Thread 150125778

Gonna finna boutta win da owl sub edition

TOP NFL HEADLINES - Wednesday August 6th

Rodgers 'on board' for preseason opener, if asked
ESPN acquiring NFL Network, RedZone from NFL
NFLPA gets clarity: Players' own smelling salts OK
Kelce on SB loss: 'Thrown that thing in the trash'
Vrabel bloodied after jumping into practice scrum
Giants' Nabers: Less practice 'part of the plan'
Tua: Appointment to sports council 'an honor'
Jaguars unsure of Armstead's status for Week 1

Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5lDVpyjkuhE&si=opAx24wCtZltz0Qy

Cam Ward is a bust

• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (.000)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>150125791
Fewer Super Bowls than Tom Brady

What do you think Gruden told him here?

>>150125800
>you'd be the best cotton picker on the plantation 200 years ago

Realistically if the cowboys moved dak, much and cd what kind of haul could they get? They have 0% chance of winning the owl with their current roster so why not move all these expensive bums that don't contribute to winning?

You DO realize that dem 'ders are winning it all, right?

First for excited for my niners :)

>>150125812
You ain't got a cakewalk schedule this year, bud.

>>150125812
>not skins
Not anymore you fucked it all up now

>>150125800
>TRAVIS HUNTER.... gollyyyyy. I tell ya what man your game against Oklahoma State last year was something else. TEN catches..... TWO Touchdowns........ aaaaand a freaking INTERCEPTION?!? You're incredible man. That tape got me feeling NICEY

>>150125832
Lol

>>150125800
Travis Hunter shoves dry erase markers up his ass

My Steelers :)

What players peak do you wish lasted longer.
For me it was Jamaal Charles. This guy's peak was mount Rushmore tier RB. Body couldn't keep up with him though.

>>150125952
Tom Brady's
He was taken from us far too soon, he could've gotten 10, ah ha ha ha 10! Rings by 50 but Giselle divorced queen mugged him

>>150125952
Jerry rice, every year I'm left wondering how far he could've really pushed it

>>150125971
>>150125952
This but unironically, could you fucking imagine if the defenseless receiver rule happened 10 years earlier? Jerry rice might've retired at 50 Ong

>>150125952
For me it's Randy Moss but his career was ruined since he got stuck with game managers like Tom Brady.

>say Bo Nix is HIM
>p-p-please don't make me....
>say Bo Nix is HIM
>n-no i won't say th-
*bang*

>>150125991
Thanks for reminding me Bo Nix statpadded against the Chiefs practice squad.

My teams is better than your team.
> bu..but.
Nope

17 more hours until priseason starts and my bungles meme there way into a le fast season start!

Hershey Squirts when he doesn't have eight all pros on offense for a millisecond

>>150126060
T R U T H
N U K E

>>150125952
Aldon Smith
Jalen Hurd (poor dude got hurt in the pre season)

fattmutt mutthomo when his 10 all pros got hurt earlier in the year but then all came back for the super bowl anyway, except of course for the wide receiver who the mutt himself killed via knee explosion

I have a massive lactation fetish and hence I am wondering if my emotional attachment to the Arizona Cardinals has been a mistake. I did not check which fandom has the biggest booba and whilst AZ strikes me as tit country I am now panicking because what if theyre flat? I assume going with a blacker geographical region might be the way to go if sheer tit volume maxxing is of interest but I dont care for fat tits on fat women. Have I fucked up?

>>150126101
Lol

>>150126101
>got hurt earlier in the year but then all came back for the super bowl anyway
Just because they were back does not mean they were playing at 100%.

Fentadelphia really did have the Mickiest path of all time to the Owl last season.
>Green Bay practice squad with Love throwing to janitors
>Old Man Shatford in the snow (and came within a cunt hair of losing)
>A fucking rookie QB
>A heavily-depleted team with a negative point differential
And this Mickey path was enabled by having a Mickey 30th SoS in the regular season.

>>150126143
Mexicans don't have a lot of boob, you goofed.

Broderick Jones is singlehandedly going to keep the Zero Playoff Wins Streak alive, isn't he?

>>150126169
FUCK! Latinas love me though

>>150126205
Out of bounds. Dirty hit.

>>150126212
>>150126214
Wrong.

>>150126220
Put your glasses on.

>>150126212
wrong

>>150126238
>>150126257
Cry about it.

>>150126224
take the mutt's cock out of your mouth

fuck the iggles
fuck bradysknee
fuck temujin
fuck the webm spammer
fuck the weeaboo rams fan
fuck the steelers ai slopper
fuck the italian statfag
the kiwi is cool tho

>>150126155
and there it is

my Bengals finna boutta win Superbowl 60, bless

>>150126353
3>1>2>4>>>5

>>150126381
They dont want you lil bro

>>150126385
They dont get a choice, bud.

Temujin is my wife.

>>150125952
Terell Davis so Jake the Snake Plummer would be a superbowl champion so you wouldn't use him in arguments against Tom Brady

>>150126267
fuck the iggles
fuck bradysknee
temujin is alright
the webm spammer is cool
fuck the weeaboo rams fan
fuck the steelers ai slopper
the italian statfag is cool
fuck the kiwi

Fixed.

>>150126353
>Bald-als

>>150126425
>Akshually, thats SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Kenny Pickett!
Why is this such a perpetually repeated joke? It's not like he's the first backup QB to ever win a Super Bowl. In fact, it happens every year.

treating team stats as individual stats is a surefire way to reveal you don't know ball

>>150126446
Based and true pilled

>>150126446
>stats

>>150126425
Jokic would make a good qb, arm strenght, accuracy, passing, size it's all there

>>150126353
Americans cant suffer

>>150126267
Fuck off sneak

i'm sorry the eagles winning the super bowl ruined your stupid summer qb arguments

raiders play today

Iggz play today

this bussy plays today

>>150127001
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

>>150126683
Sorry :(

>>150126155
Kelce was so pissy after this game. He went straight to the tunnel after the game ended and the Broncos started blasting Taylor Swift in the stadium kek

>>150127762
He actually started blasting Jackson Mahomes while Taylor slept with Shannon Sharpe

>>150125800
you smell a lot better than most black people

>>150125800
>yeah they ousted my judge and put their own judge in because I won every other lawsuit up until then, I had them man!
>nah, fo' real? Why they do you like dat?

We have FOOBAWL today bros
>Bengals vs Eagles
Actually a kino preseason game. Burrow and their offense will be supposedly playing multiple series against eagles defensive players trying to secure a spot. Also Tanner McKino should be playing which is always fun
>Colts vs Ravens
Anthony Richardson could do some Will Levis tier shit which could be funny
>Raiders vs Seahawks
You could see both team's starting offenses go because theyre with new.

>>150128101
>We have GLORIFIED PRACTICE today bros
ftfy

>>150128101
is Baltimore playing any of their starters?

