Thread 150126886

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>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News:
Pirelli motorsport director Mario Isola: "I'm not 100 percent sure that we're going to use the extreme wet again, because clearly, the level of spray from the extreme wet is very, very high, and this is compromising the visibility."
Zak Brown admits risk of 2007 repeat in letting Norris/Piastri fight: "We are, and always will be, and I think we always have been, a two-car team. We recognise the consequences of that could be 2007."
Red Bull team principal Laurent Mekies delivers statement that the team's "priority is to give Yuki what he needs to perform" rather than make a driver change
Lewis Hamilton will never win anything ever again

Hes so based I jerk off to his aura every race week

>>150126886 (OP)
>2025 WEC Standings
>HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
>Lewis Hamilton will never win anything ever again
Seems slightly contradictory.

Do NOT jerk off.

>>150126911
If samurai only even fought battles they could win, there wouldn't have been any large battles in the Japanese middle ages.

>>150126930
The TSU tsurge has begun

>>150126944
I'm not! I'm not

>>150126944
Oh, camera was on the whole time?
Hello

Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink

an even more disturbingly grim assessment in light of tsunoda's recent exposure

whys he hate us so much aussiebros

>>150127022
i like aussies, just not ricciardo. i dont like frauds or twinks

*sippu*

>>150127022
imagine not having that flag filtered

>>150126886 (OP)
>Red Bull team principal Laurent Mekies delivers statement that the team's "priority is to give Yuki what he needs to perform" rather than make a driver change
yeah about that...

>>150126844
I don't eat breakfast, because i fast intermittently

>>150127141
Jejehe

>>150127141
AI upscaling? Looks a little off

>>150127157
Yeah here is the original

totally natural and legitimate hype with Alonso and Verstappen shilling him constantly

Poois Shamilton will never win anything again

>>150127249
i wonder how soon his tranny addiction will be uncovered. he is brazilian so it is a stone-cold guarantee he gets piped by trannies on the regular

>>150126920
>her face when she sets fire to your car for smiling at the barista for 1.3 seconds too long

>>150127249
Soldado de Alonso

yjk sainz absolutely impaled bearmans bussy after this bike ride

Crashapinto should be replaced

>>150127666
as i mentioned, i do not hate aussies. i simply post about twinks from any corner of the globe

>>150127676
With whom?

>>150127676
By whom?

>>150127693
Doohan. Or Mick. Or literally anyone

>>150127683
post a twink that is an australian aboriginal
(literally impossible)

>>150127693
its time for the chink twink to make his return to glory

>>150127699
non-f1 twinks are beyond my purview

>>150126886 (OP)
Young Ollie and Thomas

>>150127693
Hadjar to alpine 2026

>>150127683
>>150127694

>>150127729
Hadjar can fix the rb second seat

>>150127743
of course he can, abdul

>>150127743
Palou*

Hadjar can fix Palou

>>150127784
....

>>150127777
Quads for quadruple Sophia

look at this photograph
every time I do it makes me laugh

>>150127718
(for now)
>>150127777
witnessed

I will never forgive Ferrari for ruining what should have been a return to classic, heavyweight vs heavyweight 2025 title fight between Mclaren and Ferrari by building a shit car when they should have evolved their decent 2024 car.

>>150127872
Calm down Sir Lewis, you'd be kwabbing it up anyway

>>150127872
Hamilton is 40, time to pack it in and find a new driver

ignoring the german whore digits

she's not a whore

what is he thinking right now

giving this >>150127777
another (you) because one anon chose to ignore them

>>150127911
How do you know?

gimi

biznizz idea: anonimyze Grand Prixxes (transponders/timing screens, livery, overalls, helmets etc.) to make it more like 4chan

>>150128075
Ideally it would be possible to anonymise the facts pertaining to incidents referred to stewards
(although this would necessitate that the stewards be sequestered)

>>150128229
just let Crofty be the only steward, he can't differentiate between drivers anyway

>>150128276
heh

>>150128276
If any Sky shill should be a Stewart it's Rosberg

>>150128309
for me it's Jackie

>>150127912
>Autogroup CEO
Probably about tarrifs

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150127912
teenage pussy

>>150126886 (OP)
>Zak Brown admits risk of 2007 repeat in letting Norris/Piastri fight
The one guy with a fighting chance for the WDC that isn't those two has a car that does not deliver and we're a good ways into the season, go fuck yourself Zak, this is not like 2007 at all

>>150128389
He's not brown enough to get away with that

>>150128369
>2007 repeat
As in illegal car gets disqualified and mclel is forced to pay 100 mil? Yeah that's not going to happen.

