Thread 150139082

geelong v essendon (scottbowl)

Stengle is cooked.

the virgin drum vs the chadVuvuzela

>>150139099
For me, it's a whistle and using it to confuse players.

Crazy how JB commentates like everything is normal. Pretending that his son isn't the biggest cuck in the world and everyone isn't laughing behind his back.

Missus is talking on the phone and walking around the house while dinners cooking, she’s gonna fuck up the meal I just know it

>>150139106
making dinner at 8pm?

HEAVE HO UNNA

You don’t send a ute to do a hilux job

don't care about your fat bushpig of a "missus", champ. this is an incel general.

>>150139105
Probably because his son is actually a chad who fucks many women. That pornstar is just the one he's decided to marry, he probably just looks at her as a high class prostitute that he gets to fuck for free. Nothing embarrassing about that. Much better than spending your Friday nights posting on an anime image board at least.

Lads, how open are girls to fucking in a car? Want to have sex with a girl tomorrow but my housemate is having a party and she still lives with her parents so car is best option

>>150139133
you sound short.

>>150139133
>my Golf GTI: very open
>in a cuck tradie ute: no chance

>>150139129
massive cope

>>150139133
just do it, if you don't think it's a big deal she won't either. porked a few girls in cars

>>150139133
No idea mate. I don't talk to girls.

Seen like 3 Kia tasmans today, they ugly af

>>150139148
/r/ThatHappened

>>150139137
5ft11

Don’t reckon chicks with onlyfans can be counted as high class honestly

>>150139145
She's an entrepreneur who makes millions per year. After a few years she'll have secured the financial future for herself and her family and can retire.
She's a great catch.

wonder if annie knight is watching

>>150139161
no but stephannie may lmao

no idea what this brayshaw's son shit is about and simply don't care

is harry mckay playing tonight?

>>150139133
hotels/motels exit mate

no one even mentioned brayshaw so you must have a fair idea of what its all about

>>150139169
There's an Onlyfan girl that keeps getting promoted on here. She's known for having sex with 500 guys in a few hours and ending up in hospital.
Brayshaw's son is dating/marrying/married to her.

>>150139160
she's laundering bikie money and crypto by the time she's used up she'll divorce JB's son, take half his nothing and go "find herself"

only gotten gobbies in the car never a root.
prefer gobbies anyway.

>>150139176
See >>150139105.

Nothing wrong with marrying a pornstar or even a prostitute. I love my Asian wife.

please desist from posting about whores
thank you

>Coom to a girl on the screen, it's perfectly fine
>It's ICK to coom to her in person.

KICK IT JEZ YOU NIGGER

pretending to be obtuse doesn't make you look smart kek

The brunette in the crowd (right of screen, front row) behind Cameron was CUTE

He kicked it.

OMG JEZZA KICKED A GOAL ONLY 24 TO GO LETS GO JEZZA YES JEZZA OMG

are you ripping lads excited for the big grand final rematch tomorrow

surely the only reason to watch this game is to gamble on it?

>>150139200
This but unironically

>>150139205
Yeah mate, got 3 multis on

>>150139200
*23

>jez kicks 100 in finals
>one team seethes for entirety that the crowd storming the field ruined their "momentum"

Hiya reddit dae le AFL?? xD

>>150139228
Based and Gehrig-pilled

Would the corporates storm the field in a grand final?

>>150139224
how many legs and what is the return?
did you put one with Jeremy Cameron to kick 5

"jez" is a dumb rural bogan who would be a farmer or tradie if he weren't earning millions kicking a ball

https://streamable.com/tbxvmg
>Chol_bets_on_Dons.webm

Lads, Mitch just posted

lads, mitch just posted

I would be such a fucking slut if I were a girl, would probably even fuck blacks

>>150139234
>who would be a farmer or tradie if he weren't earning millions kicking a ball
He is a farmer. Literally why he moved to Geelong.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnJs9fQvpuw

FUCKING HELL THAT WAS DIRTY

Wtf was that kek

jesus

>>150139239
Nothing is stopping you from fucking blacks now?

>>150139240
>throw a couple cows on your acre
>call yourself a farmer
>live off government subsidy
fuck i hate 'farmers' biggest welfare queens in australia

Think that black guy just made a swastika pose.

>>150139250
No, but Steven May

Lads, Jeremy just posted

lads, Jezza just posted

theres a black guy out there

Dylan “kill all blacks, even my teammates” Shiel

that could been a crippling for sure

shiel KEK

>>150139250
I'm heterosexual

Anti tradie/gym sperg hates farmers too?

trip??? fucks sake why dont umps pay trips anymore

lmao are you losers actually watching this match?