>>150128128
No idea
>>150128122
Yes.

>>150125800
...So then I had a pen, and I had a pineapple...

>>150128128
Also Sirianni hasn't said if the Eagles starters will play, but a lot of defensive jobs and 2nd string spots are still up for grabs so Fangio should be playing them against the Bengals starting offense.

Bengals playing starters

Bengals remind me of india too much. I cannot not hate this team

>>150128222
Gonna laugh when one of them get injured.

>>150128239
They're supposed to be the Bengal tigers, not the Bengali people

>>150125791
>>150125793
Fewer interceptions than Tom Brady

>>150126212
Look where the first down marker is. The defender was justified to go flying in there

>>150125952
Football was genuinely more fun and less gay to watch in 360p on tube tv

>>150126101
Gaylen Sharts when his playoff opponents have a starting left tackle and wr1

>>150126101
>>150128501

>>150128417
bradyfags when someone says brady has the most interceptions
>yeah thats true
mahomesfags when someone says brady is 2-0 against mahomes in the playoffs
>THAT DOESNT MATTER IT WAS RIGGED LOSING A COINFLIP IS NOT LOSING DEE FORD GOT REFBALLED HE HAD FOUR BACKUP LINEMEN ITS NOT FAIR THAT DOESN'T COUNT HES THE BEST EVER AT AGE 29

>>150128556
Both those games were actually refballed, don't be a nigger. The only fanbase that gets to blame refs for playoff losses to Mahomes is Bungholes btw

>>150128320
and where do bengal tigers live? Think hard now

>>150128623
in the cincinnati zoo

>>150128239
>>150128320
>>150128623
The point of the name is the letter B. To reference Paul Brown. That's it

>>150128589
oh they're still mad

>>150125952
RG3

>>150128641
>refs give my team a free 3rd down re-do
i sleep
>refs call an obvious offside against my team
REAL SHIT

>>150125952
LeSean McCoy in philly. Chip Fatty is a retard.

>>150125778 (OP)
>image uses old logo and helmet for every team
>except the Seahawks
My 'tism ain't likin it

We are less than 13 hours from Jalen Milroe kino

>>150126425
Dookie bros...

>>150126415
The Italian is by far the worst poster on here now that the Kiwi has called the fuck down this last week. I'm going to slit his nuts off as soon as I find out who he is and where to find him, same with you

Where's Bahamanon?
Is he gonna an hero when Tua has another concussion?

>>150126267
>>150126415
I will fuck you up like Vrabes did that uppity Reds**ns cunt.

>>150128756
You'll do nothing.

>>150128772
How are you handling Maye comparing Vrabel to Trump?

I fucking hate preseason bullshit games but like a junkie fuck I'll be tuning in to the sucker shit today fuck

>>150128723
stfu, chomo.

>>150128779
Did he imply Vrabel was a sex offender who raped children?

>>150128651
You got RG4 now, change that dogshit turf and maybe this one will last longer

>>150128781
You got DAZN or just using free streams?

>>150125952
Bob Sanders
Kam Chancellor

Bussy

>>150128875
>we're the browns
>but orange

>>150128899
They aren't named after the color, the are named after a legendary football coach named Paul Brown, who liked orange (Bengals are orange for the same reason)

But the Browns, even though they have nothing to do with the color brown, actually do wear brown. Their colors are brown and orange

Dark Brown
PANTONE: PMS Black 4 C
Hex Color: #311D00;
RGB: (49, 29, 0)
CMYK: (1, 33, 85, 94)

Orange
PANTONE: PMS 2028 C
Hex Color: #ff3c00
RGB: (255, 60, 0)
CMYK: (2, 93, 100, 0)

>>150128899
They used to be called the Whites before the NFL was desegregated

>>150128899
cleveland oranges sounds pretty gay tbqh

>>150128933
Shame the Redskins didn't have any great enough to name their team after. The Washington Gibbs?

>>150128964
Gibs?

>>150128958
>>150128963
Should be called the Cleveland River Fire

>>150128933
But they do wear brown.

>>150128677
>refs overturn fraudy int when it's a one score game
I sleep
>refs dont use a plebbit screenshot to spot the 4th failed qb sneak of a game
biggest rigjob in sports history

>>150128979
they can be the cleveland fire waters and have a big injun head as their logo

>>150128979
for me it's the Cleveland Steamers

>Jerry Jones is performatively mad that his player wouldn't negotiate a new contract without input from his agent
What an asshole

>>150129063
lmao

Which teams have the lowest expectations in 2025?

>>150129123
I think we all know

>>150129156
Fucking grim ones, too.

>>150129167
>2 Owl winners
>1 other guy with an Owl appearance

>>150129167
What's the patch with the blue stripes?

>>150129123
Titans
Browns
Saints

>>150129123
Chiefs unironically

>>150129220
Abuse survivor unity flag

>>150129220
it's >>150129243 in place of watson lol

>>150129243
>>150129249
That's actually pretty funny

why don’t browns fans just say his name already.
Deshawn Watson was a dogshit quarterback and a rapist.
How would uttering his name give him any form of power when literally everyone hates him?

>Ben Johnson intentionally overloading Caleb with information
>Is on him and yelling at him nonstop
>even cuts off the communication in his headset regularly
GODleb is going come out for the better for this

>>150129276
He was good on the Texans
I don't know what happened

>>150129123
What compels a woman to think having her floppy pancake tits out like this looks good?

>>150129286
Cleveland happened

>>150129288
Social media algo scamming

I see 10 guaranteed losses here, I split with the Panthers and Falcons to be safe but hopefully they can lose those games too. I want a top 3 pick, maybe we can get some more injuries to older players.

>>150129193
Those two owl winners prove what we already know are they keyes to Browns sucess
>change city
>change name
>change colors

>>150129344
You trust Mickey Loomis to draft the right QB even with a top 3 pick?

>>150129344
that looks rough, rip big easy

>>150129355
More than I trust him to not reach on a project player with a lower pick.

Mahomes performance in Super Bowl LVII was extremely impressive given the high ankle sprain. Probably one of the most impressive performances in NFL history. That is all.
>inb4 the two throws spammer gets triggered

>>150129396
Meanwhile, in reality

>>150129366
>RIP
2-3 years from now, the Saints will be good again and back to owning the division. Get your shots in now because they're not gonna be in this state much longer at all.

>>150128589
>roughing
That's illegal use of hands so that's still a penalty retard

>>150129411
Both of these things are reality. Brady got divorced and his wife probably cheated on him but that doesn't mean Mahomes wife doesn't have a polygamy tattoo and hasn't openly spoken about polygamy

>>150129425
Trip on janny

E
A
G
L
E
S

EAGLES

>>150129353
Oh yeah both of them are from the Ravens
Browns are so fucked lmao

How Sean Payton came up with his formula to evaluating QBs in the draft:

>When Payton scouted Mahomes, he sought to develop a formula that would evaluate the most vexing trait for college quarterbacks making the transition to the NFL: processing speed, the ability to react a fraction of a second faster than required in college.