>>150128434
The WCC is dominated by Mclel this season. No chance it will be a 2007 repeat.

>>150126920
How did she end up with that pedo stash twink

>>150128434
I'm counting on that Hulk win in Silverstone

>>150127912
money
>>150128397
but (((he))) can get away with it anyways

>>150127872
>building a shit car
It's their best car in ages. Certainly within the last decade.
They simply should have hired a better driver than Sir Lewis.

Im going to kill lando and the fag fat brown

>>150128634
with kindness I assume

>>150128615
>It's their best car in ages. Certainly within the last decade.
I can't remember a time in the last decade where both cars got disqualified for different reasons.
Late '24 car was very good, this year, it's not even race winning

>>150128680
Getting disqualified is not a sign of a bad car, it's just a sign of a borderline illegal car and/or a stupid team.

>>150128634
Cool it down with your antisemitic remarks

>>150128486
regrettably, twinks are all the rage right now. i blame the general sissification of society and kpop

>>150128753
They can't run the car like they should and have to force lift and coast and high ride height.
That's not a good car.
The HP and IBM stuff also drags down optics

>>150128615
Fastest, maybe, best, certainly not.

>>150128835
>sorry chuck, you'll have to LiCo from lap 2 onwards, enjoy ;^)
>but why?
>we introduced a new suspension geometry for the last season of this set of regulations ;^)
>but why?
>but we had the best car at the end of last season
>exactly ;^)

>>150128835
>They can't run the car like they should
Of course they can. They've been doing it since (as far as we know) and getting results.

>>150127777
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

It's actually completely stupid that McLaren are allowing differing strategies between team mates.

Both drivers should get the same strategy.

>>150128973
This bitch has some terrible implants

>>150128973
ur dumb

>>150127694
So the theory goes he’s gay but hides it?

I think Red Bull should get Palou

>>150128973
>fake tits

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>>150129018
of course you do, abdul

>>150129018
tru tru tru

I think the most interesting thing about the Hamilton situation is that Brembo, the company that designs brakes for Ferrari, made special custom brakes for Hamilton in Belgium to fix issues he has had with braking this season.
It didn't work if you remember, the Ferrari relies a lot on engine braking and Hamilton is just unable to adapt.

Liam should get his seat with the main Red Bull team back during this break

>>150129134
He wouldn't want it

>>150129140
he doesn't get a say in the matter

ynr jessica michibutton

>>150129184
So did she go to prison or was it a bullshit suspended sentence? Also, she lucked out and trapped a billionaire's son

This has been the coldest summer in recent memory.

>>150129225
Thank fuck. I'm so ready for Little Ice Age 2: Arctic Boogaloo

so much for "global warming"

>>150129225
we've successfully reversed climate change thanks to science

>>150129184
Jessica michibutthole

>>150129261
They call it climate change nowadays because global warming was bullshit lmao

>>150129225
It's very hot here.

>>150129331
I only care if you're talking about the women and have pics to prove it

>>150129331
Danny is that you?

574 bongs until next race

573.6 bongs until next race

>>150129390
Brianna Smith if im not mistaken

calm down

no u calm down
who the hell u think u r
u should be kissing my ass right now

>>150128973
This reminded me. Whats the name of the site that lets you view all the onlyfans stuff for free.

>>150129579
Google

>>150129560
cabron
i need to see your balls

>>150129579
fap ello?

>>150129579
coomer and other one that i dont recall
and is not jsut onlywhores, for example, the paid content of rpm is in that page aswell, i believe

>>150129560
>>150129609
well??

Currently at work getting paid to take a Lewis Hamilton

>>150129752
>getting paid to take a Rosberg's bitch
what does this mean

any ideas how to survive summer break?

