Thread 150127408

hawthorn v collingwood

iggs

>>150127408 (OP)
haha that's funny and interesting

Why didn't you use my picture and my template?

>>150127419
thanks mate

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150127424
>disclaimer that the polls are not scientific

i need collingwood to win for my own peem but i do like seeing mcgae sweat

fuck men

AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!

Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!

Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!

>>150127424
A lot of people are going to have to.... eat crow

>>150127444
bit gay this

So crows, lions and cats are definites for top 4 right? And the hawks and dogs are competing for a spot in the 8?

currently cleaning the apartment, the landlordberg will be showing it to new tenants on the weekend

that was a fast review

Why is bobby hill not in the team

watching my femboy sissy bf clean the apartment in a maid outfit

>Jiath needs to be athletic which is his one-wood
Howie WTF

jack riewoldt talking about how 'gifted' and 'aethletic' jiath is

>>150127459
It should be when it's that straightforward.

>>150127424
>finish 3rd
>3%
My porties finna surprise everyone

BT finna get a please explain from the afl for not shilling crypto.com

I feel like Collingwood deserve the Hollywood moniker, Nick Daicos is an A lister.

There is nothing likeable about Collingwood

>>150127462
no clue
>>150127470
it's from a vic paper, notice how even teams like gws that looked good at the time are that low and fucking carlton are on top

>>150127455
Where are you going to go?

Frampton *sigh*

Hawk win would fucking KINO

>>150127455
lol cuck
shoulda told the cunt it's not your prerogative,
but you didn't -- because you're a cuck

Can’t believe there’s anons here who choose to watch ch 7

Jack Gumption is timeless

>>150127455
Leave a stinky surprise somewhere >:)

>>150127483
They're only choosing to if they don't have kayo.

>>150127483
As bad as Howie, Reiwoldt and Matt Hill are, I couldn't imagine watching it on 7

>>150127483
I choose not to pay for the absolute shit season this year has been mate

>>150127480
probably best to put the dildos away to be fair

Might wank to the kmart ads on social media

Tax the fucking rich

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBA

>>150127490
Chuck the radio on

lmfao pies are actually going to drop out of the 8

>>150127494
>Literal vaginas on display
Undies stocks on the rise

>>150127497
Would

>>150127494
Is that Daicos' missus?

>>150127490
streams exist

>>150127490
I know, that’s why i said choose
>>150127492
Literally not your ‘mate’

was going to share what I wrote today, but it's 2015 characters long

>>150127503
Woahhh
I reckon it is

>>150127497
Reminds me of a fat Kath. Would desu senpai.

CHOL’S A N

fucking collingwood losing when i need them to win fucking piefuckers

the pies are on dire

>>150127497
is this an AI enfattened version of Kath?

the pies are not on fire

AYO yeah BOI dat wat imma talking bout

those zoomed in shots of chol are a jumpscare

Should've chucked $50 on the Hawks. They were like $2.85, weren't they?

I fucking hate Sidebottom

collingwood are your may premiers KEK

how did poort convince everyone houston was good?

>>150127539
this but black people

FRAMPTON, THAT WAS CAMERON'S MARK YOU UTTER SPASTIC

>>150127497
cute face and tits bigger than belly = acceptable plaphog

>>150127534
do you think his mates call him "moppy"?

How do you feel about Longbottom?

wtf are the pies defenders doing

>Pies lose again
Missing the 8 bros...?

Has Houston actually been crap this year?

>>150127548
what do bIack people have against sidebottom?

obese women stink

MY chol

>>150127560
they're done

Frampton? Dean? Who the FUCK is more spastic

>>150127546
He was good at port and port look much worse without him. Be happy to have him back tbqhwy.
Pies don't use him correctly.

>>150127546
He didn't have to defend at Poort. Doesn't seem to be allowed to seagull at Pies. Just makes him useless though.

Chol is such an “athlete”

>>150127558
He’s grim

>letting Chol do this to you
Pies will not win a final

AHHH JUMPSCARED AGAIN
>>150127574
houston

>>150127564
OUT OF 10

>mumza never misses the front bar
>doesn't watch footy at all
Anyone else have this?

another trash thursday night game and i have work tomorrow jdimsa

Quite bewildered pies supporters actually rate frampton

GET FRAMPTON OFF
GET HIM OF QUIIIIIIIICK

>>150127587
I listen to Sen all day but barely actually watch footy

Pies have given up.

darcy moore cant handle big men

wow moore is actually useless
not even exaggerating he does fucking nothing

FUCKING DARCY AGAIN
FUCKIN GET HIM OFF

the collywobbles

If I were Macrae I would ban the players from Wet on Wellington until they can get their shit together

>>150127587
yeah i watch porn everyday and never have sex

>>150127603
He's only ever been good when he doesn't actually have to defend.

whatever at least i'm getting my tip right

>>150127603
>he does fucking nothing
What about cheap shotting people on the ground?

