Thread 150124806

Hawthorn vs Collingwood - 7:30pm MCG

Pies lose, top 4 will be tough.
Hawks lose, might miss finals altogether.

>Over his final two years as a junior, Morris spoke to 17 of the 18 AFL clubs.
>The only club he didn't speak to was St Kilda, which ironically have been the most vocal about the advantages Brisbane and other northern state clubs get with their academies.
>Morris was not picked up on the first night of the draft, with 29 selections from 14 clubs coming and going.
>For reference, the Saints took Darcy Wilson at No.18 and then Lance Collard at No.28.
lol

MY catters LADS

basedingwood is crisp as fuck

>>150124825
>AFL
>other northern state clubs get with their academies.
>northern
Suns and...?

>>150124861
GWS and Swans.

POWAH

>>150124845
this desu

>points for missing
Uhh no thanks

My dosn will cop a Melbourne 2011 raping tomorrow night.

>Not a single player in the Under 22 short list
Bloosisters, are our kids no good?

>>150124865
they're not even in the north part of the country

>>150124949
Dont worry they will draft some good kids this year im sure

>>150124957
They're north of the VFL which is why the four are referred to as "Northern Academies".

>>150124957
They are north in the afl context, because they are north of the footy states

>dosn have to travel to GMHBA
I dont ever want to hear someone say the bummers are a "big club" ever again. If they were a big club. The game would be at the G

>>150124949
>>150124965
>No good kids
>About to start a massive and long rebuild
>No first round pick

>>150124990
Richmond and Hawthorn go there too. They should send da bloos to be slaughtered next season

islam is right about women

>>150125055
Says the bloke that's never touched one.

>>150125066
hope she sees this bro

>>150125066
>that's
who's*

>>150125085
Old mate isn't a person.

I desperately need a sausage roll and some oxycontin.

>$13 million for 40 bins "Machete Amnesty" bins
How the fuck are they spending $325,000 on each of those bins? The only thing specified on the expenditure rundown was purchasing and training. A metal bin doesn't cost much and it sure as shit shouldn't cost much to train cops how to retrieve machetes from a bin and let's face it, there ever won't be any in there. How many kickbacks were involved here? What a fucking corrupt shithole.

>>150125099
The crisp tradie

>>150124825
>it’s a people ignore that a player who got overlooked by a shit club wouldn’t look as good as they do when playing for a good club episode
He’d be playing VFL if st Kilda drafted him

>>150124845
wouldn't be proud of supporting a group of cheats, frankly

>>150125099
this but the approval of women

This rain is pissing me RIGHT OFF. Usually like rain but it’s been on/off for fucking two weeks with more to come, fuck global warming believers, just look outside fuckhead enviorcucks

>>150125112
not sure how this is related to footy you worthless /pol/-brained faggot

>When I graduated highschool...
Tradies can't say the start of this sentence

Anyone else huffing poppers?

>>150125175
They got their yr10 certificate bra and tafe accreditation bra *does hand slap handshake*

>>150125165
I wish it was raining constantly forever.

>>150125212
>was
were*

>>150125218
No it's pass tense since it's not raining right now.

left school in year 11. i'm a millionaire now btw. former tradie btw.

What's for lunch guys? I'm thinkn party pies. Ran out of sausage rolls.

>>150125243
Subjunctive mood

>>150125268
maccies mate same as everyday

>>150125273
trip on RC

>>150125268
2 packs of raw jin ramen, banana bread and vanilla ice cream

USE THIS ONE THIS THREAD IS AUTO-SAGGIED
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>>150125285
How constipated are you?

>>150125336
The vanilla ice-cream forces it all out.

>>150125319
No it isn't, retard.

GOTTEM

good arvo alf

It's funny how gym sperg talks about lifting weights to be healthy and shit and you see guys like Hulk Hogan die at 71 where as Winston Churchill a guy that drank all day and smoked cigars constantly lived till 90. Also the dude was under massive amounts of stress during war time. I mean trump is like 79 years old and eats 2 big mac's for lunch and is constantly consuming diet coke whilst dealing with jewish problems.

Yeah my faith in modern medicine and supposed healthy takes on lifestyle is in the trash post memevid.

