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PHI: José Alvarado will begin his minor league rehab assignment at Triple-A Lehigh Valley on Thursday
TB: The Rays plan to place Jonny DeLuca (hamstring) on the 10-day injured list prior to Friday’s series opener against the Mariners
DET: José Urquidy (elbow) will make his second minor league rehab start on Thursday evening at Single-A Lakeland
SEA: Josh Naylor was removed from Thursday’s battle against the White Sox after the third inning due to an apparent injury
ATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. (calf) took batting practice on the field on Thursday without any issues
CIN: Tyler Stephenson is not in the Reds’ starting lineup for Thursday night’s showdown against the Pirates
MIL: Rob Zastryzny (ribs) will begin a rehab assignment with Triple-A Nashville on Thursday

Mariners sweep!

seasneks sneakin' up on 'em!

Seattle Mariners Dominic Canzone

comfy bakerspie right on time =]

What happened to Naylor? Missed the injury

my barfy doos :(

Fitting the Italian ends the spaghetti-off in Seattle

Official Dom Canzone Thread music:
https://youtu.be/U-xsosv6uM0

Be a dear and help us out against the Doggie doos tomorrow, Blue Jays. Just hate spite sweep them. Ty luv you.

when is she umping?!?! >:[

>>150134562
No one likes your shit team

>>150134556
https://youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro

>>150134583
behind the plate on Sunday

>>150134598
won't be able to watch, owari da

>>150134590
Well give us the division if you're just gonna be a haterade.

>>150134595
kek

>>150134595
favorite origin story for a song

>>150134651
It's funny I've only heard of it but instantly recognized it.

>>150134635
Disrespectful to Rockies and Mariners, desu. And Rays too.

>>150134635
NLCS will be Padres - Brewers
ALCS will be Blue Jays - Mariners

Isn't tomorrow the big holiday? Why are there only 4 games today but tons of games tomorrow?

>>150134671
god, I hope so, that sounds wonderful

>>150134671
>Cubtropolitans
>Mariniggers

>>150134671
Mariners will be winning the ALCS btw.

>>150134683
What holiday?

>>150134668
No one cares about the Rays, the Rockies have zero expectations, and the Mariners are a meme

>>150134671
I think it will be Brewers-Phillies and Blue Jays - Red Sox

nove the Rays to Nashville

>>150134671
Extremely kino championship series

>>150134524
Yay! I’m so happy.

>>150134718
8/8 is heil hitler day or something, I thought most people celebrated it

I already called it. Manfred will rig it like this
>Padres Mariners WS this year so no matter what it's advertised as a historic match for both franchises to get their first ring
>Angels vs whoever WS next year so they can have Trout get one last postseason run before his health and the inevitable lockout in 2027 rob us of his last years in the sport

>>150134697
Nah /we'll/ make the ALCS but lose. Win the pennant next year

>>150134747
Stopped reading at Mariners

>>150134697
kek

Blue Jays vs Padres world series. Book it, Sneed it, witness it.

>>150134719
>mariners are a meme
If Seattle makes the ALCS they will be the most heavily bandwagoned team since the 2016 Cubs

this genny won't hit 500 until the dodgers play tomorrow

>turned on the barves to watch lady ump kino
>she's not umping til sunday
>turn on the pirates to watch skenes
>resd can't get out of the fourth inning
kek and lel...

>>150134778
They are a meme organization, they only exist for lolcats and eating bugs.

ALCS will be yankees mariners. Or that will be the ALDS and the mariners will win and lose in the ALCS again. But the latter is nearly impossible with the yankees collapse

>>150134744
Hulkamania day brother -HH

>>150134731
bluejays phillies rematch sounds nuts

Marge, I’m confused

it's gonna be yankees vs astros and doyers vs phillies. The world series will be yankees vs dodgers AGAIN

>>150134839
>yankees

kekini

Couldn't even win one god damned game in Seattle
Fucking

>>150134839
Nope. Dads-Tigers WS

>>150134774
It's going to be the Vedder Cup Finals.

>>150134866
Unlimited /mlb/ seethe. It might destroy this genny tbqh

>>150134859
Padres will lose to dodgers after a pathetic performance from padres, the same thing will happen when tigers face yankees

>>150134839
Dodgers and Yankees would be lucky to make it past the wild card. Maybe the astros too

>>150134857
The Mariners are spectacular ballclub, I wouldn't feel too badly about it, I'm sure you'll sweep your next series!

