Indykaila is a team of five tier 1 journos who have banded together to take down the dark lord Fabrizio Romano and you won't convince me otherwise

Anyway transfer news
>yahnited are getting tesco
>geordies are getting jackson
>neverton are getting grealish
>liverpoo are getting isak
>spurs or leipzig are getting elliot
>yahnited might be getting baleba

>>150128516 (OP)
Imo if yanited sign Baleba and Liverpool don't sign Wharton this window is a failure for Liverpool

>Without some lucrative sales, it is improbable that Man United can afford expensive signings in the midfield and up front, but those are the two key positions they want to strengthen and Carlos Baleba features prominently among the targets. It should be known in the coming days if the situation can develop.
Ornstein said this yesterday. Guess we know why Sesko has signed yet. Who is going to buy the deadwood?

Newcastle seem to be taking an absolute pasting in their attempts to improve their squad. Apart from Elanga, their main targets are going to Liverpool, Spurs and even manure. Plus they could be losing their star player Isak. Champions League football appears to have not helped them at all.

>>150128547
Wage structure needs to change.
They can't insist Isak is worth 150m and then only offer him 200k a week.

i just want to say that i dont have particularly strong feelings about liverpool either way

>>150128571
same their fans are a bit cringe especially on here but couldnt give a shit about them really

>>150128547
Reminds me of the 2014 transfer window when liverpool made the CL for the first time in 5 years and suddenly thought they were hot shit again only to lose suarez to Barca and sign a load of shite in return.

Though tbf, they did manage to sign some players, whereas Newcastle can't sign a shirt right now.

>>150128547
Go the fuck back right now

The difficulty that Newcastle are facing isn’t really PSR on its own. It’s trying to comply with both PSR and SCR. Squad cost ratio is the play amortisation costs and wages added together. So if you take Isak who is (63/5 years)£12.6m and then give him (£300k/w)£15.6m, then he is taking up £28.2m out of (70%of£320m) £224m SCR cap space.

Basically they can’t afford Isak and won’t really be able to afford his replacement signings either.

>>150128601
So Newcastle fans should be directing their anger at UEFA instead of the God Six

>>150128586
Going from prime Suarez to Rickie Lambert is GRIM

>>150128624
Probably easier to get the Premier League to change to SCR. The league has declared they will last summer but decided to delay it for another season in January. For a little more context on how bad that Isak number is Villa are paying 0 amortisation costs on Watkins, Kamara, Tielemans because they were all signed for free or at least 5 years ago. So all 3 are on £150k/w but together their SCR hit is £23.4m. They can give Rogers a raise to £100k/w and the 4 will be the same cost as Isak would be on £300k/w.

>>150128644
Nobody hit double digits in the league in the following season

>"Remember when Liverpool were struggling! That'll put the current champions in their place!

>if isak wants to leave la you've got to let him la!
>wha???? gerrard wants to leave??? we'll burn his house down!

>>150128547
Bet Elanga feels like a bit of a mug now

>

>Maddison will miss the majority of the new season after ACL surgery. Tottenham looking at the market again.
Who are they getting?

>>150128736
bit rich coming from the IRA la

>>150128764
>>Maddison will miss the majority of the new season after ACL surgery. Tottenham looking at the market again.

>>150128764
Morgan Gibbs-White

Who's had the better window so far?

>>150128764
elliot has been ruled out thankfully
dont think eze happens after him wanting arsenal
grealish possible but not the most likely
some noise about el khannouss which seems grim but i
dont know him very well so maybe im wrong
>>150128771
he won

@_pauljoyce
: Klopp’s interest in Darwin Nunez felt very much like an overnight sensation, piqued by his performance for Benfica at Anfield.

Klopp fell in love with the forward but it was not the sort of exhaustive process Liverpool’s recruitment team usually go through.

>>150128601
Basically need to just break the cap but do it with with high profile players, so the sponsors don't allow Newcastle to get banned.

>>150128808
bored of joyce doing hit pieces on klopp in order to bolster the strength and positive adulations lauded upon the transfer team. they're already doing a good job and people are thankful for it. you don't need to keep going NUNEZ WASNT US NUNEZ WASNT US over and over again for years on end.

>>150128794
The team who aren't mortgaging their entire future to make desperate transfers

>>150128794
So far it’s only Mboomo and Cunha

If Liverpool wanted Isak they shouldn't have signed Ekitike.
This would all be over by now.

[Ornstein] EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United strike agreement in principle with RB Leipzig to sign Benjamin Sesko. Deal for 22yo #RBLeipzig striker €76.5m + €8.5m. Slovenia international given permission to fly & do medical before completing #MUFC move

can't believe united fell for it. slovenia isn't even a real place

>>150128986
>85 million for a guy with 13 goals in germany
I love united so much bros

>>150128986
In what sense is that an exclusive

>>150128986
hojlund 2 lmao
when will they learn

>>150128986
>€8.5m in very easy add-ons, bringing the package up to €85m almost guaranteed.
Kek this guy STINKS

start the damn season already before I piss myself

>>150129025
Exclusive in that he posted it half an hour before Romano

>lower fee offer than NUFC
>lower salary offer than NUFC
>No european footy
>still got him

>>150128986
No refunds

Wait a minute… what is Leipzig’s refund policy?

>>150129067
>>150128986
Is it bad I think nicholas jackson will do better and cost less money to buy?

>>150129069
No I also think the same. Although I’m glad I don’t have to watch Jackson every week, very stressful.

Man United won.
They have THE best player available.

