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>>150128911 (OP)
First for fugly

>>150128911 (OP)
She should play doubles with Sinner, the fire crotch team.

>>150128918
Begone retard
Maya is beautiful she is my dream girl
I hope to stalk her one day if my smoothie shop takes off

>>150128929
I would throw a dildo at her shapes like my penis and she would fall in love she would take the dildo home and dream about me

Alt thread if Ausbro is still here

>>150128929
It's okay to like ugly girls, espically as an american fat pig

She never recovered, fucked like it's London late nights

>>150128945
:3
Love her so much

Worst timeline.
Please save us KHACHANOV.

>>150128945
Dildo

>>150128956
Anything other than Jackson Machomes

>>150128978
Why do modern americans all look like this

Why is grug wearing a helmet?

Vendula is such an awesome name

>>150129023
This girl is such a slut, I love it.

>>150128911 (OP)
god shes so ugly

shes too ugly to be a tennisfu

>>150129036
imagine how sad she'd be were she to read this

you feel good now insulting innocent teenage girl? shame

>>150129055
Shut your bitch mouth pidaras

No bullying in /tennis/

>>150129036
She's literally not ugly though

Did Badosa pull out of Cincy?

>>150129081
Yeah

Ukranian wta players are the slutiest

>>150129100
What an embarrassment

>>150129100
somehow i've never been to her instagram
brb

Roger Federer

>>150129161
Don't support degeneracy

>>150129166
sorry anon i am a degenerate cooming goombler

>>150129100
that's ridiculous

>>150129076
lovely pic of Jointy :)

>>150128947
you just know cunt destroyer in the red shirt redeemed the hell out of her

These girls placing the balls inside their leggings/tights is unsanitary, next to their sweaty skin. That third ball is right above the crack of her ass and inevitably will be contaminated with her shit particles. Shocking that nobody seems to think this is an issue.

>>150129349
god i wish she'd contaminate me with her shit particles

>>150129100
What app is that? OF?

>>150129382
Instagram, old story.

>>150129349
>That third ball is right above the crack of her ass and inevitably will be contaminated with her shit particles.
russian twitter scandal from a month ago: girl working at marketplace post store told that lots and lots and lots of women underwear comes really dirty after they "fit" it in a dressing room. replies collected many posts repeating same stories.

>>150129391
no, its not an IG. Interface never was such.
and why is it external recorded screen, not an actual screen-capture

>>150129417
it's facebook

>>150129412
in my country you aren't allowed to try on underwear at the store and you can't return it once it's been tried on, unless it's defective

>>150129391
I wish there was a colelction of all expried insta stories and deleted posts of everyone! ;_;

>>150128911 (OP)
Imagine Igor wearing this

short kings...

>>150129078
like

shes not horrendous

many tennis players are way worse

its just

shes clearly autistic and cant present herself properly

also awful skin

and why the awful glasses and nails and dumb hat

its autism
she can do a lot bettsr

>>150129100
holy shit
not even trying to pretend

jesus f

how vapid can you get

>>150129100
and funny fing is

mediocre ass

weird-ass face

shes just a slut

mogged by her own mom and auntie

>>150129412
The real mystery is how these girls wear white thongs all day long and at the end of the day not a single shit stain, the ass part of the thong is clean as if it was brand new. If an american fat construction worker would wear the same thong it would evaporate by lunch time from all the toxic gas coming out his ass.

The front part is a different story though.

Fraudseca at it again.

Shelton is top 5

>>150129848
I'm an American construction worker I built the Chrysler building

How the hell did Shelton beat the white man, T. Fritz
Rigged

>>150129880
Top 5 whitest americans

Ooga Booga or Hiroshima?

>one masters starts before the other one finishes now
utter nonsense

Maya :)

Oh shit why didn't anyone tell me Fonzarelli was playing
Fuck this fucked up tournament schedule

What the fuck? Not even the final at watchable euro hours? Yeah fuck Canada. If Cinci does this as well the entire NA hard court season can go fuck itself

>>150129950
*whip crack*
Ovens. Now.

