Thread 150139855

SNUBCASTLE EDITION

>convince everyone you're broke
>rival fans get their hopes up
>spend a casual 300M
>they seethe

What did Sir Jim Chadcliffe mean by this?

Isak (just like Gyokeres) seems like locker room cancer. Both players spat their dummy out and refused to play or train even though they're contracted to do so. Extremely unprofessional.

I'M TO SESKY FOR MY SHIRT

today Espanyol rapes these bums

no castle for oil men

>>150139926
Maybe it's just Swedish culture.

Aston Villa WILL win a trophy this season

>AC Milan’s Musah admits he would prefer going to Naples over Newcastle.
kek

>snubbed by pedro
>snubbed by sesko
>snubbed by cunha
>snubbed by ekitike
>snubbed by delap
>snubbed by kudus
>snubbed by mbeumo
>snubbed by trafford
Holy fuck I didn’t know it was this bad
I’m in tears

>>150139895
>puts the club further into debt
>gets them relegated
>leaves
oh boy did he cuck you good

>>150139895
Based
>>150140016
Said seething rival

>>150139997
Yeah, you can't have too many Swedes in the squad. They'll start showing up late for training and dancing around instead of training.

>>150139895
he put hundreds of mancuninans out of work and wrecked the family community of the club and you're LAUGHING?

>>150139983
Spaniards were spawned by raping invaders.

>>150140109
I am, yes.

It appears that you've upset the Troon Army. They made another /trans/ thread for no reason

>>150140008
They dont want to live in Newcastle lmao

Are white boy strikers back?

>>150139895
They thought we were out of the game… but we’re holding all the cards now

have we decided which thread we're using yet
this one came first but the other one was linked
i think this one wins for not being made by a foreign flag

>>150140295
>have we decided which thread we're using yet
I also need this answered for autism purposes

>>150140008
just isn't true though is it

>>150140295
Britain for the British imo

>>150140259
Haaland looks like one of those albino blacks.

>>150139895
Pointed out this fraudulent behaviour on r/reddevils and got permabanned for trolling. Then their mods grassed me up to r/gunners mods and they permabanned me too(I'm an arsenal fan). I was already permabanned on r/soccer. The only place I can talk about football on the Internet is here, twitter and BBC comments

It's tragic, can't even chat against shit to your rivals

>>150141157
Make a new account you retard

>>150141157
KWAB

>>150139895
You better pray cunha mbeumo and sesko do well. They cost around 200M in total
You can only spend so much money on expensive flops before it starts biting you in the ass.
Cunha especially looks like potential locker room poison. Sesko isnt EPL proven, and mbeumo looks fat.

>>150141288
>You can only spend so much money on expensive flops before it starts biting you in the ass.

It's already happening. Finishing 15th and 8th for the past two seasons and now desperately trying to sell off expensive flops that were supposed to be elite. This summer splurge feels like a last roll of the dice to stop United getting stuck as a midtable club for a generation.

>>150140003
Cannot imagine why.

>>150141182
no, that's kekking out

>>150140310
Yes, objectively.

>>150140109
>put hundreds of mancuninans out of work
I'm a plastic from London so, I don't give a shit

the only based move newcastle could pull at this point is shipping Isak off to Saudi

>>150139926
Both players agreed to contract renewals with the club with an explicit but not contractual understanding that they would get sold to desirable clubs given a moderate transfer offer, and both players got shafted.

Players are dumb morons who believe the whole "we're a family" spiel that managers and club directors shit out. Like an employee who goes to HR to complain about his boss thinking that HR is their friend and will help them.

TAA had the right of it. Tell the club no thanks I don't want to renew and then just smile and nod. If Isak and Gyokeres had any balls they would have just done a press conference and lay it all out. "I signed a renewal to help the club get some transfer funds on the transfer they guaranteed me, now they're going back on their word, so I'm injured until further notice."

>birmingham started 3 asian players
Insane

scousemong seething again KEK. He’s searching the archives again

How will everyone else spend their Saturday ? Lmao

This is actually good defending and here is why, a thread (1/47)

>Manure has won the Prem every year that a new GTA has been released
Amorimsisters....we're going home...

>>150152314
I can't believe I'm getting nostalgic for COVID-era footy and life in general. Anything before this whole AI bullshit has automatic soul.

luke shaw is still a man united player in 2025

>>150152314
>he’s melting down

he's the next GOAT transfer from Ajax

>>150152330
Normal to romanticise the past. It’s why we miss ex-girlfriends

Be careful, there's going to be a lot of non league shitters today getting hyped and trying to shill their dogshit "sport".

Don't fall for it

>>150152395
i mean would you enter the season with a new CM or a new GK?

Your favourite numetal band and your second football team?

I’m a Korn and Huddersfield Town man myself

reposting these replies in here

>>150152280
>His release clause is 75mil
so? do you think it's necessary for clubs to pay a release clause to get a player?

>>150152250
>will have to bring a new CM
not really, especially when Donnarumma and Costa are more available than Baleba or Wharton

AND THEN I SAW THE PRICE
AND IM A BALEBA

>>150140016
>further into debt
nigger, the cut costs which all of you socialist retards were balling your eyes out over

>>150140109
it's fucking hilarious

>>150141157
you're just like me, I got banned 3 times from Redcafe. basically, I just can't socialise like a normal person. it's why I come to this shithole

https://x.com/ManUtd/status/1954111914029506889
SESKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150152404
Korn and Charlton Athletic for me desu

>>150140109
>he put hundreds of mancuninans out of work and wrecked the family community of the club and you're LAUGHING?

None of the United fans are from Manchester and they actively hate Northerners or English people in general

>>150152435
>They fell for another shit striker

kek

Newcastle replacing Isak with Jackson is giving me Liverpool replacing Suarez with Balotelli vibes.