>>150124949
>Bailey Humphrey
>MID

He's not mid at all, he's actually quite talented.

>>150125492
kek.. QUEEM bla kwais x

>>150125492
Based west coast eagles next year when they stop tanking

>>150125448
Lifting weights does not necessarily make someone healthy. They lift weights because they're insecure faggots

>>150125614
I'd like to wager you're a noodle arm, limp wristed anti tradie spastic. Why don't you do something with your life? You contribute nothing to society

>>150125627
Not me
>implying it's just one guy
Lay off the meth, Jayden

such a based game tonight
great result either way

i'm biologically 4-8 years younger than every tradie of the same age

>>150125394
How old?

>>150125627
yeah mate cook yourself in the sun and make constant stress faces everytime you lift something heavy when your joints give out you're gunna balloon and look like a goana then take ozempic and look like a flabby aids patient

me i'ma stay young

*sips beer*

i thought it was the 8th today but it's the 7th

>>150125704
Sunscreen is a Jewish conspiracy to sell more products

Gymsperg gets dabbed on everyday kek

>>150125448
>>150125614
>>150125673
The absolute state of your cope

"A recent meta-analysis found that people who do muscle-strengthening workouts are less likely to die prematurely than those who don’t, adding to previous evidence that strength training has long-term health benefits."

https://hsph.harvard.edu/news/strength-training-time-benefits/

>>150125743
>"not necessarily"
>this is your brain on a c- minus in year 10 english

>>150125769
fucked up my post but you get the point

>>150125804
Lifting weights does not always mean 'weightlifting'
Gympoof is too scared to reply to me directly, lads. So much for being so big and strong and tough...

Travis Boak and Rory Atkins straight swap for Wanganeen-Milera

>>150125743
see >>150125448
>Yeah my faith in modern medicine and supposed healthy takes on lifestyle is in the trash post memevid.

Fold St Kilda and sign Wanganeen-Milera as a free agent.

Who the fuck cares about tonights match

>>150125860
Shan't be watching the footy until finals.

shut the fuck up arsehole

I need my fucking ass destroyed by big black cock

>>150125884
congrats on a remarkably mediocre career, travis

>>150125860
Me.
t. Lions member

no one cares about the two non-vic losers that are retiring kek

>>150125910
Boak and who? Boak is victorian btw

I simply do not care about West Coast, Fremantle, Adelaide, Port Adelaide, GWS and Gold Coast

>>150125914
so? he played his whole career at a non-vic club that no one cares about.

>>150125926
Tell me the other "non-vic loser" you fucking retard. Probably another player who is actually victorian.

>>150125930
how could you not remember gws legend callan ward?

non-vic clubs are so unimportant.

what do afl players do when they have an anal prolapse the night before a game?

>>150125835
>Travis Boak
>straight
kek

>>150125946
Fake hamstring tightness.

I saw a redditor say that Travis Boak has been very active on the dating apps in Adelaide

>>150125967
my sister's gay friend would tell you he's seen boaky at mary's poppin more than once

>>150125976
Bullshit

>>150125985
i've been probably saying this for years mate, check the archive

>>150125989
Yeah I know you've been bullshitting for years

fucking blokes is based

>>150125992
i've got no reason to, i don't give a shit about port or boak

Funny how in the Adelaide advertiser this week they did a picture of boak holding a kid next to a woman but it says how its his niece and sister

Funny how hes been single for decades and just can't find a woman to settle down with

>>150125995
Crisp Chad Warner

>>150126000
funny how?

I'm not sure if I'm man enough to fuck a bloke

>>150126013
Think it would be a bit gay anyway.

>>150125996
If you say so

>>150126013
not a problem mate. you can always get fucked

wow you cunts really are fixated on gay sex and men's arses aren't you?

>>150126023
no

but steven may iykwim haha

>>150126023
hell yeah, i love hot blokes and them fucking my arsehole with massive throbbing cocks

>>150126023
I only like gay sex when it's between women.

i find lifting weights much easier to progress and stay motivated with than body weight stuff alone. i mean i know you can build a good rig with that shit but i think it's more efficient to simply lift.

>>150126031
meant petracca btw iykwim haha

>>150126044
>he exercises only to 'build a good rig'
Vain insecure faggot

big game tonight

anyone else get a headache after eating allen's snakes?