> "If a quarterback is sacked quite a bit in college, per drop back, you can improve that some," Payton says now. "But it generally means the processing is a little delayed."

>He didn't take into account offensive line competency, and he was unconcerned with arm strength. Brees had a B-level arm. What he did at a Hall of Fame level was multitask -- making adjustments at the line of scrimmage and recognizing problems and solutions-all in seconds. Payton valued this skillset because he knew it was what he lacked as a quarterback at Eastern Illinois in the early '80s. He could throw well enough to play in the Arena Football League and as a replacement player during the 1987 NFL players strike. But he wasn't a multitasker. That magic was the difference between making it and not.

>Payton came up with a formula: He looked at the rate of negative plays against Mahomes's total drop backs: percentage of sacks, fumbles, interceptions, then added them together for the average. (He also liked to see a quarterback's completion percentage, although it wasn't factored into the algorithm.) Like golf, a low score was best.

>>150129442
Well deserved considering all the bullshit they got away with against the Texans and Bills lmao

>>150129396
Tom Bardy would never.

>>150129461
Tom Brady was cucked by his wife's jujitsu instructor

>>150125800
"Friggin Michelin tires, man."

>>150129470
He said Tom Bardy, not Tom Brady

>>150125800
About what the best markers are to stick up your ass

>>150125952
Sean Taylor easy

>>150125952
Bo Jackson

>>150129454
Who cares about Sean Payton's QB analyses?
He lucked into Brees cause the Charges and Dolphins were retarded

>>150129487
Nah you did

>>150129454
There's never really been a fool proof plan for drafting/evaluating Quarterbacks but guys with the ability to play complimentary football and not put the team in bad spots with reckless play is always something that has been underrated by people especially here. I watched a ton of Nix games right back to his Auburn days that's how I knew he was going to be great. His bad games you could always see the talent and the reason why he struggled. His ability to throw, escape sacks and extend plays was obvious. What people put too much stock into was that he didn't put up good numbers playing in the SEC in 2020 and 2021. They changed coaching staffs and kept fucking around benching him and switching out QBs between drives in 2021 which would throw off the rhythm of the offence. Dan Lanning did a hell of a job coaching him up at Oregon and by 2023 you saw what a complete player he was with his only limitations seeming to be throwing deep outside the numbers. Tape Chads stay like The Kiwi stay being right while lil cazzies get plonked

>>150129470
You guys have lost all sense of the word’s meaning.

Every single QB analyzer needs to answer one simple question
Why was the GOAT drafted in the 6th round?

>>150129456
>violent hits to the head shouldn't be called if I don't like spot on the 4th failed qb sneak of the afccg
retards like you are why the league never even has to try to seem clean

>>150129500
Cuz he had a fridge body

>>150129500
Because he's an overrated hack who was given 6 mickey mouse rings to rally nfl fans behind the flag after 9/11

>>150129500
you realize analysis is just educated guessing right?

>>150129500
>you now remember Jorge Mintchew being drafted before MuttZEUS

>>150129500
He wasn't that good in college, though he pounded my alma mater. Nearly overshadowed by Drew Henson in a shit year for QBs. He is a legit underdog story

>>150129492
Im a Bronco fan 4lyfe and I wanted bix nood in that draft very happy Denver has its white bronco back. Denver literally needs a white blonde qb

>>150129524
>9/11 pats dynasty schizo posting
Finally someone else notices the true script

How much will Jayden Daniels achieve before terminally online contrarions picrel him and call him a refbabt fraud?

>>150129538
He's going to be very good for a long time. That said I would temper expectations a bit for the offence this season. Evan Engram was a nice get in free agency but people just assuming the running game is going be great with RJ Harvey and JK Dobbins are probably going to be disappointed. I'm hoping Troy Franklin steps up he's got good chemistry with Nix obviously but the mental side of the game overwhelmed him year 1

>>150129577
>implying he's not a tape baby

>>150129492
Real pros judge QBs by their mac recipe

>>150129567
Legit he won't make it 5 years. He looked so frail yesterday during the practice with the Pats.

>>150129593
AAAAAAAAANNNNND NEEEEEEEW KWAB OF THE YEAR!

>>150129595
That how he always looks, he's a running skeleton that somehow doesn't get blown up. He took some crazy hits in college too.

So how many niggers are going to tune in to watch shedeur flop against the 3rd string jags?

This game may break preseason records

>>150129604
where are they taking his knees?

>>150129608
that's tonight or tomorrow?

>>150129559
>>150129559
Thats why the American trump eagles crushed the ccp Biden chiefs the "patriots" have resumed control

>>150129621
Tomorrow

>>150129621
given the flag you're asking the wrong guy lol

>>150128589
Chiefs fan complaining about refball. Imagine that

>>150129593
The first blood sacrifice of the season

>>150129621
Yesterday

How Sean Payton came up with his formula to evaluating QBs in the draft:

>When Payton scouted Mahomes, he sought to develop a formula that would evaluate the most vexing trait for college quarterbacks making the transition to the NFL: processing speed, the ability to react a fraction of a second faster than required in college.

> "If a quarterback looks a certain way", "You just don't draft 'em", he stated, very bluntly

>>150129505
>violent hit to the head
>face mask
You weren't watching when Myles Garrett hit Mason Rudolph in the head

>>150129016
I was curious what the Super Bowl record for most penalties called on team were, and it was on a team going against Tom Brady

Those first two Super Bowls the Patriots won with Belichick-Brady were:

2001 - Pats were 3-0 in the playoffs with Brady going 1 TD, 1 INT across all 3, and was Jimmy Garoppolo-tier in all 3 games (Pats D held every opponent to 17 or less despite facing two of the most elite offenses in the NFL) and, in the SB, the Pats D scored just as much as Brady did (Ty Law 50 yd Pick Six of Kurt Warner)
>after that SB, pic related was the SI cover

2003 - Pats were 3-0 in the playoffs, the first two games, Brady was Jimmy G-tier again, with the Pats D holding both opponents to 14 or less, and both were two of the best offenses in the NFL, including the Colts with Y3 QB Peyton Manning, who were a Top3 offense in the NFL that year but had a weak D (#20 scoring D)

But in the SB vs the Panthers, who had a solid D that year, that was the first time Brady played well in a playoff game in his life....but then you look at how no team in SB history had more penalties called on them then the small-market Panthers did in that game (12 for 73 yards) and it makes you wonder how much the refs were trying to prop up Fraudy

Pic related is the 1st time Brady ever made the cover of SI, right after he won his first SB ring. As you can see, the sports media was desperate to hype Brady as something special, so it would be no surprise if the refs were trying to do the same

The only other team in SB history that had as many penalties called on them as the Panthers did in that game was a team 48 years ago before we were all alive

>>150129612
he doesn't know

>>150129454
Don't buy it. He could've taken Lamar in 2018.

queefs fans are so sensitive kek

>>150129612
To the same place Kirk Cousins gets dead baby cells injected so he can continue to make millions.

tonight on nfl network

7pm colts @ ravens
10pm raiders @ seahawks
1am bengals @ eagles

>Rice already injured

It's over

>>150129653
I didnt realize brady had that much surgery on his face. He looks completely different even halfway into his career than that photo

>>150129667
he conferred with his colleague, jon gruden, who advised him to absolutely never draft him

>>150129621
Give it 2 weeks.