>>150152434
damn right, Man Utd is a London Tory club. Livepool is for poortherner socialist Labour voters

transfer window would be much more interesting if Newcastle could spend, prove me wrong

>>150152466
they could spend otherwise they wouldn't outbid and offer more wage for the strikers that eventually moved to other clubs

>>150152440
>2 goals less than Ekitike
>30m less

>>150152466
they can spend but nobody wants to play for Newcastle unless they have no choice

>>150152466
>It's le heckin Sky Six's fault nobody wants to join our club

The victim complex is so boring

ayo they should re-sign Almiron (forgot this dude returned back to MLS)

it's over

>>150152485
Raul Jimenez had 2 goals less than Cunha, why didn't you buy him?

>>150152466
Newcastle can spend. It's just that nobody wants to join them.

>>150152466
I agree (only if they weren't allowed to spend on an Isak extension)

>>150152506
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

Liverpool sold 3 forwards for nothing KEK

>>150152506
isak in 25/26 season

>>150152506
>Luke Edwards

>>150152474
>>150152486
>>150152487
>>150152509
absolute bullshit, mates. if players could see Newcastle putting down big amounts of money they would want to join, same as with City and Chelsea. Newcastle could also just offer way more in wages or transfer fees until their club became that attractive place, again just like Chelsea and City

>>150152506
honestly hope they just put him in the reserves the whole season and let him fume for there. it might even fuck up his whole career when other clubs see what a stroppy unreliable bitch he is

>>150152527
nah going to Newcastle is like going to the Saudi league for massive wages, it's career suicide

it's CONFIRMED, lads

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c39dx8mjd39o

>>150152506
This is the same journalist who got mogged by Indykaila and said Isak only missed the start of pre season due to injury btw

>>150152542
of course it's not. if they were allowed to spend, they could easily get PLs and a CL

Lmao is there really a player called Belieber wtf

>Arsenal try to sign Sesko
>…….
>Man Utd sign Sesko
>HES SHIT HES SHIT HES SHIT
always fun watching a scousemong melty. He’s my primary source for Man Utd news he’s always up to date

>>150152564
Still nobody would sign for them because there are 5 or 6 more attractive clubs to join in England alone, not to mention all the European teams that can offer them a payday.

>>150152577
That's nothing. There's an Italian player named Kevin Lasagna.

>>150152536
>it might even fuck up his whole career when other clubs see what a stroppy unreliable bitch he is
Considering Liverpool just had this with Trent it's hilarious they want to repeat it.

>>150152409
>so? do you think it's necessary for clubs to pay a release clause to get a player?
City made a 40mil bid months early and got rejected so what do you think?

Anyone else can't access instagram?

>>150152404
For me, it’s System of a Down and Crystal Palace

>>150152616
so you think Newcastle would never succeed if they could spend what their owners have even though it worked for City and Chelsea? makes sense

>>150152506
>luke edwards
transfer incoming

So now that Isak is unavailable what next for LFC after selling Darwin and Diaz?
Get a funny feeling FSG pull a “we have Chiesa at home”

>>150152506
Brutal,
Need Liverpool to bring back Darwizzy, I don't think he has completed the medical yet

>>150152618
Lasagna has nothing on bayern's Wisdom Mike

>>150152685
Chelsea and City did it in a different era when the only teams offering obscene wages + a chance at regular silverware were Man United and Real Madrid.
For context City were already winning the league by the time the Qatari's took over PSG. Joining City in 2012 was a different prospect to joining 5th place Newcastle in present day.

Why do people think Newcastle can't achieve success without massively outspending everyone? There was a time not so long ago when players would rather go to Spuds than Liverpool

>>150141157
Can someone ban this lad from here so he goes on to the streets after being arrested for comments on BBC sports

Arsenal vs Bilbao
Man Utd vs Fiorentina

Any others today?

>>150152789
A lot of forwards were keepers when they were younger.

>>150152768
Newcastle vs Atletico
Bournemouth vs Real Sociedad
Wolves vs Celta Vigo
Villa vs Marseille
West Ham vs Lille
Brighton vs Wolfsburg
Sunderland vs Augsburg
Fulham vs Frankfurt
Brentford vs Monchengladbach
Burnley vs Lazio
Leeds vs Milan
Everton vs Roma
City vs Palermo
Nottingham Forest vs Al-Qadsiyah

I think that's all of them

>>150152663
40m is less than 75m

>>150152755
so your argument is since teams have more money now Newcastle couldn't outspend them? that's not even close to being true

Hope ŠeškGOAT plays against Arse-anal

>>150152862
30~40mil is also the price PSG is asking for Donnarumma. Stop being retarded. The choice is obvious.

>>150152924
what's Donnarumma got to do with Costa's release clause or clauses in general, spastic?

>>150152897
Wages are just one of the factors a player considers when choosing a club. Same reason all the elite players aren't playing in Saudi already.
Newcastle could offer big wages but at the end of the day they're still Newcastle and until they perform consistently and raise their status as a club players will choose to go elsewhere

https://x.com/Melo_lfc/status/1953796806569054544?s=19

KEK

>>150152974
you're such a fucking mong. by this logic, no club could go from not success to success because players don't want to join a club that is not successful. why are the irish consistently always the worst posters?

>>150152998
The best players want to join the best clubs. Why is that so difficult for you to accept? There's nothing stopping Newcastle buying and developing lesser known players and growing bigger that way, like they've being doing. They think because they finished in the top 6 they can suddenly compete for elite players. It's delusion

Not sure all these raised expectations are going to do Ruben "we have to suffer" Amorim any good

>>150152435
He looks so much like another player here but I cannot think of their name or who they played for to save my life.