>>150130253
DC catered to Europe a little, but yeah, Canada have been total assholes, hope Trump annexes that shithole

>>150130142
doper

>fonzi is going to lose to Bu
Say it ain't so

Maya :)
So preoccupied that I made a thread for her but miss winning her

This blue is ugly

And now I have to watch Potato against ............ not going to post her name

Sexy black socks for Ausbro maybe if he really really really wants to rewatch thsi

You dumb retard, losing against granny
Finished spud.

>>150129598
Who is she

>>150129730
What's wrong with her nails?

>>150129753
What about her auntie??? Post!


I think Dayana is a prettiest of ukr. Love her bitch face idk. Body good too and ass

>>150130536
Post
Girls in black socks are rare, they probably thinks it's not feminine idk

>>150130601
masarova and her manlet husband

Perricard more like Perritard

>>150130491
You mean this thread?

Man I have zero motivation to watch Karen vs Ben
I'd much rather watch Thompson vs Mannarino but it's at 6 fuckin am
Fuck the NA swing

>>150130521
I genuinely can't understand how Si*g*mund makes it through a tournament without somebody just throwing a cup of scalding coffee over her in the player's restaurant or something. She's the tennis version of a yeast infection.

Now that's better Nastya.

Bit scared of her playing against Igor again, on hc it (problably) wont be a double bagel though...

>Aslan losing 60 63 to an eyetalian schoolkid
Holy grim

Fonz :)

Paris, Rome, Madrid, Shanghai and.... Mason Ohio

>>150129100
lmao so subtle
most thots would be "working out" at the gym etc

>>150131102
yeah we dont like fags here get out fatty

>>150131102
kek

>>150130708
That's another reason I follow the German younguns so much. I want to leave players like Siegemund and Maria behind and root for someome like Stusek, Thamm and Wobker. It's time...

One of the most iconic upsets of the 21st century in tennis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJFoTpwVhos

Jackie is so cute

>>150130708
Potapova is taking care of the issue now. Shouldn't be more than a game or two.

We got a time violation!!!

Nastya :)
Thank you.

>>150131243
Sorted.

>>150131249
If I had such lawn id walk barefoot there
And if no one was around, id roll naked too

Anastasia :)

>>150131303
Can I roll naked with youn

>>150131249
Love this webm so much, thank you that you always repost it Britbro :)

Who are famous players who had big weight fluctuations after 20?
Emma Navarro was fat until 22
Kvitova was fat in her best years (early 20s)
Who else? Tsonga and Wawrinka were pron to gaining weight? But never actually fat. Stan even had visable abs
Kyrgios was fat when young but that doesn't count

>>150131303
I love grass too Rusbro.

Do you think Sinners puke, failed doping tests and his sudden surge into best player atm are somehow related and connected?

Also alcaraz is like a 2 years younger, became a star year or 2(?) earlier and his path to the top was more natural and gradual, and he doesn't seem as unbeatable as sinner in his peak.

Just thinking how much effect can doing cause. It doesn't teach you tennis skills, but...? What?

>>150131379
You will enjoy sport more if you come to terms with the reality that they all cheat and it's just a matter of who is subtle and sneaky enough to dodge any positive test results and controversy.

>>150131366
Roger is so based. Djovak and baldal could never

>>150131379
He didn't dope though there was no performance effect

>>150131334
Ostapenko is in there

throbbing cocks and iva socks

>Alina posting vacation pictures
Two good + semi-good tournaments is that what it takes, you're never going to make it...

>>150131334
Nalbandian got pretty fat

cam on Aoi time to wake up

Jaqueline ):

>>150131440
if i was a tennis player i'd be in bed at 21:00, eat only gluten-free protein and fish meat, ask hotel/airbnb to extra vacuum and clean my room, spend as much as needed for a private physio, chef/cook, limit my blue screen dime, outsource media and PR to the team, no tea/coffe/drink/exciting food after 16:00, wake up by 5-6am, have a training, eat, nap, more training, lunch, nap, training, wind down, sleep.
if i'm on a tournie, id cut down on a training time and increase recovery(sleep, stroll with emma gf) time
if im not on a tournie, i train many hours every day.
the only limit is the joints tear, need to evaluate that with medics and physio

idk why others, especally guys between top-2 and 50th, dont live like that

i-d have a 100/0 w/l year, winning Grand Slam and all mandatory masters
(the burn out and suicide XD)

