Thread 150146554

He's HIM!

My Steelers :)

Haslam is going to demand Shedeur starts

coach crimeape

Bryce Young is officially a top 10 QB.

>>150146570
I don't see the point in starting Flacco

>>150146580
top 10 qbs don't play till sept 4th

>>150146554 (OP)
jesus fucking christ henderson is good what the fuck

Not even the GOAT of all time Colorado QB.

>Flacco starts the whole season
Stefanski's job depends on getting as many wins as possible. Flacco is their best pathway to that.
>Gabriel eventually starts
Haslams want to see a roadmap for the future. Gabriel gives Stefanski the best shot at showing how he can develop QBs.
>Shadman eventually starts
Haslams just want ticket sales and really don't give a fuck what happens. Stefanski is getting fired no matter the season outcome.

K W A B
W
A
B

>>150146624
I think he was a running back

>>150146607
? joe burrow played yesterday

>>150146624
>doesn't have his number retired
>primate junior does
what a damn shame

>lions going for it on 4th in the preseason
Based Gambling Dan, I hope he never changes

>>150146642
Embarrassing

>>150146554 (OP)
My nephew throws insane temper tantrums if I don't pick Princess Peach in Mario Kart

Streams

http://discord.gg/cleanitupjanny

>>150146658
his parents are terrible at parenting

lol loins

>>150146642
Lil bro is getting deported.

>>150146658
Do you think it's because he hates women and wants to beat them, that he thinks Peach makes you slower, or that he wants men to express feminine traits?

>>150146670
RIP Hendon Hooker

>>150146658
Do you just fucking stomp him with Peach then?

>>150146621
Ryan Day had him, Stroud, Olave, Wilson, JSN, Harrison Jr., and Egbuka on the same roster and couldn't win shit because he couldn't hire someone to run a half-decent defense
I'm glad Trey eventually got a ring but goddamn Day fucked around way too long for it

>>150146641
Jayden
Mahomes
Hurts
Murray
Lamar
Tua
Geno
Dak
Love
Young

Burrow ain't top 10 and Shedeur is pushing Burrow out of the top 15 this year.

>>150146697
Strouds not good

>>150146693
lions already shaping up to have another season of fielding shelf stockers and guys they found at the bus stop

I'm listening to the game in the background, sounds like Shedeur's killing it

>>150146694
I go easy on him and focus on having fun. He likes free roam mode too. I've tried to get him to play other games, but he only like cars and racing stuff. I'm gonna try to get him into kart racing when he's old enough.

More like Dave Cananus

>>150146713
I miss when bait was believable.

>>150146726
Had a nice td pass. Otherwise it's pretty meh

I'll admit that was a good throw

Point: maybe Sanders will be okay
Counterpoint: lmao 7th string defenders

>>150146713
Why is Tua there

>>150146716
Nah, I said RIP cuz he sucks
Lions only lost a guy who didn't even play last year so far (Rakestraw)
Not nearly as bad as the cursed Chorgers

>>150146727
It's not my place to parent here, but you ought to lay the wood. It's the only way he'll get better.

>>150146750
this desu senpai, baka desu senpai, baka.

>>150146554 (OP)
Shedeur just needs more time…

Shedeur is taking over

These cats can't win with Hooker

>>150146775
all he needs is for one of the other team's DBs to fall down in man coverage every play

all that just to lose yardage lmao

Caleb 2.0

>>150146757
You want me to completely demolish him on 150cc? He's only 5.

>>150146799
his receiver was open before the DB fell

manziel tier scramble

>>150146817
Yes.

>>150146775
>db fell down
kek

On a serious note, I like the way Shedeur's throwing motion looks for some reason.

>>150146820
Is he ELITE?

>>150146820
is he completely unable to throw on the run?
I haven't seen him throw after scrambling unless he has enough time to completely reset

Easton Stick raped every other QB that played today. Bryce was 2nd best.

>>150146838
he a fruity nigga throwin on his tiptoes n shit

is flacco elite?

>>150146817
Nta but hell yeah, lap his ass and get right behind him then keep shoving shells up his ass til he's in tears. Sometimes you gotta be that uncle, the one where his parents won't even let you play with him anymore.

>>150146820
I heard offensive linemen hate it when the qb runs out of bounds behind the line of scrimmage because it counts as a sack allowed for them, just throw the ball away lol

>two drives end in fumbles
I feel like I just watched Hookers career end, feels bad

DALTON DRAGON ONE HANDED CATCH

>>150146796
>68 yard dragon by Allen and TesSla gets a teddy
We Kyle Allen fans now?

Why aren't YOU watching
>my Patriots
going 17-0 against the commies?

>>150146896
its insane how that entire Tennessee team have turned out to be busts in the NFL.

>>150146915
fuck the pats, tripfag

>>150146889
Based, he gonna learn today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RkapfBYIfc

>>150146917
do one of her in Detroit?

>>150146924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFR9OtNtCU
It's free on youtube, also don't use such problematic language on a blue board.

FUCK THE PATS
FUCK THE JETS
FUCK THE BILLS

Lifelong Rams fan starting this season, what do I need to know?

