Patty Kane Edition
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>>150145135
are shit we know

>HOCKEY PLAYER! You've been selected in the first round, by...
not winnipeg not winnipeg not winnipeg...
>THE NO INCOME TAX AMERICAN EAGLE-PATRIOTS!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

What’s your dinner frens?

My penguins ):

>>150145199
It's a Thai noodleslop kind of night for me

>>150145199
burrito

why does blud have such trouble smiling?

>>150145309
McDavid is truly an autistic child

Thinking about coupon Wendy’s tonight

>>150145131
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud, mitch, and 'rito?

>>150145199
got a bucket from kfc

>>150145309
jannetty player
jannetty wife
conbust mcbustshit

>>150145375
We like Connor's wife here

>>150145393
I like pancakes :)

Our Sennies :)

>>150145545
good post

Shit teams run by retards bros...

would have been kino

>>150145783
it's just so hard to stay mad at an autopen

>>150145783
Retard

I hope all my favorite /hoc/ posters save me a seat in class

>>150146371
thinking about making fun of jamiroquai during anger management

>>150145670
>why should we keep him?
>eh...he lives here and is rooted in the community?
>but what about his hockey playing and contract situation in relation to the rest of the roster going forward?
>what is that?
Literally the reason to why old farts who once was good players shouldn't be allowed into an NHL organization. What a fucking moron.

>>150145670
paul coffey is the reason the team hasnt won with mcmeme
getting him out of the front office was the best decision the team ever made

i keep forget kane (n) is on the nuckies now

>>150146512
Who cares

Uh oh, somebody asked

GARY A FUCKING RAPE CASE, A PLAYER GAMBLING, SOBODY DROWNING, PLEASE GIVE US SOMETHING HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>150146714
>A FUCKING RAPE CASE
04/17/2022 was one such case

>>150146714
here's your news bro

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

think i'll lose a rantanen trade

>>150146371

who is the miz of the nhl?

>>150147636
bo horvat

steelies play tomorrow but i'll be at a family event

>>150147464
popped at no milly table KWAB

>>150147651
your dads renewing their vows?

>>150147691
kek

>>150147651
got invited to watch at my bros house but I probably won't go

>>150147651
>steelies play tomorrow
fucking who?

>>150147803
bud1

>>150145783
>respectfully plays in the US capital his whole professional career
>brings a retarded and cursed franchise their only cup
>breaks a gretzky record
>still such a big patriot he made that one russian anon seethe about muh putin for years on /hoc/

why is he so perfect?

>>150145670
He came home.

>>150145151
Lmao Connor would literally do nothing if you pissed on his cowboy boots

>>150147803
our beloved steelies

>>150147988
are we talking about the Sheffield Steelers, that gay raped retard's Idaho Steelheads, or the dumb black retarded football team?

>>150148008
so u don't know

>>150148019
no
of course not
that's why I'm asking
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

main event time, wrestlechads

>>150148066
how is smackdown tonight bro

he can't be stopped

slopdown was cancelled

>>150148083
its okay
crowd is great

>>150147464
makes sense

joel quenneville was cancelled

>>150145783
Meanwhile

>>150148229
>Panthers captain
>Matthew Tkachuk
bud wouldn't have made that mistake

>>150148229
gary really does have a picture of him with a pose to support any accusation

>>150147860
Because he lives in the country with the best fast food in the world - that which has fueled him to be the highest scoring player of all time

>>150148399
based gretz dubs of truth

go raidies go steelies go flames go knights go islanders go copey go stephen go hal

>>150148229
friggin gary delaying the utopia

>>150148508

Season 1 Meadow Soprano

>>150148508
what's halifax got to do with it?

>>150148560
Hal is a dear bro

Season 6 Vito Spatafore

>>150148631
patrician

WE ARE ALL CANUCKS

i don't think americans should say canuck
it's our word

more like cantpucks
more like dicksucks

>US President Donald J. Trump is expected to bring a special guest to his upcoming summit with Russian President Vladmir Putin in Alaska.

more like bud1s

>>150148662
Other than Fin, and the Finmobile, none of the guys in that picture are Canucks anymore.

