yard line>46 seconds left and 1 timeoutImagine losing this game in regulation lel wtf
>>150124313I still don't know why they didn't use their last timepit here
>>150124313>I jus caint aight?!
>>150124050why does mahomes children look more white than brady's.
>YNR Da Bears won another offseason and are now a dynasty
>>150124330>>150124348>the Double Doink happened seven and a half years ago
>>150124359>post yfw they win the norf at 8-9
Crazy this is what Jets Runningback Braelon Allen looked like at 17 vs JJ Watt. I wonder what JJ Watt changed after this photo was taken?
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Betting on pre-season games. Need it or keep it?
>>150124371If Alshon catches this ball does Foles continue the miracle run and secure the repeat?
>>150124345So, they are (probably) out of their Kicker's range.
They need a few more yards, so they run a play. Caleb gets sacked, which this part isn't entirely his fault. But then tries to call a huddle with the clock running, spends all the time doing whatever the fuck, and then throws a jump ball down field because he wasted their chance at a FG when all they needed to do was advance the ball a few yards in a timely manner.
Claiming this is somehow a herculean task for a QB is total crap btw. Most QBs would've gotten the play off with enough time for a FG after, and more cerebral ones would've caught the loins celebrating offsides.
>>150124429JJ wasn't in and out of juvie and had time to hang with his friends, play vidya and go to parties....braelonionnononon on the other hand...
>>150124330>>150124348You now remember Treyvon Hester
A U R A
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1287
>>150124440Never that is legitimately degenerate behavior imo
>>150124463It was funnier when everyone just thought he missed it
>>150124352heterozygous recessives from his fat titted gilf mom
>>15012446117 year olds do not look like that without steroids you huge fucking faggot. Get a clue
>>150124444probably but it's clear both Alshon amd Agholor were possessed by the will of God to have played the way they played the year prior
they were definitely not on the level that year
>>150124507I miss when Agholor was based
>>150124483Sorry, I don't stare at 17-year old dudes all day like you do. YOU FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.
>I can tell because of the veins
Check out the veins on muh dick
>>150124450>5 step drop>Out of shotgun????
legit nasty footwork too
>>150124450>on first down>with 2 timeoutsI'm not a packers fan but this makes me so angry.
>>150124454Yeah, they clearly should have had a second play already called for if the clock was running. Terrible situational awareness. Just as much the coaches fault as Caleb's.
>>150124482Jackson she said noโฆ
>>150124429Well for one thing Allen is mid pump AND mid lift and Watt isn't. Watt also probably hadn't taken weight training or football seriously by this point, remember he was only a walk on at Wisconsin.
>>150124519unfortunately he was not based a lot more than he was based
but in the ene he was based when it really mattered
>>150124250That build is entirely possible natty, that's peak natty in fact. These guys weight train and work out for a living, it's just your standard football player physique. Just because you aren't able to push yourself right and discipline yourself properly to hit that level doesn't mean it's a roider. I wonder why I bother wasting my time on this site with so many ignorant posters.
>>150124563Now that the dust has settled, were they trying to lose?
>>150123878Not trying to be funny. Those are just headlines.
>>150124625No one cares, fuck off
>>150124525>still covering for how obvious roid usage is to spotI don't have to look at 17 year olds I went to high school dumbass and I went to the gym with heaps of them. Nobody had a build close to that except one manlet named Darryl who openly admitted to taking roids and wanting to be a body builder. If you want to take them that's fine but don't act like everyone doesn't know or that you aren't going to need a pacemaker eventually
>>150124618Julian Edelman literally got suspended for PEDs you dumb fucking mutt. Look at the forearms. You have never been around natty gym freaks. The difference in build is obvious
>>150124654not reading of that. be more mad, kangaroo jack.
>>150124677t. Tiny testicles
>>150124208>>150124181>>150124164>>150124104Are you guys unironically having a discussion about steroids. I thought everyone knew they're all on PEDs.
>>150124659>imagine what his father thinks about raising a daflu spammer. His mom probably wishes she swallowed that night.
