Heemi power

dogshit thread

>>150125322 (OP)
The Weasel's right. Khamzat has basically formed the avengers for this training camp. The question is, can Dricus really defeat the avengers? Only time will tell.

Fuck man I gotta live hear now? Ok *sharts on the floor*

>The champion has a name, Tom. And that name is Ciryl Fucking Gane.
SOON

Oooohhhoooh yeeeeayaaaaaahh

sorry I was playing pokemon

>>150125366
Which one? I'm playing Gold version rn

>looking for le zis?

>>150125357
kek does he really wear pince-nez sunglasses

I am trampled on the sole or another mans shoes
Guess I walked too softly

>>150125373
heart gold/soul silver on pokemmo

>>150125385
I bought a complete in box version of that for 300 dollars but I ended up selling it for meth

>>150125366
>>150125373
>>150125385

>>150125322 (OP)
>farts extremely loud
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Ms. Drew loves her tranny games

>>150125400
left ya frozen like ice punch

>>150125409
Please stop tormenting my life.

I will strike.

I can't wake up

>>150125400
Come on guys... you're telling me "Schaub", who's dad has "German" ancestry... isn't a little... you know... come on.

>>150125451
Schaub said he's as white as they come b. And he specifically shouted that he ISNT helwanish.

>>150125451
Schaub is related to Zellhuber.

>>150125451
schaub could easily be bernthal's brother

I thought schaub was British

what you got Clin?

schaub is called schaub be cause he's brown like poop and schaub is brown like poop beca use poop is brown

>>150125504
Have you ever considered a career in cawlmedy b?

>>150125504
they dont call him big brown for nothing

HE A BIG OL DOO DOO STAIN

Arman Tsarukyan deserves the title shot.

Movsar Evloev deserves a title shot.

Stop ducking and accept your loss with some dignity.

I killed Schaub with a 50-punch combo his last words were "Noooo bappa not the 50-punch combo!"

>>150125524
hey what the fuck this post is against schaub

>>150125482
>>150125476
His mom is white and from England. His Dad 'Schaub" is the one responsible for the olive skin tone. And schaub is a German name with 50/50 being Jewish and Ashkenazi. And his dad has German ancestry. Come on. Pre-bogged brendan is jacked Ariel.

people forget man, Khamzat Chimaev is a marauderrrrrr

>>150125533
What did you do VOLUME punch him motherfucker?

what is a bappa anyway?

>Arman Tsarukyan
>Movsar Evloev
possibly the least intimidating title challengers of all time

>>150125348
>Bro just decided to assemble the Avengers to beat Dricus. He's gonna need it if he's gonna defeat the plot armor of dricus guyshhh.... Will it be enough or will it be Drcus by banana peelsh
How did the weasel get even more cringe I can't finish this video.

bappa smurf wanna lick my ass
yeah lick my ass bitch

Brendan, Brendan Schaub, big fuckin can that sucks Rogan's knob

He tried so hard, he didn't get far, he'd get knocked out by BJ Penn at a bar

WHOOOOOAAAOOOOAA!

I'm Brendan Schaub and I'm here to say

I got knocked out by a 56 year old Brazilian, THE OTHER DAY!!!

Bitch I'm the Smurf-daddy

>>150125569
You have autogynephilia.

Bitch Im the brendaddy

>>150125579
You have sex with men.

Bitch Im the autogyndaddy

they call me The Blender

Since my wife left me I can't feel nothing
So I stuck my dick into the blender just to feel something

>anon: *posts anything*
>bong: Y-YOU WISH YOU WERE A WOMAN!

>>150125599
he's got your number I'm afraid

>>150125599
And we love that. Tremendous work ethic though.

>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

Bitch I'm the Sneedaddy

>>150125504
I’ve heard it both ways.

my dirty diaper panties just exploded playa!

stop indulging sneed’s humiliation fetish

>>150125537
Look at the hairline on that nigga. Brazza tier. Could be Shartkalaev’s cousin for all we know.

>>150125629
We don't sign our posts here playa

>>150125651
Naw fuck that!!

>>150125654

>you ever hear of rose namajunas?

>>150125637
IMA SIGN YO BOOTYHOLE PLAYA!

>>150125657
Love this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe.

What would Chael have done if Anderson hadn't went for a triangle? Food for thought!

>>150125654
You fuck men.

>>150125681
he unironically lost by not winning. same as usmeng in usmeng vs leon 2

I won't.

anyone else is super exited for the potential guru x adin ross colab?

why did schuab call himself big brown?

