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geelong v essendon (scottbowl)
the virgin drum vs the chadVuvuzela
>>150139099For me, it's a whistle and using it to confuse players.
Crazy how JB commentates like everything is normal. Pretending that his son isn't the biggest cuck in the world and everyone isn't laughing behind his back.
Missus is talking on the phone and walking around the house while dinners cooking, she’s gonna fuck up the meal I just know it
>>150139106making dinner at 8pm?
You don’t send a ute to do a hilux job
don't care about your fat bushpig of a "missus", champ. this is an incel general.
>>150139105Probably because his son is actually a chad who fucks many women. That pornstar is just the one he's decided to marry, he probably just looks at her as a high class prostitute that he gets to fuck for free. Nothing embarrassing about that. Much better than spending your Friday nights posting on an anime image board at least.
Lads, how open are girls to fucking in a car? Want to have sex with a girl tomorrow but my housemate is having a party and she still lives with her parents so car is best option
>>150139133you sound short.
>>150139133>my Golf GTI: very open>in a cuck tradie ute: no chance
>>150139133just do it, if you don't think it's a big deal she won't either. porked a few girls in cars
>>150139133No idea mate. I don't talk to girls.
Seen like 3 Kia tasmans today, they ugly af
>>150139148/r/ThatHappened
Don’t reckon chicks with onlyfans can be counted as high class honestly
>>150139145She's an entrepreneur who makes millions per year. After a few years she'll have secured the financial future for herself and her family and can retire.
She's a great catch.
wonder if annie knight is watching
>>150139161no but stephannie may lmao
no idea what this brayshaw's son shit is about and simply don't care
is harry mckay playing tonight?
>>150139133hotels/motels exit mate
no one even mentioned brayshaw so you must have a fair idea of what its all about
>>150139169There's an Onlyfan girl that keeps getting promoted on here. She's known for having sex with 500 guys in a few hours and ending up in hospital.
Brayshaw's son is dating/marrying/married to her.
>>150139160she's laundering bikie money and crypto by the time she's used up she'll divorce JB's son, take half his nothing and go "find herself"
only gotten gobbies in the car never a root.
prefer gobbies anyway.
Nothing wrong with marrying a pornstar or even a prostitute. I love my Asian wife.
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please desist from posting about whores
thank you
>Coom to a girl on the screen, it's perfectly fine
>It's ICK to coom to her in person.
pretending to be obtuse doesn't make you look smart kek
The brunette in the crowd (right of screen, front row) behind Cameron was CUTE
OMG JEZZA KICKED A GOAL ONLY 24 TO GO LETS GO JEZZA YES JEZZA OMG
are you ripping lads excited for the big grand final rematch tomorrow
surely the only reason to watch this game is to gamble on it?
>>150139200This but unironically
>>150139205Yeah mate, got 3 multis on
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>jez kicks 100 in finals
>one team seethes for entirety that the crowd storming the field ruined their "momentum"
Hiya reddit dae le AFL?? xD
>>150139228Based and Gehrig-pilled
Would the corporates storm the field in a grand final?
>>150139224how many legs and what is the return?
did you put one with Jeremy Cameron to kick 5
"jez" is a dumb rural bogan who would be a farmer or tradie if he weren't earning millions kicking a ball
https://streamable.com/tbxvmg
>Chol_bets_on_Dons.webm
I would be such a fucking slut if I were a girl, would probably even fuck blacks
>>150139234>who would be a farmer or tradie if he weren't earning millions kicking a ballHe is a farmer. Literally why he moved to Geelong.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nnJs9fQvpuw
FUCKING HELL THAT WAS DIRTY
>>150139239Nothing is stopping you from fucking blacks now?
>>150139240>throw a couple cows on your acre>call yourself a farmer>live off government subsidyfuck i hate 'farmers' biggest welfare queens in australia
Think that black guy just made a swastika pose.
>>150139250No, but Steven May
theres a black guy out there
Dylan “kill all blacks, even my teammates” Shiel
that could been a crippling for sure
>>150139250I'm heterosexual
Anti tradie/gym sperg hates farmers too?
trip??? fucks sake why dont umps pay trips anymore
lmao are you losers actually watching this match?
>>150139268umps hate tripfags too
>Literally drops the ball
>Mark
???? What happened to "secure"
>>150139265Blacks are also available in the woman variety
>>150139275pushed her tits out and played with her hair
>>150139278do afls thinks this hard?
