Thread 150145107

Patty Kane Edition
/hoc/vious: >>150133195

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>>150145135
are shit we know

>HOCKEY PLAYER! You've been selected in the first round, by...
not winnipeg not winnipeg not winnipeg...
>THE NO INCOME TAX AMERICAN EAGLE-PATRIOTS!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

What’s your dinner frens?

My penguins ):

>>150145199
It's a Thai noodleslop kind of night for me

>>150145199
burrito

why does blud have such trouble smiling?

>>150145309
McDavid is truly an autistic child

Thinking about coupon Wendy’s tonight

>>150145131
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud, mitch, and 'rito?

>>150145199
got a bucket from kfc

>>150145309
jannetty player
jannetty wife
conbust mcbustshit

>>150145375
We like Connor's wife here

>>150145393
I like pancakes :)

Our Sennies :)

>>150145545
good post

Shit teams run by retards bros...

would have been kino

>>150145783
it's just so hard to stay mad at an autopen

>>150145783
Retard

I hope all my favorite /hoc/ posters save me a seat in class

>>150146371
thinking about making fun of jamiroquai during anger management

>>150145670
>why should we keep him?
>eh...he lives here and is rooted in the community?
>but what about his hockey playing and contract situation in relation to the rest of the roster going forward?
>what is that?
Literally the reason to why old farts who once was good players shouldn't be allowed into an NHL organization. What a fucking moron.

>>150145670
paul coffey is the reason the team hasnt won with mcmeme
getting him out of the front office was the best decision the team ever made

i keep forget kane (n) is on the nuckies now

>>150146512
Who cares

Uh oh, somebody asked

GARY A FUCKING RAPE CASE, A PLAYER GAMBLING, SOBODY DROWNING, PLEASE GIVE US SOMETHING HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>150146714
>A FUCKING RAPE CASE
04/17/2022 was one such case

>>150146714
here's your news bro

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

think i'll lose a rantanen trade

who is the miz of the nhl?

>>150147636
bo horvat

steelies play tomorrow but i'll be at a family event

>>150147464
popped at no milly table KWAB

>>150147651
your dads renewing their vows?

>>150147691
kek

>>150147651
got invited to watch at my bros house but I probably won't go

>>150147651
>steelies play tomorrow
fucking who?

>>150147803
bud1

>>150145783
>respectfully plays in the US capital his whole professional career
>brings a retarded and cursed franchise their only cup
>breaks a gretzky record
>still such a big patriot he made that one russian anon seethe about muh putin for years on /hoc/

why is he so perfect?

>>150145670
He came home.

>>150145151
Lmao Connor would literally do nothing if you pissed on his cowboy boots

>>150147803
our beloved steelies

>>150147988
are we talking about the Sheffield Steelers, that gay raped retard's Idaho Steelheads, or the dumb black retarded football team?

>>150148008
so u don't know

>>150148019
no
of course not
that's why I'm asking
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

main event time, wrestlechads

>>150148066
how is smackdown tonight bro

he can't be stopped

slopdown was cancelled

>>150148083
its okay
crowd is great

>>150147464
makes sense

joel quenneville was cancelled

>>150145783
Meanwhile

>>150148229
>Panthers captain
>Matthew Tkachuk
bud wouldn't have made that mistake

>>150148229
gary really does have a picture of him with a pose to support any accusation

>>150147860
Because he lives in the country with the best fast food in the world - that which has fueled him to be the highest scoring player of all time

>>150148399
based gretz dubs of truth

go raidies go steelies go flames go knights go islanders go copey go stephen go hal

>>150148229
friggin gary delaying the utopia

Season 1 Meadow Soprano

>>150148508
what's halifax got to do with it?

>>150148560
Hal is a dear bro

Season 6 Vito Spatafore

>>150148631
patrician

WE ARE ALL CANUCKS

i don't think americans should say canuck
it's our word

more like cantpucks
more like dicksucks

more like bud1s

>>150148662
Other than Fin, and the Finmobile, none of the guys in that picture are Canucks anymore.