>>150125694
nah b I have a family

>>150125699
this is just a lifelong misspelling of 'braun' much like 'diraffe'

they will
devour us

come suck this puckered bootyhole before i fart in yo face playa

I call my fists 'Schaub 1' and 'Schaub 2' for maximum elficiency

>>150125692
do anything about it? yeah we know

Schaub got poopoo pants

>>150125699
have you seen his meng?

glowy

is there anything Islam can't do?

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mjawon/islam_is_just_built_differently/

bros posting reddit links

reddit HEEMS 4chan clean

i lowkey boy reddit

joe pyfer is getting abused

abus got tko'd by sean strickland
joe pyfer hits harder than ngannou
you do the math

abus front kicked stoltzfus's head into the twelfth row
pyfer got his little twig arm snapped by stoltzfus and exposed his bussy to get him to stop

Say his name and
He appears
I believe in Joe Pyfer

I turned the lights off and said Joe Pyfer's name three times into the mirror and suffered a devastating split decision loss.

abus got heemed by smelal's coach looney tunes style

say his name and he disappears

I believe in Joe Chama

Connor Is back on the testing pool, please god let him get healthy and sane, i need to see him fight again in the ufc idgas who it Is just put some bum in there for mcgregor because any top 15 kills him

>>150125834
he'll be fighting chandler you goof

chandler shouldn't be ranked though tbf

>>150125834
Conor never fights again

>>150125694
This real? Sounds awesome.

He's here he's here!

>>150125901
fields. now.

Are you all going to play nice today?

>>150125904
Meet me at Piccadilly station once and for all

Gosh darn...losing an bunch of blood hear...going to selp it off see you guys tnmw

>>150125834
He's not fighting in the UFC, he's going to be fighting Perry, or something stupid like that and really get beaten up. What a way to go out, as if it could get any worse wish I was his friend to advise him

>>150125919
he's under contract with the ufc you dribbling retsrd

>>150125922
Hmm, alright, ok, got it.

Well I hope the gang can use their Brains this time and get him someone like Cerone again to put on a spectacular old time performance. Reignite the Mac power and then keep it going. Last chance.

>>150125942
*whipcrack*

Did the yellow Nord tell funny jokes yesterday? When I give myself some respite from this place I always think I might be missing out on something and I have a peak, but this time I stayed true

help

Every time i click on these press videos i want to hear what the fighter says and i cant because the ufc mics are total dogshit 2$ chink shit

>>150126062
>I'm at 100% I'm dialed in
>he's not ready for me
>this camp was amazing
>that stuff he said doesn't bother me
>I'm gonna knock him out
there I summed every one up for you

>>150126074
thx bro

>>150126093
anytime b

djbros?

fighters are being paid less lmao

Woke myself up farting

whats his name?

Alexander Gustafsson

>>150125956
*cracks whip* bring me coffee Toby

DDP is getting submitted like a white belt in the first round

so islam vs khamzat who ya got

>>150126189
WDWTCH lil bro

Jon Jones booty is now forbidden on heem

>>150126227
As long as his BBC is allowed there's no problem

Adin Ross better pray he doesn't run into Zatdaddy

>>150126231
You are a literal somali

Connor McGregor vs Jingliang Li

>>150125348
>cumshot needs to train for 18 months with the finest nuthuggers russia has to offer to even stand a chance of not getting his bamhole inspected in the first round by a retarded boer
damning evidence tbqh

Ilia vs Holloway winner gets all the belts

>>150126162
(º~º) You serious? Following the English saddo.

This is a new low

>>150125636
>Sorry Khamzat fans, mma legend and analyst Brendan Schaub breaks down why Dricus is triple champ material.
https://www.mmafighting.com/2025/8/4/24479800/morning-report-brendan-schaub-dricus-du-plessis-3-titles-heavyweights-not-as-far-a-stretch-for-him

Sneaky a cheeky transparent nose strip on your nose before entering the ring

>>150126327
EXTRA transparent

>>150126324
Schaub's been right on the money as of late

Do you get banned for talking about torrents here?

>>150126322
Isn't it better you're known for being black than a sex pest or circles? Some people would be grateful T

>>150126355
we do not discuss piracy or any other illegal activities related to tko products here

Rose calling me the coach daddy

ic code?