Gonna be Rockies vs White Sox, screen cap this post haters.

Yankees.

GO CUBBIES!

>>150134901
Lol, get it? He said the worst team in each league. Lol

>>150134885
Doyerpacos losing the division and then multiple entrees'ing against the cusb in the 4-5 matchup seems very plausible

why are the dodgers third in the nl? i thought they were a superteam?

>>150134939
Don’t be so sure the Cubs aren’t winning their division! And I’ll leave it at that

>>150134972
Sorry, I had no idea

The Dodgers are gonna threepeat. They will barely make wild card and then go beast mode in the playoffs. It fits since that's exactly how Chiefs second super bowl win went in their threepeat attempt.

>>150134972
My mistake.

>>150134885
>Dodgers and Yankees would be lucky to make it past the wild card
Why the fuck do you retards keep talking about the Dodgers and Yankees like they're experiencing the same struggles? The Dodgers are on the exact same pace they were last season. Other teams are playing exceptionally sure, but we're not playing bad.

>>150135002
The doyers are the chiefs, the doyerpacos are a fraudulent mickey mouse team featuring the most prolific playoff choker in baseball history

watching the saarlins

mariners

>>150135012
They are coping because the Dodgers are obviously going to do well again but flyovers are in denial. Yankees will lose in the wild card but Dodgers are making NLCS minimum

>>150134501 (OP)
Why can’t my pirates just lose

>>150135012
it's babby's first baseball, cut them some slack

>>150135084
*baseball season

M'sbros.....

it wasnt just that (((they))) made unqualified womeme a part of the broadcasts, (((they))) had go spread black culture into americas past time and make little 5 year old kids think its cool to wear an obscene chain like they are some black from the hoods of baltimore.

>>150135261
cry about it incel

>>150135261
Are you also chikaner?

>>150135261
ask status: didn’t.

Oh yeah, break time at the peak

Do not reply to chikaner vpnfag

>>150135084
Meanwhile it's most LA lifelong's second baseball season lol

>no one to fuck my boricua ass tonight
:(

>>150135310
Can I reply to you, fren?

Remember when the barves used to be a strong team? This falloff has to be studied. Strong teams like Dodgers and Phillies and Yankees and Stros have their ups and downs and slumps but they usually manage to stick around the upper end of their division
Braves? Won the WS, remained a credible threat for another season and they fell off the cliff

Yep I think this team has given up

Whose this Dom Nick Calzone guy?

>>150135395
Seasnek

>>150135375
Braves won the World Series. Doesn’t matter.

That is drilled left field going back GONE

>>150135375
LGBT peaked in 2021, we let them have their little World Series moment, now woke is officially dead.

>>150135437
Speaking of LGBT. I can’t believe mest had deGrom that year and still lost to a Braves team without Acuña.

doyerpacos seething kek

sissynatti dreds

>>150134501 (OP)
nice hog

>dodgers not even playing
>poodrepacos still can't stop thinking about them

>>150134562
this weekend, we're all Jays

>>150135486
thanks, you too

oof!

>padchads not even playing
>doyerpacos seething
KEKINI

>>150135521
>padchads
>implying they all wear menstrual pads
>when chadres was right there

Cole > Skenes

>>150135544
but whats his opinion on guac?

seasneks gonna sneak up on ya..

>>150135012
other teams are doing well enough that the dodgers could very easily slip up once and all of a sudden be cucked out of the postseason. Everyone in contention is only like a game or two behind. One bad slump this late could last minute fuck them and it very well could happen

>>150135517
Honestly with Colorado its like picking on the retard in school, not even fun. Might as well introduce the mercy rule like house league.

>>150135614
if you think the dodgers are going to slip out of contention for the postseason you're actually retarded

Dodgers win by making fags and browns seethe.

>>150135675
>fundies actually believe this

>>150135614
They're not getting overtaken by the reds or giants.

>>150135563
many are saying this

Are you watching Little League aka Pedoswing on ESPN?

>>150135700
Well, it's true. I don't know what fundie is but it just sounds like coping to me.

>>150135794
Vtubers like little boys, everyone. I thought it was just little girls which is cool, but not this kind of faggotry lmao.

poodrepacos lol

Why does it take us 4 months to start playing normal baseball?

>>150135798
But you are the fags and browns tho, it’s Los Angeles.

>>150135824
I don't get it

LLWS, especially the international side, is kino.

>>150135824
This was never a selling point with him and Trout in Seattle.