>>150129073
Good. Racism is on the rise and has NO place on a multicultural and diverse Great Britain

I'm going to have to post about Šeško in /mug/ now. #grim

>>150129082
Yeah Bruno (31 next month)

Good for Højlund if they don't flog him off now, he'll be better off as backup. Now if the attack is anywhere as dysfunctional as last season this new slav can take all the heat from the usual mongs.

>>150129096
Your boy is shite, deal with it.

>>150129101
Nah I don't think I will.
My boy Rasmus could easily score more than 13 goals in the bundeslel, especially in a setup that actually functions.

>>150129149
All the talk is that he's getting sold so maybe he can prove it.

To be fair Newcastles owners are signing Nunez and Wissa, it’s just not for Newcastle

>>150128986
66m. Not bad tbf

>>150128986
>100m for seskoffender

>>150129083
you realise the reports would go back down if you stopped with the multiculturalism though yeah?

>>150128516 (OP)
the STATE of newcastle

Konate late for training after a late night session with Isa Slot

dave being unseemly again

>>150129165
Then sesko will be the only real striker, it would just be repeating the same mistake as last year

Do you think Konate gets all the white women in liverpool or does he have to share them with Frimpong?

>>150128986

cool sport for straight white people

only silver lining to dave's disgusting dialogue is that it inevitably leads him to fuck off for a few hours of listless masturbating (he calls it gooning) to cartoon girls (he calls it art)

>newcastle keep spending weeks doing the negotiating for the sky 6

>Saudis getting bent over by big daddy INEOS

>>150128719
scum club. always have been, always will be

>>150128794
United has a fancy 3 up front but their midfield is still utter shit and will get exposed time and time again over the season.

>>150129083
Just change the definition of discrimination so you can justify the existence of your "charity"

>>150129314
Think the saudis are more focused on their league now

>>150129304
>>150129314
Out of all the Newcastle snubs this summer this might be the worst one considering all the time they had and they offered more than United. The keyword being "might" as it's likely Sesko will be a massive flop and off on loan to Serie A in two years.

This was funny when Gyokeres and his agent waived off their fees and wages to avoid having to go to Man United,
It's just brutal when Sesko and his agent do it to Newcastle.
Like picking on the disabled kid in the class

Wait so Manchester United have now spent 250 million?
>finish 8th
>spend 150 million
>it doesn’t work
>finish 15th
>spend 250 million
>???

This summer is a level of SNUBBENING I've never seen before. Newcastle just get a new humiliation week after week

Did Geordie bastard really an hero?

does this mean isak have to stay now?
if isak leaves a major study should be conducted on the possible long term effects of all these Snubs the Al-saud castle suffered...
i still remember them wearing saudi rags outside the stadium and the in the stands while dancing like some zoo animals, what a fall from grace

>>150129504
Newcastle are working on Jackson for £80m

>>150128986
£66m for a unit with that quality is actually a bargain

>>150129544
Please be true

>>150128986
>Man United fans seeing this tweet a year from now

>>150129504
allegedly
>newcastle asked about jACKson
>isak won't play for them so they'll be forced to sell and Liverpool is patiently waiting to get a lower price
>newcastle without isak didn't look bad at fliendly games but they lacked some brain up there.

>>150129565
>newcastle without isak didn't look bad at friendly games but they lacked some brain up there
Nicholas Jackson will remedy that surely

>>150129564
kek could say this about all their summer shit posting honestly

What's the point of signing long contracts if clubs can keep you hostage like this?

>Aston Villa reject £18m offer from Everton for John McGinn

>>150129583
I've seen the future. It's Cuhna going on loan to Villarreal, Mbeumo in the bomb squad and the new manager is Poch (still licking his wounds after America's group stage exit at the WC).

>>150129544
>>150129565
todd boely is some shrewd business man, selling quite possible the worst no.9 on the market for 80m is a remarkable feat.
but he scored a hattrick vs the great greek man and his europa winning team so might as well go for that absurd price.
Also this nigga isak gave me the feeling last season like he's ready to die for newcastle united, you really can't trust anyone these days huh

>>150129544
They need 2 strikers this window.
They currently only have 1 and he is trash.

>>150129565
>fulham 500k
what is going on there kek

Anyone who seriously thinks Newcastle offered higher wages than United for Sesko need their head's examined

Geordie Bastard has been conditioned to accept Isak is leaving and will act in here as though it's a relief it's over but you should not allow him to do that.
This is the best player in their entire history and he's simply terrified of Scousers (all are taller than him).

How hard can it be to find a good striker that wants to play in a PL team qualified for CL? I don't get it. It must be a dream come true for so many players.

Actually shaping into a nice summer for United

>>150129597
long contracts work if they're playing in a big team
long contracts in a small team don't work as expected
>>150129613
>selling quite possible the worst no.9 on the market
they sold madueCAN'T to some team in the EPL
>>150129613
>isak was ready to die for newcastle united
he's just a professional and the player who replaces him will need to fill some shoes

>>150129662
Howe has reached his limit

>>150129662
m8 Sesko has been playing in the CL for years, Poocastle would have to offer him more than that

>>150129662
Because players like big wages and Newcastle can't offer those

>>150128764
Apparently they are negotiating a fee for Nico Paz but if he already didnt want to go to Inter for less money than Tottenham are offering, which is about 40m, and Como value him for 70m.
Either pay big for MGW, or pay big for Paz, unless they can find another alternative.

>>150129683
Madueke is a winger, still a terrible player yeah

>>150129683
>they sold madueCAN'T to some team in the EPL
Yeah............
some of these decesions are so mind numbingly bad i can't tell how they pass even the "suggestion" process

>Onana... was trying to save Man United?

>>150129825
I don’t think terms will be difficult since he’s on 12k a week. Brighton are the problem.