>>150124659I think more people should talk about how brilliant the preparation and execution was from the Eagles' defense on this play. The Chiefs call flood, which is a quarters beater. The rotation by the Eagles' LBs and secondary is perfect. Everyone does their job, and in sync, and then DeJean makes a great individual play to locate the ball and then the endzone.
>>150124689>I thought everyone knew they're all on PEDs.Yeah, that was kind of the point of one of my posts.
>>150124654>Julian Edelman literally got suspended for PEDs you dumb fucking mutt. Look at the forearms. You have never been around natty gym freaks. The difference in build is obviousNo need for name calling. We will never know exactly what Edelman was suspended for exactly except it was a banned substance. It's anyone's guess, but I doubit's steroids. What I know for sure is that, either way, is that build is attainable natty, absolutely, and especially for a professional athlete who dedicates his entire life to being in peak shape for his sport. I have been around natty gym freaks, I work out with them sometimes. That physique of Edelman is possible without steroids.
>>150124723yeah but muhhhh queefs had injured players. Literally the first team in NFL history to ever have to deal with injuries in a contact sport 5 months into the season...
Juicing begins at the high school level.
You don't make it to the pros as a natty.
>>150124739No it isn't not the forearms. You can disagree but you're wrong. Edelman juiced and it was 100% anabolic steroids
>>150124753Good. I want all of my athletes at prime ability. Why would I watch a sport if they weren't at their peak, physically? It's their body that will shatter and break down later in life. I don't care. It's like when I chuck a pop can in the garbage instead of the recycling. Oh, noooes! The planet will die in 15,000,000 years!
>>150124767Everyone is on something. The testing isn't as stringent as the MLB or in Boxing
Only thing more pathetic than making those posts is saving screenshots of those posts.
>>150124756This also has been going on since the 2022 season iirc. Xhe even made a point of posting the 4plebs super duper secret tracking records in an effort to deter me.
>>150124597Why do you like getting fucked in the ass?
>he's posting screeeeeenshots n sheeeeeeit!
>>150124785MLB they don't care what you do as long as its not roids. Like any other drug but roids.
>>150124804Bro stop posting that!
He had the flu!
>>150124767I'm not wrong: that physique is possible natty, and you don't know what he was suspended for. You're just making assumptions. Why? I don't know, maybe because you aren't seeing the progress you want to in the gym after years of lifting? That's usually the first type of person who will yell "steroids!" When they see another man who is bigger than them with a little bit of vascularity. His forearms are an acceptable size relative to his arms. Traps and pecs usually inflate when on roids, not forearms. I don't think you know as much about steroids effect on the body and the limits one is capable of when body building as you think you do.
>>150124620I think it's weird that they made some really bad offensive play calls with trick plays then immediately afterwards the offensive play caller goes to a division rival. Really it's surprising they made it as far as they did with all the injuries, it was every week you'd hear about a broken leg, broken jaw, broken neck. I think the Cumhandlers were the worst team they could have played that round though, I knew Daniels was going to light them up but I thought their offense would keep up for a while.
>>150124815Do they even test for anything else besides roids?
>>150124831You live in utter delusion. It's simply not my problem. The forearms never lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MHuoYDNl6s
All this take about roids...
Anyone up for an oil change?
>>150124739You've never lifted a day in your life. To get shredded like that you have to dedicate hours of your day to lifting (4 days a week) which will leave you too drained to get good at any sport you're playing. It's only possible with roids.
NBA players run 2-3 miles in games (cardio is really really bad for building muscle). Doing a lot of cardio while also putting on muscles only happens with roids.
>>150124815I'll be damned. I just assumed the MLB tested for more stuff. But doesn't the MLB test year round but the NFL does it's testing during a given period and less frequent? I always thought that was the NFLs way of going *wink wink* to the players.
>>150124869Well, I think you're delusional, which also isn't my problem. Glad we were able to express ourselves.
Fwiw I agree with this anon
>>150124893
>>150124869I thought it was easier to tell from the shoulders and traps due to the higher level of androgen receptors up there.