>>150131671
I would 100% do all of that if that meant I had a better chance of bagging Emma

>>150131671
>emma gf

as long as its sweet and not sour emma

>>150131671
>(then burn out and suicide XD)
fix

but i think it comes down to the feedback.
if with all that sacrifice and strict life regime you get positive results, its easy and mentally rewarding to carry on
but if you will lose with that regime then yeah.... i guess thats hop people cope with white flour and sugar, alcohol.

was watching breaking bad early seasons recently, there are heroine addicts, i never was such a hard addict, but as i guess drug addiciton is a circle of feedback hurt: you take drugs, your life degrades, you wake up from the drug and see how shitty is your life, you take drug to cope, and cycle repeats

>>150131704
no, no time for girls and personal relations in tha regime
monk-life
dedicate yourself to tennis, for at least 104 weeks in a row
when everyone on a NYE parties, you already in australia adapting your cardiovascular ssystem to a 40 degree heat

and emma is not guaranteed

>>150131671
You’d need carbs for energy, especially since they sweat a lot in tennis, you’d likely deplete your muscles glycogen stores every match/intense training sessions
>t. /fit/bro

>>150131671
I more for less live that clean when I have a home and hope

>>150131745
what about replacing carbs with fats
i've heard carbs are bad

>>150131746
and now you?

>>150131440
hoping she can get into one of the 11 (eleven) 125s in September

cute!

>>150131704
https://medium.com/the-candid-cuppa/dear-men-lets-stop-saying-we-bagged-a-woman-5bf5d7ea0201

>>150131759
You could to a degree but with the level of cardio you’d be doing you’d need to legit recarb, hence Igor’s favorite meal is that strawberry pasta or whatever

stearns about to get the wang

>>150131732
That's what I mean

Come on Jessica

ito :)

>>150131759
Now I am homeless in America I slept in a parking lot last night, same thing tonight. I was supposed to be an AutoCAD drafter. I can't bring myself to there, where my mom is, because If I come then I can never return to America for as long as I live and that makes my stomach hurt

jpegula stories: she wants to run a tennis podcast?!

so, how many ex tennis pros podcasts are there now?
roddick, isner, caro garcia, who else?
and outside of players, ben rotenberg have one?

and speaking of vlogs, there is sinners, sabalenka, kasatkina - and?

>>150131879
how did you end up such?

>>150131895
when is the /tennis/ podcast starting anyway

>>150131866
Aoi sometimes plays like she just rolled out of bed and walked straight to the court without any kind of warm up beforehand.

>>150131414
same for that british girl but she still got a 4 year ban
that was even less intentional since she ate some meat

>>150131910
she's just very awkward and clumsy

>>150131903
I came back here because you people didn't let me work and I don't have anyone here or a place to live or any friends or family but I had to try because you people blocked me from gainful employment
I still don't want to come back desu
Here if you have a decent job you have access to amazing crack whores every weekend

>>150131921
But she had extreme levels sinner had trace

>>150131974
Sinner had levels that are consistent with an incidental therapeutic application the girl was doped through the roof that's why four years. There was no way to get what she tested positive for from eating meat

Ito gonna moonball all the way to the cup

>>150131943
As soon as you abandon America, you say good bye to your hopes dreams and ambitions and you fall into something like a Soviet hell in yurop

it's itover..

cute Ito

are we back

for me it's yulia v mexican yulia on court 3 while i'm waiting for olga - katie

>>150132284
She's obviously nervous, bless her.

ballgirl in the stands watching ito

I can see Venus' grandma hooters

erm

>>150132284
Cute, I like Fritz seems like a decent guy.

uh oh ito..

of course it went to the third. ..

>>150132445
I look like this

Aoi :)

Ito :)

>>150128947
Yes, they're creepy. Yes, they're smelly. Yes, they're rapey. But man, I just can't bring myself to hate jeets. There's just something so pure and wholesome about them.

Ito :)

Jess :)
Thank God, not another shit takes two weeks how Oldnus can win the US Open

>>150132586
Cute! I hope she was kind enough to give them all a cheeky handjob after the match.

