Thread 150133881

No torn patellar tendons plz

iggz bungles waiting room

Mahomes > Brady


More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

alright I guess we're doin a gamethread
hello colts fans

questions for the thread
>what rookie you're most excited to see tonight?
>what camp narrative are you following the closest?
>what are you eating tonight?

when is actual kickoff c'mon man

>>150133939
jihaad campbell but i'm here for tyler warren

>>150133968
Game is on right now

INT

>Pooper Flush
Glad we cut that nigga fr fr

Every preseason game so far has begun with a turnover

thats on 82

dragons?

BREAKING NEWS: RICHARDSON COMPLETED A PASS

Richardson is so fucking bad lmao

I miss when the Ravens would take pure athletes to be backup QBs. I get they want boomers actually be able to provide takes and experience in the film room, but they've had so many fun backup QBs.

i somehow missed the cowboys letting cooper rush go, i thought he'd be a forever backup for dallas who'd gradually transition into coaching like jason garrett and kellen moore

tyler warren should be nice, hopefully they can get him a quarterback

Streaming games http://discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

sw: spearchucker

fuck temujin

>His team's QB room is
>Anthony Richardson
>Danny Dipshit
It's so bad that it makes the Giants' QB room look like Joe Montana and Steve Young.

This will be Richardson's year....I promise

>>150134059
>streaming
>preaseason
kek

warren looks huge out there
should be a good grab for you guys

Josh Allen going from a raw athletic specimen who couldn't throw for shit into an MVP ruined scouting for years
it's the only reason richardson was drafted so high

bears really passed on gronk 2.0 for a ben johnson slot merchant

just a casual 53 yarder

>Get scored on
>Clap
Is Harbaugh an idiot?

lmao why is the place so empty?

My clots

>>150134077
>into an MVP
he didn't even have the second best case for MVP this season

>>150134091
It's a preseason game vs the Colts

>>150134034
they knew they went too far when anthony fucking brown had to see actual playing time in 2022. i was legit shocked that bum even made a practice squad after watching him stink it up at oregon the previous year

>>150134091
Its midweek preseason

>>150134094
You're not wrong but he's still technically an mvp

>>150134091
would you pay money to go see cooper rush, danny dimes, and anthony richardson?

>two Baltipoor teams
Gross

Don’t see Mike out there yet

Fuck yeah, Week 1 of the preseason. Got a light meal to watch my Clots

>>150134121
kek there it is

>>150134105
Fair, the only one they've ever actually landed on was Tyrod Taylor and he was actually reasonably developed in the first place.

>>150134094
and lameme didn't in 2023, so it was a make-up vote

>>150134135
retard take
don't make me explain it to you russki

>>150134147
Do it on your real account coward

>>150134120
good

>>150133918
Okay seriously can we just ban this faggot now? He's shitting up non-Chiefs gamethreads, there's no excuse for this

Why are the colts even allowing that giga bust richardson to still have any game time?

>>150134091
A preseason game, and on a thursday lmao

Wallace deserves real play time. He's not fast but he's fast enough to learn slot. Hardest blocker in the corps. and he's got great running chops.

Can’t wait to see somebody get a season ending injury in a preseason game desu

TOUCHDOWN
>>150134161
I think this is the last season they give him. They used such a high draft pick they're hoping it works out somewhow

>>150134157
don't reply to him just report him for off-topic

>ravens backups vs colts starters
>ravens winning
Freaking how?

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN RAVENS

holy shit clots have zero fans lmao it's entirely purple and black jerseys in there

KEATON IS BACK

Mitchell is starter tier

>>150134183
>Freaking how?
Anon, it's the Colts

Either team playing starters?

>cooper rush is so bad they can't work out the receivers
>mitchell is the best player on the field against the 2s so they just auto-score
This is lame.

>>150134183
Those are the Colts starters? To be fair, Mitchell starts on a lot of teams unironically.

>>150134161
trying to salvage his trade value perhaps

>>150134201
Does Anthony Richardson count as a starter?

>>150134190
gotta be bait

>jumping around like the monkeys in wizard of oz
why do all of the >black players celebrate some random scoring play like this?

>>150134201
Colts have nearly their entire starting offence out there from what I saw

>>150134091
>>150134103
>>150134106
>>150134110
>i-its preseason
You'd never see this in Green Bay or Pittsburgh. Real football fans.

