shake 'em edition
>>150124782

jays

Mariners!

Yankees.

We need nu tho

cards

>>150129570
Shut up, bitch.

my doyers will be bootyblasted by the jasys

>>150129569
Kaynes

Yankees on the move!

Just get me to nu tho

>>150129614
nu in a few

>>150129616
Many are saying this

>>150129578
Sorry sir

>>150129578
Please show mercy

>>150129578
I didn't know

*About to make a post but steps off the mound*

Balk

I'm craving nu tho

>>150129650
Balk 'em!

Yankees traded a struggling cloned catching prospect, with botched fundamentals who allowed a walk-off on catcher's interference, for this kid.

>>150129678
Which catchers make you botch your underwear?

The Ohtani trade misled many GMs into thinking one player could save a season. The Dodgers, always contenders, won in 2020. Acuña's injury didn't stop the Braves from winning. Soto can't save the Mets, nor can Roman Anthony save the Red Sox. So why the massive contracts?

>>150129364
could be, but at this point I fully expect my doggies to get utterly gaped by the blow gays

My oopsie botch pile 'creted up wit goo long time ago. Long time ago. Here's the mink man.

>>150129556 (OP)
You think these talking heads ever get tired of being huge fucking faggots?

>>150129732
Hasn't stopped you yet

Hit em wit da fag-a-rang, bend it around backwards like he do for a dick or two! AWOOO

>>150129732
>fundies actually believe this

>>150129732
doyers won that game (according to Greg Amsinger)

>>150129732
Does this mean ohtani gets a win? It can stay a loss in the standings for the team but ohtani deserves that win.

>>150129715
>$111M
>IL
KWABOTY?

Let’s put a win on the board for ohtani

>>150129732
Gawd I swear these assholes just say shit to piss me off and get me talking about them it's so fucking transparent

FAGGOTbacks kek!!!

Honestly fucking pissed how my most beloved sports media man said something way stupid yesterday. Y'all see that clip? This dude is a stone cold moron. Be sure to share that clip.

>Poodres

Put a lil W in the win column for ohtani he went four point oh (4.0) IP (inhaled penises) with 8 gays!!

Spun up in a twister rage of first, Ohtani sucks? And now Pitch Black ISN'T the fucking GREATEST 'Dew of all time? OOOH he said Tani sucks again ahhhgghh but the dew board needs me

>>150129732
>literally “dodgers won that game tho”
/mlb/ dictates the discourse again, a real tastemakers general

>>150129816
It's Livewire anyway idiot

Imagine being anything other than a code red chad?

>>150129871
Fuck you, just, fuck you....

>>150129732
that happened to the mets like 10 times this season, including 3 times against the doyers
bet they never brought it up

>>150129578
That one's on me

>>150129816
1. Vibe
2. Baja Blast
3. Pitch Black
4. Voltage
5. AMP Energy
6. Major Melon
7. Kickstart Orange Citrus

Pic rel: 44th annual Mountain Dew Grand Slam Classic

>>150129578
My bad tho

>>150129578
He didn't know any better, asshole!

>>150129871
Code Red zero sugar used to be my favorite soda but it vanished from the shelves when covid kicked off and never returned. (I dont like a lot of normal soda's cause they taste too syrupy to me)

>>150129578
He made a mistake!

>>150129578
I deserve this....

>>150129578
Just give him another chance, just one more, ya just gotta!

sprite mogs

>>150130046
You would’ve said that about whatever she was drinking! Ya little… grrrrr

>>150129871
>>150130022
Code Red is the worst original flavor. It tastes like Mountain Dew mixed with cherry syrup. It's the most artificial flavor, in my opinion. The zero-sugar versions are excellent, though. I understand what you mean by that viscous-syrupy taste.

>>150129732
wtf bros our beloved sport is fucking dead

Stankeedoo 'em!

If ohtani was a real Chad he would finished the game himself just sayin

>>150130046
Hag

>>150130046
Look at that skinwalker trying to mimic human behavior by comforting its body in unnatural ways.

sneks make ya sneed?