>>150148689
JOHN CENA

>>150148689
he'll bring the fat messican

We got like a month until preseason yeah? Not bad

Not giving a dime to the league this season

Canada?

>>150146371
can I copy your notes?

nhl preseason? more like nhl brapseason.
still gonna watch tho praise gary

Israel?

>>150148229
based

>>150148582
one day I'll take a road trip there :)

>>150147464
the rebuilding table would be the most fun

got hot sauce in my eye bro's

>>150146462
Hurricane fan eh?

>>150148930
Would you give Gary a nickle if he tickled your pickle?

>>150145783
even zadorov?

>>150148987
Be careful going through Quebec.

>>150149015
feel better soon <3

>>150149015
rinse your eye bro

>>150149049
I won't
>>150149066
I did it still stings

>>150149034
I’m looking forward to the Quebec and Vermont parts of the trip

>>150149083
Squeeze some lemon to dilute the hot sauce.

>>150149083
try milk

>>150148508
based!

>>150149103
>>150149115
just going with the killing self option desu go flames

st0rs
>>150149122
don't kms yourself you retard

>>150149083
this picture is so sad :(

>>150149015
Is it based Billy Mitchel albino destroyer hot sauce?

>>150148572
holy shit I thought he was a human this whole time

>>150147894
Too bad Lucic decided to choke out his dumb slut wife. He could also be playing for the Canucks

>>150149204
fraid so

>>150149151
Me after a hard week at work

>>150149297
If only he knew where his phone was

>>150148229
Shut the fuck up

>>150148229
why does he think anybody wants to see the top of his chest and collar bones?

whoa keep your head up!

>Jewish man was brutality beaten front of his children in Montreal
Habsfreres we're so fucking back

>>150149496
He wants to be comfy

fuckin french retard think the muslims are going to leave his culture be

>>150149602
The Gary’s brought them in

Can anyone explain to me why the majority of NHL players have Russian last names?

>>150149646
Retard

60 days until hockey

>>150149753
easy-peasy, Japanesey
>I hope everyone enjoyed their football, basedball, 10is, and golf this afternoon... what a summertime treat it was
Well, see y'all at sunup up

>>150149753
September is always the hardest to get through.

>>150149801
Please remove the second "up" in this post, thank you

>>150149820
i'd prefer to sleep through it desu, be sure to wake me in oct

>>150149834
What part of pre-season do you despise the most? We should send Gary a list
>i hate club friendlies, but maybe it's just the name that bothers me

>>150149906
What I hate most about preseason is when the same team plays two games at the same time with different squads, one of which doesn't even get streamed. I want to watch all of my teams preseason!

>>150149987
>split squads and broadcast availability
yeah, me, too

>>150149987
Lmao didn'tnt one team have three squads playing the same night last year

My Korean chicken place used to be pretty good and then the Koreans disappeared

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
feel free to add to the list

>>150150153
unicycles

>>150150317
added

>>150150137
What about the chickens?

is jason robertson korean?

>>150150448
Retard

>>150150488
We don't sign our posts here

>>150150685
You do

>>150150689
true


t. king of /hoc/

>>150150717
>king of /hoc/
>american flag
I don't think so.

>>150150758
Who do you think the dude wearing the C bottoms to?

>>150150771
the demiurge

ask any cantskate how to pronounce eric daze's last name if you ever want a little chuckle.

>>150150777
Ironic trips of truth, I'll have to add demiurge to my monikers.

I wonder if team North America, as it is now, could beat team Every Other Country if every player they had was the best player their country has ever offered, all time, in their prime?

>>150150830
>every other country
are you sure about that?

My sister's wedding is tomorrow.

>>150150448
jaehyun moonkimsung

>>150150869
I think that it's close if it's a best of 7 series

>>150150870
You should go for a celebratory bike ride.

>>150150870
sean higgins is violently thrashing around in his jail cell at this very moment...

