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shroomin

>>150146600 (OP)
Te gusta el champiñón?

this is the thread

ANIME

How does this image make you feel

>>150146768

yiyos

traditional Catholic wife with strong religious background who hates USA, Israel and Netflix, love anime and videogames

wife

you thought I wouldn't notice

>>150146849
el mismisimo Nayib Armando Bukele Ortez

>>150146863
Me on the front

>>150146849
Amazing skills
Take my upvote and rejoice

>>150146863
heh

>>150146849

>>150146863
the lads migratin after a thread hits bump limit

>>150146768
Disturbingly in-character.

fuck a.nal

that's a good fucking za
za snobs fuck off

>>150146974
She looks like that 'zilian hotdog stand girl that 4chan was obsessed with 1 year ago

>>150146974
sexo

>>150147016
the one with hairy pits?

>>150147032
ela tem

>>150147032

>>150146929

>>150146974
I think a few women arent fully conscious of how cute they are
But then again they see themselves taking a dump and i dont

>>150147054
lol

>>150147054
KEK

>>150147054
Kek

>>150147054
it really do be like that

>>150147054
lel

>>150147054
LMAO based

>>150146863
>>150147054
me and the /copalib/ros

Has there ever been a copalib thread where fuck a.nal guy wasnt there

>ARG1
Newell's Old Boys' red card against Central Cordoba

>>150147191
deu green

>ARG1
Lanús [1] - Talleres 0

>>150147433

Just came back from drinking with coworkers
Its not as bad as you guys say it is
I even found out one almost won a beauty contestant pageant

How much would you pay for Marcos Rojo?

>>150147449
Always remember to include a comment about footnall to shield yourself
Newells will lose btw

>galleres

My coworker talks about me in /copalib/ but he doesn't know I post here too

did 4chan murio?

insolito moment

>>150147757
Amazing.

>>150147757
do these clubs not hire any legal handlers or what

>>150147786
Both Milito and Riquelme are retards who think because they played well they will suddenly know how to run a club. It's amazing that racing had their best president ever and decided to kick him out to bring some idiot who won 1 apertura, I mean at least riquelme won copalib a few times.

>>150146849
Holy shit, El Eagle-eyed argentiniANO, I was about to post "I bet she has tatuagi"

>>150147032
That's barely hairy, amigo

>>150147054
Lmao, slap hulk's bunda on one of those capivaras

the blue nigga is beating the green nigga

>>150147757
Typical sudaca organization, I'd wager that at least one professional match in this continent was delayed due to the lack of footballs
>>150147449

>>150147032

>>150147949
Would you rather watch muschuc runa or hang out with your co workers

>>150148029
I would rather watch paint dry

>>150147949
>clebin friday night

>ARG1
Newell's Old Boys [1] - Central Cordoba 0

>>150148107

left or right /copalib/?

>>150148029
Mushuc runa classified in sudakino by a wide margin, of course I'd rather watch mushuc.
>>150148070
A wise man

>>150148134
Middle

>ARG1
Newell's Old Boys 1 - Central Cordoba [1]

>>150148177
lol that was short lived

>>150148177

>>150146863
Would take one as a pet

waitu pigu go home

>>150147054
Heh

>>150148211
They have ticks that can kill you or so i heard

>>150148177
Tucu bro, i still can't get over it.
We got a NEGRO instead. Sure, he is probably better than the kid that was playing, but Teucuzinho would help too.
Libera el Teucuzinho, chile hermanito

>>150148122
Nice cross, which central Cordoba is this?
>>150148134
Left

Sim, capivaras selvagens podem ser perigosas, mas a agressividade delas geralmente ocorre em defesa própria ou quando se sentem ameaçadas. Elas são animais selvagens e podem reagir de forma imprevisível se se sentirem acuadas, especialmente se estiverem com filhotes ou se sentirem que seu espaço está sendo invadido. Além disso, capivaras podem transmitir doenças como a febre maculosa através do carrapato-estrela, que pode ser encontrado em seu ambiente.

>>150148295
>Nice cross, which central Cordoba is this?
The good one.

>>150148258
yo Vitória bro, about Tucu...
hes fucking dead bro, he got lesionated against Cobresal and won't play until September or something

>>150148303
The one that annihilated flamingo?

>>150146600 (OP)

jajajajaj
>inb4 I don't get it. [monkey sound]

Is pvzposting the new copalib meta?

>>150148326
Damn, that sucks.
Did he injured himself or someone hit him?
In the first case it mean he was possibly already prone to get injured, what would mean that he not coming was good for us. If it is the second case, coming would be good for both cause it wouldn't have happened.
Anyway, fast recovery for him (but fuck the manager that stepped back on the deal).

>>150148258
Oh not a black player
We are not used to that

>>150148497
What happened to Alerrandro?

>>150148482
>pvzposting
paige vanzant?
>>150148497
This one ran over someone and the person died. Garro style. And it seems this fucked his mind, but lets hope he will be good for us.
>>150148522
He is in CSKA

>>150148540
We could make a brazilian XI of hit and run

>>150148540
Well, better than zenit I suppose. He "deserved leaving" desu, he played well last year.