Which little Hawks runt is gonna be a tryhard and over-exert their guts out so they can impress their gf by claiming a win over the mighty Magpies and get injured for the rest of the season in the process?

people say "big game tonight" and then are bored after quarter time and mindlessly browse their phones for the rest of the game

>>150126083
Big Bruzzy Maynard is going to put the Wizard on his arse

might do some exercise today

>>150126098
nice

>>150125394
women dont have showers at the ground after games. she would have hopped in mums car all muddy like that

imagine hosing her down

Unironically saw bitcoin multi millionaire (possibly billionaire now) and degenerate high stakes PLO gambler Matt Kirk at the shops today lads

wow dude that's heckin awesome sauce!

>>150126107
if you're that rich the only exciting thing is to be a degenerate

actually that goes for all levels of wealth

>>150126096
the problem with modern afl fans is that they spend half the time of most games looking at their phones yet still want to spout off takes on teams and players they don't properly watch

Tradies…finish the sentence

every time i see you post i always think its you

>>150126139
>Tradies finish the sentence
they can't even finish school kek

i can't fucking wait for footy to be over

>>150126161
same

>>150126161
yep. looking forward to the aflw season

>wash body... yes
>wash hair... yes
>brush teeth... yes
>clean ears... yes
>trim nails... yes
>wash face... NO THAT IS... LE GAY!!!!!
?

As a Port customer I always feel my team is unfairly targeted by the umps so ive compared free kick totals across the last five seasons. Results for free kick totals for 2020-2025 are as follows:


Western Bulldogs +194
Brisbane Lions +186
Carlton +183
Collingwood +125
Fremantle +113
Essendon +89
Melbourne +55
Adelaide +47
Geelong +17
St Kilda -4
Gold Coast -19
Sydney -30
Hawthorn -45
West Coast -61
Greater Western Sydney -108
North Melbourne -123
Port Adelaide -147
Richmond -399

Actually kind of crazy how negative the Richmond free kick count is. By far the biggest anomaly. Not surprised my porties 2nd to last though.

almost warm outside today sandGODpers

>>150126210
Rigsbane Lions

>>150126210
Reckon half of those bulldogs frees are cody weightman alone, ducking scum.
He really kicked off the ducking trend that the likes of Ginnivan started to copy.

>>150126210
You cunts give away tonnes of frees because of your wannabe tough guys like JHF, SPP, Butters, Luko, etc

>>150126229
Nah it's Samboy Darcy, hasn't ever kicked a goal without a free.

its that i dont know if i want this but do you even know what it is that you want from this even if you could

>>150126128
they're busy posting on BigBoomer

>>150126210
>Iggs would be -1 in 5 years if not for Harley Roid
kek

>>150126236
>Luko
Hes played like 4 games for port. Dont think he's the issue.

But yes SPP and JHF were 1 & 2 for most frees conceded in 2023 season.

>>150126242
This is between 2020-2025 all the previous years I reckon it was weightman ducking

>>150126268
Carrie Bickmore?

You're up early today Josh

have you ever listen to nick cave and the bad seeds

>>150126275
yeah, i like his voice

>>150126272
too much clothes for carrie

what do you usually do when girlscouts knock on your door selling cookies

>>150126292
take them, don't hand over a cent
they are tween girls. what the fuck are they gonna do?

ask if I can sniff them first
and then we can get onto the topic of cookies

>>150126292
*unzips penis*

>>150126292
>cookies
FOY

cuban pete is ______

>>150126303
lunch break @ pinegap, champ?

hannay seen girl GUIDES in yonks

>>150126303
what the fuck else are they called faggot

not sure if i should tell you but something big is on its way

>>150126314
Biscuits

I prefer girl scout pussy

redcliffe r8n2

>>150126333
That's like calling bread wheat

I prefer your head scalped you nonce piece of shit

>>150126292
Sorry, cookies don't fit my macros.

I like the feeling of pissing and shitting

Kek based anti-nonce chad

>>150126000
Plenty of men ITT are over 25 and have never had a woman, doesn't mean they are gay

>>150126391
Have you actually read these threads?

to be honest with you, I haven't needed the money since I took Archie's milk money in the third grade. To tell you the truth, I don't need pussy any more either. but i like it.