>>150132631
This looks exactly like Peaches the crack whore

Eva is a disgrace

>>150132780
pera is cuter anyway

olga step on me please
pic unrel

>>150132807
Bosnia look, I'm sleeping on picrel because you NIGGERS didn't want to give me a job because you were jealous of my gigantic potential
This is an abandoned gym I used to go to a decade ago, down the street from where my house used to be, that was sold and the money which I'm burning now comes from that house
Revenge will be sweet one day my friends

>>150132889
Looks cozy.

>>150132284
Heartwarming

tennis?

>>150132941
pennis.

leeeets go!

>>150132719
Post peaches

>>150132952
are you #TeamKatie or #TeamOlga?

>>150132952
CAM ON KATIE

lets go Кэти Бyлтep lets go

>>150132941
Cringe
>>150132950
Based

new gambling degenerates compilation just dropped

>>150132960
i just hope they both have fun tbdesu
very hard too pick a favourite here

>>150133004
do you think if i send a nice normal DM they would read it and respond or do they only notice the gamblers

>>150132967
Firing up those hate messages right now.

>>150133022
don't do it!

>>150130616
shes not pretty imo

kinda rancid

i seen her auntie once

she visit in match sitting next to mom

and she was hot like mom

>>150133017
yeah send her a nice normal DM
it will cheer her up :)

Eva :)

>>150131704
worst set of feet seen in a while

Eva :)

That ball boy is massive lol.

>>150133004
>betting on wta
a fool and his money are soon parted

i sent lena gabby a :O face
hopefully it cheers her up

eva vs ito in R2!!

>>150133004
holy fuck

like

why not just not let people DM you

surely you can actually do this?

Why not have like

i dont get it

to quote tyler the creator:

"How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nibba Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nibba Close Your Eyes"

>>150133066
having her cake and eating it too

>>150133093
bitches love attention

>>150133015
i don't think katies having fun :|

>>150133079
i got this :(

>>150133121
what do you want to say to her i'll message her it for you

how many tonight?

>>150133004
The shitters absolutely love getting this attention.

>>150133151
Bagel incoming.

>>150133135
no it's okay :( how were you able to send one, i wasnt following her before hand but evena fter following i cant

>>150133161
i replied to her post, maybe try that

..what to do now?

>open thread
>there isn't a dozen joint webms from today
i'm sorry, i thought this was a serious genny

>>150133203
this is the gayest man in cincinatti

>>150133204
Let's remember the happier times.

rain temporarily reprieves Katie Bottler as we await Vicky v Naomi

Mboko isn't the favorite here, I'm surprised

Where are the white women at?

>>150133219
for me, it was rabat

>>150133272
Osaka has been on a charge here. Should be interesting though, they both like aggressive tennis plus the crowd will NOT be behind Osaka so there's potential for her to have a melty.

>>150133272
>>150133300
Mboko is injured

djoko vs mboko, who tops whom

>>150133312
what, the wrist from last night or something else?

Vicky big dicky

>>150133367
The wrist

>>150133398
figured it wasn't that serious since she heemed Lena after doing it

She do be kinda ugly fr fr

>>150133417
Lena heemed herself tbf

damn olga raping katie. was gonna tune in but looks like rain

>>150133390
why is this gook making the exact same face in every image?

>>150133452
fair point

>>150133502
because its the same image, nonce-brain

another rich businessperson was given a wildcard and this time they are playing on center court

>>150133568
*hides*

fuggin ell almost vomited there

Mback

It's crazy how much better Cryoami is without the coach™

Katie is shit

osaka's getting cocky out there, mboko's taking the next 2

>>150133390
>Vicky
>posts a pic of osaka

>>150133568
retiring in tennis is the biggest scam going, it's like when you tell the waitress at a restaurant that it's your birthday

CAMAN VICKY

Don't cry now

sorry that one was on me
>>150133951

>every set a break
real wta hours

Yeah Im finna be thinking MbokGOD will be the next Serena

Mbuckbreaking

Help me out fellas, I watch tennis very rarely. This is not high quality play, is it? Constant faults and breaks. They’re both choking?

>>150134252
This is normal WTA

Best of 3 or 5?

>>150134331
women are always 3

vicky :)

>>150134338
Ok cool thanks.