>>150134213
How about defense? Getting dabbed on by a 3rd string RB is not a great look

>>150134213
>colts
>entire starting offence
That would mean something if it wasn't 2025.

Please, nobody make a Bengals vs Eagles thread.

>>150134218
>green gay
>town that fucks it's own sisters
>shittburgh
>town that is too busy pandering to jews to notice anything else happening
Weird flex.

>>150134221
Mitchell starts on 10 or so rosters right now, don't beat on them too bad. He's unironically probably the fastest player on the field in this game.

>>150134233
too late

Colts fans begging for Richardson to be inured lmao

H E E M
E
E
M

UH OH STINKY!!!!!

HEEM

Ouch! That's gotta hurt!

Colts season is already over

Ojabo breakout year?
>van noy
>oweh
>ojabo
>green
Holy shit this pass rush might actually be good for once.

>injured
you gotta be fucking kidding me

>Richards sacked during preseason
FUCKING KEK

kek richardson ded

>jewish owners using big black bucks to do their bidding
now where have I seen this in history?

>tony glass injured taking his first hit in fucking PRESEASON
loooooooooool

Is improving the Colts season a good strategy?

>>150134276
Ojabo just blessed Colts fans. Thank him.

Absolutely heemed

>>150134276
First fucking sack aahahahahahaaa he's literally made out of glass

>>150134245
Chicago too. Stay salty that Baltimore isn't a real football town.

jesus fuck and he got hurt already too
one of the most KWAB football players i've ever seen, how can you be so brittle with such giganigga genes

fuck it, march for arch

How can a nig that fucking tall and "muscular" get hurt this fucking much?

Danny Dimes, YOU are the starting QB for the Indianapolis Colts!

This is almost enough to make me stick around instead of seeing the Bengals

how did he not notice the unguarded defensive player lined up at the line of scrimmage? how fucking dumb is AR?

>>150134305
Arch sucks

>>150134299
baltimore isn't even a town. It's a quarantine zone.

Sacks are a qb stat...

Ever since I moved to America and started watching football, i have developed a black dick fetish. Apparently this is a common occurrence here?

>>150134318
Drew Allar isn't saving anything

>>150134305
Arch isn't getting drafted til 2027.

>already 50% of the way to seeing Riley Leonard start regular season games

Leonard heads.... it's actually happening

>>150134328
no this isn't the Dallas Cowboys game

Did Tyler Warren get Richardson hurt lol

>>150134328
Where did you move from?

>>150134316
>how fucking dumb is AR?

AR15 just needs more time…

*enters thread*
I'm gonna say it. I'M GOMNA SAY IT AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
*taps mic*
ahem
>black QBs

>>150134357
Based Penn St product.

was richardson an Irsay pick?

When will the black qb meme end?

>>150134377
What's your problem with Daniel Jones?

That's normal, right?

PLEASE JUST CUT HIM

I need that injury magic channeled to Hurts

>>150134388
kek, not even a long enough gameplay time for me to post webms of his shit play.

>>150134369
Is Lamar North African or something? How is his pre-snap and progression better than everyone but Rodgers and Stafford?

>>150134357
no unless it was a missed asignment

colts are gearing up for an epic 0-17 season

>>150134157
>>150134178
Imagine getting this mad over talking about quarterbacks in an NFL thread.

I went to a bar by myself a few weeks ago and worked up the nerve to talk to a girl after being seated for nearly 3 hours there. She kept on and on about how she needed a man and all her friends were getting engaged etc etc. So i walked over, introduced myself and asked her on a date. This is how it went:

>Hi, Im anon, I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation a second ago about you needing a date and I would love to take you to a nice dinner.
Her:
>Oh yea, im single, but im not DESPERATE
*cue maniacal laughter from her 3 friends around her*


I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I went into my car and parked at a wal mart down the street and cried so fucking hard. Im 36 and I am going to die alone bros

Seems fine he's laughing with medical staff

>>150134402
>progression

>thought I had three beers left for tonight
>actually have four
hell yeah

>Danny dogshit

Lol never change

This Richardson nigger is quite soft

this the rapist everyone passed on?

>>150134417
Yeah. that's why he is back in the game...

Lmao Daniel Jones is still fucking sucks lmao

LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON
LAND DRAGON
>LAND DRAGON

PRESEASON DRAGON

We got us another good punt returner lads based af

bruh how are they gonna work out the depth chart for the line or WRs if they keep getting land dragons

Wester or Hester? For me, it’s HITLER

>>150134454
Dude he clearly broke his pinky finger why would he go back in?