>>150126403
These threads only average about 50 unique IPs. 3.5% of Australian men are homosexual. Do the math. You're pretty much the only homo here, champ.

Theres only like 30 regular posters in this retarded general

>>150126419
dinner a la basique bitche

>>150126419
fuck off
youre not blue plate

>>150126447
that's breakfast mate

>>150126161
Yeah same, Pretty hyped for the cricket season.

>30

thats 25 more than nrlel

kek

k-e-k

KEK

K E K

lmao even.

>>150126333
*Sweet biscuits

supper

For future threads please use this image and only this image. We need to make /afl/ more professional. We're the laughing stock of the board and i wont accept it. Please make sure to fill out the complete round fixture in ACST so no one gets confused. Thank you in advance

>>150126471
how about 'no'

>>150126471
>fake suns and giants shields
no thanks

>>150126471
>geelong football club
geelong cats
>north melbourne football club
just 'kangaroos'
>footscray football club
western bulldogs
>sydney football club
sydney swans
>west coast football club
west coast eagles
>adelaide football club
adelaide crows
>brisbane football club
brisbane lions australian football club
>gold coast football club
gold coast SUNS
>gtr. western sydney football club
greater western sydney GIANTS

>>150126210
You also get a free kick for tackling a player before they successfully dispose of the ball or if they kick it out on the full which goes some way to explaining why the teams giving away the most free kicks have also been the worst performed over the same period. The only thing that really stands out as strange is just how many free kicks Richmond give away.

>>150126292
In my entire life I've never had girl scouts knock on my door to sell cookies, even when I was a kid and this country was white.

>>150126478
You like this girl don't you?

free kick count doesnt mean shit do goals from free kicks

Fuck the new King of the Hill episodes are boring.

>>150126419
Way too much going on. What is your flavour profile? You need to remove half of what's on the plate to make a coherent dish.

>>150126495
They don't track those stats because Carlton would be exposed.

Patrick Cripps, the igg?

I just saw an ad of NRL promoting their Las Vegas matches of next year.

>>150126517
odd that they are advertising to australians
i thought they were trying to grow the game in america
its almost like the deal is for las vegas tourism

i unironically enjoyed the shang hai games
especially when it was snus and poort threw a hissy fit about them wearing china's colours

>>150126526
I liked that one year that half the St Kilda team got food poisoning on the day and they had to fly in emergency reserves in a panic

>>150126419
lgm

who was in the wrong here?

>>150126563
me for not sucking cam rayners nice olive skin smooth cock and slurping on his nice big olive skin smooth balls and taint

they call him antimasculinitysperg

post yfw collingwood will be 4th by the end of this round

>>150126563
glasses cunt for putting his fat nose in the way

>>150126563
>>150126576
whenever rayner is on the screen mumza always comments on how attractive he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EONxxLEIg58&ab_channel=%EF%BC%B4%EF%BC%B2%EF%BC%A1%EF%BC%B3%EF%BC%A8%E6%96%B0%E3%83%89%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B4%E3%83%B3

Lowkey my dees are capable of beating hawks next week

I AM NOT CLICKING ANYTHING

>>150126604
You're off your fucking head. Fuck off

>>150126610
https://youtu.be/DZdjMMn8BjE?list=RDkHcm09DeJMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks&ab_channel=dymes25

I clicked some schizo's heres YouTube link about the Port Arthur massacre the other day and now my YouTube is trying to make me watch all these weird conspiracy videos. Never clicking anything again

>>150126628
love that he's painted black
not brown. BLACK

{Evropa Rising}

why do sexy girls wear sexy underwear

>>150126640
https://youtu.be/y13sm8OJTf4?list=RDkHcm09DeJMk

who wanking they dick off

>>150126648
not me. i gotta get ready for a driving lesson with majak daw.

NEED to get a whiff of a public servants pussy and asshole after shes been on her fat ass all day doing fuck all and squelching up a storm in her panties from all the sitting.

>>150126648
I only jack off late at night.

