Thread 150147752

[RIGGING IN PROGRESS]

>Upcoming events:
Saudi Arabia Masters - 8 to 16 August
World Games - 10 to 14 August
Wuhan Open - 24 to 30 August

>Essential links:
2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#current
Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025
Previous thread: >>149863599

>Latest news:
John Higgins is named chairman of the new Professional Snooker Players Association as a new independent voice in the snooker metaverse blockchain ecosystem
Kyren Wilson is the Shanghai Masters Master, cucking Carter in the final
Stephen Maguire is named July's Player of the Month
""Ding's Curse"" extends to 22 matches

SATURDAY - Saudi Masters prattles on

Round 1 (bo7) - these are leftover matches that were not played last night due to ""technical issues""
>08:00
Alexander Ursenbacher v Yao Pengcheng
Louis Heathcote v Ayman Alamri (a)
Liam Graham v Asif Mukhtar (a)
Oliver Brown v Patrick Whelan (a)
Fergal Quinn v Mahmoud El Hareedy
Farakh Ajaib v Saud Albaker (a)
Mohammed Shehab v Abdullah Alotayyani (a)

Round 2 (bo7)
>11:00
Stan Moody v Liam Highfield
Bulcsu Revesz v Michal Szubarczyk
Mark Davis v Sam Craggy
Ben Mertens v Ross Muir
Ishpreet Singh Chadha v Lan Yuhao
Jordan Brown v Sahil Nayyar
Cheung Kawaii v Huang Jiahao
Antoni Kowalski v Hesham Shawky (a)

>Followed by
Michael Holt v Steven Hallworth
Liam Davies v Reanne Evans (f)
Gonk Chenzhi v Dylan Emery
Oliver Lines v Liam Pullen
Chris Totten v Gao Yang
Aaron Hill v Leone Crowley
Long Zehuang v Zhao Hanyang
Amir Sarkhosh v Jonas Luz

Plus more matches in the evening!

shall be gwaning are ken today

>>150147752 (OP)
> John Higgins is named chairman of the new Professional Snooker Players Association as a new independent voice in the snooker metaverse blockchain ecosystem
Lel’d. alri.

here are we

Anime.

This is me trying to make an /sp/ related anime post, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

Did they fuck up the scheduling and over-run last night or is this the way it's supposed to be?

>>150152107
See: >>150147879
>Round 1 (bo7) - these are leftover matches that were not played last night due to ""technical issues""
Saudis can't do anything right. Last year during that embarrassing 167 thing there was a blackout.

>>150152181
You'd never see this sort of shambolic production at the Mattioli Arena

>Snooker in the dark
would be /kino/. Viewers watch via night vision cams.

>>150152448
Two things fill the mind with ever new and increasing admiration and awe, the more often and steadily we reflect upon them: the starry heavens above me and the snooker before me.

C O O M C I D E R

(Do NOT drink this)

>>150152570
>(Do NOT drink this)

>>150152547
Took the words right outta my mouth!

>>150152624
>all the lads are winning (except Fu)
This is going to end well, i'm sure.

Nüeßßlebrudis, how did we react?

>>150153341
I'm going to be honest with you, I reacted poorly.

>

The Moodster is massive

>>150153704
Peak snooker

>>150152448
>Viewers watch via night vision cams
for me, it's glow in the dark balls, gloves, cues, pockets, cushions and dots/lines

biz-idea: one color go
refs (via glasses or w/e) and tv viewers get augmented graphics, but the players have to remember which ball is which "color".

>>150154282
>biz-idea: one color snooker
derp

Pretty sure Reanne has won more matches against men so far this season than Mink has in her career

>17:30
David Lilley v Chatchapong Nasa
Julian Leclercqkvk v Umut Dikme (a)
Liu Hongyu v Alex Ursenbacher
Anthony McGill v Oliver Brown
Allan Taylor v Mohammed Shehab
Jamie Jones v Fergal Quinn
Haris Tapir v Farakh Ajaib
Duane Jones v Liam Graham

>Followed by
Sunny Akani v Louis Heathcote
Artemijs Zizins v Ken Doherty
Zak Surety v Iulian Boiko
Matthew Stevens v David Grace
Scott Donaldsunn v Chang Bingyu
Sanderson Lam v Connor Benzey
Haydon Pinhey v Ashey Hugill (a)
Wang Yuchen v Hatem Yassen

where are my Nasa nibbas??

