Thread 150135115

>Chargers LT Rashawn Slater is out for the season with a torn patellar tendon injury
>Texans S C.J. Gardner-Johnson is out for the season with an ACL injury

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

My Steelers :)

Thursday
>Colts vs Ravens
>Bengals vs Eagles
>Raiders vs Seahawks
Friday
>Lions vs Falcons
>Browns vs Panthers
>Commanders vs Patriots
Saturday
>Giants vs Bills
>Texans vs Vikings
>Cowboys vs Rams
>Steelers vs Jaguars
>Titans vs Buccaneers
>Jets vs Packers
>Chiefs vs Cardinals
>Broncos vs 49ers
Sunday
>Dolphins vs Bears
>Saints vs Chargers

Battlefield 6 Beta is on and you guys are watching preseason goy ball?

>150135218
>he's seething

>i'm not constantly seething
>y-you are!!!

How does he do it?

I just like the Eagles t.bh desu

>our spade play of the game
Lmao

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>>150135260
MULTIPLE DEVICES!

Hmmm, conflicting reports now

I made this >>150135189 for him since he wasn't here. You're welcome.

>queefs aren't even on for 2 days
>nfln is spamming "ZOMG le patti cuckitini will play a few drives on saturday zomg!!!!!!!" on their ticker
Yawn

You devoted the majority of your life to arguing over 2 sweaty qbs on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum

>>150135274
Nah, I'm not the flu poster. I just like the Eagles.

Smelling salts bit on ftf today was all time stuff

The NFL shit has already started Again.

Any ideal city for the person who hates American football, hates the Kansas City Chiefs, and hates the entire NFL in general?

you'll all pay the price for rooting for injuries to mahomie

Berdbros, are we ready for another under 10 win season?!

>>150135306
>arguing
Arguing requires a valid point and a counter-point. There is only one truth here and it is that the mutt is a refbabby bitch who the NuFL is using to push the black qb meme.

>>150135136
Reminder that this retard who watches the threads so closely that he can post this at the start of every single one unironically thinks he's a victim and is bullied by /nfl/. Everyone laugh at this faggot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150135323
they're both little bitches. Manning is the only qb that ever existed

>>150135333
trips of truth

>>150135323
This

>>150135321
Whether >you like it or not >you're taking the weast

>>150135320
And I wish the chiefs would change their logo and nickname to ones that are not racist and are not offensive to indigenous and Native Americans.

AFCE:
Bills
Patriots
Jets
Dolphins

>>150135115 (OP)
>>Chargers LT Rashawn Slater is out for the season with a torn patellar tendon injury
92 million dollar albatross around the neck of the Chargers. So sick of this fucking franchise.

That's why you don't give niggers guaranteed money kids.

fluchad buckbroke mahomiefags

>>150135136
Now let's compare them after turning 29 :)

>AFC Championship appearances
Mahomes 1
Brady 8

>NFC Championship appearances
Mahomes 0
Brady 1

>Super Bowl appearances
Mahomes 1
Brady 7

>Super Bowl Victories
Mahomes 0
Brady 4

>Super Bowl MVPs
Mahomes 0
Brady 3

>League MVPs
Mahomes 0
Brady 3

>Seasons with 4k yards
Mahomes 0
Brady 6

>Pass TDs
Mahomes 35
Brady 308

>Pass yards
Mahomes 4,607
Brady 73,000

>5k yards or 50 TDs?
Mahomes 0
Brady 1

I could suck a mean log of shit out of Patrick Mahomes asshole

>>150135333
Scroll up and read the thread, it's the Chiefs haters who are having a meltdown.

>>150135367
this is just pure delay while the texfags scramble for a replacement

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>>150135367
The guy that said he tore it first has now changed his mind.

ah sweet another statmutt vs bradynigger vs nigglesfag episode

>>150135189
>>150135289
based

>>150135371
Oh really huh?

>>150135371
Kill yourself faggot

Reminder that it was this one, single webm that started it all. Almost 3 years ago.

>>150135354
LOL 92M is guaranteed!

Linemen don't recover from that injury. Chargers are fucked.

Definitely wouldn't mind seeing Lamar Jackson's cock and balls and also penis

>>150135393
Read the thread. Are you blind. They're having a meltdown over the Chiefs. I'm not even posting in the thread. I'm in the gamethreads.

I'm just here to have fun, discuss NFL football, and post Eagles mp4s

>>150135362
>Now let's compare 23 seasons to 7
No, we're not going to do that.

>>150135404
I wanted to rip that golden chain off of him.

>>150135404
this but Derrick Henry

statmutt quit making >my team look bad and self-deport pls

>>150135404
Same. I doubt it's one of the gorgeous cocks I dream about but I want to see because you never know

>>150135411
Kill yourself faggot. It's not complicated. Do it. Kill yourself. You posted your slop in the gamethreads too. Do it. Finish the job.

>>150135417
Now this guy I'm thinking has a gorgeous cock

Haha sorry about my previous posts about Lamar, bros. My wife got ahold of my phone and toggled the vpns haha

>posts mutthomes stats in both gamethreads after whining in last week's gamethread when we brought up Mahomo

>Nooooo I'm not seething

KWAB

lifelong fan of 7 years or something

>>150135424
Oh God yes. You just know Henry has the best cock. Another Raven like that is Justin Hamilton, a Notre Dame cock too

>>150135434
That was spill over from the webm spammer having a meltdown in the first gamethread. You didn't say anything to him spamming, why are you singling me out? You have a dog in this race.

>kkkrosby nerfed
>sherbet o line gaped
>big nood tape regression inevitable
Yeah I'm revising my prediction of my chiefies choking the division

>>150135451
Stop defending yourself. No one likes you. No one wants you here. Go away.

>waaaahhh he's spamming again!!!!
kwab. Mind. Broken.