>>150135839
poodrepacos being targeted by ads to go see shoehei and the world champion los angeles dodgers at their home park lol

>>150135848
creep

>>150135858
and the redditjak?

I'll continue to support the Padres, even if they moved to Utah or Oklahoma.

>>150135869
i just like international competition anon, you can keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

>>150135880
>chops your nutsack off

lol fish

>>150135794
hi poodrepedo

>Detroit finding out what Braves already knew about Montero

as shitty as AA was at the deadline its still fucking amazing he found someone who'd take Montero

shohei? more like "go away" haha

Are the skatin' rays good? Will my M's beat them tomorrow?

>>150135880
No, if the Padres leave. /we/ are all crossing over to the other side of the Vedder cup and rallying behind the Mariners instead!

>>150135550
The Coles have more refined tastes.

https://youtu.be/oF7cSb078ao

Grand Slam in El Paso against the OK Comets!

>>150135959
Rays pitching lab pumps out some of the top AL arms. That’s all you should know.

What did the Braves organist just play

>>150136000
Thank goodness!

>>150135991
and then all the El Paso guys go 0-1000 at an MLB level every time we give them a chance. Seriously, you guys have to stop tricking the Padres front office....

>>150136025
it's hard to have major league guys when the fo trades all the top prospects away to still lose

>>150135959
No. Also no.

gn

>>150136000
I hope Caballero redeems himself.

>>150136025
Seriously Mococo, you need to come back to LA.

why are the doyerpacos seething today kek?

they could have at least saved us one evening game to hold us over if there werent going to be any daytime games tomorrow.

>>150135943
kek!

least we can still beat the fish, even if our plug in starter tried his best to gift it to them

Oh my gosh, it's A-U-Henny-O Smith! I thought he was just playing 3rd base, what an athlete!

IF IT MAKES YOU HAAAPPPYYYYY
IT CANT BE THAT BAAADDDDDD
IF IT MAKES YOU HAAAAPPPPYYYYYYYYYY

>>150136206
>>150135824

>>150136183
Please…

>>150136183
me too

>>150136183
Collar this rat

>go back to watching football
>refs immediately start throwing flags every play
Makes me appreciate umpires in baseball. Sorry I treated you so harshly umps

>>150136183
Let’s just fuck my ass ok? Just this once.

>>150136183
PFHA

MAAAAARRRRIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEEERRRSSSS

fuck dogs

even sea dogs?

>>150136430
Not sure which one of the panafag triplets (>venezolANO) are you, but I like your country because of Mo and I used Carew's stance in beer league and became a singles merchant one season. I want Caballero to replace Volpe yesterday, but I want to see what else he'll bring. Spammy likes him too, it seems.

[It's Right In Front Of Us]

There is nothing like a day at the ballpark. Other sports don't compare.

The Dodger farm is looking real fucking nice. I hope none of them get traded because guys like Josue De Paula and Tibbs are looking like future superstars.

>>150136683
That's how I feel about the Mets farm right now. Maybe not future superstars aside from Elian Pena but potential for some good solid players.

>>150136548
that's cool, I'm just keeping up with our players ahead of the 2026 WBC. So far, it's been mostly injuries and down seasons unfortunately.

doggie doo 'em!

>>150136678
Baseball is the best in person sport by far. Oddly enough the pitch clock makes it slightly worse though

>>150136749
Yeah, for day games especially I preferred when there was no pitch clock. I go to day games for that classic Americana leisurely experience.
For night games, I'm fine with a quicker pace I guess.

>>150136683
Tibbs is a fourth OF profile. JDP is a very exciting package overall, but the hit tool is poor. I'd temper your expectations a bit.

padres dodgers series with cease vs kershaw has the highest ticket prices of the entire season so far

whoever says that fights in baseball are bad for the game can officially go fuck themselves

>>150136794
Based Padgers

>>150136749
Boxing is pretty cool in person

>>150136749
>>150136866
Minor league hocky is kino
-tri-city americans lifelong

Best teams in Baseball in the World currently with a W% over .600

>>150136678
for me it's several hundred mgs of rso and a couple drinks at an evening game. live baseball is really the best, especially if you get decent seats you're really right there in the game. >>150136900
hockey is a close second for me for the live aspect. glass seats (or close) on the side your team shoots twice are one of the best sports experiences you can get. for years i'd attend my local minor league team and would sit on the glass for like $30 a seat, these days i just make it to a handful of my NHL teams games but I don't sit on the glass kek, but lower bowl at a hockey game is a really really great time

>>150136965
Ham Fighters own your sorry ass

>>150136965
all first round exits

>>150136794
Time to see if Cease is legit. All time stinker before the deadline and didn’t do terrible after the deadline. Although I still don’t know why we didn’t trade him he’s a bigger post season liability than Kershaw

>>150136965
red devils gape 'em all at .700+

>>150136965
Manfred has pulled the wool over our eyes

>>150136965
Hello, INTERPOL? I've got a list of global fraudsters you'll want to see.