>>150127611
Based literally me

got doms fucking everywhere

>>150127575
>>150127577
Even if he can't defend his disposal was supposed to be elite but it's actually been shit

>Nick Daicos on the bench
>Started on the bench for the first 12 minutes of the game
Literally not playing. Only in the team because he didn't want to end his consecutive games played streak.

>>150127609
This might be considered discrimination

>>150127620
Why's that mate?

Reminder that it was actually Nathan Murphy who held the pies defence together in 2023. Since he medically retired their defence hasn't been the same.

>39 point margin
Hey that's what the bookies set as the border between 1-39 and 40+
They're calibrating something here these two teams

>>150127616
true
he also cheap shots people in contests (witts, petracca) but somehow never gets suspended

>>150127633
I've never heard of this player

>Collingwood need to play the crows next week
Crows are going to win by 80 points

>>150127623
From what I've seen at the Pies he's not getting the ball fed to him in space anymore. Port used to isolate him, get him free and then get the ball in his hands when they could. He's a decent kick but looks a lot better when he's not under pressure at all. Maybe he's just out of form or I haven't seen enough of him at the Pies but feels different to the role he had at Port.

>>150127633
so true

>>150127630
new lifting routine

>>150127620
I haven't had doms in ages because I'm a lazy fuck. I'd have a monster case if I actually lifted something again.

>>150127633
>Naicos was the one who concussed him during training
This is like poetry, it rhymes

Where can I watch free stream?

>>150127627
Of course, Hawks are a dirty team who go out of their way to injure players.

>>150127646
Even when he gets it in space he puts too much air on it and sits it on blokes heads

>Howe gone so sub activated
>Pendlebury getting work done on bench
>N. Daicos benched and useless on field
>Moore an empty HIV+ jersey
Pies are cooked, will lose by 50+ and aren't going anywhere in finals

>>150127662
just watch it on 7plus?

watching new jack city on sbs online

>>150127620
>got doms fucking everywhere
>Lifting
No idea what doms means, especially in this context.

>(Con)doms
You've got gains so now girls are flocking to you and you're rooting a bunch?

>dom(inatrix)
You've met a bunch of muscle mummies at the gym and got them coming around to peg you?

>>150127646
Big fish in a small pond being released into the ocean.

>>150127680
It's an anagram

>>150127646
He was good under pressure too
https://youtu.be/lqePpOkhEN0?si=kXE_g7HQwIrnBf2V

>>150127680
delayed onset muscle soreness

I love sarah jones :3

>>150127652
Oh ok

>>150127684
Mods = doms? Jannies watching you post?

i had a trying day and was looking forward to my pies playing well today
if this continues in the third quarter i am going to huddle up in bed

>>150127698
Is that pietranny

First Jew in the AFL com box other than Goldstein? Props to channel 7 for celebrating diversity

>>150127698
corr

why would christian petracca agree to be in an ad where he is just a stepladder for another player?

who have collingwood beaten?

>literally everyone in the top 8 is worse than last year except the crows and suns
Fuck sake why did my porties have to pick this year to finally drop off. Could have actually made a grand final with last years team in 2025.

>>150127408 (OP)
Thanks Pies for taking this useless cunt.

post yfw collingwood comes back and wins anyway

rigged: advantage collingwood

>>150127763
reminder they lost to gws, gc, freo, hawthorn, bane
those are the real contenders

>the little champion
>the little champion
Shut the fuck up Kingy. I'll be texting into SEN tomorrow to voice my anger

>>150127799
cats too

>>150127805
yfw she's riddles with scribble tatts now

Naicos with his career best game

>>150127408 (OP)
Do the holden SS commodores have anything to do with Nazism? If so how the fuck was this allowed?

>>150127815
source?

you guys saw what sydney did last year and fell for collingwood doing the same thing this year lol

>>150127785
>Turns out Port won the trade

>>150127829
S in German is not S in English

Another awful game of football

>>150127805
Crisp nat poster

>>150127815
Grim fucking grimglish

>>150127687
I meant physical pressure.

>>150127851
Can blame sniper Jai for that one

32 and have never had sex

>2022 pick 19 - Ed Allan
>2023 pick 25 - Harry DeMattia
>2024 no first rounder
KEK the cliff is coming, west coast era incoming

Collingwood dropping their shit like they've just been to Wet on Wellington.

>>150127672
Defence is bad but sure enough it's the midfield so many people predicted would collapse because of their over reliance on senior citizens.

>>150127815
I hate how stupid women are.

>>150127835
Joe Richards has actually been good for port this year

Piesperg are you ok?
Are you ok, Piesperg?
You were gloating so much earlier in the season and now it's all falling apart. Are you ok?
Geelong 2019/Fremantle 2015 all over again. Hot start, get all the hype, but too old to sustain it later in the year.
Collingwood are deflated and have zero youth coming through. And now McRae is demanding the club trade the farm for Petracca LOL

>>150127864
Track this woman down.

>>150127891
i can fix her

>>150127864
Based Zak Butters in 8 years

It's not September yet.

>>150127814
yep forgot them somehow

>>150127891
Love her big flaps

>>150127897
>t. plastic surgeon
She's bogged enough already.