Tons of athletes use steroids for reasons other than gaining mass. They can help with recovery time and endurance. I'm sure Edelman used them at some point to deal with his injuries like a lot of guys do, but I'm also sure if he got popped for anything it was recreational drugs.
>>150124873Bah gawd.
Anyways, I thought it was cranberry juice for weed.
Why did they trade this guy for a 3rd-string DT?
>>150124901Nope. Lifting weights, doing pushups, curls or anything naturally will give you significantly bigger biceps and triceps. Taking steroids no matter the workout will always result in unnaturally large forearms in relation to your biceps and triceps. The more similar somebody's arm is in appearance to a chimpanzee the more likely they're taking anabolic steroids
>>150124915Yes there's so many other reasons to take substances and recovery is a major one.
>>150124901This is correct, don't listen to the kiwi autist
>>150124887I lift 4 days a week, sometimes 5, and work a manual labor job. I didagree it's an "hours a day" commitment, I spend an hour and 15 minutes at most each gym session, if you limit time between sets, go hard with strict form, and aren't distracted (for god sake put your phone/airpods in the locker) you can get a ton done in a little bit of time and accelerate your growth and progress. As far as vascularity, a big part of getting lean is having a very, very strict diet while still hitting your macros: limit carbs to berries/sweet potatos, avoid processed carbs loke bread and sugar, and lots of red meat; only drink water. Edelman is probably between 10-12% bf in that photo, also on a pump, probably just after practice. He's a standard looking football player. I know a roider when I see one, and he simply isn't. I think we'll have to agree to disagree.
>>150124947where did you find this photo of jalen hurts?
>>150124934They had to get him out of the state before he's named in some ongoing investigation.
>>150124915This. I'd even say the vast majority are used for quicker recovery.
>>150124804>f-flu muhfuckka... da flu n sheit
>>150124947God I need to start fore arm maxing. Same with neck maxing. That's another tell tell sign.
But yeah there's no worse look than having big biceps and triceps and tiny forearms same with a wide torso and a thin ass neck.
>>150124947Edelman's forearms are absolutely preportional to his biceps/triceps in that photo you posted of him. They are in every other photo of him. You're either trolling right now or just plain stupid.
>>150124980>Edelman's forearms are absolutely preportional to his biceps/tricepsAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAA
>>150124887NFL players don't have good distance cardio and never have: they're sprinters, and sprinters have to be muscular. It's a big reason why running backs need an oxygen tank on the sideline after a long TD run and sometimes miss the start of the next series because of it. Also why you'll see them vomiting on the sideline as well.
>>150124980Whoops wrong photo. Here's your natty jew king bruh
>>150125000Guy in pic takes roids right?
Also I think it's easier to get bigger forearms if you have wide wrists
>>150125000Until you post a documentary proof to the contrary, I'll just assume you're trolling. Doing any sort of arm execise is going to encorporate your forearms, they will usually be strong if your biceps and triceps are strong, They will be proportionatrly sized to the rest of your arms, they simply have to be.
>xhe has to use gifs to show TB12's flaws
kwab
>>150125024Why do so many ppl have big biceps and triceps but tiny forearms? How do I avoid that fate?
>>150125009Looks fine to me
Madden is so fucking trash. Half of the passing concepts don't work the way they should, screen passes don't work at all, the offensive linemen are fucking retards.
>>150125009That's absolutely natty, are you kidding? It's scary what the state of men has become that an anon would doubt this is an attainable physique natty, especially for a professional athlete. Those are standard looking arms for a man who lifts seriously. There is nothing unusual or disporpotionate about those arms. We'll have to agree to disagree, and the reality is I'll go on progressing with my life free of delusions as to what is possible natty, and you won't. That simple, really, and all your whining and name calling won't change that.
>>150124947Chimps are one of the animals that I'm truly terrified of. You couldn't pay me to get close to one.
>>150125038I never see men at the gym with strong arms who also have weak forearms.