>>150153027
>The best players want to join the best clubs. Why is that so difficult for you to accept?
no shit, retard. but what you're saying is that City could not have gone from midtable to winning titles because they were in midtable, which is the opposite of what factually happened

>They think because they finished in the top 6 they can suddenly compete for elite players
City bought Tevez, Aguero and Silva that Man Utd were interested in. they also bought a shit-ton of players from Arsenal. stop replying, you clueless fuck

>>150153061
Stop getting so heated just because I'm pointing out factually there are a dozen clubs that players would rather go to than Newcastle. Can you name a dozen clubs other than City that could offer a player 300 grand a week in 2009?

>>150153099
>until they perform consistently and raise their status as a club players will choose to go elsewhere
>can you name a dozen clubs other than City that could offer a player 300 grand a week in 2009?
You're contradicting yourself.

This is all so incredibly dull

>>150153111
>You're contradicting yourself
No you're just a retard. More clubs that can offer high wages + higher status + sporting success = harder to sign elite players compared to 15-20 years ago.

Šeško not playing today?

>>150153168
He just landed lad

>>150153168
Doubtful. Is he rated in you're country?

>>150153154
Man City didn't perform "consistently and raise their status a club" in 2009. Two of the three players Anon mentioned above didn't even join Man City that year.

>>150153192
Yeah exactly, they joined when Man City were already the 2nd best team in the league

>>150153180
Rated how? As in liked? He's no Dončić. People have soured on him after he missed that 1 on 1 vs Portugal. He's more hated than anything.

>>150153207
>Man City were already the 2nd best team in the league
They literally weren't.

>rodri got injured AGAIN
Yeah he's washed

>>150153219
They clearly were

>>150153235
David Silva joined Man City when they finished 5th. Aguero joined Man City when they finished 3rd.

Luke Edwards said Newcastle have told Isak he's not leaving.

So let's all wait for the accepted Liverpool bid that will no doubt come later today after Edwards curses yet another Newcastle move

David Silva was a Japanese bastard

>>150152506
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA SNUBBERPOOL

>>150153266
If he fucks that one up I don't see how the Telegraph can keep him employed. He has been an absolute shite journo for years.

>>150153266
ManCHADster GOATnited won (again)

>>150153257
My bad, I thought they joined the same season, they finished 3rd on goal difference and that Chelshit side (Torres era) was clearly declining. Newcastle wouldn't be able to get a David Silva today because there'd be too many other big clubs in for him.

luke edwards just stealing indy's info now

Is the slovenian united customer because of sesko of he's been customer way before that. I swear there's a slovak or slovenian poster who also supports united (i know the serbian though, your lot has similar flags)

>>150153295
You're probably getting confused with the Slovakian Juve fan who despised United because they bought Pogba. Vanished years ago.

Based Man United cucking the Liverpool Isak deal

>>150153295
I've been watching PL for a long time but never had a side. I'm now cheering for United since one of our guys is playing for them.

>gentlemen agreement
This is quickly becoming my favorite meme.

>>150153322
It sounds like code for secret butt sex

>Alexander Isak has been told by the Newcastle United board he is not for sale this summer and will not be allowed to join Liverpool in a show of defiance from the club’s Saudi owners.

what's the point? pissing him off just means he isn't going to play well

>85 mil for sesko
but why???

>>150153293
Guessing Indy's "team" consists of no editors.

>>150153348
Which means nobody will want him next summer.

>it feels like us winning the Carabao cup has really irked Liverpool, and I wouldn't be surprised if they moved on Isak just to disrupt things at Newcastle.
How have Liverpool turned into a Machiavellian boogeyman in the minds of so many in the span of one year?

>>150153348
Pride. Good for them, desu. Sick of all these divas throwing tantrums to force that way out of a club. Respect for my guy Benji for being a class act.

what do we think of Man Uniteds new front 3?

>>150153349
Only £66M guaranteed.

Its an English club so I dont see why people are using Euros.

>>150153353
It just means his value will plummet. So you spend a year's extra wages on him, for no extra goals and at the end of it all, you sell him for 60m instead of 130m. It's suicide to keep him.

>>150153370
Real Madrid had the original BBC desu

>>150153378
>It's suicide to keep him.
As opposed to selling him, getting literally nobody in and having to compete on four fronts with William Osula as the only senior striker of any sort.

>>150153370
More like Oreo, kek

>>150153348
>pissing him off just means he isn't going to play well
Nah. Not during world cup year when Sweden's team actually looks good and his spot is under competition.

>>150153348
Players have too much of it and need to be reminded who is boss.

>>150153372
Because United paid in Euros. All transfers between two non-GBP European clubs use Euros mong boy.
>I-I know I was being ironi-
Hang yourself.

>>150153391
Should've thought about that when he informed the club last summer that he would be leaving this summer. They had a year to find targets and pursue them and instead they waited until 2 weeks before the season starts to start scrambling. The average FM player could've done a better job than their backroom staff has.

>>150153391
>getting literally nobody in
Why would they do this? Their only problem is they keep trying to replace him with players that are already targets of bigger clubs. If they just pay up for Wissa and get someone else like Strand-Larsen or the Porto guy they'd be sorted, and have funds available to buy a CB and some squad pieces.

>>150153398
Under competition from who?

>>150153448
The Wissa deal is happening. It all just hinges on Brentford getting a replacement in. Big mess of dominoes all waiting for one to tipple first.

>>150153445
>Should've thought about that when he informed the club last summer that he would be leaving this summer.
See what >>150153405 said. PIF have fucked up massively but it's not Isak's decision to say when he's leaving.

>>150153461
gyokeres?

ABU bros...

Annie Knight and Lily Phillips linked up!

>>150153464
>It's not Isak's decision
Of course it is. He could walk out of the club tomorrow and go AWOL and there's nothing the Saudis could do about it. We've tried to explain to you before that signing a contract doesn't make slavery legal again.