1

>>150126388
Nina must be the most insufferable bitch irl my first side minge is also a small woman who does "art and media" and is obsessed with climbing ladders etc and she's irritating enough

>>150126399
cool story you should kill yourself immediately

>>150126422
Bodied that freak.

>>150126422
Shan't I'm afraid just grooming myself for a day spent getting Nick Diaz'ed and deciding between which of the side pieces irritates me less for nighttime company all while thinking about UFC

>(1)

>>150126443
No one needs to give nearly that much urine why is the madman like this

>>150126449
You've seen the piece he's packing, no way he's going to just provide an effeminate squirt of piss

>>150126369
Following the English saddo

>>150126373
Haha the lawyers have seeped into this place too

>>150126399
Remember to put her down occasionally. It's mandatory

>>150126529
Divide and conquer won't work Tobes I'm not getting involved in your fight with whipbro had to make my own coffee hope you're pleased with yourself

fluffy is a slow blender
jiri is a fast blender
any other examples

Next he's going to be following trannie redditors with their lingo. I lose more respect for him every day

Behave or you'll never get the vocaroo or meng pic

>>150126541
DIVIDE? what do you mean, you've got some kind of relationship with him? Man quit while you're ahead, you're exposing yourself as a weirdo. I'd spit in your coffee anyway so count yourself lucky.

And that Lemonade I made you the other day, yikes, look forward to the health problems

>>150126564
You'll never give me anything anyway, you're a stuck up little woman

shut up

>>150126570
Meaning I picture of his slags, obviously not his penis, I didn't amend the post in time after noticing that part

name one good fighter
>uhhhhhhhhh GSP, khabib, jon jones
nope

>>150126581
Ciryl Gane.

>>150126574
For what purpose

>>150126578
Alright you're getting uppity and I am a fair stable master I'll give you a treat sometime over the next two days, now fetch us the paper will you Toby

can you freaks stop doing your master and slave erotic roleplay routine

Toby let the doordash punjab out he's whinging in the hallway

>>150126324
Schaub said Dricus was 6'4 on the jaxxon podcast and was probably bigger than him. Likely basing it on the pic with dricus standing next to bisping.
Don't know how everyone still gets fooled by photo mogging. Conor does it habitually. It's the only reason he looks big. All you do is sneak up an inch or 2 closer to the camera and you appear taller than whoever you're standing next to. Dricus isn't that big.

forgot i was soaking my carbon steel pan and fucked the seasoning i just put on it
impending suicide

>>150126658
le seasoning is a meme

>>150126612
Keep your shit, it's not wanted. I even offered to pay you and you still acted like a little girl. Even innocent young girls and nudes after a bit of sweetening up, even they are not as precious as you. What a fag

toby's noncing again

Ratlip scared of a cold now.

Not even leaving the house.

Fear in his eyes.

Shite in the jocks.

Things are NOT looking good for Makhachev. I fear a future at welterweight in PFL after losing to JDM, sad as it is.

>>150126641
Cope
He whitesplodes his spinal column upwards to gain 2 inches

>>150126707
No pleasing some, you'll change your tune though

Finland you are a bullshit

>>150126388
Ugly brown goblin bitch turned my monitor on

>>150126809
Turn your mains electric back on

>>150126589
You go first.

>>150125378
Humble Highs

Powerful.

>>150127082
Is this bitch 6’1? How does she weigh 150+

>>150126765
Long term steroid use heems your immune system

Humility arc over. Tone finna bleem every nigga on sight here on out

>>150127082
Schizo

>>150127082
Absolutely would

>>150127313
Daring today are we

>>150127230
She’s at least 6’ yeah

>>150127230
she is tall and also getting THICK

>>150127353
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

>>150126961
he gets submitted in humble ways too

>>150127353
HNNNNNNNNG
>>150127325
Every day I try to die at the hands of my balls bappa

AGP

Astute Gane Post

Ringside with Merle watching Poatan Ank II

Heavier man lack of skill

>>150127720
Care to extrapolate?

>>150127744
fat niggas cant fight

>>150127744
The opposite of lighter man skill = heavier man lack of skill.

>>150127757
>>150127764
Is there a racial component to this like a lighter Whiter fighter versus a DC (FAT!) for example

I see you, nigga.

>>150127353
Post more

>>150128068
More

>>150128076
Fuck off, you know you don't reply to me ever

Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

>>150128089
Sorry if you feel unwanted, I'll be sure to respond to you more often ;)

WOODCHIPPER

Ackalaev went to a life-and-death back-and-forth close controversial decision with Rakic.