>>150148522
https://youtu.be/IAWkTqqTZOw=lRRFwRXCJWc8HgS7

>>150148577
I'm a vascaíno, so I stand with my boy Edmundo animal souza

>>150148617
Not even the only vasco player to do.it

>>150148665
Yes, but we also reduced our penalty by 1 when we lost dener. We also lost thalles

>>150148610
I have to take some day to listen to his songs. I know some and they're all cool.
My granny was a big fan of his.

Where's the local prophet? Who is going to lose tomorrow?

>>150148491
If he went to Vitória he might have made you wait a little bit, yeah.
He injured himself, muscle tear. It will take at least 2 weeks to heal, but he is still my nigga, he will be back in full form i have no doubts.

>>150148680
Even steven

>>150148764
he still preparing his ayahuasca tecito that gives him access to the higher plane of existence where Pelé gives him betting advice

>>150148936
I took it once, made me lose me shit the day after and left me feeling nauseous for 3 weeks

>>150148936
omaiga
pele negro

i miss her bros

oh you are hincha of a shit club with shit directors and shit players? you think you have it so bad huh? my favorite JAV actress is an old hag that shares the exact name with a much younger and much more popular JAV actress that kinda looks like her so I can never find any of her videos without having to search for hours and hours, so stop crying like a little bitch every time your team loses some irrelevant match for the 4th time in the month

>>150149174
How did you get into JAV? How acute is your yellow fever?

>>150149271
I don't like all asians, but some japs are very cute and the format of their porn is more appealing than the jewish produced vomit inducing stuff from the US or the sex trafficking stuff from europe

>the format of their porn is more appealing
I have never seen a JAV in my entire lifetime where the woman in the video doesnt look like shes being raped

>>150149428
and that's a good thing

>>150149407
What do you think of gooks, chinks and thais? Asians really don't give me nothing, the only one I found attractive was a Thai/some jungle asian young woman during carnaval (inb4 ladyboy, it wasn't)

Porn :I
Porn, Japan :0

>>150149484
>inb4 ladyboy, she wasn't
You checked?

>>150149484
>What do you think of gooks, chinks and thais?
gooks are artificial and have no soul, chinks have too much soul but an oppressive government so it leads to a lot crazy amateur content like exhibitionism, crossdressing, bdsm, etc., only thing I know about thais is that they make great martial arts films

>>150149538
Dont post that shit again

small tit ASMR :|
big tit ASMR :0

>>150149667
I will take this as a yes

thai :|
thai without dick >:|

>>150149666
I meant physically, the female form
>>150149538
Yes

>>150149774
>I meant physically, the female form
it's hard to say because there's so much filter and AI bullshit going on lately, plus they get a lot of plastic surgery to look like dolls, I'm not a fan of gooks or chinks and I don't know any thais

Stop fucking gooning

>>150150008
>stop fucking? gooning!

https://x.com/EuSouVascaino_/status/1953682289344295420?t=H_DEDkAjKQW5y1Ag7yKraw&s=08

>>150092017

Someone hacked futebol em numeros twitter account

>>150150582
i hate him
please don't link his repulsive posts

>>150150140
yeah im thinking kino

cuando mario hugo no está
comemos feijoadá

What happens in belize?

what happens in belize, stays in belize bro

Today is Bay Day

Target: Fluminense

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

That's farts (that's farts)
That's what they always say
You're eating beans in April, farting out in May
But I know I'm gonna change that stink
When I'm back with poop, back with poop in June

the lion does not concern himself with the opinion of paranaenses

>>150152438
Gaddawmn

https://x.com/liberta___depre/status/1953985197797450174

Fátima Bernardes investe tudo
Fátima Bernardes com arroz 'la grega'
Fátima Bernardes é vagabunda
Fátima Bernardes tem caderneta

Morning lads

>>150154214
bom chia

>>150154120
Upbeat music on the stadium before the game is a good idea
A dj with a green pig mask, i dont know

Colombia and Peru are fighting for a shitty island by the way

No bom chia /copalib/ and no shit. We might be humiliated today

>>150154371
At this point we should just bomb the shit out of Perú. I’m kidding, I don’t see peruvians as my brothers but I don’t dislike them either, actually I want to fuck peruanas until the end of my days

>>150154431
Who do you see as your broyhers, name 1 beautiful peruana and who wins bucaramanga x santa fe today

Vitoria

>>150154431
>we should nuke peru
>i don't see peruvians as my brothers
>i don't dislike them
>i want to have sex with peruvians
what a rollercoaster of emotions

>>150154599
>a deer
Yes we did have homossexual players in the past. The current president of bahia played for us in 2006 and he was good until the 6x0 game against criciwoman

I love this woman so much

>>150154371
Islands are super comfy, would do the same

>>150154679
11 da manhã e aquela vontade de assassinar ela já começa

>>150154679
Literally who
>bitch haircut
I love when they make it easy to spot them

>>150154487
This girl I saw in a meeting at work. Absolutely breathtaking. She was one of these peruvian-Japanese goddesses. I’d go with bucaramangay because santa fé is a shit team that deserves to disappear
>>150154616
Such is the life of cheesy coffee

bom chia copalib

>>150154771
I actually like the idea of 4-5-1
>H D P!!!