>>150139268
umps hate tripfags too

>Literally drops the ball
>Mark
???? What happened to "secure"

bombies gfs

>>150139269
Are you not?

>>150139265
Blacks are also available in the woman variety

>>150139275
pushed her tits out and played with her hair

>>150139278
do afls thinks this hard?

>>150139278
>the history of the Dons - visualized

>>150139285
You'd be in ICU for weeks if this happened to you pooftah

Holy fuck, why is Whaetley calling Cameron “Jez”?

>>150139278
Kwab

>>150139292
Main characters get nicknames.

>>150139278
peak athleticism here

>>150139278
Does this qualify as a scorpion? this was nasty.
Also the Essendon player who pushed the Geelong guy is an idiot who is a danger to everyone else on the field

>>150139292
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am not watching the football

>>150139292
I don't know but I will be writing a strongly worded email to the ABC voicing my disapproval and demand immediate rectification.

>>150139278
>Hit the hip
Would've been absolute cartwheel kino if the Essendon guy was 10cm higher.

that viet made of glass kwab

>>150139278
any chance of a suspension under that new rule about pushing players into the contest?

>Tom Atkins
>8 possessions
>27 metres gained
Ick.

I’ve bought barefoot shoes I can’t wait to buy toe socks and toe spacers

>>150139334
more than likely. Lyon basically called for a suspension mid call immediately

dont fuck with me

Hey boys, notice anything different about me?

>>150139347
You've had your hair done.

>>150139347
You got your lips done!!

>>150139347
You got your cock pierced

>>150139347
>t.

lil bro is soijakking in 2025 im dead

>>150138951
the sad story is actually for the rest of us who lived beyond 2012

>>150139347
you're using punctuation and capital letters

>>150139133
Depends how much they like you. I fucking hate car sex though. There's nowhere near enough room and it's just awkward. I got a leg cramp last time.

>>150139346
Wanna come over for a cup of tea?

>>150139377
meant anus cramp

Geelong need to win each quarter by an average of 3 goals in order to cover the line tonight

>>150139383
They’ll win the last quarter by 10 (goals)

>He's just like an 85 bottle of grange
Cringe Lewis.

>>150139347
You're ovulating.

>>150139390
Not true.

garn bed

>>150139383
don't particularly care about the line me
rather see them give a few goals and keep feeding cameron haha
i guess seeding and percentage might matter though ?

>>150139391
Kek

>>150139379
oWo

STOP POSTING SIDEWAYS PICS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Fucking fuming lads

kek Lyon is seething, does he hate Shiel or something?

>>150139396
Wanna bet dickhead?

>>150139414
I know, just fucking rotate the pics, takes 5 seconds.

lil bro is soijakking in 2025 im dead

Why do the non screenshotted pics rotate makes no sense

>>150139412
>hasnt heard of vertical planting

You guys growing any veggies?

get lost you peanut

>>150139419
Yes, fuck face.

is it time for bed?

>>150139334
should be, so it probably won't

>>150139441
>veggies
Don't say this. You sound like a toddler or an idiot woman trying to make herself seem more interesting by talking what she thinks is 'cute'.

>>150139441
tomato plant is coming along nicely

>>150139292
i'd rather hear that than hear 'charlie' as if there aren't like 10 charlies in the afl, i can take accepted nicknames but not first name only

Hello darkness my old friend
Another dosn game comes again

>>150139452
Do you say meat and 3 vegetables?

>>150139462
No, I specify the meat and vegetables.

>>150139454
She looks really munted some times.

>>150139465
bet you get lots of meat, you fucking faggot

>>150139469
Still would

odds get on the piss and edge to WEGs
evens get on the piss and karaoke

>>150139476
what are wegs mate?

>>150139476
Crisp

What happened to lululemon?

>>150139441
No, but I make them.

big upset tomorrow lads

>>150139487
Swallowed up by labubu

>>150139487
you tell me

>>150139476
I'm playing Eternum, it's fun.

not watching the game

>>150139476
Been edging a turd for a few hours. My prostate is thanking me.

>>150139477
wimbs a bit wike arms

Ate so much food
And I’m drunk
I’m a fat drunk idiot

boring
where's the fucking drubbing

>>150139454
trash

>>150139490
Sydney Trans aren't gonna win.

>>150139452
Fucking this

>>150139477
Western Erotic Game

Why aren't they kicking it to Jezza?

I think I’ll play bf6

>>150139516
Legit no one gives a fuck out there. Players from both clubs just going through the motions.