>>150129913
Foster a dog and then abandon it at the end of summer

>>150129913
you lean back and take a moment to imagine all the mclaren 1-2s that are about to come in the rest of this season

>>150129787
poo in loo

i queried my AI slopbot of choice about are Edd:
>Edd Straw is a well-known Formula 1 journalist and broadcaster, recognized for his analytical approach and extensive coverage of grand prix racing. He has worked with outlets like The Race, RACER, and Autosport, and is often seen in the F1 paddock or trackside, sporting a distinctive beard and mustache.

when has the big lad ever had facial hair?

Thinking about dinner

>>150130162
finnanon face reveal

have a shirtless george you queers

>>150130199
why is there blood on the ground?

>>150130286
Trying to find speed

>>150130286
it's that time of the month

>>150130286
the technical term for that there be the "deck", landlubber

Why is there deck etc

ick on eck

I really don't want the goblin to win.

>>150130423
best rb driver in hungary

gimi

>>150130468
I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING

>>150130494
That should be holding a butter knife

Good news for Lance

>>150130511
has he got a loicence for one of them?

>>150130162
Looks disgusting. Wouldn't eat that.
The food neither.

>>150129913
eat pasta, drink beer, snort stimmies and fuck pussy

>>150130558
this is it, this is /f1/ in a single image

>>150130162
>tfw no black queen touching my nipples

>>150127777
sophia quads

>>150130558
oh fuck I forgot I could be drinking beer right now

Predictions for the second half of the season?

>>150130637
the STUPID CHINK wins with 2 races to go, aston takes p5 in the wcc and lonso p1 in f1.5, no driver changes

>>150130637
5 more podiums for lecuck
5 more Q1 eliminations for sir poois

>>150130637
ps3 mindbreaks kwabdo and the mclel pit wall thats trying to sabotage him

>>150130742
I almost want to see Lekek win in a race where Sir Lewis falters.
Almost.

>>150130774
for me, it's a lechuck "win" where he gets DSQ afterwards for excessive plank wear or being underweight or something silly, and a ham DNF
preferably at monza

>>150130637
I remain single.

>>150130563
>>150130590
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150131159
Do you not have a cock

I really want Oscar to win this year because it's gonna be anotha '21, with McLaren doing everything they can to favor Lando, and yet they'd miss the mark and have to reluctantly celebrate while Norris Sr. asks for this millions back

So is toto a jew or what?
He acts identically to one, and has done for a long time, too many times in that unmistakable way to be a coincidence.

>>150131281
You should know by now

>>150131262
NEXT TOUR OF F1 ACADEMY DRIVER ROOMS INCLUDING RUFFLING THROUGH THEIR KNICKER DRAWERS

>>150131281
He has literally said he has jewish blood

>>150131262
what did she mean by this?

>>150131297
Dibs on Doriane's

>>150131300
No he didn't. All he did was talk about having a Jewish friend when he was younger and often visiting his family.

>>150131310
may i interest you in chloe chong instead

I ate 1.5 plates at the restaurant and I wasn't even hungry. Dad refused to eat half of his. I feel so fucking Edd right now, I can feel my skin greasing up from the inside.

>>150131323
>Soon after the wine arrives (“It is a good one or can we mix it with cola?” Wolff enquires of the restaurateur) we head off in an unexpected direction. Hearing me speak German, he asks where I learnt the language, and when I start to explain that my Jewish grandfather fled Vienna in the late 1930s, Wolff reveals that, while baptised, he is of Jewish heritage too.

>>150131262
What is wrong with this woman?

>>150131372
Well she is pregnant. I just found out so congrats to her

>>150131323
>>Yes i just got "randomly" taken in by a fello-cough-cough t-totally unrelated jewish family, out of the innate hospitality that all jewish people are known to have.
>>Look at that! - the financial consulting company i've recently set up despite purportedly coming from a poor background, having no money and flunking school is earning me returns of millions within a few years, definitely no foul play going on here - hee hee.

>>150131394
>>150131262
Yuki is the father

>>150129528
holy fuck ty

>570 bongs until next race

>>150131363
>Mercedes team boss Toto Wolff reveals he himself has experienced what it’s like to be subjected to this type of abuse.