Both foids were born in the US btw

if there's 2 breaks to open the 3rd i'm turning this shit off

over 2.5 sets @ 2.45 lol
now I can enjoy the third

>>150134265
Osaka purposefully dropping that set to win the crowd. Conceited bitch should be fined!.

Osaka gave up
Mboko is destroying her serve (which is like 1% first serve)

>>150134446
She belongs in mental facility

>>150134427
Sayonara or something

I WANNA WATCH THE SHELT

Oh boy lol

>>150134561
said no one ever

Go Shelton :)

Let's go Shelton! Got 50 bucks he wins in straight sets.

Olga :)

Katie ):

Olga :)
backed her as well, having a decent night here

>>150134587
Seethe 51st stater

Olga :)
Katie :(

Naomi losing it

>>150134252
Fairly normal for the women. Entertaining in it's own way but often very low quality.

Classless crowd tbqh

Are WTA finals usually this depressing and pathetic?

That game was surely the match done

>Okaka
Gg Vicky

>s'il vous plaît
Lmao what happens if the crowd just refuses to shut up?

It's Osakover

Rybakina put up a better fight desu

Chances Mboko is another flame out a la Andreescu, Raducanu?

Shellysisters...

>>150134978
Canadians and flaming out early namid

Super based

Wow!

Canada's Courageous Victoria Mboko :)

based mboko.

fucking hell lol. W35 to her home Masters in 8 months

It's Mbokover! (for Osaka)

Leafbros, is it finally our time?

Haitibros...I don't feel good

Vicky also #25 in the live rankings, amazing year she's having

mbokochads feasting tonight

the best part is not seeing naomis face posted everywhere

mtl sisters we finally did it!!!!

Wait a damn minute...Wiki says she's was born in the US...

>>150135087
Mirin’ arms

>>150135123
shhhhh

>>150135123
>Suddenly "Real American" starts playing out of nowhere as Mboko goes up to get her trophy

>>150135123
She's been in Canada since she was an infant. She's Canadian bro

>>150113940
heh

They make the loser speak in front of the whole stadium? That’s so retarded lol.

>>150135123
What a fucking joke. Do Canadians not have any shame? You'd never catch us Brits supporting a foreign-born, female tennis star.

>>150135123
And staying there for like 4 months until moving to Canada and living most of her life in Toronto.

>>150135176
Plz no. Just got that song outta my head lel

Remembering what a graceless cunt Osaka can be

More like Nigboko.

Vicky’s parents are from DRC. To go from that to seeing your Canadian daughter become a tennis champion must be the most amazing and surreal feeling in the world.

Is it unironically Joever for Osaka now? I feel like she NEEDED to win this, in order to restart her career in any meaningful way.

O CANADA
WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU

>>150135217
/tennis/ is a high class general for high class people. Kindly take your racism elsewhere, sir.

>Ctrl F “KWAB”
>0 results

You all have disappointed me. Apply yourselves.

Also tennis really is cyclical, huh

Shelton :))

>>150135249
I'm really not sure, I mean this was the best I've seen her play since she came back right up until tonight and I'm not sure we can read too much into this match - Mboko has had that 'name on the cup' aura about her right the way through this tournament, this was something unusual.
Depends what we're calling a relaunch - is she going to win another four slams? doubtful but she doesn't look like R2 fodder any more either.

Is her era officially over?

>>150135332
when did it start

>>150135332
didnt she just win a title

>>150135332
B A L D

>>150135332
She won a title last week lol

Hemsworth :)

>>150134612
>Kwab

>>150134612
just...

BREAKING NEWS (siren emoji): iva and ash hooked up!! (they'll lose R1 but still)

Slaving now so can't listen
Who's kwabbing and why?

>>150135673
Either Osaka who lost to a teen in the #300s, or anon who lost his rent money on Shelton in straight sets.

>old hag wins a tournament
>every wta player posts a story on their instagram congratulating them

>new up and comer teen wins a tournament
>complete silence
volumes

Shelt sisters we're back

>Cheering the latest up-and-comer who will likely start beating you/giving you a hard time in the big tournaments

>Cheering some old lady that fluked her way to a minor title but is otherwise easy pickings
Can see why they don't

Shelton :)

Shelton :(

Shelton :D

What a fucking match! Lets go Shelton!