>LaJohntay
SHIEEEEEEET

no more point in watching this game with bitchardson out, see you for the shitdurr shitshow tomorrow frens. maybe i'll pop in to watch jalen mildew embarrass himself in his seahawks debut later on if i don't fall asleep. sorry jffm

Danny Dimes redemption arc incoming!

>>150134493
because is ok and smiling with the training staff so clearly he is good to go.

>>150134425
Nice, what beer?

>>150134509
Please don't use American websites.

>>150134509
Milroe is elite though

>>150134509
Coward. You're missing out of greatness not watching Milroe

>>150134525
banquet

just found out the German girl I was friends with while she was a foreign exchange student is now single and wants me. Should I fly over? I have the means and honestly need a trip anyways

heem snappy

KONE 2012

>>150134525
Do you think deer use the 4th of july as a training guide for their fawns as to what noises to be aware of when it comes to hunters?

Not watching the game. Is Mike Green playing? How is he doing?

bent knee

>>150134560
100% if you can afford it. Make some memories and feel some mamories

kek. FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY!

>>150134531
somehow amid all the ever-mounting internal and external internet restrictions, i actually don't need to use a vpn on 4chan anymore for the first time in 3 years
>>150134540
i said i might, but it will be 5 am after all

I hate injuries like everyone else but at least it's some random late round pick and not a real player.

>>150134575
Looks fast but he's dropping back a lot for some reason. Ojabo is stealing the show by playing the sam instead. Not sure why they have Green on the 5 if he's just gonna cover the tight end a bunch.

Ouch! That’s gotta hoyt!

>>150134599
>like everyone else
speak for yourself. best part of the game is watching millionaire athletes, who would otherwise be cocky pricks and jump and jive around, writher around in pain because their knee just exploded.

>>150134509
stop by the other thread for the iggles

Perhaps end the game here

>>150134596
internal? Russia is trying to restrict internet access like the UK?

>young guy gets an awful, potentially life changing injury
>drag him off the field and restart the game three minutes later
I love football

>>150134572
I think they learn that lesson later in the year when they see mommy being dropped by .300 blackout

>>150134605
>>150134626
>>150134656
WHO GOT HURT NOW?

>>150134672
late round ravens rookie and african dictator joseph kony

which gang sign is he throwing up here?

>>150134698
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150134698
in my high school days, the trainer would snap it back into position, tape it up, give you a slap on the ass, maybe a small squeeze, and tell you to get back in there

>>150134627
oh yes lol, have been for more than a decade now. started under the pretense of protecting muh kids too btw. but they don't demand id verification, they just block shit outright. and of course it went into overdrive since the outbreak of the war, we now need vpns for twitter, instagram and youtube among other stuff

>>150134091
football is dead

Warren looks good at least?

>>150134723
If it's just a dislocation then all you can do is rip it back into place and throw a splint on it. My college fwb dislocated his pinky when we were playing basketball once. I took him to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he was allergic to any medication and the moment he said "No" the doctor ripped his pinky. Core memory.

>>150134752
>college stand out is playing well at the next level
i should hope so

Ali getting cut

>>150134752
He do be nice

>>150134766
>replying this much to an obvious fake post

>>150134792
I mean that's pretty common underqualified high school trainer behavior. You didn't play sports in school?

>>150134804
I played baseball, you know the sport that actually got hoes

>>150134804
i prepped all of the players before the game, iykwim

nice pick

this slop is unironically delicious

god damn ravens picked up some dogshit backups this season

>>150134826
Golf and wrestling here. I pulled too, but I wasn't looking for hoes.

>>150134828
I mean I do but, eh, uh

>>150134698
jesus

Lamar looking zesty

they won't give my boy DJ his Flaccdragon

Is Lamar retarded?

>>150134915
Probably baked

>>150134698
>GIGA
>B
>U
>S
>T

>>150134911
I don't know if it's because I'm a southerner or if it's because my dad's english so I'm used to comprehending different accents, but I've never had any problem understanding Lamar.

>>150134915
I've always assumed he was autistic, unironically, but he's just the only black QB that isn't willing to code switch for the league.

>>150134929
also a possibility

>>150134911
and there it is

my god he is just a disgusting specimen.

The crap of the NFL has already started Again.