>a month ago
>the pies have so much depth we dont even need mitchell!
>plot twist: mitchell is shit

I have a cone shaped head

>>150127891
When is this dumb slut gonna take it up the butt?

>>150127891
Is this a new 'have sex with X people in 24 hours' record type thing? Know /afl/ was raving about that Knight alien girl having sex with ~500.

my farts are right off

Who is the other collingwood bald cunt besides sidebottom?

>>150127916
She has said anal is exclusive for hubby

>>150127917
Neither of them had sex with anywhere near that many men.

>>150127916
>butt
FOY

>>150127891
Will be a born again Christian in like 7 years

>>150127917
tribe shenanigans

>chol oiled up
calm down howie ya poof

>>150127917
Yes. Lily Phillips claims to have beat Bonnie's record too recently.

I absolutely fucking swear that everytime Collingwood gets embarrassed like this, you always see Daicos sooking on the bench pretending he's injured, get treated over something minor.

>>150127919
Mitchell

>>150127920
That's dumb. If anything it should be the ooposite
>My warm, moist hole that's meant for breeding is open to anyone
>But you, dear husband, you can put your cock in my dirty shit hole
Anal is for sluts.

>>150127418
crisp

>>150127937
>his dick is too small to impregnate his wife thru her anus
LMAO @ YOU

>>150127935
Top tier OnlyFans content. She's to pretty.

Imagine getting pegged by her

Do you reckon Kath could break the record?

premiership teams don't lose at least four games out of the last seven rounds

>>150127936
100% classic seagull mentality

>>150127936
the eternal wog
>start performing poorly
>pretend you're injured so you don't look so bad

>>150127935
They can claim all they like without repercussion. There's no watchdog for whores making up lies on the internet. They're just fucking a dozen or so guys in masks (which is bad enough) and claiming it's ten times more

>>150127891
this is an annie knight general
we dont talk about that other woman here

>>150127946
*forgot the pic.

just woke up from my nap

>>150127958
Cute.

Business idea: Hawthorn vs Geelong GF

>>150127767
they will
also i just tried to do squiggle to show this but it seems to be dead

>>150127936
>>150127948
>>150127951
He has form. >>>/wsg/5942510

ngl these blacks have no game sense

imagine my surprised to awake to collingwood losing

>>150127974
She's so pretty

Pies have collapsed. It's never been so over.

>>150127977
vaxxed?

Where's daicos how come he isn't kicking goals and saving his team from the jaws of defeat? I just woke up I'm so confused?

Where are all the cocky Pies supporters that were in here week after week claiming they had the flag in the bag? Show yourselves, cowards. Everyone knows you're not at the game.

CollingSHIT

fag mcgay: we only lost one of our last one games xd

>>150127983
They're playing like they're triple boosted.

Could there be, dare I say it, a DRUBBING tonight?

what did the rast say to karl?
>ay mon

Premiership teams don't get beaten by 100 a month out from finals.

>>150128000
my dick does iykwim haha

meek by collingwood

>Ginnivan going to the bench
>Pauses near the Collingwood bench and searches for Craig Mcrae
>Stands there eyeballing him
KINO

Reminder that Craig McRae has said he wants more experienced players, not youth.

Collingwood will be topping up with old farts yet again.

>>150128000
Collingwood did in 2011. One of the best seasons in AFL history.

>>150128022
>Premiership teams
>collingwood in 2011
HUH?

Remember when there used to be a 900 second timer

>>150128022
Collingwood did not win the Premiership in 2011.

>>150128022
We weren't on that timeline.

Is Sidebottom related to front bum

>>150128019
They don't really have a choice, they don't have the trade or draft assets to get good kids. They really needed to win at least one flag with their senior citizens approach because they're going to have a big collapse when about 9 of their best 22 is cooked.

so how are collingwood actually going to fix this? is bringing in petracca in the off-season going to fix their issues?

>>150128032
Memoryholed

>>150128043
What are you talking about Nick is just entering his prime?

>>150128022
You lost by 96 to the team that beat you in the grand final, nonce.

>>150128043
Are they actually old or just a few headline old players?

>>150128067
The cats are so funny

>>150128052
They’re trading goldstein for frampton, oldmaxxing strat

>>150128043
>They don't really have a choice, they don't have the trade or draft assets to get good kids.
yeah because they spent them on 28 year olds in the last 2 years
old players always have 1 point where they suddenly look like shit and it never goes back, it'll happen this or next year

Fuck I hate Sidebottom

I am only like 5cm taller than Nick Watson

I didn't see nick the whole quarter I she ok?

>>150128093
It's so over

>>150128043
>They don't really have a choice, they don't have the trade or draft assets to get good kids
What do you mean they don't have a choice? They could easily just decide now is the time to retire some oldies and replenish with some youth.
Saying no draft picks isn't an excuse either. Richmond had no draft picks in 2023, but they've since done well to stock up on young talent. Richmond fucked up in 2022 when they traded the farm for Hopper and Taranto but they at least learned quickly from their mistake. With Collingwood and Craig McRae, it looks like they will keep trying to chase short-term fixes and refuse to address the youth problem.

