Thread 150129199

One Day Cup & the 16.4 comp on.

Todays ONE DAY /CUP/ matches
>>150126968

last two days highlights
>>150110702
>>150126507

man it's a hot one

YFO

>301/3
>THREE HUNDRED AND ONE RUNS FOR THREE WICKETS

>Westley picking up a 3-fer
grim or kino?

>https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/articles/c4gzk8lxjnro

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HLrLjDTkicM

blinds man is here fitting me some lovely new shutter blinds oh it lovely di lads

Life is wasted on the living

McGrath has been predicating 5-0 to the Australians in the Ashes every series for over 30 years now. His prediction would only be news-worthy if he didn't predict a baggy memes whitewash.

So fuck off sebbo you retarded shit mucher freak.

watched Synmemedyche New York
wasn't good and I didn't get it
mad /cric/ pretended it was kin

kino*

>6 (SIX) runs needed
>UNLIMITED BALLS REMAINING
https://youtu.be/eM7Atvvx4yc

>>150131799
2n

thinking yfo

>>150131799
†INFINITE(∞) BALLS
>>150131981
x

reading donna tartt
https://youtu.be/G_1kljFPkww

Got a Halldór Laxness novel out the library, start it tomorrow on the train

>>150131575
>/cric/
it was only bard who doesn't get it either but is a massive pseud so pretends he does
we've actually been a The Florida Project general since '17

Enjoy Synecdoche, New York a lot more than the Florida pooject. run-of-the-mill poverty porn and nothing stand out about it- no idea why that fat neek is so obsessed with it. Wonder if he's unironically watched it more than once

In other news, this northern monkey has actually done a total bodge job with these blinds. Absolutely fucked his measurements up. I have sent him a text with pictures let's see what happens

>needs to watch films more than once
brainlet moment

and hmm I wonder why a heartening story of a poor, struggling mother and child desperate to get any roof over their heads doesn't resonate with some spoilt tarq who had his mother sort all his accommodation for him via landlord hand downs

I don't watch any films more than once actually because I'm not a redditor
I am simply musing, wondering if you had watched that one more than once

Zak Crawley is the GOAT Hundred player

Friday night disco tomorrow lads?

>>150133037
Looked at the Welsh Fire player and a bunch of literal whos and Josh Hull (who is shit).

>>150133038
count on it fella x

>>150132296
>we've actually been a The Florida Project general since '17
Au hasard Balthazar†

u alri Nigel, my guy ¿?>>150131799

https://youtu.be/tAlGgLL5X8I

I enjoy how you guys wank on about movies as if theyre an intellectual content medium

ikr¿

3rd reply ITT

not him, but he's not wrong ya know... eyequeem

Favorite Sarah Gadon movie?

>sarah gorden
any relation to gorden tallis? i can see the resemblance

>>150136752
yeah definitely got the resemblence

>>150134831
It’s just one guy replying to himself mainly and so dirty brown jeet rat occasionally making incomprehensible replies.

>>150134831
the only intellectual content i consume is test cricket

Intellectual content ranked:
>test cricket
>non-fiction books
>music
>visual art (excluding prints and stencils)
>fiction books (excluding manga)
>documentaries
>ODI cricket
>audiobooks (any form)
>podcasts
>other sports
>video games with thinking required
>movies
>tv shows
>video games without thinking required
>T20 cricket

>>150136533
I've seen your waifu's boobies.

>>150129206
ONE DAY /CUP/ highlights post, highlights of day 1 of the second round:
report: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c201q1zgj3go

>Group A

Glamorgan v Derbyshire
>NO RESULT: Match abandoned.

Hampshire 288/5. (46.2) v Essex 285. (49.3)
>RESULT: Hants win by 5 wickets.
https://youtu.be/fFamszhuG5o

Nottinghamshire 326/9. (47.0) v Worcestershire 312/7. (47.1)
>RESULT: Match tied on DLS
https://youtu.be/peHm9ZmDyVI

>Group B

Sussex 288/7. (48.2) v Kent 287/9. (50.0)
https://youtu.be/akWcIUbr7eU

he actually typed it all out again lmao

>sending a nightwatchman out against Zimbabwe
the state of poopeeland

watching some darts in the gong

ONE DAY /CUP/
2nd round matches

>Group A

Surrey v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/WHkg_4Q52LY

>Group B

Northamptonshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/KAEdsiAovyg

Somerset v Durham
https://youtu.be/

ONE DAY /CUP/
2nd round matches

>Group A

Surrey v Gloucestershire
https://youtu.be/WHkg_4Q52LY

>Group B

Northamptonshire v Yorkshire
https://youtu.be/G2lfHayOJ6U

Somerset v Durham
https://youtu.be/KAEdsiAovyg

will conway break lara's record

>>150139408
does he want to see his wife and kids ever again?