>>150126646
love my Anastasia

looks like i'm on my kneeeees agaiinnnnn

do ugly girls also wear sexy underwear? i only know sexy girls

my lebo mate used to jerk off on the bus on the way to school in the morning looooooooool

>>150126629
I always view incognito to avoid this

>>150126655
Yucky

Hearing from a reliable source that Fly is so confident of beating the h*wkroaches that he is resting the Daicos boys.

Proper scran

>>150126668
Feels like it's starting right on time. They do this literally every fucking week.

>>150126668
The little champion!

Hawthorn win this.

>>150126676
Is that mashed potatoes?

>>150126676
lgm

the 'ight

>>150126670
The little champion oozes aura!

>>150126686
Would be hilarious and one of the biggest capitulations of all time but it won't happen.

hawkroaches are missing the eight and that's FINAL

>*screams for ball constantly even if in a worse position*
whoa how does that nick daicos continue to rack them up

>>150126686
>bane in 2nd with that dogshit %
kek
I'd take it though, t. fred customer

>>150126697
>*squawks for ball constantly even if in a worse position*
Ftfy

>>150126699
has there ever been a shitter cunt first year player come straight into the comp and have a nickname like this
feel like im living in a massive psyop

more like the rock lizard iykwim haha

statiscally speaking there are genuinely homosexual that post in afl threads and even more on bigfooty

>>150126704
>feel like im living in a massive psyop
you are

the jizzard prick shatson

le eight

Hollywood vs Collywood

>>150126686
This but swap hawks for pies and change the order somewhat

>>150126717
/r/iamverysmart

>>150126719
Who do you have Brisbane losing to?

must suck to be shit at cooking

>>150126727
fred because no neale

I dreamt about /afl/ last night

drinking for the 8th night in a row

>>150126731
You don't think they can cover Neale?

>>150126732
Was I there?

>>150126717
that is one of the hardest men to ever play the game

>>150126737
how much you drink? I'm down to 1 or maybe 2 nights but I binge hard. 13 standard drinks minimum and if I start early I'll get through a whole bottle of scotch

>>150126742
No, but micksperg was

>>150126717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfu46ZGHm-U

>>150126745
wasn't he a bit of a cheap shot merchant?

i am willing to go on the record and declaire that sam mitchell is indeed a genuius

>>150126719
>crows vs brisbane qualifyign final
>crows vs collingwood semi final
straight sets crom

>>150126717
getting daddy cannibal vibes

>hollywood hawks
>don't have one exciting player
a curious thing

My knees cooked and I don’t know why, but I’ve bought barefoot shoes to try out

>>150126717
>uncultured man's idea of being cultured

clarko is proving that coaches dont do shit and all the successful ones are just right place right time

new bunnings girl

>>150126758
this is happening regardless of who they face (unless it's the equally virgin snus)

>>150126753
>came back on field
holy CTE

>>150126749
anything less than 10 standies a night is a light buzz for me

>>150126773
me under the bench iykwim haha

>>150126770
I feel like positional coaches do more and head coaches more like frontmen.

Don't you get brain damage from drinking heavily?

>>150126737
I combo’d 200 days together last year was elite

>>150126770
I think Clarko is more proof that you need a decent or engaged coach/es to tap into to a group's potential. Even though there's some issues with Norf's list they should be performing a lot better than they are by now. Something rotten.

>200
foy

>>150126787
you get brain damage from being born and breathing air

lmao foxfooty just showed a slowmo nick daicos kwab moment

Who are the good guys out of the hawks and pies?

>>150126798
Pies

>>150126787
I think it's a bit of a myth
maybe if you're hardcore alco for 20 years
I think it's just that most alcos are retarded to begin with
there are plenty of intelligent people of history who drank heavily their whole lives and didn't deteriorate that much

I am about to take a Great Leap Forward in my life

>>150126779
nice to know I'm not the only degenerate

>>150126787
where do you think you are?

>>150126788
mammoth numbers

>>150126786
The most successful coaches now are man managers that are able to articulate what their line coaches are instilling into their individual groups into a cohesive and interpretable game plan for the team. Long past the days where the head coach is overseeing everything but you still need a strong head coach overseeing those groups.

>>150126798
Hollingwood

pies are shitcunts but they don't pretend not to be
hawks are shitcunts but pretend to be good guys

Fein walkout is incredibly cringe

I don't support a team, I support particular players.