>>150135453
Nobody messes with the Broncos

>Chiefs Derangement Syndrome
Alright they ruined this thread.
I'm going back to the gamethread.
Bye.

Daniel Jeremiah is BALDING

>>150135443
>most fraudulent 3-peat run in sports
AHEM

>>150135461
You ruin every thread. Why don't you never come back to any every again? That would be AWESOME.

>>150135454
I like him and want him here. He is responsible for most of my laughed at posts on NuFL. Unironically this place would be dull without that seething bitch sperging out on a threadly basis.

You devoted the majority of your life to dickriding a sweaty qb on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum

>>150135461
the chiefs are fine, it's you lil bro.

>>150135466
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>>150135458
>imagine being a grown adult male throwing a temper tantrum like this on a chinese cartoon imageboard
Your dad is ashamed of you and your mommy wished she swallowed.

And let's check in on how Richardson is do-

so whats next for old ARich, UFL?

it was rigged from the start

>>150135471
Yeah, looking back on it that was a lot of dumb decisions in a string of dumb decisions that has me in massive debt and one step from living in a homeless shelter

>>150135491
you still got the ones of her showing a baby bump that may or may not be a result of her fornicating with herbert?

>>150135487
Huge stinky

>>150135136
kek
lol

>>150135491
So glad >we hired AP to bust that fat niggers kneecaps. KC going 6-0 against the weast

>>150135487
Injured and knocked out of the game. Danny Dimes time

>>150135495
it's never too late to turn your life around, anon. I recommend you become an eternal cuckold by becoming a kiwi citizen. Not much better than being an armchair statistician, but still better

>>150135507
HERBED

>>150135546
She couldn't get pregnant from when I ass fucked her right? I'm pretty sure I didn't pull out until all my cum was deep up her butt but it was dark, we were at a bar, people were watching, and I was high giving people so pretty distracted

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>150135484
GET FUCKING ROOM FAGGOTS

>>150135602
now let's see how bitch brees reacted when this happened to him...

Tanner McKee is better than
>Tua
>Justin Fields
>Russell Wilson
>Drake Maye
>Cam Ward
>Anthony Richardson
>Trevor Lawrence
>Justin Herbert
>Geno Smith
>JJ McCarthy
>Caleb Williams
>Michael Penix
>Tyler Shough
>Bryce Young
>Kyler Murray
>Brock Purdy
>Sam Darnold
>Dak Prescott
Any objections?

>>150135604
was that before or after the bounty gate mickey mouse ring? if after 10/10 restorative justice

>>150135617
it was munnerlyn who got the brunt of the bitchfit, so it was after.

McKino dropping dimes

>>150135447
Isn’t it 6 years?

threadly reminder to show respect to
>2 time super bowl champion
kadarius toney

How does the Joe Alt injury affect Omarion Hampton?

>>150135626
scratch that, munnerlyn did the sack, it was (blanton?) that brees cried like a faggot and shoved like a bitch does.

>>150135626
in that case he didn't get sumo slammed hard enough
fuck nawlins nuke nawlins mandatory abortions for nawlins

>>150135465
>Can't stop thinking about Brady

MINDBROKEN

>>150135632
>toney
DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT FUCKING NAME! the mutthomie might be reading this thread!

>>150135610
What about ryback?

Riley Leonard needs to start for the Colts

>>150135610
Many

>>150135644
trip on janny don't do this to yourself again

>>150135657
Leonard Heads
It's our time to shine

>>150135115 (OP)
>Chargers LT Rashawn Slater is out for the season with a torn patellar tendon injury
Couldn't happen to a deserving team kek. Torn patella for a OL guy is a career changer too.

.

Trip on grimm

>>150135665
You could name them instead of being a big babby

they really snubbed him from the first ballot. fucking criminal

reminder that we still have the xhehawks and whatever faggot team they are playing tonight on after this

>>150135687
If you drew Adam Silver, you'd probably be charged with a hate crime

>>150135693
I watch Las Gaygas about as often as Temujin. Never.

Howie please sign Justin Simmons before the Texans do

>>150135681
>92M is guaranteed
>92M is guaranteed
>92M is guaranteed

>>150135679
It's a great day to be a Leonard head. Now we wait to see how the Milroe heads will fair

Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better football discussion

>>150135688
that's what I thought faggot don't (you) me

>>150135610
>He's from Los Angeles
>Rams need their QB of the future
>McVay is already on the phone with Howie trying not to get fleeced

>>150135115 (OP)
>Texans S C.J. Gardner-Johnson is out for the season with an ACL injury
goddamn it lol

>>150135734
Apparently he might not have torn it. The guy that reported a tear was a little quick on the draw.

Wow Brady really did mindbreaks the Chiefs Schizo.
How sad

>>150135725
I wouldn't give him up for anything less than a 1st. I'd probably rather have him as a backup than get another 1st honestly.

Seriously, how will the Chargers recover from this?

Athletes don't recover from torn patellar injuries and 92M is guaranteed so they can't just cut him.

He's going to handicap the Chargers for 4 seasons.

Oh dear..... Kicker may be a problem

>>150135734
what xenotype is this creature?

>>150135747
Yet you're the one seething about the Chiefs. They aren't even posting in this thread.

>>150135755
they'll just get some (((lawyer))) to find an out in his contract like the raiders are doing right now.

>>150135760
Los Infeliz

>>150135747
give it up janny stathomo is gone

>>150135747
What happened to Brady's face?

>>150135772
The guaranteed contracts shit is killing the league. They need to ban that shit before it ends up like the NBA.

>>150135789
giselle got his face fat in the divorce.

>>150135755
Welp at least we still have the Rams

>>150135799
Reminder that it was Kirko Chainz that really set that shit off.