>>150146961
your team needs a QB

>>150146961
The rams suck

Which preseason game sucks the least right now? What do I watch?

How was Kyle Allen in college?
He looked like pure ass in the hall of fame game but looks pretty good tonight

>>150146958
Hahahaha McDaniel fired after week 1.

HOLY FUCKING ELITE CATCH

>>150146976
holy shit I wish, tripfag.

>>150146971
Browns Panthers

>>150146896
And then they pull you early and the other guy comes in and marches right down the field.

>>150146961
The Higbee hit was clean, just bad luck

they should fire you out of a cannon tranny

>>150146915
basedball is on, sorry

LFG
LFG
LFG

>>150146976
realistically the phins have to make the playoffs or they blow it up right

How fucking bad were Shedeur's interviews?

>>150146984
are you being deadass with me right now?

>>150146995
afc north really about to have four future hall of fame quarterbacks...

>>150146995
Nice throw but even better catch

>>150147012
on god no cap

every person wearing a sanders jersey in the crowd appears to be a minority, what's up with that?

>>150147008
Apparently he went to the Giants facility with his entire crew with music blasting out of his headphones the entire time kek

oh cool Shedeur killed the receiver with that throw way to go

every person wearing a jersey in the crowd appears to be a minority, what's up with that?

What is the score with the browns & Panthers game, piece of shit NFL thing on google is glitched

>>150147029
Receivers are too uppity anyways

>>150147037
7-7

>>150147008
probably thought he was gonna big-dick his way into pulling an Eli and force a trade to the Giants after posting those custom cleats, so no one wanted to touch him for off-field drama (and he wasn't great at Colorado to begin with)

are you chuds ready to apologize to Shadeur?

>>150147037
14-7 browns

/nfl/ lost, the Prime family won

that's the most amount of lifelong Colorado fans (since 2023) I've ever seen

Shedeur about to get another 6 here

Shedeur is honestly making the most of out this opportunity.

another great pass by shedeur

THE AGE OF WHITE QBS IS OVER

Sanders is unironically a good QB, pretty impressed. He definitely should have been drafted higher. If Tyler Shough is a bust heads might roll in the Saints and Seattle front offices.

What if he's actually good?

>>150147041
>>150147055
Thanks

>>150147074
Joe Burrow is the only white QB left that's any good. You can't name a single white QB in the top 15.

He's playing well, but let's slow down on giving him a golden jacket for one preseason game.

>>150147086
I'm not sure if he's good but he's definitely playing better than a 6th round rookie

>>150147002
The Phins are not realistic. Ross isn't going to fire mcdaniel and there is no one to replace him. mcdaniel was way down the list of coaches they talked to.

>>150147078
>If Tyler Shough is a bust heads might roll in the Saints and Seattle front offices.
2026 QB class is great, so the Saints won't be terribly disappointed if Shough isn't good.

>>150146570
He will and it'll be amazing. I hope it's against the Steelers and TJ or Cam break him

>>150147078
fuck off Mel you're still retarded

I've seen enough. Shedeur should've been 1st overall.

>>150147093
goff mayfield purdy herbert allen stafford

At this point I'm starting to wonder if Deion intentionally sabotaged Shadeur's draft because he's such an egomaniac and narcissist that his son outshining his career scares him.

>>150147093
Taylor Heinicke

>Hawaii affiliate station
what the fuck?

>>150147121
>herbert
lol, lmao even. Single most overrated player in the NFL and its not particularly close.

You can't fucking stop us

>>150147099
ROTY is ours pussy

>>150147135
agreed but hes still obviously top 15

>>150147093
name your top 15

>>150147115
>2026 QB class is great
>headliners are Poo Allar, Garrett Pussmeier, Cade Chudnik, and Carson Picked
nah that shit's grim as fuck

>>150147137
It was so fucking obvious. I don't know why people were pretending like him going in the 5th wasn't absolutely insane.

>>150147135
That's Josh Allen. He's in a neck and neck for 4th or 5th best QB in the league with Hurts and he just won MVP for no reason. That shit's got reddit acting like he's the best QB of the generation.

>>150147121
Purdy is black

>>150147137
>i spent all fucking year telling them he has the best mechanics of any college QB i've ever seen
Did you start watching CFB last year or something?

Kenny Pickett looking worried lol

>>150147137
>he actually thinks today was a good performance from shitter

Why does Stefanski look like that?

>>150147168
If you tried to tackle me, I would truck the fuck out of you

>lions QBs combine for 3 fumbles in the first half, leading 7-3
Lmao my lions are so cooked if Goff goes down, and Bridgewater isn't around to save them

Commiesbros, it's just preseason right? Right?

>>150147158
He's a superbowl champion.

>>150147137
>only weakness is his arm
>not his pocket presence
>not taking 42 sacks
>not his lack of awareness
7/10 bait.

I will say he's doing pretty well today. It's the panther's backups, but it's better than I expected even with the overthrows and near sacks.

>>150147153
N pass confirmed.