>>150154771
>Battaglia as first defender
>Braida on the right
congratulations racing

I think I'm in love with Nadia from the conicet streams

>>150150140
Como que o Podrinho contrata uma merda dessas
Time de bandido, de esquema, falcatrua, rachadinha

Rojobros, how we feelin' for today's game?

>>150155008
You mean marcos rojo or inBependiente?

Whyndo we forgrt the surreal stuff that happens in this country

japs are nasty

>>150154641
And also Richarlyson, but this one i respect.

cancel your plans for today, penadoy vs naciomal at 3pm JPT (jurassic park time)

>>150154679
she's kinda correct although I think it's more about nostalgia and the early 2000s not being plagued by statfags
Kaka is an objectively worse player than Neymar by every metric both in peak or career yet Neymar is treated like shit and Kaka who basically retired at 27 is untouchable

>>150155165
meh this is all performative

De esos ojazos negros de un raro fulgor
Que me dominan e incitan al amor
Eres un encanto
Eres mi ilusión

Dios dice que la gloria
Está en el cielo
Que es de los mortales
El consuelo al morir

>>150155198
...again?

I have a date today at the tele-bogas (it's what paulistas call pizzarias) but I don't feel like going
It just feels pointless to put this much effort for a girl I'm not that interested but it's also so rude to cancel a date like that
any way out of this?

>>150155209
But kaka won the golden ball and was the main guy of a ucl team.

I'm starting to think weekly clássicos is a gaúcho tradition
we'd have weekly bovers if boca managed to get past the first round of tournaments

>Cuatro personas resultaron heridas en un incidente de atropello y fuga ocurrido esta mañana en la Estrada dos Bandeirantes, en Vargem Pequena, ciudad de Río de Janeiro.

>El vehículo era conducido por el futbolista Luan Plácido Moreira da Costa, de 21 años, exjugador del Botafogo y actualmente en filas del Boavista.

>Luan permaneció en el lugar y pidió ayuda, pero fue arrestado tras, según la policía, mostrarse agresivo, intentar quitarle el arma a un policía e irrumpir en un patrullero. Una vez en la comisaría, le propinó un cabezazo a otro agente.

I'm disappointed by the lack of travecos in this story

>>150155209
Kaká and Neymar are on the same level. It's hard to compare because they played in very different times, had very different careers and played in very different roles. But Neymar is disliked and often dismissed by reasons that bear no connection to what Milly said, just like there are players from the same generation or one before that are much better suited for the label of "overrated" than Kaká. See Cafu, Roberto Carlos both of which don't fit Milly's argument as to why people supposedly rate Kaká a bit too much.

>>150155279
call the place and say there is a bomb

>>150155209
Oh yeah? What does she think of neymar?

>>150155279
Get in a car crash and go to the hospital.

Kaka was in the right place at the right time
Neymars only sin is not being 18 in 2002 to collect the medal (although Felipão would've probably ditched him for some volante from Grêmio)

>>150155279
Are we free? Is there a thing called free will?
No. You will always end up fucking the girl and regretting it. Flu will always lose to ldu.

This smile makes me feel like everything is gonna be alright

>>150155279
>any way out of this?
tell her about Pope Gregory XVI encyclical about liberalism

Where can I watch penadoy x naciomal?

>>150155279
That crust is 1.4cm too thick

>>150155547
Look in the mirror.

Neymar nunca ganhou nada de relevante
O unico feito dele foi ter virado piada na copa por ser cai cai

Virou piada internacional. O pai dele desesperado tentando tirar os videos de meme do neymar fingindo lesão

Prantos pegou a libertadores mais fácil da história, mais fácil do que contra o Lanus, ainda teve ajuda da arbitragem o campeonato inteiro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxaLxvf-QiY

>>150155557
it's all just air

Messi is overrated. Wtf has he ever won

Quem viu Muller, Euller, Palinha, Zinho, Romário, Juninho Pernambucano... todo mundo q viu esses sabe que o Neymar é uma fraude. É uma fabricação da mídia

Só nao dizem por terem medo de perder o empreguinho

>>150155585
It's still too thick, presentation matters, I bet the owner of that joint isn't even napolitANO
>>150155598
O Neymar é uma bosta, não chega perto do iranildo nem do magno Alves

>>150155597
he's top goal scorer in Joan Gamper cup

>>150155626
>presentation matters
maybe, if you're a woman

>>150155642
All it takes is for you to be an Italian descendant

>>150154679
>Eu posso mentir pra a minha mulher, os meus filhos, os meus amigos, mas o futebol que eu joguei e que eu assisti eu nunca vou mentir ele, e para mim as mulheres sabem porra nenhuma sobre futebol

>>150155329
Get in a car crash, get horny and call her.

>>150155719
Are you quoting edmundo?