>>150135789
he answered the call

don't say you weren't warned janny. this is now a snake thread

>>150135755
>Athletes don't recover from torn patellar injuries
Don't let the next Trent Williams believers read that

>>150135819
Kek

>>150135789
the jiu jitsu bvll told him to get botox so he had something to look at while gaping his throat

>>150135755
>already choking before the season even starts
lmao

>>150135789
>>150135800
Brady went through a midage crisis thinking about how many times his wife had to be PLAP'd per day to get pregnant at that age with that low fertility rate. The young bull must have been clapping those cheeks 3 times per day. Brady got surgery trying to look younger.

>>150135789
He bogged out like a troon

>>150135610
Note that he followed up to say he meant to put the Seahawks a tier lower.

>mutt got to pass his mom's eye alleles down to one of his kids
>fraudy was the true cuck all along
grim

>>150135856
I'd take McKee over Herbert.

>>150135581
>She couldn't get pregnant from when I ass fucked her right?

He doesn’t know that’s how black babies are made

richardson, more like bitch-ardson

>>150135846
>queefs cuckfag trying to project his bnwo bullshit on the rest of us
go back, faggot.

>>150135227
>playing video games released in past 5 years
Big yikes. You must be fucking retarded.

>Tanner McKee for Micah Parsons and a 3rd
Who says no?

>>150135115 (OP)
It was fun having a villain for a season but CJ and his dumbass mouth overpromise and under deliver

>>150135905
Ok retard, explain why any games in the last 5 years are bad

>>150135916
Damn, that'd be tempting.

>>150135610
>>150135856
This is disrespectful to Brock Purdy.

>>150135942
McKee is everything Purdy is but better, unironically.

>>150135900
Where's he supposed to go back to? Giselle's house?

>>150135227
>>150135939

battlefield hasnt been good since 2013

Now that the dust has settled.... this was a pretty elite draft

>>150135946
You realize that would put him head and shoulders above Jalen Hurts, right?

>>150135954
BF4 is the best FPS ever made.

>>150135850
For a 1 read qb they should have had the back blocking the right side

>>150135965
helps when (((howie))) has kiddie shit on every other GM and blackmails them into trading good players for dog shit.

>>150135969
Yes and it was released in 2013, it was the last good battlefield game

>>150135967
Jalen's running ability puts him above both. Tanner is mobile in the pocket but can't run.

I think the chiefs are gonna miss the playoffs this year. I don't see them beating anyone now that the refs are on the eagles side now.

>>150135954
I miss BF2

Classic spee talking up a 2nd string QB playing against backups

>>150135115 (OP)
>>Texans S C.J. Gardner-Johnson is out for the season with an ACL injury
Howie does it again

>>150135967
You're kidding, right?

>>150135993
this is him against starters

>>150135981
Brock Purdy is better than Hurts, just straight up. Tanner McKee being Purdy but better would mean that he's competing with Patrick Mahomes for best in the league status. It would be coaching malpractice to not have him start over Jalen Hurts if that were the case.

>>150135946
to be fair I haven't seen McKee use his legs like Purdy yet

>>150136005
>Tanner McKee being Purdy but better would mean that he's competing with Patrick Mahomes
that is just silly

>>150136005
>Brock Purdy is better than Hurts, just straight up.
I bet you think Herbert is a top 3 qb

>>150135993
The Bengals had some starters in, I think. Also he's playing with backups, too. He was dropping dimes to Anus Smith and an UDFA out of a school called Tarleton State.

>>150136013
That's why I don't think McKee is Purdy but better.

>>150135988
>implying refpigeons are new
let me guess, you fell for the (((controversial holding call))) narrative from LVII?

queefs will 9-8 miss the offs though. league is desperate for normies to watch any team other than them

>>150135333
Kek has spoken, fuck the Chiefsfag

>>150136005
>Brock Purdy is better than Hurts
lol, lmao

Im confident the chiefs will beat the chargers in Brazil. It will be reassuring to everyone of what we already know, they aren't going anywhere but the conference at minimum. And when the eagles miss the playoffs or lose in the WC I will be proven right that Mahomes is a better QB than brady ever was.

>>150135939
You’re a retard if you havent figured it out yet. I dont cast pearls before swine.

>can't watch Eagles game on peacock despite it being NBC
>can't watch on Directv because 'out of region'
I fucking hate the NFL so much bros

>>150135954
Loved BF1 and didn't get BF2042 because everyone said it sucked. I recently got it and it's a lot of fun.

>>150135969
No the best FPS ever is pic related

>>150136012
He really hasn't needed to lol, he's so one time with his throws it's usually out quick. If needed he can scramble laterally to buy time but is careful with the ball.
>>150136024
Purdy isn't a top 10 QB, barely top 15.

>>150136021
Their 1st team offense started but everyone else in the game was a bench warmer on both sides. Anon was right, this is a DTR sequel

>>150135333
This lel

>>150136038
time spitters is an underrated gem

>>150135693
There another game after this?
Yeah. Guess I'll drink tonight

ITT: babies who still play video games

>>150136037
>dumb bitch has the internet, but can't sail the seas

>>150136042
Nah, if you're a ball knower you can see what McKee does well. Lrn 2 evaluate.

>>150136042
>he doesn't know about Tanner McKino
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>>150136053
I only play total war now.

>>150135747
If you were Fraudy you wouldn't be able to look in there mirror either, he tried therapy but it didn't work so now he's trying the top comestic surgeons in Beverly Hills

>>150136037
Methstream it retard. Can't believe >my team was forced to throw you illiterate faggots an owl

>>150135965
None of those players have done shit outside of Jalen Carter. Stop sucking off Howie's mutilated tranny dick

>>150135333
Wooooo ho ho ho ha ha ha

>>150136053
What do you do for fun anon?

Im waging did the Bengals actually play their starters

>>150135354
Honestly thought this was gonna be their year. Should have remembered it's a cursed franchise

GAMETHREAD DOKO?