>>150147177
try drinking Cleveland water for more than a week and see what it does to you

>>150147137
Go to bed Mel

Huntersissies... I thought we made Shidder???

https://wplace.live/
(you)r team is loved by the city, right anon?

>>150147146
but enough about your chances of having sex with a woman

>>150147186
Obviously.

>>150147188
>colorado's OLine

>>150147202
Bix nood confirmed

>>150147215
Forced him to throw a telegraphed pass to a covered receiver on the open side of the field rather than the short side to the guy running the same route that was actually open?

I liked his performance in the first half. I want to see more though. This is a good sign so far.

>>150147188
this is worth about 3-5 generic interceptions for the situation
>1st down
lol

>>150147232
>college quarterback under pressure makes a bad decision
w-woah
when you're getting fucking mauled every single game like shedeur was for his two seasons in colorado, yes, you tend to be a little brash in your decision making

Should I stick with the Panthers-Browns game or switch to the Lions-Falcons one?

Detroit bros, Kyle Allen looks better today

>>150146575
and there it is

Ave imperator

>>150147268
looks like shit kek

>>150147252
Shedeur is the only entertaining thing to watch now unless you're a Lions or Falcons fan

The brownoids are making fun of us whiteoidbros. What are we going to do??????????

>Dalton back out
Why? Young was looking good

>>150147277
nah thats me

what is the new kickoff rule?
the kick has to land in between the goal line and 20?

>>150147287
>playing your starters in preseason

>>150147305
>implying Young is a guaranteed starter

>Shedeur makes a mental mistake
>immediately starts blaming his teammate
yeah he's toast

so what's the cope for today commiefags
(yes I know it's just the preseason)

Uh oh, Sanders melty

>Sanders still in
Thought they'd put in Huntley by now.

Sanders is already chimping out on his teammate

>>150147298
you look like shit?

What's he saying here?

Chimp Bonobogorilla

>>150147245
>if your line sucks you have to throw INTs
His one "plus" is that he typically didn't turn the ball over. Because he'd hold onto it and take a sack.

That kind of throw gets you benched in high school.

Am I wrong for thinking NFL preseason is like /cfb/ on steroids?

>>150147335
>Scam >>>Shartman

HE IS A KEEPER Browns V Da Bears in Superb Owl 2026

>>150147268
Nice forehead nigga

>>150147241
I haven't had much to get excited about in regards to Husker football in 15 years but that game was incredibly fun to watch. He literally quit and went to the locker room early.

>>150147143
After the top 10 I’d take Baker, Love, Trevor, Geno, and Danny over him

carolina must KNEEL before UFL WRs

>>150147357
yeah

>>150147356
this play is a net neutral, at the end of the day they're kicking the field goal if he doesn't pick up the 3rd and 3
smart decision to take the sack if the play is dead, colorado has a good kicker

>>150147345
>chimping
And there it is

They're not seriously considering putting this bratty clown at QB1 are they?

>>150147343
Huntley is a known commodity at this point. He's either an extra training camp arm because Pickett and Gabriel are hurt, or he's the new backup/starter and Sanders is playing for a roster spot with Pickett and Gabriel.

Dalton wtf bro

>>150147382
>kicking from the 15 is the same as kicking from the 32
Ok retard. Are you a nigger or a buff? CU doesn't actually have fans so you have to be a nigger.

>>150147400
what was this

>>150147400
kek

>>150147382
>this play is a net neutral, at the end of the day they're kicking the field goal if he doesn't pick up the 3rd and 3
>smart decision to take the sack if the play is dead, colorado has a good kicker
except the kicker missed that kick lmao

>Bates kicking a 57 harder in preseason
Bates is a legit great kicker isnt he

>>150147400
white QB era is over, mulattos and blacks have taken over

>>150147429
Unless there's wind

>>150147407
>>kicking from the 15 is the same as kicking from the 32
and you expect your kicker to make both
>Are you a nigger or a buff?
i just understand what i'm looking at from a mere webm on a level you couldn't comprehend, and that's it
>>150147419
not shedeur's fault, he absolutely did the right thing trying to extend it either way
hindsight is 20/20

>>150147400
Do you think his girlfriend dried up a little when she saw this?

>>150147035
Low IQ consooomers tend to be brown

>>150147429
he was a fucking elite kicker in the UFL. huge leg and delivered in a ton of clutch moments

>>150147400
>flopping in the preseason

>>150147396
I remember when a lot of anons were saying not to pay Lamar and that Tyler Huntley was just as good. People really let their emotions think for them, don't they?

is gabriel injured?
wouldn't you want to work out your third round QB?
playing sanders for an entire preseason game seems odd

>>150147331
>>150147400
Are you sure about that buddy?

>>150147451
>and you expect your kicker to make both
Lol no. College kickers are absolutely not expected to consistently hit 50 yarders. Even at top tier programs they don't.
>i just understand what i'm looking at from a mere webm on a level you couldn't comprehend, and that's it
Nigger it is. Got it.

Shedeur will play 100% of the snaps for the Browns this year. He already mogged everyone else into retirement.