>>150139527
Haven't bothered to turn up tonight.

floggings that aren't on track to be 100+ are boring

>>150139527
it's scripted for him to kick it in the grand final

Was that tippa at full forward?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l4oFLh6T0Y&ab_channel=EternalSpirit

>>150139530
based me

>>150139527
they know it's better if the 100 dies so they can focus on cohesion prep for finals. soulless

>it's another kayo memory leak fucks the browser episode
*yawn*
Only took 10 minutes this time

the bombers have a player called ngyuen

>lost a grand on the blackjack at the RSL
How can i win it back?

business idea: if someone is all oiled up you send out a player who is all soaped up to counteract his oil

somebody besides that one bloke should kick a goal for essendon

Essendon remind me of West Coast when they got all their injuries. They are 100% winning the wooden spoon next year, screenshot this, bet on it

reminder that cameron kicks most of his goals in junk time. he's heading for a bag

>>150139549
Become a 64GB chad

>>150139551
More blackjack is clearly the only answer.

>>150139551
rob the place

>>150139551
Bet on the tigers tomorrow

>>150139452
crisp tradie who just subscribed to an Alpha Male Learning Program

been a few posters out there tonight ay

junktime jezza, as he is affectionately known

>a can of wd-40 is cheaper than a plastic bottle of water based lube (same ml of both)
Can any sex havers explain this?

>>150139562
I reckon. 32gb is unironically not enough.

>>150139560
>he's heading for a bag
that's baz mate

I say veggies, I also say "brekkie" on occassion.

all i look forward to is eating

>>150139588
kek

>laverde injured
is it time for cameron to finally kick some?

>>150139590
based dogza

>Footage from a controversial AFL match has a whistleblower raising questions about how Troy Pannell made those free kick calls.

can you blokes apologise to RC

>da essendon kids
Reckon 90% of these cunts will be delisted or traded within 2 seasons.

>>150139598
heh

>>150139577
4 now just from cats, pretty sure dons have had a couple too

LMAOing at all the dumb fucking tradies who put money on Jezza to kick like 8 goals or some shit at only $3.50

the worst part the trivago ad isn't klopp's oversized veneers, it's the whiny american talking too earnestly about his faggot phone app

>>150139612
*kick's 5 in the last quarter with the game long dead*

>>150139601
ya that guy is super suss

>>150139598
>[watches you eat with a depressed expression]

I dont say veggies or brekkie. Never have never will.

/alf/ lacks the hustle/ grindset culture/ mindset

>>150139626
I will say you're a poofta though

>>150139626
Good.
We are a 'saying things properly' community.

might do a genno

dogshit game

For me? Ciggies

>>150139590
this but wanking

Historybros, can we do it? All the goals kicked for a team by one player?

Made absolutely nothing of myself. Life is over.

are you lads excited to watch essendon next friday night and then the thursday night following

essendon's second goal kicker on the board

>>150139650
could of swarn fevola did this at least once

>>150139650
Freo kicked one goal in a game a while back

holmes is an annoying sperg

Zach is such a gay name

jeremy cameron is a fraud

will get exposed by collingwood in the finals

>>150139667
this but bailey

>>150139667
what's your name mate?

>>150139667
stupid fat neek iykwim haha

>>150139667
>>150139671
Leave Zac Bailey alone.

>blackiston
>isn't the black player
???

what a beautiful boy, let's call him shannon

>>150139667
Agreed
Zak however is based as fuck

are you cunce enjoying the footy

>>150139683
*bites off his tongue*

cats are losing the quarter. they're doing nothing in september

bombies will win

>>150139674
You really bought them to do that review? pathetic

Losing big moolah tonight at this rate

>>150139667
it's Kyle for me

what was holmes doing kek that was always htb

holmes you spastic

>>150139692
God, I would love that. Would make my weekend.

>>150139674
Kek crisp

>>150139703
>>150139704
he's a fuckwit, loves whinging to the umps about textbook calls

>>150139707
based the illusive man

>almost put $5 on bummbers
>didnt

Should I grow my hair out long like the super coach Chris Scott

Any comfy movies similar to grown ups or American pie that I can chuck on to fall asleep to?

this is a rare occasion where both coaches have seen each others penises

Script spoiled before the match even started >>150138270

SURNAME!