>>150129689
But nick wright told us this year was going to be the return of the light show?

Sean Payton also said Taysom Hill was going to be "outstanding "

>>150129685
Can you post the actual times instead of the poverty times?

>>150129713
sorry which time zone is the richest? mountain?

How Sean Payton came up with his formula to evaluating QBs in the draft:

>When Payton scouted Mahomes, he sought to develop a formula that would evaluate the most vexing trait for college quarterbacks making the transition to the NFL: processing speed, the ability to react a fraction of a second faster than required in college.

>"If a quarterback looks like he aint finna bust a move and gets caught lackin in da club we ain't drafting em cuhh.", he stated, very bluntly before hitting the griddy in front of the media contingent

>>150129692
Jon Gruden never met a marker he wouldn't put in his ass

>>150129722
You know what, forget, I'd hate for you to hurt yourself and be an even bigger burden on the system.

Sean Payton has his number retired at eastern Illinois University i think he knows more than you

>>150129689
oh no no no no no no

>>150129741
nah you do

>>150129689
is that UAE bro ? haven't seen you since the chiefs got scalped

>>150129751
He was shitting up /nba/.

>>150129741
>eastern Illinois

>>150129593
>>150129604
I still like the guy but this is karma for being so publicly weird about being a cap casualty.

I think the Browns could use about 2 or 3 more quarterbacks

>>150129759
only classy guys come out of that program

>>150129524
>>150129559
They should have rigged it for the Eagles instead. Reid and McNabb deserved one.

how can mahomes be on top of mahomes mountain when he just got btfo?

>>150129623
>trump eagles
Anon, I....

When was the last time we had a
>Tua > Hurts
hot take? I know retards have said stuff like
>Bryce Young > Justin Herbert
recently, but that's more sane than tua over jalen

>>150129800
Something something Joe Thuney at Left Tackle

>>150129793
I listen to Hugh Douglas every day from 10-2 on WIP

>>150129807
Tua legitimately does more to carry his team to wins than Gaylen does.

>>150129819
Must be tough having only Tyreek Hill, Jaylen Waddle, and De'Von Achane as your weapons. I don't think Patrick Mahomes could even do anything with that

>>150129779
On the contrary, they should sign a full back and primarily run from the diamond if they want to have any chance of success on offense

>>150129741
What do they teach there? How to plant corn and fuck sheep?

>>150129804
Brady was such a class act.

The pedo is here

Track and Field

The Miami Dolphins will have another perfect season. Screen cap this

>>150129635
>1 time
He was fined $50,000 for that btw. Meanwhile Allen has a viral melty every other week and the refs apologize. Don't even get me started on Brady. You have to have subhuman IQ to think the league hasn't been fucking over Mahomes to preserve the legacy of mediocre >white qbs

>>150129807
Tua wouldn't have choked 57 behind that o line

Brain damage can make you paranoid, right? Someone should Tua that every time he loses a game that the CIA will kill someone he loves because they need the dolphins to make the superbowl to have a shot at Cuban double agent. You'll be calling him Donny Dimes with how hard he'll be playing.

>>150129689
Now we have to hear about his position being the 2nd most important of the team all season

>>150129793
Would've been kino but the league loves to kneecap black QBs

>>150129800
Something something still the only active QB with multiple rings as a starter something something

>>150129623
Biden is an unironic refpigeons fan tho

>>150129810
This but unironically

>>150129800
Rage baiting for more engagement. Please understand

>>150129893
Fuck the Zebras, fuck Goodell, and FUCK THE OWNERS.

>>150129689
Guess his knee didn't grow

>>150129884
Schizo Alert!

>>150129689
>Eagles fans don't know that WR2 is the third most important position on the offense behind QB and LT
You do know that nobody has ever won a Super Bowl with a bad QB. btw Jalen Hurts is just Trent Dilfer.

>>150129947
You're retarded

Ummmm bros?

>>150129908
>Brain damage can make you paranoid, right?
There is a guy in this very thread who got beat by his mom and is now a full blown schizo because of it.

>>150129967
The year after LV they mega choked to Bungholes. They'll miss the offs this year, but the silver lining is they can finally send Matt Faggy back to chiraq

>>150129989
>They'll miss the offs this year
what? lmao

>>150129964
This is what happens when you're so accustomed to getting help from the refs. Eventually you get greedy and step over the line.

>>150129940
>bradyfag complaining about rigging

>>150129999
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just want the Chiefs offense to be electric again

>>150130010
I thought Chase Winovich was gonna be so good after his first two years in the league. I think he just stopped caring about football

>>150129999
>wasting quads on a 50 IQ xitter cap
He's obviously talking about the uncalled hit to head dumbass. Allen gets more roughing calls than Mahomes and the chiefs had negative penalty yardage differential last year btw

The Queefs got blatant refball last year in the regular season and both the divisional and championship round because Goodell wanted the Swiftie fags to tune into the owl so he could make more money. But once they made it the refs called one of the cleanest games of season in part due to all the criticism of refball in the previous two Chiefs games and also because they already got the Swiftie audience at that point. And it ended up being comparable to >43-8 with more garbage time stat padding

>>150130031
They have to fire Matt Faggy. Until then it's just going to be Mahomes bailing out of coverage sacks and checking down

The best we've ever seen before age 26

>>150130010
No wtf. I told the mods to ban these webms!

>>150130050
>schizo rambling
Oh yeah Niglen Sharter punching Mahomes in the head uncalled was super clean. Dumbass, go back to plebbit

>>150130071
Rick Mahomes could never

>>150130050
Trvke. You can't get blown out in two owls and still be in the goat debate. At most mutthomes is more comparable to Elway. Brady comparisons can't be made since he has never been blown out in the owl

>>150130041
>negative penalty yardage differential last year btw
We've been over this. Chiefs o line holds for dear life every down because they know the refs won't flag them every down. So for them it's worth the risk of the occasional holding call.

>>150127001
We know Jalen, is your bussy ready for the bussy push?

My Bengals play tonight :)

>>150130044
>when you let your little brother have one
YWNBAD

>>150130115
eta of Glass Joe injury?

