Geelong vs Essendon; 19:40AEST, Kardinia Park

I don't want to watch fucking footy tonight

reckon after ITER, this ought to get the green light
>Proposed spacecraft could carry up to 2,400 people on a one-way trip to the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri | Live Science
https://www.livescience.com/space/space-exploration/proposed-spacecraft-could-carry-up-to-2-400-people-on-a-one-way-trip-to-the-nearest-star-system-alpha-centauri

>>150135980 (OP)
Crisp

>>150135980 (OP)
limp

>>150135980 (OP)
>>150136018
crispr†

>>150135992
Too bad

oi piesperg are we carrying on in this thread?

>>150136009
Sounds like a punishment

spudshed @ innaloo, CHAMPS
>>150136055
idk, I'd happily sign up for it ngl

>>150136009
I'd rather wait for the later ship once technology advances more and look out the window as my newer, faster ship blows past the original one 10 months into the journey

>>150136029
chips

>>150136087
hmmm...think this should be filed under it's not the destination, it's the journey folder champ
>>150136118
risc

Greetings

I like mocking disabled people

>>150135980 (OP)
Whats kardinia park like now. Thinking of going to see a game and then go hit the pubs. Is the ground close to the cbd?

I'm begging to understand.

>>150136179
bbbBBBAASED

>>150136171
It’s right next to the vline station and a 20 min walk to the city centre

So hard to find shoes when you have big feet

for you

on public transport now
but usually i drive
i want to piss both spackys off

>>150136310
>on public transport now
Crisp

>kornes calling out mcgae for their team being shit ever since he had a crack at fred after losing to them
kek based

vol-kane-o goes BANG!

powah

https://youtu.be/D7ncNCH8AUs?si=dnZWxx6LQAf5ADij

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/aflw-season-will-continue-to-run-from-august-to-november-and-collide-with-afl-finals/news-story/d26546e9ac54f8f7c0cfcd0ca837eead

>>150136374
>season over
>3 games to go
>dropping the kids instead of playing them
What did Ken mean by this?

I have fond memories of watching the aflw on nice summer days when there was no other sport on

errrr back from a few days away for wk and saw the score from last night. was collingwood on the drugs that killed river phoenix or something? ginni's grin must've been able to be seen from space.

>>150136604
I've literally never watched a single aflw game

Might chuck a tenner on the cats

Laura Kane is mentally retarded

Still plenty more opportunities for Collingwood to be winners this weekend and end the round with a positive win record

>>150136202
You know what they say about big feet haha iykwim post your fucking cock mate

>tfw cursed with being tall with huge feet but very small hands and penis

>dees belt iggs
>coach gets sacked
>Crows going to belt the iggs
>.....
I'd be worried if I was Matthew Nick's

>>150136763
That's a lotta ifs

>>150136763
>>150136801
They be praying for our downfall fr

are you ripper legends excited for the footy tonight or nah?

>>150136801
True but a lot of them are bound to happen.
It's likely given their form pies lose their next two. Lions will at least win 1 of those. Geelong will at least win 1 of those. Hawks will likely at least beat Melbourne and could close the % gap.
Gold Coast will definitely win at least 2.

Hinges on what happens with Freo, GWS and Bulldogs.

I’m excited to see if they feed jezza cazza

>>150136800
anything less than a 140 point margin and nicks is getting fired out of a cannon into the indian ocean

>>150136800
Matthew Nick's what?

>>150136763
one can dream

>>150136640
To win what? Your money back?

Who is biggest shitposter in the legacy AFL media? As much I don't want to admit it, it has to be Kane Cornes.

>>150136919
Sam Newman

>>150136919
*causes seethe*

>>150136763
And if you had a brain, you wouldn’t be a fucking loser tradie mate

How do we fix the AFL?

I hope Lions thump the Sydney Trannies tomorrow

>>150137006
Need more teams

>>150136919
it's an interesting discussion
*crashes at 96 stop*

was doing poo and got some brown on my fingers.

>>150137017
Crazy how thr cowards disabled comments for the pride game on social media

>>150137017
>the swans and afl has been slammed
this is the first time anyone here has heard of this, almost as if this retarded shitter account is drumming up outrage to bait clicks and idiots like you are falling for it by reposting their crap here

>>150137056
You sound like a gigantic faggot.

>>150137056
The noticer is based, you big poofta

>>150137062
you are a gigantic faggot

>>150137076
no-one on shitter is based

>>150137051
i'd be fuming if i were zerrett club social media girl using MY picture for gay propaganda

>>150137080
Shalom

>>150137080
>you are a gigantic faggot
Why because I posted something showing gigantic faggots that makes other gigantic faggots mad? Fucking crybaby piece of shit.

It's funny piesperg is at """work""" until 5:30 but can post nonstop here. One wonders what his day job is?

>>150137017
remember how weimar tier retards forced drag queen story time on innocent children?

yous carnts are farked

>>150137098
They always want to read to children. Never the sick, the elderly, the homeless or the mentally challenged. Just kids.