>>150139727
super troopers

>>150139727
Road Trip

>9.13
get what they deserve

never gambad before but almost put 20 on

LOL

the cats are getting BOMBED

BOMBIES

>>150139729
phwwoar mummy

don't give me hope

Why does big Goldy always look so stressed out?

catman kek

its a bane year you are all just living in it

>>150139759
needs a bigger bowl

Seriously, get rid of ruck free kicks that aren't high contact.

no way geelong is getting past collingwood in september based on this performance

>>150139759
Probably misses his old glasses

>>150139770
won't need to when pies are dumped out in an elim final

>>150139759
rising antisemitism

>>150139770
True, basedingwood are finna arserape shartelaide and melshit next 2 weeks and finish 2nd, the nuffies just don't understand fly's masterplan

must be nice being a woman getting to press your tits against other women

>>150139772
trash

holmes is getting fuckin EXPOSED

>pies
>making finals
lol

Incorporated a lot of mushrooms in my diet lately. Never had shit so solid.

>>150139772
imagine the contrast between her dark brown lips and pink pussy hole

>>150139786
crisp

>>150139786
based mario

KEK HOLMES YOU SPASTIC KEK KEK KEK

Pretty sure Cameron just threw that.

>>150139772
Nice T&A on that jeetess.

goal songs are fucking gay

Wish they’d find a cure to autism already

COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME

>>150139786
tell your mate to give me his ring you little cunt

that was a good mark

COUNTRY ROADS
FUCK MY HOLES
IN A PLACE
I LONG

>>150139785
>pies
>losing at adelaide oval aka our home away from home or smellbum
first year watching footy?

>>150139805
heavy metal detox and low inflammation diet

>>150139811
bit gay darce

Oh my god I just want to hurt someone. I want to physically FUCK somebody up

everybody in this thread deserves to be loved

just cracked open a bear

>>150139829
*spreads his arse cheeks*

I would sex the tooth fairy from the seek ad desu.

>>150139830
If only

>>150139830
Not me, I'm an evil piece of shit

>>150139846
molest someone did ya?

>>150139390
based retard

>>150139849
Far worse than that

Another awful game of football

Archie Perkins is one of the worst footballers I have seen. Absolutely nothing in his skull.

Why did god make girls so pretty? It's very distracting

them sudanese niggas are black as hell

>>150139865
always thought of hell as a fiery inferno

>>150139865
So black they're purple.

>>150139863
Because he wants you to breed and you're letting him down.

>>150139868
Nah, icy wastes

>>150139837
imagine the innie coinslot puss

Do you blokes wear pyjamas

>>150139863
because if he didn't they'd have nothing

>>150139886
Sleep in my jocks.

>>150139886
just boxers

>>150139886
Yes

>>150139886
no i sleep nude unless it's really cold

>>150139886
Boxer shorts. Thermal underwear top with them if it's really cold.

essendon could win this game lads

>>150139886
Undies (trunks)

>>150139902
Really hate nude sleeping. Feeling the penis flopping around is too distracting.

>>150139886
au natural

That was touched

>>150139886
Whole life

Most handsome Bomber fan

Would be stunned if they replay that >mark

i feel like i'd get too much pre-cum on my sheets if i slept naked

Geelong are not going to score 42 unanswered points re they?

>>150139922
No.

I think i've made myself stupider with my poor lifestyle habits over the last 7 years

>>150139928
no doubt lad

>>150139909
yeah i get that sometimes, i just cbf putting on clothes after a night shower

i sleep in my chastity cage

>>150139928
Lack of exercise, mental stimulation, poor diet and drug abuse will verifiably make you more stupid.

non-blowout, eventual comfortable win after brief scare, boring

>>150139935
Can confirm.

Actually its more than 7 years, more like 10 years now of a shit lifestyle

>>150139886
don't understand wearing clothes to bed wtf are people thinking

>>150139729
milfy

>>150139944
What if the house burns down?

>>150139944
>not being prepared at all times for the boogaloo

are you lads going to facescan for google or what

>>150139956
scan my gaping ort

>Geelong has a soft run into the finals that will lead them unprepared
This game bodes well for the future. Real struggle with finals like pressure.

>>150139943
Could easily have dropped 10 points if you haven't been stimulating your brain.

>>150139960
extreme copium

>>150139956
Nope. VPN or another workaround.

Weather is fucking miserable sick of it

Took the missus for El Jannah

>>150139956
/quickrundown/?

having a chuckle thinking about all the callers on the radio predicting 10+

>>150139970
>El Jannah
I have never heard of this until now.

>>150139971
Come december you'll need a loicence for google search/twitter/facebook/youtube/other social media.

>>150139970
>leb hungry jacks
looks like shit regardless

might have myself a little dessert tart after all ive earned it

gresh just got sexually assaulted

based crowd guy stopping gresham from dying

might text the gmhba helpline about a missing person report for jeremy cameron

>>150139970
>Fast food
I know Lebs age quickly but holy shit those are some old looking 16 year olds.

wish i had a little tart

it's embarrassing that geelong are scrapping for the 4 points here

>>150139979
Oh, okay, thanks. I really don't care. I'm not going to get my face scanned.