>>150129825
Gotta love how Indy always puts a colourful spin on every news piece to spice up the story, even if it's likely bullshit
>CIVIL WAR in Newcastle
>Jurgen Klopp personally tried to convince Sesko to snub United
>Onana is personally stepping in to help get Baleba over the line

>>150129825
Brighton is going to demand at least 100 million since the PL starts in 2 weeks.

>>150129839
>12k a week
teenagers are on more than that at big clubs

>Newcastle United, who have a 0-1-3 record this preseason, have decided to drop Isak for the Atletico Madrid game

>>150128794
>Can only sign players whose sole other option is Eddie Howe’s Newcastle
Yikes

>>150128986
Klopp continues to rape ManU

I will judge Spurs window entirely based on whether they offload Richarlison or not

>>150130139
Spurs got fucked the moment Maddison got an ACL tear. Who are they going to play in his position?

>>150129638
utd is still MUCH more desirable than fucking newcastle. Sesko has wanted to play for utd for years. His words.

>>150130139
>Kudus IN
>Son OUT
>Maddison knee is gone
>Udogie knee injury
>Kulusevski knee injury
>Dragusin knee injury
>Solanke ankle injury
>Bryan Gil still here and knee injury
Kneeds sorting out

>>150130182
Well obviously. Double the wages makes United look incredibly desirable.

And now Kane scored against them

>>150130159
Spurs got fucked the moment they signed Maddison at all, dude has had a terrible track record with injuries before he joined them and Spurs have done nothing to fix up their medical either.

>Spuds

>>150130218
People actually thought that was a better deal than Tielemans for free too

>>150130208
Despite newcastle offering more. Your tears are delicious.

>>150130240
>Your tears are delicious.

>>150130259
>posting reddit man

>>150130139
Everton robbed levy blind with that one

>>150130265
he's a Canadian hero
two guys a girl and a pizza place helped me through some hard times

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150130282
>two guys a girl and a pizza place helped me through some hard times
decent show when I was growing up to be fair, but he's been reddit incarnate ever since

>>150130240
Sure they did.

>>150130188
>>Bryan Gil still here and knee injury
Heard the other day that Bryan Gil is now the longest serving Spurs squad member behind only Romero

>>150130273
£125m for him and Sostanky

>>150130305
I'm sure you'll sleep well tonight.

>>150130291
Saudi gold is cursed

>>150130291
this snub would be a blessing

>>150130291
geordies will genuinely be on suicide watch if this happens lmao

>>150128516 (OP)
reddit

>>150130291
At this point it's not a conspiracy against Newcastle, it's a conspiracy against Liverpool to stop them getting Isak

>>150128986
The deal is 85m + United pays the solidarity fee of 3.5m + Leipzig gets a friendly valued at 2m
Total fee is 90.5
I thought only Liverpool were afraid of letting people know

>Watkins + 25m <-> Hojlund swap deal (Watkins 50m, Hojlund 25m)
>all round good deal for everyone
>Watkins gets to go to a 'big club', should help his England case, improves his marketability for better personal $ponsor$hip$, plus can fleece Manure for a much higher wage than at Villa
>Manure get another 'big name' forward to placate the fans and better marketability (muh English), get to get rid of Hojlund
>Hojlund gets to start afresh, different team, manager, club, expectations
>Villa sell an older asset for a younger one, plus make 25m and save on wages too, important for PSR compliance
>season begins, a couple of months in...
>...
>...Watkins does shit while Hojlund does pretty well
> post yfw it turns out Manure was still the problem all along (particularly with but not limited to Pooben Analrim and his meme formation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iidujFTlDLU

Sesko is gonna dominate the PL, isn't he?

>>150130291
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150130414
>Every transfer window
>United buy shit players and put them on huge wages
>Have to listen to their customers talk about how they're back
>Thankfully it only lasts a couple of weeks until United are put back in their place and their customers are put back in their box for another 12 months

Jim loves Amorim because he loves yes men.

Amorim's doubled down on counter-attack memeshit then

All this money for all these years to just to have them play like Ole's team again

>>150130560
>>150130654
The best part is that United plan to sell all their wingers. So if they sack Amorim, the next manager will have no wingers.

>>150130654
He's just building a team for Ole to take over and begin his redemption arc

Latest from Sky Sports News' Dharmesh Sheth and Keith Downie:

AC Milan, Juventus and Bayern Munich have all explored the conditions of a deal for Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson.

Jackson is not viewed as untouchable at Chelsea after the signings of Liam Delap and Joao Pedro.

Jackson’s valuation in any potential deal would be in line with the fees paid for strikers in the current market.

Juve are likely to have to sell Dusan Vlahovic to proceed.

Newcastle are also thought to be keeping an eye on his situation.

He is one of a number of strikers they are looking at after missing out on Hugo Ekitike and Benjamin Sesko.

what can he bring to united's attack?

>>150130291
Spurs also in for him

€76.5M + €8.5M for Sesko isn't bad. Still can't believe Newcastle offered more and got snubbed

>Bayern splitting Spurs in half
Nice preview of their Champions League campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTS1bLAKMfY

God Six bros, WE WON!

>>150129272
Hes loyal to Isa

dave's fantasising about black penises again

Why is a club that hasnt even regularly been featured in the champions league during the past 10 years get to spend so much money?
Financial rules don’t apply to manure?
Also it’s incredible how they spend a gorillion dollars every season just to underperform year after year

>Pahlinha
No refunds

>>150131036
They've been involved in 6 of the past 10 UCL campaigns

>>150131036
Sadly, it's because they draw more TV viewership than nearly all other clubs. There would be too much money lost if manure were to ever go the way of Leeds so the major bodies in charge of the "sport" won't let them collapse to irrelevance where they deserve to be.