>>150150897
I don't have one plus i'm not shitfaced rip tho johnny.

gary's body got me into hockey

kek 300k the streets are saying. way to go banana nose you mother fucking retard

*bows down*

was walking home from the liquor store and saw the moon and snapped a pic. was wondering if any /hoc/ bros were looking at the moon too when i did

>>150151226
Didn’t ask

>>150151226
i asked. looks peaceful :)

>>150151258
thx bro

>>150151226
if your neighborhood needs crosswalks it is a certified shithole

>>150151394
>t. ranjeet

>>150151394
t. sean higgins

>>150151394
how do you figure

>>150151226
Wonderful picture of our beautiful city.

is bud going to do the napoleon dynamite dance to prove jamiroquai isn't gay

whats jamiroquai

about a buck fifty

>>150151638
The latest Finnish phenom in the league.

>>150151638
>>150151669
Jarmo Quaionen

According to big dave, 200k tops and mostly from big bang theory

playin' some 'dub

>>150151741
holy fucking based. haven't played in over 20 years bro. maybe i'll download brood war. i heard it isn't worth getting btfo by koreans these days, is that true?

>>150151788
it is mostly koreans and they are better than everywhere else on average, but they still have people at all skill levels so it's not like you'd be matching against pros. ngl tho if you're just coming back it'd probably take a good while to get a legit win just because 20 years of game knowledge has changed everything. if nothing else the campaign is still kino

>>150151853
cool, thanks

>>150151896
np bro

my scroll wheel died

my asked machine died

>>150152155
mine didn't :)

gary bettman....

rapey bitchman.....

>>150151788
>>150151853
Is it still free?

>>150152892
only the base campaign

no need to sign your post

dam we're gonna get up to mighty muggy on wednesday

>>150153005
based! lol

>>150153179
Whats the humidex

Just had a wonderful thick fibrous morning marner, my Saturday is off to a great start.

>>150153726
26 right now in cbrm

good morning 'ritobro's

On this day in 1993, Albert II was crowned the King of Belgium.

on this day in 2025, i didn't ask

on a fateful spring evening in 2022...

>>150153942
mornin' fellow 'ritobro

>>150154365
Get off that stupid VPN, dumbo. Dumbo the elephant, that's you.

>>150154471
be nice to fennoswedes

they caught trb on mic. retard likes to growl apparently kek

might get a breakfast 'rito to celebrate 10,000 days of ritovictory

>>150154227
What about waffles?

we're ALL burritos on this blessed day

>>150154578
his name is Leopold only rapey calls him waffles

>>150153005
I never stopped believing in Gary

>>150154553
how did it go

>>150154976
getting it delivered. should be here any minute now. app says my delivery driver is in the us air force

>>150155005
oh dear

i miss hockey

>>150155005
um....got some news for you, bud :\

>>150155005
Make sure to salt your driveway

that marner just sapped all my energy and will to go to work

friendly reminder the lames haven't played a playoff game in 3 years 2 months and 14 days kwab

>>150151226
Not at the same time but 9 hours before. The moon was huge.

eating is a chore i wish i could just take a pill and be satisfied

>>150155652
Retard

>>150155652
same

Living in a van working full time until I can buy a farm

2 months until John Shorthouse acknowledges the ancestral lands of John Longhouse

>>150155503
Not as embarrassing as the insane Oiler draft luck and still can't win a cup kwab

42 Days until preseason

>>150155763
>>150155764
thoughts on your humiliating loss to bud, mitch and 'rito?'

>>150155764
What should we do until then?

>>150155775
I’m not trb

>>150155775
I'm not trb

i'm jen

Reminder Phil Kessel has the highest Stanley Cup to testicle ratio since 1980

>>150155781
>>150155785
>>150155804
bud1

shant be purchasing NHL 26

just got back from the farmers market :)

"Judge not, bud, lest ye be judged"
>Matthew 7:1

>>150155851
Didn’t ask

>>150155854
raped

>>150155714
What are you going to grow on your farm?