Why is every borderline call going Shelton's way? Statistically this doesn't seem right. I think they're intentionally trying to screw the Russian.

>>150135995
Seethe cuck

I like it when he lifts up his shirt and his tummy shows :)

>>150129076
She looks like my DayZ character

>>150135995
Get fucked leaf. It's in Canada you stupid fuck!!

>>150128945
What is life like for a good looking girl on the international tennis circuit?

>>150129076
cute

>>150135579
hopefully it's not over court cam only like mirrasneed was at montreal

i don't think stearns should be having this much trouble with wang

"explosivity"? seriously?

>>150136033
clown

>>150136396
Winner

>>150128945
This improves her tomboy energy for me. A good tomboy ought to look very awkward shoehorned in to formal gown and makeup like that. It's wrong if a tomboy looks natural dolled up.

>>150136406
ape-faced clown either way

SHELTON IS LITERALLY OURGUY

Ben :)

Based

HEY I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY RANKING
SO CALL ME MAYBE

Great match! Love that his father is still his coach.

>"See you in two years here"
?

He’s a great coach actually

>>150136546
They switch between Montreal and Toronto every year

>>150131704
Why would you post that? You just killed my boner for Emma Navarro you son of a bitch!

>>150136553
Oh weird arrangement but that's one way to get tennis in more cities

>>150136471
Yeah but Shelton couldn't beat Djoković inva million years right now
Djoković is basically not playing anything except majors

>>150131798
Update?

>>150136549
>

>>150136623
heh

>>150136623
DELET

>>150135272
Quiet, nigbong

Carlos Alcaraz: “When I'm off, I'm off, so I don't (go) to the gym at all a lot of times.

My friends, if we go for a trip or something, sometimes they go to the gym. And, for example, the first week that I had off, I just told them, ‘okay, I'm going to join you just for a little run.’ And then (I) just woke up and said, ‘Okay, go, go, and I'm gonna keep sleeping."

I'm hopping off the Grug train, he's one lazy son of a bitch. Makes zero effort to learn english, skips Canada not because he's injured, but wants to slack off, gives up on the Wimbledon final and is content to lose to binner. WTA players throwing pussy at him and he just ignores them. No way he'll be like the big three with that slacker attitude. JCF was right when he said he doesn't have what it takes to be a goat.

>>150136574
Ben can do better.

>>150136711
Probably good for longevity. Keeps miles off the odometer. He's fit enough.

>>150136731
He's fit but hasn't improved much. What has Carlos noticeably improved on since he first beat Djokovic at Wimbledon? Meanwhile Sinner has been making leaps

>>150136889
You're right but doing more box jumps isn't going to help him up his average fh speed to match sinner's. Skill issue. Sinner's ceiling is just way higher.

>>150136711
>doesnt put in work
>doesnt care about english
>has his own harem of tennis waifus
>knows hell destroy sinner at uso so takes days off
why do we hate him again

>>150135995
phwoar

excellent kittingtonshire

>>150136711
yeh lol bit of red flag

like

your career is only gna get harder

having this attitude wont help especially when you are already kinda inconsistent player

you just got slammed at wimbledon and lucky to win french open

and now youre going into hard season garn get annihilated again by sinner

stupid prick needs to step up

>>150136606
i supported she even after the venus & emma thrashing

>>150128945
wow CUTE

>>150133214
*straightest

>>150136889
His serve has improved a lot
He's adjusted his forehand technique
Shot selection is generally not as bad as it used to be
Occasionally tries to come up with tactics on his own instead of being remote controlled by JCF all the time (albeit to mixed success)

>>150137364
:3

>>150137461
/147/ is leaking into /tenny/

So Moboko won the title?
WTA is so ...i don't even know what to call it at this point

>>150137556
exciting? fun? new players are coming in to shake up the field while atp is stuck with old greying men who refuse to retire?

>>150137496
I have this theory that ALCARAZ is just a physical freak who's brain lights up when he sees a tennis ball
I think he will peak and then whither away when his athleticism runs out
Sinner should go longer because he is complete player

>>150137568
The glass? Half full.