>>150128672
>Probably easier to get the Premier League to change to SCR

they already are, uefa will do fuck all anyway if you break it

>>150131073
What about Tel, can we got a refund on him at least

>>150128986
dot they need to discuss a contract with Sesko first? surely they didnt tap him up?

hojlund's available if you're still desperate to splash some saudi money

>>150130849
*triggers you*

>>150131036
>Financial rules don’t apply to manure?

no

>>150131036
Few reasons. One of the biggest is that financial rules don't apply to them as you point out.

>>150131153
Doesn't work for them mate. Only works for the eternal victims, Liverpool, who kept whinging about Madrid tapping up their defenders despite Liverpool doing the same with other players. Hope I elucidated it for you.

>>150131036
cope and seethe some more for no reason. google is free

>>150131112
It was supposed to happen this season and the clubs dragging their feet led to it getting postponed. Probably why big 6 are raiding the league now before everyone realises you want to keep your academy/second contract guys in the new system.

>>150131213
>you want to keep your academy/second contract guys in the new system

selling them to fund average transfers was always backwards thinking anyway, the standard shouldve been to keep them and add to them not sell them to fund loads of dross which was what most clubs did

>>150131036
loling at >you

Newcastle should sign Harry Kane. There's no way he doesn't want to return to the PL and break Shearer record. Bayern don't need striker of his caliber to win Bundes anyway.

Bluds realizing what hes in for
>>150131131
Actually forgot hes there now until today. Weird to say but I think he was Spurs best forward today (which isnt saying much)
Spurs really do need some signings

>>150131239
It’s cool to see teams keep academy players and their core best players but I do wonder what the market would look like if everyone did that.

>>150131289
How much for Gnabry

>snubcastle

>>150131312
Special price of 25mil for you only
Goals against Arsenal are guaranteed!

>>150129083
Bro thats just one weekend with my friends here in America. Rookie numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYytPhryPsQ

TOP KEK, do the Geordies deserve this?

Another big guy signing.

>>150131393
It's funnier when you remember that they were smug as fuck thinking they'd be new man city

I swear to God if Man united ruin Šeškos career I will fucking kill myself.

>>150131492
That's given, but at least they'll pay him well

>>150131492
I’m sorry bro

Why does your keep happening to Newcastle?

>>150131512
Because they haven’t let anyone leave

>>150131282
Snubcastle can't get Kane

>>150131492
Pls don't youre so sexy aha x

Hop in bros

>Brighton set a minimum €120m asking price. City interested.

>leaves
>sandcastle literally falls apart
Our girl deserves more credit desu

I love /trans/ lads

>>150131618
City asked about him in January and then got told the price and said haha fuck off and panic bought Nico Gonzalez instead. They are not buying anyone else this window, but that won't stop Brighton's agents putting the story out there to try and squeeze every penny they can out of Sir Jim.

Not so fast poonited

>>150131632
He will sign a new deal with an increase from 12k to 60k and a big release clause no doubt

>Onana
>Dorgu
>Mainoo
>Mbuemo
>Cunha
>Amad
>Baleba
United are fucked when Afcoon starts

>>150131673
>Cameroon
Okay
>Denmark
No
>England
No
>Cameroon
Okay
>Brazil
No
>Ivory Coast
Okay
>Cameroon
Okay

>>150131673
>Play Villa, Newcastle, City during and Arsenal the week after

>>150131673
You're forgetting Oogadoogu, M'bolo and Ngubinho

>>150131694
Mainoo isnt English, lets clear that one up. Thought Brazil was in afcoon anyway, the people are very similar in behaviour and attitude, always stealing etc.
>>150131711
no need be racist, twat.

>>150131726
The fictional players I just listed are all white. Whose the racist now?

>>150131737
>The fictional players I just listed are all white
um, no. how the hell can you be white and african? its like saying Isak is scandinavian

I was watching bayern highlights and motherfuckers subbed in a brother called wisdom mike
My fucking sides

Also spurs looks like a relegation side

It IS kinda impressive how Man United finished 15th, won no trophies, and got no European Football BUT STILL pulled
>cunha
>mbeumo
>sesko
>baleba

When youre big your big. Newcastle even offered higher wages.

>>150131748
Elon Musk

>>150131748
Isak is a pure blooded Viking, you filthy Chud.

>>150131758
product of the british empire's colonial escapades

>Al-Nassr have stepped up their pursuit of Yoane Wissa and will rival Newcastle for the Brentford striker.
FRIENDLY FIRE

>>150131752
Madders and Son were the sovl of that team, now they are gone it is a dead lifeless husk of a squad

>>150131622
How do you end up looking like that

>>150131442
No one thought that though except, ironically, non-Newcastle fans. This is why non-Newcastle fans constantly seethe over them and clubs ask for retarded fees because they still haven't learned yet. Every Newcastle fan more lamented their luck about being the richest club in the world (per owner value) and not being able to spend like it.

>>150131807
Impersonating a human

>>150131789
non-stop humiliation this summer for beheadingcastle. maybe the owners have had enough. I fear Howe will be summoned to the Istanbul consulate, chopped into pieces and flushed down the drain just like that journalist who said mean words about KSA

>Chelsea angry Man Utd want £50m for Garnacho
how much was Madueke sold for?

Cunha
> £62.5M
Mbeumo
> £65M
Sesko
> £66.29M
Baleba
> £100M

How do GODchester United do it??

>>150131853
never heard of this Baleba until yesterday. literally fucking who?

>>150131842
Dont they want £80M for Jackson? Cheeky cunts.