>>150139278>the history of the Dons - visualized
>>150139285You'd be in ICU for weeks if this happened to you pooftah
Holy fuck, why is Whaetley calling Cameron “Jez”?
>>150139292Main characters get nicknames.
>>150139278peak athleticism here
>>150139278Does this qualify as a scorpion? this was nasty.
Also the Essendon player who pushed the Geelong guy is an idiot who is a danger to everyone else on the field
>>150139292Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I am not watching the football
>>150139292I don't know but I will be writing a strongly worded email to the ABC voicing my disapproval and demand immediate rectification.
>>150139278>Hit the hipWould've been absolute cartwheel kino if the Essendon guy was 10cm higher.
that viet made of glass kwab
>>150139278any chance of a suspension under that new rule about pushing players into the contest?
>Tom Atkins
>8 possessions
>27 metres gained
Ick.
I’ve bought barefoot shoes I can’t wait to buy toe socks and toe spacers
>>150139334more than likely. Lyon basically called for a suspension mid call immediately
Hey boys, notice anything different about me?
>>150139347You've had your hair done.
>>150139347You got your lips done!!
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>kwab
>>150139347You got your cock pierced
lil bro is soijakking in 2025 im dead
>>150138951the sad story is actually for the rest of us who lived beyond 2012
>>150139347you're using punctuation and capital letters
>>150139133Depends how much they like you. I fucking hate car sex though. There's nowhere near enough room and it's just awkward. I got a leg cramp last time.
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>>150139346Wanna come over for a cup of tea?
>>150139377meant anus cramp
Geelong need to win each quarter by an average of 3 goals in order to cover the line tonight
>>150139383They’ll win the last quarter by 10 (goals)
>He's just like an 85 bottle of grange
Cringe Lewis.
>>150139347You're ovulating.
>>150139383don't particularly care about the line me
rather see them give a few goals and keep feeding cameron haha
i guess seeding and percentage might matter though ?
STOP POSTING SIDEWAYS PICS FOR FUCKS SAKE
kek Lyon is seething, does he hate Shiel or something?
>>150139396Wanna bet dickhead?
>>150139414I know, just fucking rotate the pics, takes 5 seconds.
>STOP POSTING SIDEWAYS PICS FOR FUCKS SAKE
lil bro is soijakking in 2025 im dead
Why do the non screenshotted pics rotate makes no sense
>>150139412>hasnt heard of vertical planting
You guys growing any veggies?
>>150139419Yes, fuck face.
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>>150139334should be, so it probably won't
>>150139441>veggiesDon't say this. You sound like a toddler or an idiot woman trying to make herself seem more interesting by talking what she thinks is 'cute'.
>>150139441tomato plant is coming along nicely
>>150139292i'd rather hear that than hear 'charlie' as if there aren't like 10 charlies in the afl, i can take accepted nicknames but not first name only
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Hello darkness my old friend
Another dosn game comes again
>>150139452Do you say meat and 3 vegetables?
>>150139462No, I specify the meat and vegetables.
>>150139454She looks really munted some times.
>>150139465bet you get lots of meat, you fucking faggot
odds get on the piss and edge to WEGs
evens get on the piss and karaoke
>>150139476what are wegs mate?
What happened to lululemon?
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>>150139441No, but I make them.
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big upset tomorrow lads
>>150139487Swallowed up by labubu
>>150139476I'm playing Eternum, it's fun.
>>150139476Been edging a turd for a few hours. My prostate is thanking me.
>>150139477wimbs a bit wike arms
Ate so much food
And I’m drunk
I’m a fat drunk idiot
boring
where's the fucking drubbing
>>150139490Sydney Trans aren't gonna win.
>>150139477Western Erotic Game
Why aren't they kicking it to Jezza?
>>150139516Legit no one gives a fuck out there. Players from both clubs just going through the motions.
>>150139527Haven't bothered to turn up tonight.
floggings that aren't on track to be 100+ are boring
>>150139527it's scripted for him to kick it in the grand final
Was that tippa at full forward?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l4oFLh6T0Y&ab_channel=EternalSpirit
>>150139527they know it's better if the 100 dies so they can focus on cohesion prep for finals. soulless
>it's another kayo memory leak fucks the browser episode
*yawn*
Only took 10 minutes this time
the bombers have a player called ngyuen
>lost a grand on the blackjack at the RSL
How can i win it back?