What an awful season of football

Charity.

umps gifting jez one lel, they're feeling sorry for him

free kick to get cameron to 100 goals xdddd

Hmm...

That's a terrible free kick. That faggot ump deserves a kick in the head.

Did he really need that?

>>150139999
>>150140000
based dual quads, fuck junktime jezza

I have not watched a single second of the fucken footy tonight

>>150140007
Yes.

free for nothing plus takes away from a good spoil
>>150140000
quads confirm

based umps rigging the score to get their line

at least all the speds betting on this being a 10 goal win hopefully won't get anything out of it

>All the talk about Cameron's 100
>He brings up the 100 (points) tonight
Pottery.

>>150140023
tity

Junktime Jezza on q

What do you blokes want for christmas?

>>150140036
To be happy

>>150140036
World peace.
... and a sex slave.

>>150140036
My two front teeth

all the spergs in the geelong crowd booing every call as if they're not 40 up

>>150140036
A kick in the head

>>150140036
Underwear.

>>150140036
dosn to not be shit

>>150140043
they want another freebie for jez from the scumps

>>150140036
i don't want to think about christmas yet it already still feels like it was only last week

>>150140045
If you're an umpire I'll be your Santa.

>>150140054
>Santa
FOY

lmao holmes just falling over off ball there

>>150140052
You must have had a memorable christmas?

>>150140059
he's looked terrible

FREE KICK CAMERON

lol

>another achilles
uh oh

>>150140051
and there it is, couldn't capitalise though lmao

I've just put the dog to bed, tucked her in nice and tight

>>150140058
Jesus Christ, you insufferable cum-guzzler what do you call him?

>>150140066
he's given away i think 3 dumb htbs as well and complained about it every time

>>150140080
St. Nicholas.

>Fucked his ankle 50m off the ball
kek

>>150140080
Father Christmas

arse

JUNK TIME JEZZ

cant make it any more fucking obvious

Jesus, if he was kicking straight he would've had 5 in the last quarter.

why did i watch this entire game

>4.5
Could've had a crisp 9.

essendon bettors how did we get it so wrong

You guys own a car right?

So "Jezza" has 79? Is that right?
I'm not watching the fucken footy so I'm not on top of it.

>>150140110
No.

Cheeky finger up the arse to celebrate another loss.

>>150140097
Thanks plugger35, any other expert comments for us?

>>150140110
Why the fuck would I throw my money away like that?

>>150140100
What the fuck else were you gonna do?

>>150140116
Umps were cheating shits and need to be sacked.

>>150140110
yeah but i'm in the middle of looking for a new one because my old one is almost cooked

i cant even drive a car

>>150140110
Yeah. It's more trouble than it's worth. And my fucking rego is due soon.

>>150140110
>2024
>Not living in an innercity luxury apartment

>>150140121
this flick any good?

>>150140113
no his goals have been disqualified retroactively due to umpire infeterence

>>150140110
Two of them.

>>150140132
Yes, it is.

>>150140110
i own all the cars that are unlocked.

Saints tomorrow

The missus.

i feel so stupid compared to normal people

iggs

Do man children really think its impressive they own a car / have a license? lol.

>>150140036
anal

>>150140151
>he doesn't have a car
HOWLING

>>150140147
it appears i have a rival in this thread

>>150140130
I've seriously thought about getting rid of my shitbox a few times but it's JUST convenient enough to warrant keeping, even if the rego/insurance is costly I save so much time on certain trips, not everything is on the train line near me sadly

>>150140155
>he wastes his money on an NPC wagon
CHORTLING

>>150140151
I know this is a bait but I'll bite.
How's waiting for the bus champ? With a car, you have total freedom. I can drive anywhere I want

>>150140036
any motivation or courage at all to enrage and explore life

>>150140160
As much as a pain of the ass as it is and a money sinkhole you just can't get by without one imo. At least I can't.

>>150140162
When did I say I didn't have a car? You can do that with your phone and an app called Uber as well champ. Is owning a car the only thing you have in your life that makes you feel like a big boy? lol

>>150140132
yeah it's legit kino

im literally too stupid to drive a car

>Welcome to Country
>Uluru Statement from the Heart

Why does everything abbos do sound like... infantilising?

>>150140176
this is simply not true

>>150140167
Yeah like I said it's borderline for me but the convenience outweighs the increased cost annoyingly

>>150140182
That poor car was never the same again.