Worse than that he lost to Paul Craig of all people

>>150126422
Harsh, but fair

Giving backshots to Merle while we watch Ankdaddy TKO Pooatan at UFC 320

>>150128265
What the hell

i really hope khamzat beats ddp in spectacular fashion
shuts up all haters once and for all
heem will be in shambles for months

Drucus is the throat GOAT

>>150128400
?

>>150128357
That's the Swede who gets drunk on Pisco Sours at 2PM. He doesn't represent all of us....

>>150128382
ddp is the one who still isn't respected. the doubters believe he's incapable of doing better than gilbert burns.

>>150128418
>2PM
what a fucking cazzie, if you're not half cut by 10am lower your tone when speaking to me

>>150128453
problem is khamzat is too good in wrestling
ddp has no answer to this
he will get submitted

>>150128418
Sounds finnish
>>150128479
Sounds finnisher

>the aids patient who went life and death with the washed corpse of gilbert burns will submit THE living embodiment of retard strength
fershur b

>>150128487
the khamzat doubters believe he'll do well at first but eventually fade and lose a dogfight.
the dricus doubters believe he'll do no better than khamzat's easiest wins.
let's just be clear on who has more to silence.

>>150128453
Heemtards have been riding du piglets dick since he went life and death with -1 fight winstreak Izzy

>>150125537
Julius Schaub was a high ranking nazi officer, Schaub was busted sponsoring a company with logos that have Nazi imagery recently

>>150128539
that is a funny way of saying that even after defending the middleweight belt against israel adesanya he's still dismissed by many.

>>150128193
I'm telling you not to speak to me, not complaining that you don't. Not sure how this confusion has come about because I told you you're banned months ago. Keep a note of this

Why are the helwanis trying to claim are Schaub

>>150128248
Rakic is an animal, learn and watch tape my man

>>150128568
*osculates you amorously*

>>150128592
Don't mind our Tobias he is in a bit of a mood today

>>150128572
Greed and jealousy i reckon, they are known for that

Steve Erceg has a legitimate chance of becoming the first triple champ

Why tf was schaub at the furherbunker?

>>150128537
That’s the nature of Khamzat’s style. If he wins it’s going to be an absolute drubbing. The fight becoming competitive automatically favours Dricus

We've seen Khamzat fade when presented with jacked up white boy energy. See his match versus Gilbert Burns

>>150128248
rakic made jiri look like a regional fighter before he fluked a heem

What makes Dricus special is his ability to have what it takes

>"My pick? Got to be Khamzat bro? Dudes a frickin beast!"

>>150128537
anything can happen but my prediction is DDP will have trained maximum on that first round onslaught and will try to survive

khamzat anticipates this, will trade punches for a while
ddp loosens up or is constantly on edge for that shoot
khamzat shoots anyway
ddp has no answer
gets submitted

don't get me wrong
ddp is good
but khamzat is too good on the ground
ddp can't do TD, can't wrestle well
no matter how big he is, he will get wrestle fucked if he can't get up
and he won't get up

screenshot this

If it goes the distance I favour the fighter who has what it takes. If he takes his opponents the distance it's about who can go. Whoever goes and takes it will take it and go.

>>150128742
Bookies post here you know. I'd keep these things secret man

>>150128809
Beautiful cooking volk, I can taste the cat feces just like ma

im not getting married i got too much money

>>150128731
it's the unearned jump from "khamzat will be able to wrestle dricus" to "therefore he finishes him" that will be your downfall. if dricus has "trained maximum on that first round onslaught" then submission defense will be the thing he's focused on the most. that's where the underestimation comes in. dricus has more submissions than ko/tkos. he is as much a grappler as a striker. and he always does his homework, with a very smart team. there's just no reason to be confident in him dropping the ball against a guy who has failed to submit opponents before.

>>150128592
Kys you're one of the least likable characters here, not surprising since you're Swedish

>>150128605
And what kind of Toblerone would that be?

>>150128838
that's also what robert did and look where it got him
you really underestimate how good khamzat is
just look at the breathing of robert when khamzat got him, he completely messes up, loses composure
the pressure is unreal

but we will see
i honestly thought the fight was this weekend because of all the interviews coming out!!

>>150128864
>And what kind of Toblerone would that be?
Can't stop laughing at this. Most effectuous jape, my friend.

>>150126473
Why do americans speak same language as you guys but never this funny?