>>150136533
sorry, cric don't watch porn x
>>150139432
ah yes, the elusive cric mafia.. shadowy architects of the unseen game, where whispers shape outcomes and legends are quietly rewritten

>>150138608
*mwwaaaah*

>>150139484
mulder was terrified talking to the press

>>150139507
he really needed to keep his scully in that moment innit¿?. ...hope ya queem hahaaa

>>150133355
when is the disco sesh, Nigel ,my guy¿

>>150138185
correct

>>150139507
What will happen to Root when he breaks Sachin's record?

>>150129199 (OP)
would be putting a lofted drive through that merc's windscreen in the first over

>>150139610
...yh ur invitation is being delivered via the toaster
>>150134800
..yh

>>150138185
needs poetry

stat padding kiwis are fucking pathetic. I’d like to see them come to australia and win a single test… fucking faggots

South Africa send their C team to Zimbabwe and new zealand send their best, honestly pathetic

>>150140376
I'll slot it in after music

I’ll cave any kiwi cunts skull in that tries to start me… and stop fucking indians over here too

most people that move here from new zeal and are fucking shit skinned indians we need to close that loophole

Vile country is New Zealand

remember when SA picked a complete meme side including making this bloke captain on debut (never been seen since that series btw - https://www.espncricinfo.com/cricketers/neil-brand-742489) against NZ and NZ went with their full strength team and then celebrated a 2-0 ''''whitewash'''' lmao. peewees constantly redefine the term 'pathetic'

Ravindras class

>>150140522
Yeah or before

>>150140472
I'm assuming you will be equally as critical of your players during the upcoming ashes series? Unless you're... I don't know... A hypocrite?

>>150140741
delete this

>>150140740
GONEWAY
O
U
N
G

Reckon Zimbabwe

>>150140740
bit cooked by dis ngl fellas
https://youtu.be/jmYL4aNGJHE

my green velvet sofa arrived

disco looms

glammylad has awful taste, sadly
might save the disco later might not

Notice New Zealand flags only feel brave enough to blow in when they're statpadding against minnows

I regret to inform /cric/ that I am in a state of deep and profound mental anguish the likes of which none of you have ever experienced before and from which I will certainly never recover

@all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sArP2GSvzM8

walking to bouldering

bard has a mental elf issue every 6 months
wondered why you were quiet

meandering to bumdering

wanking to milfdering

>>150141619
based

I’ll bash the skulls in of new zealand cunts and indian brownwskinnee cunts fuck them both. get the fuck out of my country

>my country
which cabinet position do you play mate

>my country
which tribe are ya mate? yolngu, anangu or the wiradjuri?
>>150141732
i follow and completely understand your post hahaha

>>150141732
Fuck off you traitor . You’re okay with what’s happening are you???

scorning at redditering

>>150141476
sorry to hear, fella x

>Haider Ali has been arrested by the Greater Manchester Police on suspicion of rape and bailed pending further enquiries. The Pakistan batter, who was with the Shaheens squad, the de facto 'A' team on a tour against of England, remains in the UK. A Shaheens squad, which includes a number of players on the England tour, has flown to Australia to take part in a multi-team T20 series. Haider was part of the squad due to go to Australia, and has been replaced by allrounder Mohammad Faiq

>"After receiving a report on Monday 4 August 2025 of a rape, we have arrested a 24-year-old man," a statement from Greater Manchester Police confirmed to ESPNcricinfo. "It's alleged that the incident occurred on Wednesday 23 July 2025 at a premises in Manchester. The man has since been bailed pending further enquiries. The victim is being supported by officers."

>It is understood that Haider was arrested in Beckenham where the Shaheens were playing the last of their five games of the tour. Haider played each of the five games, including the first two on 22 and 25 July, between which the incident he was arrested for is alleged to have occurred in Manchester on 23 July. The offence carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment in the UK.

w e w

>>150142010
kek classic

what we drinking tonight zachybros
cheeky leffe for me

cheeky cuppa glacier tears for me x
https://youtu.be/7SwDVjWO8m8

tetotal general mate
and we certainly shouldn't be enabling an alchy neek who has a genuine problem (I mean other than the toothpick arms)

>>150142142
†chilled
‡may or may not include tea

>>150141535
You wouldn't understand but I prefer not to elaborate

>>150141933
Thank you for the support

cheeky ginger and lemongrass cordial on sparkling water over ice for me

>>150141535
i have a mental night elf issue iykwim haha

South Asian girl at bouldering seemed impressed with my mighty pull-ups

insane how peng my flat is

>neek
>peng
why does he think he's black?

Bard, my missus says she hopes you feel better and you should have some tea

give me an N
give me an I
give me a G
give me a G
give me an E
give me an R

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL??,


Nigggerrrrr!!!!!

>>150142464
he's welsh

we dont say that word here mate

just put my gustav Klimt prints up

>>150142915
Welsh?

>>150142891
Will jones

flat won't change much from now from a purely aesthetic standpoint (peng)
taken a month to move in really desu

got a selection of belgian beers tonight
they alri'

got leffe desu

>>150142891
His wife with get his surname in the divorce which is why he’ll change it

>>150142954
Will Davies

won't be posting pictures of my peng flat here
this place isn't worthy

might go shitby tomorrow

Will New Zealand break the 952 run record?

when's the housewarming party lad?

