Thread 150138476

why does he look like that

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>>150138502
Sold his soul to the devil
Artificially inflated career
Ends up a cuck whose wife leaves him to get knocked up by a Brazilian yoga instructor
Karma

How can you look so chad and so beta at the same time?

>>150138651
Like the perfect mix of the two of us

>>150138537
>Trump said he had received a call from Brady, and that Brady told him: "Donald, I support you, you're my friend, and I voted for you."
>After Brady's wife was asked on Instagram whether she and Brady backed Trump, she answered "NO!"
>After a Trump campaign "Make America Great Again" cap was photographed in Brady's locker, Brady said his wife told him to not discuss politics anymore, which he thought was a "good decision."
>Brady did not join the Patriots in visiting Trump at the White House in 2017 after their Super Bowl victory, citing "personal family matters".
cuck with a capital C

>>150138476 (OP)
he's more machine than man now

>>150139124
Every girl Brady has kids with leaves him. That is not normal.

With politics, normal people are neutral, it's only the nutjobs and the sheep that get stuck as mindless followers of a Party. You listen to Brady's podcasts he seems normal when it comes to politics

With religion, Brady doesn't have a religion, he's basically a new age guy that has this vague concept of spirituality he's come up with. he talks about it on his podcasts. But he's even explored being a Jew. you can go read up about how Brady started putting up Jewish menorahs in his house.

>>150139124
is there a single married man that doesn't end up as his wife's slave?

>>150139124
And his wife is not even American

>>150138651
Oh you big flirt

>>150138530
Every single one of them looks worse

>>150138476 (OP)
He answered the call.

>>150138651
In the brilliance of chad, there is a shadow of beta. In the shadow of beta, there is a spark of chad.

>>150139649
Is that how your Dad, Uncles, Grandparents turned out? Been total opposite in my family, I didn't even know families like yours existed

>>150139400
Unfortunately for Brady and the media goons we live in the era where individual talent stardom has been basically erased from the game. There is no equivalent for a franchise QB in soccer

>>150138476 (OP)
He should have married a fat white girl from nebraska or iowa. Now he would have like 6 kids and no divorce

>>150141498
he looks normal here

>>150138476 (OP)
He answered the Bogdanovs' call

>>150139124
Am I being Mandela’d because I fucking swear the birds won the bowl in 17.

>>150138476 (OP)
Who is this man?

>>150150136
pissi non-midgetini you mexican

>>150150136
in a way, he is the equivalent of pissi "riggi penaltini" cuckitini here.

>>150150129
superbowls are counted for the season and don't happen in the year of said season
so the eagles won the 2017 season, but the superbowl was in february 2018
patriots won 2016 and beat atlanta in february 2017

>>150150330
Who is his Penaldo?

Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3

>>150138476 (OP)
Adderall dependency, Ronaldo level vanity, General California Celtic genetic mutations

>>150156508
The difference is Brady is more a closeted homosexual, Mahomes is more a faggy husband.

>>150138476 (OP)
Plastic surgery

>>150156612
>plastic himbo cuckold
>fat dad
erm...
3 > 2 btw

>>150155521
Trash Cucken

>>150138476 (OP)

thats just the classic cuck look. He really thought there was something he could do to keep a woman loyal kek.

White people are part human part AI that's why they look so uncanny and are so autistic.

>>150139366
sounds like a shell of a person. Like he's only football, and without that he's nothing

>>150138537
>Sold his soul to the devil
how the fuck can I do it too? i would do it in a heartbeat for riches, fame and women.
satan if you are reading this, contact me, you should know where to find me since you're a fallen angel and stuff

>>150155521
probably peyton manning.

>>150158503
He traded his wife and children for mickey mouse rings. It isn't really worth it