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business idea: if someone is all oiled up you send out a player who is all soaped up to counteract his oil
somebody besides that one bloke should kick a goal for essendon
Essendon remind me of West Coast when they got all their injuries. They are 100% winning the wooden spoon next year, screenshot this, bet on it
reminder that cameron kicks most of his goals in junk time. he's heading for a bag
>>150139549Become a 64GB chad
>>150139551More blackjack is clearly the only answer.
>>150139551Bet on the tigers tomorrow
>>150139452crisp tradie who just subscribed to an Alpha Male Learning Program
been a few posters out there tonight ay
junktime jezza, as he is affectionately known
>a can of wd-40 is cheaper than a plastic bottle of water based lube (same ml of both)
Can any sex havers explain this?
>>150139562I reckon. 32gb is unironically not enough.
>>150139560>he's heading for a bagthat's baz mate
I say veggies, I also say "brekkie" on occassion.
all i look forward to is eating
>laverde injured
is it time for cameron to finally kick some?
>Footage from a controversial AFL match has a whistleblower raising questions about how Troy Pannell made those free kick calls.
can you blokes apologise to RC
>da essendon kids
Reckon 90% of these cunts will be delisted or traded within 2 seasons.
>>1501395774 now just from cats, pretty sure dons have had a couple too
LMAOing at all the dumb fucking tradies who put money on Jezza to kick like 8 goals or some shit at only $3.50
the worst part the trivago ad isn't klopp's oversized veneers, it's the whiny american talking too earnestly about his faggot phone app
>>150139612*kick's 5 in the last quarter with the game long dead*
>>150139601ya that guy is super suss
>>150139598>[watches you eat with a depressed expression]
I dont say veggies or brekkie. Never have never will.
/alf/ lacks the hustle/ grindset culture/ mindset
>>150139626I will say you're a poofta though
>>150139626Good.
We are a 'saying things properly' community.
>>150139590this but wanking
Historybros, can we do it? All the goals kicked for a team by one player?
Made absolutely nothing of myself. Life is over.
are you lads excited to watch essendon next friday night and then the thursday night following
essendon's second goal kicker on the board
>>150139650could of swarn fevola did this at least once
>>150139650Freo kicked one goal in a game a while back
holmes is an annoying sperg
jeremy cameron is a fraud
will get exposed by collingwood in the finals
>>150139667this but bailey
>>150139667what's your name mate?
>>150139667stupid fat neek iykwim haha
>>150139667>>150139671Leave Zac Bailey alone.
>blackiston
>isn't the black player
???
what a beautiful boy, let's call him shannon
>>150139667Agreed
Zak however is based as fuck
are you cunce enjoying the footy
>>150139683*bites off his tongue*
cats are losing the quarter. they're doing nothing in september
>>150139674You really bought them to do that review? pathetic
Losing big moolah tonight at this rate
>>150139667it's Kyle for me
what was holmes doing kek that was always htb
>>150139692God, I would love that. Would make my weekend.
>>150139703>>150139704he's a fuckwit, loves whinging to the umps about textbook calls
>>150139707based the illusive man
>almost put $5 on bummbers
>didnt
Should I grow my hair out long like the super coach Chris Scott
Any comfy movies similar to grown ups or American pie that I can chuck on to fall asleep to?
this is a rare occasion where both coaches have seen each others penises
Script spoiled before the match even started
>>150138270
>>150139727super troopers
MEOWJUST
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>9.13
get what they deserve
never gambad before but almost put 20 on
the cats are getting BOMBED
Why does big Goldy always look so stressed out?
its a bane year you are all just living in it
>>150139759needs a bigger bowl
Seriously, get rid of ruck free kicks that aren't high contact.
no way geelong is getting past collingwood in september based on this performance
>>150139759Probably misses his old glasses
>>150139770won't need to when pies are dumped out in an elim final
>>150139759rising antisemitism
>>150139770True, basedingwood are finna arserape shartelaide and melshit next 2 weeks and finish 2nd, the nuffies just don't understand fly's masterplan
must be nice being a woman getting to press your tits against other women
holmes is getting fuckin EXPOSED
Incorporated a lot of mushrooms in my diet lately. Never had shit so solid.
>>150139772imagine the contrast between her dark brown lips and pink pussy hole
KEK HOLMES YOU SPASTIC KEK KEK KEK
Pretty sure Cameron just threw that.
>>150139772Nice T&A on that jeetess.
goal songs are fucking gay
Wish they’d find a cure to autism already
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
>>150139786tell your mate to give me his ring you little cunt
the cure
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COUNTRY ROADS
FUCK MY HOLES
IN A PLACE
I LONG
>>150139785>pies>losing at adelaide oval aka our home away from home or smellbumfirst year watching footy?