Why are Chelsea so good at selling their shit players? I feel like it happens enough where you cant say it's a fluke or random

>>150131807
More sugar

>>150131877
>Why are Chelsea so good at selling their shit players?
Arsenal enjoy waiting patiently to slurp up any of their cast offs

>>150131807
You take the call

Reminder Everton are back

OH NO NO NO NO

>>150131919
kek, gottem

>>150131862
Watch more football if you dont know Baleba.

w-wait a minute...

>>150131919
Kek saw this on insta

>>150131919
Arteta fuming that he was signed instead of Sesko

>Levi Colwill ACL, misses the season
Chelsea back in the market kek

>>150131919
big fan of this post

>>150132080
guehi looks the part for a todd team

the brutal truth is all these signings and United still looking at bottom half finish

>>150132097
I don’t think they look massively improved but I do think your Bournemouth’s, Brentford’s and Palace’s look worse. Creep into 9th.

>>150132097
Weak bait

More like Benjamin sexo (he's hot)

>Garnacho - Hojlund - Antony

To

>Cunha - Sesko - Mbeumo

>>150132141
>Garnacho - Hojlund - Antony
United have never fielded this front 3

the cringe of 17

>>150132154
Will be starting for Newcastle upfront soon

>>150132154
this can't be real

>>150128601
No, in the issue is that they're trying to shop for players it of their league, players that more prestigious clubs want

>Supercomputer gives Manchester United an 11.1% chance of relegation

>>150132241
looks like 5% to me, unless youre shit at maths

>>150132241
>Overrating Liverpool and Arsenal that much

so let me see if i got this right
indykaila was a meme account started a long time ago and the guy sold the account to someone else like 5 years ago
who may or may not have sold it again
and now it's run by "a team of 5 journalists" who are probably just deciding every now and then to tweet actual breaking news on the indy account instead of their own personal accounts because they think it's funny
is that about it?

>>150132153
Yes they have

>>150132229
Both are giant problems. If they could pay Isak £300k they wouldn’t be losing him. That must have put some signings off.

>>150132283
He's just a normal guy who works at KFC. He told me Baleba is coming to Man United when I bought hot wings earlier.

>>150132241
>spend 300mil
>still more likely to be relegated than to finish top 5
Does this supercomputer know how many goals Cunha and Mboomo and Gyokeres I mean sesko scored last season?

>>150132241
Computers can never account for SOVL

>>150131673
You forgot ng’Ugarte

>>150132311
Yeah they do give it transfer statistics

suppose they dont even care with a 200 man squad

>>150132154
Digraceful from Hutchinson, doesn't he know Jota died la'?

>>150132283
It's more like
>Indy throws shit at the wall
>If it sticks he leaves it
>If it doesn't he deletes it

really interesting that the british media is pretending man united didn't finish 15th

>>150132080
They already signed that Hato lad who can also play Central defender or left back

>>150132411
>*slaps thundercock on desk*
>what did you just say?
>*goes back to not selling players*

THEN I SAW HER FACE
NOW I'M A BALEBA

>>150131753
>Newcastle even offered higher wages.
You want to buy a bridge, anon?

is the balloon door one of those things like the club world cup where foreigners actually care and think youre lying if you dont or what

Wouldn't be suprised if Man United get Donnarumma at this point

>>150132473
Awful post. You should feel ashamed

>>150132473
absolute kino post

>>150132473
good post i can sense your whimsy and joy
>>150132537
bad post i can sense your despair and misery

>>150132507
It's one of those things you only acknowledge if it benefits your side of the argument

>>150132518
>PSR? more like PISSING MY SIDES AT THESE RULES

>>150132473
>Bryan Gil's Spurs contract doesn't expire until next summer
JUST

>>150132578
Based rule breaker. What are they gonna do? Sue me?! Ahhahahahaha

>>150132584
yfw Levy snaps him up on another 5 years of Spurs prison time

>>150132518
He’s already waited out a contract to get a fat signing bonus once in his career and he did that to the club that trained him. He will do it to PSG as well.

Manchester United have outgrown the big six now

reminder the house of saudi are too scared to break PSR rules

>>150132595
How can you break rules that don’t apply to you? PSR was quite literally designed to never affect the nonce six

>>150132612
They dont have the bollocks of Sir Jim

Reminder Villa sold their women’s team and have a venue sale lined up for £60m next year if they need it. PSR is dead. Only SCR matters.

>>150132627
Cry more Troon

did spurs lose 4 0 to bayern?

I wanted to notify you guys that I purchased a Khvica Kvaratshkelia PSG jersey (for Kvaradonna, not PSG, though PSG is a more fun watch than Arsenal) and a Gyokeres jersey (for Arsenal. He’s going to flop, isn’t he?)

The Spaniards have spoken

>>150132643
yeah was grim
kane got a goal that was well offside but no var and then missed a penalty 5 minutes later was pretty jokes
but then they battered us for the rest of the game with some nice goals to be fair
spurs just looked tired and out of ideas without a creative 10

>>150131753
>still pulled a bunch of mid/lower table dross for 200k a week each

we are MASSIVE

>sacks half the non-playing staff to save £2m a year
>spunks extra £5m on Mbuemo
>spunks another extra £5m on Sesko
>buys Baleba for £100m
>"packed lunches in future folks. gotta save them pennies"

Man United seem to have upset the trannies...

>>150131810
>No one thought that though
https://x.com/Joshnorton193/status/1953026598396940798?t=NuL_8yxnhRntA_I4MsIOFw&s=19

>>150132643
when is the super cup? Im looking forward to see how many PSG put past them

>>150131877
they only get good money from Saudi(which parts owns clearlake, the chelsea owners)

>>150132627
>Invent rules to protect you
>Be so fucking incompetently ran that you break the rules you invented to protect you and then need to find a loophole (which just amounts to "no because reasons" after you can't find a legitimate loophole) so you don't fall foul of them yourself
>Still somehow be a complete nonentity

Easily the most embarrassing club in world football.