>ZZ v Ken
>McGill v Brown
Even when we win, we lose.

>>150157693
In space (soon).

>>150157693
NasaNeggah reporting in for the SPACECIDER

>>150157693
>>150158311
we have a lift off

Is it possible to overdose on deciders?

>>150158877
Phil Yates is licking his lips thinking about commentating on a Nasa match

GWAN ZIZOU

>what happened here?

The Zyzzler goes on

Is there some kind of rule that only one Thai is allowed to do well at a time?

>>150159520
There is no rule. Just common courtesy.

B O I K O

SUNDAY - Saudi Arabia Masters totters on

Round 3 (bo7)
>11:00
Noppon Saengkham v Gonk Chenzhi
Gary Wilson v Gao Yang
Jack Lisowski v Reanne Evans (f)
Matt Selt v Oliver Lines
Rob Milkins v Aaron Hill
Xu Si v Long Zehuang
Pang Junxu v Amir Sarkhosh
Jimmy Robertson v Steven Hallworth

>Followed by
Stuart Bingham v Michal Szubarczyk
Theppy Un-Nooh v Jordan Brown
Ryan Day v Stanley Moody
Elliot Slessor v Ben Mertens
Yuan Sijun v Antoni Kowalski
He Guoqiang v Sam Craggy
Jak Jones v Huang Jiahao
Lyu Haotian v Lan Yuhao

>17:30
David Gilbert v Artemijs Zizins
Jackson Page v Iulian Boiko
Ben Woollaston v Chatchapong Nasa
Lei Peifan v Louis Heathcote
Wu Yize v Ashley Hugill (a)
Robbie Williams v Matthew Stevens
Daniel Wells v Chang Bingyu
Sanderson Lam w/o Lulca Breclel

>Followed by
Ricky Walden v Anthony McGill
Hossein Vafaei v Julien Leclercq
Stephen Maguire v Allan Taylor
Joe O'Connor v Wang Yuchen
Tom Ford v Farakh Ajaib
Fan Zhengyi v Jamie Jones
Zhou Yuelong v Duane Jones
Martin O'Donnell v Liu Hongyu

>>150160767
Some good matchups here

Just downloaded something off Soulseek from someone called "no1garywilsonfan". Own up which one of you is it?

>>150162034
I wonder which genre(s) it is

>>150164257
Imagine missing the last ball in a WC final and losing it because of something like that.

Anyone know a good Hako player for Android?

I've been using the default Music app, but a few months ago there was an update that made it unable to play files created by downloading and turning into mp3 whole Youtube playlists.
Don't know why or how, it sounds retarded, but yes, since then mp3 made from individual Youtube videos work, but not ones made from playlists. Even though they're all made with the same program (the prestigious YouTube Playlist Downloader) and from the same channel.
So I uninstalled all updates, bringing Music to the original state from back when I got the phone. Everything started to work again, but this, of course, deleted my playlists created in the app.
And recently, in the same nanosecond when I was pressing the "play" button in the app, the "you forgot to install the cancer that turns this app to shit, my good nigga" message appeared and I pressed it accidentally. I quickly cut it off from the internet and closed the app, but it was too late.
Therefore, it's time to say goodbye to this thing. I'm sure you /147/ music enjoyers have something good, that's why I'm asking here of all places.

>>150168171
I use Ymusic, never had a problem with it.

https://ymusic.io/

>>150168469
>YMusic is a web browser designed for Android devices that enhances the browsing experience on YouTube
But does it play mp3s?

>>150168616
Yes, you can download from yt in most formats. The website i linked has a pretty bad description of what it actually does.

>>150168171
I just use VLC.

GWAN GNELF

GWAN NOPPO
GWAN GNELFO

>>150168677
>>150168760
Didn't know there was an Android version of VLC.
I thought everyone was using something more specialised in playing music. I need an app that literally plays mp3s, has playlists and isn't shit. Doesn't need to open videos, stream anything from the internet etc. because I'm not doing that anyway.
Still, I'll try downloading them if there aren't any more suitable suggestions.

>>150169176
>I need an app that literally plays mp3s, has playlists and isn't shit. Doesn't need to open videos, stream anything from the internet etc.
Ymusic does all this

Also
>Jegg losing to Reanne Evans
Plz this would be so funny

womenbros, we flew too close to the sun...