>“I was the subject of anti-semitism in Vienna,” the Austrian explained.

>“I wasn’t a Jew but my best friend was and I lived with his family. And I know how it is on Saturday morning to walk into the synagogue and have anti-semitic abuse and it is just terrible.

>“I think how it has evolved over time. It was somehow understood that you have to accept a little bit of suffering if somebody was making a sexist comment or something that was just described as banter, but today, that is just not on anymore.

>>150131416
imagine willingly creating another naomi osaka

>>150131513
back when Hulk was the tallest drivers

>>150131427
>>150131427
>jewish descent
>spent his youth in a jewish family
anon...

Edd's doctor status?

y'all

>>150131566
Damn now I'm kinda hungry...

>>150131566
Gonna be trying this, thanks for bringing it to my attention

narb a shit

what did they mean by this? what is edd not telling us?

>>150131875
Edd refuses to share exactly how racist he is. Not because he is afraid, but because he's always eating, and polite enough not to eat and talk at the same time.

>>150130511
>>150130494
hes belgian, he has access to some crazy arsenal

>>150131911
nice FAMAS, but that's French

>>150131566
Memes aside how good is Greggs? Is it KFC tier or is it better then the cheaper fast food chains.

>>150131929
It's a f2000 no?

>>150132090
sure, but on /k/ everything is famas

>>150132090
no you're thinking of this

>>150132051
>how good is Greggs?
It's British.

>>150132180
let's say I'm an Edd sized individual looking for a handheld snack in germany, where do I go? not including kebab and american fast food.

>>150132225
Currywurst

>>150132225
A bakery, I guess?

Gonna goon to black women everyday until the next race

>>150132321
and next race what, asian?

>>150132357
I only have jungle fever and not yellow fever

>>150127846
He is a great Napoleon lookalike

>>150132366
i see i see

>>150130162
you just know she sucks him dry
>>150131417
wew lad

>>150127872
Nice of you to take time off from eating to post, Crofty.

>>150132385
Both at the same time.

villeneuve vas violated

Hamilton was violated

>>150132558
so was Kevin

have a couple of yacht whores

>>150130286
ever see The Talented Mr. Ripley?

/f1/ confession: I've never been to Greggs

>>150132880
I've been watching since Senna's era, I've never attended a race, and I probably never will. And it doesn't bother me.

>>150132932
my understanding is that following/watching a race is worse on track, but that a fan should go to a race at least 1 for the ambient

>>150132957
same with any sport t b h f a m

I also fapped to that Austrian poster's underboob once. It was ok.

gooning to greggs right now

f1 related because edd

f1 related idea: gimi

>>150132976
Ugly?

>>150132957
i went to silverstone this year and i agree that watching on TV is way better, but the vibes irl are insane.

also, you get to see F4,3,2 too

>>150133000
There is no way that she could ride a skateboard in those heels.

>>150133036
I didn't even notice the skateboard.

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

fun fact: the red car is responsible for this collision according to the globohomos

>>150133159
idk man, he works hard and cares for his dog and is aware of how lucky he is. Not bad for an autismo. But yeah he sucks at driving F1 cars.

>>150133169
I feel like if I watched at the time I would have hated Hill and Villeneuve so much.

>>150133171
>he works hard

>>150133169
To be fair, everybody loves to divebomb in vidya. And those won't ever give you a penalty for divebombing either, but generally will for turning into someone, no matter the circumstance.

>>150133248
>I feel like if I watched at the time I would have hated Hill and Villeneuve so much.
Not if you'd followed English-speaking broadcasts exclusively.

>>150133169
you can actually see the moment the magnetic sidepods activate
disgraceful!

>>150133169
where he goin

The pattern is going the wrong way, you should never be able to win multiple championships from a single source of competitiveness. It takes so long for these industrial apparatuses to react that 3-4 years go by (an entire regulation cycle) before anyone can seriously challenge a team who've been winning due to a single successful exploit. Ideally you'd be able to respond to any technical development in time to be competitive the next year. It's not chance, the reason we've been blighted by so many streaks of domination since 2000 (but maybe before that) is due to the latency of these teams of thousands to respond fast enough. And if nothing is changed, there's no reason to believe this pattern will only continually get worse and worse as time goes on.
I feel as if things are already at an unbearable state.