>>150139805heavy metal detox and low inflammation diet
Oh my god I just want to hurt someone. I want to physically FUCK somebody up
everybody in this thread deserves to be loved
>>150139829*spreads his arse cheeks*
I would sex the tooth fairy from the seek ad desu.
>>150139830Not me, I'm an evil piece of shit
>>150139846molest someone did ya?
>>150139849Far worse than that
Another awful game of football
Archie Perkins is one of the worst footballers I have seen. Absolutely nothing in his skull.
Why did god make girls so pretty? It's very distracting
them sudanese niggas are black as hell
>>150139865always thought of hell as a fiery inferno
>>150139865So black they're purple.
o rly
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>>150139863Because he wants you to breed and you're letting him down.
>>150139868Nah, icy wastes
>>150139837imagine the innie coinslot puss
Do you blokes wear pyjamas
>>150139863because if he didn't they'd have nothing
>>150139886Sleep in my jocks.
>>150139886no i sleep nude unless it's really cold
>>150139886Boxer shorts. Thermal underwear top with them if it's really cold.
essendon could win this game lads
>>150139886Undies (trunks)
>>150139902Really hate nude sleeping. Feeling the penis flopping around is too distracting.
Would be stunned if they replay that >mark
i feel like i'd get too much pre-cum on my sheets if i slept naked
Geelong are not going to score 42 unanswered points re they?
I think i've made myself stupider with my poor lifestyle habits over the last 7 years
>>150139909yeah i get that sometimes, i just cbf putting on clothes after a night shower
i sleep in my chastity cage
>>150139928Lack of exercise, mental stimulation, poor diet and drug abuse will verifiably make you more stupid.
non-blowout, eventual comfortable win after brief scare, boring
Actually its more than 7 years, more like 10 years now of a shit lifestyle
>>150139886don't understand wearing clothes to bed wtf are people thinking
>>150139944What if the house burns down?
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>cameron WILL kick 8 every game okay!!!??
>>150139944>not being prepared at all times for the boogaloo
are you lads going to facescan for google or what
>>150139956scan my gaping ort
>Geelong has a soft run into the finals that will lead them unprepared
This game bodes well for the future. Real struggle with finals like pressure.
>>150139943Could easily have dropped 10 points if you haven't been stimulating your brain.
>>150139960extreme copium
>>150139956Nope. VPN or another workaround.
Weather is fucking miserable sick of it
Took the missus for El Jannah
>>150139956/quickrundown/?
having a chuckle thinking about all the callers on the radio predicting 10+
>>150139970>El JannahI have never heard of this until now.
>>150139971Come december you'll need a loicence for google search/twitter/facebook/youtube/other social media.
>>150139970>leb hungry jackslooks like shit regardless
might have myself a little dessert tart after all ive earned it
gresh just got sexually assaulted
based crowd guy stopping gresham from dying
might text the gmhba helpline about a missing person report for jeremy cameron
>>150139970>Fast foodI know Lebs age quickly but holy shit those are some old looking 16 year olds.
it's embarrassing that geelong are scrapping for the 4 points here
>>150139979Oh, okay, thanks. I really don't care. I'm not going to get my face scanned.
What an awful season of football
umps gifting jez one lel, they're feeling sorry for him
free kick to get cameron to 100 goals xdddd
That's a terrible free kick. That faggot ump deserves a kick in the head.
>>150139999>>150140000based dual quads, fuck junktime jezza
I have not watched a single second of the fucken footy tonight
free for nothing plus takes away from a good spoil
>>150140000quads confirm
based umps rigging the score to get their line
at least all the speds betting on this being a 10 goal win hopefully won't get anything out of it
>All the talk about Cameron's 100
>He brings up the 100 (points) tonight
Pottery.
What do you blokes want for christmas?
>>150140036World peace.
... and a sex slave.
>>150140036My two front teeth
all the spergs in the geelong crowd booing every call as if they're not 40 up
>>150140036A kick in the head
>>150140036dosn to not be shit
>>150140043they want another freebie for jez from the scumps
>>150140036i don't want to think about christmas yet it already still feels like it was only last week
>>150140045If you're an umpire I'll be your Santa.
lmao holmes just falling over off ball there
>>150140052You must have had a memorable christmas?