>>150136075
Nolan Smith had 4.5 sacks in the playoffs, Steen is a great backup who can start, McKee won them the division last year, Ojomo is great in rotation and is taking Milton Williams' place.
Ringo is meh and Brown heems himself too much.

>>150135965
Only one of those players was any good -- and he's a murderer.

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>>150136041
There are only five quarterbacks I'd rank ahead of Purdy. They are Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow and a healthy Matt Stafford. After them it's Purdy, Stroud and Jayden Daniels. Obviously I like Purdy but I could see arguments for the other 2. Then you've got Jordan Love, Jalen Hurts and Justin Herbert a tier below those guys.

>>150136092
their offense for like a quarter
I think their defensive starters are still in

>>150136053
I like playing pokemon with my son and my big booty brunette wife. Thought it was retarded tranime shit at first but it's decently fun casual turn based strat. Wholesome family time. When the chiefs aren't playing, of course

>>150136092
yeah, it's the same shit as last year.

>>150136075
Nolan Smith is a star, he turned it on the second half of last season. Racked up a bunch of sacks and made a big impact.
Tyler Steen is a starter this year and has looked good this offseason.
Syd Brown is likely a starter for now, and has had good moments.
Tanner McKee is ELITE.
Moro Ojomo is going to be a big part of the rotation this year, and already made an impact in his limited snaps last year.
That's all fantastic return for those picks. The only weak point is Ringo, if he can't reach his ceiling. He's still very young though, only 23.

>>150136105
>purdy is the #6 QB in the league
Like I said, you're just silly.

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late game gamethread

>>150136117
>millions of retarded zoomers got perms to look like mahomes because they thought it was a hair style
>it was just his mutt hair and now he cut it
OH NOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS NOT BUSSIN FRFR

Welcome back to football /nfl/. What will we expect this season? Will Joey Reddit fuck up Mahomes in the AFC Championship come January?

>>150136130
It's just the truth. You might not like it but you're going to see.

If Tanner McKee were Brock Purdy but +1 in every stat then he'd be on par with Patrick Mahomes.

>>150135973
Why wait for the inevitable midseason injury when you can just let him get injured now

>>150136138
that faggot samoan in lincoln went even further

>>150136144
You know what? Fuck it, Tanner McKee is the best QB in the league.

>>150136166
I can accept that you think that.

>>150136192
ahhh, so that's why they were showing only one angle of the replay and him lying on the field.

Brock Purdy is a slightly above average QB. Like 11-15 range.

>>150136174
But Purdy isn't a top 10 QB

>>150136205
That's okay. You're gonna learn.

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>>150136129
Nolan Smith had a nice playoff run and obviously could be in for a good season with more weight on his shoulders but again the others haven't proven shit so far. It's not close to an "elite" draft because you got a nice QB2 in the 6th round. Pic related is what an elite draft class looks like

schizos seething

>>150136200
>mexican qbs

>>150136192
Are legs supposed to go that way?

>>150136211
ok keep me posted. I actually think Nick Wright got his mountain 100% correct this week.
It's exactly my top 10, but I switch Goff and Mayfield yet I can see the reverse.

>>150135856
Eagles have had a way of making their backup QBs look like legitimate starters and it never ever works out for the team who signs or trades for them.

Why is every stream showing the ravens game? I can’t find one for the searaiders.

>>150136233
Mayfield and Goff are just lesser versions of Purdy. There's no logical way you can rank either of them higher than him.

>>150135354
Tore my patellar tendon. Recovery is long but his career not over lol. It'll just be hard for him to walk and use his arms but he'll be able to stand there just fine. Does he have to bend over and put his hand in the dirt before he stands? He won't be able to do that, so it'll look just look funny with him standing during the presnap part, but after that he'll blend in fine

>>150136233
lol I'm surprised he put Hurts that high he usually drops him for no reason

>>150136192
No way man ouch

>>150136238
NFL network is showing both, the 1st game hasn't ended yet.
>>150136246
Purdy, you have to calm down.
>>150136254
He's been fair with Hurts since the owl, but you just know if he even has an incompletion week one he's going to love dropping him lol

>>150136254
cazzies that watch 1 game every Sunday know more about football and the NFL than (((nick w"right")))

>>150136233
more like McKee Mountain

>>150136233
Is this guy right every time he does this QB mountain?

>>150136254
>drops him for no reason
It's his passing ability that gets him ranked lower.

>>150136265
If Nick doesn't add him he's missing out on some funny content. I'd have McKee above Herbert and below Stroud

>maxxx bodied by a fucking fullback
the nerf was too strong, temujin on suicide watch

>>150136226
Problem?

>>150135772
You mean accountant. With these player contracts, they do all the lawyer bickering before they settle on a contact both sides are happy with
But with accounting, you get creative with all that stuff the accountants do to wipe the money off the books

>>150136248
Big linemen don't fully recover from those injuries. Lose some of that quickness that's key for the tackle position. Might have to move to guard

>>150136248
>after that he'll blend in fine
The play will be over after that because he won't be able to block anyone.

>>150136308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52clsoKW8g

>>150136246
Purdy will be better than Goff and Mayfield he's there age but those ranking are for right now

Saw this homie wearing a jets Pennington shirt in Panama the other day
What the actual fuck

>>150136359
why is he wheeling around a little tykes plastic wagon?

Red pill me on the hate towards shadeur sanders

>>150136364
N

>>150136362
I think that might be his grocery shopping wagon anon

>>150136364
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>>150136353
Purdy is better than Goff and Mayfield right now.

Purdy being better than Goff is the reason the 49ers beat the Lions in the NFC Championship a couple years ago. Goff has a fatal flaw that Purdy lacks and that's that Goff needs a clean pocket to produce from. If he gets pressured or has to leave the pocket he's almost a liability as a passer. That's why the 49ers were able to take over the game in the second half. Meanwhile, Purdy is a great scrambler, a great runner and he frequently has to make plays while under pressure because the 49ers O-line just isn't good at pass protection.