Shedeur has no help whatsoever

>>150147470
Woke racism and nepotism know no bounds

>>150147460
No one gets people bullshitting and posting in bad faith like Lamar Jackson. It's wild how worked up people get about trying to downplay him.

>>150147400
Was he just trying to avoid getting hit or fucking what?

>>150147441
did our reffies win again?

>>150147470
>is gabriel injured?
Yes.

>>150147447
Bro that's EVERY kicker

New York media is already stirring the pot about the Giants taking Dart instead of Sanders.

>>150147470
Gabriel's hurt. Hammy hurty.

Dalton is cooked

>>150147489
He's just old and not so good anymore.

shadeur would never

>>150147470
Yes he and Pickett are hurt

How many weeks will it take for Shedeur to irreparably injure himself?

>>150147470
Gabriel really should've done another year at Oregon, I don't know why he declared for the draft.

timmy bros..

>>150147476
>Lol no. College kickers are absolutely not expected to consistently hit 50 yarders. Even at top tier programs they don't.
alejandro mata is a good kicker you fucking retard, you're an awful coach if you don't trust him to nail a 50 yarder
>Nigger it is. Got it.
you didn't watch colorado at all last year, so why are you even choosing to die on this hill?

>>150147492
>>150147504
>>150147516
ty pals

>>150147349
haha yeah

>>150147487
I think its calmed down over the past couple years but it's still funny

Dan Campbells aggressiveness is good for the NFL

Also is anyone elses captcha really fucming slow tonight?

Excited for the Broncos at Niners game tomorrow, that should be fun

>>150147543
Yeah, I'm having posts take a while to actually go through

Browns unstoppable, confirmed Super Bowl

>>150147543
>Also is anyone elses captcha really fucming slow tonight?
Thought it was just me. Fucking moot

>>150147027
Strong, black man killing the evil yt Man who conspired against him.

Shadeur looks aight but his comfort and focus is very impressive. Stefanski is calling a pretty straight forward offense, but Sanders is way more relaxed than I expected. His footwook is AWFUL though, unironically might be the worst I have ever seen. He's going to get murdered if he gets any play time in the North.

>>150147555
same here

>>150147518
I'm pretty sure he was out of eligibility. he was playing for UCF before COVID.

cereal question why the hate for sanders is it because of the father

oh shit that lion is actually convulsing

>>150147489
Trying to avoid the defensive end deflecting the ball. Still silly.

They should let Dillon Gabriel start a game and then have them both play in each half of the final preseason game.

>>150147451
Sorry anon, but you're wrong here. There's a big difference in college between a 49yd fg and a 32yrd fg

PRIMETIME TELEVISION

Guys we might have to start having uncomfortable conversations around Shedeur Sanders....

>>150147592
the sanders family seems like a collection of really shitty people as a whole

>>150147587
remember that the panthers defense was literally 32nd in the league for every single metric last year

shitter is playing against their 3rd and 2nd stringers

>>150147603
Can't watch game what's going on

Shedeur has those good jeans, meanwhile that square ass white boy can’t even take a snap properly

>>150147592
Unprofessional in interviews.
We don't know exactly what was said, but it was bad enough he slid on everyone's board.

>>150147575
>>150147575
there are many white pipo wearing his jersey in the crowd

>>150147592
I can give you a list of reasons that Shedeur is hated by so many:

1. He's cocky and arrogant
2. His dad is a HoF for whom he played QB for, so people label him a nepobaby
3. They think he gets too much attention for how talented he is
4. Most importantly, he's all of the above while being a black qb, so that alone riles them up

>>150147592
I don't particularly dislike him or his dad. I think he's an arrogant little shit but hopefully his draft fall humbled him a bit.
I just fucking despise the media circus that's followed him since they arrived at Colorado. Even when Colorado was going 4-8 every other caster comment, article, and discussion was about him and how great he was and how lucky Colorado was to have him.
I was willing to give the pair the benefit of the doubt starting 3-0, then Oregon smoked them and I realized how out of their depths both were, yet no one seemed to recognize that

>Jack Plummer
Ain't this the cat the statfag always talks about?

>>150147625
loins player went head first into a player, looked like some gnarly spine compression
he was straight up convulsing on the ground
everyone takes a kneel as the stretcher comes out level of bad

>>150147499
Hey Jake

JAV porn or latinas?
Go Sanders btw

>>150147592
I hate him because he's #1 in his father's child power rankings, I prefer the underdog sons like Shiloh

>>150147653
JAV fetish porn, come on now

>>150147502
vs. backups against the second worst team in the league. Unreal

>>150147653
latinas
specifically brazilian femdom kissing porn

>>150147649
Loins getting 1 trillion injuries and a WC exit

>>150147653
JAV is so broad

>>150147630
And? Who gives a fuck. Talking don’t have nothing to do with playing ball. I bet he just didn’t suck enough GM dick during the interview is all. They wanted him to talk down upon himself, but if you are him you don’t do that gay shit

>>150147625
>>150147668
update: ambulance on the field

>>150147625
not good

was sp always pro sanders?

Did I just watch someone die?

webm of the lions player dying?