>>150137098
>>150137107
I FUCKING LOVE THE BRISBANE LIONS

It's 5th dimensional warfare they want to corrupt the youth and have them castrate themselves or sterilise them with drugs from a young age to prevent them from becoming fighting age adults and lose the ability to procreate so they can't make future fighting age adults.

>>150137017
drag is a hideous caricature pisstake of women. always has been.
crazy how it's somehow become the flagship of wokism.

>>150136830
HELL FUCK NO

>>150136830
With completely trash match ups like tonight's I'm only ever interested to see an upset, which you can tell whether it will happen by the end of the first quarter. I do not see an upset here and don't really want to see Geelong notch up another 100 point belting in a training run.

>>150137107
>>150137124
>>150137125
cool it with the antipedophilic remarks

>>150137183
Hey! It's "minor-attracted persons", you bigot!

the pies played a good brand of footy when they were up and going fast, maybe they should play a bit more of that.

>>150137188
alri micksperg

noticer.news and zerohedge are the only news outlets you should be reading

>>150137238
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

you now remember sanity music stores

noticer is a jewish psyop

>>150137238
this but pol news network or w/e

on my way

I get all my news from /afl/, is that a trusted source?

>>150136735
pic of penis on feet pls :3

I'm a stupid fucking prick

>>150137273
Shalom

i'm on my way

>>150137287
from misery to happiness today iykwim haha
>>150137290
>ynr when FB factchecking experts were revealed as being third world retard who knew shit all about what they were factchecking

> third world retard who knew shit all
Australian tradies?

>>150137324

>>150137341
imagine her elite pegging game

I was born in 1962, and my life was driven by a work ethic thanks to supportive and demanding parents. As a kid, we Boomers mowed lawns in the neighborhood for money and looked forward to snow storms in the off season. A snow shovel and a driveway meant cash. When I was 16, I was climbing trees with a chainsaw with a 21" bar - limbing and topping. When I went to college, I had some financial help from my parents, but I worked two jobs. At least 60 hours per week over summers in the restaurant industry, and then another 30 hours when back on campus. I graduated, got a job, a roommate, and a piece of shit car. We sat in lawn chairs and had dinner on an ironing board, and when we had visitors to our shit-box there was a pile of sweaters near the door, because we didn't waste money on luxuries like heat. We were frugal and eventually became successful. We didn't take vacations, and we actually made our own coffee in the morning.

>>150137341
ideal breeding stock

Refreshing to see Pies fans on social media blaming Darcy Moore and others directly for the poor performance this morning rather than blaming it on a supposed flu tearing through the club or some other invisible non-verifiable reason.

>>150137372
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150137341
What do I need to do/achieve for a wife like this with a bodycount of less than 10?

>>150137399
micksperg can answer that question for you

Essendon travelling to Geelong still feels weird.

>>150137372
>because we didn't waste money on luxuries like heat
made me kek

>>150137399
post on /afl/

>>150137017
Why are swans the de facto fag club?

>>150137399
time machine
go back to when you were in year nine and find her when she's still in year 7 or 8

>>150137384
yeah bet you eat horse paste even though the horse paste recommended was made for humans

vietbro i've got something for you
https://camapro.vn/

>>150137402
no but steven impregnate iykwim haha

>>150137399
come to mosque brother

>>150137270
I remember a slim, stacked, brown bob haircut, lip ring 20 something wearing a striped undershirt showing cleavage and a denim jacket with overpowering perfume trading lore with me about Ministry of Sound when I was like 14.

>western united kicked out of the a-league
lol. lmao even

>>150137439
I don't follow the A-League at all. What was that due to? Were they Fitzroy Lions tier bad or just broke?

>>150137412
in school the gayfl kids get bullied unmercifully more than the actual gay kids this does irreversible damage to the prepubescent mind causing a sort of misfit minded fan base more susceptible to the gay agenda

>>150137341
>>150137345
>>150137380
>>150137399
>>150137402
>>150137408
>>150137413
>>150137428

>>150137434
Did you fuck her

>>150137439
Wait fr lmao? Funny because literally no one wanted them to begin with

>>150137457
literally this

How many tonight?

>I haven’t shared this before but I remember not too many years ago, going to the bank and getting my last $50 out — and I gave it to a homeless guy because it looked like he needed it more than me
Is there a bigger absolute wanker in football than Craig McRae?

>>150137453
they were set up as a ploy to get a big real estate development in tarneit approved. the developers pinky promised to build a stadium and soccer academy in the new development to get admitted to the a-league but once the it got green lit from the govt they built one training field that the team spent a while playing matches out of with no sign that the promised stadium would happen

ffa the stupid cunts drank down every bit of bullshit while south melbourne continue to flounder in the vpl

>>150137424
meant for
>>150137464

>>150137490
Probably not. Chris Scott?