>>150132684
It's a day ending in y

>>150132689
wednesday then a week later the season starts
think they should bring big ange back for 1 night only need a bit of magic

>>150132710
>a week later the season starts

PL starts next Friday lad

>>150132659
seeing kane score versus the mighty spurs is a very odd thing.
>>150132689
in the wednesday(cant fucken spell it) my dude

>>150132639
The nonce cries out as it strikes you

gyokeres goal waiting room

>>150132651
Seems fair

>>150132651
100% that hull city fag made this picture. no way in HELL does one person outside of benidorm knows Hull City exist

>>150132651
>rotherham
why

>sesko took a reduced wage compared to the newcastle offer
howling. screaming even

Can't believe that villareal unironically signed partey. What is it with Spaniards and enabling rapists? How must his new teammates who respect women feel

>>150132685
Still seething about Newcastle because Protestants go there on stag dos are we? (this is something Irish mong genuinely admitted to btw)

>>150132811
>queries hull
>doesn't query bury, wycombe, carlisle, oxford or even fucking sheffield fc

>>150132845
careful mate the african rapist simps will come out and accuse you of being a feminist or something likes its 2015

>>150132782
He's hiding his power level until Old Trafford
You guys aren't ready

>>150131512
>>150132229
>america turned the nigerian liverpool bandwagoner retarded

>>150132811
Hull was in the Prem

>now. you do have GOALS as a goalscorer, right Gyokeres?

it's at the point where you have to wonder why Newcastle didn't just bite the bullet and ask for money + Darwin for Isak.

>>150132845
>his new teammates who respect women
picrelated

What's next for my boy Sanchlingz?

i'm gonna switch and support united this year

>>150132956
leeds or newcastle?

does that tosser who kept spamming about enic protests still post here, the one obsessed with rimming

>>150132965
West Ham!

>>150132080
It's already time for Colwill's yearly leg injury? He could've at least waited for the season to start.

>>150132956
will be pretty fun. Plenty of goals at both ends

Say what you want about Partey, he must be really good for 2 different clubs willing to take the PR hit AND pay him 200k a week to play for them

>>150131864
Apparently they're willing to go as low as 60m charlesbucks because of the "Special relationship" they have with the Saudi PIF (Chelsea's owners act as fund managers for the Saudi PIF)

>>150132974
He moved onto "Geordie Bastard"

>>150133012
It's still crazy to me. Out of all the African footballers in world football, they go after the one guy that has been charged for assaulting women. At least Ched Evans had the common sense to do a prison sentence before returning to football

Uh oh, here comes the southampton schizo! He's here to ruin the threads again!

>Thomas Frank makes passionate public plea to sign a replacement for James Maddison

>>150133177
TIME FOR
J G R E A L Z

>>150133177
Joe Willock is available (hopefully)

dippers actually think arne slot is a good manager omfds

>>150133261
Not mentioned in the entire thread

>>150133261
The awakening they're in for next season is going to be monumental

>Tries to sign you

>>150132473
Based and enjoyable post

What if the government regulator decides that PSR is anti-competition?

>>150132627
>nonce six
1 you
2 your mum
3 your dad
4 the team you support
5 kier starmer
6 you

>>150133035
Very generous

>>150132684
Many such cases

>>150133361
>ruling against mega corps

yeah ok

>>150132946
One year at como and retirement at 27

>>150133361
Would be funny if it was removed and nothing changed

>>150133407
More spending from Saudicastle = more tax money

>>150133365
t.absolutely seething nonce six customer

>>150133290
no but they added him to their 'legends' banner adorable retards

>Don't underestimate Manchester United
[Fabrizio Romano]

What does he know??

>>150133361
Is there a list of the premier league teams that voted for and against it?

>>150133491
rumours about a premier league team having visited epstein island I'm afraid

>>150133425
>taxing mega corps

lamo

>>150133498
Originally voted for it? There is somewhere, but there's been controversy over it. I know Reading abstained and Chelsea changed their mind at the last second. If both of those had voted against it it wouldn't have passed.

>>150133498
16 for
City, Aston Villa and Chelsea against. Last team was unknown but if I had to guess probably Man United.

Theyre fighting for top 4

>>150133533
Might be thinking of the spending cap vote actually

>>150133532
>Reading
wut

>>150133544
Just not very successfuly

>>150133579
13 time Premier league champions btw

>>150133012
Partey is willing to take a pay cut to leave Arsenal.

>>150133544
>shaq
One game and his ozempic belly will explode

>>150133640
What?

>>150133544
Under Amorim? 9th

>>150133550
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/21374699

>>150133533
I hears everton voted against it

i'm surprised Newcastle are getting snubbed so much, I wouldn't mind living in northumberland to the tune of 200k a week

It emerged that the vote for the financial regulations could hardly have been closer with only 13 of the 20 clubs voted in favour, with six against and Reading abstaining.
The 'yes' vote only narrowly achieved the necessary two-thirds majority of the 19 votes cast.
It is understood that Fulham, West Bromwich Albion, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Swansea City and Southampton all voted against. Chelsea, who had initially been viewed as opponents of financial fair play regulations, voted in favour.

>>150133707
I genuinely didn't realise they've been in place for 13 years.

>Barcelona have stripped goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen of the club captaincy following disciplinary proceedings against the Germany international.

>The 33-year-old, who last played when he turned out for his country in June, had a back operation, external at the end of July.

>According to reports,, external his dispute with Barcelona arises from his unwillingness to allow them to share his medical data with La Liga, which could allow the club to register new players depending on his length of absence.