>>150147678
>>150147680
>Detroit's window

>>150147587
I'm a certified Shadeur hater but I admit he is very calm. Probably a bit overconfident, but he doesn't get rattled.

>>150147680
WHOPPER WHOPPER

>>150147653
Latinas farting in each other's mouths
Go broncos

>>150147649
Oh shit he got Ryan Shazier'd
That's bad

>>150147680
>>150147678
Bet they call the game

>>150147555
My Ninies offense got destroyed by their defense in the joint practice :(

Patriots need a new backup, Dobbs is horrible holy fuck

30 seconds for this virtual measurement, chain gang does it quicker. Goodell best keep with tradition.

>short by 1'2"
>1.2 inches
jesus christ just burn the American education system to the ground and start over

They should have Avril do the halftime show.

>>150147705
based

Welp, that's certainly enough to make me switch to the Lions game

>>150147729
Coward

RIP Norris

>>150147680
webm?

>>150147678
>>150147680
I don't suppose there's any footage of the hit?

Why wasn't Bill at the game?

>>150147764
Busy fucking his 20 year old girlfriend probably.

hambulance?

>>150147730
Pull the chain is one of the best parts of the sport. The way they keep changing the rules for Allen is disgusting.

wheres the video of the dude who got ACK'd?

>>150147680
Damn :(

>>150147592
He went 13-12 at CU while getting raped by BYU in his last game (16/23, 208 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT, 4 sacks, see above), and then got his number retired. That should tell you everything about him being overrated.

>>150147764
too busy getting ready to go 5-7 at UNC

>>150147764
seeing Bill let himself be obviously controlled by a money hungry goblin is just sad, seems like the total opposite thing a prime Belichick would avoid

>clock is kill
How hard was that hit?

>>150147799
Ryan Shazier-tier apparently

>>150147623
Shedeur is also playing with 4th stringers.

>>150147675
>brings his entire posse along with him to meet teams
>is wearing headphones that are blasting music the entire time
>literally starts pauses in the middle of the interview to talk to random people on speakerphone
>completely clueless when they quiz him because he didn't study
>gives ridiculous and unserious answers, for example, someone asked him how he envisioned himself in 5 years, and he answered "THE MAYOR OF THE CITY" then clapped his hands and laughed.
>didn't throw or do any medical stuff at the combine
>had that cringe "LEGENDARY" themed draft room on draft night like he was a surefire bluechip talent

>>150147799
Shazier tier

>>150147680
Lions about to have an MN decal on their helmets

Never seen this happen before.

I can't wemb

https://x.com/ReallyDanWeiner/status/1953991389949075686

Why wasn’t he selected after Cam Ward? Was it racism?

>>150147729
Anti Dobbs rhetoric will not be tolerated here

what the fuck is going on in the lions game?


just call it if they arent going to play

Talk about class man. No one else needs to get fucked up tonight

Holee fuk

>>150147826
Remember kids: if you can't see who you're hitting, your head's not up high enough

>>150147756
couldn't find any of the convulsing
it was pretty brutal

>>150147592
they overhype is gross

I'm not cheering for the Cleveland browns. I am cheering for Shedeur Sanders to quiet the racist and haters

game is over

>>150147826
God damn
Also, mp4s have been allowed here for months

>>150147837
contractually obligated to play

Have they done this before in one of these? I know preseason is basically fake and maybe it was taken more seriously 10-20 years ago but tossing a quarter is still crazy. Five minutes in a 3 possession game, whatever, you probably should just go home

>>150147845
>>150147854
>Lions are still playing super aggressive defense
Did they learn nothing?

They're waiting for Goodell to answer his phone.

>>150147526
>alejandro mata is a good kicker you fucking retard,
I didn't say he wasn't. I said college kickers aren't expected to hit 50 yards consistently and that's factually true. Also his career long is 47. He was 3-5 from 40+ in 2024 and 4-6 in 2023. Hardly an automatic from 49 you dipshit.
>you're an awful coach if you don't trust him to nail a 50 yarder
You're an even more awful coach if you don't care if your kicker is going for a 32 yarder vs a 49 yarder

You didn't admit to being a buffs fan, which I called because there are no buffs fans. You don't deny being a nigger which I also called. I can almost guarantee I've seen more Colorado games in my lifetime out of spite than you have watch the last two years when you just started watching.

>>150147747
Norris was a guy the Lions waived last preseason due to an injury as well
poor guy can't catch a break

I love live chats

>>150147680
What happened?

Whitebros they're laughing at us

>>150147826
Not going through the effort to make this 540p shit look good.

>>150147826
Ouch

>>150147893
See>>150147845

>>150147891
>betting on the preseason
>parlays on the preseason
these are the kinds of people who go around looking for abandoned change slips in the penny slot pit

>>150147893
See>>150147845

What ever happened to "next man up"? It's a physical sport.

>>150147826
Normal play. Freak accident

>>150147873
They stopped the game when Hamlin died

>>150147895
"kaden davis" is a great scrub nfl guy name

The Brady Statue pose is lame as fuck. I think him point or throwing would have been much more interseting.

If they die, they die. The sport is more important than their 6th string lives.