>>150137364
phwoar

me own wang is also very stearn

>>150130712
christ

your nation need to stop govin people silly names first

>>150130608
she does rhem like a 12 yeae old girl

>>150137461
corr dat stephen hendery whatshisname?

maya posted this, but i'm not 100% sure it's her

>>150137683
honestly gotta reapect that innit still playin when youre like 60 or summat

>>150137695
sometimes she kinda looks like an ugl(ier)y version of violet moreau

>>150137078
was actually kinda emotional when he won, with like his dad and stuff

>>150137706
you sure know a lot of porn actresses

>>150137695
and like

what is this dress

she dressin like its fuggin 1992

who wear flowery dress


just bogflin'

hafta say there's a lot of players i'd like to see wearing her outfit

>>150137683
does ohio have a substantial asian population

>>150137728
wtf

shes huge

and she still lost

>>150137728
imagine oceane receiving a wc for the uso

>>150137695
It's not her, that's Axl Rose.

>shun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Muah, ah, I wanna watch you bleed

>>150137824
you look amazing together!

>>150137886
thank you but it's like 99.9% her

the saucy adventures of gigachin & boulter

>>150137571
Grug is way more complete and well rounded than Sinner, athleticism is just one part of his game but he's also got way better variety of shot and is way better at the net
Sinner is just better at baseline rallies and much better at serving and usually this is enough to dictate a point but he doesn't really have any other options

only player i've seen (probably more but all i've seen so far) congratulate mboko is shelton so maybe he's okay

post SEXY PINK DOLL branstine pls

>>150138004
Stop objectifying us, boris

Where is that gefilte guzzling gay

>>150137728
wait a minute where's her bra

>>150135579
This is huge!

Katie Boulter is in the early stages of pregnancy and is agonizing over the possibility of birthing a big-chinned Mexican baby that fails to deceive Alex. This anxiety explains her recent dip in form.

The ATP Challenger player who grew up on a Somerset farm and is a compulsive gambler still hasn't been exposed by the media or the ITIA for his betting habit

Jeremy Bates is still pissed off both Hannah Klugman and Mika :) turned down his coaching offer

Max Benaim, the overconfident Jew who launched a personal website announcing his journey to the slams, is apparently on the verge of giving up making it as a player

Mimi was reportedly bitter in the aftermath of her surprise defeat to ITF scrub Victoria Allen at the ITF Roehampton, describing the ex-Florida State player as 'mediocre' in a conversation with her coach

Czech babe Gabriela Knutson is increasingly frustrated with her inability to break free of the ITF circuit and reach the top 100 and is hoping to ease into a career in sports journalism/broadcasting, she's looking for future opportunities with the BBC

the posting will be relentless

i forgot cincinnati is the one owned by their father

>https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=c25c4146-223f-4743-8aac-97cc5536f8c5
vendy is facing a former wta rank 35 polona hercog

>>150138252
meggie?
IG @meggie__navarro2

found this lil uni hallway interview with her https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_9QbJzuK5W/

>>150138292
hercog is kinda cute, no? also 185 body
she also married her balding fat manlet coach

also seconding >>150129598 this it seems like tennis girls are really kind to imperfect men, no?

in volleyball, women don't even consider guys shorter than them to be a human

>>150138370
>in volleyball, women don't even consider guys shorter than them to be a human
proof:
https://new.express.adobe.com/page/eYxdRJRXesEZ6/
>I was talking to Wisconsin volleyball campers about this recently. They were asking, “Do you have a boyfriend?’’ I was like “No, I don’t.’’ And they’re like, “That makes sense because no one here is tall enough for you.’’ I’m like, “You know it’s OK to talk to shorter guys, right?’’

>>150138224
i 100% fully believe all of these are 100% factually true apart from princess xu

>breadstick avoided
she really doesn't know what to do against experienced players :c
but then again, she hasn't played many matches against them yet

>>150138252
Holy shit

>>150138432
there's still time she likes to go 3 don't she?

>>150138432
hercog has a sex body

hercog didnt update her insta since 2019 wtf????????????

>>150138456
true. sadly, have to leave right now and won't be able to see her turning this around

I don't want to get my hopes up, so I'd thought I'd sample other opinions on here, but on a scale of 1 to 10 how likely is it that Eva Lys will licence her image for one of those AI porn chatbot websites?