I think Albanese should recognise the international statehood of Palestine, much like the AFL community should recognise the fraudulence of Nick Daicos.

Darcy Moore is weak from aids I've seen it before.

Tim Heidecker

>>150128093
Kek, are you cheeky and agile aswell like the wizard

>>150128111
I bet you have

so Pies trying to snag Silvagni is just bandaid for a bullet wound right?

NAICOS SORE NECK ALERT!! HE GOT A BIG OUCHIE!!

>>150128067
off the top of my head, young players
>long, naicos
older players:
>cameron, crisp, houston, schultz, mcstay, moore
actually old players:
>howe, sidearse, pendle, degoey, whe, elliott
if elliott alone was playing worse they would be cooked, he and the rest will fall off a cliff at some point and howe just got another bad injury

>>150128123
Yes it was ashame it's what led to commiepoof's demise.

>>150128127
why does this only seem to happen when collingwood are losing?

>>150128111
weak poof but still tries to snipe people, he's pathetic

>>150128067
They're old.
>Pendlebury 37
>Howe 35
>Sidebottom 34
>Mitchell 32
>Elliott 32
>Mihocek 32
>Crisp 31
>Membrey 31
>McStay 30
>Moore 29
>De Goey 29
When they hit the wall it will get tough.

THAT'S COLLINGWOOD FOR YOU
TOO OLD
TOO SLOW

My livers killing me

wanna take off? beat the traffic? yeah

I reckon Adelaide are gonna win the flag

>>150128156
Bit ironic really

Why is worpel in & out of the side, I think he’s quite good

>29
>old
It’s over

>>150128105
Richmond chose to bottom out because they wanted to accelerate their rebuild as well as avoid drafting against Tasmania. Next few drafts are going to be heavily compromised. Not a good time to have to rebuild. One thing Pies have in their favour is they'll always be a destination club so they will attract free agents but it will hurt to bottom out now.

>>150128164
he is slow and a ball butcher. Can extract but that's it. He just isn't a good player. He only was good the year mitchell was out as we had noone else to do it

>>150128167
Not for the Earth but for footy you're at the tail end of your career. Not everyone is a Zorko or Pendlebury. Most hit the wall very suddenly or are one injury away from forced retirement.

>>150128167
Wait until you turn 30.

Where is the big parochial collingwood crowd with all the diehard supporters?

>>150128192
side by side they stick together

>>150128160
yeah literally every "good" team from last year is objectively worse this year with the exception of Suns (just as inexperienced in September as Crows) and Geelong (softest run to September in the league).

Crows knock in the last few years has been their inability to win away from home but the last 2 months of the year they play good teams at home and shit teams away so its a non issue. 2 home finals they are going to get a pretty easy run to the grand final minimum. I reckon only brisbane finishing 4th and facing them in the first qualifying final could de-rail them. Anyone else they beat comfortably at home.

>>150128203
dog fans are pvre sovl

>>150128156
liver has no pain receptors, go doctor

>>150128184
He’s done many good things this year tho from what I’ve seen

>Collingwood
don't travel still lose

>>150128230
Stuck by the team when they were shit. Heart and soul of the club.
Not a front runner like fatguts.

>>150128093
Short people are more handsome because their face isn't lanky like tall people so its ok

The first to 100 usually wins

Why did chol leave gold coast when Hardwick was appointed coach?

Wasn’t frampton supposed to save Collingwood?

Any cope from collingpoofs? Hawks are currently without 2 of their best

don't like ginni but appreciate him because he's not a cardboard boring cutout generic media puppet

>>150128148
De Goey looks 34

>>150128262
Yes mate
Pies are without 3 of their best

>>150128247
Tall people just need the shoulders/frame to balance it out. It's harder for them to fill out though at the gym.
Most actors are short midgets though.

>>150128203
Bet the old hag on the right calls every young man she comes across "mate" in a condescending way

>>150128204
I keep forgetting about Geelong, but they're always a chance, would be pretty boring if they won it again

I turn 40 this year

this is not out of the realm of possibility if Pies lose to Dees in last game, Hawks beat Brisbane and GWS beat Gold coast.

>>150128281
crisp straffo

Pies just give up, no heart, no commitment. Pathetic club.

>>150128285
How dare you

>>150128235
silly girls

shall be getting 8 hours of sleep tonight

>>150128283
Did you fiddle with the percentages? A couple of belting means percentage could come into play rather than outright win/loss meaning Collingwood could beat Melbourne and still miss.

>>150128283
Missing the finals with 15 wins is quite the feat, I don't even think a 14 win team has missed it.

>>150128271
Lives pretty hard. His body will probably break down before a bunch of the people higher up that list than him.

fuckin hell how much does Eddie pay Howie every time he mentions Daicos. unreal.

