Thread 150131848

>1. Allen loses in overtime.
The league changed the overtime rules.

>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.
The league added virtual measurements.

>3. There's controversy over the team waking Josh Allen up with smelling salts
The league banned it.

>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.
The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.

>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seed
The league gifted him MVP.

My Steelers :)

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

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Reminder: Brady wasn't top 10 in stats in his 20s. It wasn't until he got Randy Moss in his 30s that he won an MVP. The same Moss who made a black backup QB lead the league in TDs (39) before he teamed up with Brady. Makes you wonder eh.

>>150131855
>0-2 against Tom Cucky in the playoffs
kek lel oh no

>finally a retro gif kino thread
>nonono split it!!!
faggot

>>150131848 (OP)
>MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY
MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY
>MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY
MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY
>MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY
MAHOMES IS BETTER THAN BRADY

>>150131891
this, bradys offense carried him for years before he ever was considered 'good'

Lowkey if the Chiefs don't make it to the super bowl im gay as hell

>>150131899
You guys started it in the previous thread. This is just a spill over. Why is it that I can't talk about my Chiefs QB without Brady bots derailing the thread with goat debates.

>>150131904
>1 (td) the entire ploff run of his first ring
Vinatieri was robbed of sbmvp ong

>>150131874
Based. I went out of my way to pick the first 3 TNF games in advance too because I have a bad habit of forgetting multiple times a season then rage quitting kek

....

>>150131912
Thuney wasn't an all-pro at the LT position which he was forced to play. Get your facts straight. Thuney was a career guard

NOOOO SOMEONE POSTED BAD ABOUT MY QB 14 HOURS AGO I HAVE TO SPERG OUT ABOUT IT

>>150131913
Are you saying I need to apologize for my take on Brady and 7>3?

>>150131938
Brady retired and is a broadcaster. Let's stay on topic and discuss current players.

>>150131913
Why can't Mahomes beat Brady in the playoffs if he's so great?

>>150131950
Cutler was smoking in-between drives, too. People don't know this.

>>150131954
oh he's a broadcaster? in what industry?

>>150131934
This really doesn't mean anything. The difference between the highest and lowest is less than 2.5 years. If the variance was 5 years it'd be noteworthy but 2.5 years is nothing especially with modern diet+nutrition+recovery

>>150131956
Like ol Lenny Dawson!

>>150131964
I don't think you understand how averages work.

>>150131948
>>150131938
I just hope you guys will behave yourself in the gamethreads and not embarrass us in front of the regular season casuals. Keep this in the general.

>>150131955
Brady did a great job winning that 50-50 cointoss. Chiefs take their hats off to them.

>>150131959
UFC.

>>150131976
you clearly weren't in the hof gamethread

>>150131912
Na more like pic related imo he turns into Le shuck and jive man

>>150131976
I'll behave... :)

>>150131967
Eagles had no business winning that ring. That lombardi should have an asterisk carved into it
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.

>>150131978
no I'm pretty sure he's in another line of work. I also heard he's a partial owner of some team but I forget what league that's in.. oh well

>>150131973
Are you retarded? It's a very basic graph based on a projected 53 man roster. It's something a 10 year old would understand. A 2.5 year difference between the average player on each roster is nothing. Even if the graph was purely based on projected 22 starters on offence and defence I wouldn't care. It's meaningless

>>150131955
It will forever be a mystery

>>150131989
>>150131948
>it's pretty sad this is what a modern Patriots fan has become. He never talks about his current roster since he's ashamed and now he's living off past success to stay relevant just like the Cowboys fan.
Sad.

>>150132015
>zoomie learns its against the rules to hit the quarterback above the shoulders

>>150131985
Tom Brady played until he was 43. Jerry Rice went for 1000 yards at age 40. Derrick Henry is 30 years old and just averaged 6 yards a carry. Stop putting stock in meme graphs, stats and metrics

>>150132033
>2 threads in a row of this

>>150132015
God I hate those patriots frauds. Fuck them.

>>150132000
Anon you are the dumbest bitch itt. Look more carefully at the image you're replying to.

>>150132053
that should have been a penalty. do you think getting that call would have changed anything? it was 40-6 bro let's be real.

>>150132008
Look at >>150131985. You're playing it off as "only a difference of 2.5 years" but when the denominator is 53 there can be a significant number of old dudes on the team and the difference in average might still look kind of small.

>>150132033
This is like one of those situations in soccer where the ball accidentally or randomly hits a player's hand

>>150132013
Imagine having to sit to pee.

>>150132085
see
>>150132015

*flails his arms at the reffies again*

>>150132073
Do you actually think I don't know how to do maths? I understand completely what averages are i've got an education nigger kek. It's a meaningless difference. The Commanders aren't all gonna gas out and not be able to compete and the Packers aren't all retarded zoomers spending their days on tiktok unable to concentrate and win a Superbowl. Stop thinking graphs mean shit over eye test

>>150132065
It wouldn't have changed the outcome. It should've been called. These aren't mutually exclusive statements. The fact that it wasn't called is proof that the league doesn't care about preventing injury to Mahomes as much as his haters think they do

>>150132107
see:
>>>/lgbt/

>>150125618
>I was watching it in Australia with my sister who is a Chiefs fan.
What's your record against your sister.

>no YOU'RE bigger refbaby
Threadsplitters should be mass executed

Reminder that this indeed get posted by the muttlover

>>150132139
The fuck is threadsplitter. Is that some type of reddit lingo. Go back there and never come back.