Mayfield is a downgrade from both of these guys.

Whatever happened to the pocket pass spammer anyway

problem?

>>150136364
I don't have the webms on this phone but he poked some players eyes and he also pushed a ref. On top of that he's incredibly arrogant and his playstyle isn't conducive to success in the NFL

>>150136399
whats a pocket pass

Burrow and Chase looked really sharp. Eagles didn't really play any of their good guys, but considering how ass the Bengals are to start every season that's a good sign for them.

>>150136192
holy shit this game had some gnarly injuries

Why are "they" all like this?

I root for injuries

>>150136509
Coward

>>150136502
low iq + TOO MUCH test = no emotional control when ego is checked.

>>150136392
49ers got so lucky than run its ridiculous. They shouldn’t have gotten past the Packers after dipshit threw a sure pick six that was dropped. Dipshit under threw a ball directly at a defender that bounced off his helmet and into Aiyuk’s hands. Not to mention the drops and Gibbs running the wrong play and fumbling. Dipshit is worthless when doesn’t have every All Pro in the lineup. Dipshit is now running the show there and they won’t even make the Offs with a piss easy schedule. Only people who liked that contract are Jon Lynch and choke artist Shanahan.

sex with andy reid

You know I'm right. I'm giving Nick permission to steal my idea for a bit.
You're welcome FS1.

>>150136565
Swap Hurts and McKee and you're good.

>>150136518
>but I did have breakfast today

>>150136565
Too low

>>150136565
love it

Where is my wife Temujin and why isn't she in the gamethread?

>>150136565
Bro really knows about snow mountains with that nose if you know what I mean

>Retards thinking Chiefs will miss playoffs in Mahomes career
holy fucking shit they're so fucking retarded its unreal, they'll call the AFCW an umcompetitive dumpsterfire worse than the AFCE during Brady's tenure and in the same fucking sentence hype up the AFCW shitters going into the next season over the Chiefs

>>150136565
goddamn that dude is so fucking ugly

>>150136565
First Things First is the best football show ever.

>>150136502
They grew up in a communal society where everyone's angry and insecure. A lot of them cant read passed a 3rd grade level

>>150136576
>>150136579
I would legitimately take McKee over all the QBs below him. All the ones above him are legit franchise tier QBs imo so I have him lower than them.

Is he just a myth?

>>150136598
>A lot of them cant read passed a 3rd grade level
>passed
sounds a lot like you

>>150136607
He's honestly better than Hurts so there's that

>>150136587
Jim Harbaugh could take the division from the Chiefs but the Chargers are cursed so he's not gonna be able to do it.

>>150135396
And there it is...

>>150136608
>SR
no one cares that you found some dumb cunt that let you 1-pump chump into her. This shit has no place in sports.

>>150136617
>already lost 2 key starters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150136616
I'd still take Hurts over McKee. He's 1 dimensional but he's a great pocket passer, while Jalen is a solid pocket passer and a great runner.
I like to run the bawl and Hurts makes the defense honor every running play.

no more jeanty?
am i good to turn this one off?

Imagine losing your starting QB job to an italian. Ever. For any amount of time. For any reason. KWAB

>>150135396
Greatest video on all the Internet

>>150136638
jeanty was playing?

>>150135396
buncos are retarded for changing their uniforms

>

>>150136669
ethereal kangz legend

Presented without comment.

>>150136659
The Broncos have never had a good uniform if we're being honest.

>>150136582
Xhe doesn't watch games. Or go to games. Or buy merch. Or live in Vegas, or Oakland. Lifelong fan though

>>150136688
erm the throwbacks are pretty damn good

He is unlikely to make the team, and he's kinda shit, but still really cool for Desmond Ridder to get some action and throw a TD for his hometown Bengals. I actually think he has a lot more upside as a backup than Browning, but more of a project for the time being. Working with Burrow should help him immensely.

>>150136686
Buston Busty

Any shockers here?

>>150136686
but anons told me he was robbed of the hymen??? this must be AI generated

>>150136709
>bengals paying any more than $37 and a couple cracker barrel coupons for that defense
shame

>>150136686
RB transitions very well to the NFL. Other than blocking assignments and different schemes, it's the same shit. I expect him to be very good if he remains healthy. Short term I expect Skattebo to be better than. A Peyton Hillis type dude who will take a pounding and have a very good, very short career.

>>150136192
Reminds me of Sid doing a big boot from the second rope

>>150136709
Howie is getting away with it, isn't he?

>>150136709
>>150136746
yeah (((he))) sure is....in a league where 90% of the owners are also jews. (((he))) sure is...

>>150136754
really upset me that (((sandler))) put this pfizer-goy in his new movie...and then used him as the White guy who gets shamed by some rando spic.

>>150136746
Howie has never not gotten away with it.

>>150136746
a lot of rookie contracts about to be up
that defence is going to start getting expensive fast
Carter himself is going to bump them up 6 or 7 spots

>>150136746
IIRC there's a bunch of players either on 1 year contracts or with 1 year left. The bill is gotta be paid next season. Maybe he'll have trickery to get around it, but IMO this is the Eagles last year

Holy shit the eagles look bad

Who's ready for /ffl/?