>>150137490
Craig McRae has had a steady and continuous career in Australian football, both as a player and coach, and there’s no public record of him being completely “out of a job” in the AFL system.
Career Timeline Highlights
- Player: Played for the Brisbane Bears and Brisbane Lions from 1995 to 2004, winning three premierships (2001–2003).
- Coach:
- 2007–2009: Assistant coach at Richmond
- 2010: Development coach at Brisbane Lions
- 2011–2016: Head of development at Collingwood
- 2016–2021: Returned to Richmond, coaching their VFL side and assisting with AFL duties
- 2022–Present: Senior coach of Collingwood, winning the 2023 premiership

Is he just making shit up?

>Hating a good bloke
Incels. The lot of youse.

>you can't be broke if you have a job

>>150137515
>Is he just making shit up?
Duh. You really needed additional research to conclude that story is utter bullshit?

>But to answer your question, ‘Is it tiring (to have such love for others)?’ — no, I find it easy to love people. I do; I’ve got a want and a desire to share my love.
Come on, lads. He's entirely full of shit.

Have you considered not wasting money on bets?

>>150137542
No, I love bookmakers. I love everyone.

>>150137515
>you can’t be poor if you’ve got a job
Get off mummy’s tit and come join the rest of us in the real world you sheltered fuckhead

>>150137542
Shalom.

>>150137529
I dunno i just assumed he may have had a period of life where he fell on hard times post his playing career or something I was unaware of but yeah he's had a high paying job since 1995.

Man I wish I could be so deluded and lie like that to people but actually believe the fumes from huffing your own farts are fantastic.

>>150137501
Interesting. Canberra would've been a better team but I haven't gave a shit about aleague since 2014

Shalom.

>>150137563
>sheltered
Nah I'm just not a retarded gambling addict like old mate "fly"

post in english only please

>>150137603
no but steven parlez vous francais iykwim haha

Shalom/Salam is actually a nice greeting, way better than "hello" (whatever the fuck that means)

AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!

Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!

Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!

Most of all I love Jai Newcombe, thank you showing us how fragile consciousness can be my good friend.

>>150137608
I appreciate the Irish gaelic greeting "Dia duit" transliterated "God be with you"

prefer gaylick iykwim haha

I think good day is nice. It's a shame that it's so archaic. SHAN'T say g'day like a bogan fuckwit

>>150137626
Which is also the original form of "goodbye"

Shalom aleichem (/ʃəˌlɒm əˈleJxəm, ˌʃoʊləm-/; Hebrew: שָׁלוֹם עֲלֵיכֶם šālōm ʿalēḵem [ʃaˈloːm ʕaleːˈxem], lit.'peace be upon you')[1][2] is a greeting in the Hebrew language. When someone is greeted with these words, the appropriate response is aleichem shalom (עֲלֵיכֶם שָׁלוֹם, lit.'unto you peace')

>>150137372
everyone would be happy to swap modern conveniences for a racially homogenous society and median house prices 2-3x salaries

>being surrounded by boring whitoids
gross

I’m just so sad all the time

>>150137480
8. I called 6 corectly last week.

>>150137649
Oh wow that's pretty big news

>>150137600
You’re gambling with your life right now mate, I won’t think twice and putting your jaw into orbit

Me I'm lover not a hater.

I’ll kill myself

I'll fuck my arse

Think I give a fuck cunt? Get fucked faggot

pfft
pffhhahaHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH
oops sorry just remembered how many people tipped pies for the flag

How come Australia has 0 based political commentators

>>150136511
not a poort man but why is he even playing rozee didn't he break his hand or some shit

>>150137709
it's an interesting discussion

>>150137709
Thomas Sewell and Blair Cottrell

>>150137709
Because there are 0 "based" political commentators you cancerous /pol/blowie fuck, go back

The A-leagie is one of the worst run sports in the country who make bad decision after bad decision. Constantly chasing a short term profit at the expense of the long term viability of the sport in Australia. The A-league severing with football Australia was one of the most retarded things to happen to soccer in this country.

Now its in such a dire position you have average mid level players leaving for the Thai and Vietnamese leagues because while being significantly lower completions and qualify, they actually make more money.

>>150137480
>>150137654
only reason to watch this shithouse game tonight
desu this whole round looks bad now that the pies ruined thursday
hoping bane syd might be good

Crisp

>>150137703
Pre-season i tipped sharton for the flag
I also said hawks would drop and finish around 10th and crows would just sneak into the 8

>>150137651
You could be surrounded by infinite browns back home but you just refuse to stay there for some reason.

>>150137746
I made money in July

The only good moment the A-League has produced in its history is when the Jewish owner of the FFA Frank Lowy and the owner of Westfield's fell off the stage https://youtu.be/HoMnDDh4KTo?si=2Kb9C2tePbPfw4mL

couldn't fathom being a soccer customer. teams bought and sold like cheap whores by arabs and random vc scams, players in and out, brought in from foreign lands then loaned out and shit at such a rate that that you never feel like a player represents a club only their bank account and the rootless globalist "soccer" entity. the constant fucking prima donna social media fued shit the performative outrage the nationalism larping for failed shitholes desperately bringing in global refuse and tactics that boil down to play for frees or languish as a nobody nothing player for your entire career. fucken beautiful game my left testicle.