>>150153468
Sweden plays both Isak and Gyokeres together. They aren't in competition with each other for places.

>>150153494
>Of course it is. He could walk out of the club tomorrow and go AWOL and there's nothing the Saudis could do about it.
Even in the times of player power no player is bigger than a club. If the club think isak is treating them like shit they'll treat him like shit. You're acting like he can terminate his contract without Newcastle having a say in the matter.

>We've tried to explain to you before that signing a contract doesn't make slavery legal again.
I have no idea who you're confusing me with at all. You clearly have no understanding of how football contracts work if you're equating them to slavery.

>>150148276
>I'm injured until further notice
saudis will invite him for lunch at the embassy and we'll never see him again

CAM ON FIORENTINA

>>150153370
Of course it's paki

>>150153135
Because it's the same fucking story day after day for weeks now. Nearly the entire transfer window has been about one player

>>150153552
nah man that's indonesian (i'd know because nugroho is a common name here)

>>150153533
If Isak walks out of the club tomorrow, then Newcastle can ot force him to return and play. It's that simple. Newcastle cannot control whether Isak leaves or not, only if he is allowed to sign for another team. It's incredible to me that there are apparently at least two of you in here who think contracts compel people to obey them.

Go blades

Saw UTDtrey running today lel

Apparently he is famous

>>150153370
Chido to have his break out season and it becomes CBBC

just popping in to check if Liverpool are getting snubbed again (they are)

>>150153585
He is an AFTV legend

Do Newcastle really want to risk our guy Ekitike banging 25 goals and Liverpool not coming back in for Isak next summer?

>>150153580
About to get ready and head out for pre-match pints. No idea what to expect today, could win 5-2 could lose 5-2.

>>150153555
oh no what a loss, what will they ever do?

thought on this legend?

>>150153579
He's not going to walk out though because he wouldn't be paid anything for the time he was away and he's already said how much he loves money.

Wrexham battering Southampton. Another massive club Newcastle will have to compete with for signings next season

Perhaps the most painful part of this transfer window for Newcastle troons is that SUNDERLAND have had a relatively great window in comparison. All sensible signings that will give them every chance to stay up.

what the fuck is that defending????

How much are United paying BOSSko?

United getting battered by Fiorentina

It's fucking over! Newcastle SAVE ME!

>>150153645
Completely irrelevant to the discussion. Try to keep up.

great tactical decision of putting mason mount as the furthest man on the pitch, what the fuck has he been doing jesus christ

what's kosher salt mean? is it just normal salt?

>>150153655
>All sensible signings
They haven't improved the defence one jot.

>>150153747
>tactical
he just put someone there so hojlud gets the hint to leave

>>150153749
they take regular salt, and then they sprinkle a bunch of mashed up foreskins over it

>>150153749
It's just cooking salt basically.

It's crucial to remember how much abuse De Gea got while he was at United, especially his last 2 seasons.
Right now we are seeing a rewriting of history where Ten Hag booted him out unceremoniously, purely out of spite.

mbumo is playing too wide at times

>>150153728
Bueno is fucking tiny kek

is that OG lol

great job by de gea on the corner

holy save

>>150153579
>Newcastle cannot control whether Isak leaves or not, only if he is allowed to sign for another team.
So by that logic he wouldn't be able to play for any other club until 2028 because there's no way Newcastle would authorise the move given his behaviour this summer.

>>150153877
It's a PR disaster for the club if they do that. Why would any top player want to move to a club that treats it's players like that?

How quickly "cannot" (i.e. impossible) turns into "d-dude the optics-" (i.e. it would make me sad if they do this entirely possible thing)

Liversimp has been wiping his arse with Geordie Bastard's tongue and yet GB will only go after the Mick
He is PETRIFIED of Scousers!

mad how Isak would rather sit on the couch for 3 years than play one more game of football for Newcastle United

if you watch the game you don't see mason mount, but if you see mason mount you realize this dude actually starts the game

>>150153411
Kys stupid faggot

>>150153886
>Why would any top player want to move to a club that treats it's players like that?
To the contrary, why should any club allow a player to shit all over them with no repercussions?

>>150153728
Is Mbeumo like 5 foot 6? Is everyone at Brentford tiny because I never noticed the height disparity before.

>>150153811

SOVL

Anybody find it crazy that True Geordie got legit outed as a cuck with a BBC fetish who likes to get pegged and people suddenly started taking his opinions seriously?

>>150152322
the sissy flop is nearly impossible to defend, that's why it's used so often

>>150152322
United destroyed Hmagz

>>150152676
>System of a Down
did you know they're Armenian?

>>150152322
>wait for it harry, wait for it..bang! ah fuck. wait, I mean, what a clever tactical foul, that's right lads don't let em get past you

>>150152737
>Wisdom Mike
not familiar with the office, sorry

>>150152813
this seems backwards

>>150154283
>>150154260
>>150154225
I still have a full collection of videos of this retard

I stopped collecting them when everybody realised what a lolcow he is. But United customers seem to be trying to shill him again, so I might restart

Just saw I think Amad put his arms behind his back even though he was near Fiorentina's penalty box because their player was about to boot the ball forward. It looked like such an automatic thing to do.

Remember when /epl/ used to be spammed (and it was spam) with how Harry Maguire was world class and a Ballon d'Or contender when playing for England, despite very little (I'd personally say zero) pointing to this being remotely the case

>>150153728
new B-B-C just dropped. Byran. Benjamin. Cunha.

does modern footballing life require you to be an absolute ass for doing the simplest thing such as honoring the contract you literally signed for?

>>150154382
>>150154373

Why is Newcastle so adamant on ruining Isak's career? Is this really good for the club's reputation?

>>150154403
Should have gone the Trent route and just seen out his contract while pretending to care.