>>150130118
No I’m ok but thanks for checking in

>>150130118
That baby is not ok.

>>150130163
PCA looked like THAT?

>>150130163
been a rough season for Dustin May

>blue jays and phillies in the world series!

>>150130214
yea maybe on planet retard

>>150130214
Fin aw ree, my vlue jays go ring! Go win bl ues

>>150130232
Be kind to the residents of planet retard

>>150129578
heyoooooooo

>league will expand to 32 teams and eventually 34
>we could actually have a central broship division in our lifetimes

>>150129715
People will buy more jerseys if they know the players will be around for a while

We may end up in last place the next couple of years. I just don't want our rivals to win another WS before us. We had 2000 and 2009. They had 2004 and 2007. They had 2013 and 2018. We had nothing. If they get 2025 they still will need 17 more to tie us. I will not see it in my lifetime.

On the brink of collapse

>>150129732
kek

>>150130386
Don't worry. My Angels will embarrass themselves. Easy 3 game sweep the way they've been playing.

>>150129578
Get em!

>>150130352
>dark font on dark backgrounds
Fuck you anon, spend 2 more minutes in MSpaint next time

>>150130411
Newfag

>>150130386
The Detroit Paper Tigers

>>150130403
I hope so. Mike Fish will hit dinger 400 either way

>>150130386
yea…

Why is the guy on the left considered better than the guy on the right?

>>150130411
collar this rat

Nobody understands the pain these teams have caused me. I'd do anything to get revenge. Countless alcohol bottles, arguments, and relationships ruined.

>>150130460
stankeedoo ‘em… :(

>>150130460
Many are saying this.

>>150130472
>mismatched boots
literally unwatchable

nooooooooobody knows the trouble I feel
nooooooooobody knows my sorrow

Punt season yankfrens. 28 wouldn't feel right without Gerrit Cole.

>>150130546
This is a rebuilding year for the Stankeedoos...

>>150130575
I just hate how this man gaslit us by telling us this is a contending team. If that was true, why so many pickups at the deadline?

lady ump tn??

Brian Cashwoman

>>150130605
shes doing the portland bitchdykes vs the xeattle dickgirls

>>150129732
pretty funny to see hundreds of americans pretending to be offended by something like this
gaijins never change

>>150130648
dick 'em girls!

hispanics are the dalits of america

>>150130726
>community survey of call center scammers

started to watch this so-called "immaculate" inning. first pitch is a ball out of the zone. blown call by the ump. stopped watching right there

>>150129578
Sic em aj!

>>150129561
fpbp

>>150130726

>still no city connect

>>150130623
yeeeeeowzas a most daring synthesis

>>150130864
Gonna need a Black Yankees vs Cubans subway series asap. To heal the city or something.

The Phillies are a perplexing team

>>150130935
Pebblefrens…

>>150130864
A-Rod and Alfonso Soriano look weird here

>>150130935
Philthies kek

Nats simply do not miss.

Need their designers' contacts NOW.

>>150129732
dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150130999
They won-lost that game for analicktical purposes

DJ LeMahieu ‘19-’20 will never be forgotten.

I don't remember DJ LeMahieu in 2019 or 2020

>>150131069
He was better in Colorado and turned out to be a huge nothing burger. But yea, he had his moments.

>>150130984
Rockies mog

Reckies mog

>no dodgers today
>thread's going to he ded

>>150131204
we can all watch the mariners!

>>150131279
Correct. >FAGGOTners kek!!!
Need Geno to do stuff or else I have to kick him off my vidya team. His live season overall is dropping.

>>150131279
NO ICHIRO NO RANDY JOHNSON NO WATCH

Holy fucking grim

what did it mean when people told mariners fans to redeem or to not redeem? i know it has something to do with indians, but i can't figure out why they must redeem

>>150131419
We can't lose today so Yankletics won that game.