Michał bros, today we're having gulasz (wieprzowy, obviously) for dinner.

>>150169696
>a polish amateur beat China's Xiao Guodong in the World Games
how are you people so powerful?

>>150160767
thought Luca had withdrawn?

>>150169696
Killed by infamous child murderer, Stuart Bingham. RIP

>>150170139
We simply decided it's time to go on a diet instead of eating unhealthy food.

>>150170156
Decidedly epic.

>>150164257
>let's hope he didn't accidentally pot the brown

Big break Belgian Ben

1 4 7 Thai supremacy

MAXIMUM (real)

>>150170320
>>150170392
Nice, even though he messes them up often, he's still made quite a few already.

>>150170392
>>150170410
This was his 5th official maxi, thought he had more but that, as you said, could be due to all the final black misses.


GWAN STANIEL

your Desis, your Tatis, your Anias...

>Žizins on the TV table
>John "JPellz" Pellew refereeing

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back

Nasa? Benji is more interested in the ASS-a! hehe

>>150173183
This man HATES agriculture

>>150174024
He destroys both

>from 2-0 to 2-4
ZZ Bottom

>>150175160
Not as bad as Daniel Wells, at least.
> trailing 0-3 comes back to 3-3
>leading by 63 points in the decider
>bottle it
Maybe Wells is a masochist

GWAN GUIRE
GWAN ZHOU
GWAN WANG
GWAN FAN
GWAN BOTH RICKY AND TONY

>>150175647
A true zest enjoyer.

MONDAY - Saudi Masters abides

Round 4 (bo9)

>11:00
Stuart Bingham v Sam Craggy
Jak Jones v Theppy Un-Nooh
Gary Wilson v Aaron Hill
Noppy Saengkham v Oliver Lines
Jack Lisowski v Ben Woollaston
Yuan Sijun v Stan Moodygoat
Elliot Slessor v Lan Yuhao
Pang Junxu v Long Zehuang

>17:30
*Wu Yize v Matthew Stevens*
Stephen Maguire v Anthony McGill
Louis Heathcote v Iulian Boiko
Hossein Vafaei v Martin O'Donnell
David Gilbert v Chang Bingyu
Joe O'Connor v Sanderson Lam
Zhou Yuelong v Steven Hallworth
Jamie Jones v Farakh Ajaib

*This is another one of those matches that seems to occur every two weeks

>>150179713
Hey it's the "not quite as prestigious judgment day"

>Scottish derby
wew laddie
>>150179292
>tough times often lead to something great
or something really shit

>>150179713
>Stephen Maguire v Anthony McGill

Surprisingly some good results yesterday.

>>150179713
GWAN CRAIGIE
GWAN THEPPY
GWAN GNELF
GWAN NOPPO
GWAN PANG

>5th night in a row of playing Factorio until 4am
this is advanced 'tism that would make even Neyul shudder

>>150183562
Very nice, but do you have a dedicated AutismCave? heh, I thought not.

Stanley :(

it's his birthday

>>150186198
GWAN THE BIRTHDAY GNELF

>>150179292
Ironman Hawai'i 2028 status?

the chad Ben Wool v the virgin J-ack! Lisowski

>Nppppn

>>150186198
Happy Gnelfday!

P I G C I D E R

GWAN BINGFEEF

GWAN BINGBEEF

your Garys, your Marks, your Chatchapongs....

you come at the Bing, you'd best not miss

nasanutters... it's not yet our time

>>150187301
I guess you could say he crashed back down to Earth (1 casualty)

>>150187482
lel

GWAN THE BOI
GWAN THE SCOTS

>stream for Steven
>stream for Stevens
>no stream for Stephen

Dominic Dale, bold as brass, walking around in his flamboyant pastel shirts, scandalising the sanctity of the game, he was. Ken "Edward Scissorhands" Doherty looked like he could kill a man

>>150188128
Ph discrimination baka

>>150188128
>not watching Seethen destroy via live scores

>>150188222
Fire status: ON

>Tune in to haggisfest '25
>Donald where's mah troosers

McGill scored some points
it's over

>>150188756
>5-0
>Guire wins two events in a row
Fund it.

And my boy Wu won 5-1.