>>150125038NTA, but forearm curls.
>>150124841Not that I know of. Probably growth hormome.
>>150125062big nose = liar...hmm...
>>150124915I remember in bball Hedo Turkoglu got caught with PEDs or deer antler spray or some shit. I know he's super tall but he looks dyel
>>150122255>Meanwhile the Lions had like 20 starters on IR at one point22 actually.
>>150125068If you need forearm curls, your bicep curl form is weak. Too many men curl with horrible form, often swinging their hips and knees ehich ends up taking most of yhe weight. Biceps are actually very, very small muscles with a limited range of motion, similar to deltoids, and often times lower weight is required along with strict form (NO MOVEMENT) and core engagement to stay balanced and actually hit them properly. I think most men are just too scared to barbell curl 30 or 40 pounds in public so they curl more weight but with worse form, often to the detriment of muscular development.
>>150125050For me it's corner routes (posts to the sideline, not the loopy shit the game calls corner routes) with fast receivers. Unstoppable.
That being said, I haven't played a new Madden since the '09 version, so maybe it's different now.
>>150125086literally the ONLY team dealing with injuries 5 months into the season of a contact sport. just crazy.
>>150125050It's an animation based engine, not physics based. It's just a well put together series of gambling cutscenes
>STOP. POSTING. FRAUDY GIFS!!!!!!
I would use my death note on people in this very thread
how did one da flu webm mindbreak the cheifnigger this badly?
>>150125116Thank you for the sweet relief
>>150125116>my death noteWhat's that?
>>150125120It's funny that he goes straight to shitting on Brady as if we care about him.
Brady mindbroke his insecure ass
KEK
https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-nflpa-agree-to-modifications-on-substances-of-abuse-performance-enhancing-substances-policies
>The league and the NFLPA also tweaked the performance-enhancing substances policy.
>The testing window from the time of notification to the time of test has been extended. Suspended players under some circumstances will be reinstated after a suspension -- and therefore get paid -- even if they still test positive.
Strange. If the league didn't want players taking performance enhancing substances like steroids or HGH why would they increase the testing window and give players more time before they had to be tested? Very peculiar indeed...
im thinking bout dem boys again
>>150125100Wasn't Axis football supposed to be a physics based competitor to Madden? Whatever happened to it?
>>150125093I like forearm curls. They feel good
>>150125151>Axis footballmemory unlocked, that was the name of a fun flash game back in the day
> Teddy Bridgewater talks about his suspension from coaching high school due to impermissible benefits that included Uber and meals for players. โMiami Northwestern is in a tough neighborhood. Things can happen when kids are walking home. I was just trying to protect them.โ
Why does America hate urban city kids so much
Hollywood Brown is already dealing with a minor ankle sprain. He can't even get through the preseason, there's no chance he makes it through a full season.
Rice will get a suspension as well. If I'm Reid I'm benching the Chiefs starters and not allowing history to repeat itself against the Eagles. If you got bootyblast in back to back games you are in danger of losing the locker room.
>>150125120i posted it effectively and often. Pure mind mush for weak muttomes worshippers
>>150125155I think bicep curls with a really strong, immobile base, and the weight being curled as far away from you in a long arc and back down would feel even better on forearms while also hitting biceps, and it's a more functional lift, and a compound which is basically a core exercise to boot, but at the end of the day if you're seeing progress and increase in size/strength that's what's important. I just think killing 2 (or in this case, 3) birds with one lift is a better use of gym time
>>150125151Madden doesnt sell because of the game mechanics, it sells because of the team logos
>>150125180You're probably right. Truth is, I'm a super casual lifter. I don't do it to look good, I just like how it feels
>>150125172>be wealthy NFL player turned HS coach>"Noooooooo you can't use your millions of dollars to pay for kids to get to practice and buy them lunch!"I always liked Teddy, that's some bullshit.
>>150125140Yes that's what I was saying. And who knows how good the tests are at detecting banned substances.
Idk much about football but I know that MLB and Boxing testing agencies are always playing catch up with more advanced doping methods.