*methletics

>>150131434
Yankleticraysoxriolesgelbacks

>>150129715
ohtani is 1/1 if u can trade for him he could save a season no one else like him

>>150131475
Heavy on the soxriolesgels part!

>>150131462
That is most definitely a Dodger fan you posted. Reggie and Catfish fuck ya.

>>150131377
I remember watching those teams nearly every player was exciting
>griffey jr
>buhner
>edgar martinez
>ichiro
>big unit
there hasn't been a single mariner on these guys level since

Name a more feared title than
>Former Rays pitcher
>Former White Sox pitcher

>>150131516
How many rings?

>>150131516
>there hasn't been a single mariner on these guys level since
felix hernandez

>>150131536
how many wins?

Never seen a player show up twice on the main page. The odds must be astronomical.

Name the player

>>150131543
winless teams

>>150131531
rings are great but i enjoy sports on a technical level bragging rights are for chuds

>>150131536
he was on those teams with ichiro yeahs the ms had loads of talent

>>150131516
I thought Bal Stanky was the next Johnny Bench.

>>150131564
cal doesnt hit the ball like buhner

My Mets are dog shit

>>150131549
>The odds of drawing the same number more than once when selecting 12 numbers at random from 23,555 numbers (with replacement) are approximately 1:356, or a probability of about 0.0028 (0.28%).

Those odds aren't as long as I thought they were.

I wanna fuck bree so bad

>>150131517
>Rays
Tampa Bay Rays: Leaders in Pitching Development
The Rays are often cited as having the best pitching development program, with a strategy that simplifies the complex art of pitching. According to The Athletic (March 6, 2024), their approach centers on throwing strike one and believing in their pitchers’ stuff, emphasizing process over results. They use internal metrics to evaluate pitch execution, showing pitchers highlight reels of their best pitches (e.g., best curveball, slider, changeup) twice a week to build confidence. This has led to consistent success, with the Rays ranking in the top six for staff ERA every year since 2018 under pitching coach Kyle Snyder.
• Key Examples: Tyler Glasnow, developed into a star under the Rays, along with Blake Snell, David Price, and James Shields, as noted in Battery Power (May 19, 2017), contributing to a total WAR of 98 since 2006.
• Strategy Details: The Rays focus on data-driven coaching, with Snyder visiting pitchers off-season for dinners to build trust, and encouraging a 95% positive result rate for first-pitch quality strikes, leading to a 0.266 on-base percentage for hitters after 0-1 counts versus 0.380 after 1-0 (The Athletic, 2024).
• Recent Performance: Despite injuries to Shane McClanahan, Drew Rasmussen, and Jeffrey Springs (all recovering from elbow surgery), and trading Glasnow, the Rays aim for a traditional five-man rotation in 2025, likely opening with Zach Eflin, Aaron Civale, Zack Littell, Ryan Pepiot, and Taj Bradley.

Interesting read if its your thing.

>>150131377
Ichiro is on the field before the game most days actually.

>>150131627
>White Sox
Chicago White Sox: Developing Through Draft and Competition
The White Sox have shown success in developing pitchers, with a focus on drafting and nurturing talent. Articles like those from South Side Sox and Chicago Sun-Times highlight their strategy, which involves building around key arms and younger prospects. Since June 1, 2025, their rotation has the third-best ERA (3.48) in the majors, indicating recent improvement (Chicago Sun-Times, July 12, 2024).
• Key Examples: Carlos Rodon, Lucas Giolito, and Garret Crochet are notable products, with Giolito reaching potential after struggles with the Nationals, and Crochet showing promise as a young arm. Battery Power (2017) lists Chris Sale (27.9 WAR) and Jose Quintana (20.4 WAR) as significant contributors, with a total WAR of 69.4 since 2006.
• Strategy Details: The White Sox focus on draft and development, with half of their top 10 prospects (per MLB.com) being pitchers, including Noah Schultz, who is rapidly progressing. Pitchers like Drew Thorpe (3.58 ERA) and Jonathan Cannon (4.41 ERA, 1-3 record) discuss performances post-starts, seek veteran opinions, and apply information quickly, praised by manager Pedro Grifol for competitiveness (Chicago Sun-Times, 2024).
• Coaching Approach: Ethan Katz, pitching coach since 2021, emphasizes developing players and the person, focusing on execution, workloads, and adjustments, despite recent losing seasons (Chicago Sun-Times, September 18, 2024). The 2025 player development staff, led by Paul Janish, includes returning coordinators like Matt Zaleski (pitching) and new additions like Phil Nevin (special assistant) (Sox On 35th, January 18, 2025).