>>150148689
JOHN CENA

>>150148689
he'll bring the fat messican

We got like a month until preseason yeah? Not bad

Not giving a dime to the league this season

Canada?

>>150146371
can I copy your notes?

nhl preseason? more like nhl brapseason.
still gonna watch tho praise gary

Israel?

>>150148229
based

>>150148582
one day I'll take a road trip there :)

>>150147464
the rebuilding table would be the most fun

got hot sauce in my eye bro's

>>150146462
Hurricane fan eh?

>>150148930
Would you give Gary a nickle if he tickled your pickle?

>>150145783
even zadorov?

>>150148987
Be careful going through Quebec.

>>150149015
feel better soon <3

>>150149015
rinse your eye bro

>>150149049
I won't
>>150149066
I did it still stings

>>150149034
I’m looking forward to the Quebec and Vermont parts of the trip

>>150149083
Squeeze some lemon to dilute the hot sauce.

>>150149083
try milk

>>150148508
based!

>>150149103
>>150149115
just going with the killing self option desu go flames

st0rs
>>150149122
don't kms yourself you retard

>>150149083
this picture is so sad :(

>>150149015
Is it based Billy Mitchel albino destroyer hot sauce?

>>150148572
holy shit I thought he was a human this whole time

>>150147894
Too bad Lucic decided to choke out his dumb slut wife. He could also be playing for the Canucks

>>150149204
fraid so

>>150149151
Me after a hard week at work

>>150149297
If only he knew where his phone was

>>150148229
Shut the fuck up

>>150148229
why does he think anybody wants to see the top of his chest and collar bones?

whoa keep your head up!

>Jewish man was brutality beaten front of his children in Montreal
Habsfreres we're so fucking back

>>150149496
He wants to be comfy

fuckin french retard think the muslims are going to leave his culture be

>>150149602
The Gary’s brought them in

>>150149635

Can anyone explain to me why the majority of NHL players have Russian last names?

>>150149646
Retard

60 days until hockey

>>150149753
easy-peasy, Japanesey
>I hope everyone enjoyed their football, basedball, 10is, and golf this afternoon... what a summertime treat it was
Well, see y'all at sunup up

>>150149753
September is always the hardest to get through.

>>150149801
Please remove the second "up" in this post, thank you

>>150149820
i'd prefer to sleep through it desu, be sure to wake me in oct

>>150149834
What part of pre-season do you despise the most? We should send Gary a list
>i hate club friendlies, but maybe it's just the name that bothers me

>>150149906
What I hate most about preseason is when the same team plays two games at the same time with different squads, one of which doesn't even get streamed. I want to watch all of my teams preseason!

>>150149987
>split squads and broadcast availability
yeah, me, too

>>150149987
Lmao didn'tnt one team have three squads playing the same night last year

My Korean chicken place used to be pretty good and then the Koreans disappeared

list of things to remind trb of to start the bubblin'
>chilly easter of 2022
>4 naysh
>thinking playoff goals count towards a regular season record
>the yzerplan
>losing in combat to a burrito
>estonia
>bud winning the draft lottery
>getting exposed as the "my edmonton oilers" guy
>gary getting disrespected on a daily basis
>seizure meds
>getting worked into writing "bud1" on an exposed stud
>admitting to being gay on that same exposed stud
>canada/canadians
>the jannies ignoring his reports
>listing the things that cause him to bubble
>getting medically retired from injuries sustained delivering the burrito
>doxxing mitch to use as a proxy for things he wants to say to bud but is too afraid to
>dozens of people celebrating mitch's birthday on /hoc/ while not a single person cares about his
>going to the doctor for a medical shot over memes
>limited mobility
>limited income
>being condemned for supporting sean higgins
>counting the number of days since bud's, mitch's, and 'rito's victories over him
feel free to add to the list

>rags

>>150150153
unicycles

>>150150317
added

>>150150137
What about the chickens?

is jason robertson korean?