>>150136817
there's a reason they let the players that walked walk

Ashton jeanty giving Trent Richardson vibes

>>150136823
they looked pretty good actually
only their CB2s looked abysmal
their backup QB is better than a lot of starters

>>150136502
I cant wait for tomorrow bros. Joint practices start and you know there's gonna be some good fights

Shots fired from the Seahawks after Ashton Jeanty finishes for -1 yards, while Seattle’s RB racks up 7 carries for 61 yards and a touchdown

>>150136581
I fucking hate that new font for the Eagles

>>150136839
Yeah, the Eagles are going to have to give up a lot of players next season. They'll look like the 49ers do now

Ashton Jeanty looked like he didn't wanna be out there. He probably grew up a Broncos fan

If I was an NFL player, I would honestly get mad enough to where I set the other team's head coach on fire

who is the other dressed, but not padded QB for the xhehawks besides darnold? looks familiar but i can't pinpoint it

>Bengals play starters
>Eagles play backups
>Burrow looks great all game
>Bengals lose
The season is already over for Cincy, Indianapolis, and Detroit

>>150136869
I'd rather they put a little Nile swoosh there then the little tiny Eagles

>>150136883
Joe "Montana" Flacco. He's back baby

>>150136823
You guys a bigger normies than reddit

>>150136882
Deer rifle from the stands

>>150136746
Howie do it

>>150136868
People forget that during early Jeanty days Holani was that dude

Ashton Jeanty is on pace for 325 total rushing yards this season

>>150136746
Yes. They've been using dummy void years for awhile. Jason Kelve had 4 or 5 added the year before he retired for example. He's been fully paid, but it didn't count against the cap. Their (((dynasty))) is much more than just refs

>>150136871
they let the defensive players walk last season so they can the ones they have next season
they've already been preparing

>>150136389
Still don't know who this Robbie Williams guy is.

>>150136923
there's been no refs at all what are you talking about?

>>150136817
>add 3 void years to a retiring players contract
>league doesnt investigate
>boom they can (((afford))) another wr1
when you're the script they let you do it

>>150136936
when you wear the same small hat as 99% of the league owners and executives, they sure do.

Who the fuck is Alshon Jeanty?

>>150136928
Sure anon, sure

PRO KICKERS
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>>150136947
>>150136952

the raiders look utterly horrific

0-17?

Why aren't you guys at the gamethread?
I feel lonely with out you guys

>>150136964
I'm in both

>>150136961
one can only hope

>yes, but if you would please look at these charts and graphs that I made instead of watching real time when the game is on the line, you will see that >muhhhhh queefs are not refbabbys
Yawn.

Seahawks put together an entertaining first half that included 222 yards, 2 interceptions, a productive run game, and rookies popping off

>>150135487
That’s 100% on the >black QB not adjusting protection or dumping it off quickly. The RB was open for a couple yards. Instead he stares down a covered receiver the whole time.

>tfw I bought tickets to see the Raiders with my brother
Feels good

>>150136964
>actually watching preseason
lmao top retard

>>150136961
*Checks rest day differential*
Worst in the leave with -19

Maybe. Saints are 2nd worst at -14

>>150136961
Pre season is meaningless in assessing how teams will actually perform in the regular season

>>150135487
classic Ravens knocking out the opposing QB tactic

>>150137018
THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT

>>150137018
This and jewjew getting blown up after his tiktok dance on the logo are some of the most satisfying moments ive ever seen in the NFL

>>150135725
We gettin will levis bruh

>>150137018
kek
fuck tyreek

>>150135828
Josh Simmons faked the injury.
He said he's playing at 100%.

>>150137045
Imagine if his knee busted and the mutt gets exposed again lmao

>>150136364
Where the Sanders clan really fucked up was trying to dictate terms to NFL teams through the media.

Deion's whole stint at Colorado has just been a matter of hype exceeding extremely low expectations. Colorado fans are just happy not to be complete and utter bottom feeders like they were before, and they'll afraid Deion will leave and make them irrelevant again so they're were never going to point out Deion's mediocrity, any more than his friends in the media were. As long as he stayed in his lane, Deion, and by extension, Shedur, were relatively safe from scorn regardless of how meh thy really were.

But then he recruited his friends in the media to start pre-emptively announcing where Shedur should be drafted and that was a slap in the face to all the NFL front offices. Because it was the same hysterical overvaluation for obvious personal reasons but now instead of just trying to get one over on the plebs they were trying to pressure actual pros who knew better. Not a single fucking team had Shedur down as a first round pick or anything close to it but the social justice squad was out there on ESPN laying the groundwork for "if you *don't* waste your first rounder on him we're calling it racism" implied threat. And the league, as a whole, told them where they could shove it.

Deion and his cronies overplayed their hands, found out they had no leverage whatsoever and ended up damaging the career of the guy they were trying to shill for. If Kendrick Perkins and SAS had just shut the fuck up and let things play out Shedur might have just been like a fourth round pick or something. But GMs were so insulted by this half-assed politicking they just stayed away entirely because if they guy isn't even that good, why put up with this shit at all? There's lots of mediocre prospects, might as well draft one whose daddy doesn't think he runs the league because he finished above .500 in college once

>>150137055
Wouldn't be the end of the world since he's a rookie unlike the Chargers who are stuck paying 92M for their one-legged LT.

Mahomes doesn't need an elite O-line, he just needs a stable one.

>>150135850
who missed their block on this play?

>>150137083
Richardson

>>150137055
Simmons is so dominate he won the LT position in training camp within the first week. At least 4 players and 2 coaches have compared him to Trent Williams. You guys fucked around and gave Mahomes a franchise LT for the next 10 years. That draft will be studied by historians when Mahomes retires with 9 rings.

>>150137023
pls no bully

>>150135849
kek

if anyone thinks preseason matters this is the career preseason stats for a qb who never managed to make an nfl start - 111/150 (74%), 1222 YDS, 11 TD, 1 INT

>>150137099
>Simmons is so dominate
thanks for the input, esl

>>150136974
True point, though I believe those specific cope graphs were referencing the refpigeons

>>150137112
I'm never going to fix that it's practically the same word.

>>150137045
>Muh faked an injury to get drafted by a better team

Do you actually believe that? Why would anyone give up potentially tens of millions? Doesn't make any sense

>>150136688
Broncos are always getting new uniforms theyre the Oregon of the nfl thats the bix nood connection

>>150137112
>*Thanks for the input, ESL.*
Fixed that for you, Miguel.