full saaarport for the mariners!

>>150131648
Pittsburgh Pirates: Drafting Elite Arms and Nurturing Talent
The Pirates have a strong track record, particularly with recent successes like Paul Skenes and Jared Jones, and historically with Gerrit Cole. MLB.com (September 10, 2024) ranks their farm system first for pitching prospects, with three Top 100 pitchers, even after Skenes and Jones graduated to the majors.
• Key Examples: Gerrit Cole, developed by the Pirates, and Paul Skenes, the 2023 No. 1 draft pick, who became the NL All-Star Game starter in 2024. Jared Jones, a 2020 second-round pick, also exemplifies their success, with the Pirates’ starters ranking fifth in ERA (3.55) in 2024 (Chicago Sun-Times, July 12, 2024).
• Strategy Details: The Pirates focus on drafting high-potential arms and providing resources for development, as seen with Skenes’ rapid rise and Jones’ emergence. Their approach involves nurturing talent through the minors, with prospects like Bubba Chandler (No. 7 overall prospect) showing dominance in Triple-A (SI.com, May 2, 2025).
• Historical Context: Battery Power (2017) notes their development, though specific WAR contributions are less detailed, focusing on recent trends like Skenes’ impact.

>an AI spammer worse than the anime girl slop
a new low

What's he thinking right now?

Fuck oldheads. Gen Zenny board. On god!

>>150131640
From the thumbnail I thought he was standing next to Epstein

>>150131691
I just got off the phone with Jeffrey. He just sent your mum back to the mainland in a ferry. Lel.

>>150131683
They asked him about it and he said
>At least it's not Texas
Apparently he likes the team, he said his teammates were really cool and he drank beers and went fishing with them.

>>150131691
randy only traffics in exotic animal pictures and probably ivory

>>150131687
Oldcums fuck ya

>>150131687
muzzle this cunt

>>150131687
that's on periodt

>>150131687
collar this rat!

on god is black slang from the 90s why do zoomers think they invented their regurgitated slang

back in the 90s we called each other dude unironically
i hope this comes back

>>150132017
Pfma....

Only oldcums remember

Only oldcums remember

Only oldcums reme-

Only *cough* oldcums *gasp* remember

only oldcums remember

only…oldcums *wheeze* *cough* remember….

only oldcums remem....

only- ACK!!!

*wind rolling by* *thunder crack*

>>150132017
We invented deadass in the 90s too. Still weird hearing everyone else say it.

Rolling how many runs the Sox fall behind the Mariners before they get to the bullpen and close the gap down to a respectable final score.

why is shoehei always compared to old fucks from the 1800s? is he really that bad he cant compare to his contemporaries at all? like why should i care that he has more strikeouts that ol lefty wagner who was a part time trolley driver in 1894?

Padger's?

Only newcums remember

My Minnesota Twins just needed to cut all that dead weight. Now they are World Series bound.

only newcums remember

>>150132203
you don't know ball

jays btw

Only futurecums forget

Only futurecums forget.

>>150132186
i'm thirty-seven and i only heard it recently. is this a shitty hip hop thing?

>>150132203
i mean, he could strike out less
-dodgerfan

Only futurecums forget.

Only retro futurecums remember

I remember going to ball games in the 90s and they used to give away full sized wood bats to all the kids. I must have had 10 of those fuckers. They don't do that anymore though...