We don't lose milestone games. Good luck, Dawks

>>150126823
based soccer/basketball watching nigger

My dick is so small I should qualify for dsp

the hollywood hawks are going to crack and burn like James Dean

>>150126823
I remember some years ago a young Aboriginal footy player was being interviewed, he said he doesn't support an AFL team, he just follows and supports other Aboriginal players.

new daicos webm just dropped lads

>>150126829
more like sph iykwim

>>150126833
KWAB

>>150126833
Based Cam

>>150126833
Lads, why's he wearing pink undies?

>>150126829
sorry mate you come in at 4mm above the maximum size for micropenis and dsp funding

obsessed btw

>>150126833
BASED

love penis

>>150126855
good luck tonight darce

Fox is doing my head in. Every little segment they play is so over the top. It's just a game who cares, they act like it's life or death

What happened to the cheap Dominos deals? It's not even that much cheaper to go pick it up anymore. What is going on?

>>150126855
crisp ex misso

>>150126863
You gotta go tuesday during the day

>>150126862
Yeah its all overly dramatic nonsense
I cant stand the video packages they make

wouldnt mind a video of your package iykwim haha

>>150126863
last time i got dominos sisberg did the order online and put the name as apindiq then i had to say yes when the order for a pindick was ready

I am almost at the end of my tether with this sport. It's going in a direction that I don't think I can follow. That highlight package of ginnivans goal celebrations could be the nail in my coffin

>>150126862
holy fuck,imagine having an AFLgf and your teams play each other and you bet her that if your team wins, she'll let you piss on her during sex and then your team wins

Breust as sub is weird af

>>150126879
Your sister sounds funny. Is she hot and single?

Suck my cock

theres two black guys out there

>>150126887
i dont know. she ran away and we've not heard from her in years

>sister makes fun of my penis in front of her friends
yep thats my fetish and she knows it

HEEM SLEEPY

>>150126883
>gf
>sex
she is pure and will be waiting for marriage mate

HOWE did he do that

Howe dead?

Jesus, Howe back for all of 90 seconds. He's fucked.

>Heem Howe in the first minute
FUCK OF TARZAN YOU UTTER SPASTIC

>>150126883
>pissing on your gf
incel tier
>gf pissing on you
chad tier

Did he resign yet kek?

>>150126894
That's sad. I expected that to be a more recent story.

>>150126893
based matt hill

That's a shame

>>150126907
>not pissing on each other (in the shower)

Who’s winning

I like to piss all over myself

get fucked newcombe you fukin dog, come find me after the game mate, didnt get KOd then cause you led with your shoulder dog, but ill fucking make sure you end up in a hospital bed next to howey tonight

>>150126923
There's more to life than footy. Take care of your head and your family

>>150126928
Be careful champ, you'll be front page of the news with posts like that

HEEM whiplash
no Howe = no Pies = no flag

Why are they taking so long

>>150126928
sent this to the mcg text line

jeremy OW!

>>150126928
crisp

The guy driving the cart looks downsy

>>150126940
anything head or neck related they go slow plus game just started

webm ta

>7 minutes in
>0.0.0 vs 0.0.0

>>150126942
I just planted 12 kangaroo paws along my front fence

score sarm farkern goals

>Moore to the Wiz...
>...
>Wiz...
>...
>... WIZ!!

Moore instantly going potato as soon as Howe's off

WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD

Moore is a bit dim, isn't he.

>>150126923
ya mum fuckhead

>>150126965
Crisp piesperg

>The wizard
Are wizards good at football? I thought they specialised in magic

WIZARD. YOU ARE A
STAR
T
A
R

Pies are cooked

I'm going to do a headcount of every pepe on this thread.

Pendles is PISSED

>>150126970
High functioning alcoholic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaWHu6B6Rw4&ab_channel=Amber

Why is Daicos on the bench?

The MRO will ask whether Newcombe had an option to not move towards Howe. If he had 2 options, it will judged as careless

nicks vagina is bleeding

no one posted teams looks like
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1382719/teams-lions-tom-doedee-makes-emotional-return-key-dockers-nat-fyfe-and-alex-pearce-back-port-boosted

I’m bored now, my attention span is fucked

Nick was trying to coach the coach. Fly looked PISSED

The little champion is on the field now!