>>150136686
Lol I called this so long ago. Dude got KWABed by Penn state his only competition of the year. Imagine being impressed by running through mountain west arm tackles

>>150137117
how do you expect anyone will take your posts seriously when you can't even take your own posts seriously?

>>150135850
TE should've chipped to make up for the blindside double team but it probably wasn't part of the play and may not have mattered. Just a bad scheme tbqdesu

>>150137126
I am the king of /nfl/ and am above grammar

>>150137119
Chiefs cut a deal with him and said we're going to guarantee you get picked in the 1st round but you're going to have to fake an injury. There's no proof the dude ever had surgery or was actually injured. Doctors expected him not to be able to play until Halloween yet he's playing every snap in training camp and ragdolling veterans. Wake up and realize you guys got FLEECED by VEACH.

>>150137126
We don't sign our names here.

>>150137131
Is Jeanty the one who averaged 3+ yards per carry but when you remove one single outlier he drops to just above 2?

>>150137144
Yea his stats are exceedingly fraudulent

>>150135850
Hes so bad lmao

>>150137083
no one, the >black qb thought his size would save him and he could just athlete his way out of it...well, turns out, there are more athletic players in the NFL.

Serious question, if Rashawn Slater's leg never recovers how fucked are the Chargers for the next 3 years considering he has 92M guaranteed?

>raiders trying to tush push
Fucking cringe. Tired of this trend

>>150137140
So he faked an injury to get a 15 million dollar contract instead of a +40 million contract?

>>150137171
Justin Herbert gets his bussy blown out

>>150137172
You literally cant do it unless youre the eagles. You need the eagles line, you need hurts who knows where to go and how to push, you need the rb who understands where exactly he goes to assist the push. It's based that its not banned. Figure out how to stop it or let them score on the gl and stop wasting time

>>150137171
some jew lawyer will find, or create, a clause in his contract and they will get out of it or settle in some shithole 9th circuit court room for X amount of dollars. This won't ruin an NFL franchise that is already struggling to sell tickets and jerseys. The NFL would never allow that to happen to one of their franchises.

>>150137181
>Figure out how to stop it
It's literally against the rules for the defense to line up in a way that would stop it

>>150137186
chris jones. kwab

>>150137184
Is this cope or are you being serious. If something like that was possible they would have gotten out of the Deshaun Watson, Kirk Cousins, or Russel Wilson contracts.

>>150137192
He deserved it desu

>>150137186
Bucs manage to get stops against Philly.

>>150136952
>>150136957
>muh yardage count in a game rigged by clutch moments
forgot your vpn you dirty shitalian

>>150137208
It's possible to stop, but the optimal way for defenses to stop it is banned. Either the defenses should be allowed to line up the same or the offense shouldn't be allowed to do it

.

>>150137202
good goy. keep buying the jerseys and video games. oh, don't forget to restart your fantasy teams.

>>150137208
>>150137213
>>150137186
They need to ban that rugby tushpush bullshit. It doesn't belong in the NFL which should be about skill and not about which olinemen took the most steroids. We have powerlifting sports for that. Once it gets banned we'll look back on the Eagles wins and put an asterisk on them.

>>150137204
TDS out of nowhere....kwab indeed.

>>150137215
The aura alone in this picture speaks VOLUMES

>>150137215
Toney won that game for the Eagles. Chiefs did addition by subtraction by getting rid of that low IQ ******.

>>150137224
Maybe flag football is more for you.

>>150137215
>>150137228
>Eagles
Lions*

>>150137228
>Literally CANNOT stop thinking about the Eagles

>>150137228
>>150137233
Nice Freudian slip, rents due

>>150137237
>>150137228

>>150137225
Yall just as soft as the blue haired liberals. Funny seeing all the MAGtards seethe over a south Park episode.

why is the NFLN ticker shilling mutthomes and sanders playing in some pre-season game so hard?

I actually might watch the Browns game instead of my Commies. I need to see Shadeur play

>>150137245
>it's real in my head, so it's real in life
No one even knows what you are talking about, faggot.

>>150137237
>>150137242
>>150137243
>he deleted it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150137228
>>150137233

LMAOing at you

>HE FUCKING DELETED IT
TOP KEK

>>150137263
BABE WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE GAMETHREAD
>post has a (You)
Why have you been hiding...

>>150137263
i see one of my webms in this screenshot

>>150137233
>>150137228
>Queefnigs really are this pathetic
kwab

How embarrassing

>>150137267
I took a nap and just woke up. Also it's preseason, who cares?

>>150137263
>the only other Raider fan on /sp/ is a tranny that can't be bothered to watch preseason games
It's so fucking over

>>150137277
Baby, please don't lie to me.
Jeanty looking like a bust. Raiders season might already be over

>>150137280
that's not true
you also have the Jenny poster

>>150137284
>one game

>>150137293
>benched before the 1st quarter is over
It's not a GREAT sign

>>150137293
more like one series

>>150137233
>>150137228
Mindbroken

Both the Leonard heads and the Milroe heads absolutely FEASTING rn

>>150137286
Two notorious shitposers and me, the man with no character..

>>150137306
sure as shit beats being a tripfag and avatarfag

>>150137280
>>150137306
Since my wife Temujin is ignoring me, what are your thoughts on the game?

>>150137303
It's Leaonard Heads and Milroe Show

>>150137181
The league average success rate is 84% nigger shut your dumb ass up defending that retarded rugby scrum "play"
Even when you do stop it theres a massive homo pile up and it's all but impossible to spot the ball in real time and plebbitors weep about muh gimme 2 more inches reffiesama

>>150137314
My thoughts? I'm 3 Moscow Mules in and they look horrendous on offense and defense. Jeanty, that motherfucker went down with the first tackle. Defense is letting them march down the field

>>150137215
>this was dan gamble's owl

>>150137328
I've already committed to calling myself both a Leonard head and a Milroe head. There's no going back

>>150137339
You'll be third in the division... next year

>>150137301
>>150137263
>>150137262
>>150137242
>150137243
>150137237
FUCK THE EAGLES

>>150137351
If you're about to spam porn, at least make it some weird fetish stuff

He’s lost it

>>150137351
well at least it's not tranny porn this time

Just got done nutting on my wife's fat jugs and missed the statmutt melty. Did anyone cap?