>>150128283
tbf every other team in the 8 has shown much more form than them lately so that's probably what they deserve
>>150128299
yeah 14-15 wins has been top previously, there's 1 more round now but it's still crazy

theirs no freedom in the pies gamestyle they can't adapt on the fly when things aren't going their way

Ruby plays aflw?

>>150128296
didnt touch the percentages no so every win would have the same margin.

No i think if Pies beat Dees they are safe.
Meaning Dogs can also win all their remaining games and still miss on 15 wins too.

>>150128299
>>150128310
given half the league is shit now it just goes to show there are 9 good teams and 9 bad so someone has to miss.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE WILDCARD ROUND

kek gunston is 200 million years old and they are making him look like he's still in his prime

>>150128315
Yes

what an awful game of football, thanks sloppingwood

Where's big tough piessperg I wanna have a word about gays in sport?

>>150128305
Does he actually? I know he looks like a fuckwit but you never hear about him in the news passing out in a club like Tyson Stengle

Would a lady get upset if you ask her to wear picture related?

>>150128338
>bane has more fans in melbourne than hawks?

>>150128308
it's putrid, i can't listen to him on cw games
especially in a game like this where they're getting raped but he still has to suck them off

>>150128323
mumza is coping about the hawks
"actually after collingwood they are actually the oldest team in the league so I am sick of this young brash hawks persona they have"

mum thats literally just because of gunston and breust dragging their age up significantly

>>150128308
>>150128351
ABC radio. Sync it up.

I hate Nick Daicos

>>150128350
fitzroy boomers, people in qld don't care about footy, it's rugby territory

>>150128305
>>150128344
probably live to 90 but daicos dies in his 60's

>>150128364
your mum is rugby territory

>>150128344
You don't remember him travelling to Bali mid-season while on leave for injury and then the footage of him partying ended up on social media?

Always so many hot chicks at the G, yet I’ve never known one who was into footy

>under 2 minutes every time
KEK

>>150128359
can you do that without some app shit?

>>150128372
And he touched a girls boobies

>>150128374
they are just there to take photos of [current thing]

>>150128374
They only go for attention

>>150128371
They call her the scrum because she's regularly pawed at by 12 blokes.

>>150128371
no but terrell may iykwim haha

>>150128372
Just looked it up, didn’t know that happened

Yeah I been to a Essendon v Collingwood game and there was heaps of hot girls

>>150128374
i always see plenty of birds at the footy
i figure they're just spread really far out but i notice them more there because they concentrate there somehow

>>150128384
>>150128385
Many cases

>>150128170
>heavily compromised
Not an excuse. The 2009 draft was supposed to be a heavily compromised shit draft and it produced some of the best players of the past 15 years.
Collingwood have rubbish youth and too many old players. They have to address this asap. The destination club label only lasts if you're winning and considered a serious chance of winning the flag. If they drop out of the 8 next year, nobody is going to Collingwood in hopes of winning a flag.

>>150128388
Really? The footy media wouldn't shut up about it when it happened.

>a woman does anything
>ATENNSHUN SEEEKING WHOORE SLUT FUCK WOMEN WHERE IS MY ANDREW TATE DILDO TO FUCK MY ASS WITH

>>150128409
I memoryholed it I guess

>>150128376
Plug your radio into the computer and then delay it.

mpv av://alsa:pulse --audio-channels=1 --volume=80 --cache=yes --demuxer-cache-wait=yes --cache-secs="$1"
--cache-secs is how long you want to delay it. --cache-secs="3.8" means it waits 3.8 seconds before playing.

Or you can use VLC to stream the radio and delay the audio.
---
If you have a fancy tv you can pause the television feed and just use the internet stream of the radio call.

>>150128425
Women should be in the home tending to her white children not at the footy mate

I wish i had the social skills of a woman

>>150128408
>Not an excuse.
It kind of is. They went all in on the old bloke path. Can't just flip that mid stream to go all in on a bottom out rebuild like Richmond did. How are they going to collect a high volume of high picks? Who are they going to trade out for draft assets? I think they're better off just holding on to whatever draft picks they have now and actually taking them to the draft, seeing if they can snatch a grand final without giving up any more assets, then going full rebuild when the old blokes retire and being able to get in a chunk of early picks as they bottom out without Tassie.

I hate drinking water

I dont really know who andrew tate is but i hope he fucking dies

>>150128439
>sit around and giggle
>get fawned over
such skill

>>150128446
Probably because of all the fluorides and birth control in it

Not a misogynist but some women simply need to be put in their place and reminded that they are an inferior female by putting your hands on them

>>150128446
Fucking gaybo.

Women were made from man for man

What will the Fly cope be tonight?
Also this was the one match this weekend that presented as a big contest. What a gyp.

Sick of this Jewish talmudic matriarchal society we live in

>>150128465
mcgae is a fraud
watch him weasel talk about some random bullshit in his presser and the journalists still suck him off
>>150128477
yep couldn't agree more

should I go to bed?