>>150132361
Shea stadium days…

I thought Arozarena and Adonis Garcia were the same person.

>>150132333
Yes, you had to be there.

Another garbage logan gilbert outing!

>>150132453
Was he ever good?

>>150132457
Yes!

Saars do not redeem the loss!

The Mariners would be wise to win this one.

Football is today. See you later virgins!

birthrates

Yankees
Eagles
Suns

That is all.

>>150132525
The seahawks aren't on for awhile.

>>150132555
+ dogs

walklanco :)

garver slap!

>>150132559
Will Seahawks fans cheer for Pete Carroll?

>>150132585
I will.

>>150132372
Citi Field is so much better than Shea Stadium, but I still miss Shea Stadium. Not for any logical reason, just because those were simpler times.

>>150132593
eggcrate scoreboards were comfy.

>>150132361
>>150132372
Still have mine, and a Yankee stadium one.

my jays are gonna bootyblast these shit doyers

Yankees, Patriots, Celtics, Cats, Twinks.

I triggered zoomers the other day when I said my three teams are the dodgers, lakers, and RAIDERS

>>150132654
I'm ready to jump on the Blow Gays bandwagon when the mets train is finished fully derailing

>>150132660
>Yanks/Pats
Absolutely haram

>>150130726
This was back in 2013-2015, when the only Indians in the US were here because they were already rich. People only started complaining once the poor ones started showing up.

>>150132654
jays are the regular season equivalent of a AAAA player. you will be destroyed in the postseason

>>150132654
TOMORROW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5711Os3Psfg

>>150132675
I’m with the cap on this one!

RANDY FUCKS YA

Randy Rice Arena!!

i'm so glad we got this nigga off the island

>>150132675
>>150132760
Might go Bucs desu cause of Steinbrenner Field.

>>150132765
>>150132770
>>150132772
RRRAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYY

He's celebrating way too much
I hope he gets hit in the hand next at bat

>>150132772
Cozumel? He’s Mexican, right?

>>150132789
oop
>>150132793
Sentinelese

>>150132792
>He's celebrating way too much

>>150132789

>>150132792
Based asian man living in Paris

Josh Nailed ‘er is kil

>>150132792
Based Frenchie is tired of Haitian non-sense.

Its Benny Tendies! I remembah that kid!

>>150132361
bat days are what started the entire trend of stadium giveaways. started in the 50s? 60s? i read an article about it a while back

>ESPN showing anime

Scuffed Glasnow is actually pretty gud!

>>150132822
What ? I'm not asia

>>150132842
Honestly it became so lame and boring after the second hand check, nigga needs to behave

>>150132361
the twins are doing a bat giveaway soon for native american heritage night. it's first 5000 fans, but given the state of the twins, that's pretty much their entire attendance lol

>>150132886
Mini E. Soda or something

>naylor hurt

>>150132890
Minne-snow-ta, you idiot.

WHOOOOOOLIOOOOO

>>150132886
Wow that's a nice bat
Do they plan to produce it at larger scale ?

Scuffed Griffey always makes that catch. WTF!

please, you guys have to remember he's actually retarded.

>>150132886
ts so tuff

>>150132904
no just 256KB 1000x1000

>>150132917
ong twin

The scuffed Yankees need to get outs…

>>150132920

>>150132920
kekkies

>>150132920
I don’t get it

>mfw the side is retired
:(

rainers mentioned

go beers

This fucking jap pitcher is cheating like a mother fucker. How you can hop all the way out of the circle before delivering the ball. Fucking chinks.

>>150133034
What game are you watching?

Yea bro he hit the fuck outta that ball middle middle lmao

>>150133042
There’s only one game on m’lord

>>150133042
Little league softball world series

*scans thread for vtumors*

Every Thursday or Monday there’s like 6 teams playing and every week Dodgers fans say “genny will be dead tonight because no dodgers” I find it humorous

Do not reply to chikaner vpnfag

>>150133076
>chicanos are obnoxious cancer
many such cases!