>>150154372
>club promises to sell you
>go back on their word
>its the players fault

wew

>>150154458
>gentlemen agreement
>promises
kekw

>>150154472
that is literally what an agreement is

>>150154382
>Google AI
Where is it pulling this info from?

>>150153533
>You're acting like he can terminate his contract without Newcastle having a say in the matter.

he can

>>150154496
Newcastle would still hold his registration rights. He would effectively be unemployable as a footballer for three years.

my wrexham :(

>>150154508
nah, you can buy yourself out but nobody ever does it because it would be a shitshow for football as a whole

>>150154478
You're thinking of a signed contract.

>>150154555
Pretty sure that happens in La Liga.

>>150154618
not quite the same thing

We're all backing Crystal Palace tomorrow

>>150154544
STICK THAT ON YOUR FUCKING DOCUMENTARY

>>150154710
>He's still only 24
>Which is the same amount of appearances he's made for Hotting Spur

>>150154276
Yes but I won’t hold it against them

Reminder that Sancho and Antony are still United players.

united are gonna play bayindir against assna

>>150154762
should be heaton

Amad panenka followed by a Mainoo thunderbolt

Good pens. Man United win their 3rd pre season trophy this summer.

is nippleman finished or back to the bench?

Did you see that score G?
5-4 on penalties

>indy finally starts getting things right and people start considering him at least not a complete joke anymore
>other journos immediately start robbing his exclusives and passing them off as their own
kek it is cutthroat out there on twitter

>>150154781
what % of the Prem are scandies and blacks

>>150154791
>Did you see that score G?
>5-4 on penalties

>>150154311
>booting that dressing room cancer in the head is a bad thing actually
Anti-maguireFAGS actually believe this

>>150154311
Sickens me to remember that pogshit scored in and won a WC final

>>150154710
I regret not pushing harder to become a pro footballer after reading tweets like these. Shitters like Bryan Gil get opportunity after opportunity, check after check and NOBODY realises he belongs on a construction site rather than a football field

>>150154311
Pogba getting annoyed pisses me off more. Reminds me of Onana get annoyed at Maguire when he first came too. Just playing up to the cameras because he knew people were making fun of Maguire instead of being a good team-mate.

>manure keep conceding from set pieces
>arsenal can only score from set pieces

This opening game has the recipe for /mug/ kino

where are the actual TRANSfere news?

>>150154998
>from their academy

Buying a player at age 17 for £30m and then selling him on is not exactly "from the academy"

Dave, shut the fuck up

>championship games
>Saints vs Wrexham
>kino game
>now semen slurpers

>>150155041
Fuck off Stephen

>>150154942
I never understood this 'Arsenal can only score from set pieces' meme. Everton were the kings, by a large margin, last year with like 50% of their goals being set pieces. I don't think Arsenal even broke 30%. Also it doesn't really matter. Arsenal are shit now and United have just bought 80 goal contribution total players. It'll end 4-0 to United. Onana will have a blinder.

>>150154729
Chelsea should have bought him for that price

>>150155079
did u forget their season last year for a second?

>>150155154
He saw Indy’s tweet

>>150155086
he looks like a gay pornstar. explain that one to me

indy beefing with ben jacobs

>>150155175
>he looks like a gay pornstar. explain that one to me
hmmm

>>150155192
And shat himself when called out.

>>150154933
Had a bad feeling about Onana too since that moment, but had no idea at the time that he'd be a flop to the extent that he's been. Just want him fucked off asap

>>150155206
whomstve sharted?

well?

>>150154311
>a nignog getting what he deserved
>this is somehow a bad thing

Just britbong things

>>150155234
https://x.com/indykaila/status/1954179858252149172

Welcome to Chelsea!

>>150155228
too bad Utd won't be able to get rid of any more players this summer. they couldn't even get Rashford out on more than a loan, kek

>>150155242
Watkins Rogers Guessand

>>150155242
should have shown Newcastle but without Isak, missed opportunity

>>150155253
screenshot?

>>150155289
>screenshot?
nah it's a link brother

>>150155242
ON PAPER

City > Liverpool > Man United > Chelsea > Arsenal

>>150155276
I never expected anyone to buy trashford with the wages that hes on, its a miracle in itself that barca wanted to cover his wages in full.
Antony will probably be a loan as well, and I don't even want Garnacho to leave even though it's unavoidable at this point

>>150155307
cba to read this, 2bh. could you summarize it for me? thanks, Grok

>>150155242
Any front 3 that has Salah in it is inherently the best front 3.

I admire what Liverpool are doing on that shoestring budget of theirs.

Most expensive goalkeeper and defender at one point. Premier League's most expensive player in Wirtz.

A true underdog story for the ages.

>[BREAKING NEWS] Celtic 'knock plans for Atlantic League' as chief prefers club being part of breakaway British league [BBC] [ORNSTEIN]
Wtf? Are the Scots gonna take over our league now?

>>150155327
1 player doesn't make a team. Hes not Prime Ronaldo.

>>150155289
Right now it’s Barnes Gordon Elanga

>>150155352
I'm assuming you mean R9 and not the inferior Ronaldo. Either way, he's by far the best player in the league and automatically makes his front 3 the best one.

>>150155349
genuinely don't understand why they don't just join the EFL, what possible upside is there to having a scottish league

>>150155352
>1 player doesn't make a team.
>a team
still learning to read, are we lad?

>>150155307
Ben Jacobs was crediting Indy too just a day or so ago

>>150155353
gordon can't play centre forward

>>150155362
They like being a big fish in a minuscule puddle. They were desperate for Rangers to never be allowed back so they could more easily retain said big fish status. Pathetic.

>>150155362
EFL wouldn't accept them

>>150155360
Both better than Palah

>>150155386
Yeah they are. Neither of them are in the Premier League, therefore Salah's front 3 is the best front 3.