>beats brady with a bottom 10 defense and the second worst offensive line in the league
why couldn't mahomes do it with an average offensive line and an elite defense?

>>150131984
one of the biggest wastes of athletic ability in the league. also that pass to mcbride's face lives rent free in me head

>>150132155
ESL newfag detected

>150132145
>everyone knows this is a fake image
Do better and you might earn a (you) next time.

>>150125618
Is your sister a proud member of the Swiftie family?

>>150132156
40-6 was a sequel script to 16-1. Normies don't like to see the same team win all the time. Shrimple ass

>it's fa-fake guize i swears!
>posts another screenshot of 4plebs about how many times a webm has been posted
Yawn. The muttlover is mindbroken. It's not even fun anymore. We've gone too far.

>joshy I am so sorry, I take full responsibility
>I promise we'll change the rules again so your (((wife))) doesnt spit in another niggers mouth next year

>bro the Commanders roster is so OLD bro they're like ancient bro no way will they be able to do anything bro
Are the players and coaches they have actually good though?
>WH-WHAT THE FUCK?!? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEYRE GOOD OR NOT!! THEY'RE TOO OLD THE ENTIRE ROSTER IS LIKE CRIPPLED ANCIENT OLD GUYS BRO THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN SHIT BRO 0-17 INCOMING!!!!!!

>>150131934
the josh harris special

You know the rules janny. Trip on or this becomes another PlumGOD thread

>>150131855
and still going to be shit as soon as Kelce gets washed (which is already happening)

Anyone else going to watch the colts/raven and whatever the xhehawks game is right afterwards in a few hours? I need to talk shit about some teams in a really bad way.

>>150132219
No receiver on the Chiefs in 2023 had 1k yards in the regular season yet they won a ring.

>>150132216
>Jake the snake
Profoundly based.

>>150132227
>won
debatable

>>150132227
Some athletes donate to non-profits. Mahomes give charity rings to walmart employees instead

I see some frauds at the top of this list

>>150132243
lmao that wasn't even a hit.

>>150132243
>zoomie just learned that hits to the head are illegal
they didn't LIX btw. you still mad about losing LVII to a cripple, Gaylen?

>Kelce was 16 yards short of 1000 yards therefore he was shit and you should ignore his 355 yards and 3 touchdowns in the playoffs
mahomesfags would rather tear down one of the best tight ends in NFL history and one of the greatest players in Chiefs history just to make you believe mahomes did everything himself.

Imagine Mahomes getting hit like this.

When is Madden going to fix screen passes?

>>150132272
>Expecting EA to fix anything in that dogshit series

>>150132269
>this b8 again

>has no rebuttal so shifts subjects
classic mahomesfag

>>150132291
yes it did, the ball had some flu on n sheeeeit so it popped out of the receivers hands. if only mutthomo didn't have da fluuuu n sheeeeit during this game.

>>150132269
You act like 1k yards isn't replaceable. There's like 20 guys who could give you that level of production.

fags derailed the dante x thread just to bitch about mutt vs fraudy again

>>150132275
Was this cited as a low hit or something? I'm actually having trouble seeing this.

>>150132308
really? name 20 tight ends that can give you that output.

Easily the 2nd most based player named Cooper in Eagles franchise history

bitchknees... are you ok? how are you handling this?

>>150132312
It's not about the beginning of the clip, it's the ending that is baffling. Even the defenders know that goydell will rain a firestorm down on them if they sneeze near the mutt

>>150132314
>changes the subject to TEs when I said "receivers"
No, not playing your game.

>>150132319
I'll fight every mutthomo here

>>150132329
where did you mention "receivers" in this post? >>150132308
>You act like 1k yards isn't replaceable. There's like 20 guys who could give you that level of production.

>>150131967
heck I think we are all perplexed. Who is hal-vaitai?
>back up OL for Philadelphia Eagles (2016–2019, but he did start at LT opposite RT Lane Johnson in Super Bowl LII vs the Patriots so that's a legit SB ring)
>Detroit Lions starter (2020–2021)
>out of the league 2022, then few games for Lions in 2023 and that was the end of his career

Married to 6-1 basketball player Caitlin Diaz who he met at his first day at TCU, he's from Fort Worth, she's from Houston

>>150132343
I mentioned receivers here >>150132227

Mahomes is good but he's no Mark Brunell

>>150132308
i'm not the retard that used 1k yards as the base line.

>>150132349
Just good clean blocking :^) better luck next time jetties

>>150132208
Strangely based post from the Kiwi. Remove Josh Johnson (who is 1000 years old) and the average roster age isn't only a few months above the average.
The team isn't old at all

>>150132320
>It was like the Trump gun shot
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>150132306
>you now remember Kadarius Toney

>>150132308
They couldn't afford receivers because of the chimp jones holdout. I was hopeful last year when they brought in hopkins, but of course andy reitard kept him on a snap count to avoid giving up the conditional 3rd round pick from the trade

>>150132373
Do Kiwis eat Vegemite?

>>150132358
no he is not

>>150132378
>Kadarius Toney

>>150132347
But I thought it was impossible to win a super bowl with a backup LT

All 31 teams MUST unite to defeat the Eagles

>>150132378
>longest punt return in owl history
>LVII
>65 yards
>cutdropius phoney

mitchie would have put this debate to rest if he had the right tools

>>150131899
both chokers

>>150132320
>pedoknees is on suicide watch after reading that.