>>150128886
I don't get it, there shouldn't be anything funny about it, it was just a question

Abus vs Pyfer
Dusseldorf vs Philly
Spear vs Broadsword

Favorite poster in heem?

For me, gotta be the Brit with the uproarious Toblerone comment. His sheer walla-walla is unmatched.

>>150128924
I'm going with myself.

>dricus by fucking killer rape mode nigga swag style!

>>150128893
They lack the linguistic zest of a jacked up brit

>>150128930
I say this but I look slightly different

>>150128884
i just can't put that much stock into the rob fight. he is a known ball dropper. i think it's way, way more likely to go like burns and usman, except dricus has the tools (and the 5 rounds) to change the outcome.

Rob is flushed, he can't eat solid foods and spends his days playing Skyrim as a female character

/heem/'s potential is sucked out because of the lack of audio in webms

What the FUCK is wrong with Dana?

>go to bed
>only miss 80 posts
smdh

Islam's run has aged really bad. The competition in 2024 is just not at the same level as today. I think Paddy Pimblett is the GOAT at the moment

fuck forever

I'm so clever and wise

I still don't get it, I genuinely don't know why my comment would be amusing.

Anyway it takes a real weirdo to lie about calling someone a name and then when confronted tell them it only means Toblerone

Everytime i post pic rel, finland disappears, shit you not

>>150129040
it was always bad. nigga fought peahead and #12 ranked in his own division and we're supposed to believe he was ever p4p higher ranked than pantoja

>>150129115

>>150129118
He beat prime king green

An ending fitting for the start

>>150128924
I too enjoy Toby's gems

>>150128950
Rapedbert was peicing up poo Plessis before the fluke finish albeit

>>150128910
I think it will be better for pyfer's career to lose this one so he can be more grounded and less emotional in his next big fights, a story win some would say

oh heemster put the pipe down

>>150129174
zatcels thinking this makes dricus look bad says it all, really.

https://x.com/laertevianamma/status/1953456909257777390

Charles v. Fiziev booked. It might be truly over for Charles. Fiziev has really good TDD and is the better striker with KO power

>>150125530
True. Do you think Evloev beats both Pico and Silva?

Pozztaker took down Pigus.

>>150126062
Dolidze is the most Blackbeard looking dude of all time

>>150129201
It makes Du Piggy look like a raped bitch (xhe is).

are you guys gonna play heemfield 6?

I HATE THEM

>NO YOU CAN'T PULL OUT 8 HOURS BEFORE THE FIGHT NO AND NO AND NO, MAKE WEIGHT NOW
>brazza i liddle bit try rizz up nina

>>150129280
>dricus has teeth that don't break like toothpicks when pressed on
zatsisters...

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1953468368922849619

Aaaaaaaaaaand he disappeared, told y'all

One more flush for the poo donx

>>150129319
Bad matchmaking, Cub swanson is still in the company, they should have made a revenge fight

Favorite toblerone?

I'm partial to the white chocolate my self

>>150129115
>>150129312
>finland didn't post between the hours of 5:20pm and 5:50pm
woah

>>150129301
Me too bruder hh

i don't like the odds of charles showing up unflushed. i fear a wheelkick heem i'm afraid.

>>150129308
Du Piglet has a wonk snout and prolapsed bacon bussy that will both be geysering Zatdaddy's spunk I'm afraid.

Cub is a crafty vet though, i still see him KWABing shartles the pussy ape

>>150129333
I much prefer superior finnish chocolate

Charles "Poo Bronx" Oliviera

>>150129335
Bupropiggy was depressed so he was busy lifting wet wipes to old man ass.

>>150129335
Tbf Clozaraped usually diarrhoeas out an incoherent dingleberry diatribe on Heem every couple minutes

>>150129346
Talmbout the chocolate chunks you chug out dementia diapers?

>>150129351
>>150129352
>hivemind focused on poop
jew or jeet?

>>150129346
Nothing like a spot of Marabou I feel you brother

>>150129352

>>150129340
i don't think so, pal.

>>150129365
Clozapig wipes and snacks on any dementia dookie.

>>150129319
Fucking atrocious matchmaking but at least the fight could be fun

Nigger

>>150129376
A TWC got Du Piggy's snout in a twist.

Zatdaddy will have Gapedcus sneezing up pozz juice for a decade.