>>150155854
>laffs 4:2

>>150155874
and yet i told you anyway, you're welcome

Global News interview with Mae

https://x.com/globalhalifax/status/1950883323921785001?t=1k-nivPX3VNs8a5RLQ0dTw&s=19

>>150155946
I dont even want a real farm i just want space for chickens, a berry patch, some fruit trees, a vegetable garden and some weed

>>150148931
oh india our home and native land

>>150155994
isn't it illegal to go in the woods in canada right now? shut the fuck up faggot

>>150155952
Jen

too hot to go outside, good day to sit inside in the AC

>>150155973
Retard

>>150155994
They'll be letting people grow weed here before too long
I wonder if that will increase tourist numbers

Something I've noticed, Lots of real masculine, white, cowboy types are throwing there hat in for the Oilers. I work as a clerk at Sobeys and was working the register when one of these cowboys came to check out, had to be at least 6'6, square jaw, bright blue predator eyes, and a huge bulge in his jeans. "You see Gaudreau died?" He asked as he passed me a pack of XL Magnum condoms. "I was a Flames supporter during the Johnny Hockey years but I became disillusioned after so many early playoff exits." After I rang up his gigantic condoms, as he was walking out the door, he said something about cyclists ruining drunk driving for everyone else. I don't know what he meant by that though. 10 minutes later a short fat tawny individual with a dirty shirt and a Flames cap covering his balding head comes waddling up to the register, very ugly man.
He stands up on his tippy toes to hand me a box of extra small condoms, starts complaining about the Oilers lottery luck or some nonsense, he even mumbled something about Gary rigging the draft under his breath, very incoherent. Now l'm not a huge hockey guy myself, so I have nothing to gain either way, but it's just interesting to see the types that support the Oilers, and those who support the Flames.

DUDE
WEED

Horse Hockey

GOAL: B. Aldrich(wrist shot). Assisted by J. Quenneville, J. Toews

>>150155851
what did you buy? :)

bros i just called out of skibidi work

>>150155714
based I dream of moving to a rural area and quitting the corporate grind

>>150154934
Gary is our friend. Praise Gary.

>>150156365
We're very proud of you

>>150155891
achievable natty?

>>150155994
it must be nice having fresh eggs every day

i have information that will lead to the arrest of Gary B. Bettman

>>150156520
the interns will be at your door in 30 minutes

Takagi?

>>150156520
No you don't

>>150156644
haha turns out I don't I was just a crazy for a minute

>>150156436
I can't wait to buy a new jersey this fall

* Bettman Noises *

>>150156681
pleasure doing business with you

>>150156681
Nooooo don't do it

>>150156681
tbhaight the new Sennies jersey is mint

Feeling a huge Marner coming

New Bruins jersey to waste my money on while they have a garbage season again

>>150156752
based that we use that word now

There's their new New Jersey jersey

>>150156752
strained myself by Marnerin' too much a few days ago and aggravated my hemorroid

"The saiyan was sayin' there's their new New Jersey jersey", said Said.

I was correct. The Marner was huge and messy. A real pipe clogger. Had to flush the Tavares 11 times and almost used up a half Tavares roll.

>>150156756
thoughts on your loss to bud and mitch?

"The saiyan sayin' that that new New Jersey jersey," said Said surely
-Shirley

Tonight we play Bingville!

>>150156786
I'm not even bothering going to a bruins game this season

>>150157142
poor sport
You should go to some Feet games and soak in that elite lady atmosphere, that's what you should do, lad

>>150157168
you should stop being raped

>>150157202
good post

>>150157142
I probably will because their tickets will be cheaper, that or I'll go see them play the Senators. They always have cheap tickets

"The saiyan sayin' that that Baron bearin' the new New Jersey jersey was Wuz" said Said surely
-Shirley

bud surely won on 041722

>>150157376
also a good post

>>150157276
all I'm saying is, if I lived in the Boston area and was swearing off Boston Bruins hockey for the year, I would probably go to some college games and maybe some Providence Bruins and Worcester Railers puck
>and of course, the Boston Feet are always an option

Our Frost :)

Our Hockey State Dynasty Frosties =D

>>150157547
you couldn't afford that

"The saiyan sayin' that that Baron bearin' the new New Jersey jersey was Wuzz" said Said to Tootoo too, surely
-Shirley

Brian Burke's gay dead son, whatever happened there

>>150157918
He died in a car accident what else is there to it

>>150157935
he died chugging hog kwab so will you kwab

>>150157941
That’s you

>>150157547
I live in New England, not the Boston area and I already go to mostly college games. Providence and Worcester are shit cities. The Fleet play in Lowell and nobody goes there unless they have a good reason to be there

>>150157952
talk about making a mochrie of your father

"The saiyan sayin' that that Baron bearin' the new New Jersey jersey was the second Wuzz II" said Said to Tootoo too, surely
-Shirley

>>150157966
oh im no queer

>>150157918
Whateva happened there? WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?