>>150155597
Our hearts.

>>150155747
This happened to a judge in sao paulo last week

Edmundo could probably play as a sub for vegetti
Give him a month to prepare

Hj a justiça será feita

>>150155817
Corinthians will go to falência?

>>150155773
Not in that order

The following clubs will lose their matches today
Boca
Tembetary
Bragantino
Penarol
Tolima
Huachipato

Flamengo will tie

>>150155753
Kkk no, I’m quoting Gatti

>>150155876
>>150155773
>>150155747
Qrd

>>150155879
Fortaleza x Botafogo?
Bahia x Fluminense?
São Paulo x Vitória?
All ties?

Hoje tem o ultra clasico brasileiro, Flamengo x Mirassol.

>>150155716
vamos palmeras btw

Uruugaybros...

>>150155900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaFP2iF-tu8

>>150155948
Uruguayan government is the worse in south america towards their native white population.

>>150155948
>India 2.0
>Shitless streets
What a faggot

>>150155987
>>Shitless streets
Be the change you want to see.

>>150155961
I mean the São Paulo judge

>>150156049

>>150156049
>the São Paulo judge

>>150156066
Kek, thank you

>>150155900
He was drunk and had a naked woman on his lap. He killed a cyclist

>>150155909
I dont want to predict these matches.

>>150156089
>foi solto
What the fuck

One of my friends was denied entry to some bar (probably because he's short and bald) and he wants to sue them

>>150156143
Judges don't go to jail here anon. I know, I hate them all as well.

>>150156143

>>150156143
the only way for a guy like that to get arrested is if the case gets public attention

Brasileirão Série B 2011 (where are they now?):
>A
Bragantino (now Red Bull)
Sport Recife
Vitória
>B
Criciúma
Goiás
Vila Nova
>C
ABC
Guarani
Náutico
Ponte Preta
>D
ASA Arapiraca
Portuguesa
>Inferior Tiers of the State leagues:
Duque de Caxias (3th tier of RJ League)
São Caetano (4th tier of SP league)
Boa Esporte (3th tier of MG league)
Paraná Clube (2nd tier of PR league)
Icasa (2nd tier of CE league)
>licensed/extinct:
Grêmio Barueri/Prudente
Americana/Guaratinguetá
Salgueiro

since we're talking about retarded judges, remember that judge that faked his name for over 40 years? what a retarded schizo
>Civil Police investigations, conducted through the Ricardo Gumbleton Daunt Identification Institute (IIRGD), have brought to light details about the fraud perpetrated by the magistrate, who presented himself as Edward Albert Lancelot Dodd Canterbury Caterham Wickfield but is, in fact, named José Eduardo.

>>150156155
>>150156159
>>150156160
Guys m, I think I’m gonna pursue my judge career in brazil

>>150156143
He paid the bail and as long as they suspend his license there is no risk. Also the sentence for manslaughter is 1 to 3 years which means alternative measures or even suspended sentence.

>>150156148
What kind of gay bar denies entry?

>>150156238
It's the best job in the world desu senpai

>>150156256
Why?

>>150156187
>Edward Albert Lancelot Dodd Canterbury Caterham Wickfield

>>150156267
You don't need to work, you don't go to jail and the salary is VERY high

>>150156254
It's a well known place, they do this routinely, but the braindead crowd that goes there doesn't care

>>150156256
>>150156289
So it's basically being an employee at braganchino, whether as a player or as a coach/manager

It’s so fucking over

Do argenchino really say “la putin madre”?

>>150156510
what the fuck is wrong with these people, how many times can you trip on the same rock?

Messi to Boca confirmed

>>150156563
True if big

>>150156547
Putin- river
Yeltsin- boca

>>150156582
Gorbachev - Racing

>>150156593
>the guy that blew it up
Maybe Independiente

dino clásico demands a sacrifice to the asado gods

>>150156593
Brezhnev - San Lorenzo

>>150156641
>chicken breast
might as well just suck a dick

I miss the 90s

>>150156641
What's the typical dino seasoning for chicken?

>>150156641
Basado

>>150156655
>he would reply this way no.matter what was on the image

>>150156655
it's not part of the asado, just don't want to waste the heat, it's part of my weekly protein

>>150156641
>pechuga a la parrilla
>no seasoning, not even salt
WHAT THE FUCK

>>150156669
I made a chimichurri, and a pepper sauce, also lemon

>>150156687
They're dinos, he probably dropped it there for the photo and then removed it ate it raw

new star-ship base just dropped

>>150156678
Neat

>>150156289
Saying they dont work is a bit harsh. Brazilians take everything to court

>>150156547
no, olé uses those forced lame puns
>>150156641
who tf puts chicken breast in an asado

>>150156641
delicious, also
>my brother will be the one at grill in tomorrow's BBQ
it's over, lots of gray meat

El clasico de clasicos hoy
El que gana hoy juega contra el que pierde hoy en la siguiente fecha
Nacional vs Peñarol

Ynr 2007 pan american games opening in which the head of the comitee would say "hoy" and the crowd would answer "oooooooooiiiiii"

1-0 today vamo el bolso papa

>>150156839
Vasco SPOTTED

>>150156839
what the fuck even is this

>>150156839
aguante el bana loco

>>150156715
And why do you think everything takes years to get solved?