When do Japanese girls get cute because all these 13 yr old japs are busted

>>150133083
I always thought they were saying it ironically

>>150132886
Cool bat

Just had some Little Caesars. I don’t see the see the appeal. It’s just ketchup on crackers
Go baseball or something

>>150133131
I was lucky enough to have a real pan pizza place in my college town. it was the greasiest mess, I'd usually keep a slice in my fridge at all times for hangovers.
but yeah the fast-foodified version of anything is going to be worse than a place that only has one location and doesn't even deliver

>>150133131
the slop taste like....slop?

>>150133131
Tiger stadium may have a good pan pizza.

>>150133181
I like Dominos and Pizza Hut

>>150133131
new tigers fan here, it's good because it's cheap. expecting top tier quality from what used to be a $5 pizza is your own fault

>>150133131
>little Caesar’s
That’s for single mothers on welfare and crack babies. It’s good for the homeless. I mean this in a nice way.

>>150133090
>latinx
>capable of irony

>>150133131
I've never had little caesar's

I am from new jersey and we have great pizza everywhere.

birthrates

>>150133205

>>150133084
when they go to korea to get surgery that tries to make them look korean

My pirates will win today :)

>C. Vargas
Is he a long reliever? I see him every game…

>>150133076
are they wrong?

>>150133235
/mlb/ is either dead or loaded with schizos there is no in between

>side is retired
:)

>>150133228
My wife better hope so.
t. Bet a five leg parlay (Skenes 7+ Ks, 6+ IP, Over Under 4.5, PFMA 75%)

>>150133235
27 rings

>>150132361
>>150132855
>>150132886
This is bad for nature. We can't be wasting trees like this these days.

I hope you all will be watching Terry Francona navigate Paul Skenes.

>>150133242
>five leg parlay

>>150133254
deceptive angle

>>150133242
so are you on the over or under?

Canadians CANT be this retarded…

HE'SSSSSSSS BAAAAAAAACK

Holy shit! Is that Donovan Solano?

>>150133240
>or loaded with schizos
Is that what you call it when there's a Dodgers game on?

>>150133258
kek saved

how did so many people get so roped in with this jewish bullshit? I see the rise of sports betting and think maybe they are right and we really are stupid goyim cattle

>>150133235
Yes they are wrong. The genny is dead because 80% of the league isn't playing, not because the Dodgers aren't playing. Their heads are literally small but metaphorically big

>>150133313
I’m always here. I just love baseball.

what’s the baseball equivalent of the New York jets

Polo seems pretty clutch. How does he do against NL pitching?

>>150133330
>buttonless shirt
what a fucking idiot

>>150133337
Jersey Devils
Buccaneers
Yankees
Dogs

>>150133337
New york stankees

>>150133313
The genny is dead when the Dodgers aren't playing. Stop coping

>>150133337
Islanders
Mets
Jets
Cats
Koreans

It's fucking over.

it's over

>shitiners

noosebros…

HAPPENING

>>150133371
>>150133374
>>150133380
>the full descent and sequential progression to death
its kino

>>150133343
The buttons are there dummy they’re under the fabric

kek marinsaars

>no chicano team playing
>almost no tranime on the genny
makes you think!

do not redeem the second half collapse :(

>>150133343
This ain’t your daddy’s closet

>>150133414
why would you post in a thread when your team/team's postseason threats aren't playing?

Hello? Beacon Plumbing. I am FREAKIN'.

>b..e..a..c..o..n....p..l..
>*click*
>*dial tone*
YES HELLO??? NEED TO SKAR SOME RUNS

>>150133453
madarchode!!

MARINSAARS DO NOT REDEEM THE LOSS!

Muckleshoot mentioned

>>150133493
PMMA

HEY
HEY
HEY

>>150133525
/nu/ barance

Piece of shit

lets go soxies

>>150133493
I always root for the green Muckleshoot boat when they do the race at games. No matter who wins they show a Muckleshoot ad anyway.