>>150132392
chiefs aren't worried about those shitty iggles.

>>150132397
Even if his career went to shit, he will always have that moment

can't wait to use this one during 49ers games again.

Didn't Foles beat Brady while HOF tackle Jason Peters was injured, how'd that happen?

>>150132381
Yes but it's more an Aussie thing. We prefer Marmite in New Zealand which is way stronger flavor wise. Slather it on a buttered toasted crumpet too good

>>150132375
He compared Trump's heroism in the face of assassination with his coach coming out bloody trying to stop a fight.
Drake Maye is a chud, how will bradyswifessonsknee recover?

>>150132400
Remember when Mitchie took da Burrs to the playoffs and won NVP? Those were the days...

>>150132387
backup LT and team's best WR had 789 passing yards. how did he do it??

>>150132386
This game was the most I've ever seen Mahomes seethe. They beat the Bills in the playoffs though.

>>150132259
Imagine a real QB throwing to Tyreek and Waddle

>>150132414
Does it taste like really salty beef stock? I would honestly like that.

>>150132421
>seethe
must be sexually transmitted

>>150132412
For 2 games

>>150132436
Yes, but that's probably all I'll watch of that shit team anyways.

>>150132259
I don't r8 Bo Nix

>>150132418
>loses game
>wins NVP anyways
fraudy and the mutt could never

he plays tonight

reminder that the reffies let mutthomes change equipment in the middle of the play, while the clock was running, with no timeout required or for him to sit out for a play, much less be checked for a concussion after a helmet-to-helmet hit.

>Ennis Rakestraw officially out for the year

Good ole Lions

this was ok, though, since mutthomie has no history of concussions and the league cares so much about its players and their safety...

>>150132465
Oh, good, now the muhhhhhhhhhhhhh injuries in a contact sport cryions cope will come flooding out and the fucking regular season hasn't even started.

>>150132466
Chiefs medical staff is so plonked they were trying to pass it off as a "neck strain" so he wouldn't have to enter concussion protocol

>>150132466
thats just andy reid cheating

>>150132449
/nfl/ WILL be watching bengals iggles right?
bengals starters are playing and the iggles have a bunch of young/rookie players that will be going all out to secure their place in the rotations or roster post. and Tanner McKino is playing.

>>150132320
what is going on? I was of the opinion that Vrabel as HC of Patriots was based as fuck but how can it be this based? this is impossible

>>150132479
yeah, i know when i strain my neck, i start drooling like a retard.

>>150132491
We entered the comfiest timeline.

>>150132489
bungles will have a season ending injury tonight... but who

>>150132466
lol he looks like a baby drooling.

>>150132503
I was kinda shocked they said their starters are playing, and they said "multiple series". With the injury prone players they have I didn't think they would.

>>150132413
based

>>150132513
>looks like a baby
wonder why...

>>150132516
They start every year like 0-2 or 1-3 they can't afford another slow start

>>150132456
It was a 3 score game and his helmet cracked because it was -40 with wind chill retard. This is the weakest refschizo cope Ive ever seen

2.5 hours until the Bengals start their 2025 season by being in mid-season Bungling form. It will be interesting to see how they bungle their first preseason game away.

>>150132544
playing in the preseason isn't a substitute for taking the beginning of the season seriously lol

>>150132375
You just know he has a nice fat Expo in his ass

>>150132554
No but it might better prepare them for the beginning of the season
With less preseason and teams increasingly sitting their starters, weird outcomes and slow play for week 1 has been a trend across the league for a while now

>>150132576
I know what they're trying to do, but they still have to take the season seriously. You don't just walk into a playoff spot, especially in that division.

>>150132549
>it's ok that they broke the rules
>c-cope
roger goydell, get off /sp/, you have a game to attend tonight

>>150132576
>slow play for week 1 has been a trend across the league for a while now
That's for different reasons anon...

>>150132594
They should go 4-2 in the division. Split with the Steelers & Ravens and go 2-0 against the Browns and their 7 QBs.

>>150132618
and they'll still lose to the giants

>Drake Maye
It’s fucking over isn’t it?

ynr...

If the Bengals lose to the Browns in Week 1, Zac Taylor should be immediately fired after the game. If not, then all the fans should boycott or riot.

>>150132662
>boycott
they should have boycotted during the summer, the owners have their money already, they don't care.

>>150132662
Heh.... My boy Flaccie gonna carve em up. David Ngubu finna go for 100

>>150132662
>If not, then all the fans should boycott or riot.

If the Bengals beat the Browns?

>Madden 2026 actually has a kino OST out of nowhere. Cypress Hill, Korn, Linkin Park, The Killers, Wolfmother and a bunch of other good stuff not just all hip hop

I might actually play this one

>>150132725
as long as >we don't go 0-3 to start the season i'm happy

>>150132679
Riot is an option, which might happen downtown anyway if the 6 blacks get sent to prison for trying to kill the white couple.

>>150132724
If the Bengals manage to beat the Browns, like they should, then we take it game-by-game. Taylor is still a shit-tier coach and the worst playcaller in the league.

>>150132662
Tbh Id rather they start slow and finish the season strong and i feel like im the only one they got the Ravens bills ravens back to back to back late in the season plus the Browns always play them tough.

>>150132737
Game will still be shit just like the college game is. They always release the same broken game year after year since it moves to the PS3/360.

>>150132742
>6 blacks get sent to prison for trying to kill the white couple.
qrd?