>>150137703
>>150137754
Only nailed a couple of calls, mainly Crows hip and Carlton tanking >>147501330

>>150137769
You know what else happened on a Westfield stage? The best moment in Australian history

>>150137771
Assuming you follow the afl this is hilarious given your teams can just be relocated at the whim of the AFL like the lions and swans, in Europe this can't happen

>>150137771
I went to a few Adelaide United vs Melbourne victory games in the 2000s and it was always fun and full of atmosphere until the fags in charge killed it by cracking down on flares, keeping fans well separated etc.
There used to be brawls and mini riots but can't have any fun can we

>>150137787
Wimbledon bros.......

>in nearly 200 years of aussie rules history, only one team has been relocated
>YOUR TEAM COULD BE RELOCATED ANY MOMENT NOW THAT'S WHY WOGBALL IS ACTUALLY GOOD
do the saudis also pay you to shill this shit sport here?

>>150137787
Rangerxirs...

>>150136009
Ignoring the distance, is there even a habitable planet in that system?

>>150137799
I just named two lmao

>>150136763
Triple M lurking the thread last night

>in Europe this can't happen
but what can happen is having the pinnacle of your sport sold off to random shitholes that don't even follow your sport so a bunch of foreign cunts can make fat stacks off the sweat of your "european" team. this doesn't happen in the afl.

Most of the hate surrounding football is the Arab oil money (rightly so) and obsessive autistic south Americans
It's otherwise alright if you choose to hate the Arab-funded clubs (which basically everyone does anyway) and filter every sudaca flag

>>150137808
fitzroy was merged you dumb faggot, it wasn't relocated

>>150137787
If the afl actually wanted to relocate anyone ever again they would moved north/saints years ago

Promotion and relegation and private ownership of stadiums is the only way sports league should be run

>>150137817
Why stop at hating the arab funded clubs when you can hate the arab funded leagues and governing bodies that cover most of them?

>>150137819
Settle pettle

The premiership should be won by the club who finishes top of the ladder. Finals are a fucking meme . Being the best over the course of a season is more important than being good on one particular day.

>>150137819
Fitzroy was never merged it was a glorified brand/IP deal as the 2010 court case showed hence Fitzroy still existing and competing in the VAFA.

go adelaide btw

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>150137835
This really

>>150137835
finals are only a meme if your sport is such utter dogshit that to make a final get a result you need to come up with an entirely unrelated minigame to play at the end to determine the winner

>>150137835
I might agree if not for the h&a season being bullshit where some teams can face 3 bad teams 6 times and farm wins from that

>>150137840
fitzroy wasn't allowed into the VAFA until a few years after the merger and officially brisbane is still called the brisbane bears-fitzroy football club

Damn really bored today maybe i'll just go back to sleep.

Business idea: Fewer teams, every team plays each other twice (home and away)

>>150137804
One potentially habitable however you'd be able to live on that ship indefinitely.

>>150137835
SO fucking true

what if, right, what if to determine who's the winner. get this. what if we just had a game of marker's up instead?

>>150137835
>We finished on top of the ladder
>Never mind we played five more teams that are currently bottom of the ladder compared to the teams below us
You're a stupid faggot. Home and away season is to prove you deserve to be in finals. Winning finals against the best teams across a series of games proves you deserve to hold the cup. Fucking retard.

>>150137855
Not sure this will make tomorrow any more interesting. Got any plans mate?

>>150137835
I mean true but I like the finals

>>150137868
That's why proper sporting leagues make sure everyone playes each other twice.

>>150137871
Yeah i'm gunna watch dosn pull off the upset of the season.

if you can't perform on the day you don't deserve the 'hip. simple as. no one gives a fuck about piesperg and his may premiers coping.

>>150137868
this
sydney proves that being top of the ladder doesn't mean you were the best team last year, considering they got raped in the GF. same with badelaide this year, they will get raped by brisbane if they even make it to the GF.

>>150137862
I'd like to invest.

>>150137877
This is true if the league consists of an even amount of teams why is it not the case? Surely this is unfair especially if say 9th place gets a harder draw than 8th... I wonder if they do this on purpose

>>150137853
adelaide crom moment

real sports don't have teams play games every two days

>>150137900
They do it to cull dead rubber games no one cares about

will literally any of these be good
i'm hoping bl syd will be the rest look shit
maybe melb turn up and beat the dogs or something

>>150137904
When crows beat pies they will only be 1 win fewer against the top 8 than they were in 2017 when they made the grand final

>>150137911
How's that working out?