Is snowpiercer the tv show any good

>>150128495
no it's slop

my cat is beseeching
nay, imploring
nay, pestering me to go to bed
the cunt is really persistent

>>150128472
Sounds gay

collingwood are your may premiers ladies and gentlemen

The waist/fly button on Nick Riewoldt's pants makes me want to punch someone. It looks seethingly stupid.

too bored to sleep and i have toil tomorrow finna end it all

>>150128444
>Can't just flip that mid stream to go all in on a bottom out rebuild like Richmond did
Why?
>How are they going to collect a high volume of high picks?
The same way Richmond did.
>Who are they going to trade out for draft assets?
Maynard as a FA gets band 1 compensation.
Darcy Cameron is out of contract and worth something.
That's a perfectly adequate start. They probably will lose both of those players in the off-season too. The problem is they will trade the assets for more old players like Petracca.

*whistles*

>>150128534
It's very pleasant I must admit

>>150128525
Just don't show up wtf they gon do

making a bean and sausage casserole for dinner tomorrow

Better be a veggie sausage mate

Made pea soup for dinner tonight. Expecting big things tomorrow.

>>150128575
crisp, love pea soup me

When you think about it consuming food is parasitical >I will consume your energy and you will power me

>>150128528
>Why?
>The same way Richmond did.
I just said they can't do that. They do not have the assets. They currently hold a late 2nd round pick and a late 3rd round pick.

Richmond had multiple third round picks to trade to teams needing them for Academy bids. They got pick 20 that way. Richmond had in and out of contract players in demand that they were able to trade. That's how they turned Baker into pick 14 which they then packaged with Bolton, a high-quality in demand player, to get 10, 11 and 18. And a combination of player in demand and club needing picks for academy bids is how they turned Rioli and a bunch of late picks they'd accumulated into 6 and 23.

How do you see Collingwood doing that? Who are they trading out?
>Maynard as a FA gets band 1 compensation.
Maynard re-signed for four years. They can't get that compo anymore and North doesn't have a first round pick to trade.
>Darcy Cameron is out of contract and worth something.
He's a 30 year old, out of contract ruck and his suitor is West Coast who can take him in the PSD should he not re-sign. Why would they offer anything of value? They'll probably offer Hawthorn's 2nd round pick at max.

>>150128560
how can you be making it tomorrow if it's already bean?

Milk and eggs are the only ethical foods to be eaten they will not grow into anything thus they are moral to consume

The reason they are forcing digital id on social media but not porn sites is so they can control what people hear in but also have the ability black mail people over the porn they look up if they start dissenting.

>>150128602
heh, clever

>>150128610
Makes sense, 2bh if that actually starts happen i might just totally give up on the internet

nick daicos can hold his head high

>>150128622
are you sure? he seemed to be having an issue with his neck when collingwood were losing

>>150128622
Jeremy Howe can hold his head.

>>150128598
Ok, so their position might be more rough than Richmond's in the context of replenishing youth, but I'd still say it's wrong to keep trying to double up on the old fart top-ups.
Even Geelong reached a point where they realized it's not sustainable anymore. There are ways to be creative with list management too; Geelong got Jack Bowes and pick 7 for free from the Gold Coast cause they needed to ease pressure on their salary cap.

The problem is McRae has vocally signaled multiple times that he wants "players, not kids". Collingwood are currently in the trap of always giving into the demands of their Premiership-winning coach, just like the Hawks with Clarko in 2016-2018, Richmond with Hardwick in 2022, Dogs with Bevo, etc. Times like this are when the CEO/Football Operations guy has to step in and see the bigger picture. The writing is on the wall, Collingwood have extremely limited scope for improvement and it's only getting more difficult next year. You can't keep topping up unless you're Geelong and attracting Jeremy Cameron with fishing at moggs creek and paying in farmland outside the salary cap.

>>150128626
Played the game with a super flu. Heroic effort to get out on the park desu.

>>150128610
Could they not just already do this?

>>150128636
>Geelong got Jack Bowes and pick 7
Kinda funny how that turned out.
All other clubs who showed interest in him just wanted them pick.
Geelong wanted Bowes the player (and he's been pretty good for them) with the player from the pick being unable to really break into the team.

Will be interesting to see if Jhye Clark ends up being a bust.

>>150128636
>Ok, so their position might be more rough than Richmond's in the context of replenishing youth
They're not even remotely comparable which is why it would be senseless to try and bottom out now in the position they're in.

I do agree they shouldn't get any more mature players in, and I said as much in one my posts, though if they're free agents they might as well. As I said they should just stick on the course they're on, accumulate as many draft assets where possible and have one more crack at pinching a flag because they're not in a position for a heavy rebuild. They just should not trade anything more in that pursuit for a flag and accept that what they have now, along with possibly some free agents, is what they'll have at their disposal to get it.
If they can snatch a flag in the next two years, perfect. If not, bottom out.

Fly is sounding loopy atm talking about process.

Reminder that macrae doesn't care about top 4, he can and will easily win the flag from 8th

>>150128604
>eggs
>will not grow into anything

>>150128726
lol, good luck. Only been done thrice in the AFL era.