The only way i can see of fixing this, is if at the moment when a team wins either championship the entire technical specifications and design documents and blueprints of the winning cars are immediately published.
A competent team that really deserves to win multiple championships will have the capacity to continually develop and produce new winning ideas and philosophies of design, not just be carried on lazily on the merit of one good idea. If a team cannot do this, they don't deserve to win.

>>150133465
Text too long, here is subway surfers video to keep attention span as shoet as possible

TL;DR by ChatGPT:
F1 dominance streaks happen because it takes rival teams years to respond to one team's successful technical exploit, letting them win multiple championships from the same advantage. To fix this, the winning team's car specs should be published immediately, forcing champions to keep innovating instead of coasting on one good design.

>>150132505
oh really? what gave that away???

Why do 90% of F1 drivers look slightly inbred?
Not horribly ugly or anything, but there's something slightly off about the proportions...

>>150133308
>Not if you'd followed English-speaking broadcasts exclusively.
I do that now and dislike Norris and Hamilton so I doubt it. In fact I think I dislike them significantly more because of british media.

>>150133870
it was fine since the 2020 season by the official definition wasn't a real world championship anyway

>>150133902
>Why do 90% of F1 drivers look slightly inbred?
The same reason that potatoes look like potatoes. They are. I mean Max Verstappen is openly breeding with his sister and everyone seems fine with it.

Increase the number of sausage kerbs by 1000%. Ban swearing on radio. A new Tel Aviv street circuit. All drivers have to thank Ben Sulayem after the race or receive a $1,500,000 fine.

Max Furstappen :3

oh god just let me die now PLEASE

>>150134019
I saw a vid of some guy yiffing in that outfit.

>>150134049
can i sit on you?

>dude he's so based I'd let him breed my sister
what f1 fanbase is this /f1/?

>>150134067
as long as it ends my suffering
your reward will be a cheeseburger

edd

>>150134173
i've done worse for an armful of triple cheeseburgers

I think I could beat off any F1 driver

>>150134285
and a hungry jack’s coupon

>>150134269
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=jvrPHF2divruXw1w

>>150134117
Hulkenberg, as he was born on the same year Full Metal Jacket came out.

>>150134269
>>150134356
https://youtu.be/MF4LnJZTyOQ?t=50

>>150134117
#TeamLH

how long until they race again I'm going insane aaaaaaarrghh

>>150134418
#TOGETHERWERISE

Someone ITT name is Steve.

>>150134449
They will never race again

>>150134356
>>150134381

Imagine if Edd hopped on the trt and get jacked, juicy and shredded

>>150133915
Well, you are here. Thereby escaping that media echochamber. You wouldn't have that option back in the late 90s, at least not to the same extent.

Imagine if Edd hopped on the hrt and get jacked, juicy and shredded

Imagine if Edd

This is nothing like mario kart

Edd would look hot dressed as Wario

This is however a post on /sp/.

>>150134649
imagine there's no heaven
it's easy if you try
no hell below us
above us, only sky
imagine all the people
eating for today

now you remember racing

>>150134721
Yoooouwhooooooh…

now you remember thread #8008

>>150134965
GOOD LORD I WOULD BURY MY FACE INTO THOSE TITTIES AND SUCKLE ON THEM, SHOWING THEM NO MERCY JUST SUCKSUCKSUCK MMMMMMMHHHNNHH~!

>>150135015
Same bro. Same.

>>150134909
No, I can't recall the sight of racing, nor the sound of engines, nor the smell of petrol in the air.

>>150133465
It does seem like since 2000 we've been in an endless cycle of domination, before that it was rare for a team to dominate for more than 2-3 years, and that was more bearable since you had reliability to spice things up.

i recall the smell of petrol very well

>>150135592
don't be rama rama

>>150135622
>mfw its been 13 years
I wonder how many of the kids from that are dead now.

>>150135652
are you referring to corporeal death or the metaphorical death of a child as one reaches adulthood?

>>150135771
I hear if you get a good sniff of petrol, it blunts those existential thoughts.