>doedee
forgot he existed, and that he was at bane now

>what the fuck is wrong with these female commentators
>cut to the box
>it’s unironically two 10 year old boys

Gay Prickcos

>>150127002
>fyfe is still playing

>>150127002
>pearce back to play port
darcy byrne jones finna get heemed again

FRAMPTON YOU FUKKEN SPASTIC

APOLOGISE

>>150126942
>sperm mum

WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD

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there was, and will only ever be, one Wizard. Zoomers know nothing.

Prick Gaycos

Nick is on fire tonight

newcombe you fucking dog cunt
i don't even like howe but fuck newcombe is a vile cunt, plays for frees more than watson and is an absolute flopper

RARE ERROR

Costly fumble that

rare nick daicos error

Is Nick daicos really a champion?
Was that fumble really uncharacteristic?

These rare errors seem to be happening weekly

>>150126990
>tfw no bimbo plant gf to garden with

Why are Hawks so scared to kick the footy forward with four tall fowards and no Howe? They overpossess by hand to frustrating levels.

>>150127023
Warwick Capper?

rare nick daicos turnover

Costly turnover that

holy shit moore is so fucking bad

KWAB useless wog cunt couldn't hit a decent kick in a Chinese street fight

>howie, matt hill and jack riewoldt commentating
yucky
i don't like hill in general but howie is unbearable on pies games

>fumble
>turnover
>turnover

Yep, the fix is in. The AFL have made the call to get Collingwood the win

>>150127051
Howie goes for Hawks so it's an interesting one

Brodie MihoCHECKEM

Neither of these teams will play finals

>>150127055
A fumble isn't a disposal

>>150127057
didn't know that but he's one of the biggest offenders when it comes to commentating nick as if he's the only player on the field, can't stand him for that

>borderlands 4 ad on the led screens
the afl will let anyone advertise these days, huh?

kek nick rattled
goes for the safe 10m kick sideways after all his fuck ups

Hawks shit handballing will cost them the game

nick looks fucking cooked
why do they insist on playing him against the shit teams racking up pointless stats so mcrae can give him coaches votes rather than resting him for important games like this one

pooston we have a problem

>>150126083
Duke Nukem was the fuckhead spastic all along, sniping the main man from minute zilch

I’m seeing double, lads. Four Majak Daws.

They keep mentioning Nick Daicos even when he's not near the ball

imagine driving down the highway and Jade Ellenger's sexy feet whizz past you and the air induction forces her foot pheromones into your nose. id cum in my pants

Moores done him there

He goes out, drinks 10 pints
Get completely plastered
Then gets home, belts his wife
Dirty abo bastard

(To the tune of this old man)

>>150127095
Howie does this so much it's so fucking annoying

How good's test cricket?

>Chol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KfAJ1CS4LI&list=LL&index=93&ab_channel=PenguinPronunciation

>>150127095
They mentioned him 400-something times last week. Seriously.

>>150127083
cunt started on the bench for the first 10. McRae waking up to the fact Josh is infinity better

>>150127093
haha imagine them all plunging off of the bolte bridge

>>150127096
>brake suddenly
>shin, knee and foot all get broken

>>150127096
Pretty ugly foot tbqh.

>>150127113
All feet are ugly

>Hawks win tonight
>Pies win next week
Can just see it now.

>>150127111
good, hate cunts who do this, deserve to have their knee shatter their nose

>>150127096
She's a smelly lesbian

>>150127119
Not bragging but mine are pretty good, not like it does me much good though.

>>150127120
I know this will happen because it fucks my peem and the universe hates me

feel like she gives me signs she likes me

>>150127122
based foot smelling lesbian

>free kick pies
>free kick pies
>free kick pies

Lads, Tim just posted

Lads, Tim just posted?

that was weird

ump tried to rig it
goal ump strong stands his ground

Niggers are so bad at footy

Will Day get a touch?

top kek Ngubu

>>150127150
no but will day LMAO

>>150127147
we dont say that around here champ

DUMB NI

LE GOOEY

GOEY!