Will Seahawks fans cheer for Pete Carroll?

>>150132755
6 blacks tried to kill a white couple in downtown Cincinnati. Just do a search for "white woman attacked in cincinnati". There's a 90% chance all the blacks get a slap on the wrist at worst because the judges are bought & paid for.

>>150132753
Oh I wouldn't actually buy it I'd download it via gamepass. I barely ever buy new games on release. Only one I've bought so far this year was KCD2 and The Talos Principle 2. I'll get Hades 2 as well but Supergiant is based and doesn't charge the price of a AAA new game

>>150132767
What fans?

>>150132725
things I'm looking for in this preseason
>how Patullo calls plays
>McKino kino
>who is QB3
>who will be CB2
>the order of the CB backups
>who will be the best backup Dline
>is AJ Dillion going to be a factor

>>150132779
>Just do a search for
no, that's why i said qrd. Thanks for the qrd though

Shedeur status?

>>150132785
>wouldn't buy it
>gamepass

>>150132818
Stop being a lazy retard that needs everything spoon-fed to you.

>>150132831
Gamepass is based. I don't have it recurring but I'll pay for the odd month if something good drops. It's how I played Expedition 33 last month. People who shit on it are dumb. I was paying to rent games when I was a kid and the quality+amount of titles wasn't nearly the same value

>>150132831
>new game comes out
>want to play it
>have to choose between paying full price or waiting 2+ years to drop in price
>or just buy a month of game pass and play it and any of the other good games for a month
easy choice to me

>>150132849
Qrd?

>>150132000
Dumb retard

>>150132885
You don't get the 26 games until the sports' season is mostly done. Same with NHL and NBA.

>>150132924
yeah i know but im sure as shit not gonna buy it before it gets on gamepass

>>150132243
This was ruled as a helmet to helmet contact even though it wasn't.
I'm glad they'll be able to pick up those types of flags after review this season

>>150132785
>Hades 2
this and the new Katamari game

>>150132955
there's a new katamari game???

>>150132955
>the new Katamari game
Oh fuck it's on now.

>>150132973
>>150132984
late october

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPpyQoi480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPpyQoi480

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVPpyQoi480

Damn. Just coming back to these threads after a long break. STILL crying about Mahomes webms. Geez. Chiefs Schizo still so butthurt about it. Talk about rent free. Fucking pathetic.

>>150132955
I'm hoping Hades 2 is coming this month. They said they've released the final patch before full release so it should be either this month or September. Are the Katamari games that good? I never tried

>>150133002
what does the V stand for?

>>150132953
Oh yeah...they can...but they sure as shit won't...unless it helps the queefies

>>150133013
vagina, as in mutthomes is whiny pussy.

>watching preseason games
For the first time I will watch it

Will coomposting still be allowed tonight, even tho it's preseason?
Go Bungles

>>150133062
You need to get more creative and get crowd women shots.

>>150133062
The mods are huge fucking fags so they'll leave it up for the smallest amount of time then you'll get a 3 day ban. Doesn't matter if it's halftime. Doesn't matter if they're clother. To them it's "off topic" and we couldn't possibly allow that

>>150133070
kek, this one reminds me of this webm

>>150133013
part V

>>150133080
do i have to watch the first 4 parts if i already know the ending?

>>150133077
>That 4th wall break

>>150133073
Coom post in F1, Soccer threads and I get nothing.
Yet on NFL games I get banned immediately and there's a dumbass going around threatening to ban ppl.
These fags ruining my /sp/

>>150133077
>>150133086
Pretty girls aren't real

>>150133073
>>150133088
This and with /mlb/ I can post anything on there but get banned the moment I talk bad about the Jews. Lol

>HOW LONG
>HOW LOOOO-O-OOONG
>WILL I SLIDE
>SEPERATE
>MY
>SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES

>>150132489
fuck them teams, my niners will booty blast both them shitters

>>150133092
Habeeb it.

>>150133109
>RHCP is classic rock now and the kids have rediscovered them
I'm gonna fuckin rope.

>>150133104
I used to get consistently banned and all my posts deleted for years because I made fun of Jews and circumsision. It's obvious the mods here are kikes

>>150133114
I see paris is still dabbling with those people...

>>150133062
>hueh hueh, hey dude, look at this picture of this hot chick I have saved on my computer
>hueh hueh, wanna jack off to her together?
coomposters are closeted faggots

>>150133122
The best Superbowl halftime show for me will always be Bruno Mars+RHCP. I wish they'd picked better songs from their discography but they still performed well and Bruno Mars killed it

>>150133133
You mean... Raiders fans?

>>150133088
Sad

>>150133110
oh yea? I think your team STINKS

Mahomes haters are like Elway and Marino haters. They are jealous that their team has never had GOAT tier talent.

https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/1953183669306401016

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>>150133168
><HUGE GAP>
Why add this gay shit?

>>150133168
THIS is what a clutch gene looks like.

>>150133088
/sp/ should be considered a red board in the gamethreads during halftime faptime
like the purge but 12 minutes long and for gooners

>>150133184
but is he wrong tho

>>150133088
>>150133104
it's bradysknee, people kept calling him a janny so now he larps like one and flags every post like a shitheaded schizo.

>>150133186
clutch penalty flag*

>>150133207
It's how children write

How stacked is your team this year?

>>150133168
Why is Drake Maye there but not Jayden Daniels?

I don't want to huff the hopeium when I know my bengies are going to let me down yet again.