This lineup is insanely great but idk, I feel we need one more seasoned catcher for our WS run. Fermin awesome, Diaz could be a great backup catcher, still doubtful about Campusano. I wonder if we can make one last trade for a catcher...... Honestly Suprised AJ didn't snag Langelier.....

>>150137110
You need mitch garver, just dfa arraez and we'll call it even.

>>150137110
We would've given you Escarra and a couple of shitters for Cease but nooooo.

>>150137155
This pic reminds me I need to sleep with a spider demon.

>>150137155
Apparently the Padres were asking for a Queen’s ransom for Cease

>>150137368
spooky

>>150137368
I look like this

>>150134671
>>150134731
The Jays are a mediocre team getting lucky
Much like the Orioles the last couple years
Yankees are far and away the best team in the AL

fuck my ass...

>>150137633
All of the AL teams are mediocre if I had to pick one I’d probably say the Rangers

>>150137791
Rangers have the largest expected win disparity

>>150137857
Yeah they're just straight up good, I like their roster more than any other team in the al. Dunno why they underperformed so far this year but it looks like they've turned it around

>>150137873
Seattle just beat them 3 of 4

>>150137876
Forget everything I've said. They're awful and I hate them

Mariners make ya seethe

unc vs unc

>>150137897
>uncwood
LMAOOOOO
nah that's crazy

>>150137909
>fr fr no cap bussin uncs
Please end your life.

>>150137897
wait does scherzer really have two different colored eyes?

>>150137914
it ain't that deep bro

>>150137920
yeah he's a hetero chad

>>150137897
sharingan ahhh

>>150137923
Hella crunk yo

>>150137914
lmao imagine being 30+

>>150137936
huh, guess i'd never really looked at him that close. neat
my grandmother had a cat with the different colored eyes and that kitty was an absolute bitch

>>150137942
t. born 1985

>>150137953
I watched the nats play against muh team once and they showed this on the broadcast I thought it was sick

>>150137971
my barves played against him for several years but i can't recall it ever coming up
they were pretty stinky for most of that time to be fair so the broadcast was probably just telling fishing stories most of the time

popeyes chicken

blow your shi smoove off twin. we dont eat that shit here

>>150138033
is fuckin awesome!

Cane's general

>>150138106
Who is Cane

>>150137368
This guy has concerted to islam.

>>150137368
the last time i saw him as a dodger, it was when the camera panned over the dugout and he was laughing and joking with the other players instead of his usual angry self lmao

>>150138106
flyover chicken

>>150138106
who, or what, exactly is CANerg?

Nick Kurtz

I will be busy tomorrow, so I'm just posting this ahead of time....
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!

Trying to hit baseballs in the dark in the hood but this helicopter keeps following me

gm

>>150138852
gn

kek...KEK!!!

I'm surprised so many people remember Chet Lemon.

>>150139435
Edwin Jackson and Rich Hill have become Grid Wild Cards.

>>150139804
and dotel

O kek?

ohtani scored the most runs and also pitches so that means he's the best and MVP again

>>150140020
this but without being salty falseflagger

PCA went 0-4 again, but he caught a few flyballs so the MVP is literally his

>>150140081
shut the FUCK up!!!

>>150140140
oldcums will remember

no...

>>150140081
kek

my doggies finna get gaped this weekend

who the fuck is this?

>>150140329
damn... rip

Yankees.

>>150140329
black smell

>>150140284
NO!!!

yeah im thinkin xeattle's gonna get eliminated in game 162

cubs/cards tonight

Kiss the 11 rings you FAGubs kek!!!

>>150140431
bullish

nah but fr how tf the rest of the league let the cumsocks become the hottest team in the league. Lots of frauds this season.

fat naylor ded
geno sucks

i can't stay up for the jays game tonight, fellas

>>150140499
I'm sure your boyfriend will understand

>>150140499
thank god! fuck Canadians!