>>150150448
Retard

>>150150488
We don't sign our posts here

>>150150685
You do

>>150150689
true


t. king of /hoc/

>>150150717
>king of /hoc/
>american flag
I don't think so.

>>150150758
Who do you think the dude wearing the C bottoms to?

>>150150771
the demiurge

ask any cantskate how to pronounce eric daze's last name if you ever want a little chuckle.

>>150150777
Ironic trips of truth, I'll have to add demiurge to my monikers.

I wonder if team North America, as it is now, could beat team Every Other Country if every player they had was the best player their country has ever offered, all time, in their prime?

>>150150830
>every other country
are you sure about that?

My sister's wedding is tomorrow.

>>150150448
jaehyun moonkimsung

>>150150869
I think that it's close if it's a best of 7 series

>>150150870
You should go for a celebratory bike ride.

>>150150870
sean higgins is violently thrashing around in his jail cell at this very moment...

>>150150897
I don't have one plus i'm not shitfaced rip tho johnny.

gary's body got me into hockey

>>150150897

kek 300k the streets are saying. way to go banana nose you mother fucking retard

*bows down*

was walking home from the liquor store and saw the moon and snapped a pic. was wondering if any /hoc/ bros were looking at the moon too when i did

>>150151226
Didn’t ask

>>150151226
i asked. looks peaceful :)

>>150151258
thx bro

>>150151226
if your neighborhood needs crosswalks it is a certified shithole

>>150151394
>t. ranjeet

>>150151394
t. sean higgins

>>150151394
how do you figure

>jamiroquai

>>150151226
Wonderful picture of our beautiful city.

is bud going to do the napoleon dynamite dance to prove jamiroquai isn't gay

whats jamiroquai

about a buck fifty

>>150151638
The latest Finnish phenom in the league.

>>150151638
>>150151669
Jarmo Quaionen

According to big dave, 200k tops and mostly from big bang theory

playin' some 'dub

>>150151741
holy fucking based. haven't played in over 20 years bro. maybe i'll download brood war. i heard it isn't worth getting btfo by koreans these days, is that true?

>>150151788
it is mostly koreans and they are better than everywhere else on average, but they still have people at all skill levels so it's not like you'd be matching against pros. ngl tho if you're just coming back it'd probably take a good while to get a legit win just because 20 years of game knowledge has changed everything. if nothing else the campaign is still kino

>>150151853
cool, thanks

>>150151896
np bro

my scroll wheel died

my asked machine died

>>150152155
mine didn't :)

gary bettman....

rapey bitchman.....

>>150151788
>>150151853
Is it still free?

>>150152892
only the base campaign

no need to sign your post

dam we're gonna get up to mighty muggy on wednesday

>>150153005
based! lol

>>150153179
Whats the humidex

Just had a wonderful thick fibrous morning marner, my Saturday is off to a great start.

>>150153726
26 right now in cbrm

good morning 'ritobro's

On this day in 1993, Albert II was crowned the King of Belgium.

>>150154196

on this day in 2025, i didn't ask

on a fateful spring evening in 2022...

>>150153942
mornin' fellow 'ritobro

>>150154417

>>150154365
Get off that stupid VPN, dumbo. Dumbo the elephant, that's you.

>>150154471
be nice to fennoswedes

they caught trb on mic. retard likes to growl apparently kek

might get a breakfast 'rito to celebrate 10,000 days of ritovictory

>>150154227
What about waffles?

we're ALL burritos on this blessed day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dUx6VBcTs

>>150154578
his name is Leopold only rapey calls him waffles

>>150153005
I never stopped believing in Gary

>>150154553
how did it go

>>150154976
getting it delivered. should be here any minute now. app says my delivery driver is in the us air force