>>150158050
Did you check out Twin Peaks at all

On a chilly Easter evening, Bud was walking home alone from a nail-biting hockey game. The streets were quiet, shadows stretching long under the orange glow of the streetlights. As he cut through an alley to save a few minutes, a sudden blur of motion struck him from behind—two masked figures shoved him to the ground and proceeded to do unspeakable things to him. Stunned and breathless, Bud tried to speak, but a sharp blow silenced him. They vanished as quickly as they came, leaving him bleeding and dazed amid the trash bins and broken glass.

twin buds

Where are the BIPOC and LGBTQSIA+ Visibility and Pride Nights you FUCKING CHUD TEAM????

>>150158064
He was gay, Twin Peaks?

No sir no I did not. I wrote it down and then never opened the notepad again

>>150158050
>>150158064
>>150158071
raped retard

>>150158109
Kek beat me to it. Based >kongs

>>150158127
OHHH! That's a fuckin Captain you're talkin about!

Hockey is for ~~everyone~~ heterosexual white men.

I've been a season ticket holder since 1987. I was on the fence about renewing this year, for all the on-ice reasons we've all discussed in this sub.

This made my decision for me, and I'll make sure my season ticket rep knows why the team lost a 30 year supporter. I doubt it will matter to them, but I want it on the record.

>>150158146
They still have Mexican heritage night

>>150158187
well that is half of the makeup of LA isn't it?

>>150158187
They had an Armenian heritage night with Armenian flags that were made in Turkey

>>150157906
gay-coded

>>150158187
Do they still have Filipino night though?

>>150158310 see
>>150158109

>>150158109
>sanctioned bullshit to delay puckdrop further
Thank you Gary

>>150158417
how else can he squeeze in a few extra gambling ads?

>>150158433
He needs to get more comfortable using large-sized, fully covered panel glass ads

>>150158506
raped retard that lost to mitch

for some reason I thought barkov was russian this whole time

>>150158603
He is but pretends to be finnish to avoid scrutiny

>>150158603
He's about as Finnish as any Somali or Arab or whatever living in Finland.

>>150158664
Based Kenta

>>150158676
Kenta Isogai just got an AHL contract

japan lost
got nuked twice kwab

just like my Flames

>>150158109
can shohei even see the puck through his narrow eyes?

>>150158714
sounds like trb lmao

>>150155503
the technical term is micromarner

>>150158766
>it's real

https://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/team-season-records/arizona-coyotes-players-nhl-season-records.html

>>150158777
checked

>>150158766
>debbies have never had a 100 point player
grim doesnt even being to describe

>>150158766
Based Kenta

somebody should post it again for the third time

Heading to the liquor store to get some whiskey for my flask for the wedding.

didn’t ask

don’t care

am gay

im going to the wedding too
what should i wear?

>>150158843
based was just asking about that

don’t recall asking your opinion

>>150158887
a bridal gown, you idiot

>>150158896
i have one
but it's really slutty

>>150158906
meredith probably showed lots of leg and back

If i can't smoke and swear I am fucked

>>150155503
>have to drink marner water
>have their copper stolen by Ns
Huh maybe thats why sunbelters go crazy for the flames

>>150158924
good episode desu

>>150158924
we don't swear here brother

>>150158146
Good job Gary

>>150158933
It's cause we're all delirious from all the forest fire smoke

>>150158603
He’s a good Tampere boy

>>150158603
monkey born in a barn yada yada

>>150158887
A lime green suit with a jockstrap underneath

once a Flame always a Flame

have to take a three pound marner

>>150159109
Bet you were drinking last night

One day you will die.