RING RING RING RING
HEY US OPEN THAT'S THE SHELPHONE CALLING

vendula was cruising through the 2nd set but 'cog caught up

New TB3 just dropped

>>150138665
No homo but grug looks very handsome here and no , Shelton's game is decades behind these 2.

>>150138665
el oh el

>>150138697
I fully believe he'd peak out of his mind against Sinner but also that he'll lose 2 and 2 to ADF

This is art.

Still my prince of dirt

who are the best servers under 180cm?
that would be a good servin coach

>>150138950
Is it from cincy training grounds?
looks like alcaraz p

>>150139128
>looks like alcaraz playing against himself
ai edited i mean
ok i seeits cobolli

>>150139295
me to the right of the security guard with the black vest

>>150139306
sexo

>>150139311
her pusy gets slammed nightly but no babby forms

>>150139364
Kek, natural contraceptive, i bet her boyfriend loves it.

>>150139249
>Pawgtek

Our Hannah is playing :)

https://www.itftennis.com/en/match/?matchId=5983ce49-9af7-43c7-a368-b993d971400c

>>150137695
She looks nice here but annoying to have that guy there

>>150139447
Playing against kino shitter

>>150137695
who's that guy
she only 19, protect her from guys

Vendula :(

>>150138632
she was leading 4-0 when i last watched
feels like i let her down maybe . .

Roger Federer

I just realized
>Kwabtie

>>150139905
i bet on olga so i'm okay with this result

Speaking of Katie, have we ever had the opposite happen where a high ranked WTA player has a lower ranked ATP bf?

>>150139949
potato and shevchenko

>>150139737
Good post

>>150139919
same lol

>>150139949
avanesyan? sharapova?

>>150139249
Iga :)

>>150139949
masarova

Interesting note on Mboko. She achieved a slam of sorts in Montreal by beating a winner of the AO, RG, Wimby and the USO.

>>150140264
Novak handing these out like free

>>150140264
women tour is increadibly strong nowadays. everyone can beat anyone.

Hannah :)

>>150140280
True but that's beating one old man lol.

>>150140308
I spit on all of you balkan fuckin trash poverty fucking gypsy hicks

Hannah :)

Imagine if Sinner hadn't kwabbed in RG, would probably have a CYGS

a CYGS? I'd rather have some CIGS amirite whos with me

Mad how the Federer Safin 2005 match is literally unwatchable because there's no score on the screen
Like a match from the 80s I can accept because it was caveman times, but 2005? fucking Revenge of the Sith was in cinemas and you didn't realise people wanna see the score?

>>150140470
I hate score keeping should be no scores for ultimate human joy

>>150140451
Pressure would be immense but it'd be nuts because he'd had 5 in a row

>>150140470
I wait AI to be good enough to upscale the quality of classic matches recorded in potato times

love her eyes, idk is there a name for such type of eyes?
https://imgbox.com/cLxtx0nD

fuckin jumpscare

>>150140461
https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/pro-players-who-smoke-cigarettes.88965/

>>150140357
yes please spit on me amerikkkan daddy

>>150140513
*cracks whip*
Ovens. Now.

>>150140635
Balkan nigger Mutt pacevi, fucking subhuman rat trash hick
Thanks for the travel document you're gonna keep printing a new one every month like a fucking dog and a bitch that you people are

>>150140713
>sees flag
>jooooooooooooooooooooo

the beauty of tennis is the exotic locations the tour goes to allows you to live vicariously through the players. Monte Carlo, Rome, Barcelona, Dubai, New York. Mason, Ohio.

>>150128947
dios mio, la creatura

they're making her play against a man
also, they have a ballboy that is old and tall, it's really weird

>>150141244
this binch is still alive?

Unironically what did he mean by this

Iva is in as a LL

>>150141334
Lets gooo

>>150128911 (OP)
>>150128945
>>150129076
They would fucking worship her if she ever moves to China.

>>150141334
Iva :)

No Emma no party

>>150141213
Binner is a fucking meme, it's gonna be sad once his winning ways stop.

>>150141442
>>150141442
>>150141442
>>150141442

>>150141334
fuck yeah!