>>150147815
>literally starts pauses in the middle of the interview to talk to random people on speakerphone

Joe Flacco watching Shedeur Sanders

>>150147914
it's preseason week 1 and that dude may never walk again. no reason to keep it going

Advertisers gotta be pissed right now.

>>150147878
He's sitting in his office hoping another gunman enters

>>150146554 (OP)
Baker Mayfield better than all 6 of the QBs the Browns have on their roster combined.

>Sanders out
>Lions kill
>Commies playing 4th stringers
I guess today is over, then. It was fun

>>150147880
Not him but what the fuck are you expecting Shedeur to do in that webm? It's a bad play to take a sack there and it's even worse to attempt a throwaway. The failure lands squarely on the interior being unable to create a pocket and the left edge getting an advantageous jump. There's no other option but to kick it.

Shedeur sounds like he's trying to speak with his mouth shot up with Novocain
I can see the cursor pinwheel spinning in his head between every third word

Man, Shadeur seems like a really nice dude

what ethnicity is the witch interviewing Primate Jr?

>>150147923
The statute should have been picrel. Everyone knows it. It’s his most iconic picture.

>>150147914
this

national pussy league

>>150147957
think she's jeet with a mix of something undetermined

>>150147959
You get out there and risk your life bitch

>>150147957
I think the correct term is pardo or zambo

look at the legs
that headshot straight up sent him into a seizure
tahts not 2 gud

>>150147923
Fag

>>150147914
While on camera the NFL pretends to care about player health and safety

>>150147972
pay me several million and i will, pussy

>>150147978
Why the fuck is nigchigan allowed to have a football team? Bunch of criminal thugs living up there. Move the team to St. Louis.

>>150147986
no stooooop :(((((((((

>>150147978
fuck that's scary

https://imgur.com/a/39tH4mD

Reminds me of that Kiko Alonso hit on Flacco
Norris was unconscious before his body stopped moving

sanders has an anglo-scottish face despite being black, i have no idea how to explain it

>>150147978
he will be fine. its a big concussion but unless anything in his brain has ruptured he isnt going to die

no need to suspend the game

>>150147978
Lions already in playoff form I see

just heard a loin player died?!?!

>>150147978
Christ

>>150147958
The Hero the league needed but not the one it deserved.

>>150147996
These practice squad guys aren't getting paid millions, wannabe australia

>>150147948
itll change. all 3 of sanders sons are different moments of his life/career

That poor kid never played an official game due to a previous injury and he just wanted a roster spot. Damn.

>>150148017
A lot of American blacks have white blood.

>>150147845

Doesn’t look that bad, he went low and the RB kinda kneed him in the head.

Also; WTF is up with timer? Tried to start a Lions vs Falcons and kept gettin “wait 300(!) seconds” messages and after waiting, it would rest to wait 300 seconds?!

>>150148003
>blacks in my black sport? Oh the humanity!
Lol

>>150148003
Michigan invented the Linebacker. St Louis has lost like 5 NFL teams.

>>150148054
>black sport

>>150147978
F. Get well soon.

>>150148003
Ah yes, St. Louis has very few black people there...

>>150148003
nigga fuck you and the nfl

>>150148005
A bottom that's into football? Oh my

>>150148045
Yeah, the hit wasn't super out of the ordinary, but the angle was such that he got a full power thigh hit to his forehead as he was falling forward, bad luck really

Hopkins missing pat, better not be another grim season from him

Sanders was professional as fuck in his interview. Im starting to think the GMs are just culturally insensitive racists

>>150148017
descendents of slaves in the us are intermixed with scots-irish and norf fc, basically the overseers.

>Lions preseason game 1: 5 turnovers
>Lions preseason game 2: Norris dies
This cannot be a good sign

>>150147958
Imagine just being such a boss you look like that without making any conscious effort to. Like, this wasn't a staged photo and he wasn't posing for it. That's just his natural demeanor.

Anyway, I bet the sculptor didn't want to fuck with a massive freeflowing jacket that would double the width of the sculpture

What a gay ass Olympics commercial lmao

>>150147943
>Not him but what the fuck are you expecting Shedeur to do in that webm?
Not run backwards from the 15 to the 32 and cost his team points. You have to learn when to cut your losses. He's a 4 year starter in college and that was the last game of his 2nd season in FBS. He should know better.
> There's no other option but to kick it.
No shit retard. But the point is it goes from a chip shot to the kicker missing because instead of a 5 yard sack it's a 25 yard sack

>>150148033
The dubs you needed, not the trips you deserved

Patriots are looking good

Why the fuck is 90% of the NFL Network commercials PSAs and ads from the Ad Council?

>>150147978
Bring out the Hamlin bot 2.0

>>150148101
Sounds like every Lions game last year

>>150148123
most decent analysts have them at 9 or 10 wins this season, so that tracks. Henderson looks like the best back out of the ones in this draft imo.

>>150147831
Browns are in a no loss situation with Sanders, either he's good and they finally have a QB, if he sucks, it was just a 5th rd pick.