>>150155375
>you now remember Rangers trying to buy Bury for a theoretical place in English football

>>150155362
no easy european route

>>150155368
Apparently you haven't. Stupid ESL.

>>150155389
Gakpo and Ekitike are ass

>>150155394
I want you to read back and try to find the part where anyone says anything about an entire team. When you realise the discussion is purely about front 3s, I'd like your apology written in the style of jar jar binks. Good boy.

>>150155406
I want you to learn English.

>>150155404
And yet their front 3 is still the best, because Salah is in it.

>>150155392
i can't be arsed doing the maths but there's no chance the money from crashing out the cl is more than they'd get from prem tv rights

>>150155411
I accept your concession. I understand you're feeling very embarrassed about your mistake, but you'll get over it, Rajesh.

>>150155373
By right now I meant in the friendly they are playing right now

>>150155404
Gakpo is the best LW in the league. Ekitike is unproven, like Cherki, like Gyokeres, like Sesko

>>150155412
>>150155421
>>150155463
Liversissies dilating rn

>>150155154
>Did not expect Isak to behave that way?
Do they not have new-europeans in New Castle?

>>150155463
>Gakpo is the best LW in the league
I'll use the usual go to LW for this example

>Gakpo 24/25
>LW apps: 30
>Goals: 10
>Assists: 5
>YC: 4
>RC: 0
>Minutes: 1850

>Barnes 24/25
>LW apps: 26
>Goals: 9
>Assists: 5
>YC: 0
>RC: 0
>Minutes: 1362

Mad the best LW in the league is objectively worse than Harvey "Meme" Barnes.

how about we settle this disagreement in a good old fashioned way, a Boxing match.
the FSG elects a fine scouse boxer, and MBS elects a norfern toon one.
whoever wins gets to take isak (150m+tip exclusive price in case FSG wins).

>>150155509
Barnes 24/25
>9 goals
Gakpo 24/25
>18 goals


He's objectively twice as good

What's wrong with the fans in England? Why so butthurt? I read the comments and now that Benjamin has decided to play for United, all I read from fans of other clubs is:

>He'll flop
>Flop in the making
>Mistake loading...
>Rubbish
>Disaster
Etc.

LMFAO

Wait Man U drew with Fiorentina? They lost 2-0 to Leicester last week kek

>>150155589
If you were paying attention people have been saying this since Leipzig’s price reveal. He would flop at Newcastle too.

He can jump!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-BUHAPzWmY

>>150152506
>luke edwards
So that means Isak is definitely going this window then

At this point, I would just take the chance that Isak will be forced to eventually play for Newcastle rather than sell him this late into the window. All the money in the world cannot buy a proper replacement for him when the best available option is Nicholas fucking Jackson.

>>150155709
That is a recipe for getting £80m for him in January. They’d be better off getting Wissa and spending the money in Jan themselves if it can’t be spent now.

Huh, I forgot Füllkrug exists actually

>>150155751
he does like to take 3 month breaks from the sport

>>150155739
Wissa leading the line with CL football is absolutely diabolical

yo what the FUCK is up with these ads on my dodgy stream

>>150155751
Spending all his goals and healthy minutes where it matters

>we won't sell until we sign replacement
>vilify and abuse your star striker for all your potential strikers to see
>be surprised when no one wants to come
Newcastle aren't just bad at negotiations. they're retarded

>>150155822
If Newcastle wants to be a big club, then it is time they put on their big boy pants and tell their players to stop being faggots. Or suffer as an eternal selling club.

>>150155595
Actually Man United won on penals. Nobody wanted to score on De Gea.

>>150155797
>>150155808
A West Ham fan told me he wouldnt he a West Ham striker without long injury breaks lol

>>150155869
They're long way from being a big club tho

>>150155595
Fiorentina own goal too

>>150155911
And if they keep selling their star players especially those with 3 year contracts, they will never be a big club.

>>150155889
It's true, think our last non-crocked one was Haller (who neither Pellegrini or Moyes could get anything from)
He also got testicular cancer after he left us which I guess you could count as being crocked

how to obtain a dodgy fire stick

>>150155822
The DoF resigned a few days after the person responsible for replacing him went on cancer leave so they’ve let Eddie Howe’s brother have the job this window.

>>150155937
All firesticks are dodgy firesticks. You just need to turn on Developer Mode and then download and install the apps that let you watch things for free.

newcastle bros.... we cannot win!

>>150155951
>You just need to turn on Developer Mode and then download and install the apps that let you watch things for free.
how

>>150156000
You can just google that part. It's not illegal to turn on developer mode on android devices or to download Downloader on your firestick. The "tricky" part is finding someone to pay to provide you a login for their servers. Ask your family and friends, someone will know someone.

>Griezmann comes on
>Scores

>Yesterday Glasner threatens to quit if Guehi leaves
>Today Liverpool line up bid for Guehi
Homewreckers

can newcastle complete a signing

>>150155937
you need to go to a dodgy 'friend' who will chat you up and show you how he put porn on your 'stick

>>150156087
Disrespectful display by the keeper

>>150156138
To be fair I would be fucking angry if I was Glasner at how Palace have handled the last 6 months. Genuinely amazed he hasn't walked out on them yet.

>>150156216
Stopped him from going to Bayern (they would have made 20m quid too) only to sell everyone who is surplus to finishing 12th again, without replacement.

>>150156284
The Steve Parish way. Imagine how angry he was when Palace won the cup.

>>150156146
>28
He's 24 though...