>>150137922
okay and what happened in that GF kek

>>150137919
oops

>>150137937

just a reminder for the worthless crom dickhead

>>150137863
>potentially habitable
Imagine the disappointment.

>promotion and relegation is SO HECKIN BASTE ANYONE CAN WIN IT
>god I fucking love my club becoming a vehicle for deadpool's insane cunt wife to sell bathtub gin
>look at all the diversity raj and abdullah the oil sheiks have brought to are community

>>150137937
Came up against Dusty the most effective big game player of the modern era. No dusty now though

I'm a based neoconservative i welcome the surveillance state to do facial recognition because wearing a mask is gay and liberal amirite goys? Jews are ruling the world but at least McDonald's is using beef tallow to fry their fries epic culture war win!

>>150137961
never stop coping fuckhead

RC we need you. Please come back.

Thread sucks today.

>>150137964
Shalom

>>150137992
Whinging faggot

I carry /afl/.

They need to make a sport for neets to watch and gamble on during the day.

>>150138003
same

>>150138027
isn't it like 2am in the u.s. currently?

Three word analysis on last night's match?

I have a pathetic cock and will never sexually satisfy a woman

>>150138040
not in the places that matter

>>150138047
hawks: still pretenders lol
pies: old and tired

Can't wait to watch Essendon again tonight. Should be a terrific game.

So anyway my pies turned into the worst team in the league again and I'm going to kill myself. What's up with you anon?

>>150138073
don't give a shit fuckhead
piss off

Can you guys post your best meme's so I can replenish my meme folder that I lost.

>>150138076
uh oh, back to a concentration camp for you.

I think I need a smoke.

imagine being an american in an aussie-centric threads and getting upset when people don't bow down to you
pathetic lmao

how bad tonight?

>>150138100
fuck up spastic, be nice to him

>>150138102
over a hundred i'm afraid
feel bad for dosn chads, i hate the filthy dzhilong cap cheats

>>150138102
someone has to help jezza get to 100 goals before the finals.

https://youtu.be/ueNY30Cs8Lk?si=SDokFF424FPLdGsl

>>150138110
>>150138114
JUST

>>150138115
this drove the EU bananas. it was very funny seeing those bureaucrats losing their shit over two 12yo russian girls

>>150137746
shant be doing this the last time i opened one of these it terrified me how much i burnt in a month

>>150137787
five teams are effectively owned by the afl.

>>150138143
every club bar the wa teams is owned by the afl

>collingwood
>nick daicos
>darcy moore

Bombers worth a cheeky $5?

whittakers is so fucking expensive
tastes so good though

>>150138156
to kick a goal before half time? i guess

>>150138156
'member when doing this with Saints vs Dees would've printed millions? Could be a cheeky, but Dosn can't swim to the surface with their ammunition

>>150138156
it would be rude not to

What's the best 24h Aussie goyslop establishment

cats better put their feet on the gas tonight and win by 200
anything less than 150 would be a disgrace

Big bowl of rice bubbles for dinner

>>150138047
hawks: who's will day?
pies: old and slow

>>150138184
Sorry lad they don't have it in them

>>150138184
They will score 11 goals in the first quarter, stop trying, and cruise to a 40 point win in what will be a slopfest for the ages

do the bombers normally play at geelongs cheat ground?
must mean they arent a big club anymore

It is my country. I was born here. I do not need to be welcomed here!!

>>150138195
this

burn australia to the fuckin ground

>>150138197
Yep I dont want to hear another bummers fan claim they are a "big club" ever again. A big club would be playing at the MCG not fucking dzilong

>>150138195
this and it'll be grim as fuck and not worth watching

>>150138197
The only club that doesn’t play there now is Cuntwood

only interstate teams should have to play at the cheat ground

>>150138202
mick fanning looks rough these days

I've never been to geelong what's it like?

would be very happy for MY iggs to never have to visit kardinia park again

>>150138205
based mother nature

2bh i feel like Victoria is its own country

Reckon it's worth it?

>>150138213
It’s a rural country town

>>150138220
This but Queensland

>>150138223
Yeah but is it a nice quaint charming place you'd stop at the bakery to get a coffee and pie or is it a methy shithole?

>>150138231
wet weather footy

>>150138233
It's a city of about 300,000. You can't be a nice charming place with that many people, so the only option is meth shithole.

>>150138231
blacker than midnight in a coffin

>>150138231
Look at the size of that rump. And that's with a good metabolism

newcastle > geelong

>>150138231
>He's staring at the thunderthigh girls
Sasuga.

>>150138240
based rex hunt

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>150138047
Hawthorn: The real deal
Collingwood: Too old, slow

>>150138245
True

>>150138100
I had no idea that one was here as I have filtered USA flags

>>150138231
White wom*n will do anything for attention and to appear as "good"

>>150138257
this but india

>>150138257
i would as well but i like sebbo, think he's a funny bloke and like seeing his posts

>>150138261
Them too actually, and several others

>Only hype for the rest of the season is whether Jeremy Cameron will kick 100
>People pencilling him in for 8+ tonight
> . . .
>He's only going to get 3
>100 hype over
You just know he's going to have a down night.