>>150140059he's looked terrible
FLOP
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lol
>>150140051and there it is, couldn't capitalise though lmao
I've just put the dog to bed, tucked her in nice and tight
>>150140058Jesus Christ, you insufferable cum-guzzler what do you call him?
>>150140066he's given away i think 3 dumb htbs as well and complained about it every time
>Fucked his ankle 50m off the ball
kek
>>150140080Father Christmas
cant make it any more fucking obvious
Jesus, if he was kicking straight he would've had 5 in the last quarter.
why did i watch this entire game
>4.5
Could've had a crisp 9.
essendon bettors how did we get it so wrong
You guys own a car right?
So "Jezza" has 79? Is that right?
I'm not watching the fucken footy so I'm not on top of it.
Cheeky finger up the arse to celebrate another loss.
>>150140097Thanks plugger35, any other expert comments for us?
>>150140110Why the fuck would I throw my money away like that?
>>150140100What the fuck else were you gonna do?
>>150140116Umps were cheating shits and need to be sacked.
>>150140110yeah but i'm in the middle of looking for a new one because my old one is almost cooked
>>150140110Yeah. It's more trouble than it's worth. And my fucking rego is due soon.
>>150140110>2024>Not living in an innercity luxury apartment
>>150140121this flick any good?
>>150140113no his goals have been disqualified retroactively due to umpire infeterence
>>150140110i own all the cars that are unlocked.
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Saints tomorrow
i feel so stupid compared to normal people
Do man children really think its impressive they own a car / have a license? lol.
>>150140151>he doesn't have a carHOWLING
>>150140147it appears i have a rival in this thread
>>150140130I've seriously thought about getting rid of my shitbox a few times but it's JUST convenient enough to warrant keeping, even if the rego/insurance is costly I save so much time on certain trips, not everything is on the train line near me sadly
>>150140155>he wastes his money on an NPC wagonCHORTLING
>>150140151I know this is a bait but I'll bite.
How's waiting for the bus champ? With a car, you have total freedom. I can drive anywhere I want
>>150140036any motivation or courage at all to enrage and explore life
>>150140160As much as a pain of the ass as it is and a money sinkhole you just can't get by without one imo. At least I can't.
>>150140162When did I say I didn't have a car? You can do that with your phone and an app called Uber as well champ. Is owning a car the only thing you have in your life that makes you feel like a big boy? lol
>>150140132yeah it's legit kino
im literally too stupid to drive a car
>Welcome to Country
>Uluru Statement from the Heart
Why does everything abbos do sound like... infantilising?
>>150140176this is simply not true
>>150140167Yeah like I said it's borderline for me but the convenience outweighs the increased cost annoyingly
>>150140182That poor car was never the same again.
>>150140162>With a car, you have total freedom. I can drive anywhere I wantneither of these points are true btw
>>150140182thank fuck my instructor didn't make me do this humiliation ritual
>>150140176Have you seen how many Indians are on the road? Are you saying you're stupider than an Indian?
>>150140162>With a car, you have total freedomgo 200+ cents per litre petrol and a numberplate whereby the authorities can easily identify you btw
>>150140203>doesn't have a job
i have a job AND i have a car AND i have a house BUT i don't have a gf
>>150140203>200+ cents per litre petrolwhere the fuck are you? i paid 1.53 yesterday
micksperg just admit it, your a pathetic autistic retard that is too stupid to operate a vehicle
>>150140203pay for registration btw
pay for insurance btw
pay for a licence btw
pay for petrol btw
pay for maintenance btw
pay for tyres btw
>but a bus ticket is too l'expensive!!! D: D: D:
i have nothing going for me, so imma just keep drinkin
>>150140216crisp uncle jimmy wataingjumbi in the cbd parklands
been enjoying phoenotopia awakening
>>150140210Realised recently that Vic subsidises their public transport something fierce.
Can travel from anywhere -> Melbourne or Melbourne -> anywhere for ~$7.
That alone would save you hundreds in petrol for one trip and you don't need to worry about driving.
>>150140229that's brilliant desu
im so ashamed and embarrassed of myself
>>150140229imagine WA doing this. just need to get from esperance to broome ay. no worries cob that'll be 7 bucks
>>150140233I wanna be big like Sid
>>150140210while i agree cars are too expensive if i want to go somewhere late at night or anywhere not on my nearest train line it takes way too long
rego needs to be cut down in particular that shit is robbery
I am ugly
I am unloved
I am unworthy of happiness
I'm okay. Nothing special.