Boxing day

Boxing day

Bollocking day iykwim haha

Got another match for the 1s tomorrow (fuck knows why they picked me after my duck last week) but I'm in too much mental despair to concentrate on something as meaningless as cricket

Rachin Ravindra will break Laras record

Henry Nicholls complete shite for the Pears but getting big tons in Test cricket
Just goes to show that the County Championship is actually at a higher standard than the international game

the dork of york has been talking about his flat for over a month
we stopped caring on day 1, hour 1 you tedious bore

why the ennui bard? did you get sacked?

nobody public sector gets sacked
especially not after how long old man bard has been working in it for

>>150143673
won't talk about it again now I am finally moved in (after a month)
the gustav Klimt prints are up so I am finally moved in

been stuck on +40kg 20mm max hang for like 4 months lads

Show us a pic of the flat blud

no

no but steven bed shittay

>>150143695
Prefer not to say but rest assured it's ennui the likes of which /cric/ has never experienced before

>>150143764
Fairly true

Don't mind a bit of Gustav Klimt desu
More of an Ersnt Haeckel and Thomas Cole man personally
But Klimt is fine

Nothing neekier than Klimt posters. Might as well have Rosie the Riveter or Le Chat Noir.
Probably a fan of Coldplay and U2

he broke up with the secret gf. sad
was going to propose to her in the bindian poo streets as well

For me, it’s Schiele. Probably because I used to have a great Strindberg anthology with one of his paintings on the dust jacket

>klimt
didn't expect are zach to be this much of a normie tbdesu

>>150143923
there some of his more obscure works so it's fine xxx

>>150143923 #
theyre some of his more obscure works so it's fine xxx

>>150143947
Xxx

>>150143931
As if I'd take a woman to India
No go zone for white women

>>150143947
Klimt is to art what Cormac McCarthy is to literature
Relatively normie for those who are already knowledgeable
But not normie for the average uncultured joe on the street

corr bet he's put up the one of that bird with her tits out gwan zachy lad!

i love you bros

no not that one
really obscure like I said

i miss him bros

https://youtu.be/tMDFv5m18Pw?si=sbH1CMxCdGEnq0bY

>>150144018
F

why did they get that freak yungblud doing a speech or song or something at his funeral very weird

Going to sit under my poster of The Kiss, pour a wee dram of Laphroig, and read a chapter of Blood Meridian. Then I’ll watch one of my favourite classic films, There Will Be Blood.

For me, it’s those songs like Iron Man where they can’t be bothered to come up with a vocal melody so Ozzy just sings along to the riff

fucking hate blood meridian
I like books that are about what they are about

AYE

AYE

AYE

i liked this one by iron maiden (yes i am cazzy probably)

https://youtu.be/Q3sJlr0kw8I?si=KBIFpdlUAArqrHdO

Cameron Winter is much better than Iron Maiden

Cazzie metal is the best stuff desu. The songs have actual tunes

for me ? it was smoking rocky and doing poppers (kek gay) with my mates listening to based kyuss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGWrO2KTBwA&ab_channel=Kyuss-Topic

When did poppers become gay

what kind of smelly neek teenager listens to kyuss oh my days

>>150144151
i was pretty cool back in the day mate

I was never cool as a teenager really
briefly been cool intermittently over the years

pretty decent friday night tunes in here for once desu famalams

We did it lads
another week closer to death and no more toil

https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=nnPQmD6To5iGG9oq

>>150144081
Most people don’t know that’s about the Welsh
https://youtu.be/-JQTUgLh6mc?si=8WsMH_y-24Y9bOnh

the Welsh are the hardiest humans known to man
basically the shubunkins of humans

>>150144207
so get in there

/cric/ disco is liv

https://youtu.be/amJNTsfl8MU?si=Pu8Nqi7qiOO2fTza

maybe we do need to have a quiet word about your taste in music

>>150144323
porterhouse next weekend

glammylad has literally never posted a good tune
and (his worst crime) likes that busted spinoff band. lmao literally the tastes of a 14yo girl in 06

a quiet Welsh word

>>150144303
following on from that
https://youtu.be/K7OY1ft3OYU?si=03cqKXx-BrpaJkcA

>>150144379
fightstar are great mate

Not welsh but drinking tiny rebel nice beer that

>modern '''''art''''' in a neeky bedsit in the middle of some sleepy city with an average age of 67
beyond dire

i miss good covers on radio

https://youtu.be/8pZi7CXE2ac?si=bX1sHwWSZ8tLkdeo

radio 1 was quite good in my day tbf
Moyles and Mills innit

>>150144503
agreed
they took everything away from us

https://youtu.be/Gd3gl5gnMeA
wonder what happened to are Nige...
he was all into the disco thing yesterday innit

>>150144466
Cooorr thats a proper mashup, 3 or 4 covers in one??