Reminder that kicking 100 in finals doesn't count.

>>150138270
Yep 100%

>>150138270
Have you seen Essendon’s backline? And Geelong showed last week that they will actually go out of his way to get it to him. I’m tipping 8

I reckon I could've kicked 100 in a season if I got fit and applied myself

>>150138270
i would normally believe this but dosns best key defender tonight is laverde

I hope that Chris takes a page out of Clarko's book and puts 3 players on jezza at any point in time like Clarko did to Fev to deny him reaching 100 goals when buddy got his ton.

mogged

I've started drinking and I'm feeling very facetious tonight

I'm on that "wplace" website and the only footy related thing I can find over melbourne is a tranny flag with the carlton logo imposed on top of it
care to explain?

>>150138314
jealous, i'd be half cut if I didn't have to go doctor tomorrow morning

Will Geelong even beat them by 100?

KILL THE DONS
SPILL THEIR BLOOD
CUT THEIR THROATS

>>150138231
imagine the snapchat leaks. pixelated contrast of skin and guttural moans as stretched out and defiled

why do blacks love fat chicks so much

why do chicks love blacks so much

>>150138344
blood serum testosterone levels, low IQ and the ease of bagging a fatty

>>150138344
Their legs look like chicken drumsticks.

>>150138348
Black Africans tend to have a longer penis, allowing them to reach past the protective fat and still give porkie a good rogering.

FIENDING for my weeping arsehole to get GAPED

Sometimes I feel a bit stupor watching jeopardy so I switch to tipping point to make myself feel smarter

>>150138335
Based bloodthirsty crowd member

>>150138362
Been looking into getting a dildo with the same girth as me to see what it'd be like, but they're all in the 9-10+ inch range. Don't want to get mogged by some silicone and can't imagine what mumza would think if she found a 12 inch dildo hidden away.

penises over a certain size actually hurt females
they only enjoy as some sort of sadism fetish

>>150138375
Cope

>>150138374
>can't imagine what mumza would think if she found a 12 inch dildo hidden away.

shed think you stole hers LMAO

How do you do
You like me and I like you
Come and take me by the hand
Cause I wanna be your friend

>>150138366
The Chase -> Mastermind -> Hard Quiz.
That's your daily quiz needs sorted.

Avoid Letters and Numbers (Countdown) on SBS.

>>150138382
KEK HE WALKED INTO THAT ONE HAHASHAHAH

Found mumza's vibrator a good few years ago. Gave my arsehole a good flogging before putting it back. Must have realised and hidden it in a different spot because I never found it again.

I don't think I would enjoy having my asshole fucked.

How the fuck is that mushroom slag top story in the news again

STOP BEING GAY

>>150138410
docudrama must be out soon

>>150138412
nothing inherently gay about anal mate

>>150138375
>>150138377
For the most part it's true, but women push through the pain to prove that they're woman enough to take a huge cock. Eventually they link the pain to pleasure and they can't get off on regular penises anymore.

It's a kind of pleasure you wouldn't understand.

https://youtu.be/pFAQd4Ss7fQ

>>150137943
>WA times

>>150138416
What cunt?

up the might eagles

>>150138425
nothing inherently gay about anal

deal or no deal is more my speed.
I hope it gets a full box set DVD release

Speaking of reaming arseholes, my dosn are about to get fucked.

I want to get pegged

>>150138430
UP THE COASTERS!!!!!!

>>150138453
kill yourself nrlsperg

>UK Police Arrest Gardener in His Own Garden For Carrying Trowel
brickies on the ropes

>>150138466
dicklet cope

>>150138453
Were they trying to guess 8 inches? All the later ones saw the correct answer so just copied that.
Not sure what to make of the 14 inch girl though.

>>150138484
no they had to show what their optimum penis size is then guess how many inches that is

>>150138484
>>150138491
don't indulge nrlsperg posting ugly coconuts outside of his dead general

>>150138468
wtf is wrong with the UK? every day i hear more and more insanely retarded shit coming out of that place.

We should make a new country they’d only white people

Damn could go for some chinese tonight.

>>150138491
Well they're probably all lesbians so the dildo sizes can get pretty wild.

>>150138507
just kick all darkies out of the anglosphere

Thinking cock for din dins.

le kick to jezza xd

>>150138523
lions are to brits what the pyramids are to african americans

>>150138533
I had chicken too. Made a onions sauce, ginger and chilli sauce with some rice and carrots. Stir fried it all up and it was better than any takeaway I've had in yonks

>>150138535
Don't care. 3 Lions is a banger of a song.

I wonder if Straffo is employed under one of those disability job programs where he cleans trains or something

>>150138535
completely retarded take

>>150138547
Looks more like a tradie to me.