>>150133257
Imagine getting her addicted to heroin then ghosting her

>>150132465
>draft two CBS in the 1st and 2nd round
>one's a bust, the other is ded
wew

>>150133271
It has to suck knowing your team has been to 3 Super Bowls and doesn't have a single win, meanwhile my poverty franchise won one.

>>150133271
weird

>>150132794
I wanna see if Uche has juice and if Syd Brown looks startable

>>150133276
its rashover

>>150133276
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND NEEEEEEEEEEWWW KWAB OF THE YEAR!

>>150133276
Fucking hell that's rough. Chargers will probably put Joe Alt at Left Tackle and Trey Pipkins will start again for them at Right Tackle. Huge loss

just realized Rayshawn and Rakeshaw are not the same person

>>150133276
It's so Over

>Chargers star OT Rashawn Slater, who was carted off during practice, is feared to have suffered a torn patellar tendon, sources tell The Insiders.
>
>He’ll have an MRI, but he’s facing a season-ending injury.
It’s over

>>150133276
wonder if mekhi becton might be serviceable at tackle

>>150133276
holy sucks

>>150133165
I still say Aaron Rodgers in his prime is the best ever from a pure talent perspective.

The Chargers should trade for Jawaan Taylor because I'm sure the Chiefs would do it for cheap.

>>150133276
how do players get these kinds of injuries in fucking practice?

>>150133307
He's not kek he proved that comprehensively. Trey Pipkins their backup/swing tackle has a lot of starting experience at Right Tackle. He'll likely move into that spot and they'll have Joe Alt switch to Left Tackle. It makes the most sense

>>150133276
not just season-ending, he might be a shell of his former self when he returns. one of the most devastating injuries there are
what did herbert do in a past life to deserve all this misfortune and incompetence around him

>>150133329
you know how big these guys are?

Nigger semen sounds really delicious right now

>>150133358
agreed, phins up!

The Chargers only have one good lineman now, grim

>>150133276
LOL now you fuckers will know our pain.

>>150133260
Jayden doesn't have that dawg in him.

>>150133373
still can't believe zion johnson turned out to be such a dud

>>150133406
Yeah, he had all the physical tools to be elite, but he couldn't put it together.

>>150133276
damn that's some bad luck

week 5 byes are horseshit
the earliest they should be is week 7

chiefs getting another cakewalk division?

>>150133433
its been the least competitive division since 2016 why would that suddenly change

>>150133276
Ask ball knowers what the 2nd most important position in football is and they'll tell you it's LT.

Unless you're the Chiefs, your not making it far with backup LTs.

>>150133433
Joe Alt player exclusively Left Tackle in college. He can switch back and hold up the blindside. The big downgrade is going to be on the right side of the O line going from Alt back to Pipkins

>>150133307
lol if you're asking that question it is 100% Over

>>150133271
I was gonna cry about Rakestraw and tell you to stop being a fucking idiot because Arnold is a good CB but I saw >>150133276
and now I don't feel so bad

>>150133444
you weren't watching the NFL in 2017 huh?

2nd most important position is K, actually.

>>150133305
Dean Spanos curse is so real man, it sucks being a San Diego charger fan. He gotta sell the team back to San Diego man, only way they'll break this curse.

>>150133433
>>150133442
AFC West had the best record in conference and it could be argued they're the most stacked division in football.

4 hall of fame head coaches
Chargers, Broncos, and Chiefs are top 5 defenses.
All of them have decent QBs except Raiders.

>>150133276
>Patella tendon tear
Poor guy. Hard to come back from that especially for linemen

>>150133471
whens the last time a non-chiefs AFCW team won something in the playoffs?

What does /sp/ think?

>>150133487
2012 was the last good season in NFL history

>>150133347
>he might be a shell of his former self when he returns
Isn't that the same injury Josh Simmons faked in the draft to avoid being stuck on a shit team. He's playing at 100%. We fleeced the league.

>parsons wants out of dull-ass
kwacucksoi

>>150133146
no, i mean the raiders front office

>>150133487
Shit list since some QBs were not allowed to play on their rookie season due to circumstances outside of their control. Like if you are drafted to a team with a shitty QB then you are more likely to start in your rookie season

Chimp Kelly

Coward.

>>150133487
>no mutthomes
kek

>>150133522
there it is

>>150133487
>no fraudy
KWAB

>>150133519
If they were both better and ready, the coaches would've started them. Simple as.

i never did tune in, what did coach primate announce the other day with his medical staff?

>>150133530
If Jayden or Nix got drafted to the Lions they're going to be bench warmers.

>>150133546
Rightfully so. Goof is goof, but he knows the offense and can at least try to score enough points to outweigh his goofs

Go bengals

>>150133276
I just remembered my chiefs have to play them in week 1. Thanks for the free win.
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!
LOL!

The most important nfl position is actually the punter :^)

Wins are a Punter stat

>>150133546
If Jayden got drafted to the Lions, he'd have won the Owl

>queefs open the season against the chargers who suddenly will be without a key player
Hmm...this script sounds familiar...

>>150133583
>just kick the ball really high bro

anyone could do that, the guy receiving the ball is more important

receive this bussy

>>150133588
>>150133573
I only see 3 possible losses.

>but the broncos!
They lost to a weaponless Chiefs team in 2024. Chiefs will have the most depth at WR since the Tyreek days. Mahomes is 35-5 against the AFCW (the highest win rate since the merger). His only loss against the Broncos was a flu game.