>>150140509
oh don't you worry. i WILL be up for the stinkees/asstros game

As a cubs fan, hi

>>150140521
You’ll be sorry!

Just wanted to make sure this got posted since I was busy yesterday.

>>150140547
Sorry sir

>>150140516
good bitch

if you fuck it, they will cum

>It’s the year 2099.
>Vladimir Guerrero Jr, now a cyborg with an exoskeleton.
>The Blue Jays haven't won it all in 74 years.
>He remains as the Blue Jays' eternal hope for breaking the curse.

>>150140487
we had a good run, went 6-1

>>150140663
>implying the blue jays make it past 2035 before getting relocated

>Mets in a freefall
>bro there's plenty of time
>bro they'll right the ship
>bro every game is a new game
>they got a game today against the... Brewers
oh the pain

>>150140675
doesn't the 54th state of Ontario deserve a baseball team?

FAGGets kek!

>>150140677
hope you enjoy!

>>150139435
>>150139794
My White Sox on the grid :)

>>150140723
i probably wont but thanks

>>150140727
you clearly have a little hope

>>150140732
there's always hope

>>150140677
There’s not going to be any October baseball for us new yorkies…is there?

>>150140846
I think if the Mets got in they're getting swept in the wild card round unceremoniously. Like 4 runs in 3 games.

Yankee sleeper cell working as intended.

>>150140675
>>150140684
kikes mad

I am not letting the San Diego Padres anywhere near the World Series, and that's final. I will make sure that all of our Umpire crews and replay officials not work in their favor. We can not let a spoiled small market teams ruin the Fall Classic. Please enjoy another round of the Dodgers and Yankees instead.

Bros. How did this man (with a broken ankle mind you) single-handedly mindfuck New York? It just pisses me off.

>>150140846
lol no

We need nu tho

>>150140899
>33 consecutive scoreless innings
I’m honestly pretty scared of NL pitching.

>>150140846
new york isnt a baseball town anyway. cincinnati, now theres a place that knows ball

Mettiedoo ’em!

good morning mariners nation

Do the mettiedoo!

>>150141035
new york is a baseball first town

Mettiedoo ‘em!

Polar Pete and Big G mindFUCKED Flaherty.

>>150135959
/we/ just hit 54%
there’s literally no reason to win anymore

>>150141052
gm, i'm out of half and half today

>>150138106
We’ve established over and over Canes is at best 4th on the fried chicken power ranking

>>150140679
Mariners hat is slavery coded tbqh

>>150141110
Must have been disappointing to win only one World Series game

>>150141195
You can talk whatever you want to talk, but we win Game 1 — which we should have — we lost 2 and 3, we win Game 4 and we should have won Game 5. Then we go back to LA up 3 to 2,

Kwab

>>150141149
i'm so sorry.

>>150141310
They don't play until like 7pm, how could anyone run on the mariners it makes no sense.

>>150141281
Primanti thoughever

>>150140675
I'll be standing by my Ottawa Blue Jays please and thank you

>>150140679
These are really fucking ugly

>>150141420
Fit you then

at least we have the jets to look forward to

>>150141340
#13 Mikes Way, simple as.

>>150141340
Primanti bros fucking sucks

>>150141462
For me, it’s the Buccaneers.

>>150141340
i went to primanti bros when i went to pittsburgh it was so good i went twice lol

>>150141501
I hope it tastes better than it looks.

YW mest.

NPB Results

>>150141554
NPB Standings

>>150141565
and BĂO it’s spam :^)

>>150141565
KBO Results

>>150141573
MLB American

>>150141228
holy cope

>>150141583
MLB National

>>150141531
it was bussin'

those fries are ridic

>>150141583
>6.5 gb
hahahahah stinkees

>>150141603
I’ll take your word for it since it just looks like a carb sandy. Everyone knows carbs and protein are delicious.

>>150141583
>>150141594
doyers are the underdogs tonight
is what it is

>>150141635
>>6.5 Gb
September 15th awaits.

>>150141554
Another gritty win for the Carp

beating the Rays is like making the playoffs for the stankeedoos kek

>>150141462
Good lord I would like to colonize that

>>150141668
Carp Bro, I'm worried about my Tigers. They've been losing a lot recently.

>>150141531
This looks terrible

>>150141310
I’m a Mariners fan and I don’t like coffee. Or dogs.