>>150140162
>With a car, you have total freedom. I can drive anywhere I want
neither of these points are true btw

>>150140182
thank fuck my instructor didn't make me do this humiliation ritual

>>150140176
Have you seen how many Indians are on the road? Are you saying you're stupider than an Indian?

>>150140199
yeah

>>150140162
>With a car, you have total freedom
go 200+ cents per litre petrol and a numberplate whereby the authorities can easily identify you btw

>>150140203
>doesn't have a job

i have a job AND i have a car AND i have a house BUT i don't have a gf

>>150140203
>200+ cents per litre petrol
where the fuck are you? i paid 1.53 yesterday

micksperg just admit it, your a pathetic autistic retard that is too stupid to operate a vehicle

>>150140203
pay for registration btw
pay for insurance btw
pay for a licence btw
pay for petrol btw
pay for maintenance btw
pay for tyres btw

>but a bus ticket is too l'expensive!!! D: D: D:

>>150140202
Shameful.

i have nothing going for me, so imma just keep drinkin

>>150140216
crisp uncle jimmy wataingjumbi in the cbd parklands

been enjoying phoenotopia awakening

>>150140210
Realised recently that Vic subsidises their public transport something fierce.
Can travel from anywhere -> Melbourne or Melbourne -> anywhere for ~$7.

That alone would save you hundreds in petrol for one trip and you don't need to worry about driving.

>>150140229
that's brilliant desu

im so ashamed and embarrassed of myself

>>150140229
imagine WA doing this. just need to get from esperance to broome ay. no worries cob that'll be 7 bucks

>>150140233
I wanna be big like Sid

>>150140210
while i agree cars are too expensive if i want to go somewhere late at night or anywhere not on my nearest train line it takes way too long
rego needs to be cut down in particular that shit is robbery

I am ugly
I am unloved
I am unworthy of happiness

I'm okay. Nothing special.

>>150140239
we could have if we seceded and let the rest of this fag country rot

>>150140241
eat a big brekkie and a lot of veggies

>>150140233
ginbey looking huge

i'm staying up until 7am to watch birmingham city vs ipswich town

>>150140258
didn't realise they played footy

>>150140261
they play real footy mate

Have I ever told you blokes just how much you all mean to me?

>>150140267
yeah, i didn't realise

Going to my first game next Friday what should I expect lads.

what do carless people do when they want to take their girl out?

I literally have my own chauffeur

>>150140278
it should be a fairly quiet match, i can't much more than that. of all matches, it is one of them

>>150140287
>arrange a date
>meet her there
>do whatever we want after without worrying about expiring parking, etc
they love a cute bike ride together too btw

>>150140229
>>150140230
>>150140239
Not bad for a one day trip to the footy 550km away.

>>150140267
Based

>>150140311
corrrr jealous desu

>>150140311
underage b&

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8seB6LLn8&ab_channel=Zorrovian

Hold on boys here the 'no for this evening https://youtu.be/rONrES0GbmI?si=2_Ol2BKL_vcgLdW2

>>150140323
student (or retiree) concession i reckon

roast lamb tomorrow

>>150140340
That's mutton btw.

>>150140343
Your a fucking cocksucker btw

>>150140332
my prediction is 20 or so spastics who aren't very good at soccer

>>150140350
no but steven play

Night, poofters.

gn cob

>>150140304
>arrange a date
i mean the misso
do you just catch a bus together to some nice restaurant or whatever

>>150140377
yeah, exactly - bus, taxi, walk, whatever is most practical

couple of bus rodents

keep wasting your money then bigstuff

>>150140377
Support local businesses.

who tryna finger my wet pussy

nobody it taking their gf on the bus lmao
fucking lmaoooo

i drop my gf off to the schoolbus iykwim haha

drop yourself under a school bus you fuckwit

>>150140411
This post is radiating beta energy.

that second dessert tart is calling to me, it's almost screaming

>>150140424
woman moment

>nobody it taking their gf on the bus lmao
>fucking lmaoooo

>>150140435
he looks like he rides the bus

nobody here is taking a gf by bus or car

Why are you guys so preoccupied with what girls think?

I want to kill myself

>he pays to park his car somewhere, and is only allowed to be at a place of his choosing for a certain time
kek kwab

goofy ahh on the bus

*be's sharing a vehicle with this gentleman*

AND SCOOPS GOES BANG!

>>150140450
This but trains.
>Anon... we've missed the last train. We'll have to stay somewhere tonight.

>>150140455
Want to get them drunk.