>Ter Stegen recently published a post on social media, external saying he would be out for three months whereas La Liga rules require a player to remain sidelined for at least four months to be considered a long-term absentee.

lmao

>>150133814
>This club had €950m revenue last season

>>150133544
...in the Championship next season.

>>150128644
acksyhually lambert was brought in as a bench player, lelolelli was the supposed replacement

>>150133544
If banana is still keeper top4 is not happening
get that lemmings guy in

>>150134210
Don’t you see >we’re getting Donnarumma bro

SEND ANUDDA 200 MILLIES FOR MANCHESTER UNITED

>>150134519
Didn't realise he had 1 year left on his contract
that'd be massive

>>150134755
PSG only want £30M for him too because they have a replacement and he would leave on a free next season anyway

>>150135040
i means united can lowball them if they have a semblance of sense, but i think Chelsea might be interested since they don't really keep tracks how many GKs they own and they can upgrade from >robert sanchez

why does no one want to play for liverpool?

>>150135235
They do. Everyone does. They're handing out £400kpw contracts like they're ManU.

>>150135235
Because its in liverpool

>>150135302
so why do they have to settle for bums from poopensharten that no one else is in for?

I thought Jurgen Klopp told Benjamin Sesko not to got to Man United la'...

surely newcastle can't fumble this right

sesko screams nunez tier flop

>>150135519
He actually screams goooooaaaaal when he score goal

>>150135564
based bhutanese united customer

frankbros

Sesko scores most of his goals from 20+ yards so expect BLOOTERS

I unironically think Man United will finished outside of all the Europe spots again if they don't get something to shore up how shit their midfield currently is. They will need to pay Brighton 120 mil

>>150135927
they aren't even going to finish top half and it's going to be very funny

>>150135933
Think with their front 3, they will finish top half. If they don't, then they are beyond fucked because Amorim will get sacked and they have fuck all for wingers.

>>150131273
>>150131200
Nigga my team isn’t the laughingstock of England

>>150135947
amorim will 100% get sacked mid season and there's 0 chance they'll get someone in fast enough

>>150135982
Nah. They don't have any wingers except those they are trying to sell. Any manager they bring in has to work with a squad that has no fucking wingers.

>Liverpool and United are going to be arguing all season about which of them flopped harder given money spent, wages paid, and preseason expectations
City win the league by 15 points btw

>>150136083
Both will flop but Liverpool will have a better season. They will finish top 4 securing CL and winning maybe the FA cup or the tinpot Carabao cup. United finish outside of Europe but top half.

>>150135966
no one gives a shit some random panamanian clubs

>£200m spend from man utd
Whered they get all this money? Weren't they broke last transfer window? Did Ratcliffes penny-pinching and granny-sacking pay off?

legit gonna put a cheeky bet on manure getting relegated this season
£10? £20?

>>150136230
They spent more last season though

>>150136230
>Did Ratcliffes penny-pinching and granny-sacking pay off?
shocking isn't it

>>150136230
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6529726/2025/08/06/manchester-united-transfer-credit-facility/
>Cunha’s signing was confirmed before United’s June 30 year-end, meaning the £71.3m total cost of bringing him in (according to the club’s third-quarter financial report) fell into 2024-25 for accounting purposes.
>There are, however, already elements helping reduce, or at least restrain, any 2025-26 losses. Rashford’s departure might not have brought in a transfer fee but will save £14m in wages this season.
>United have not sold anyone yet but they have benefited from others selling their former players — moves involving Alvaro Carreras, Anthony Elanga and Maxi Oyedele have earned them more than £20m in sell-on fees.
>In other words, our estimate of their ability to lose £141m in 2024-25 without a PSR breach could hold true again for this season.

>>150136083
Most optimistic Arsewog

>>150136296
All that to not make Europe again next season. This is going to be hilarious.

>>150136170
idk what does that have to do with the point

>>150136331
you said my team jackass

>>150136326
yeah if they miss out again they'll be properly fucked, amorim should be sacked faster when it shows it hasn't showed any progress

Something something, here le go.

>>150136340
So? Does that mean Manure is still not the laughing stock of England?

mad that an american newspaper is running damage control for an american club

>>150129597
yeah trent must've been asking that question every day

>>150136429
Chelsea are kneeling to Sir Jim Chadcliffe and paying the £50M

CHADchester GOATnited fans, how we feeling?

>>150136724
Feels good man

>>150136658
everyone else seems to have saudis, united need at least one ridiculous sale

>>150136429
why buy garnacho and not loan him as every other rational team?

rasmus hojlund scored 4 goals last season

>>150136170
>saying this without a shred of self reflection
Lmao

>>150136946
4 PL goals are equivalent to 12 Bundesliga goals

>>150136946
good thing the team has gotten midfielders and maybe a new cb who can play the ball into the forwa....

>casually buys a new front 3 that had 79 goals and assists last season for less than 200m
just chadcliffe things

>>150132696
Not an exhaustive list but
>56m for Madueke
>29m for Petrovic
>29m for Oguchuku
>42m for Gallagher
>45m for Maatsen
>75m for Havertz
>68m for Mount
and that's obvi not counting the Saudis. I feel like that's pretty good, I don't think other clubs have that track record

it's friday so you just know richard hughes is sending that new isak bid off later

>>150137561
and they're probably going to get a nice big juicy fee for Jackson and 'kuku

>Thomas Partey gets new 200k/week contract while under investigation for 3 counts of rape in England
meanwhile David Coote called Klopp a cunt and has resorted to working for deliveroo

>>150137582
>>150137594
>>150137620
Good morning

Any updates on Baleba to United situation?