I'm sure the NFL is way more lax compared to those two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdDQ_rG4pIo
I wish backbreaker came out. There is a good 7 on 7 Roblox NFL game where you play in first or third person and control one player playing with 13 other people. Its really fun.
>>150125176what else do you post effectively and often?
>>150125140Fans should collectively tell the league to fuck off and just legalize steroids. On a whim they could bust Lamar or Jalen for steroids if they won too much and became problematic for them. They voided 10M from Jimmy G's contract by busting him for roids. They know every player is on it yet they cherry picked him.
>>150125221That's about it, actually. Keeps me occupied.
>>150125206I mean, it sucks that he can't do that but don't pretend like don't all know why he isn't allowed to. There are kids at other schools in shit neighborhoods that don't get that help.
>>150124208You can easily prevent this by simply taking a blood pressure medication while juicing. The reason they have such garden hose veins is because their blood pressure is so high their veins keep having micro tears.
>>150125231I'm sure he has a couple foundations or something in the area that he donates to
>>150125205And that's fine too: everyone has their own reason for why they do it. I used to be really judgemental about dyel's at the gym and then it one day occured to me maybe not everyone is there for the same reason I am. For example, my reasons are highly, what you might call, autistic: I don't even care about how it feels or that my physique is good, I just like seeing clear, definable progress and improvement in physical form and I've found that is most effective by getting the most out of each exercise
>>150125238You'd know roidhead
>>150122647High estrogen levels
>>150125087>>150125249This selfie would trick 99% of you.
>>150125168It's on Steam and it's supposed to be a physics based football game but I haven't played it since the 2022 one or whatever, and it was pretty mediocre. gameplay footage of 2026 also looks bad, like Madden 2001 levels:
https://youtu.be/rUI-NcCRf1o?si=-81jj7OaRC0fvtou
>>150125098The only team with 22 injuries. Meanwhile, the second most injured team at the time had something like 9 guys on IR.
>>150125238Is that also why roiders are always red in the chest and neck area?
>>150125098Lions had abnormal injury luck.
>>150125287>The only team with 22 injuries.Injury reports are silly and don't give you a real context. A guy breaking his fibula in multiple places and sitting out 3.5 months won't be listed as injured when he returns, but is he really back to normal. That was the story of the Chiefs Super Bowl
>>150122204 they were held together by duck tape and had no business being in the game.
>>150125251>>150125205If you do DL without mixed grip you'll never need any forearm exercises
>>150125340I'll probably break my back desu :(
Hurry and post more Caleb Williams.
>>150125404If Caleb doesn't work out, I'm setting myself on fire in front of the Bears practice facility.
>>150125428The Browns didn't give Baker enough time to develop and now they regret it. Caleb just needs more time.
What does this body language tell you?
>>150125446Look like the women are holding him up. It's the body language of a sub in the bedroom.
>>150125441Baker was already pretty damn good as a rookie. 2019 was a disaster because Freddie Kitchens was in over his head. They made the playoffs in 2020 and in 2021, Baker made the mistake of being unselfish and playing with a hurt shoulder to try and win some games and make the playoffs, silly him.
I haven't brushed my teeth in over 2 months
>>150125473You should probably brush your teeth and use mouthwash too tbqh but if you don't that's okay I'll still kiss you :)
>>150125481Should I floss too or is that gay
>longest punt return in super bowl history
>super bowl LVII
>65 yards
>kadarius toney
>stafford's back completely fucked
>sam "ghostbuster" darnold behind the seahawks o-line
>kyler murray
Give me one reason why my niners don't run away with the division
>>150125531its shartinals turn kiddo
>>150125461>>150125441How come Baker couldn't win with Odell and Landry?
>>150125531Because the Seahawks have Jalen Milroe
>>150125557I remember watching the Chiefs vs Ravens AFCCG and being so excited when Lamar threw that TD pass to Zay Flowers and the game was entertaining as hell up to that point. The Ravens then proceeded to shit the bed and then I got bored. I'm still mad about that, it's your fault.