Hawthorn will not win a premiership with Chol in their team. Richmond knew this and never let him near a grand final

BASED RAPIST

>>150127156
>>150127158
Dumb Nile Gooey?

you just wanna know those peanut butter vibes

Daicos that seagull chirping for possessions

>gee he's a bit stiff there
>literally took possession and ran 5 metres
fuck up kingy

Maynard kick a goal?

the wizard he turns a clearance into a clearance for the other team

The fix is TRULY in

Steele Sidebottom... Wowee...

PENDLEBURY ACL
CAREER OVER

Steele Sidebottom is a funny name

lmao they pay that a trip but not actual trips defcon 5 on all scumps
>>150127188
deserves it for trying to take boomers record

I could kick it from 50

KFC vs KFC

>>150127119
Simply not true.

Has a sudo won a flag?

just went for a dusk walk around the neighbourhood and passed two houses with ukraine flags out the front

Imagine if Collingwood don't make the 8

PowerfulPies2023 will drive his wheelchair in front of a tram

wtf there's 2 chols

>29 years old
Is it too late for me to fix my life?

>>150127210
suburb?

>>150127203
This bloke won a few >>150126717

>>150127203
A couple of Africans have but no sudos

>>150127214
no mate

>>150127210
sure they weren't woodville-west torrens eagles supporter?

CHOL'D

>pies imploding in real time
>hawks can barely take advantage of it
>both teams are locks for top 8, perhaps even top 4
dead sport
I've committed to watching the rest of the home and away season, no finals, it's all so disingenuous

>>150127210
weird I saw a guy at the shops with their satanic inspired logo on it

wtf there's 3 quaynors

Nice one chol

>>150127214
It’s never too late to try

>>150127225
>hawks are locks for top 8
?

>>150127216
south perth

chol is like the black nick daicos with all these fuck ups

KWAB

>>150127214
no, never. You're a baby in man years.

lmao

>>150126717
hate this cunt so much, classic fool that pretends to be smart but is actually dumb as bricks (and wears fake glasses)
>>150126745
literally known for sniping people but sure

>>150127218
KICK THE NIGGER BITCH OFF THE FIELD

LMAO NICE KICK YOU NI

>>150127206
>>150127206
>>150127206

DUMB NI-

aww sheeeeeeeeiiittt, hell nawwwww dawg

women should play feminine sports like netty not fucking football

Wish the pies would play TJ

WE WUZ KANGS

womnen should plau with my penis iykwim haha

>>150127280
same

>>150127280
Not sure I understand you mate

>>150127280
Elaborate?

WHy isn’t ash johnson playing?

newcombe suspended y/n?

>>150127280
what did he mean by this?

>>150127299
n

>>150127298
y

>>150127299
n

Does cum come from the balls? Like our balls are filled with cum right now?

It's almost embarrassing now that Darcy Moore hasn't come out of the closet. It's 2025, no one cares anymore

>>150127299
no, if anything Howe braced for contact first

Are they booing Nick?

Do you think Howe will get to take any good drugs? That’s always the best part of going to hospital

Still think Jack wants to go the Pies after this?

>>150127335
What makes a drug good?

I am being advertised maccas and kfc simultaneously

>>150127323
nobody cares but the media will go insane when the first faggot comes out. gay players know this and none of them want that drama.

>>150127340
Makes you feel comfy

Which one of you bad bitches is baking?

USELESS MOORE

What are you talking about? Literally everyone cares, people are obsessed with sexuality

fucking moore you are useless my fucking god carried by howe and getting exposed hard now that he's out again FUCKS SAKE

r8 my rap lads

Brayden Maynard
Leek Aleer
Steven May and
Calsher Dear

Calsher dear is legit a great marker

Newcombe is going to learn being a sniper comes with consequences.

it's not the 50s. nobody gives a fuck.

Pretty sure Suckling is gay. Saw him once looking lovingly into another blokes eyes after one of the hawks grand finals. Was a very intimate moment

>Moore getting ridden
bet he loved it

>>150127373
Howes shouldered him you fuckwit lol

people only care about bottoms not tops

Hey, fuckhead, you gonna make a newie or not???

practise makes perfect

new
>>150127408
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>>150127408
i was trying to think of something funny or interesting for the op but couldn't

>>150127155
sorry, football.

>>150127214
Depends on what you want out of life but in most respects, no.