>>150148124
JUST DONT VAPE AND DONT LEAVE THE KIDS IN THE CAR

>>150148124
They can't land real advertisers. They skipped going to every training camp this year to save money

>>150148123
drake maye is a walking dice roll

>>150148138
the only good ai slop you've made

>>150148143
Don't forget how if he sucks the media will make fun of the Cleveland Browns, which never happens under normal circumstances

brutal injuries this preseason!

>>150148162
why do black QBs always run backwards? is it like birds who use the magnetic field to travel south?

>>150148138
Lol fuck you

>>150148171
I plan to make fun of the Brown regardless of outcome

>>150148138
sheem sleepy

>>150148179
Bilhal Kone's killed-all bone

>>150146554 (OP)
The shedeur stateline is kino because there's enough there for everyone's confirmation bias to prove them right regardless of their opinion

>>150148185
shuck and jive instincts

>>150148162
He is going to take a 20+ yard sack if he ever plays the Ravens

>>150148138
Sleep well loin ;_;

>>150148162
see at least he's learning! >>150147356

>>150148148
Well then let's roll

>singles and they miss the playoffs
>dubs and they make it but lose in the wildcard
>trips and they win a playoff game
>quads or higher and they win the super bowl

>>150148132
You really think they'd have learned about defensive injuries by now. This kind of stuff has got to be awful for morale

>>150148219
hes going to take a 20 yard sack against anyone that isnt the panthers

should have had 2 INTs as well

>>150148179
Holy shit that's gruesome you didn't see it that bad on the broadcast, that's like Sid Vicious breaking his leg or that gymnast that used to get spammed here.

>>150147903
This is what you get when your coach was on the bounty gate team.

>>150148114
>You have to learn when to cut your losses
Very few QBs behind a bad OLine in college are going to know when to do this though. Josh Allen still has no idea what this even means.
>But the point is it goes from a chip shot to the kicker missing because instead of a 5 yard sack it's a 25 yard sack
Nobody in college is going to give themselves up on a 3rd and 3 if the play goes bad dude. I don't even know what you're arguing about but this is not an NFL field and it's not an indictment on Shedeur as a player to try and hero ball to convert that in a bowl game down 10 to a superior program.

>>150148219
He's in the division with them, the Steelers with TJ, Highsmith and Heyward, and then maybe Trey Hendrickson. It's going to be kino.

He did good enough tonight he's going to play at some point when the Browns suck later and/or Haslam demands it.

>>150148219
He's in the AFC-N, he's going to have a hard life anyway, at least the guy that could fuck him up the most is on his team

>>150148231
>This kind of stuff has got to be awful for morale
especially when your franchise's best-ever squad by record didn't win a single playoff game because your gutted defense finally gave up the ghost

>>150148212
The most likely outcome is he plays fairly well in the preseason, his dad's media cronies begin shilling the "you see, everyone was wrong!" narrative, and then in the first game against a team that's actually trying he throws 3 INTs and loses by 30+

>>150148171
>the media will make fun of the Cleveland Browns
They were gonna do this regardless-
>which never happens under normal circumstances
Oh yeah, you get it.

>>150148250
>>Very few QBs behind a bad OLine in college are going to know when to do this though.
>nooooooo Shadeur is the only QB in history with a bad line

>Nobody in college is going to give themselves up on a 3rd and 3 if the play goes bad dude
Lots of them do. It would have been 10-3 at the start of the 2nd. That's a close game still. Instead it was 10-0 and the half finished 20-0.

There are plenty of college QBs that make that same mistake. They don't make the pros, and they have people slobbering their knob saying they are a first round lock. He's an above average college QB. That's still really good. It's not NFL worthy.

>>150148226
wasn't Data cheating in this episode? on-brand for the Patriots I guess.

thinkin' my brownies are elite

>>150148264
>at least the guy that could fuck him up the most is on his team
TJ Watt is better look at the stats.

>>150148284
this is what im waiting for

the browns need to start him week 1 for the ultimate entertainment for the season

>>150148328
Brownie chads. We eating good

>>150148138
please make this the next op

Commiebros this shit fucking sucks. The haters were right Josh Harris is a bum. Sell the team again.

Lions are not mentally recovering from this
Window closed

>>150148434
You cannot name the Commies starting QB for that game

>>150148434
Sell to Don Jr

>>150148231
I don't know about that, these guys are all deciding to go out there and play like this. It's like they're storming the beach at Normandy, getting mowed down by machine guns fire. However Campbell's not putting them on a boat and pushing them out to sea where they have to fight for their lives, it's a job and any of these guys could decide at any point to be soft and under perform. They're not doing that though. This is like some Heaven's Gate shit where he's telling them to die and they willingly oblige. At some point it'll probably break but as of right now they're still buying into his cult.

I like when the bucs have a big run and mayfield is somewhere down the field blocking

>>150147592
His father racialized everything for media attention and the idea of going around to coach so your son can bet starting QB is cringe. Shedur himself seems okay, I guess. Kind of cocky in interviews but a lot of people are. It is mostly his dad for me. When he starts pulling out the race card at the first sign of legitimate criticism I just immediately write him off.