>>150137362
>>150137263

>>150137348
It's never too late. I went from Stroud Crowd to Stroud Boys. I kinda miss Stroud Crowd desu

>>150137351
Would sniff
Ahhhh

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HURTS AND NACUA?!

>>150137351

Why did this get deleted? Got I hate nu /NFL/

At least we can still post that on F1 and soccer threads.

>>150137394
>>>/ffg/

>>150137397
It was a fat black ass butthole lol STINKY

>>150137401
Didn't see it

>>150137406
I know. I checked the archive.
And there's nothing wrong with that

>>150137397
It was his POV from his cuck chair

>>150137415
You can't have assholes that stinky on the 'log

>so mindbroken from losing 2 games that he gives himself a vacation
Good riddance, shoulda kept kaGODius GOATy's name out of his bandwagon mouth

>throwing deep in 4th and 1
Black qb moment

Where /ffg/

>>150137425
I wonder if he knows how to ban evade. He seems genuinely autistic and very young so probably not

>>150137438
>>150137410
Here
>>150137466
>>150137466
>>150137466

>i'm gay
what did xhe mean by this?

Yeah Rams winning the division

>>150137479
He’ll do anything to get a flag

>>150137505
annnyyyything?
https://youtu.be/ey0D53Dxl3M?feature=shared&t=36

>>150137440
I hope he doesn't. Fuck coomers, I mobile post around my wife and kids, if she'd seen that I would've been in the dog house right before >my chiefies play on Saturday

Tanner McKee would’ve won 5 rings if he was on the chiefs.

>>150137514
You forgot to say my wife and her kids

>>150137532
my left nut would win 5 owls with the reffie help the mutthomo queefs get

Taylor Swift is low-key dysgenic

>>150137487
>YOU REALLY LET THAT DUMB NIGGER SPIC FOOMBLE IN THE RED ZONE YOU FAT FUCK?
One of the best moments of that game, second only to "they wanted the ball'

>>150137534
He was too distracted from hunger. His wife's son broke the microwave so he's been unable to make his grilled cheese all night.

At the start of that game, I thought the Seahawks would win the division. Now, I think they'll come dead last

>>150137534
bazinga

>>150137549
You dont make a grilled cheese in a microwave retard

Hawks could very well take the division from the rams depending on how Darnold plays

I would hate to be a Chargers fan

>>150137491
>>150137550
>>150137559
The Rams are fucked if Stafford's back issues remain a problem into the season. That said, the Seahawks aren't going to win the division even if Stafford misses the season.

>>150137560
:^)

>>150137564
Thankfully, I'm a Bears fan

>>150137564
There are no Chargers fans. The LA fans hate them for being San Diego's team for so long and then the Rams won the Super Bowl in LA.

San Diego fans hate them for leaving the city. Nobody else cares. They have no history, no rings, no all time greats. Their best players top out as also-rans.

>>150137573
I had the Rams taking the division easily until I heard about Stafford being injured. Without him, I think it's the Hawks to lose.

>>150137549
>tranny and marsupialnigger calling other people cucks
>they eat microwaved grilled cheese
chiefs winning an owl in >your stadium broke your mind pretty hard didn't it ma'am

>>150137586
You forgot your picture, 2poo. Go back to /mlb/

>>150137587
Even if Stafford can play, his back is only going to be more of a problem as the season goes on. He'll probably be unable to play if they do make the playoffs.

>>150137491
Lol not after that performance

Cam Miller High Life

>>150137596
Yeah, Stafford's age is finally becoming a serious problem. BTW, what the hell are the Cardinals up to? I know the Niners are frauds, but is there any chance of the Cards taking the NFCW?

>>150137605
Nice

recycle
>>150135401
>>150135401
>>150135401

Henlo when Cardinals Super Bowl?

>>150137609
Black Ops 7 is coming out and it takes place after BO2. So no. Murray will be too invested in COD

>>150137579
>cooking grilled cheese in a microwave
>not marrying your high school sweetheart and plapjaking to replacement level while she cooks you bbq every sunday in the fall and winter
your generation is just ngmi

>>150137609
They got Walter Nolan who was a highly touted by many and Will Johnson in the 2nd round who many had mocked in the top 15 but dropped because of an injury. Marvin Harrison Jr might be better than last year. Idk they can make a run for the division. I think anyone can win that division at this point

>>150136192
Oh fuck. The broadcast didn’t show any replay but that explains why it’s so bad

>>150136364
He’s a .500 QB throwing to a once in a generation athlete who got sucked off by the media for 2 years because of his daddy. He sucked against any real completion and eats sacks like a fat kid eats candy. Also shit like this
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nzYPVSQt4Ko
They got destroyed by Nebraska, he got a garbage time TD, and then went to the locker room early to pout.

>>150136518
It’s actually too much estrogen. Blacks have more estrogen. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

>>150136617
Not without Slater

>>150137083
Richardson. The RB is the hot route and is open. He stared down either the slot that was clearly covered or stared down and waited for the deep ball, which was also covered. The tackle works from inside out unless the QB calls a protection shift.

>>150137144
Are you talking the Penn state game specifically? Or his careeer? He averaged 7.0 YPC last year

>>150137171
Remember the Steelers game week 2 last year. It’ll be that over and over.

>>150140309
>>150137064
Thank you frens, I understand the shenanigans with this rookie now.

box score watchers calling jeanty a bust