>>150140239we could have if we seceded and let the rest of this fag country rot
OIP
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>>150140241eat a big brekkie and a lot of veggies
>>150140233ginbey looking huge
i'm staying up until 7am to watch birmingham city vs ipswich town
>>150140258didn't realise they played footy
>>150140261they play real footy mate
Have I ever told you blokes just how much you all mean to me?
>>150140267yeah, i didn't realise
Going to my first game next Friday what should I expect lads.
what do carless people do when they want to take their girl out?
I literally have my own chauffeur
>>150140278it should be a fairly quiet match, i can't much more than that. of all matches, it is one of them
>>150140287>arrange a date>meet her there>do whatever we want after without worrying about expiring parking, etcthey love a cute bike ride together too btw
>>150140229>>150140230>>150140239Not bad for a one day trip to the footy 550km away.
>>150140311corrrr jealous desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR8seB6LLn8&ab_channel=Zorrovian
Hold on boys here the 'no for this evening https://youtu.be/rONrES0GbmI?si=2_Ol2BKL_vcgLdW2
>>150140323student (or retiree) concession i reckon
>>150140340That's mutton btw.
>>150140343Your a fucking cocksucker btw
>>150140332my prediction is 20 or so spastics who aren't very good at soccer
>>150140350no but steven play
>>150140304>arrange a datei mean the misso
do you just catch a bus together to some nice restaurant or whatever
>>150140377yeah, exactly - bus, taxi, walk, whatever is most practical
keep wasting your money then bigstuff
>>150140377Support local businesses.
who tryna finger my wet pussy
nobody it taking their gf on the bus lmao
fucking lmaoooo
i drop my gf off to the schoolbus iykwim haha
drop yourself under a school bus you fuckwit
>>150140411This post is radiating beta energy.
that second dessert tart is calling to me, it's almost screaming
>nobody it taking their gf on the bus lmao
>fucking lmaoooo
>>150140435he looks like he rides the bus
nobody here is taking a gf by bus or car
>babe we have to go the last bus is at 11!
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Why are you guys so preoccupied with what girls think?
>he pays to park his car somewhere, and is only allowed to be at a place of his choosing for a certain time
kek kwab
*be's sharing a vehicle with this gentleman*
>>150140450This but trains.
>Anon... we've missed the last train. We'll have to stay somewhere tonight.
MSGdg
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>>150140455Want to get them drunk.
>>150140496i saw the girls head as part of the singlet body and the guys head as part of the long sleeve body
>>150140424Why do her teeth seem so strange? Can't put my finger on what's making them so weird.
>>150140455love them simple as
>>150140503they're overly symmetric, too 'perfect' veneers
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>>150140465>babe we have to go my parking ticket expires at 11!>Let me just go to the bathroom first
WHY DIDNT JESSA KICK TEN? What THE FUCK????
>>150140503The bottom of the teeth are too wide for the top portion. Effectively they're teardrop shaped rather than arch shaped.
>>150140508Pretty shit for veneers.
https://youtu.be/uK8bQkgZF3Y?si=kKxASUgcsrnzdnwO
parking is usually free at night you sperg
>>150140551>90 minute limit>babe hurry the fuck up and finish your dessert before my car gets fucking towed!lmao
>>150140541it's alright, very hot this time of year
pretty dirty in many areas and underdeveloped, there seems to be lots of construction going on
everything is super cheap
anti-gym sperg
anti-nicknames sperg
anti-car sperg
anti-blueplate sperg
good luck towing my 33" muddies bruh
>>150140559>everyone is thing-sperg!
>>150140556>This food sure is taking it's time, we ordered an hour ago...
>>150140556what don't you understand about free?
>>150140566hey spergsperg, how's you night m8?
>>150140576what don't you understand about time limits?
dogs 2016 flag is illegitimate.. I know it, you know it, we all know it
>Can see my breath
Fuck, I thought it was starting to warm up?
Imagine crying about winter.
>>150140591When did I say it wasn't?
>mfw a citycuck has to pay money for the privilege of turning his car off
>>150140580that those are generally for work hours. you can park anywhere at night. do you think cities employ parking inspectors to trudge around at 2am on a tuesday?
>Parking prices in the Melbourne CBD vary significantly by location and time, with hourly rates in public car parks potentially reaching $69 or more, while daily rates at places like Wilson Parking can range from around $28 to $31.
is anticarsperg also antigymsperg?
>In the Melbourne CBD, on-street metered parking is free after 8:30 PM on weekdays and all day on Sundays and public holidays
have you ever even left your house?