>>150137916
Brighton have set an asking price of €120 million ($139.4m) for clubs wanting to pursue a deal for Carlos Baleba, sources have told ESPN.

>>150136429
he feels entitled to start even though he misses sitters and his football IQ is in the single digit range. chelsea fans will grow to hate him.

>>150137949
>120m
I cannae baleba it

>>150137965
He’s a good player. Not Ronaldo level like he thinks he could be tho

Isak to Liverpool whatever happened there..

one week until football returns

>>150138066
no, english football has been going on since 25th july

what you've posted there is lowest common denominator slopball solely designed as consumable entertainment

One week until the 150m player snaps his leg

>>150138066
'irming'am - Ed Sheeran FC today la

why are people acting like Man Utd have to sign a midfielder over a GK this summer? this is the sort of obsessed thinking that led them to buying Antony for 86m. just make the deal that is there and, if you have to wait a year for a player, wait. they got Mbeumo over Tottenham and Sesko over Newcastle so the idea that they need to buy Baleba this summer because other clubs could be in for him next summer is a bit silly. you could also use that argument to pay over the odds for literally any player. they're supposed to be past making ridiculous transfer and wage decisions but it seems some of their fans actually want them to do that

>>150136724
Currently I’d say we are feeling very based and in fact cool also

>>150138096
Those fans are impatient. The club has learned its lesson on ridiculous wages (transfer fees maybe not)

>>150138079
Jarvis activate kino

>>150138104
>transfer fees maybe not
66m for sesko?

>Those fans are impatient
MG was making it out like it was absolutely necessary that Man Utd sign Baleba. gonna call him a knob?

>>150138121
fart mouldshit is a knob

>>150138121
>invitation to call Goldbridge a knob
lol thank you
He’s a knob and so is every other impatient fan. United need a goalkeeper

>>150137949
>>150137973
Unbelibable

I didn't think it was physically possible but Newcastle are getting both gazumped and snubbed on Jackson

Heard a rumour Baleba, being African, is a big fan of “sexual assault” and wants to follow in the footsteps of Giggsy, Greenwood and Antony

>>150138140
Arsenal to Spain pipeline is right there

>sell Nunez, Jota and Diaz
>only buy Ekitike
fucking hell, Liverpool only have 3 forwards and 2 CBs. have they fucked themselves up? I thought they were a shoe-in for the next 3-4 titles

Before you jump down my necks to say Giggs isn’t African have you seen how dark his hair is? Definitely got Roman dna in him, they were big fans of SA. Ever heard of the sabine women? Thought so

>>150138158
you forgot rio la and if we can't sign isak there'll be someone else they bring in. we'll sign a centre back too

>>150138096
Because they have to at least achieve at least Europa league spots this year or they are low-key fucked. That is why they are going all in.

>>150138158
Who did they sell Jota to? Hell FC?

>>150138230
>spend 500 gorillion
>season depends on chelsea's 16y old
Lmao you fucked up royally

>>150138266
you get better and closer to Europe by spending wisely though

>Garnacho agreed to terms with Chelsea

>>150138165
Giggs is literally mixed race so you might just be on to something

>>150136736
>>150138101
Basado. Time for our Benji to score some facking goals.

>>150138272
>ynr Hell fc getting snubbed by eriksen to play for United
We are THAT massive

>Villa have so far been able to hold on to their best players, including Emiliano Martínez, Morgan Rogers and Ollie Watkins.
>On Tuesday night they agreed a significant deal to bring in striker Evann Guessand from Nice for up to £28million. The forward scored 13 goals and claimed ten assists across all competitions last season.
>Villa want to strengthen at right back and tie down Rogers to a more lucrative deal after interest from Chelsea and Arsenal.

>>150138354
There is only so many lunch ladies that Jim can sack

chelshit buying garnacho this fucking team ahahahahahahah they bought mudryk but argentinian

>>150138473
Depends on the final price. Could be a good deal or a stupid one.

>>150138480
its can only be a bad or worse deal

>>150138075
Non league fans are utterly subhuman, and they only pretend to enjoy their slopball out of spite and seethe over top level football

I turned on Luton vs Wimbledon, the showpiece of the non league opening weekend. It was pathetic quality and intensely boring

Dont let these retards act like they're superior, they're not, they are weak minded contrarians

>>150132674
>£350,000 a week
>£18,200,000 Estimated Gross Salary remaining on his contract
>gets the canteen staff fired single-handedly in your path
What do?

Jesus christ

>>150138579
>He also cost 70m
Nothing can be done

>>150138585
sure I saw something saying the players gong to have to pay for their own travel and accommodation for away games lmao

anyone buying shit players?

>>150138360
Thank god. We can rest easy now. That's Chelsea out of the top 4.

>>150138619
Aye man ah thought you’d never be roond. We need a canny striker and a radgie centre back man. Cheers like!

>>150137467
Jim is so fucking based. He doesn't even spend a penny of is billions on his haircut, so he can invest it in the wages of frauds.

>Juventus propose Vlahovic and Douglas Luiz for Tonali swap deal

Remember when sharteta and arsenal fans (of african descend) drove this man to suicide?
Despicable club

>>150138480
wouldnt even be a good deal if he was free and Utd paid his wages as hes a complete dressing room cancer and spent last year leaking team sheets through his brother

>>150138619
One(uno) Nicholas Jackson please

>>150138619
One day these 2 will meet and the market will explode

>>150138748
Sorry Arteta has that mantle now

>>150138664
Vlahovic would be a megabust in the Prem, doubly so in Eddie Meme's system.

you now remember Kobbie 'Mainoo' what a strange time that was when everybody in England thought this chubby lad who did the odd dribble was the 2nd coming of Zidane Kroos and Iniesta combined