>>150141682
Well, they fortunately have a massive cushion to fall on in case they start slumping hard.

>>150141681
Her bloodline was colonized long ago

good morning marienrs nation

>>150141715
>don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee
I had a roommate in college who would unironically say this. I hated him more than anyone. He killed himself at 27 and I’m genuinely happy he’s gone. Miserable human being.

>>150140677
The Mets are retarded enough to get right against the hottest team in the league. Not saying they will but they definitely will. Now check ‘em!

>>150141729
Damn, somebody probably talked to him while he was waiting in like at Starbucks.

>>150141554
Holy shit, I looked up the Tigers game and that Osaka alt uniform is incredible.

>>150141734
0/1

>>150141738
Starbies > Dunks, sorry! It’s the truth.

>>150141776
Dunkin is terrible, I never liked it and idk why New England decided to make it 75% of its identity. Worst coffee, worst bagels, worst donuts, they literally don’t do anything good.

>>150141751
Gold is a kino uniform color.

>>150141228
You shouldn't have pitched Freddie inside, Nestor.

>>150141786
i like dunkin coffee

>>150141786
We wuz brewers

>>150141786
I have never been to Dunkin
>t. West coastie lifer

>>150141639
it has more meat than what it seems in that picture. If you're ever in town give it a try.

>>150141798
Fire Fishman o algo

>>150141790
>A fucking leaf

>>150141820
Never going to Pitts(((berg))), but thanks.
t. Yonkers lifelong

I've had the bottled dunkin iced coffees when I worked construction. That's about it.

>>150141828
every baseball fan should go there once to see the stadium imo

>>150141751
That reminds me, the Carp debuted some football inspired alts.

>>150141813
But you’re a hippopotamus moo deng

>>150141818
Your not missing anything, I do like getting the dunkin grounds from Costco. I'm not a coffee snob though.
>t. fellow best coaster

>>150141856
Looks awesome

>>150141856
Hideous

>>150141837
Agreed.

>>150141825
wait. we have korean women that look like THAT?

>>150141876
>t.

>>150141886
thumbnailies own you

>>150141876
korean women are ethereal

>>150141875
Only need the part where Schwarbombs end up

just another year of getting mogged by Philly for us mettiejetties.

lol

>>150141957
tbf the mets knocked them out of the p'offs last year

>>150142026
he's right... there are no great teams in the AL this year. It's up for grabs. But nothing he's doing gives any indication they will grab it.

Which baseball poofs are knockouts?

>>150142026
never count out the scrappy underdog Yankees

MLB WAA rankings by position

I hope to God phillies get some real OF help in the offseason. And keep schwarber and jt of course

but when is baseball tho

>>150142128
Yeah, I mean he looked great the other night against Texas. I don’t think anyone expected then to win such a close game. Defense was sharp and the new closer got 5 outs (with terrible calls my dude).

>>150142138
This but unironically. 9/15 is coming, the standings will change, and they need to keep playing great baseball.

>>150142209
Little League is now
MLB in 5 Burgers & 22 Fries

>>150142244
but when is ohtani at bat

>>150142256
Less than 9 Bongs

>>150142289
What’s that in fried dogs?

>>150141904
This just does nothing for me. Yellow fever is beyond me.

>>150142315
3780 Dogs at a rate of 7 per minute

>>150142184
>mariners
>SP, 1B, 3B are poor
>addressed 1B and 3B at the deadline
The league has no idea how fucked it is once Logan and Kirby start pitching well consistently

>>150142319
She looks greasy

>>150142184
>And keep schwarber
LOL good luck with that

>>150142356
How many starts do you think they have left? It’s august already.

>>150142184
>>150142418
Schwarber and his 10 year contract (Deferred over 30 years) will look great in a Dodger uni next year! :o

>>150142487
He’s coming home.

>>150142184
>Yankees
>RP, C, SS Poor
>Addressed RP and SS at the deadline
This team is great.

damn it feels good to be a jaysie

I like dingers

>>150142430
Seattle will post the best AL record over the last 50 games. They’re really good

>>150141531
We need to bring the concept of carne asada fries to the east coasties a mountain of fries and thick cut bread looks like a naptime sandwich

>>150142771
Carne asada fries? You mean nachos but worse?

>>150142771
That sucks. All the toppings roll off the fries unless you use a f*rk. I prefer ointment free nachos instead.

>>150141861
>>150141818
I actually buy their ground stuff in the store all the time, it's really good.