>>150133525
I FEEL FANTASTIC

>genny is dead
wake me up when the dodgers are playing

M’sbros what the shit happened to /our/ bullpen

How did he do it?

Well done Brash. Bend but don’t break

>>150133587
Here's where it all went wrong.

>>150133609
Pen has been excellent this season. Pure dogshit this series

Nothin personnel Memeiners, but I need the Whitekees to win today too.

Yeah…I’m thinking MARINERS

>tomorrows Dodgers Jays game is Scherzer vs Kershaw
>apparently this is only the second time this has ever actually happened in the regular season
that's crazy to me

Love me a Cal walk amidst this slump

what the reck
what the reck
what the reckie
what the reckiana

retarded dominican slap!

Julio!

>>150133414
kek pacos do love tranime

>>150133631
in '09 they had full seasons in the same division, that is kind of crazy

REDEEM IT

frognigga productive bunt!

Cole Young doing a job!

well off the plate blue

Sac fly time Geno

yea ms aint winning this one

/we/ always fuckin strike out with a runner on third and 0-1 outs

0.2% chance Garver gets a hit here

>>150133697
>0.0002%
ftfy

got out of that jam in 8 pitches

Fucking garver god damnit

Post more mariners suicide memes

>>150133705
Geno fucked it up. No excuse to not put the ball in play with 1 out

Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer will face off tomorrow night for just the second time in regular season history

The other matchup was September 7, 2008, when fans expected to see Greg Maddux vs. Randy Johnson

>>150133709

>>150133709

the AL wildcard will somehow be Sox Rays and Twins if the frontrunner teams are this shit right now lol

>>150133734
scherzer has looked 35 forever

>>150133725
Geno is incapable of checking his swing.

>moon-yous

what does the a stand for in michael a taylor?

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, kid

randy got the big glove

Okay faggots go walk it off.

>>150133771
>what does the a stand for in michael a taylor?
its the a in nigga

>>150133771
Michael, A Taylor

/mlb/

>>150133836
/mariners lovers board/

>>150133734
I wonder if I saw that game or not

>extra slurpings and dan has already used everyone on the bench

IT AINT LOOKIN GOOD BOYS

>>150133874
Pulling dumper so mastrobuoni could run from third made no sense

well, gg white sox

>>150133895
Scott was retarded but Dan is very retarded.

>>150133897
Don’t you put that evil on /us/!

God I’m fuckin sick of extra baseball

ben nintendo

>>150133916
Dan makes better bullpen choices IMO. I will never forgive Scott for putting Ray in vs Alvarez. Worst possible matchup

mariners got a good shot to go far this year in the playoffs

freeeeeeee baybaw!!!

>>150133897
>ligma

Total ump death. He’s been awful both ways

strike four youre out

>MLB daily email talks about the stunning and brave foid ump
Why are sports still acting like it’s 2022 and people want this shit?

kek

He’s out!

>>150133734
you can't help but get romantic about baseball

they should have hit the other guy too if they were going to intentionally walk him

Our time bros

for fucks fake marinersbros

whitesox hit a grand slam here

>call is confirmed

Umps win again

oh fug

Call is redeemed marinsaars

UMPS PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAA

strike him out

kwab what a way to lose

oof madone

How is that a HBP? Guy swings at it and it barely knicks his hand as it hits the bat

For fucks sake Bazardo you piece of shit

We need nu for more noosejaks

Mariners hate their fans

>>150134045
About to be 7-11 in extras

wow end my chud life

need some retard power here think about naruto or whatever the fuck

there is something deeply wrong with the mariners. why do they have so many games that go into extra innings?

nice hats

>>150134079
They suck with >RISP and can only score via home run

>>150134079
they don't think it be like it is, but it do

>18th extra inning game of the year
KEK

>>150134079
they're that west coast team that exists just to make games go past midnight for all you easties.

>>150134079
Their suffering sells flex passes.