Wouldn't (follow them)

>>150129414
do you remember that 1 sub loss on usmeng's record that everyone rightly dismissed as irrelevant? he was 26. dricus was 20.

>>150129439
>b-but Usdaddy!!!

Piggy white boys can't help it I can't blame y'all.

First one to shoot is a dusty bitch

>>150129439
Usmeng is in fact a bum who lost to Leon Nwords twice

Usdaddy didn’t need a rematch to beat strickraped

>>150129439
why are you trying to have serious discourse with him

>>150129457
Factual.

>>150129422
it cannot be done

Usman was knocked unconscious by Leon Edwards of all people

>>150129460
Why you still keepin' ya dead daddy's thong in ya mouth?

>>150129468
Will you wipe Pigus’ DDPs after his Zatdaddy permanently prolapses him?

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

Ms. Raped-1 must've taken Clozapig's bupropion xhe's been so docile and buckbroken to Tumblr memes.

>>150129468
Part of why I quasi-boy Usman. He had 4 rounds and chose to stay standing rather than cage hump or sniff.

But that is not the cloth from which he is cu-OOOHHH

>>150129460
i already have these points in my head and wait for excuses to post them. i can't just spam dricus propaganda unprompted.

fluffy hernandez is a bum

UFC FIGHT KIT

>>150129511
Bet on dolidoodoo then

is fluffy the one with the leg kicks?

Props for knowing who fluffy is

>>150129572
no he wrestles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46x6Cp5UIqg

ufc posted his win streak as a comp on their channel

>>150129580
Stop now and save yourself the bother, you're only going to stop this Gimmick in a few months when it goes nowhere

So Arman title shot confirmed?

>>150129622
Hopefully it's Paddy

I've come to realise this place is just a ground to sharpen your arguing skills, poorly disguised as an MMA enthusiast general

>we started 2025 with the potential for Jones/Aspinall, Topuria/Islam, and DDP/Khamzat
Now there’s only one left. It’s probably the most compelling MW title fight of all time, only other two that comes close are Weidman Rockhold and Izzy Periera rematch

>>150129620

>>150129622
Terrified Topiglet is afraid of Arman, sadly.

>>150129642

>>150129620
*cracks whip*
Set the table it's dinner time

>>150129657
Did another old man dookie in his Depends?

>>150129664
*cracks whip*
You get back to the fields

>>150129645
Props for knowing who Weidman is

>>150129651
I honestly honestly think his Brian just configured different, maybe plain dumb as well but I've realised it can all be boiled down to him just being an idiot

>>150129673
Does lifting a whip cure your depression too or only lifting the wet wipe to the old man ass?

>I honestly honestly think his Brian just configured different

>>150129688
All white people look like this.

>>150129686
*cracks whip*
Fields

its up
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1mk20q1/du_plessis_vs_chimaev_fight_trailer/

>>150129688
We don’t post selfies while devouring dementia cookies

>>150129622
you thought fiziev beating some bum after losing 3 in a row would earn him a title shot?

>>150129450
>UFC 268: Usman vs. Covington 2 was a mixed martial arts event produced by the Ultimate Fighting Championship that took place on November 6, 2021, at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York, United States.
>2021

Not even cracking the whip at the creature it would do no good

Striking sports generally attract more chads, while jiu jitsu is for nerds. You go into any mma gym and you just KNOW who’s there for striking classes and who’s there to grapple. Biggest differences are seen when you go to a pure boxing gym versus a jiu jitsu place

>>150129696
Does lifting your legs up to flick your clitty to dementia dookie cure your depression, bupropiggy?

>>150129700
TBF Terrified Topiglet usually fights guys on one fight win streaks

>>150129716
No one understands your clozegro swahili

>Topuria 155lbs Champion
>JDM 170lbs Champion

>>150129727
You're not no one you're a depressed pizza piggy!

>>150129714
Wrestledaddies dominate striclitties albeit

I weigh 220lbs and I would fuck you up

England is worthy of a rangeban.

hmm none of this seems on topic matter of fact it seems off topic

I'm so fucked up man. I haven't eaten since friday because of phagophobia. German health system is full of cock sucking bastards that just annoy and confuse and blame you. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>150129652
Arman doesn't deserve. He took food off of Ilia's and Dana's tables.

>>150129762
for me, it's phago orange

Clozapiggy gets weally weally sad if he can't lift old man DDP for a snack!!!