>>150140496
i saw the girls head as part of the singlet body and the guys head as part of the long sleeve body

>>150140424
Why do her teeth seem so strange? Can't put my finger on what's making them so weird.

>>150140455
love them simple as

>>150140503
they're overly symmetric, too 'perfect' veneers

>>150140465
>babe we have to go my parking ticket expires at 11!
>Let me just go to the bathroom first

WHY DIDNT JESSA KICK TEN? What THE FUCK????

>>150140428
hows hanoi?

>>150140503
The bottom of the teeth are too wide for the top portion. Effectively they're teardrop shaped rather than arch shaped.
>>150140508
Pretty shit for veneers.

parking is usually free at night you sperg

>>150140551
>90 minute limit
>babe hurry the fuck up and finish your dessert before my car gets fucking towed!
lmao

>>150140541
it's alright, very hot this time of year
pretty dirty in many areas and underdeveloped, there seems to be lots of construction going on
everything is super cheap

anti-gym sperg
anti-nicknames sperg
anti-car sperg
anti-blueplate sperg

good luck towing my 33" muddies bruh

>>150140559
>everyone is thing-sperg!

>>150140556
>This food sure is taking it's time, we ordered an hour ago...

>>150140556
what don't you understand about free?

>>150140566
hey spergsperg, how's you night m8?

>>150140576
what don't you understand about time limits?

dogs 2016 flag is illegitimate.. I know it, you know it, we all know it

>Can see my breath
Fuck, I thought it was starting to warm up?

Imagine crying about winter.

>>150140591
When did I say it wasn't?

>>150140580
that those are generally for work hours. you can park anywhere at night. do you think cities employ parking inspectors to trudge around at 2am on a tuesday?

is anticarsperg also antigymsperg?

>In the Melbourne CBD, on-street metered parking is free after 8:30 PM on weekdays and all day on Sundays and public holidays
have you ever even left your house?

>>150140615
no but steven monday

>>150140615
in those areas, there is no parking allowed overnight

>>150140615
>do you think cities employ parking inspectors to trudge around at 2am on a tuesday?
Sounds like free revenue.

perth has free parking from 6pm to 6am

last time i rode the bus a family of drunk abbos had taken over the back few rows and were having a massive domestic

>>150140629
>Reservation was for 7pm
rip

>>150140654
Car cucks are stuck with radio stations spamming ads while bus chads get live action entertainment.

ever heard of a cd or dvd champ

this bus goof is hilarious

>>150140664
>cd or dvd player in a car

might wanna check that file name unna

but if you don't have a car how do you go for a night drive

i do both

>>150140714
>tfw heater is busted and won't de-mist windscreen so can't night drive during winter

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i drive iykwim haha

>>150140464
Something about this in the middle of a bus spergout made me laugh so hard.

Buses are the most plebian form of public transportation.

>>150140781
>transportation
FOY

up the mighty richmond tigers

>Australia could recognise Palestinian state within weeks, won’t wait for Trump
Ah. Good.

Just one mention of if you own a car and I can set and forget.

>>150140813
wow you are cool

BUS WANKER iykwim haha

>>150140850
i prefer a little more privacy

>>150140615
they usually subcontract (((tow truck))) companies to have a bloke sit in a car near prime spots and radio in. same shit shopping complexes do for a hundred bucks a car kickback. literally free money.
t. worked for one as the radio bloke

>>150140874
>On a date with your girl
>Carpark janny calls in the towtruck mod and gets your car B&

>>150140911
>That armpit hair
Feeling mogged. Perhaps I'm not the alpha male I thought I was and Nick Daicos deserves more respect.

Jealousy doesn't suit you joshie.

>>150140917
my mate had more armpit hair at 12 than i still do at 30

yeah buddy im jealous of someone that posts on 4chan in the middle of the night lol

>>150140910
>complaining about stockland

>>150140923
Love a thick bush on my jav girls, meanwhile mine is patchy scrub at best.

Plowed this slag that didn’t shave her legs or armpits, but shaved off her pubes. Didn’t quite understand it.

>jav girls
grim

>>150140968
that happened

>>150140968
She did it because she likes being shaved, anon. Nothing to do with the brainrot from porno that men like shaved pubes.