>>150128763
When? pretty sure it's never been done

>Sarah shamelessly cheating on the quiz
kek, glad they showed the footage.

>>150128782
I meant from about outside the top 4. Winning it from 8th specifically though has never been done. Bane and Crows have won it from 5th and Dogs won it from 7th.

>>150128741
Correct.

>>150128792
Yea I knew that you fucking dipshit

>>150128792
Crows one has a huge asterisk too since they finished 5th, lost their first final and still played the next week.

>>150128741
If an egg isn't fertilised by the seed it has no life in it so yes now that I think about it honey can be added

>>150128803
That was under the old system, right? I don't even remember how it worked. Two lowest placed losers eliminated first week and highest placed winners get the next week off or something?

evening gents
who won?

>>150128904
Dawks

>>150128907
thanks mate
have I missed anything lately in /afl/?

keep thinking it's saturday tomorrow fuarkkkkk

>>150128670
The writing is on the wall. They cannot pinch a flag, they cannot bring in a Jeremy Cameron type player.
They have a huge dependency on old players who cannot keep the engines going in the back end of the year. Right now they are the oldest team ever in the history of the game, and they will be even older next year.

>>150128969
it is tomorrow iykwim haha

>>150128984
not 4me

>>150128989
no but steven delay

>>150128647
yep

grim

>>150128971
I agree it definitely looks like they pushed their chips all in with a bum hand but they knew the risks when they approached it. Maybe if the season wasn't so long or DeGoey could play more than 15 games a year. Stuck on that course now. Silvagni into their defence for free can help but I really don't know how they rectify the issues in the midfield. So Daicos-centric and then it's just old guys. They overestimated how much they can get out of Pendles, Sidebottom and Mitchell and then there's just no one else to pick up the slack after them. Maybe if Josh Daicos or McCreery becomes a full-time on baller? I don't really see anyone else on their list being able to help in the midfield or develop out of the blue into a top liner.

>>150129059
perryman would help surely, I mean they must have paid $900k for a reason
he played midfield in preseason as well, that's why they got him

>>150129075
maybe they should've targeted an actual midfielder instead of a half-back in hopes he can transition to midfield.
reminds me of carlton overpaying for zac williams in the hope he can play midfield because he played one decent game there for GWS

>>150129084
zac williams when he has gone into the midfield at carlton has looked very good because he isn't slower than molasses (unlike cripps/hewett/cerra/kennedy when he was there)
trouble is the guy breaks down very easily and is unfit

statistically perryman has been decent in the middle:
https://www.afl.com.au/news/1274561/could-the-collingwood-magpies-harry-perrymans-midfield-move-prove-a-greater-western-sydney-giants-mistake

I think collingwood need to try some of these young guys like harry demattia
ed allan should also walk back into the side

>>150129075
He has never showed much in the midfield when played there imo. Is Don't see him suddenly turning into a top mid next year at 27.

>A new poll has revealed a majority of Australians want the government to take stronger climate action and limit risks from extreme weather events such as bushfires.
>YouGov surveyed 1500 Australians, finding 77 per cent of respondents wanted stronger climate action.
Thoughts on an Environmental Round in the AFL?

>>150129176
Country's fucked

Fuck, marry, kill, befriend?

>>150129296
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

>>150129296
nah

>>150129292
How so?

>>150129437
US Department of Energy was just allowed to debunk all of the climate "science" nonsense that's been plaguing the world for decades. We're years behind the zeitgeist, again.

collingwood are dogfuck

iggs

bet this lad still feels like king shit today
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-07/jennifer-mui-len-chin-day-three-bodily-harm-daughter-boyfriend/105623368

Might bet on cats 100+ tonight

too old too slow

Why does everyone travel to Japan, I wish it was still a hidden weeb paradise

Noodles for pre bed time snack.

Good Morning Alf

>>150133411
Hey I say this

Good morning alf

>>150133457
I've never seen you say this

>>150133474
I say it pretty much every day

Everymorning i am here i wish Alf Good Morning

morning alfies
shant be watching the game tonight

>>150133555
Checked

everyone makes a big deal about maccas nuggets but that shit sucks ass, dryer than the sahara and tastes like cardboard without a dip

>>150133590
arse*
don't want to sound like a yank

just don't like maccas much at all
get a drive thru coffee from there occasionally at bull shit o clock but never food

>>150133617
breakfast stuff is good but aside from that agree, still not worth going to unless you live within 5 minutes of one

>>150133635
I agree with the breakfast stuff.
I used to work for hjs as a teen and at least back then for breakfast it was tiptop brand English muffins, real eggs cooked in this steamer, real bacon and butter for a bacon and egg muffin. Literally could cook the same thing at home with ingredients from the shop.
Unfortunately hjs dont do the muffins anymore for some reason which sucks arse.
But my point is i assume maccas breakfast is pretty much the same. Only thing i dont know what's in it is the sausage patties for the sausage and egg