>>150140615no but steven monday
>>150140615in those areas, there is no parking allowed overnight
>>150140615>do you think cities employ parking inspectors to trudge around at 2am on a tuesday?Sounds like free revenue.
perth has free parking from 6pm to 6am
last time i rode the bus a family of drunk abbos had taken over the back few rows and were having a massive domestic
>>150140629>Reservation was for 7pmrip
>>150140654Car cucks are stuck with radio stations spamming ads while bus chads get live action entertainment.
ever heard of a cd or dvd champ
this bus goof is hilarious
>>150140664>cd or dvd player in a car
might wanna check that file name unna
but if you don't have a car how do you go for a night drive
>>150140714>tfw heater is busted and won't de-mist windscreen so can't night drive during winter
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i drive iykwim haha
>>150140464Something about this in the middle of a bus spergout made me laugh so hard.
Buses are the most plebian form of public transportation.
>>150140781>transportationFOY
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up the mighty richmond tigers
>Australia could recognise Palestinian state within weeks, won’t wait for Trump
Ah. Good.
Just one mention of if you own a car and I can set and forget.
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>>150140813wow you are cool
>>150140850i prefer a little more privacy
>>150140615they usually subcontract (((tow truck))) companies to have a bloke sit in a car near prime spots and radio in. same shit shopping complexes do for a hundred bucks a car kickback. literally free money.
t. worked for one as the radio bloke
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>>150140874>On a date with your girl>Carpark janny calls in the towtruck mod and gets your car B&
>>150140911>That armpit hairFeeling mogged. Perhaps I'm not the alpha male I thought I was and Nick Daicos deserves more respect.
Jealousy doesn't suit you joshie.
>>150140917my mate had more armpit hair at 12 than i still do at 30
yeah buddy im jealous of someone that posts on 4chan in the middle of the night lol
>>150140910>complaining about stockland
>>150140923Love a thick bush on my jav girls, meanwhile mine is patchy scrub at best.
Plowed this slag that didn’t shave her legs or armpits, but shaved off her pubes. Didn’t quite understand it.
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>jav girls
grim
>>150140968She did it because she likes being shaved, anon. Nothing to do with the brainrot from porno that men like shaved pubes.
Niggas be talmbout riding the bus.. FUCK YOU MEAN NIGGA I AIN’T RIDING COACH WE TAKING THE HELLCAT
>Essendon robbed due to match fixing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hasHuF_gCA
based scoops
>>150141218It's an interesting discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RnHjWqpNx0&list=RD0RnHjWqpNx0&start_radio=1
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cock is twitching & dribbling precum in anticipation of tomorrow's poort home crowd numbers
driving lessons/tests are a humiliation ritual
>>15014134890% of the problems in the US can be traced back to not executing every southern leader at the end of the civil war
>>150141382You WILL fail the first test no matter what. That will be $100 for the retest, thanks.
the civil war was such a retarded mess
>>150140176this but drunk
>>150141502It’s a terrible movie
>omg we don’t take sides we’re just saying what could happen It fucking sucks, alex garland is washed
I’m a nigger, and you can’t ban for for saying that because I am black. I’m a no good, dirty rotten fried chicken eating NIGGER. I’m a BLACK fucking DIRTY NIGGER
IM A STUPID FUCKING CUNT THAT IMMIGRATED TO AUSTRALIA AND DESTROYED IT!!! I’ll see you when I invade your home
I’m a stinky black fucking nigger. Remember how good Australia used to be? Well not anymore it’s not
I’LL MOVE TO YOUR COUNTRY EVEN THEN THOUGH NOBODY WANTS ME AND BRING MY NIGGER WARS HERE!!! The same nigger wars I supposedly
Moved here to get away from. FUCK THE WHITES, ERADICATE ALL WHItes!!! Australia is a country for the NIGGERS NOW!! (Me)
Mate it's gunna be ok I wont let them hurt you.
FUCK WHITE DOGS
FREE PALESTINE
ALWAYS WAS ALWAYS IS
FUCK THE WHITES (SHITES)
>>150141770'risp blue haired poof
Our country is being taken from us and none of you give a shit
We all just sat back and allowed this to happen, we let this happen. All the politicians investment properties are going up with every brown skinned cunt they import. They don’t give a shit about us
Labour liberal it’s all the fucking same. They all own the same houses, they have the same agenda. We should be rioting in the fucking streets but we’re so submissive we just do what we’re told and watch the footy
HOW GOODS THE FOOTY!!!