>>150125531Rams Legend Jimmy G will unironically sweep you, and it will be hilarious
>>150125597I was watching it in Australia with my sister who is a Chiefs fan. The whole game just felt off once the Chiefs jumped out to an early lead. Reminded me of the Titans game in 2019. The entire offensive game plan made me want to punch John Harbaugh in the head twelve times
>>150125618Is your sister cute?
>>150125646Anon his sister has a restraining order against him. Look it up. Its lore
>>150125531Receiver room not looking too good. Bunch of new guys on defense although I do high hopes with Salah back. O line is one twisted ankle away from being God awful again.
But the schedule is so easy and what's often overlooked is the rest day advantage. First positive rest day advantage in years. Last season we played like 4 teams coming off a bye. That makes a difference.
Oh and instead of playing the Lions, Eagles, Ravens like the Rams will, Niners will play the Browns, Giants and Browns.
I feel good about getting a playoff spot next season but I'm not getting my hopes up too much.
I also expect the Seahawks and Cardinals to be better so there's that
>>150125656All of them or just one? I can't keep up with everything schizo's make up about me
>>150125677Imagine your sisters getting railed in their fartboxes simultaneously
>>150125714I chose not to do that and I'm eating pizza now instead :)
>>150125723Thats good
Whatever you do
Do NOT think about your sisters taking BBC kiwi
Just DONT. THINK ABOUT THEM getting gaped like a blackedraw video
DO NOT THINK ABOUT IT
>>150125613Jimmy G is a fucking pussy, will get hurt if he has to play more than 2 full games, and will milk that injury for the rest of the season because hey, he still gets paid either way.
>>150125731Okay I won't think about that either :)
>>150125745Please dont think about your beloved sisters taking BIG BLACK DICK in every orfice. DONT THINK ABOUT IT!
>>150125748Wuts wrong with u
>>150125733Mad at Superbowl champ Jimmy G?
Kiwi heard the screams of his sisters getting gangbanged through the walls as an adolescent I fear :( he had to see and experience the lines of Chads exit their rooms and ask him for water while they took turns when mom and dad were gone
>>150125745Put those tits on my face. Ahhh
>>150125764DONT THINK ABOUT your sisters being fucked like dogs by feral africans kiwi, I beg you
>>150125764Where's his 9ers ring? Oh wait kek
>>150125765I want to believe this lore
>>150125765He's so lucky...
Why is everyone so obsessed with the kiwi
>>150125782Cause hes a faggot no life that spams the genny constantly with shit takes, almost as bad as the pedo
>>150122072 (OP)Jordan actually won when he had the flu
mahomes blamed his 751 interceptions and losses on the flu
>>150126059NFL will never see a Jordan. It would have to be someone who plays both side of the ball (offense and defense) and is elite at both. Travis Hunter might give that a go but most people don't or won't even try (maybe oneday we will live in an era where it's common to see two-way players and we will look back on this era as pathetic)
Just the offense part (a half Jordan), to have a half Jordan you'd need someone that it an elite athlete, which knocks out all the QBs that aren't great runners. Who is is an elite running QB, an elite athlete in the NFL like Jordan? Lamar Jackson is one, but to be a half-Jordan he'd have to be Rodgers or Brees tier (or insert whatever QB wowed you the most) as a passer on top of being Lamar Jackson as a runner. Mahomes comes along and KINDA checks all those boxes as a half-Jordan, sneaky good runner (not elite), and the most wow passer we've ever seen (on his good days)
Then you have to perform like Jordan, in your prime, you'd have to lead your team to a 3-peat (Mahomes had his shot and failed), then walk away from the game, pick up a whole different sport (baseball in Jordan's case, but not elite at both like Bo Jackson wowed the world by being), then come back to basketball and lead your team to ANOTHER 3-peat
Oh, you can never lose in the Super Bowl, you'd have to be like Joe Montana, you can't be loser on the biggest stage in front of the biggest audience and be a Jordan. That happened to Mahomes twice now