>>150130106
i must confess i didnt have the stomach to watch the second half of that game

Elway>mahomes tho

>>150130115
Aren't the Bengals one of the strictest teams in terms of never playing any starters or even key backups in pre season? It's going to be nearly all 3rd stringers kek

>>150130100
>Fraudy takes his blowouts in the divisional so he's better actually
SB55 was mega rigged btw

>>150130140
Historically yes, but we also start every year like 1-5 so I think the plan is to play more starters in the preseason this year.

>>150129751
Getting ready for another season my brotha

>>150130050
it was awesome

the *casual* football viewer now thinks of the queefs "dynasty" as refbaby frauds
kek

>>150130050
I wouldn't take it that far. But I do think the refs definitely were more vigilant on catching their o line holding. Big reason why they got mauled. Inb4 muh left tackle. Their entire O line got demolished.

>>150130079
it was just funny icing on the Super Bowl cake

>>150130106
>muh you could call holding on every play
This is the dumbest cope, especially considering the chiefs hold the record for most penalty yards called against one team in the first half of an owl. The eagles got away with hits to the head in every playoff game last year and you cattle said nothing

What will the cope be when the eagles miss the playoffs and the chiefs claim another Superbowl for free?

>>150130156
>if the media tells me a call is controversial I have an aneurysm
>if a blatant personal foul goes uncalled I get a homoerotic boxer
niggles fans truly are retarded

>>150130050
The worst part is that the game started with a flag in favor of the Chiefs i really thought Goodell had it for us

But it was a trap and he betrayed us

>>150130156
Out of all the things the Mahomes Schizo complains about, why doesn't he ever mention this? That's hands to the face right there.

>>150130079
You can post this as much as you want but these stats don't tell you shit. How many times did the Chiefs get bailed out on 3rd and long because of a phantom holding call that was never actually shown? How many times did defenders get flagged for roughing immediately after Mahomes threw it? How many times did a blatant hold on the opposing defense go uncalled? You can't answer of these questions which is why you resort to posting that chart so you cam claim they don't benefit from refball even though that's far from the truth

>>150130176
>it doesn't count because I posted a still image of a "hold" on r*ddit

>>150130119
retard

>>150130160
>the chiefs hold the record for most penalty yards called against one team in the first half of an owl.
That only proves what I said. And I'm sure the refs had a meeting in the locker room with both teams emphasizing that they would be vigilant for holding at the LOS. Eagles absolutely mauled that o line with only a 4 man front.

>>150130243
It's kind of funny how the 31st defense has such glaring flaws but the 32nd defense might be the best in the NFL

>>150130192
>they get all the calls!
>nono I meant they get clutch moment calls
>nonono I meant they shouldn't get clear penalties called
I bet you put the mortgage on niggles when Mahomes had a sprained ankle and that's why you hopped on this retarded copium high. That stats don't support it, there are clear examples of bad calls screwing them over as well, so you just schizo ramble until haters make memes to support your delusion. Touch grass faggot

>>150130250
>Implying Brady's interception in a 7-3 game being overturned by a phantom hold was related to the chiefs offensive line
You are very dumb and clearly unmedicated

>>150130258
You didn't refute a single thing I said. And you're also the one who said that you don't watch NFL games last season and only come here to debate so you have no way of verifying that regardless

>>150130272
Mahomes is a ref baby
>No he's not
Show proof
>B-but Brady

Lol why are you so obsessed with Brady?

Mindbroken

>>150130274
>you're also the one who said that you don't watch NFL games last season
Nigger you need to take your meds if you're confusing me with temujin. I didn't have to refute any of your schizo rambling because the stats and tape speak for themselves

>>150130307
I'm not going through the archives but we both know you said that. I can guarantee you other anons remember it too

our goat turning mexican

>>150130298
>Discussing super bowl 55, where the refs overturned Brady's interception and set up his blowout win over Mahomes
>>How does this prove Mahomes isn't a refbaby and bradyfags are gaslighting everyone? Obsessed! Mindbroken!
You are very dumb and very schizo

>>150130323
>clearly that was you
>because I say so
I would skip straight to haloperidol at this point my guy

>>150130327
>>150130336
>>150130307
You're going to give yourself an aneurysm if you don't calm down you dumb autism lmao

>>150130325
When he entered the league I genuinely thought he was Mexican and that his name was pronounced "Ma-hoe-mez"

Alright faggots, instead of arguing about Mahomes for the millionth time, prove that you know ball by naming every backup QB in your team's division.

>>150130342
Project more schizo, I've already accepted your concession

>>150130348
kenny pickett

>>150130348
Jake Browning (Bengals)
Mason Rudolph (Steelers)
Kenny Pickett (Browns)
and my Ravens signed that ginger guy from the Cowboys but I don't want to cheat and check the name. Cooper Smith or something

Bros... The chiefs are going back to the superbowl arent they

>>150130382
>Lamar Jackson
>Joe Burrow
>Josh Allen
>Justin Herbert
>Tua Tongueamyanus
Yeah, the AFC is still super weak. It's the Chiefs conference to lose

So close dammit

>>150130382
Nah imma climb Mahomes mountain and plant my flag right up his bussy

>>150130327
Look at this schizo ramble.
What are you saying dude?

>>150130100
Brady was assraped by the Ravens in the Wild Card round

>>150130337
>it was real in my mind
It was batted at the line, picked off, then a late flag came in. Just admit you've didn't watch the game and quit acting a retard. Time stamp 1:55

https://youtu.be/8nLraMI5Au8?si=IWboOSykAk8Weua-

>>150129751
I saw him twice. One was to come back the next day with a fuck this gay sport I'm out, then earlier this month coming back getting pumped about the Chiefs making her another SB run

>>150129758
That's so based, wish I saw that live. Fuck /NBA/

>The Chiefs mentally collapsed and quit when 1(one) call didn't go their way
This is actually, unironically what Chiefs fans are PROUDLY boasting in this thread.

>>150130400
>n-n-no you
pathetic
>>150130410

The Chiefs Schizo complaining about the refs. Imagine that.

>>150130431
Turn your trip back on janny. You're the only one in this jenny who pretends super bowl 55 wasn't rigged

Is Rashee Rice even going to be suspended?

>be mutthomes
>lose
kek

>>150130458
He's allowed to serve his time at any point in the next 5 years, so probably not. Unless the anti-chiefs rigging conspiracy is true. Then they'll suspend him as soon as the offs start

Eli Manning never lost an Owl
Eli Manning never lost an Owl to Tom Brady

>>150130348
>Eagles
Tanner McKee, Kyle McCord, Dorian Thompson-Robinson
>Cowboys
Joe Milton, Will Grier
>Commanders
Marcus Mariota, I can't remember the rest
>Giants
Jameis Winston, Jaxson Dart, Tommy Italian

>>150130457
>So mindbroken he thought I was a Lions fan
>So mindbroken he thinks I'm a Patriots fan

Mental illness

>>150130348
Rattler
Dalton
Cousins
...no clue for the Bucs

>>150130458
He's been sentenced so there's nothing stopping Roger Goodell from suspending him right now. He just takes ages to do shit

>>150130373
>>150130379
Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett is the start desu

Reporter after Chiefs practice: Patrick, you have some guy on 4chan's /NFL/ sub forum having a meltdown over your mere existence, how does that make you feel?