>>150156876
wplace(dot)live
A world map that people can draw over

>>150156715
wow almost like every institution is a fucking mess, check the institution with most processinhos
INSS, Caixa, Banco do Brasil...?

>>150156715
Not only they're a bunch of tramps, they earn upwards of 400% of what they're allowed to by law, and I'm not even being hyperbolical, there are judges making 800k-1M/month

We need a leftist dictatorship in Brazil

another one?

>>150156978
I thought you already were in one

This is worth jail time in this country lmao

>>150156887
Not everything
>>150156937
This also accounts for crazy lawsuits by people.want to scam.these institutions

>>150156839
and i thought this one was impressive

>>150157016
I'm literally shaking

>>150157016
>Em seguida, o ovo é quebrado, com a gema e a clara despejadas em uma frigideira, e a casca destruída por uma mão. A cena foi interpretada como uma ameaça velada à integridade física do ministro.

Why a mushroom

>>150157233
You wouldn't get it

This is worth jailtime in this country

>>150157233
Funginense.

>>150157265
Augusto cogumelo, president of corinthians

Stop talking about jailtime, there are malignos nearby.

>>150157267
Maybe tatuagems ain't so bad.

>>150157267
Please stop, I don't plan on touching myself today

>>150157267
I just want to die choked between this wheyfu legs

>>150157267
imagine the smell of her farts after a 1 L shake of banana, sweet potato, whey and creatine

>>150157355
>wheyfu
Stop being a gay retard.

>>150157267
What does a bitch like this eat daily to remain that big? And how much?

>>150157442
Lots of eggs

>>150156549
Infinite times if you are as retarded as riquelme

who are the good guys

>>150155598
A maior fraude é pelé

>>150157496
>uruguay
Neither of them.

>>150157496
Defensor

>>150157496
Peñarol girls are very racist towards us brown males, therefore Nacional

>>150157572
Sexo com uruguaias

>>150157586
STFU macaco

Why do Brazilians need trannies to perform in fulbo?
>>150157496
>Dinobol
Neither

>>150157496
which one is the boca and which one is the river

>>150157606
Like that's a problem

>>150157586
i wanna get sodomized by uruguachas

time for la U in 1(one) hour
wish me luck /copalib/bros I'm in the stadium
>can't post the photo

>>150157496
Danubio

>>150157623
You wanna get sodomized regardless of the nationality.

>>150157613
Peñarol really, really wants to be the boquita of this rebel province.
Naciomal would rather be Gremio than either of boca or river.

>>150157629
Benigno is gonna do a live stream? Woah

>>150157613
boca= peñarol
river= nacional
The Boca/Peñarol is closer than the River/Nacional albeit

>>150157629
>can't post the photo
posting restriction or what

>>150157496
>Uruguay
Both of them

>>150157638
>>150157660
the answer is nacional then

>>150157668
ip range "temporarily" blocked

>>150156510
As long as the music is plqying you have to get up and dance

>>150157629
Are mobile connections in the canchas also terrible in Malignoland?

>>150157496
Huracán Buceo

>>150157697
just unplug your router for 15 minutes

>>150157741
>Just deactivate the local antenna for 15 minutes
Yeah, right

>>150157753
i live in the south and i occasionally get an ip from Minas Gerais or São Paulo by doing it.

>>150157769
The south of Bahia, probably

>>150157629
Post the poto.

>>150157769
>i occasionally get an ip from São Paulo
Muito assustador.

>I quit my job to go see Boca against atletico tucuman
>my woman left me because of it
Grim reality of some Boca fans

>>150157753
oh he's with 4g or with stadium wifi, forget it, i'm fucking retarded, didn't read the previous post

>skyrim soundtrack downloaded
>sunglass on
>old iphone on
>knife on the pocked
it's time for my incel walking

>>150157822
His woman left him because they will lose again.

>>150157845
Who are you going to stab?

>>150157861
Ele vai fazer punheta.

