Thread 150130038

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Bayern: Neuer; Kimmich, Upamecano, Tah, Stanisic; Goretzka, Laimer; Olise, Coman, Diaz; Kane

Spurs: Vicario, Porro, Romero, Van de Ven, Spence, Bentancur, Palhinha, Sarr, Johnson, Richarlison, Kudus

Perfect post toil timing

we must stick together

5-0
Diaz scores 7 goals

will Palhinha play angry

>Telekom Cup with international teams
So this is what the Audi Cup died for

thursday night /bundes/

>>150130104
damn... look at that prefrontal cortex...

This Spurs team has zero aura fr

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KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE

Kane thinking "Fuck Tottenham, shitty small club" as he smashed that in

UNSER HARALD

>>150130205
Tottenham has won a bigger trophy than anything he has since he left

He did it on purpose

00 Joao ;)
>Kane

double touch, why is there no re pen?

FUCKING Hell harry hahahahaaha

>>150130222
>new europa league
>trophy
lel

>>150130237
double touch pen only gets retaken if you score

>kane
lol

is this the Spurs first team? holy fuck they suck

>>150130260
>it's real
wt actual f were they thinking?

CUTE

Great showing here from Van Son Kompany's team

while we're all here, you tottenhams aren't in need of a defender, are you? we have now a speciel sale going up. he's almost like new and comes with a reasonable pricetag of sub 35 mil €. get 'im while he's hot

>>150130326
Solanke, Maddison, Udogie and Kulucevski are all kill

I don't think >we're very good, luckily Bayern are being incredibly wasteful. Going to get battered by PSG over the weekend

>>150130237
I missed the pen redpill me on it

>>150130447
I'm just waiting for Bergvall to come on, and hope he can do something, I really enjoy watching him play even if he has a mistake in him every now and then.
Need Kudus to be good though, because Johnson only scores tap ins, Richarlison is only for pressing and hold up play, and I haven't seen much to rate Solanke on yet

>>150130450
>I missed the pen redpill me on it
spaghetti all around. palinha with a stupid foul inside the box (get used to it btw), 'arry skyrocketing the pen while sliding. not clear if double touch but as >>150130260 said, no re-take if missed

>>150130498
Richarlison is aggressively poor and it makes me seethe watching him play. He's a genuine net negative. I rate Solanke but he hasn't done shit for Spurs

Van de vern trying to repeat his overhead kick clearance

Bayern Munich have made enquiries for Chelsea striker Nicolas Jackson, according to Sky in Germany.

Jackson is not viewed as untouchable at Chelsea after the signings of Liam Delap and Joao Pedro.

The German champions are exploring the conditions of a potential deal for the Senegal international.

Jackson’s valuation in any potential deal would be in line with fees paid for strikers in the current market.

Kudus at spurs will be flop of the season, book it

>>150130523
Richarlison is much better off the ball than on it. Good at tackling and pressing high, drawing out fouls to run down the clock, and getting under their skin. Not much of an end product, and easily injured, which isn't good for a £60 mill striker

>>150130528
this iconic moment brought to you by LIDL

>sell Son
>replace him with nobody
Spurs relegation incoming. bet your foreskin on it

i wish i was german

>>150130632
I thought that's what Kudus was meant to be doing, Son has really declined the last 3 seasons anyway to be fair

>Palinha already subbed off
jesus

>>150130674
One refund pls

>>150130632
Don't they have money for Rodrygo?

>Richarlison not getting the final ball in
Timeless

>>150130674
Berggoat on

how he miss

Spurs just getting steamrolled

>>150130659
I just farted and it smells really bad

was about to say >we have been playing better this 2nd half until I saw that horrific ball straight out of play

Romero trying to murder Kane by the looks of it

KING YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO

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>The state of Spence.
>Bergvall and Sarr(?) holding back

cheeky spuds comeback, i can feel it

spurs already won their cup final this year anyway beating arse in pre season

>>150130845
Warra trophy

bayern bringing on the under 10s

lmao
9player sub

>Romero doing that whilst already on a yellow
>Kane missing that

kane is washed
time to recruit nicky jackson

Spurs haven't looked even close to scoring a single time

the ultimate disrespect

>>150130895
Richarlison had a shot in the first half that was decent by his standards

>>150130895
nah, they had at least one primising counter
too rattled to finish it calmly unfortunately

who the fuck is that fucking moaning in the crowd

>>150130901
that header wasn't bad either

>>150130901
Why can't he ever finish his shots lmao

>>150130910
HAHAHAHA
I was just wondering it
some little kid singing

HOW HAS RICHIE MISSED THAT
FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>150130911
Yeah it was a good chance, just his finishing can be so poor

>>150130038 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/live/cYpc6zKFO0c

KARL YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO

I swear nobody wants to shoot for Spurs, and Bayern have skied and blasted it miles off target for the most part.

HOrrific marking just now

getting scored on by the Bayern u21 now lel
KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL KARL

>Wisdom Mike
there he is

Oh shit my boy Wisdom Mike plays for Bayern huh

Kane dabbing on Tottenham is hilarious

>u21
Lennart Karl is 17

make it stop :(

IM A KARL BELIEVER NOW

what a name
black people are so funny

>>150130979
PSG over the weekend too

>>150130988
is this you?

>>150131001
Being used in friendlies whilst 2-0 up is different to real game time

>>150131001
Nope, Karl is simply too good, even the black bald fraud has to see it

KUSSI YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO

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this >>150130971 but even more so

Absolute rocket, state of Porro, and Spence. Wingbacks are atrocious at keeping the ball there

lol

Jesus how bad are Spuds? We didnt even start the match with Musiala, Davies and Pavlovic (all injured), i thought this would be somewhat equal
And now our u18 players are dunking on them?

it is what it is mate

Kudus honestly looking ineffective

dont blame me i was ange in

*gets brutally arse raped by Bayern*

>>150131049
it's di history of di Tottingham

Why dont we just simply always play the young guns
Oldies keep overpassing in the bpx while our zoomers just go boom shot haha

'nother trophy for are 'arry

gg lads maybe levy will pull his finger out now and make some signings

>>150131137
kek, good one. spurs made £1million from this game, so levy will give frankenstein £100k for a non league shitter

>>150131165
>frankenstein
he's frankenstein by the way because he is a dead man walking
(i know frankenstein was not alive, but whatever)

enjoy
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GG Spursbros, all the best in PL&CL

>>150131219
Incredibly rude to gg someone that you just raped

>>150131183
isnt frankernstein the scientist and frankensteins monster the zombie thing

>>150131199
shant be reading r*ddit thank you very much

Just a kickabout innit

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