Mahomes:

>reffies are why the queefs lost by 3 scores
>reffies are why mahomes repeatedly missed open receivers
>reffies are why mahomes repeatedly abandoned clean pockets
>reffies are why mahomes turned the ball over just as many times as he reached the redzone
wtf bros how do we stop the reffies if they're this powerful

>>150130406
Montana got gaped by the Mark Ruffalo Shills in the conference championship. If you go 4-3 in the semis your undefeated championship streak is mickey mouse. I make the rules.

Ok so why did the browns draft sanders?

>>150130473
>He's allowed to serve his time at any point in the next 5 years, so probably not
That's for jail time, not suspension time.

N

Ben Johnson is intentionally overloading Caleb in training camp and stressing him out so that things will be easier when the bussy season actually starts, and no he won't look like an All-Pro overnight but this is going to serve him well.

>>150130514
He's probably a decent backup, the real question is why did they bother trading up a few spots to get him when it's obvious no one else wanted him that early

>>150130514
same reason they got rid of baker in favor of a $230M fully guaranteed rapist that cost three 1st round draft picks

>>150130482
>unsolicited loins mention
nigger take your meds if you're still confusing me with some random anon you crashed out at last year

>>150130522
The league hasn't suspended him after the conviction though. They're either going to let him serve jail time during the off-season and avoid suspension, or they'll finish their review and suspend him at a crucial moment in the season. That should tell us whether or not the chiefs are the script this year

Ben Johnson is intentionally raping Caleb in training camp and feeling him up so that his bussy will be looser when the bussy season actually starts, and no he won't look like a complete All-Fag overnight but this is going to serve him well.

cringe

>>150130512
This but unironically

>>150130549
The suspension has to be separate from the ruling regardless though? Just based on precedent for the past 10 years they have to suspend him.

>>150130529
Makes no sense they took dillon gabriel earlier in the same draft

>>150130549
I highly doubt Goodell won't issue the suspension before the season starts

>>150130585
>the Browns are retarded
And the sky is blue

>>150130591
Just say idk

>>150130589
Didn't Brady get his deflategate suspension in like March or some shit?

Goff will get injured and the vikings will win the nfc north this year

>>150130611
Issued in March I mean. He had to sit out like 4 games in the season.

>>150130618
>goof getting injured
Probably
>viqueens winning the NFC north
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150130618
goff's the least of your worries bro

What's funny to me is how much shit the Browns got for this draft when it's unironically their best under Andrew Berry. Mason Graham, Carson Schwesinger and Harold Fannin are ballers. Judkins obviously has some legal issues rn but he's a very good RB and Dylan Sampson is the perfect between the tackle north south runner for their system. Gabriel and Sanders I don't think are going to be franchise level QBs but swinging on those two was significantly smarter than spending the 40th pick on Tyler Shough like the Saints did. Browns got a 1st round pick next year too. You guys really get swept up with the media opinion too often. Watch the tape on some of the guys they drafted you'll be impressed

>>150130549
Dudes get an automatic 3 game suspension for DUIs. No way this guy isn't getting less than 4 for what he did

>>150130535
>Thinks I'm a Patriots fan

Schizo Alert!

Nothin in this world is comfier than being a KANGZ fan and adorning yourself in royal purple Minnesota KANGZ pajamas on a Sunday and just farming seethe from /nfl/ general.

It's over for the eagles

Is /sp/ prepare mentally/emotionally for Jalen Hurts to be a two time Super Bowl MVP?

>>150130660
he's a top 5 QB so of course

>>150130629
Graham, Schwesinger, Judkins, Fannin
They were having an excellent draft until they picked up Gabriel. Well that's still excusable but then they went off to get Sanders anyways? That was a head scratcher

>>150130649
I know fans that would learn something from this

>>150130668
Based

>>150130685
Browns were three picks away from Jalen Milroe at the end of the 3rd round kek. They said they wanted Dillon Gabriel anyway but I highly doubt that

>>150130660
Nah m8
This year there will be some random Cinderella run
Haven't had one in awhile

>>150130753
Yeh like the Knawlin Saints

>>150130766
If the Saints somehow win an Owl with that pathetic team they have I'll chop my dick off

>>150130660
niggles suffer key injuries this year at the wrong time

>>150130794
Was near unstoppable in the redzone that season. The efficiency to do this despite having Philly Brown and Ted Ginn as his primary WRs was nuts. He was never a top tier passer but TJ Watt drilling his shoulder permanently fucked him

>bonix
>boner
haha

>>150130549
>goes to jail
>won't be suspended
lel no way

>>150130753
That was rasm. Gimme queefs over fudgepackers...in another blowout

>>150130869
>bo nix
>blo dix
haha

Remember when Ezekiel Elliott was cleared of all wrongdoing by police, then the NFL suspended 4 games anyway?

>>150130886
He actually did it though

>my mfw when cazzies believed Mel Kiper, Lance Zielein, Dane Brugler, Robert Mays and Nick Wright who thought Bo Nix was a reach

Maybe next time you'll do your own evaluation :^)

>>150130243
Huh, out of the 10 most expensive defenses the only one that kind of scares me is the Texans.

The rest of those teams are overpaying for nothing.

>>150130852
Do we have to fear Arch Manning?
Does he know how to ball?

MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

Holy shit, Chargers are already finished

>>150130928
Archimum Manning/Shed finna boutta be the XFL rivalry of the century

Damn. Just coming back to these threads after a long break. STILL crying about Mahomes. Geez. You losers are still so butthurt about him. Talk about rent free. Fucking pathetic.

>>150130946
Anon, the only people who stayed here for the offseason are the shitposters.

>>150130946
It's chiefs derangement syndrome.

>>150130938
NIX BOOD MUFUGGA

>>150130928
I've barely watched him he only played three games iirc so I can't say yet. He's getting a ton of hype and I do rate pedigree when it comes to the draft. He's on a great team but they lost a decent amount of players from both sides of the ball to the this years draft. I'll definitely be watching the OSU, Oklahoma and Georgia games closely this year. Will be big tests for him

happy birthday uno

Congrats on another AFC West title, Chiefs

>>150130928
Nah he sucks

>>150130989
cuqme's bitch ass would win an owl with that loaded team.

>>150130989
QB fuggin 1
Happy birthday to this SBMVP

Just got here, what's the news for today?

>>150131011
Offseason injuries are hitting. CJGJ and Rashawn Slater are ded.