>>150157861
n-nobody

>>150157692
Ahí está el mufa

>>150157878
i didn't even know they were playing kek

>>150157727
yeah, the whole signal fails if the stadium is full

>>150157741
bro, I'm in the stadium

>>150157796
I tried, but the system thinks is spam
I will try when I return home

>>150157950
Unplug the stadium's router

Good afternoon copalib! Some nice games to watch otherwise, but have you thought about watching SÉRIE D?
Yes, it's the second match of the pré-oitavas! Remember, these teams are fighting for their lives here! Come watch sum nice Série D games with us!
>16hrs
Portuguesa x Mixto
https://www.youtube.com/live/01kxtwoYWpQ (First game: Mixto 1 x 0 Portuguesa)
Manauara x Sampaio Corrêa
https://www.youtube.com/live/A1uvd3fvE_8 (First game: Sampaio 1 x 1 Manauara)
Barra x Cascavel
https://www.youtube.com/live/Mh9uishoY10 (First game: Cascavel 0 x 1 Barra)
Aparecidense x Maricá
https://www.youtube.com/live/XwH-dbc7DBo (First game: Maricá 1 x 2 Aparecidense)
Ceilândia x Água Santa
https://www.youtube.com/live/f7kfzAmFZMg (First game: Água Santa 1 x 1 Ceilândia)
Internacional (Limeira) x Marcílio Dias
https://www.youtube.com/live/zm21t86Bou4 (First game: Inter 0 x 0 Marcílio)
>17hrs
ASA x Ferroviário
https://www.youtube.com/live/GMluXhlAwSA (First game: Ferroviário 0 x 1 ASA)
Rio Branco-ES x Luverdense
https://www.youtube.com/live/UxiQKb39-Rw (First game: Luverdense 0 x 0 Rio Branco)
Santa Cruz x Sergipe
https://www.youtube.com/live/l_h1RJtP05U (First game: Sergipe 2 x 1 Santinha)
Altos x Independência
https://www.youtube.com/live/oCS34Jo_TRk (First game: Independência 1 x 5 Altos)
>18hrs
São José-RS x Goiatuba
https://www.youtube.com/live/Ffb48Tv3yt8 (First game: Goiatuba 1 x 1 Zequinha)
>19h30
Imperatriz x Manaus
https://www.youtube.com/live/cYkr_wHIWyA (First game: Manaus 0 x 2 Imperatriz)

>>150157956
Vamos Rio Branco

>>150157977
Are you a capixabro? Do you think this is the year ES finally gets a representative in Série C?
My capixaba sister is visiting me btw

>>150158018
>Are you a capixabro?
Yep.
>Do you think this is the year ES finally gets a representative in Série C?
I don't know, I watched Desportiva x Rio Branco in the stadium earlier this year and the quality of the match was complete trash. Maybe that's enough to qualify for serie C though.

>>150157956
No teams from Bahia? Where is Itabuna, Jacuipense, Juazeirense?

>>150157956
Sampaio Correa x manauara was kino, 10/10 tupifobia, might as well watch it again

Oh, here they are.

>>150157956
I'll be watching Maricá.

>>150158104
>pene denso

Bolso bros...

>>150158048
It's definitely enough, Rio Branco played some nice games in the first phase but the quality of that group is a bit suspect since leaders Portuguesa lost to fourth place from Group 5 Mixto
>>150158054
Juazeirense plays tomorrow in Natal against América, first game 1 x 1
>>150158067
Definitely, it was very fun. At some point a paraense just said all maranhenses are blacks which was also wild
>>150158112
As recently as 2012 Maricá really was horrible, but I always liked Ponta Negra
>>150158115
They're the oldest team from Alagoas btw

Why do argie journalists hate fans?
Chavo fuck
>eso dices para la gilada
He had to stop saying that because people started complaining
azzaro
>Who’s that mono who doesn’t let you work. Does he have a family
I can point so many cases. They all say they love the fans but when they have to talk about them they call them simios

>>150158118
Last weeks have been rough

>penadoy is battering naciomal

>>150158112
Kek

>>150158138
>as recently as 2012 Maricá really was horrible, but I always liked Ponta Negra
I fucking hate the city. The biggest exemplary of >qualidade de vida slop in the state. You can say the place is safer, there's no traffic, buses are free, houses are cheaper, I don't care. The place is fucking dull.

But I'll stand with my fluminense brothers until the end.

>>150158118
>>150158174
>We
are playing wrong as a joke
Wait for the punchline

>>150158212
Ahh, I understand now, you calculate time by geologic eras

can boca win today?

>>150158241
Boca is gonna win, or else...

>>150158201
Can't really say much. I was just immensely surprised going there a few years ago and seeing that the roads weren't made of mud
But we RJbros are completely fucked, Aparecidense is a good team. The other teams all shat it up in the group stage. Hopefully next year more teams from the capital make it because these interior niggas can't play série D

>>150158250

>>150158263
Volta redonda has been a letdown

>>150158263
Romário safado vagabundo needs to revive America.

pontos corridos nessa cueca sim ou nao? fala ai galera

>BRA4
Penalty for Marcílio Dias against Internacional de Limeira

>>150158361
joga bonito

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira 0 - [1] Marcílio Dias
Aggregate: 0 - 1

juega feito

Let's make an asado and watch footy

>>150158477
Gaúcho or FFLCH centro acadêmico student?

>>150158536
Cheto con camioneta.

>>150158536
The synthesis of both: a porteño

Cabify

No cases of tupifobia/general racism during Sampaio x manauara, what a disappointment

>30 seconds
>throw in
>nobody to give the ball to
These players I swear to god

brokitabros I'm scared

>>150158477
no chicken hearts
no garlic bread
NO against fillet
SP>>>>ARG

Manauara will score soon

>>150158763
I wish I cared

>BRA4
Red card for Inter de Limeira

>>150158891
Kek

>>150158891

>>150158763
I dont know I think racing is dying to choke

>>150158943
>Strutting on you nigs

>>150158800
That's a lot of piroca.