Mums properting IQ genuinely on par with Peter Roebucks cricket IQ

i liked eminems cover of ozzy weirdly

https://youtu.be/T6T_94qjp5g?si=KjcLZzLuWAPQQMzu

>>150142142
ah there u are x

>>150144583
make sure you appreciate her mate
i'd give anything to see my mum again :(

>>150144458
isn't a bedsit and I don't and will never enjoy Donedon
grew up in a small village just not in my DNA xxx

>>150144602
I will try my best lad

might invite Hiba to the housewarming party
surprise guest
start of something special maybe

>>150144602
F

how is gustav klimt modern btw
the adispose tissue that is found in great quantities of weight through his body demonstrably affecting that neeks brain (it's proven by science this does happen btw)

how is gustav klimt modern btw
the adispose tissue that is found in great quantities of weight throughout his body demonstrably affecting that neeks brain and it's ability to function (it's proven by science this does happen btw)

>>150144550
https://youtu.be/9OFpfTd0EIs

>>150144602
dis
thanks for the reminder fella x

zachy has decent taste in music
dire taste in film, fashion and apparently art tho

did you bros like london grammar or think they are boring? i always fancied the singer but i like them cos they calm my anxieties

https://youtu.be/nMEHJPuggHQ?si=52HracPyYng8DeJw

>>150144672
I liked them they are chilled

u fashun bruh on your laptop watching the chase after toil

Bit of chase and status, happiest day of my life bopping to this pulling some german bird at a pub and getting a handy in the hostel in new zealand years back

https://youtu.be/89m_RdpXEaw?si=hR109XhCilg6PQeU

oh u fashun breh
>Points to your new balances
dats fashun bruh

My flat makes me happy

The Florida Project simply isn't that good.

my trendy NBs still living in his head lmao
glad you chucked out the ladies lacostes though mate. better late than never. they have a mens section as well btw

u fashun breh

New balance quality is absolute shit, maybe not the made in America ones
But Bought some 1906 and the heels blow out within like 4 months and you have some metal stabbing into the back of your feet and they become unwearable
Mizunos are sneakers that are built to last

put a japanese name on a bin liner and some brainlets will pay 300 quid for it. clown world

when i (glammylad) die i expect /cric/ lads to do a tribute for me like this

https://youtu.be/AbOIyE3q5kg?si=n4DeaaewYfdDhGX3

>>150144853
How will we know when you die? :(

>sneakers
FOY

>>150144869
a few weeks go by with no /cric/ discos or glammyposts

>>150144869
dramatic decrease in shit music youtube links

I love my maharishi raincoat
Maybe my 2nd best ever buy

What time is the disco?

who's the lad with the ex wife he still meets up with once a month? i lose track of who's who here

Just remembered I am in Yorkshire

zachys style choices are good for a laugh I'll give him that

>>150144466
https://youtu.be/6Oi-GlociOQ?si=sSVkD_7_OD5Z9YoA

No idea what you're talking about
I've got great taste
Inherited from my mother

haha

>>150144977
this
always chuckle when he shares his latest 'cop'. probably shouldn't have laughed so much because he's too scared to post pics now

insane how much of a fat neek you have to be to think a maharishi raincoat is a bad purchase

>>150144438
So true

>fat neek
overused and lost all meaning

>>150144937
thats glammylad too

Didn't realise there were no direct flights from Donedon to Russia at the moment

>thinking this is bad song

https://youtu.be/3T5hiI6nTbw?si=AJpWEJwVDfxAGyUp

I get the Le Russia evil but I just hadn't learned that before

>going home from another nandos with the ex to listen to some busted spinoff group
grire

>>150145266
great song this

My green velvet sofa looks like something from 2666 or inherent vice
You wouldn't definitely fuck a Mexican prossie on this

My green velvet sofa looks like something from 2666 or inherent vice
You would definitely fuck a Mexican prossie on this

not sure why certain man is brownnosing the surrey tarq welsh larper so much, especially since the latter stood him up at the cricket

Maybe I will never climb 7a

why is countystreams seething so much just because zachy and I are mates

ran out of beers so necking some penderyn now

countrystreamlad was unfortunate enough to be born in Hampshire

countystreams is permanently seething
incel rage and he's a bit of a 'tist with his constant stream spams and weird obsession over baking the new threads

>>150145518
it lovely
at least you don't have work tomorrow

Hampshire is an utterly disgusting county to be honest
If and when I am in charge I will utterly wipe it from the map
Call it a land grab if you want, I don't care

Insane how Mossad agents killed him off
Will they come for me as well?

Where has this summer gone?

https://youtu.be/RItvsVLnjAo?si=u18EjVmcDom2X22q

Fuck England

I'M FEELING SUPERSONOC
GIVE ME GIN AND TONIC

I think it's finally time to admit red goat just isn't a particularly good Bouldering centre

You're a boring twat

You're a seething rentcuck

do you guys need me to escort the peewee off the premises?

he needs to make a matchie for his test ''''match'''' and stay in it

>>150147039
i'm going to start calling you australian zachy

Bored of my job
Want to do something more intellectually stimulating
Something that keeps the Alzheimers at bay
Cant do this anymore

Not using my brain
Just clicking a mouse
Really boring
My rotting brain is dying

Not using my brain
Just clicking a mouse
Really boring
My rotting brain is dying
So much for promoting ones health and well-being at work
I might die

What does the West Indies v Pakistan ODI mean for the ashes?