>>150135652
the first girl singing is a grandma now

>>150135802
f1 drivers are often in the proximity of fuel fumes and they seem quite happy qed rama rama is good

>>150134965
i love tits so much bros...

Poois suggesting Ferrari next livery
https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg?si=3UU2hOd_1m4ztOIH

>>150133980
Kelly was prettier before surgery.

>>150136521
Sexo Machina

>>150136521
his shunt in monaco in 1994 was scary

Cuba next

>>150136354
as a one time special black hp livery for 2026
the main 2026 livery will feature an all-white nose and the hp logo prominently, a red halo with the HP logo featured in the center, the front wing 50% white and 50% red with hp logos on the front and on both endplates, the back section will be red with a big white stripe with hp logos on both sides, and the rear wing will be white and blue with HP four hp logos spread across it
also the driver suits will be 60% white with two more hp logos present than this year's

ded to mclel

PS3 is due for a DNF

>>150137137
Lando living in his head rent free while Lando bottles and wins

FUcking hilarious

>>150126886 (OP)
Scott the Woz?

why do you dislike F1's new podium ceremony song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf1hKtrA9lg

>>150137484
autism

>Edd Straw
>Edd Sheeran
maybe.... just maybe...

>>150137484
>cgi

>>150137577
Edd Strawran?

>>150131566
>sharing

>>150131145
lewis hamilton should watch this course

gimi

ham OUT
alb

>>150133980
Aggressive mimicry is a form of mimicry in which predators, parasites, succubi or parasitoids share similar signals, using a harmless model, allowing them to avoid being correctly identified by their prey or host. Zoologists have repeatedly compared this strategy to a wolf in sheep's clothing. In its broadest sense, aggressive mimicry could include various types of exploitation, as when an orchid exploits a male insect by mimicking a sexually receptive female

>>150137974
The solution is to let a Brazilian driver win a GP but play the anthem backwards. This could take some time.

more like AlbOUT

>>150132357
no depth
no definition
pathetic

>>150137983
Out is not an antonym of On. How do you feel about Alboff?

>23 days until the Dutch Oven Grand Prix
I'm going insane.

>>150137999
i was trying to distinguish her from a wilhelms driver, inverted satan

Personally, I don’t believe the day has really started until I see that post from the French anon of the Pepe holding the coffee mug

>>150138044
how does this make you feel?

>>150138044
calm down

>>150138053
THAT COCK'S PISSING IN THE CUP

>>150129972
shockingly original

>>150138062
he did WHAT in his cup

morning lads

>>150138098
i've carved you name on a tombstone now i'm going to clobber you to death with it fuckhead

>>150137484
what does APXGP even stand for?
Americam P?????? X?????????? Grand Prix?

Don't tell me it's just Apex shortened

>>150135879
>>150135953
>>150136354
CUM :DDD

>>150138119
It's just Apex shortened

>>150138119
American Power eXtreme

>>150138098
bonjour mon ami

>>150138117
you carved me name ?

I remember when APX was a preset for the LAME mp3 encoder. Oink's Pink Palace, jumpers for goalposts isn't it

>>150138098
And there he is!

>>150138188
What is that?

LEC should leave Ferrari, he's too good for them.

>>150138298
THIS IS SO

INCREDIBLY

FRUSTRATING.

WE'VE LOST ALL

COMPETITIVENESS.

YOU JUST HAVE TO

LISTEN TO ME, I

WOULD HAVE

FOUND A

DIFFERENT WAY OF

MANAGING THOSE

ISSUES

NOW IT'S JUST

UNDRIVEABLE.

UNDRIVEABLE. IT'S

A MIRACLE IF WE

FINISH ON THE

PODIUM

>>150138298
And go where? Audi?

>Max going be stuck at only 4 WDCs
shame
he could've passed hamilton and become the GOAT

>>150138322
indy500

>>150126886 (OP)
Who's the nerdcopter?

>>150138053
You don't want to leave next to an agricultural field like this

>>150131342
>chloe chong
What are you a fucking ped-
>2007 was 18 years ago

>>150131394
That dude is just a slightly whiter version of Sainz

>>150138404
Leclerc's brother

>>150133169
same with senna

>>150138322
he should just fuck off because he's annoying and not as good as he thinks

My Idea for Monaco Sunday
Rolling 5 lap Time Trial playing to Monaco strengths while avoiding the overtaking problem.
1 hour before start winner of qualifying chooses start position, then 2nd etc.