All other days you will not.

>>150158887
your favorite GaryPuck jersey

my friends going to Japan next month

>>150159339
I envy him. I wish I had enough time and money to go to Japan

screencap this

FLA vs. OTT
TB vs. TOR
CAR vs. WAS
NJ vs. NYR

FLA vs. TB
CAR vs. NJ

CAR vs. TB

>CAR vs. VGS

VGS vs. COL

VGS vs. EDM
COL vs. DAL

VGS vs. MIN
EDM vs. LA
COL vs. UTA
DAL vs.WPG

>>150159339
My friends went to Japan like 10 years ago. I didn't go because I had no money. Now I have $140k on the bank but no friends.

>>150159297
I like that one.

>>150159445
cope the script is in and the final will be tor vs vgk with marner scoring a double hatty in toronto and winning it in overtime

I opposed social stratification within /hoc/ but you fags let it happen all the same

>>150159605
raped bitches were always going to end up on the bottom kwab

>>150159598
Should this happen, will we still call them that?

>>150159474
Im your friend. Send some of that dough my way.

>>150158310
they have first responders night

>>150159339
I'm going to planet retard

Mitch Marner you've just one the stanley cup what are you gonna do?

I'M GOING TO PLANET REEEEEEEETARD

>>150159474
Same :(
I have one friend since I finished school

>>150159888
I’d cry if that happened to me

>>150159928
probably took lots of restraint to not blocker ray in the neck at that moment

planet retard posting has tapered off

>>150159989
I noticed that too

>>150159989
Everybody immigrated already so nothing to talk about

>>150159989
They’re busy colonizing their new planet

So who’s the starting goalie in Milan? My money is on Hellebuyck

>>150160557
If Demko somehow doesn't get injured and returns to form he could very well challenge him for the starting spot

>>150159989
Congrats on your forced meme

>>150160611
Just Like My Islandders

>>150160596
I’d prefer demko over any of the alternatives. Swayman might be an option since he’s not a mental midget

Lankinen also has a chance to get the net for Finland.

You need to be ready to stop at ALL TIMES. Or this could happen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG2nGdGR2i0

>>150160798
skankinen is pretty good, he could be a starter on some shitter team easily

>>150160807
kek what a moron that biker is

>>150160807
this happened to a /hoc/ poster last month

>>150160807
>sean higgins pov the day he killed johnny

did the >laffs really waste a 2nd round pick on that plug Scott Laughton?

>>150161067
yes but drafting anybody after the top 10 is a crapshoot anyways

>>150161067
>>150161075
you guys won't believe me, but it was actually a first round pick

>>150161083
>What do you mean his intoxication had anything to do with it? It was totally the Gaudreau's fault they were killed while biking on the side of the road!

>>150160944
You can't be a real hockey insider without CTE

>>150161130
what if they were drunk biking and they swerved right in front of his car

>>150161177
oh wait I'm retarded it's the defense who is bringing up the brothers' bac which is what the prosecution is trying to argue is not relevant

>>150161083
Can't believe trb exclaimed his unwavering support for this man from the rooftops.
Absolutely unhinged individual.

>>150161247
I support him, too
the driver, I mean, not trb
never trb

>>150161309
By supporting higgins you support trb

i'm gonna scream go flames go. Lemme know if anyone hears me

>>150161546
I couldn't hear anything

>>150161722
i didn't do it yet

lsitenign now

>>150161875
Well, I don't have all day, junior

>>150161924
thoughts on bud enlarging your sphincter on 04/17/2022?

>>150161957
It was great. I can finally fit a whole burrito up there.

>>150161130
I hope he gets defiled in jail

Is /vt/ on topic now?

>>150162288
good chance of it if his cellmate is a jackies fan

>>150162293
only when the flames and isles are playing

>>150162293
don't tell gary... or else we'll have vtuber commentators, panelists, interviewers...