>>150138447
why's that mate?

>>150136763
A few thread ago anon posted his top 8 with Collingwood missing MMM faggots lurking

>>150138162
All chocolate is expensive now. Should only be buying it on special because the regular prices are unjustifiable.

>>150137017
Based noticer subscriber

>>150138578
feels really fucking good

>>150138582
i did buy it on special but it was still insane
colesworth prices are even more fucked though, this was at iga

>>150138595
>this was at iga
Isn't IGA even more expensive?

>>150137273
>the one media outlet regularly addressing the JQ is a Jewish psy op
Shalom

>>150137089
it's also a weird pic that makes him look like a seething manlet (which he is)

>>150138592
speaking from experience?

>>150137341
Disgusting alcohol drinker

>Jack Martin kicks 4 in 5 minutes
>Plays the Macarena after each goal
>Coach hates it
> . . .
>Dropped
Kek.

>>150138598
my local one isn't but some are overpriced yeah

>>150138609
somewhat, yes

how would you fix the iggs?

>>150138624
Give Tim Kelly another 2 years.

>>150138626
based matthew clarke

why does imdb rate tv series way higher than films?

lil ginni is such a sweetheart :)

>>150138633
Films have to nail the start, middle and ending all within ~2 hours.

TV series can set up a premise and build up some hype without never needing to ever really finish it. People are hooked on what might be when they rate it 9-10.

>>150138231

>Good evening AusBlondieexx you have receieved 2 new Snapchat friend requests
>Friend request from TimmydaCracka, accept?
[N]
>Friend request from SudoKingBBC, accept?
[Y]
>Snapchat received from SudoKingBBC, open?
[Y]
>'Drool emoji, shockface' reply sent

pregame wank looms

mad men might be the best tv series ever made

>>150138453
>Ask woman to show 8 inches
>She thinks it's almost a foot and a half
Serious question: why are they so hopeless with measuring by eye?

why do you guys fantasise black guys fucking so much

>>150138508
I put out chicken thigh so have to make something with that but don't really feel like anything I can make with the ingredients I have.

>>150138658
to be fair you could get tradies who literally do this for a living every day and the results would be the same

>inches
>foot
foy

>>150138648
Excellent post

>>150138595
IGA's regular price for Whittaker's blocks is $9.35. Coles is $8.50. Both are completely unreasonable.

>>150138505
police state covertly (not so covertly now) controlled by the Muslim Brotherhood

>>150138658
women are very bad with spatial measurements
i was talking to one once and she mentioned i was probably not that far off 200 cm when i'm about 188 which genuinely shocked me

>>150138698
she was trying to be nice you fucking manlet kek

>>150138698
They're genuinely hopeless with it. I don't even know why sub 6' men care. Surely they can just say they're 6' and women will believe them?

>>150138547
he was a cold sales call centre mong at one point

Star Trek VI is overrated

>>150138658
should give you hope she's clueless and only ever seen 5.5 inch average peens

>>150138716
Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.

>>150138709
i couldnt imagine being this fat
must feel disgusting

>>150138721
Can't blame women for having no idea.
Men measure themselves bone pressed. Women only ever see the penis after the pubic fat.
>Guy measures himself bone pressed for 5.5 inches
>Only 4 inches show after his pubic fat
>Tells women he's 6 inches

>Meet a guy who is 170cm
>Tells women he's 6 foot

They're being gaslighted from the day they started dating.

>>150138709
Woah woah woah wait a minute
https://youtu.be/jb3UobSZl34

>>150138731
There's a reason he's towering over everyone. Imagine starving your body when it's trying to grow to maximum height.

>>150138731
big lad just pounded maccas and sat around watching kinos

>>150138735
show tits

>*passes driving test at 27
>hey mate how about a quick photo for our socials?
>sure no worries it will be mint

>>150138746
See >>150138743.

hang on i thought you measured from the anus

>>150138672
not true at all

>>150138755
Technically that is where the penis starts.

"Jarryd" is a really horrible name, not sure what bogans were thinking in the 80s

>>150138760
TIDF arrived

>>150138751
He's autistic mate he doesn't understand

>>150138764
They wanted a unique versions of Jared.

>>150138703
how is that being nice? 188cm is a much better height

>>150138770

>>150138760
https://www.tiktok.com/@buildingindustrytraining/video/7502203587846507783
literally first video i searched kek

>>150138672
yeah but they'd draw out the 14 inches intentionally

>>150138766
tradies are men. men have far better spatial reasoning and it's not even close.

>>150138768
Same thing. Semitic names are just bad

>>150138703
>>150138774
>Not far off 200
Too tall to fit into regular life, too small to start with a 2. Really the worst height.

>>150138612
another cscott late change master stroke

>>150138778
omg this. so much this

>>150138775
>chinktok
ok mate

wait channel 7 can pick and choose which games they want to show?

what's with that one sperg in here who always white knights for roasties?

any gryan in?

what's with that one sperg in here who always white knights for tradies?