Assume Car20 goes first and Car1 goes last.
Start: Car20 does an out lap.
Car20 does a standing start from the right side of the pit straight.
Car20 does a second lap.
Car20 does a third lap. Car19 waits at pit exit and after Car20 goes through does an out lap with a maximum time limit to be out of the racing line.
Car19 pulls over to the right side of pit straight. Car20 starts lap 4 down the left side of the straight.
Car20 starts lap 5. Car19 gets into the starting box.
Car20 is halfway through lap 5. Car19 does a standing start from the right side.
Car20 does an in lap, has a mandated maximum time to exit the track. Car19 starts lap 2.
Car19 starts lap 3. Car18 waits at the pit exit etc....

Crash equals DQ. Other car on track refuels and new tyres and then leads the restart.

Overall time about 1hr 45mins plus restarts.

Thought Anyone?

>>150138655
Unless it rains during that time and not earlier, being last gives you a big advantage.
It will not improve monaco.

>>150138655
Better idea: Just install sprinklers.

>>150138671
Winning qualie should give an advantage, especially at Monaco because Saturday still needs to be relevant.

Paddock rumor: Briatore beat up Colapinto so that replacing him with Aron would fall under force majeure and thus wouldn't count towards the 4 drivers per season rule.

>>150138692
Yes, but you just make the winner win for sure in a slightly different method. There is a reason they all go as late as possible.

>>150131345
ffs germany you aren't meant to eat the plates
that really is an edd move

>>150138098
late coffee time because builders was in building around me sebastian kettle all mornin

Is lewis actually gay? If you're 40 and rich and haven't had kids yet I'm assume you're not creampieing enough pussy

>>150139087
nah he's just autistic

how are things today

>>150139127
Good, thanks for asking

>>150139127
Not bad as long as nothing major breaks for the next two bongs

>>150139266
Tell it to me straight, is Yuki getting a boot at the end of the year?

>>150139127
iyiyim

>>150138298
he could do WEC with them instead, they seem to do a lot better there anyway

is it possible that edd straw was repeatedly raped as a teen in boarding school and then started to eat too much as a coping mechanism?

>>150138313
>WOULD HAVE
>FOUND A
>DIFFERENT WAY OF
>MANAGING THOSE
>ISSUES
What would have been this mysterious different way?
Two of the three cars that finished in front of him were on the same strategy.

>>150138639
Still seething huh seb

>>150138404
>nerdcopter
Say that to his face fucker not online and see what happens

Dead sport

>>150139374
>Yuki getting a boot at the end of the year
You mean will he win a race and continue Ricciardo's stupid tradition?

>>150139439
>What would have been this mysterious different way?
Not hiring Sir Lewis and spending those 100M in car development.

>>150139449
Seb is the swiss anti ricciardo poster

>>150139482
driver salaries aren't included in the cost cap

dead sport
Gilles Villeneuve

>>150139493
Most teams have ways around that cost cap.

SHE HAS A KNIFE!

@grok is this true

>>150139752
>r/lewishamilton
kek

>>150139783
it's a /k/ope that would also work in Leclercs favor, though

>>150139752
So Hamilton sucks even in a car that's borderline illegal?

>>150139756
>filename
if only

>>150139824
you just know he's going to get hit by a car in the streets of monaco

>>150139127
No One Piece chapter today, week ruined

>>150139824
why

>>150139888
ugly people get furious when they see cute

>>150139881
>No One Piece chapter today
Who's still readiong that shit anyway?
>French flag
Oh, well ...

Im so glad im skipped this Season and do something else. F1 is really waste my precious time. Should skipped the season since 2022.

Probably im just skipped Motorsports in general. Its getting gayer and gayer and we never gonna go back to the good old days.

>But PS3 vs Norris
We all know McLaren gonna rig it for Norris to win WDC. Dont hold your breath. its already happen before

>>150128395
It's amazing how every time he opens his mouth only the most retarded and attentionwhorish shit ever comes out.