HOW GOODS THE CRICKET!!!
FUCK YOURSELVES YOU JEW CUNTS
AND FUCK THE ARABS TOO
BE A GOOD BOY AND WATCH THE FOOTY !!!! OH AND PALESTINE!!! CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! LOOK OVER THERE ITS PALESTINE AND CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! ABOS!!! THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT!!! PALESTINE CLIMATE CHANGE AND ABOS !!!!!!!
they sold us out to china and they import Indians en masse
Their invested property values keep rising no matter who we votes for
How the fuck do all these Indians come in? Like if I wanted a visa for another country I would need a skill or a lot of money or something???? Why do we need all these cunts to drive taxis and work at servos? like how the FUCK are they actually coming here??
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ??? How is it so easy for them to move here???
We all sat back and watched this happen and did nothing
Wish I had a dog think that would brighten my life up a bit. Don't care what type but not like a Labrador, labradoodle thing that's got no personality but yeah just a friend. Miss having a dog.
>>150141942Modi paid off a bunch of anglosphere and eastern european leaders because they have a demographic bomb happening. Their census data is crap and there's a lot more jeets and specifically a lot more male jeets than they've been saying. So they get to offload their problem, bring in cash from remittances and cunts like Albo get a big fat paycheck and a new voterbase.
Oh but it’s fine thought… look over there! Palestine! Climate change! ABOS!!! let’s make politics all about Jew shit that nobody gives a fuck about !!!!!!
>>150141942https://www.dfat.gov.au/trade/agreements/in-force/australia-india-ecta
blame albo
Please don't pay attention to Palestine, look it's abos and climate change and domestic violence and Trump. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE? DON'T NOTICE THE CARAVAN. FUCKING SHUT UP YOU ANTISEMITE.
footy, ginny but it all is just a red herring
Spastics are happy to sit by and watch themselves be priced out of their homes, and their lives, but they’ll take to the streets on masse to protest some nigger war that’s beens going on for 500 years
what the fuck is going on in here
>>150142045just let him get it out
True enlightenment is simply ignoring the unprecedented global noticing and crying about the symptoms rather than the disease.
I just want milk that tastes like real milk
>>150142087based full cream milk appreciator mum tortured me for years with hi-lo milk
https://youtu.be/fDkyL9c0QdY?si=cm_bGtnMy7dY2Q9b
>>150142087>>150142129sorry meant based raw milk appreciator
Are we allowed to say that men are men and women are women? Are we allowed to say that???
>>150142129>tfw grew up on powdered milk>fat>didn't really eat much, but still fat>figured it was just the way things were>turns out it was all the milk I devoured>powdered milk was put in a container, so never knew how many calories were in milk until we started getting proper milk much laterKind of obvious thinking about it, animals grow up on it as such, but it never really clicked that milk was responsible for being a fat cunt.
lions finna win this year
>>150142299HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!
just want milfy milkers from my tutor innit
>>150142300>Home ec>Kids laughing about people who have powdered milkyeah, heh...
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>>150142669No god has chosen you to fight this battle.
Thinking /nrl/ might be the superior thread.
i need help… please help me
>>150142688>No godthe importance of a single comma
I’m so lost and I don’t know what do to… I’m just so sad all the time
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>>150142715shut up fool read the 2nd testament kjv and hear the word of god as you are possessed by the holy spirit it's fucking amazing
I am begging you for help and nobody gives a fuck
I will literally fucking kill myself and nobody cares
Alright well im gonna go throw myself in front of a train. Goodbye fuckwits, you could have saved me. BYE..
>>150142750>>150142762Go on your phone and download the bible kjv version and then start reading the second testament read John first, then mark, then matthew, then luke, the acts, then paul, then revelations
open up some ai app and if you need it to explain or decipher what you don't understand
it's the literal word of god written down even Terry A. Davis agrees
>>150142732>he still can't tell the difference between>No god has chosen you to fight this battle.and
>No, God has chosen you to fight this battle.
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>>150142853i don't talk to want about it officer
Yes. I am guilty
Guilty of being a white man
Pine gap glowniggers won’t catch me I DO NOT CONSENT
good luck champ you're only behind 6 proxies iykwim haha
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I can’t post threads on certain boards I’ve just spent 10 minutes trying
Use this classic as op pic if you want
OMG JEZ ONLY KICKED 4 THE DREAM IS OVER HE SHOULD HAE FILLED HIS BOOTS AGAINST ESSENDON AND DIDNT OMG OMG OMG