>>150138790
it's true you utter spastic. ever seen a woman try to parallel park?

>>150138812
Just some faggot lefty.

>>150138823
haha so true go off king!

bounce in 10

>>150138826
>muh american politics wars!
get off the internet some time you obsessed loser fuck

>>150138831
not for two days mate

>ywn be a meh but just good enough player to stay on a few lists for 1-200 games

>>150138826
the direction brained spastic faggot cunt idiot

>AAMI ad
>Using the footage of when Port kicked it the wrong way to start the Showdown
kekekek

>>150138851
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>recognising women are shit at spatial reasoning compared to men is sebbo politics somehow
you're braindead mate

>brickies
holy kek lmao

you brought up americanist politics you utter plum, shut up or fuck off back to /pol/

>Screenshot From 2025-08-08 17-25-25.png

>>150138868
KEK GOTEEEM

kek this noodle necked mincer is tilted

>heh look at that filename

The absolute madman!

cameron cam on 7+ boys

just read that jeremy howe is a tradie (electrician)

>>150138889
He got shocked last night.

I've been told it is a perfect night for football

https://www.gq.com/gallery/10-great-timberland-boot-moments-in-hip-hop-history

>men defending women on the internet
ick

>eseendon thursday/friday night

[INITIATING NPC.EXE]
[LOAD SUBROUTINE WOMENBAD.BAT]
[SAY ever seen a woman try to parallel park?]

>>150138896
Wow man that's cunting hilarious! Mind If I post that one on my facebook?

Get the women uneducated, pregnant and disciplined

Lots of women in the thread today.

Lads, Mason just posted

>>150138924
based

>>150138917
Yes, but please give credit when you do.
'Anon (>>150138896)' will suffice.

jez 0 goals watch

>>150138919
>>>/gif/29258535

>>150138919
this but unironically

>>150138928
>After Degrassi High concluded in 1991, Hope struggled with alcoholism and diabetes, and often lacked money.[3] He kept sporadic contact with his family until 2005. He was found dead in a rooming house on November 25, 2007, with his family and the public unaware of his death until nearly five years later, in early 2012; Hope was 35 at the time of his death.
>In early November 2007, Neil Hope walked into Cheapies Records & Tapes for the last time. The former star of Degrassi Jr. High was a frequent visitor to the Hamilton music store. Sometimes, he’d have his PlayStation 2 in hand, selling it for cash only to buy it back a few weeks later. Hope had diabetes and suffered blackouts. He told his friend behind the counter, Scott Bell, that on several of these occasions he’d wake up to find his money gone. On this last visit, he had an eye patch and wasn’t making much sense, Bell says. “That was the last time I saw him.”
Sad story for the bloke who played Wheels.

>>150138887
what a retarded "innovative" feature
just let us switch between everyone
like in esport that isn't a sport

what a shit game

Tequila!

>>150138951
>child actor
he would have been at the mercy of tribe executives, poor guy.

cameron cam looking good so far

>Stengle

>>150138969
>Camera only on Cameron
>Misses all the goals (Neale)
Kino.

lmfao

shannon neale for 100

>>150138969
feel like this is invading players' privacy a little too much

>>150138975
yeah looks like it'll just be him and laverde running around

buisnes idea: aflw speculum cam

whom is winning

>>150138997
>buisnee

>>150139001
Brilliant camerawork, really. Plebs won't appreciate this.

>buisnee

>>150139004
Coomers are fried.

>>150139008
i think it'd be kind of fun to be the cameraman for this, just following one guy for a change
like a training exercise

are you blokes watchin the fucking footy

>>150139028
Nah mate

>>150139028
No, I'm watching Jeremy Cameron.

>>150139028
no but archie may iykwim haha

Why is this the Friday night game?

Cameron with the tackle and free kick
>In the defensive 50
. . .

>>150139035
crisp

Do you guys like oisïn mullin?

>>150139038
because essendon is a big 4 colossus team

Games already over well done dillo.

>>150139038
Essendon need to play early in the week so the dates work out for their Suns game on Wednesday round 24.

>>150139009
For me, it's BusyB
https://youtu.be/a1a1PXrYiLg

>>150139049
never tried it

The based team thing for Cameron to do would be pass off all his goal opportunities

essendon is an anagram for sneed son

Now the bombers have a black too, hope my team doesn't get one

I thought Tippingwoody retired?

>>150139050
then why is it being played in geelong???

>>150139062
but in this

>those people that bring giant fucking drums to games
genuinely why is that allowed

>turn on footy
>first thing I see is a 50m because a player took a step
>turn it off
This is the extent of my afl viewing nowadays

>>150139067
Stop asking questions

>>150139073
cheer squad mongs

>>150139082
>>150139082
>>150139082
>>150139082
new

>>150139070
Bang!

Tyson steggles

>>150139028
no why should i?

>>150138839
>>150138847
Seething lefty faggot.