Niggas be talmbout riding the bus.. FUCK YOU MEAN NIGGA I AIN’T RIDING COACH WE TAKING THE HELLCAT

>Essendon robbed due to match fixing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hasHuF_gCA
based scoops

>>150141218
It's an interesting discussion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RnHjWqpNx0&list=RD0RnHjWqpNx0&start_radio=1

cock is twitching & dribbling precum in anticipation of tomorrow's poort home crowd numbers

driving lessons/tests are a humiliation ritual

>>150141348
90% of the problems in the US can be traced back to not executing every southern leader at the end of the civil war

>>150141382
You WILL fail the first test no matter what. That will be $100 for the retest, thanks.

the civil war was such a retarded mess

>>150140176
this but drunk

>>150141502
It’s a terrible movie
>omg we don’t take sides we’re just saying what could happen
It fucking sucks, alex garland is washed

I’m a nigger, and you can’t ban for for saying that because I am black. I’m a no good, dirty rotten fried chicken eating NIGGER. I’m a BLACK fucking DIRTY NIGGER

IM A STUPID FUCKING CUNT THAT IMMIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA AND DESTROYED IT!!! I’ll see you when I invade your home

I’m a stinky black fucking nigger. Remember how good Australia used to be? Well not anymore it’s not

reeks of glowie

I’LL MOVE TO YOUR COUNTRY EVEN THEN THOUGH NOBODY WANTS ME AND BRING MY NIGGER WARS HERE!!! The same nigger wars I supposedly
Moved here to get away from. FUCK THE WHITES, ERADICATE ALL WHItes!!! Australia is a country for the NIGGERS NOW!! (Me)

Mate it's gunna be ok I wont let them hurt you.

FUCK WHITE DOGS
FREE PALESTINE
ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS IS
FUCK THE WHITES (SHITES)

>>150141770
'risp blue haired poof

Our country is being taken from us and none of you give a shit

We all just sat back and allowed this to happen, we let this happen. All the politicians investment properties are going up with every brown skinned cunt they import. They don’t give a shit about us

Labour liberal it’s all the fucking same. They all own the same houses, they have the same agenda. We should be rioting in the fucking streets but we’re so submissive we just do what we’re told and watch the footy

HOW GOODS THE FOOTY!!!
HOW GOODS THE CRICKET!!!
FUCK YOURSELVES YOU JEW CUNTS
AND FUCK THE ARABS TOO

BE A GOOD BOY AND WATCH THE FOOTY !!!! OH AND PALESTINE!!! CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! LOOK OVER THERE ITS PALESTINE AND CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! ABOS!!! THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT!!! PALESTINE CLIMATE CHANGE AND ABOS !!!!!!!

they sold us out to china and they import Indians en masse
Their invested property values keep rising no matter who we votes for

How the fuck do all these Indians come in? Like if I wanted a visa for another country I would need a skill or a lot of money or something???? Why do we need all these cunts to drive taxis and work at servos? like how the FUCK are they actually coming here??

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ??? How is it so easy for them to move here???

We all sat back and watched this happen and did nothing

Wish I had a dog think that would brighten my life up a bit. Don't care what type but not like a Labrador, labradoodle thing that's got no personality but yeah just a friend. Miss having a dog.

>>150141942
Modi paid off a bunch of anglosphere and eastern european leaders because they have a demographic bomb happening. Their census data is crap and there's a lot more jeets and specifically a lot more male jeets than they've been saying. So they get to offload their problem, bring in cash from remittances and cunts like Albo get a big fat paycheck and a new voterbase.

Oh but it’s fine thought… look over there! Palestine! Climate change! ABOS!!! let’s make politics all about Jew shit that nobody gives a fuck about !!!!!!

>>150141942
https://www.dfat.gov.au/trade/agreements/in-force/australia-india-ecta
blame albo

Please don't pay attention to Palestine, look it's abos and climate change and domestic violence and Trump. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE? DON'T NOTICE THE CARAVAN. FUCKING SHUT UP YOU ANTISEMITE.

footy, ginny but it all is just a red herring

Spastics are happy to sit by and watch themselves be priced out of their homes, and their lives, but they’ll take to the streets on masse to protest some nigger war that’s beens going on for 500 years

what the fuck is going on in here

>>150142045
just let him get it out

True enlightenment is simply ignoring the unprecedented global noticing and crying about the symptoms rather than the disease.

I just want milk that tastes like real milk

>>150142087
based full cream milk appreciator mum tortured me for years with hi-lo milk

>>150142087
>>150142129
sorry meant based raw milk appreciator

Are we allowed to say that men are men and women are women? Are we allowed to say that???

I

G

Am

X

Fucking

>>150142129
>tfw grew up on powdered milk
>fat
>didn't really eat much, but still fat
>figured it was just the way things were
>turns out it was all the milk I devoured
>powdered milk was put in a container, so never knew how many calories were in milk until we started getting proper milk much later
Kind of obvious thinking about it, animals grow up on it as such, but it never really clicked that milk was responsible for being a fat cunt.

FED