Why is punting it's own position? Why can't kickers punt (or punters kick)?

Jalen Milroe...... soon

>>150133630
I considered leaving that out to avoid upsetting the webm spammer. Now there will be 10 webms spammed.

>>150133629
Why is running back it's own position? Why can't receivers run (or running backs catch)?

>>150133487
Matt Ryan should be on this list, low key Brock Purdy too. Putting up good numbers on a bad record shouldn't put you in top 5 over big rape

Make way, disgusting off-season peasants. An Eagles fan has entered the thread.

>>150133623
lets be honest this schedule is hard as fuck man we are fucked

even the easiest games are tough because the raiders play like its their super bowl

>>150133641
Chargers give the Chiefs Ladd McConkey in exchange for Jaylon Moore. A fair trade.

>>150133651
t. Deebo Samuel

>>150133623
i am pessimist person i think it goes like this

LAC - W
PHI - W
NYG - W
BAL - L
JAX - L
DET - W
LV - W
WAS - L
BUF - L
DEN - L
IND - W
DAL - L
HOU - L
LAC - W
TEN - W
DEN - W
LV - L

I don't wish LT or QB injuries on any team. I don't want teams having excuses when we beat them.

Why is the muttlover talking to herself again?

Any of these games worth watching? I only want to watch to see the rookies but I can't remember if any of these teams have exciting rookies like a Travis Hunter, 1st round QB or WR/RB?

>>150133685
Eat shit (not literally, but we all know you do irl), faggot. Stick to spamming zogbot whore pictures. At least your good at that.

>>150133698
im watching colts ravens to see tyler warren in action

>>150133685
hurts owns mahomes, erase that W

>>150133685
>DEN - L
Chiefs do not lose to Menvor.

>>150133698
Not really. I'm kind of curious to see Anthony Richardson and Jalen Milroe play a couple of series but outside of that I'll mostly just have it on in the background

>>150133698
jihaad campbell that fell to the eagles is worth a watch, bengas contract hold out guy should be playing today

who else going 16 - 0

>>150133713
they're gonna get their revenge at home

but man that game vs JAX got trap all over

>>150133722
>bengas contract hold out guy should be playing today
Why would he play?

>>150133722
>jihaad
why is this allowed in America?

>>150133722
my brotha jihad

>>150133685
>PHI - W
based ball knower
>>150133713
Chiefs beat the Eagles ass in the 2022 owl. The game wasn't even close.

>>150133733
he's from camden i think

Ooga boogah ravens win

>>150133728
>trap
We don't post that word here. Don't wanna get the queefs fans all riled up and horny.

>>150133651
You're being cute, but punting and kicking are BOTH just kicking the ball. There's nothing else too it like there is with receiving

>>150133733
my thoughts exactly

>>150133739
But it was even close.

>>150133700
Chiefs fan? Relax im just being pessimistic Mahomes will probably find a way

>>150133685
>WAS - L
Extremely based

>>150133749
>taking obvious b8
you're better than this

Reminder: Chiefs took Jalen's 0 virginity in Superbowl 2022.
Girls say the first time always Hurts.

>>150133770
>even close
I was trying to make a funny

>>150133739
>Chiefs beat the Eagles ass in the 2022 owl. The game wasn't even close.
wonder why

>>150133747
You're being cute, but running and catching are BOTH just grabbing the ball. There's nothing else too it like there is with kicking.

>>150133722
For me it's Demetrius Knight on the Bengals.

>>150133713
>>150133749
>>150133770
Chiefs were beating their ass so badly they literally gave up a TD. Did you forget this
https://youtu.be/TUVxPA2DlqA?t=2990

do we want a game thread or keep it in the genny?

>>150133788
by all accounts hes a certified ball knower and a DAWG. can't wait to see what he can do

>>150133799
bengals/eagles starts in 30 so we'll probably need game threads

>>150133799
keep it in the genny

>>150133740
i didn't ask where he was from, idiot.

>>150133798
No one cares about your fraudulent lube ring. Every time the field wasn't a slippery mess Mahomes got the dogshit beat out of him.

>>150133784
>BOTH just grabbing the ball
Being handed the ball behind the LOS isn't the same as catching it through coverage

>>150133740
>canada isn't in America
American education everyone

>>150133799
keep it on the low bro imagine telling your wife ''baby im watching a PRE SEASON game'' she'd probably get the ick

>>150133799
Gayme Bread

>>150133821
>implying I haven't left her at the bull's place so I can watch in peace
Do you think I'm an amateur?

>sippin on some mezcal
>beers in the fridge
>frozen pizza for later
oh yeah, it's gonna be a good night

>>150133819
Kicking the ball off the ground isn't the same as catching it and booting it.

>>150133818
>>150133779
Chiefs handled their loss like champions but the Eagles fans are still blaming the refs and turf. Poverty franchise fans going to do poverty franchise things.

>>150133820
what

>>150133831
ok thats based

>steelers dump all of their resources into the defense every season
>most expensive defense in the league every year
>can't get 10 wins to save their lives
lmao
the only thing stopping the ravens from another north title is if the bengals defense figures something out

>>150133834
Yeah, but is it really so different? It's not at all as disparate as WR and RB. You could've made a salient point if you'd compared WR to TE, btw

>>150133799
ALWAYS keep it in the senpai- i mean genny, anon.