>>150142818
I had asada fries in SD recently and they were bretty gud, just gotta ask them to fry the fries a little longer to crisp them up.

Doyer baseball is bad for mlb, two way player slurp is worse

Pitching 3 innings and going 1-4 is not something special; Johan Santana pitched a complete game shutout and hit a 2 run home run to win 2-0. Zoomers forget pitchers used to bat regularly

>>150142818
>potatoes are worse than corn tortilla chips
Found the paco

I miss him bros

>>150142350
For 5 years? That’s not possible

>>150142997
>carnes asada fries aren’t Mexican because there’s potatoes in them
anon I…

>>150142319
Filter isn’t doing her any favors either

>>150143018
Today you discovered Tex-mex, congrats. It’s a fusion of German and Mexican flavors. Another great one is bbq nachos or brisket tacos

>>150142992
This is Reddit

Is For the Love of the Game worth watching? Apparently Vin Scully is in it

>>150142528
He'd only be a marginal upgrade

>>150143054
You’re still retarded anon, carne asada fries is just nachos on french fries.

>>150142992
cope and seethe

>>150142818
Potatoes >>> tortilla chips

>>150143130
In general, yes. As a nacho topping delivery vessel? No.

>>150142975
>buying Mexican food in South Dakota
Fix your life

>>150143141
Both totchos and fries are superior to traditional nachos. Chips are a shitty melted cheese & grease vessel. Too soggy too fast

>>150140679
>TETAS

>>150141734
swing and a miss but im savin this oc

>>150143006
Yo, what's up with the Royals? Greinke, Wacha, Lugo, Ragans... Salvy was supposed to be the best AL catcher, and still is kinda. Pasquantino seems legit at 1B. Jac Caglianone was a bust. Crazy drop-off.

>>150143006
He's still a free agent. No one wants him

Eugenio Saurez and Ke'Bryan Hays have bad stat lines post-deadline
Meanwhile, Ryan McMahon is mashing.
Yeah, Cashman won the deadline.

>>150142992
>Johan Santana
who?

>>150143246
You know, Juan Santa.

>>150143239
Eugenio is hitting in Seattle. No one improves offensively in Seattle

>>150143294
What's his statline accounting for park factors?

>>150142818
>>150142847
Nachos are good and I ain't the one putting french fries in a sandwich

>>150143143
can't tell if retarded or not

>>150143318
Shut up. Look at Josh's stats instead.

>>150143318
He's batting 8 OPS+ since joining Seattle

>>150143141
>nacho topping delivery vessel
This anon is a culinary mastermind.

>>150143171
If you don't understand what he means, keep enjoying your Texslop and unfiltered tap water.

>>150143006
>21 Ks away from 3000
He would've been a perfectly viable fifth starter in 2024

>>150143372
The dodgers colluded with the owners to keep him unsigned so Kershaw could hog all the glory for getting to 3000 Ks this season. If you can’t see that then you aren’t paying attention.

any good games on?

>>150143365
>recently deceased
Nah, we're good at first, got Ben Rice and Goldschmidt.

>>150143106
IAYC

>>150143370
Is that tOPS+ or sOPS+?

>>150143115
>>150143069
Sameposter

>>150143143
Kekini

>our game with the Yanks tonight is on AppleTV+
time to watch baseball with shitty in-game interviews and unenthusiastic non-local broadcasters who only know both the team on a surface level in suboptimal quality on streaming sites

>>150143294
Mariner layer or something

>>150143488
>not turning on Robert ford and Steve sparks on KBME 790
Better than TK and Blumm

>>150143472
wholesale, for the games since the deadline.

I will still support the Padres, even if they move to Sacramento.

Here is the prediction for game 1 of the New York Yankees' homestand against the Houston Astros.

Houston Astros win 4.6-4.1.

Houston Astros by 0.5.

>>150143573
It's another close game for Aaron Boone; his decisions will determine the outcome.

>The 10-time All-Star, nine-time Gold Glove winner and two-time World Series champion will be back in uniform and in the Cards’ dugout tonight and Saturday when the club takes on the rival Cubs at Busch Stadium. Molina, the manager for Puerto Rico in the upcoming World Baseball Classic and someone who aspires to manage at the MLB level, was invited by manager Oliver Marmol to sit alongside him in the dugout.
mo lina is being groomed to take over the cardinals

>>150143573
Astros are reeling. Yankees sweep.