>>150129762
I got Faygophobia, man what a disgusting fucking drink

>>150129749
Wrestlers would do better against boxers than jiu jitsu guys because they can actually shoot a double leg. Jiu jitsu only teaches clinch grappling so good luck getting in close when the striker is lighting you up as you come in

>>150129765
I don't think he took old man dementia dookie from their tables thoughmorealbeitso.

>>150129762
Get a BBC daddy to bust some creamy loads straight down ya throat

>>150129762
>waiting an entire week before boarding the cheapest plane to Spain for free healthcare
ngmi

>>150129113
>>150129319
>>150129622
Rape Diego Lima and ChuteBoxe

>>150129786
I want to lick Adesanya's armpits.

>>150129802
health care here is free but the hospital wanted to keep me and stick tubes up my stomach and noses even though i know it's anxiety related
why did i turn out to be such a fucking faggot man God help me

>>150129827
You can't just eat food buddeh?

is bryan callen funny? if so why did he allow schuab to ruin his career?

>>150129838
no its like i forgot how to swallow, drinking is hard too

>>150129824
Same.

>>150129840
he did it as a joke

>>150129845
You have rabbies its over

>aight, now me finna train you right as a joke mon
soon.

Lightweight has always been a shit division it’s just that Khabib was a generational talent so he elevated its status for a while

>>150129877
This only begs the question just how good was Tibau?

Real one kino is back

>>150129840
nah Callen was horrible on MadTV, Schaub actually revived his useless career for a bit.

>Hazmat, I am going to cold you.

>>150129892
rare good guy izzy

>>150129896
sasso was the only decent cast member

>>150129827
Grok says you need psychotherapy whatever that means

>>150129840
>>150129896
wasn’t that the same guy on rogan’s podcast who was talking about how if you fuck with him your jiu jitsu rank won’t matter because he’ll come to your house and see red?

>>150129917
>going to cold you

>>150129840
He was good on Ten Minute Podcast as the punching bag.

>>150129923
yeah he always tries to act tough

>>150129935

>>150129917
>dialated pupils
he’s ready to heem in that picture

>>150129953
What the Swedish climate does to a guy

Dricus, I'm gonna take you down and drain you dry? You're gonna keep coming and coming till you have nothing left, zero, comprende?

r8 my trashtalk

>>150129982
yeah

>>150129968
I think you mean suck off Sean Strickraped for 50 minutes.

how does piss sleeves ground game hold up

>>150129892
Costurd is such a BBC slut for his Daddysanya

>>150130016
bigly

aldo wouldve done this to conor in the rematch

UFC has been dropping some bangers lately, the new few months looks decent. Have they made up for the JJ & Aspinall ordeal?

Leon Niggers

>>150130039
not only would he not've done that, he would've gotten slept 10x as hard and shat his pants immediately afterwards

chuck liddell has this yt channels where he's sits with literally every fighter ever and they watch ko clips, I'm glad I found it.

>>150130066
this is a minor-friendly board, dude. quit with that stuff.

>>150130052
try reddit

>>150130066
great post

arman reminds me a bit too much of khabib same with merab

>>150130065
Say It Isn't So?

>>150130083
fuckoff pom, your peanut brain can't handle actual mma talk

>>150130016
I just hope fighters keep beating Oliveira so he can't get anymore horrible tattoos

>>150130082
n i g g e r

this is messed up man
https://x.com/ChampRDS/status/1953494198721695813

Khamzat has pulled out of the fight

>>150130117
if you run up on belel in chiraq its on sight

khamzat has jut pulled back in

>>150130117
Yup Belal vs Pyfer is the fight to make

>>150130117
What did Dricus do? Exist while white?

>>150130117
Chills...

Du Piglet's clitty just leaked...

>>150130153
he tweeted good job jack and tagged belal the milli second the last round ended

belal has 0 pull in chicago

Shavkat vs. Islam at 170. Who wins?

>>150130117
Hopefully Chicago shows Belal some of that chi-town love when some "crazed UFC fans" shoot his stupid towel head ass to death, what a fucking mark, saying Chicago is my town is like saying those turds in the toilet are mine proudly

Chicago, Palestine

Chiraq has a Belal day

>>150130143
Based hope that faggot gets brutally heemed by joe

>>150130117
lil bro must still be suffering from the CTE Jack Della gave him, forgot he's Canadian now

>>150130183
yeah they stopped that the second he lost the belt

>>150130166
What a monster.

>>150130183
The mayor of Chicago is not a serious person. He's on record saying that black people are the most empathetic and caring of all people. That's a quote!