>>150139955
>>But PS3 vs Norris
No one is saying that

>>150139973
Still better than "The dead speak!".

>>150139973
when will the humiliation end already

Horse power.

>>150140170
Speaking of which: How's Emilia?

>>150140187
Passed away due to internal injuries including a perforated colon.

>>150139973
I think he is finally completely done with Ferrari.
He wants out.
https://x.com/sharr__leclerc/status/1941516009422324123

>>150139955
Explain the "good old days"

Ferrarifags are all redditors

>>150140214
Less british, more engine roar

>>150140225
>Less British
When?

>>150140170
that horse looks smug

So what will happen today?

>>150140268
hamilton's smoky beverage comes out today

>>150140289
>non-alcoholic
>spirit
pick one

>>150140289
>non-alcoholic

>>150140289
>>150140303
Almave Homo?

>>150140170
why the long face

>>150131566
Woah floating gravy cup no way!

greggs gravy. gross

>23 open positions at Red Bull
Someone here looking for a job?
https://www.motorsportjobs.com/en/jobs/red-bull-racing-formula-one-team

>>150140460
but what if it tastes good

>>150139127
Tragic, just like my life currently

>>150140460
It’s ackshually KFC’s gravy thoughbeit

kfc gravy. gross

edd we all know you lurk here, please just post your opinion on the gravy

Sex. Cum. In that particular order.

Always rember: asking a girl her age gives them the ick. If she's into you, just go with it, pussy.

>This guy is still alive
Hes as old as Alonso now

>>150140584
I don't think that's a valid defence in court

551

>>150140594
>in court
Just run for president afterward and pledge your allegiance to Israel
You will be ok

>>150140460
>>150140514
>>150140536
It's the Colonel's gravy on Gregg's sosig

>>150140594
You are the reason so many girls nowadays are getting fucked by non-whites. Imagine having a moist pussy in heat breathing in your direction and all you can think of is being a good little beta cuckold

>>150140619
LET ME IN THERE

>>150140676
finnish them

What is the /f1/ equivalent of full kit wankers?

>>150140711
Christian Horner

>>150131145
Imagine paying for this shit lmao

>Ford will join F1
FUCK
FORD?! More like FOUND ON ROAD DEAD

FORMULA ONE RACE DISASTER

>>150140730
itll be hella funny if the races start and the ford cars didn’t work

Formula
One
Racing
Dead

>>150138062
it's just cock juice, relax

Formula One: Riding Dicks

>>150138331
Statsfags get the rope. Max is the goat.

You're thinking of Fiat.

Max please touch my pingas

Formula One Racist Dudes

>>150140711
Any form of contemporary merch.

>>150140777
trips of truth witnessed

fix it again tony

uhhh.... bros?

>>150140834
>t.

>>150140844
already revealed to be a drink announcement

Every day I am thankful I don't support Ferrari

i just dont think alba is that pretty

>>150140418
goes well with the long ears

i just dont think

>>150140844
What the fuck is a "hay welch"?
Someone who doesn't want to give away dried grass?

>>150140919
Euphemism for blonde hairy pussy

If Leclerc is so good, why doesn't Toto offer him a seat, now that his negotiations with Verstappen failed?

Toto has a bias. You know this.

>>150140945
bias for preteen boys

>>150140933
wtf I love hay welch

>>150140892
Congrats, you have eyes

>>150140738
South Africa GP, 1977

I don't think I merely vroom

>>150140939
Charles genuinely does not want to drive for any other team. You can't buy him out. He really loves Ferrari, and just wishes for them to get their shit together.
He will only go to another team after losing all hope in Ferrari, and he's not there yet.

>>150141009
mass dampers are banned
get this horse bitch off the grid

>>150141038
damn, /f1/ outside of race weekends is really just like r/lewishamilton

baking

toasting

snaking

leaving

>>150140674
>DONT BE A KEK!!
>talks like a cuck
lel

banking

>>150130199
chorizo nipples

>>150141056
but he told you the truth that literally everyone knows, what else do you even want

>>150140992
You’re laughing. Two young lives were slain and you’re laughing?

Top Gear is tip top

/f1/ IS DEAD IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150141117
no

new
>>150141131
>>150141131
>>150141131