(preseason)game thread
>>150133857
>>150133857
>>150133857
>>150133857

>>150133840
cope and seethe slippy boy

your championship window?
closed
your bitch?
on my arm
your credit score?
458

>Mahomes starting vs the Cardinals
Arizona, do your duty

>>150133799
We're streaming the games http://discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

sw: spearchucker

>>150133859
No Clots Ravens bread?

its fascinating how mason rudolph always find a way to start games somehow

aaron rodgers will die or be benched by week 7

if iggles and bungles promise to keep their talking to the gamethread colts + purple colts can stay here

>>150133868
not my job

>>150132392
Iggles got worse this offseason. They drafted like tards as well.

danny dimes football tonight

>>150133872
uncle tomlin wants rudolph to get his getback against myles garrett

I don't cheer for injuries even within my division. But Queefs are different. Faggot ref-babby garbage franchise that gets blown out when the league doesn't make the call. Every one of their "fans" deserve a shotgun blast point-blank to their kneecaps.

>>150133882
this makes me very happy

>>150133879
Fair enough. I'm skipping to that game as soon as it comes on anyway

>>150133882
Campbell was going to be a top 10 pick but fell because he was "hurt", yet he might be playing today lol. He's been practicing most of the offseason too.

>>150131848 (OP)
>The league gifted him MVP.

Every MVP is a gift. It should just renamed “the quarterback consolation prize”

>>150133573
Trap game

>>150133887
Danny's keeping the bench warm for AR

>>150133882
good thing they got like 20 picks next draft

Colts vs Ravens game thread
>>150133881
>>150133881

>>150133641
>Spanos try to pander by releasing Old school San Diego Super chargers navy jersey
>try to reconnect fans by having training camp at San Diego
>resigns Kellen Allen, who trashed talked SD fans that they have another chance to stay in SD before the move.
>now a signed extended player gets hurt

This franchise is extremely curse. Sell the team, Spanos. No one in LA will ever love you.

yearly reminder that the ravens announcer is very unfortunately named gerry sandusky
>>150133698
the qb battle in indy should be pretty interesting, qb competitions are pretty much all preseason is good for. even skill position rookies don't interest me that much, remember when ja'marr chase was a bust because he struggled in preseason as a rookie?

>>150133882
ball non-knower detected
eagles have the youngest and cheapest defense in the league btw :)

>>150133907
If I wasn't an Eagles fan, I'd still be interested in the Bengals Eagles game because the Bengals are playing starters, supposedly for multiple series

>>150133629
I'll do you one better. With most teams going for it on 4th down anyway, just find a position player (a depth guy) that can handle kickoffs, and maybe a FG if needed. Saves you a roster spot.

A good running game is more entertaining and satisfying to watch than a good passing game

>>150133882
>They drafted like tards as well
lolwut they had a great draft

>>150133799
Is it just one game?

>>150133963
you can have both by watching the lions

>>150133963
i know brother

>>150133943
lol thanks for that reminder rooskie
>>150133963
run the ball chads won

>Say something vaguely negative about filthadelphia and the (You)s come pouring in
This place really is an extension of r/Eagles

>>150133989
shut your bitch ass up

>>150133989
they won the bowl they deserve to own the genny

>>150134001
Don't you have some delicious poopies to eat?

>>150133932
richardson will probably get injured

>>150133908
He fell because he's a woman beater actually

I’m the type of nigga who plays madden, runs the ball on first and second down, and drains the play clock to 1 second every play of the game
Why don’t professional teams try this?

>>150133989
That image must be ancient, almost every team has at least few hundred thousand subs now

>>150133989
/nfl/ becomes a dumping ground for redditors that are too scared to shittalk on their accounts after their favorite team wins the owl

>>150134037
>eagles get another real nigga

how is this even possible

>>150134040
The Eagles love doing this shit when they have the lead in the 2nd half. Pisses me the fuck off.

>>150133963
you can have both by watching the eagles

>>150134037
just kidding, that was andy reid's pick.

>>150134069
I've seen enough the colts are winning the AFC South

>>150133963
you can have both by watching the ravens

>>150134060
Feelsgoodman

>>150133859
>>150133937
I'd rather all we just chill here like in /MLB/
I get separation anxiety if we're not all in the same place

>>150134058
How do you feel about Jews?

>>150133882
>top-10 prospect at the end of the round
>startable safety (2nd best in the class) in the 2nd round
>game ready DT in the 4th
>backup slot corner in the 5th who is already impressing in camp
>elite cover LB in the 5th who already looks ready to play
>high upside O-linemen, a good backup QB, and a high-production pass rusher that should have gone higher on day 3
It's obviously too early to judge but it seems like a fantastic draft class.

>>150134096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEWkdtuC9TE

>>150133989
image for ants but updated a week ago
rams have more fans on reddit than they have in real life lol

Reminder that Temujin is a woman LARPing as a man.

>colts getting dabbed on by a 3rd string RB
kwab

>>150134104
I think they suck

Fun fact when Jewish people fly Emirates they usually hide it from everyone to a point where they avoid jewish diet (kosher) lol they embarrassed of themselves

>>150134180
Which is a shame, because if the genocide in Palestine wasn't happening then they would be treated well in muslim communities. People of the Book and all that.

>>150134165
That's hot. And Brady is a pedo and owning it sort la after damage control which is kinda based. 4chan is coming back hopefully, it's been too normal/moralfaggy last few years

This new kickoff is going to piss me off all year

>>150134158
>pats
70% of those have to be Brady era bandwagoners that forgot to unsubscribe right?