Up and at 'em

Morning alf

up and atom gooblas x
imma finna get a breakfast burrito today ngl

I see no options left but to kill myself

no

>>150134129
yummo x

I was thinking about trying the big arch tonight

Maybe medium meal with a vanilla coke

I am worthy of love
I deserve to be happy

>>150134565
lookgs good

>Fast food
You should all be totally embarrassed and totally ashamed

todays fish n chips friday

>>150134611
shut up you spacky faggot

>>150134783
shalom harry cheezel

Love all the pathetic haters getting their happiness from Collingwood losing. How fucking pathetic are your dogshit lives? Fucking loser cunts

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
And she can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me
She can lead you to love, she can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief, but she's always a woman to me
Oh, she takes care of herself, she can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh, and she never gives out and she never gives in
She just changes her mind

>collingwood
absolutely fucking worthless piece of shit piss weak gay cunt team.

They had one fucking job last night

When we needed RC the most he was nowhere to be found

>>150134611
It's fast food friday dickhead

Dylan Shiel, Will Setterfield, Jayden Laverde, Jaxon Prior, Matt Guelfi, Todd Goldstein, Alwyn Davey Jr and Luamon Lual have NOT yet been offered contracts for 2026.

From the Herald Sun

IF ...
I wasn't worried after the Gold Coast loss, nor the Fremantle loss, and not even after the defeat by Brisbane last weekend ...

THEN ...
I am now. Extremely. Thursday night against the Hawks was a disaster. And the ladder-leading Crows are up next. At Adelaide Oval.

Fast food friday = fish and chips from the local wog-owned chippie

>>150135206
You sound like a fast food fuckhead talking like that

"Crows can't beat top 8 teams and will lose to hawks and pies and go out in straight sets because 'no finals experience' " bloke, you in mate?

fish and chips has been garbo for like 20 years

>>150135241
>chippie
>wog owned
They are all Indian owned mate

>>150135258
still won't make the gf mate

can't believe the iggs are bringing in cripps, neale, steele and crouch this off season

>>150135380
don't forget darcy cameron

and jed walter

>>150135184
Want to say that to my face mate?

>>150135407
vic park station mate i'll be in on the 11:17 down train will scream it right in your fat fuckin useless face

>>150135397
well if allen leaving and waterman retired they have plenty of cap space

IGGS!!!!!!!!!!

palestine? israel? I just wanna goon

>>150135433
Of course youre a public transport loser kek, not sure I’ll waste my time with a degenerate fuckhead loser like you mate

When did you realise the reason your afl team isn't doing well is because of DA JOOS???!!!

>>150135509
come and get your flogging fuckin coward. weak as piss, just like your shit cunt team last night

poothetic.

>I'm gunna bash you mate
*waits at bus stop*

>>150135509
aren't collywobbles supposed to be working class pt using bogans? dickhead

carn the pear

>>150135528
I’m at work until 5:30 cunt, I contribute to society unlike you, you silly fucking dickhead cunt. You pathetic fuck, I will run through you this weekend at some point, don’t you worry.

>i-i'm at work
>i c-contribute to s-society
holy KEK

you contribute as much as collingwood football club did to the betterment of the afl last night by shitting the bed against the roaches

Want to get macca's but I've noticed I feel bad after I eat it.

>>150135717
>I feel bad after I eat it
A sure sign not to eat that garbage

it's funny because you're both angry at the pies losing

>>150135727
Well what should I eat instead? I was raised by a single mum so I don't know how to cook.

>>150135758
eat steak. hold it over a fire until it turns brown then turn it over and do the other side.

RC truly was the best of us and you drove him away.

>>150135758
Learn to cook; I was also raised by an incompetent single mother.

>>150135777
how?

>>150135783
Find what you like, what works, follow recipes, try things out, etc.

>>150135777
TRIPPLE FUCKING 7'S HOLY BASED

>>150135716
>can’t even quote me
Kek you’re fucking terrified of me bitch, hoping I won’t see your little pussy posts begging me to not kick your teeth down your throat; too late cunt, I’m gonna fucking shatter your jaw

>>150135803
I like mcdonald's though? How do I cook mickey d's at home?

you couldn't find the guts to face me outside the station mate you aren't confronting anyone and you sure as shit aren't kicking anyone's teeth down their throat or shattering their jaw son

>>150133590
in the uk the maccies nuggs taste a bit like fish shit is so rank

Someone bake

I'm baking nobody else bake!

>>150135783
youtube unironically

very hostile this morning
happy friday from hanoi gents

>>150135783
I learnt from hello fresh recipes initially

>>150135884
ni hao mate

>>150135884
cơm chiên rau x 1 plate and lemon juice bossman
https://youtu.be/YPeZCj9C1QY
tabla x

>>150135884
get better banh mis in girrawheen

>>150135852
Scared little faggot, no wonder you don’t have a job or a license kek, you’re a little shut in bitch boy, would easily fucking flatten you, starting to think it’s probably not worth making your pathetic fucking life any worse

>>150135980
New

>>150135884
how are you always on holiday you cunt

>>150127633
Yeah, real shame, Murphy was pivotal, such a shame.