>Gordon knock
>Leave him out there
>Pulled up, hamstring blown, covering his face

that's gordon out all season

>>150156340
that's allright they'll bring someone in to replace him soon

>every friendly is available to watch on youtube
>every friendly except for Fulham vs Frankfurt
Who do I blame for this?

just start the season with this team

based mo asking the tough questions

>>150154311
Maguire's banter era was one of the most entertaining things
Still remember EtH playing him as a striker a couple seasons ago

>>150156421
i can imagine the word 'jews' is already at the tip of his tongue

>>150156332
Walked off gingerly so we will see

>>150156421
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150156470
he isn't a cow

>>150156421
That is pretty based

could've been based if Salad just straight up namedropped Israel in his tweet but ofc he's not that brave

>gyokores goal
apologise

what happened to this dude? remember the season he scored double digit?

>>150156421
>All those seething Jews in the replies
I wish Liverpool had more likable players

>>150156576
vgh..my 23/24 fpl legend

zubimendi is a baller boys, sorry to say

>>150156605
>tf
>tp

Mudslimes are a cancer on humanity

>>150156636
What the...when did the chosen turn up in Finland?

>>150156636
Post nose

>>150156421
ofc the indian supports liverpool

>>150156636
/trans/ is anti genocide, get the fuck out of here

>>150156576
turned out he was absolute shit

>>150156654
it's the colour scheme (multiple puns unintended)

>>150156636
Oy vey

Salah didn't have this urgency nor passion for Jota's death
In fact did you know: Mohamad Salah attended NO services for Jota's death let alone the funeral itself ('recovering' from his second hair transplant)
Scousers accept this from him. Will not be drawn on a direct comment on it at all. All you'll get is ad hominem attacks

this year is >our year lads

>>150156636
not falling for it shlomo

>>150155242
Kek Foden got memoryholed.

CAM ON RANGERS

>>150156576
The usual one trick workhorse east asian player.

>>150156843
pooden should try to go to sperms if he wants to prove himself, i mean he already won lots of trophies why not go for a new challenge

>>150156812
MASSIVE

>>150156794
downcycle innit

>>150152600
ive lurked this thread for a month, and what i saw from it was 2-3 retards saying every thread that the Gyokeres transfer would fall for Arsenal and that they really wanted Sesko instead and that he was shit and they were getting scammed.

>>150156843
>>150156890
I actually forgot about zesty47

We already know Arsenal walked away from the Sesko deal due to his dickhead agent named Elvis - likely not his real name - announcing him as Messi (purposefully not even using inverted commas, he literally just dubbed him Messi before he walked into the room)
Geordie Bastard wanting to shift the narrative to them rather than Newcastle, who got SNUBBED by Sesko, is of no surprise
What is a surprise is how he isn't used to snubs by now

let the man have an outlet, imagine following the transfer season this close and your club just shits the bed every week

honestly i don't get newcastle needing to buy a new striker just in case Isak leaves, shouldn't they bring in a new backup striker anyway to rotate with Isak? or they're just gonna trust Osula for that?

>>150156685
It's not genocide, if they are not human

>>150157040
are u implying jews are?

>>150157055
I've not said a single thing about jews, stop hallucinating

>>150156992
How do I develop your level of brain damage

>>150157074
Engage with the points Geordie Bastard
You know this is all accurate, it's been posted here for weeks
Anyway Eddie's got his 27th choice in household name Malick Thiaw so don't seethe all night okay?

>>150157139
>he thinks I'm "Geordie Bastard", a character he invented
Were you born this defective or did you suffer it in an accident

>>150157040
>debunking the holocaust

>wahhh I not Geordie I just love to rim Saudis and-
Anyway pipe down, a smarter and taller people than your average Geordie would be going after Scousers for their (even then) absurd notion that signing Newcastle target Ekitike would make Isak more likely

>>150157179
Do you have loicense for that message?

>>150157189
So you were born brain damaged at birth, thanks for confirming

>>150157194
why are u going to bat for the heebs mate?

Simply cannot bring himself to go after them
We're all seeing this 'pet'
Little midget Scotch cunt scared of Scousers LOL

also i've seen a lot of brits saying stoptheboats, that's our thing, you can't just take our thing

>>150157244
I just want the religion of peace to not stab Finns to death.

This isnt real, right?

>>150157153
geordie bastard

>>150157258
Not even the character you've invented in your oxygen-starved head, lad

>>150157258
Probably same scousemong just larping. Like many other identities here

>>150157300
who knows? don't care

>>150157277
Well why support the people shipping them into Finland then?

>>150157300
Is what real? Your image is broken for us in the UK, due to OSA violations. Is the image the thing you're asking about?

>[Fabrizio Romano] Ruben Amorim LOVES Carlos Baleba
but strange to announce it via Fab but hope they’re happy anyway

>>150157277
>I dont want muslims in Finland
>That's why I support the displacement of millions of muslims out of Palestine and into Finland
????

>>150157379
Well, it was a pic of two polish female fans posted by a polack here and the bonganon said pic related is what he sees instead of the image

>>150157411
Again, the image you've attached is blocked by OSA. I can't see what you're trying to show me.

>>150157421
Whats OSA?

>>150157435
Online Safety Act. It's the censorship bill that's age gating the internet.

literally nothing this anon is saying is true btw, 4chan has changed nothing for the Online Safety Act

I’m convinced most foreign flags here is one lad with a VPN and a 4chan pass (and probably a janny)

>>150153180
Was while still in Salzburg, but got outed as a hack during the euros. He's unironically >our jlingz with media constantly defending him with "he just needs more time". The way I see it, this is make or break season for him

We all have to put up with this seething nonsense because GB is scared of Scousers
Such a pathetic selfish little incel

>>150157444
Wow thats nuts. It wasnt even a NSFW pic or anything, just two female fans in the stands.

sesko salary? how many tea ladies per week?