Good bowling usually beats good batting, for this reason I think Australia will win the ashes

If I was prime minister I would make indoor slab climbing illegal
Also would make bidets compulsory installations in all new builds

alri liz truss

KING kohli still number 1!! gore logon ko chodo..

still don't know what the hundred is lol

Mums property IQ unironically on par with Peter Roebuck's cricket IQ

>>150138185
this but docos above fiction and visual art
some docos are absolutely brilliant and proper intellectual

I am wired to the man
I take the train at dawn for him

Cameron Winter is a musical and lyrical genius

Mad how Kohli has the worst stats out of the big 4 despite being the biggest statpadder

Fraudald Statpadman

biggest fraud is babar 'the standard' Azam desu

Biggest fraud is Joe Root

mum reckons I added 10k to this place by simply changing the carpet
Not sure that is true

I mean, the place no longer smelling of a Staffordshire bull terrier that's just been for a dip in the river ouse is a positive for any potential buyer but I don't know about 10k
God that carpet was horrendous

>>150151378
shes proud of you mate

Fascinating, you boring twat

There is a morning chill already
September sun is a total meme
Especially up north
Dark nights ahead di lads

>>150151396
based

maybe the last weekend of white boy summer 2025

zachy is funny his posts make me laugh

Welsh blood Indian heart

if the black caps don't reach 1000 we lose the story

laughy b

Welsh blood (and heart), Cameroonian heart (and blood)

Cameroonian Winter

Morrissey is direish you mong

you are fat neekish lol

your mankads, your bumrah's bowling actions, your mum buying your flats...

weren't we all meant to be banned by the government unless we upload our passports? I can still post wtf

she couldn't have done it without me

reckon someone will break bazza's record today

>>150151584
not true, you contributed a chair and some light bulbs. you're about as shameless as the peewees choosing to bat on vs Zimbabwe desu

Certain man ITT unironically emailing his identification to pornmoon
His sen glancing without expression at him
Masturbator
Porn watcher

>>150151595
you're wrong

Certain man ITT unironically emailing his identification to pornmoon
His sen glaring without expression at him
Masturbator
Porn watcher

>never won a series Down Under
>never even scored a century Down Under
Kek utter fraud

Maybe I need to start browsing reddit if I am to actually climb V6

maybe that's the ticket
maybe it's metaphysically impossible to climb v6 unless you are a redditor

anyone have an interest in cricket?

>>150151677
yes

>>150151677
All the English cucks are still celebrating another 2-2 series win at home. Nothing without Welsh blood

Bit of cricket
Bit of BLC 2005
Bit of black country new road

why that besties song keeps coming up on my Spotify recommended I have no idea
absolutely dire
barely been a bigger fall from grace than Isaac wood leaving that band

Remove the minnows from Shane Warne's stats (Bangladesh, Zimbabwe and England) and Danish Kaneria has better stats

So
How can I avoid tourists today

danish kaneria had a great Googly
very well disguised

>hehe my bestie, the one I go to festivals with xD
genuinely one of the worst songs of all time

But it's so quirky, operatic almost
Why don't you like it

https://genius.com/Black-country-new-road-besties-lyrics

Compare these lyrics to Sunglasses

>>150151711
>Unathletic Welsh ge-ACK

>Zim already 0/1 chasing 476
lmao

>>150151898
doesn't matter. we already lost
>>150151467
unbelievably cowardly display from the kiwis

>>150138840
ONE DAY /CUP/ Highlights post
2nd day of 2nd round matches
report: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c30zq4zvqgqo


>Group A

Surrey 208. (43.1) v Gloucestershire 293/9. (50.0)
>RESULT: Gloucs win by 85 runs.
https://youtu.be/5HjTsYXFUyg

>Group B

Northamptonshire 172. (38.5) v Yorkshire 374/5. (50.0)
>REUSLT: Yorks win by 202 runs.
https://youtu.be/H663QHtXCao

Somerset 258/6. (46.2) v Durham 255/9. (50.0)
>RESULT: Somerset win by 4 wickets.
https://youtu.be/-69FNEBI-m8

reckon nz might win this

he thinks he can choose to be born in Hampshire and get away with it

i hope we lose

the 'zel 'ogs

>>150152027
lgm

its funny how if you watch T20 around the world you just see the same gay cunt T20 mercenaries everywhere

>>150152025
NZ were never going to be seen as winners in this series. Zim have been an absolute shambles all NH summer and have got worse as it's progressed.