>>150131011
chorgers chorging in preseason already lmao

>>150131011
jalen hurts birthday today

I wonder if Jalen Hurts is going to be ranked highly by his peers or if he's not on the top 100 at all. If he's ranked highly than the media agenda ends up getting BTFO

>>150131037
The top100 is silly, no one should take it seriously. Bo Nix is #64 and Jordan Mailata is #69.

>>150131010
He looks like Mike Epps here

>>150130458
what for? he dindu nothing

>>150131037
>>150131064
The only thing I've learned from the Top 100 is that NFL players are the worst at ranking other NFL players.

>>150130512
>>150130567
4-2 and injured halfway thru the 7th
What is mickey mouse about this, this was back when the NFL was grown man ball, the glory days. Had you since that you wouldn't have been impressed by anything this century....


1/10/1982 NFCCG vs Tom Landry Cowboys (#6 scoring offense, #7 scoring D, #2 forced turnovers, #4 turnover margin)
>>MONTANA: SUPER BOWL CHAMP

1/8/1984 NFCCG @Redskins (Joe Gibbs, great across the board, #1 offense, defense, and #1 in forced turnovers and #1 in turnover margin)
>LOST, 21-24
>Montana: 387 yards, 3 TD, 1 INT

1/6/1985 NFCCG vs Mike Ditka's '85 Bears (#1/#1 D in NFL)
>MONTANA: SUPER BOWL CHAMP

1/8/1989 NFCCG @ Mike Ditka's '88 Bears (#1/#2 D in NFL)
>MONTANA: SUPER BOWL CHAMP

1/14/1990 NFCCG vs Jim Everett's Rams (#2/4 offense in NFL)
>MONTANA: SUPER BOWL CHAMP

1/20/1991 NFCCG vs NY GIANTS (Bill Belichick and the #1/#2 D in the NFL, plus Lawrence Taylor)
LOST, 13-15
>Montana: 18 of 26 (70%), 199 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT, 103.0 rtg

.....................
.....................


CHIEFS

1/23/1994 AFCCG @ BILLS (#7 scoring offense, #5 scoring D (Bruce Smith & Cornelius Bennett), #2 force turnovers, #3 turnover margin)
LOST, Montana was injured half way through the game, Dave Krieg came in to replace him
>Buffalo Bills defender Bruce Smith looks down on injured Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Joe Montana during the AFC championship game at Rich Stadium on Sunday, Jan. 23, 1994.

>>150130928
He looked pretty good in the games he started but that was against much worse teams. He looked completely overwhelmed against Georgia when Sark bench Ewers but he probably didn't get to practice much going into that game. I will say this, he's a really aggressive thrower and running ability is legit. He's probably gonna be really good.

>>150131105
Players are the best judges you egg. The way the voting works is what makes it dogshit. The players vote on who they think are the 20 best players from the previous year. First ranked player gets 20 points and the 20th gets 1 point. Because of this positions like Quarterback get overinflated vs positions like interior O line. It's not the players making dumb picks just the system of voting

>>150131221
that's a good system though

>>150131221
I think we need to go back to the days of when the shady elites decided in closed backrooms who the top 100 NFL players were.

>>150131236
Nah, it's a shit system. They should rank 100 and give points based on where they're ranked. If they can't name 100 of their fellow players they shouldn't be allowed to contribute.

>>150131259
the smoke filled backrooms where Paul Tagliabue and his cronies decided that Brett Favre was going to go on a 4 year linsanity run

i should be in charge of the 100 rank

1. mahomie
2. surtain
3. josh alien
4. jalen carter
5. tj watt
6. amon ra st brown
7. chris jones
8. zach braun
9. jared goff
10. travis kelce

Damn. Just coming back to these threads after a long break. STILL crying about Brady. Geez. You losers are still so butthurt about him. Talk about rent free. Fucking pathetic.

>>150131198
In training camp he's the only WR that's getting real seperation, yet they're about to suspend him for 6 games. If I'm Taylor Swift I would tell Goodell I'm only attending games with Rashee Rice, that'll make him change it to a 2 game suspension.

Consider this .gif file.

Justin Herbert now has an excuse for when he can't lead his team to a playoff win

>>150131331
who is this

>>150131343
Rashawn Slater

>>150131236
Players should vote on who they think is the best
>QB
>RB
>WR
>TE
>OT
>G
>C
>DT
>DE
>LB
>CB
>S
>P
>K

Then get 6 wildcard picks from any position to fill out 15-20 with each only accounting for 1 point. It'd still skew the numbers slightly towards offence but it'd be a much fairer system and stop QBs being inflated

Preseason tonight.

>>150131343
That's Russell Wilson.

>>150131360
considering betting on it

>>150131373
That's pretty degenerate.

>>150131343
Pat Mahomes' brother.

>>150131343
Ladd McConkey

>>150125791
M A H O M E S
I S
B E T T E R
T H A N
B R A D Y

>>150131396
That was my first thought

>0-2
>better

Ben Johnson got some cake

>>150130780
Screencapped faggy

>>150131412
>Huezil
What the fuck is wrong with this league?

>>150131426
Brady wasn't even top 10 in stats for his 20s, stop comparing him to Mahomes who is #1 in everything.

Mahomes is competing with Peyton and Marino's stats, not Brady who was a game manager at this age.

Never won a single MVP in his 20s and struggled to put up 3k yards meanwhile Manning averaged 4k yards.

>>150131412
hopefully mahomes' wife has fun while they're down there

>>150131404
This game was one of those truly "so shit it's good" games. Broncos vs Jets TNF 2020 was another shitkino watching noodle arm Brett Rypien going full gunslinger mode

>>150131321
that one specific chiefsfag obsessed with this loss might have a heart attack if the loins do it again this season

>>150131296
>they moved the cuck chair to Dubai
Nice try putting yourself in the top 50 joshy

>>150131455
>Mahomes is in the same league as the two greatest losers in NFL history
lmao so true

>>150131467
Oh shit Brett Rypien mentioned.

>>150131404
B A S E D

A

S

E

D

>>150131474
Brett RIPPEN

>>150131467
For me it's the Giants taking the Jets to overtime despite having negative net passing yards.

>Brady wasn't even top 10 in stats for his 20s
from 2001-2006 he was
>3rd in passing yards
>3rd in passing touchdowns
>7th in passer rating
>9th in comp%
>4th in TD%
>5th in INT%
>had one of the worst offensive supporting casts in the entire NFL
this idea that brady wasn't an elite QB in his 20s is delusional and every time you try to argue it you make it more obvious you're a zoomie that's only been watching the sport for 7 years.

>>150131296
saudi knows ball

>>150130928
His ceiling is currently post 2011 Eli but he still has a couple of years left in college

>>150131518
I don't care

>>150131296
Close but TJ Watt is actually overrated

Any real top 100 would have Lane Johnson and Tristan Wirfs in the top 5.

>>150131136
Post his stats before he ack'd in 94 AInigger
>t. I watched that dogshit int live

>>150131518
You have bad reading comprehension I meant top 10 all time in stats not just QBs from that timespan. Mahomes is competing with QBs who had elite stats in their 20s.