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira [1] - 1 Marcílio Dias
Aggregate: 1 - 1

>>150158800
Every heart belonged to one chicken

New kit just dropped.
Vitória will debut its 3rd kit today against São Paulo in Morumbi.
The funny thing is that we did the same 2024.
In that game we lost an incledible opportunity to draw the game but the motherfucker Carlos Eduardo furou o chute.
I hope we win this time, tho i recognize it is hard cause we lost too many players for this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvKLelRMGLY

They put a towel in front of the stadium kek

better clip

this country is a fucking asylum

>>150159143
Did the fat chick eat the perro?

>>150159079
Is it Palmeiras?
Man, these retards are asking Abel out. Kek.
They think they have to win everything everytime.

>>150159143
this reminds me that
>milei actually thinks his dead dog is some kind of spiritual guide that told him to became president.

>BRA4
Santa Cruz [1] - 0 Sergioe
Aggregate: 2 - 2

>>150158800
list of favorite hearts I like to eat
>phesant/chicken/avian hearts
>beef hearts
>cerati fangirl hearts

>>150159176
uh, based?

>>150159176
name 1 sane argentinian i'll wait
impossible difficulty: larralde and favaloro dont count

>>150159062
Nice. I like when they dont make a flamengo copy

>>150158800
wtf is that shit, fucking paulistas cornos can't even do a decent BBQ

>BRA4
Santa Cruz [1] - 0 Sergioe
Aggregate: 2 - 2
sorry for the oopsie

>>150158536
gaucho

>>150159235
nice casquinha, Felipão would be proud

>>150159176
t.anon that never had a pet dog
you wouldn't understand

>>150159205
>favameme
instead of shooting larreta in the fucking face he chose to kill himself, very sane

>>150159227
That's Vasco's CT.
Everyone knows churrasco paulista has sushi and vegetables.

>>150159176
this is based though

>>150159194
Do you guys eat chicken hearts too
I thought only Brazil and Russia ate them.

>BRA4
Altos [1] - 0 Independência
Aggregate: 6 - 1

They're sabotaging the Aparecidense x Faggót broadcast so that we won't see them rig the game for the home team.

>>150159273
>died impoverished for chasing a righteous cause
>a meme
youre one of the 40 million insaniacs

>>150159271
its just a dog

>>150159326
>grande galo branco

VAMOS, TSUNAMI!!!

>BRA4
Altos [2] - 0 Independência
Aggregate: 7 - 1

dogs are overrated there I said it

>>150159271
I have a perro. Is a good jog buddy. But I won't clone her, she wont reborn or reincarnate , and she won't tell me the lottery number.

>BRA4
Altos [3] - 0 Independência
Aggregate: 8 - 1

>>150159326
Look at the size of that! Imagine how many chicken hearts you could gather.

>>150159435
>and she won't tell me the lottery number
I'm sorry, anon, but your dog hates you

>>150159176
based james bond villain

>>150159435
maybe if you cloneated, reborneated or reincaranated her she would give you the lottery number

>>150159335
Lol the signal just went died and then the game came back one nil
>>150159386
I knew these petrojanjas weren't going to waste

Como é ruim ser Maricá.

>>150159435
and that's why you'll never be the president of colombia

>>150159480
but I just wanna know the difference between renacer and reencarnar.

ele gabaritou aqui, tá?

>>150159326
It’s mainly just a cowboy or hunter thing, or if you keep chickens yourself. For example most people do not go to the store to buy chicken hearts.

>BRA4
Aparecidense [1] - 1 Maricá
Aggregate: 3 - 2
Still waiting for replay of Maricá goal

>BRA4
Rio Branco [1] - 0 Luverdense
Aggregate: 1 - 0

>>150159544
> cowboy or hunter
so which are you?

I shit my pants at work. I'm in the restroom trying to figure out what to do. Please help bros

>>150159546
Faggót scored again

>famous uruguayo
>nationalized argentino
Every time without fail.

>>150159518
>renacer
you come back the same as you were, or used to be
>reencarnar
your soul comes back in a different body, usually with no memory of your previous life

>BRA4
Second yellow and red card for Sampaio

>that russo
POST IT

>>150159676
What an ugly kit

>>150159665
>usually
like you've done it several times.

>>150159639
pretend to have a heart attack

>BRA4
Aparecidense 1 - [2] Maricá
Aggregate: 3 - 3
>150159657
Did they ever show the replay of the first goal?

Cada vez que enfocan a Russo se esta debatiendo entre la vida y la muerte, increible
Also you gotta be sad sack of shit to hate on Favaloro
Also also, this a perro general. Cats tolerated if turkish

>>150159726
Idk what to do. My boss is asking where i am over the radio

>>150159730
>did they ever show the replay of the first goal?
No. I want to believe power went down in the town or something.

>BRA4
Barra [1] - 0 Cascavel
Aggregate: 2 - 0

My racing is getting robabated

My father walked into my room and caught me watching Série D football. It's over.