>>150148469
Tehre's a lot about being a Giants fan that's sad right now but it was really soberign when I realized that the gap between the Giants' last Super Bowl win to now was longer than the Cowboys' was when we knocked them off on our Super Bowl run in 2007.

We've really become the old joke we told about how Cowboys fans don't change a lightbulb and jsut talk about how great the old one was instead.

>>150148325
The casino was cheating first. He noticed a slight variance in the weight distribution of the dice and fixed them. He then started cheating. Also, yes, I’ve apparently watched tng too many Times.

kek I hope Sanders becomes the greatest QB of all time

>>150148478
>This is like some Heaven's Gate shit where he's telling them to die and they willingly oblige. At some point it'll probably break but as of right now they're still buying into his cult.
>first Egyptian player drafted by Detroit told Campbell he would die for him
Fucking based

>>150148568
What's her @?

Shadeur just said he is playing for the people locked up who text him, man of the people.

How did Coach Primate 2 look tonight? I was gonna watch but I fell asleep 5 minutes in

Which team is the biggest preseason loser so far? Raiders or Lions?

>>150148249
Immediately the most hateable player in the league

>>150148585
had some good throws
had some running around the backfield like a chicken with its head cut off
there's promise but overall it was just bullying the Panthers' abysmal defence, backups at that

>>150148585
QB2, possibly QB1 later in the season

>>150148587
As much as it might affect some guys mentally, Loins lost a depth player that's it
Raiders just suck with no o line

>>150148585
better than I think most expected, even with the caveat of beating up on short bus players. he had a couple genuinely really good throws, had a few dumb rookie moments. maybe there's a spark of hope here after all.

Basically with the right coaching Sanders could become good. Unfortunately it’s the Browns.

>>150148585
He looked okay, I really don't see a reason he shouldn't be the backup. Sit for a year behind Flacco, learn, mature, and maybe get a start next year with some new weapons.

>>150148656
unfortunately he's brown

>>150148434
>>150148470
Based Chuds, LFG

>>150148578
@Grok
or
@Gemini

>[Russini] Dan Campbell says Norris is breathing, talking, and has some movement.
Imagine the dire situation you're in when the health update is "he's breathing". Goddamn.

>>150148643
Maybe I'm just weakmind, but if I saw that IRL as a player, I don't know if I could keep playing

>>150148656
>>150148162
He should get alot more 1st team 2nd team reps if they be throwing him to the fire like that. What were the Browns thinking? Are they trying to sabotage his career?

>Dan Campbell says Maurice Norris is speaking and moving
Lucky ass mofo

Browns win Super Bowl
Sanders wins RoY and MVP

Screencap this shit.

>>150148728
Crazy how fast your whole life can change just like that

>>150148713
kek

>>150148585
Like he should've went in the second or early third round instead of the 5th, not a first rounder though.

>>150148729
I think seeing an injury like Theisman or Alex Smith would mess me up a bit for sure
Smiths leg looks good now considering he nearly lost it

>>150148728
he said talking and moving too you faggot. basically : hes fine, it was just a concussion

>>150148737
>What were the Browns thinking? Are they trying to sabotage his career?
it's the first preseason game and he was playing against the backups of the guys who had the worst defense in the league last year
congrats to him he didn't look like he was doing a Three Stooges bit out there, but let's pump the brakes on anointing him "starter or bust"

>>150148737
>throwing him to the fire like that

throwing him into the fire against the 3rd string of the worst defense in the entire league?

>>150148798
Milroe Heads in denial

>>150148768
he did those flip-flop commercials a few years back after he was fully healed, and I don't know what marketing value that company saw in putting his fucked-up leg on full display because all the scars and such are still gruesome.
better than a stump for sure but damn it was pretty harrowing.

Why is the kiwi in this thread such a piece of shit

>>150147947
Uh oh POO POO

>>150148833
His meds wore off

>>150148833
Hi Mel

Are we back?

>>150148833
I like the kiwi because hes funny

>>150148870
Mommy milkers!

>>150148017
Result of high injections of adenochrome

>>150148870
unironically the Pats have gotten much better and fast

>>150148906
adenochrome isn't even real

>>150148728
I was hospitalized last month for a bad bike accident (4chan guys don't wear helmets) and I was knocked out, no memory at all of what made me crash, but they basically knew I was fine after this timeframe of about two hours because I was normal and coherent. They monitored the ol' brain bleed, then I was out on my own after a day. Would I be able to play NFL football anytime soon, of course not, maybe they'd put me back in if it was the 80s.

It's not dire, it's great luck compared to people thinking you might have died on tv

Back department? It's we

New in a few
>>150148945
>>150148945
>>150148945

Coach

Deion Sanders

>>150147202
Yep

>>150149064
>TY BEN JOHNSON
jej

>>150148601
Cope

why does Gabriel look like he's had the same plastic surgery as 40 year old white women

also neither Watson or Gabriel looked happy for Sanders kek

>>150147654
He slid a few spots in dad's for throwing only two TDs and no interceptions in his debut.

>>150147931
This is why we wont win ww3