>>150134239
Just wait until you hear about the QBs wearing flags to get "tackled"

Chargers bros...

holy shit richardson just got absolutely blown up, and now he's out of the game

I'm kind of bored of the national flags after all these years, /sp/ should have team flags attached to your posts. Nearest NFL team only, none of the other sports matter.

Richardson hurt already.

>>150134026
this guy knows ball

>>150134026
bro whyd you do that

>>150134292
How does a Serb get into American Football?

>>150134292
>>150134311
That was the most predictable event of all time. When has this guy not been injured?

>>150134286
>>>/reddit/

>>150134317
serbs love suckling up the (((products of them)))

>>150133932
>>150134026
told you

>>150134292
>>150134317
>>150134336
One of the hottest short-haired porn stars I ever saw was Serbian. It's a shame that she did a lot of scenes with old men when she had this haircut and only started doing regular scenes when she grew her hair out.

WTF, the Bengals have real people in

>>150134422
>had short hair, to look like a boy
>did a lot of scenes with old men
Gee, wonder who directed those scenes.

Who playing in the secondary for the eagles? I only saw the d.line and linebackers

>>150133524
Mahomes didnt start as a rookie

>>150134515
Ringo and Jackson on the outside, McWilliams in the slot, Brown and McCollum at safety.

>>150134515
all backups, but it's great experience to go up against Burrow, Chase, Higgins and their 1st team

>>150134515
I only recognize Ringo who looks shite

>>150134534
Yeah, cause he is dog shit.

refs stepping in for the pigeons during fucking precum

>>150134483
Mike Brown wants to see where his money is going.

>>150134568
gotta start building those relationships early

if I'm just some camp bum that won't make the team but I get a major injury does the team have to pay me some kind of bonus?

>soft ass zone
>dirty hit attempts
>give up a tuddy to joey plebbit
I'm thinking Vic Fagio might have actually been a thrown owl merchant

>>150132825
Everyone will watch that game right?

>>150134607
Would people be going into the NFL offices with a gun if they did?

>>150134606
So fucking hot. I wish I was that ref.... Scratch that. I wish I was the player being fondled on national television

>>150134614
>dirty hit attempts
??

>>150134584
>>150134483
Bengals o line didn't look good. Were they starters?

>>150134606
there's no way I could be a ref I couldn't help myself

Who's my twin?

>>150134650
I'm not watching that game but based off your description then yes.

>>150134680
Me, the bussyposter

>>150134680
Coach Primate

>>150134641
that guy only played until high school

>>150134680
me. im inside of you right now.

Bengals defense sucks. Are they supposed to?

>>150134699
Get inside me next daddy.

Jahan Dotson redemption arc incoming

>>150134703
Of course. Is this your first NFL season?

>>150134647
don't pretend you didnt see them spearing on half their tackles like they always do

I like to twist the pubes underneath my balls between my fingers and make little knots that I then pull apart so it tugs on my ball skin

TUSH PUSH
>TUSH PUSH
TUSH PUSH
>TUSH PUSH
TUSH PUSH
>TUSH PUSH
TUSH PUSH
>TUSH PUSH

>unstoppable rugby play works with bench warmers
thank you so much to the teams that "saved football" by not banning this gay bullshit

>>150134764
It BARELY worked, the offensive line didn't get any push really. McKee is just tall lol

>>150134764
If it's so easy why doesn't your team try it?

>>150133305
good thing they gave him the biggest contract with the most guaranteed money ever so that this dumpster fire can stay lit for the next 4 years.

>>150131912
Dennis from It's Always Sunny?

>>150134809
What's funny is that I hear Eagles and Bills fans say this shit all the time when teams like the Ravens started doing it with their TEs after practicing it for a couple weeks last season. Retards are really acting like getting your ass pushed makes you an "elite" redzone runner.

>>150134764
QB sneaks have always had a high success rate

>>150134180
>I think they suck
Then why do you like the Eagles so much? They're the most j*wish team in the NFL

>>150131848 (OP)
After seeing him on Hard Knocks, hes a fucking pussy. Way too nice. Hes never winning an Owl

ACL confirmed for CJGJ

what are you using to watch streams? allstream?
meth/crackstreams went to shit...

>>150134900
Damn already

>>150134900
wtf?
F

>>150134900
Damn that sucks man such a fun player to watch. at least it's not multiple ligaments torn

>>150134900
hahahahahahhahaha FUCK YOU BITCH

Tanner McKee for Jaylon Johnson, who says no?

>>150134976
Every eagles fan

who is trading for parsons?

>>150134974
This is why everyone hates Philly fans

>>150135041
who said anything about philly?

>>150135041
To be fair, there's a lot of people who don't like CJGJ, most philly fans like him. He played great for the iggles

>>150134974
laughing at a QB or LT injury is what poverty franchise fans do

>>150135041
I don't wish anything bad on CJ, I feel awful that he's hurt.

>>150135100
only a poverty franchise like the Eagles would do that.

>>150135156
good thing CJ bitch is a CB.

THE EAGLES' 3RD STRINGERS GOT A STOP AGAINST THE BENGALS' STARTERS

>>150135175
apparently not

new in a few
>>150135115
>>150135115
>>150135115

>>150135187
Eagles GM shouldn't be allowed to fleece the league.

>>150135187
>jalen hurts is a fraud who plays on a stacked team that can win without him
You guys are so mean to your QB.

Patriots are better than the dolphins

test why is this shit not working as intended

retest