>>150130172
Pre injury? Shavkhat. Now? Idk all I know is he’s going to be gone for over a year by the time he gets by the time he gets back and probably won’t be the same. Garry wins the rematch

>

Laldaddy got ya bacon bussies throbbin'.

isn't the mayor of Chicago that little black alien lady?

>>150130221
nah b they upgraded to a black man with glasses and pocket squares

>>150130215
Canadian's officially have a ranked fighter, they are finally allowed to post in /heem/

>>150130215
Zatdaddy's BBC print lives inside Shittaker's root canal I'm afraid.

The Mayor of canada is Belal Muhammad

Clitus doesn’t leave his gated community without bodyguards

>>150130221
no it was, now it's some equally retarded black man that doesn't do anything but embezzle money, cry about white people and demand rights for illegals, same old same old

>>150130221
No they replaced that fucking retard with another democrat retard. Chicago, LA, and NY get what they fucking deserve continually voting for democrats despite openly complaining how shit their city is

The state of this thread

>>150130244
Austin Metcalf got his pork pulled.

Belal is the president of the lake of Canada

The thread of this state

I'm the mayor of /heem/. Today is officially Matt Hughes appreciation day.

I forgot Belal existed to be quite honest lol, it's a weird phenomenon in modern mma. Chama, Belal, they lose and poof it's like they were never there

>>150130247
>looks at lgbt rate
the state of your fucking country you faggot

>>150130117
What his problem is Dricus?

>>150130245
Ya daddy died from ya DDP being thrown in his mouth while you was ridin' him.

>>150130228
Funny you say that, their only ranked fighter is a bloke who looks like Belal

>>150130245
holy shit so I was actually still behind a mayor? It's hard to keep up with places that have been shitholes for the past 60 years

>>150130266
Pereira is probably gonna have a hard falloff if he loses to Ank again. He had his run

china

>>150130266
You have sex with men (canine and human).

>>150130271
Not surprised their only fighter is of a middle eastern ethnicity, Canada up to there old tricks.

>>150130266
Topturo is next on the chopping block I lament

Steve erceg's humble beginnings

Belel should be cut

>>150130277
sucks for Alex cause Ank is one of those fighters absolutely no one will give a shit about except whatever inbred village he came from

>>150130283
Ireland literally has 0 fighters

>>150130290
Hopefully Jiri beats Rountree and then heems Ank while never having to face Periera again because he gets heemed by the next contender

>>150130283
Don't say that, you'll trigger the jeets

i got word

>>150130293
They have garry, but I am actually Australian so read em and weep take the L

>>150130289
he's already Jewish

>>150130276
You're too poor to afford housing there don't even worry.

>>150130311
zhang weili is my champion

zhang weili loses to escalator via KO (death)

>Jireddit Prolapsedka

Piggies down BAD, huh?

>>150130311
oh a little Maori boi

why did ankalaev never get revenge on the fighter who strangled him?

>>150130343
at least post the webm

>>150130347
me when the vaccine evaporated my soul and now i cant go to heaven

>>150130354
He’s not 42 yet like king mo was when Jiraped finally agreed to fight him again

Jireddit's clitty still leaks from Edaddy's dickdown.

who the fuck is edaddy

>>150130370
Mo literally ducked the rematch
lol he retired Mo like a bitch

>>150130381
godaddy's brother, a real heemer

Jamahal Hill? whatever happened there?

>>150130381
ed edd and edaddy

>>150130392
Jireddit ducked he bacon bussy into he Modaddy's BBC obelisk I'm afraid.

>>150130392
Brutal tko on the losing streak geriatric
However prime Modaddy left Jireddit leaking his chocolate chunks

God I can't wait to see Leon get brutally heemed

hoes calling me the edaddy

>>150129688
HAHAHAHAAH!

>>150130319
Mine too

>>150130347
>one guiness
>drunk

>>150130347
do irish niggas really be getting drunk on guinness
i down like 2 and i'm not even drunk but i feel like throwing up cause it's so heavy

>>150130442
Did you find an old man ass to lick so you feel good about yourself, sad piggy?

freak? bodied

>>150130474
Wow you're a beast but you're also a pussy. I can't decide. Can we get a vote

>>150130486
Sad piggy!

>>150130499
>>150130499
>>150130499

>>150125348
Dricus' team is basically the X-Men. Cameron Saaiman is essentially nightcrawler