>>150159619
I am russian so none of the above

>BRA4
Barra [2] - 0 Cascavel
Aggregate: 3 - 0

>Clayton - Juninho partnership
Amazing! Stretch the skin off my balls and use it as a Pirate ship flag

>>150159639
>>150159778
Say to him you are having a serious health complication and you need to go home/go to the hospital right now

murio cavani che

>memerientel

>>150159865
>raykkonen
Our hero

>BRA4
Portuguesa [1] x 0 Mixto
Aggregate: 1 - 1

Jaja cagani

HONEY WAKE UP NEW >CAGANI JUST DROPPED

>cacani
Thank you riquelme

how is cavani like this? seriously how many of these did he miss

>pupuvani

>BRA4
Manauara [1] - 0 Sampaio Corrêa
Aggregate: 2 - 1

>gagani

>acabani

>>150160039
cavani caca

>>150159608
Golazo

>BRA4
Ceilândia [1] - 0 Água Santa
Aggregate: 2 - 1

Vai tomar no cu.
https://youtu.be/s9O6WPhZmsQ?feature=shared

>>150159865
weak defense but ricardo vadias as striker, I pray for a 1x1 maroto.

PORTUGUESA X MIXTO GOING TO BENULDIES.COME WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/live/01kxtwoYWpQ

>BRA4
Barra [3] - 0 Cascavel
Aggregate: 4 - 0

O cavani é a maior farsa que já saiu do continente sul-americano

bruh russo is alucinating already
someone call 911

Fluminense hired another manlet by the way

>BRA4
Inter de Limeira [2] - 1 Marcílio Dias
Aggregate: 2 - 1

OH NONONONO

>>150160201

LMAOOOOOOOOO WHAT A FUCKING MEME GOAL

>LITTLE MOUTH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOQUITABROS???????????????????

>>150160201
hes trying to do cavani's meme arrow

ajuda mano

>>150157956
Lusabros............

>BRA4
Aparecidense [2] - 2 Maricá
Aggregate: 4 - 3

>>150160203
Qual posição?

>Pone a Delgado! es el unico PIBE que se la BANCA ehhhhh
>Immediately looses the ball and causes a goal
Predio Ezeiza, campeones mundiales, etc.

This man is saving my club

>they removed russo from his deep slumber for this
Truly heartless behavior

>[screams internally]

amado riquelme... piedad

*slurps mate*

>>150160273
Meia, 1.61m btw

>argies cucked into vpning to brazil to post threads
humiliation ritual

Well, this team is cursed. We need to do an exorcism at bransen 805

>>150160351
shut up and pay the cuota de socios.

>>150160117
LUSABROS I STILL BELIEVE

>>150160328
Holy shit, shorter than my gf

>>150160328
Is he a pontinha driblador?

Portukek

>>150160351
The Daemon known as Rikelmizaroth has taken hold and is not moving

>>150160388
The second Soteldo himself

>The best team for half the year
>Chokes against a ham and cheese sandwich
Fuck this shit team, jesus christ

>>150160388
Centralised attacking midfielder. Fominha de perna curta.

>>150160406
They're gonna get Vitrinni to be shut down

>>150160374
To be fair trannies tend to be tall.

paredes is overrated desu

>>150160417
Every Tuga club is cursed

>>150160417
The only Portuguese team is Vasco. Yes, even Benfica, porto, etc are mere impostors

>BRA4
Portuguesa (3) 1 - 0 [4] Mixto
Aggregate 1 - 1
Mixto wins in penalty shootout

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS UOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOCA
BOCA
BOCAAAAA

GOL DE BOCA
KEK

GOLACOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WON BOKITABROS
THE YEAR IS SAVED

bokitaGODS

>BRA4
Portuguesa (3) 1 - 0 [4] Mixto
Aggregate 1 - 1
Mixto wins in penalty shootout
oopsies

>>150160427
Quite the contrary, they tend to be tall only when compared to the average female height. A tranny is usually 168, 172cm, a tad taller than soteldo but still well into the manlet territory

>>150160439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IDJ5vMKEdI

holy FUCK rasin is bad

>>150160430
>gives you kino
>you complain
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

This would be the perfect moment for a serie E

>>150160479
>>150160479
>>150160479

>>150160470
He just shut my mouth :(

>>150160430
Quick, keep shitting on him so he gets another of those crosses in. Holy mufa lmao.

>>150160455
Well I'm 165 and I say that's tall mkay?

>>150160430
lmao, never fails

>>150160328
Taller than my gordinha, not bad

hey copalib, where do you watch matches?

>>150160725
At your mom's

>>150146791
I didnt't wath the rebuilds

>>150160725
https://librefutboltv.su/
https://www.futplayhd.com.br
futemax
https://futebolrei.com/canais/
https://footybite.to/

>>150161119
>futamax

>>150161248
The site that I have bookmarked is offline but there is variation of it working.

>>150158943
>peaky embalmers

Sócios aprovam impeachment, e Augusto Melo é destituído da presidência do Corinthians

Hoje é um dia triste para democracia