Oh cool it’s another episode of
>Mariners fail to advance the manfred runner and lose

OH THANK YOU MASTER BUNTY

TIE GAME SAARS REDEEM THE BUNT SAARS!!!

uh oh stinky

WE GOT A GAME

buntchads have been eating good this year

mariners still blow it

>>150134116
NOT SO FAST

So many teams are so bad at fielding in the infield this year.

>>150134132
well, technically an error advanced him, not the mariners.

F I N A L L Y

>>150134033
Prescient lol
>>150134139
No the bunt advanced him to 3rd. The throw advanced to score

>>150134139
my scorekeepies :)

>>150134141
news travels slow up there huh? we went over this yesterday

>>150134139
It was the spin Mastrobuoni put on the bunt. No one could field that ball.

>>150134141
Could not look more like a dude

>>150134156
baseball lesbians rejoice

Ump scorecard is gonna be +1.5 runs for Seattle. This guy is awful and I say that as a /mariners/ fan

should have thrown down another bunt

>>150134156
this whole thing doesn't help

>ump what’s the call
>it’s nothing
>no is it a strike or a call
>I SAID IT’S NOTHING

M’s love to strike out and pop out with >risp

Miles!

stealing third there was BALLSY

DMO is not capable of putting the ball in play to win it

dmo...

>>150134209
Maybe he can walk on a strike called a ball

horrible at bat

HE'S SO FUCKING BAD

fucking RETARD

>not doing the needful bunting again

>>150134223
>>150134225
Not exaggerating, he’s been the worst hitter in MLB since late May. He’s absolutely horrible

INNING ELEVEN GIVE IT UP FOR INNING ELEVEN

>RISP

Impressive how the Mariners got and put another guy on third and still couldn't get a hit in extras

this one aint ending till the 13th

>>150134197
Again x3

This is literally the worst possible lineup /we/ have ever fielded this year but Dan fucking has to get everyone in the game!

Kowar here to blow it instead of legumina I guess that's progress.

>>150134251
fascinating analysis, can't wait to hear more from you, you fucking macao.

>>150134284
ChiSox about to score 3-4 and put this to bed.

Gg soxbros yall are better than I thought

>>150134284
if you don't get em all in then they don't get exp and level up

>>150134310
He's close to evolving.

>>150134310

a pinch hitter failing to advance the manfred runner should count as two outs.

>>150134322
Please no
/we/ would never win another extra inning game

This feels like a threat.

just me or does 80% of manfred games end in exactly 11 innings

Kowar you are now no longer the bottom of the bullpen!

>>150134347
i think i remember hearing some commentator saying something like that in a game once

spaghetti classic

>mariners can't walk off the white sox
and i'm supposed to believe this is a playoff team?

Flip a coin for these shit irrelevant teams

>>150134385
mariners take you deep
then they drain you

Redeem the run Saars!

drain 'em!

>>150134392
damn seattle succubi... fat dumpers!!

>>150134385
There are good teams in the playoffs, the Mariners can beat those.

This is like game 3 vs Houston. /we/ might not score again in 18 innings

mariners dont have that dawg in them

>>150134389
>shit irrelevant teams
so wtf happened to the barves?

White Sux

MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

MARINERS

REDEEM THE SWEEP SAARS!

DOM WINS THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS SWEEP

Canzone madon'!

by the skin of their teeth

Jesus, Padchargers cannot catch a break from Injuries. Paid Slater and now this nigga tore his patellar tendon. Suffering. Hopefully Chadres are clear from streaky injuries

Veeeery Gooood, Mariners. You were wise to win that one.

sigh...

mariners win despite their best efforts

Oh shit

MAMA MIA ATTABOY DOM
MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME

MARINERS WIN
MARINERS SWEEP
/MLB/ SEETHES
POTTERY

:)

>>150134415
How do you fuck up a simple throw to 1st base?

Arrivederci!

Is /ourgirl/ behind the plate?

sneakin

/nu/

>>150134501
>>150134501
>>150134501

/nu/

>>150134485
The whos don't teach their players the fundamentals of the game