>>150157479
0.55 tea ladies
they were on absolutely ridiculous salaries because they had a good union rep

>>150157479
Half of Ekitike’s salary I believe

>Man City Starting XI vs Palermo: Trafford; Lewis, Khusanov, Stones, Ait-Nouri; Nico, O’Reilly; Bobb, Cherki, Marmoush; Haaland
holy finna sexola

>>150157552
>Blackadder saying Bobb gif

>>150157558
>absolutely destroy Roma, like really it wasn't even close
>concede to Marseille in 5 minutes

>>150157018
Ekitike was that guy until Liverpool came in for both. Then sesko was the target with isak throwing a fit. They need a guy in ASAP with the season about to start and isak in all likelihood leaving by the end of the window.

>>150157558
>>150157607
B team going head to head with Marseille’s best side is encouraging

>>150157552
>Pep starting a pile of shitters so he can justify spending £200m on defenders next week

>>150157630
I think Malen is going to have a big role to play this year, need to replace all the Goals Duran scored before he was sold

>>150157634
>it's another mick seething about Pep spending while 'pool breaks the bank again episode

>>150157630
So what's the dibu situation? Is anyone in for him?

>>150157657
You’re getting a net spend post now

>>150157657
you worry about keeping your toes out of the relegation zone and let me worry about Pep

>>150157674
He played in the last preseason game, seems funny he already said his farewell and realized he's still there. United can get him but Villa dont sell cheap

>>150157653
I agree but no manager throws in a new signing the next day anymore.
>>150157674
Looks like Barca or whoever it was he was hoping for didn’t show interest so he’s going to stay

>Eddie Howe on reports Alexander Isak has been told by club he is staying

> "No, that’s not something I'm aware of. I’m not party to all discussions, but I have no knowledge of that"

> Says all outcomes possible & adds: "I want players who really want to play for this club"

Telegraph preparing Baldy's P45

>>150157738
he just doubled down like 10 mins ago too lel

>>150157300
if true, I am more interested in how much website owners have to spend to add an ai service to comply with the law
it's not exactly free, you know
>isak still on nufc
grimmmm

>>150157723
He’s played in all but 1 game. Think we would have done him a favour and let him go for cheap to Barca or Atletico but otherwise weren’t interested in selling.

>>150157738
Indy wins again

>>150157738
Sell the fraud, and play some young northern coke head instead.

>>150157749
He has always been an awful journo, I don't know why the Telegraph still employ him.

>>150157609
>isak in all likelihood leaving by the end of the window
Genuinely never going to happen unless Newcastle get a replacement and Liverpool pay up £150m+tip. They've had no problem immediately paying asking prices all of this window so I'm not sure what the problem is now.

Just posting this for preservation purposes.

Type "Arsenal" into google search

>saved by a penalty
rangers truly are the manchester united of the scottish prem

>>150157927
Like I mentioned early in this thread, if Newcastle let Isak leave, sure they get 120 million but their entire season is absolutely fucked. It is not worth it for if the club has any ambition.

>>150157944
The timing of both of their downfalls were nearly identical.

Radek Vitek will be Man United's starting GK one day

>>150157910
>They've had no problem immediately paying asking prices all of this window so I'm not sure what the problem is now.
Wonder if they've finally realised what a twat he's being and that it could easily happen to them again like Alexander-Arnold.

Thoughts with Bladesbro right now
Fucking hell

>>150157738
>Says all outcomes possible & adds: "I want players who really want to play for this club"

Problems that only exist at tiny clubs.

>>150158002
Literally happened at England's most successful club this past season.

foden bros, we've been dropped!

>>150157630
Well it was a good showing but fresh Aubameyang has got tired Mings number. 1st team play Villarreal tomorrow.

>>150158144
It's over, mason mount will take his place in the england squad for next world cup

>>150155589
This talk only started once he was linked to United. The ABUs are insatiable!

mental how much arsewog singlehandedly ruins this thread
but it seems like every general gets 1 or 2 schizos determined to ruin it

>>150156636
You are right

why does no one want to go to liverpool? it's mental how little pull they have when you think players hold out years for bayern, is the city just that much of a shithole?

>Greenwood tried to square up to Onana and Mings
>Lifted of his feet by the collar and his shirt ripped in half
Kek

zzz when is the super cup

>>150158144
small knock on his ankle, extra precaution so he can play against Wolves

>>150158293
Tomorrow. Wembley Stadium, London

>Gyokores scores
>trannies go silent

>>150158293
>zzz

>>150158343
corr janny warra trophy for assna

>>150155304
>ON PAPER
Hahaha look at this dude, still using PAPER in 2025. Like some a monk

Liverpool have made contact with Leoni's camp. Agent is in Liverpool tonight for talks.

Is there a single Finnish player in the prem?

>>150158269
Playing against Partey tomorrow too

>>150158650
Jimi Tauriainen at Chelsea

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAND

Forgot how good Haaland is after this summer of fighing over 15 goal a season strikers

>>150158818
>first chance
>bags it
my ogre bagsman

Donnarumma just liked Manchester United's most recent posts

>>150158880
He wants the De Gea contract

>>150158897
Can't see INEOS offering him more than 250k a week. They've not paid anyone over 200k yet.

state of these dirty shirt pulling italian bastards

>>150158918
friendlies are pointless because once players realise refs won't card them they just kick each other

>>150158916
He’s not taking a paycut to leave PSG

>>150158953
Apparently he only gets 220k per week at PSG

>>150158950
maybe they should call the unfriendlies! haha nah I'm a traditionlist

I think the team captain should always be on the highest wages.

>>150158916
>They've not paid anyone over 200k yet
Correction: They've not paid any incomings over 200k yet. They HAVE bumped already signed players above 200k

>>150159064
Which ones?

>>150159123
>>150159123
>>150159123

>>150157910
>so I'm not sure what the problem is now.

Newcastle cant sign a striker, ate you thick?

>>150158953
According to the mirror he’s on 185 at psg but that might be excluding bonuses etc