My experience with women who play hockey is that they will fight each other like territorial animals over men. They must microdose testosterone on them I swear to god it was like being at a zoo

>>150162349
An intern is already scheduling the first vtuber night in edmonton

got Eric Bischoff's autograph bro's

>>150162605
Whatever item you had him sign is worth exactly as much as it was before he signed it

>>150162794
it's a Nitro/nWo match box car :)

>>150162605
Congrats bro :)

I just heard it. "go flames go". was the sound.

>>150162804
very appopriate
pics?

>>150162818
thanks bro
>>150162906
nah only girls take pictures

ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes

>>150162956
If I ever met my favorite player I’d take pics and post them onto /hoc/

>>150163456
what if you met bedard on a train

>>150163456
congrats on being a girl fag

>>150163561
I’d ask for a pic and touch his shoulders :3

>>150163760
he wouldn't mind I am sure

>>150163889
ponder the feminine penis

>>150162605
did you thank him for HLA?

>>150163889
Cute boyfriends

>>150164110
just for Dennis Rodman

This thread is as washed up as patty kane

Someone answer this >>150149646

Better watch out Roope is Sam Hydemaxxing

>>150164695
There are a lot of Russian players on Tampa/florida. They attract each other

laine is scoring 40 this year
cap this

>>150164747
Retard

>>150164747
no way. he'll be playing fortnite by december

Listening to the same river by riverside bros

If you don’t like progressive rock music then get the fuck out of my face fr fr

>>150164747
more like turning 40

Gibson will be their key to unlocking a playoff run

>>150164747
laine 40 game fractured boner injury
cap this

>>150164747
scoring 40 grams of adulterated cocaine and ending up in a diaper

Multiple KHL clubs have made bids on UFA Jack Roslovic
>His agent is pimping hard
>Pimping ain’t easy!

150166155
imagine making this post and thinking it was remotely funny or worthwhile

>>150166155
He's trying to get the laffs to move players to sign him

The wedding is over, it went well. Had some whiskey and cokes.

Might try to bang my sister's big titty best friend, she had me add my number to her phone before I left.

my cousins wife's sister has season tickets to the nuckies row 3 along the blueline on the penalty box side she is giving me her tickets to the nuckies blackhawks game im going to see bedard this season.

>>150166938
hell yeah

>>150166938
bring a bud1 sign

>>150166938
he's a bust

Sister's friend asked if I wanted to go out to a bar, I don't really unless other people also go. I don't want to be a caretaker to a bitch.

>>150166872
Didn’t ask

>>150167082
Thought you were trying to get laid

>>150167182
Well. I want to have my cake and eat it too. I don't want to be responsible for a dumb bitch single handedly. I'd prefer it if there was a group context, and I just fucked her when we're all done.

Thank god my sister doesn’t have friends

>>150167217
Retard

>hey guys I'm trying to get fugg let me blog post on /hoc/
virgin for life identified

Wife is on a business trip to Detroit this weekend so I can shitpost on /hoc/ all weekend :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RYNQwVmRs8
woman playing in goal for NZIHL lol

thingken about >our tribal chief

1

still banana nose i'm afraid

>>150167550
1

did you guys hear me?

>>150167918
yes sir

>>150167949
Nice i'll do it again

Vancouver is pretty pretty, gonna be hard to leave.

you play beer league in any city in leaf land and there is a good chance you are playing against an active nhler. meanwhile you play beer league in one of garys precious jewish shitholes and 90% of the people cant even stickhandle the puck without looking down at it.

waco, texas by ethel cain is a masterpiece

>>150167979
i played against ty wishart one time

Stephen was the first martyr also the name of the guy who won
God Blesses

Want to go to bed but cant find anything to listen to

>>150168276
draggin' around by rilo kiley if you've ever had one that got away.

>>150168308
and from the other perspective, well you left also by rilo kiley

idie rock fleetwood mac shit

rectum? damn near killed him

wifey found the kate bush box and said GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>150168276
If you want to be able to fall asleep quickly you should listen to the same thing over and over again. Your brain don't want new impressions while falling asleep.

>>150149015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn8mQqz2xmM

gm

>>150168276
You should put on an islanders hockey game thats sure to put you right to sleep

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