why this stingey Yorkshireman who owned this flat before me didn't pay for a professional cleaner upon selling I will never know
it's grimey in so many places

he could have added 10k to its value simply giving it a wash

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky

it's funny how if you watch t20 you're a terrible human being

Zachy should try curating one of those AI friends so he can get some good back and forth regarding his blogposts

buying property low and selling high is in my blood

haha

Your mums blood, you mean. You know what else is in your mums blood? The AIDS virus. From all the unprotected anal sex she has with African men

maharishi swim shorts weather

Dunno whether I should go to my mate's stag do tonight (just a secondary, local one) to my cricket club's celebration party thing or neither

Leaning towards neither

Let's remove the stigmatism around having STDs fellas
Hit stigmatism for six

Catch AIDS in the slips

>>150152039
Zimbabwe are SH though. Maybe that’s the problem

I think we need more stigmatism

if your options ever consist of "doing something" or "not doing anything", not doing anything is always the correct choice

>kitsch Ed's on the slops
?

(funny post btw)

going to sit in a pub in a Whitby and pretend to read The War of the End of the World

>>150152209
you're going to look so smart and mysterious!

Joe Root definitely has AIDS

same with marco jansen

embarrassing "series", this.

>>150152412
it's called Anglo aging genetics
not pretty
welsh doesn't crack

not sure ive ever met a welsh person
bit of a myth really

to be fair the Welsh streets are oddly desolate
even in Wales you don't see any Welsh people

>>150152437
Embarrassment runs deep in the Peewee blood

nation of curtain twitchers

middle stump kino

>cowardly declaration before any batsperson could get a double
>henry now unable to get a 10fer
if foulkes takes the last 2 wickets, this test wasn't a COMPLETE waste of time.

>>150152489
youre looking at suburbs and plazas when you should be searching for them in farmlands and areas populated by sheep

>>150152707
kek he's gonna finish on 9

complete fucking farce this

It's only day 3, why did NZ declare so early?
Showing mercy is fucking woke nonsense

>>150152856
short answer: we're pathetic

If Zimbabwe beat their first innings score I consider that a win

>gifted a chance to take 10 wickets
>instead get hit to the fence 3 times in a row
alright i've seen enough, going to bed.

Time for a new daily driver. Must be
>reliable
>comfy (no rock hard suspension)
>economical
>not slow
>automatic
>no nanny state shit
Preferably
>quiet (no shitty pops or diesel rattle or underpowered petrol whine)
>stylish
>RWD
I have a petrol-guzzling manual beast for summer days, dailying a manual is just annoying now. Pondering (used)
>Tesla or equivalent EV
>Golf GTI/GTD
>BMW 1 series
What else is there?

I'd love to daily a Renault Alpine A110 or V12 Bentley/Jag/Roller to ride over this country's appalling roads but alas

>>150152880
Looks like nz win by 8 runs . Sorry mate

>>150152905
Golf's are pretty hard to beat. Probably the easiest to get a good deal on too

>Zakary Foulkes
Horrendous spelling really

Zaky F really fell at the final hurdle

I'll talk to every crowded room
I'll go to the great carnivals of pain
And fight entire fields of cops
And keep a coconut in my hand

>slipping from second to third with zimbabwe getting within 359
and there goes the NOG

my new sofa is unbelievably peng
Needs Joaquin Phoenix sitting on it smoking a cigarette next to a latina really

>>150152905
Lexus UX hybrid

>>150152995
Hard to clean semen out of velvet. I know from personal experience

me¿ have the GX

>zakary
Dunno I'm not that against it
Kind of just sounds more Arab

>>150153043
After it leaked out your bumhole?
Tmi mate

Just looked at the zimbabwe scorecard
Jesus
Brutal

nz won’t play their first test for this cycle until next summer

it's like if I challenged will bosi to an on wall sesh off

poor welch

https://youtu.be/ETZKZzz7MWo?si=6FAjAo6HQfE1zHPJ

God is actually real

>>150152927
Yeah. VW build quality isn't a patch on (old) Audis but Audi suspension is too hard for here. BMW rides nicer but straight 6 is gonna be a ballache to service meself
>>150153042
>mini SUV
>black plastic bumpers
Hard pass

looks like the car freaks are in
go wank off to James May you tarq twats

>triggered by car talk
BUS WANKER

>>150153087
9 Tests played this year, they've won one of them. Had they not managed to get past 158 in the second innings of the first Test against NZ, all except one of the matches they've played since that win would have been losses by an innings. And the one where they didn't lose by an innings they instead lost by over 300 runs.

Reckon the cultural decline of Tarq private schools in harare, as well as Bulawayo area hasn't served zimbabwean cricket well
This is a tarq sport at the end of the day

Zachy why don't you just get a car on lease mate

Brendan Taylor came back and they got bashed like minnows by kiwi nonces
I hope they can devise a way forward

>>150153224
Why would I own a car
Why would I contribute to global warming and an already congested city
I have no children to take to tae-kwon-do lessons
Also they are inherently dangerous

>kids
FOY
OY

Bus wanker jibe really got to him kek

I don't like buses
Trains are the past, the present, and the future

Why don't bus drivers just become train drivers instead

>being a slave to public transport
Utterly cucked, the natural state of an Englander

>>150152905
conspicuous lack of Lexus offerings on here ngl fagalam

i get the train cheap iykwim haha
why would I want to own a deathmobile otherwise known as the degenerate '''''car''''

I want to make the starship so that's why I do 20mm max hangs
I realise I am so borderline space wise

finna make a Costco run later in the day..anyone want owt??