Any ideal city for the person who hates American football, hates the Kansas City Chiefs, and hates the entire NFL in general?

Colts fans, would you rather have this season's QB situation or another season with Flacco?

This is the most gay fucking sport in /sp/ right now.
The way he speaks and you fucks worship them

>>150134935
>I don't know if it's because I'm a southerner
you just watch too much blacked.com porn.

>>150134955
Flacco was the best QB this team has had since Luck

Bungles starters getting torched by the Eagles backups

>>150134949
Actual Tico? That's fucking dope, I never thought I would see one on 4chan. I lived with the cabecar for a year when I was in college. I don't remember any spanish, sorry.

Is this game being nationally broadcast or something no one is interviewing Lamar on my local Indy feed

>>150134959
>Ayyo anon we be uhhh we finna get it dis season mayne get ya ray bans on

>>150134971
zero owls
zero rings

>>150134960
I'm unironically a gay bottom, I've never watched a video made by them in my life. You've probably seen more black penises that I have.

>>150134970
Fair. Shame about Luck. I'm a Luck shill when the topic comes up.

>>150134986
on nfl network

>>150134991
I will love him forever

>>150134991
>I've never watched a video made by them in my life.
Yeah, why would you, when you just live it instead. faggot.

>>150134989
>a bungles fan ever talking shit about rings
Anon, they're unironically one of the worst franchises in the league's entire history. Know your place.

>>150134959
>he cant understand Lamar
Skill issue

>>150134959
>wahhhh why aren't you racist like me wahhhh
go back to /pol/ tourist

>>150135043
go home: >>>/lgbt/

>>150134959
Hello, Rabbi!

>>150135057
you live with your parents

>>150135032
>Muh dick bix nood muhfugga!
I don't blame him for not understanding Lamar.

Ashton Dulin is nice man Colts gonna have a bunch of good WRs doing a lot of nothing again this year

>>150135031
>bungles fan
who said that? why do you think only of them when someone shit talks your faggot team? faggot.
>know your place
you clap for blacks on your TV, dipshit. know YOUR place.

>>150135063
I wish. Miss mom's home cooking.

>>150135077
You literally responded to a post shittalking the Bengals you fucking retard. You unironically mouth breathing, lap drooling retard. Kill yourself Bungles freak.

>>150135077
>obviously bungles fan mad someone talking shit
>uh, actually, uh, I'm not a bungles fan, uh
you guys are too obvious, go back to your gamethread

>>150135088
>noooooo you can't just reply to posts if you're not a fan of the teams i wanna talk about!
cry more.

>>150135116
Hey everyone! Boo this Bungles fan!

>only fans of >my team's rival would EVER talk shit about muhhhh team
why is the collective IQ of baltipoor so low?

the bodymore murderland niggerbirds

>>150135116
Boooooooo!

>>150135129
socioeconomic factors

Y'all special teams is dookie

>>150135116
>>150135129
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ravens look like a team who's going to be disappointed by anything less than winning the Superbowl

kek, need a screen grab of that black dude yanking his monkey spawn back by his shirt

>>150135133
Have sex

>>150135179
bend over and grab your ankles and I will

>want to watch a bunch of green and starks snaps
>ravens offense is on the field almost the entire half
ffs

Super Bowl MVP Tyler Loop

DOINK

D O I N K

HOLY SHIT FREE NUGGIES FOR A MISSED FG

>forced pooch kick to get kick coverage reps in the preseason
harbaugh is a psycho

Riley Leonard bros.... Our boys looking good

>Riley Leonard
Who the FUCK are these bums?

>>150135524
Riley Leonard took Notre Dame to the natty you dumb cazzie

Grim

Leonard looks so much more competent than Richardson and Danny dogshit

Knew Leonard would execute well, he’s composed and knows how to extend plays. Teams were absolutely retarded to pass on him for that long over THAT draft class. If shedoodoo was one of the best QB’s and was drafted in the 6th who cares

look at all of those monkeys in the crowd

Miss me yet?

>>150135766
He's out for 10 games but we can sign him back week 11 if Loop is junk

>Ravenell
>plays for the Ravens
Who writes this shit?

>>150135766
White people acting like black people is so cringe

>not going for it
Cowardly

>>150134560
Yes dumbass

>>150134569
I thought this was a JAV code
Internet has ruined my mind

>>150136276
It ended up like a JAV, so you arent totally wrong.