>>150131320
Is Royals actually impressive or is it cope? Haven't been following camp closely this year

>>150131518
The game has changed so much the zoomer mind can't comprehend the thought of a great season resulting in 24 passing TDs and 3800 yards on the stat sheet. They simply can't equate that to the average season they watch now

>>150131518
Rant more negro

>>150131331
This means Chargers would have won the SB if this guy didn't get injured, according to chiefs fans

>>150131570
Based Champ Bailey poster.

>>150131582
coward

>>150131565
This. Pat's most impressive eye test game last year was his worst statistically, and he technically threw 3 tuddies in the owl

>>150131561
He's surpassed expectations. He's still not a starter yet.

>>150131570
Ravens legend Benjamin Watson with the chase down :^)

>still have to wait 4 more hours for something resembling football
FUCK

>>150131534
Tj and Hutchinson are some of my favorite players theres something about a gritty white boy

>>150131570
>if that was ruled a fumble out of the endzone, it would be Patriots' ball
What a stupid fucking rule

>>150131556
>played two more seasons
>had vastly superior weapons around them
wow i can't believe brady had worse stats than them, what a revelation.

>>150131613
real lunchpail type players, best work ethic on the field, scrappy guys, playing their hearts out

speaking of Hutchinson i wonder if hes gonna be elite again after that injury

>>150131590
Im still sick about what they did to kickoffs. It's gone so far beyond safety changes like no running start which makes onside kicks almost obselete. Did you know touchbacks have now been moved to the 35 yard line? The FUCKING 35 YARD LINE. It's such a disgusting offence pandering bullshit. If I ever see Roger Goodell in person I'd running dropkick him then fart into his open mouth

>>150131631
if you ever see Roger Goodell in person be sure to tell us because it means the elites are fleeing to their NZ luxury doomsday bunkers

>>150131631
I remember when the XFL started instead of doing coinflips they set the ball at middle of the field and one player from each team ran towards the ball from the opposite direction to recover the ball.
First game ever and some dude gets a career ending injury or something so they stopped doing it lol

>>150131644
Goodell will probably mug his pussy ass again and send him to the hospital kek.

>>150131667
You now remember that a blimp advertising the XFL crashed before the league started. Talk about foreboding

>>150131631
>touchbacks have now been moved to the 35 yard line
It's insane. The inching forward of the average starting field position is killing the NFL. Especially in end-game scenarios, it's ridiculous that a team can get into field goal range easily with 2 or 3 plays.

>>150131631
Preaching to the choir dog
>This is now a Dante X thread

>>150131689
these nibbas from new zealand are tough they grow up fighting kangaroos and shit

>>150131698
It's almost like they're punishing fast scoring and pushing a rugby scrum (((dynasty))) down our throats or something

Roger Goodall here, I'm posting from my doomsday bunker things are looking pretty bad. Some of you guys are OK, don't go to Tel Aviv today.

>>150125791
>>150131471
>>150131518
>>150131565
>>150131615
STOP comparing Brady to Mahomes, Brady wasn't even top-10 in stats in his 20s as you can see in my picrel which compares him to various QBs from different eras in their 20s.

Mahomes is #1 in everything and is competing with the best. Stop putting that 6th round draft pick (game manager) in the same sentence as him.

>>150131777
Uh oh
Melty!

anyway 7 > 3

>>150131786
fact check: true

>>150131570
>mfw fraudy trying to throw without 15 seconds of lysol wiped pocket

>>150131698
I was curious so I graphed league-wide average starting field position (from pro football reference, data for this only goes back to 1998). This takes into account turnovers, I would rather just look at field position from kickoffs only but I don't know where to find that.
So what was the deal with the early 2000s? A lot of turnovers, or was there something different about kick returns?

>>150131756
Did you know James Cameron permanently lives here now? Such a washed plonked bitch. I wish he'd go back to making kino instead of Avatarslop

>>150131718
I hate the chiefs but he's one of my favorite players all-time

>>150131777
Nigga I agree with you but you need to cut the autistic screeching. Just post fraudy gifs and refuse to (you)

>>150130644
we are not equal

>>150131804
They removed the wedge and moved where kickoffs were taken up by 10 yards around 2010. I remember Devin Hester complaining about it at the time

>>150131818
>you need to cut the autistic screeching
he cant kek

>>150131804
Meant to say 2011* that's what made the huge difference and why there was suddenly a ton of touchbacks instead of returns

up
>>150131848

>>150131848

>>150131848

>>150131806
Yes, in the wellington region which is well known to be the gayest and most obnoxiously minority loving region of nz. Lost a lot of respect for Jimbo when I found out he wasn't even living in the SI.

>>150131822
This was the first game I watched with my dad as an adult. Dude was so confident he'd lead >us over fraudy and pey pey that we drove all the way up to wisconsin to get his autograph at training camp. Then our dipshit golden retriever chewed up the card he signed a few years later. Core memory unlocked. I hope that inbred fagdog never got adopted from the pound after that

>>150131859
That would explain the sharp drop between 2010 and 2011

>>150131555
>>150131136

Common sense tells most people that: Half a game is half a game, you can't judge someone on just half a game, right? It was a 7 point game heading into 4th then the Bills curbstomped the Chiefs in the 4th (10-0)
Also, I watched it live too....how did you expect that game to play out?

Back when I watched it live (not at the stadium), I didn't know much about the NFL either, but like everyone else, I knew the Chiefs were not that good and the Bills were awesome.
What was going through your brain heading into that game? That the Chiefs were awesome and the Bills sucked? Could be that was the case because you were some 8 year old peak delusional Chiefs fan at the time, right?

1993 Bills
>(best record in the NFL, along with the Cowboys and the Oilers who Montana & the Chiefs knocked out the previous playoff game...Those three teams, BUF/HOU/DAL also had the most All Pros in the NFL that year)
#3 total offense in the AFC (Moon, Elway)
#11 passing yds/ #8 rushing yds in the NFL
#5 scoring defense in the NFL

1993 Chiefs
#9 total offense in the AFC (behind 8 AFC teams)
#15 passing yds / #20 rush yds in the NFL
#14 scoring defense in the NFL

Keep in mind there were only 28 teams at the time so your Chiefs were a pretty mid team, just like everyone thought at the time besides you

There is the offensive starters in pic related, that's a washed Joe Montana with age 33 Marcus Allen. You really were expecting them to fuck some shit up with that surrounding caste?

You know what OL is right? Do you understand why OL is important? I don't even have to look up the Chiefs OL to tell you they were a liability vs Bruce Smith and Cornelius Bennett

John Alt - good?
Dave Szott - 7thR pick still on rookie deal
Tim Grunhard - started forever for the Chiefs, made a Pro Bowl in 1999
Will Shields - rookie
Ricky Siglar - undrafted, never really made it in the league