AI kicking off

>>150153595
wouldn't dream of imbibing any of that horrendous yank slop but thanks for asking

k x

If anyone ITT ( especially Anglos) wants a scrap
I will be outside Neath Indoor market at 1:30pm

>>150153681
what sort of fella should i be looking out for?

>>150153779
Guy with comically thin arms

>>150153516
Not a wifeswapper no Lexus fella. Waiting for an all-silent EV car world

>guy with comically thin arms
And 2+2 equals five
As long as it makes you happy

not sure losing by an innings and 359 runs is bullish for Zimbabwean cricket tbqhwyf

wow great to see the dork from york branching out and talking about bouldering and his flat for once!

my flat is peng

Boring twat

Say that to my face in real life at neath indoor market not in real life see what happens

>I'm from York
>but I'm really Welsh
>btw I also identify as a Pakistani cricket fan
kek what's wrong with him. tbf I remember being young this really gay looking lad (before it was mainstream) walked by and my mate's grandma said he must have come here from Brighton. top bants but there's some truth in it so can see why certain man would distance himself

>in real life not in real life
ah yes, the university of life genius is at it again

Never said I was from York you absolute spacker
Nice novel though!
Really held my interest

Amazing Album

If I live in a bedsit
Then what Israel are carrying out in Palestine is genocide

It’s more an ethnic cleansing than a genocide. Reckon it’s the only way to permanently end the conflict, brutal as that may be.
They did it to Germans after WWII and nobody cares. Though Danzig is obviously a cooler name than Gdansk

Can always trust a bus wanker to support smelly towelhead pakis that would lynch him for being a bender

>>150155235
having practise pitches across the entire field is abhorrent and reeks of communism

>>150153779
>>150153681
can you neath someplace else?
>>150154197
cric is an exclusively Lexus driving/freeholdering/William basinski listening/filson wearing/criterion connection watching general sweaty...sorry but not sorry x

>>150155599
†teetotaling/vegan/vegetarian

Clearing out hundreds of thousands of people is only way to end a conflict that wouldn't exist in the first place were it not for an obscene error of judgement

countysperg more like countyberg haha

Isreals goal is one of a torched earth

Can't think of anything worse than being from Hampshire

who's isreal? new crystal palace recruit?

I must be blunt about what may be wrong with your interview technique. When speaking to me you do not give an air of confidence. You tend to look away, often at the floor. You don’t sound confident in what you are saying and speak almost apologetically. You tend to mumble, talk too quickly, and throw away the end of sentences. Perhaps you only do that with me, but it’s not unusual for anyone to be nervous during a job interview, and that is what I hoped coaching would avoid.

he's always had it in for me

sell me this pen.

>where do you see yourself in 5 years
>*neeky reddit voice* on the final day of the 5th year I will finally manage a non-asterisked v4

Im worried desu
My 20mm max hang hasn't gone up in 5 months and I honestly think all climbers are absolute bellends
I won't ever stop climbing because I love it too much, but right now I am in the midst of a transition period

>>150155502
meant bumder iykwim haha

>>150155928
this but non-asterisked legal hsgf

whatever happens from now on
at least my flat is peng

>>150155599
collection†
properly zingbarassed ngl

Fellas, is it neeky to like Max Richter?

Very neeky
We are a max boyce general

>>150156380
bbbBBBAASED

it is now that sebshit said that

I like Wales
I enjoy spending time there
Beats Donedon

seen him live at unsound ngl x

nothing to do in wales

Dancing in my peng flat

>>150156647
noice
https://youtube.com/shorts/k1vGZLkX8sA

Nothing to do in Donedon except thumb a laptop and maybe eat Nodirbek Abdusattorov's local cuisine

crickets on lads
london spirit v welsh dire

>cricket on
>>no appropriate scran for criggy this time of night for delivery
fucking just

>helping grow our great game by playing for London Spirit in the Hundred rather than stat padding in a meaningless test match
This is why Kane Williamson is my GOAT

>>150156828
pop some corn fella x

Made some pea soup

>london spirit
probably costs about 12 quid a glass in your local donedon pub haha

>>150156858
hate popcorn meza
might be different if it didn't come in al foil

>that’s well bowled
>obvious wide
I don’t like to me the usual tedious misogynistic neek hating on female commentators, but jesus

for me, it's two solid links of human shit

>>150156939
no but syeven slay gurl destroy the patriarchy

why do you absolutely have to have a woman commentator? you get all blokes sat together at the ground or in the pub don't you. I think they enforced a rule like that on QI or maybe panel shows in general where there needs to be at least 2 women per episode

just hit the mute nigga, nobody cares

hope everybody in criccy is following† this
https://youtu.be/iSqobxCVlMg
†where applicable
‡yes, criccy is a Bryan Johnson general

If you weren’t a cazzie you’d know the noise the ball makes off the bat tells you a lot about how well he’s hit it

>>150156939
lgm

WAYSIS FANS IN THE AREA

>>150157032
ESG score innit lad

>likes the rules of the game
>dislikes looking at pajeets

should I just give up on this?