>>150143372
He stopped short on purpose because he didn't want to deal with the extra attention

First place gang

>>150143488
You can’t post a cartoon frog and expect people to take your opinion seriously

>>150143616
Is this the "first place frauds who will get gentleman swept in the ALDS after receiving byes club"?

>>150143629
You seem really smart

>>150143141
I like nachos, but I also know how to use a fork if I've opted for asada fries.

since when are aasda fries tex mex? they're a SD thing.

>>150143599
Don't get my hopes up.

You can’t post on /sp/ and expect people to take you seriously

>>150143702
I don't

are the reds and pirates each other's number one rival

>>150143629
We don't give a shit what redditors think. This is 4chan bitch

>>150143629
Pepes rape ya

>>150143629
we have a high intellect “free-thinker” who believes he’s above frog posting I see

>>150143599
I was looking into Hunter Brown's profile for volatility. July was his worst month, with a 5.54 ERA, though his strikeout rate remained strong at 10.7/9. Outside of July, he's been excellent with a 1.66 ERA. If the Yankees want to be successful against him, they'll need to lower their chase rate and look to hit poorly located pitches.

I'd consider batting Dominguez leadoff. His eye, on-base percentage, and speed make him a potential threat.

I also think Ben Rice or Cody Bellinger should play first base because Paul Goldschmidt struggles against right-handed pitching. He can be a bench bat today and potentially be brought in against left-handed relief pitchers.

The absence of Giancarlo Stanton will hurt the lineup, but Aaron Judge is throwing again, so this issue should only last a week or so.

>>150143777
He thinks he can jump higher than a frig? also checked

I hate frogposting but I admit I like some of the ump pepes and have posted one or two on occasion

>>150143597
The fans will turn on him as soon as a reliever blows a lead

>>150140679
I like the Angels hat

>>150143817
Iktf

>>150143629
shut the FUCK up!!!

>>150143817
Does this count?

>>150141786
Dunkies is awful and I never get it despite the fact that there is one on every corner in New England. French press made at home is my go to. I had one of the best lattes I’ve ever had this morning right near Petco Park.

>>150143685
Tex-Mex is a blanket way of saying inauthentic Mexican food or Mexican food originating at Northern Mexico/Southwestern US. More about ingredients and preparation than actual origin, IMO

>>150143562
How was your ban?

>>150143785
Friday’s Lineup!

>>150143629
>You can’t post a cartoon frog and expect people to take your opinion seriously
fact check: false

>>150135972
Fuwawa is bae

>>150144028
Hitler on the mound.

>>150143702
PFMA

>>150143991
most good food in america is fusion, like Spaghetti and Pizza. Mexican food is bland as shit and stuff like menudo

>>150144057
>Mexican food is bland as shit
Lol what? If you don't fuck with a pambazo or huarache or whatever that's fine, but the last word I would use to describe Mexican food is bland

How many Yankee fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just sit around and talk about how good the 27 old ones were.

>>150144040
Stanton sitting next to coach on the bench is brutal.

Hitler mentioned!

>>150144089
>pambazo

paco is seething we don't like his pajeet tier food

>>150143817
i know right

>>150144125
You've never heard of a pambazo until now and pulled an image from Wikipedia

>>150144089
Breakfast burritos are bretty gud

>>150142771
carne asada fries pale in comparison to poutine

coasties seething

>>150144186
correct, paco

>>150144089
>pambazo
Seems like a Mexican torta. Tortas are based.

Toids dying out.

>>150144185
the tv box (and gameday) was the worst thing to happen to the casual fan. the strikezone is not a 2d plane, it is a heptahedron, so many breaking balls that pass through this show up on the box as "out of the zone" when it clearly clips the box at the front of the zone. That breaking ball from the Orioles game the other day curved AROUND the heptahedron and appeared to be a "dead center" strike when in reality it just barely was a strike. it wasn't egregious as it seemed

>>150144236
majority of the mexican people identify as white...

If your food doesn't look like it was alive 30 minutes ago, then it's not fresh enough.

>>150144204
So how would you know if it's bland? You're turning your nose up at something you've never tried like a child. The Mexico City version isn't wet like the picture you chose, it's dipped in salsa and then fried on the grill to give the bun a nice flavor and texture

>>150135517
our jays are so powerful

>>150144260

>>150144260

>>150140437
the pitching matchup is horrendous for you guys. top of the cubbies order is gonna have a day. wait til tmrw am to start talking trash.

>>150144258
congrats on your pajeet tier food