SNOWNIGGER

zachy you going to the oasis gig yeah? proper good pub chat for your norf mates

I prefer a woman commentator but not that gronk Mel they have on sky

Watching the YouTube clips of Rachael Zegler singing outside the London Palladium. She’s got a right set of pipes on her that girl, and very pretty too. Shall be watching her career with great interest

I love women

Not that paki lover, would love to but it's too pricey and stadium gigs aren't my thing. The videos look FOOKING BIBLICAL THOUGH AS YOU WERE X

welsh dire are actually going to lose again and at home lmao
they're even making old man warner look elite. the unathletic welsh genes are simply too strong

>the hundred
>>>/xs/

>he doesn't love making love with paki lovers
bit racist mate

https://youtube.com/shorts/wSSe7LLhDM0
soothing sounds for our brit criccy frens who are sleeping or are about to sleep

3rd reply ITT

My giga tarq grandfather never really liked me
I think it's because I am Welsh

went to bed woke up and zachy is still here making jokes. what a workhorse.

>jokes
maybe by micksperg's standards

his posts are funny and make me laugh

ALL MY PEOPLE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
D'YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

just tried to see what that pic was in the archive
l-lads
I think it's joever for us

Test

England are the nigger of test cricket

dire gimmick
doesn't really have any bite when you're constantly brown nosing york does it

Humans aren't designed to live in climates like Russia that's why English niggers cannot comprehend the Russian mentality

>>150160037
tabla x

>>150153090
we should have test playing status revoked after the way we embarrassed the sport the last couple of days

>>150162736
that’s a bit harsh. everybody needs to chalk up WTC points, but you’re not wrong, fella...NZ needs an A team on standby for series like these

first decent peewee post in history so likely an expat

Shut up you boring nigger

we don't use that word here

nz and england should not have test status.

>>150162736
shut the fuck up

>>150164327
no

cricket on later

>>150167573
bold claim
source?

Kek absolutely pissing themselves

What would you buy with your $300, /cric/?

>>150168076
Pic

>$300
cost more to fly there

IKWYM

>>150168076
A Hundred franchise lmao

>>150168198
you could probably buy three hundred franchises iykwim haha

At least I didn't get a duck yesterday for the 1s, but it was another sub-10 score
Out LBW to an offie trying to sweep a ball on middle for the 4th time this year, might be a bit of a weakness of mine desu
In far too much mental anguish to concentrate on cricket right now though

Wonder if I need to start taking a leg stump guard rather than middle against those sorts of bowlers

Boring twat

Worry that I might be in the 1s again next week because I had a nice long chat with the tarq director of cricket (whose tarq son is in the team) and did it in a far more polite and educated way than a few of the working-class oiks who might be vying for the same spot
My face fits the team, my cricketing skills do not

Some of the younger lads in the team were telling jokes about my massive schlong again yesterday
This inaccurate perception has followed me all my life, with the same rumours occurring entirely separately at school, university, and now
Not sure why really

>tarq gets in the team and made captain because of his dad
>tarq gets in the team because he’s friends with the son
reminds me of how it was at my old club

think I got talking to drug dealers last night by accident
need to stop putting myself in such situations

>>150168498
There's a bit of tension at my club for the same reasons, but speaking objectively I think all the tarqs in our 1s deserve to be there (and I should be dropped (and would be, if we had better availability))

The tarqs just develop much better technique than the peasants due to getting to play more often and receiving coaching from ex pros

made this today
think the first half is a bit shit, second has much better dynamics

https://vocaroo.com/1lyaveZoIZnL

>>150157512
they're a bit shit
quite like cast no shadow

Epsteins Island
Diddys mansion
Rolf Harris' billabong
Weinsteins Penthouse
Zachy Bs flat

Worcestershire vs Essex looms
Lidl toil looms
Trail run looms

sensing a lot of hype in here for this international t20 that starts in 5 minutes

just wanna watch owen bat really

South Africa's national anthem feels like it was AI generated

>mental anguish
>carrying on all routines as normal
seems fine desu

Worcestershire's Ben Dwarshuis will rip through these Saffer twats

>>150168716
If only you knew the depths of my mental despair you would realise what a Herculean feat it is to continue all my routines like normal

this pitch will be interesting

WOLLOP

hey lads
few beers and a pack of manchesters tonight
feelin good :)

>>150168076
an hour at ginza

>>150168752
lgm x

>>150168763
whacha listening to lad?

I SAID MAYBEEEEE

>>150168772
>>150168526 noice x
and https://youtu.be/bO28lB1uwp4

>>150168793
>>150168793
>>150168793