>>150188982
>Maguire's next match is Ding
IT'S OVER

>>150189389
He can't keep getting away with it!

BOICIDER

GO ON THE BOI

>>150189389
Nooo, not the curse...

Louis Heathcote will win a ranking event before Lisowski

>>150189929
More like So Long.

>>150189929
>established top 32 player
>lose a b09 to Steven Hallworth
lol lmao

>The Boi: IN
>Wee Zhou: IN
>Seethe :IN
>MoD: IN

TUESDAY - Saudi Masters endures

Round 5 (bo9)

>11:00
Mark Selby v Long Zehuang
Shaun Murphy v Theppy Un-Nooh
Judd Trump v Oliver Lines
John Higgins v Elliot Slessor
Mark Williams v Yuan Sijun
Neil Robertson v Ben Woollaston
Zhang Anda v Stuart Bingham
Ali Carter v Gary Wilson

>17:30
Zhao Xintong v Steven Hallworth
Ding Junhui v Stephen Maguire
Si Jiahui v Wu Yize
Kyren Wilson v Iulian Boiko
Ronnie Sullivan v Joe O' Connor
Mark Allen v Chang Bingyu
Barry Hawkins v Martin O'Donnell
Chris Wakelin v Farakh Ajaib

Look at Shorn glaring at Xintong, you just know that he is still seething from the World Champs

Well then.

GWAN MARK
GWAN THEP
GWAN OLIVER
GWAN WILLO
GWAN NEIL
GWAN ZHANG
GWAN GNELF

>>150190305
>Morph has whitewashed Thepchaiya 5/7 times they have played each other

The zesting has begun

>>150197502
Morphwash = avoided

>>150198335
Shorn somehow hates Thai professionals more than Chinese amateurs, didn't think that was possible.

GRANITE GNELF

>3 matches finished
>2 ended well
Not that bad, but it's not over yet. Zhangback starting right NOW.

>Un-Nooh missed the 13th red in a maximum attempt in frame 5.
Heh.

GWAN SELBEH
GWAN GNELFO
GWAN ZHANDA
GWAN WILLO

>anti Bingham ppl
almost as bad as pro Kylel ppl

>>150198887
PandaBros.. i don't feel so good

>>150198929
I'm more of a Zhang person than a anti-Bing person.

>>150198934
It's not over until the fat pig sings.

>>150198985
An. I was going to say "Bing hater" at first, hence the "a".

Neil vs Jester

>>150199250
RIP. Gnelf died as he lived.

10 REDS 10 BLACKS

Yep, I'm thingken it's a R I G C I D E R

HAHAHAHAHAHA BLUMPF LOST TO THE ULTIMATE JOURNEYMAN

>>150199368
>Riggi Riggitini

He who rigs and runs away lives to rig another day.

>>150198998
>

>>150199411
Oliver lines =/= Peter Lines

Man, those Chinese players are so weak.

They only had Ding basically and now ZhaoX.

>>150199108
I love this image, mind if I save it to my kornheiser folder?

>>150200180
>

Here we go then. What we watching? For me, it's Dinguire, obviously.

>>150200635
So glad you asked

>trips
How memetic that would have been

>>150200635
The Boi, of course.

>>150200689
>>150200765
Wew, true connoisseurs. And I went with such a standard, normalfag choice.

>>150200689
dat tastefully plush carpet

The Boi CANNOT miss. Elite clearance.

>>150201113
Ding is starting to destroy, too.

The inevitable Hallworthback will be sublime

>>150201131
You may have not noticed, but he's playing against the reigning Halo World Champion (may he live long) himself, so that's highly unlikely.

2 matches at 4-0 lol

Boiko will do it

>no mention of Blorky so far all evening
/147/, what the fuck?!

>>150201826
Hell yeah BoiBro

>>150201890
*swoops with nobody noticing*
He's fast!

>>150201890
I unironically noticed he was even playing only after nearly two hours of checking the live scores every now and then.

B O I C I D E R

a valiant effort, RIP the Boi.

Ding... destroyed. And his next opponent is Barry. Do you know what this means? Blorko can't win this event any more, no matter how the next match goes.

WEDNESDAY - Saudi Arabia Masters lurches on

Round 6 (bo11)

>11:00
Mark Selby v Neil Robertson
Mark Williams v Shaun Murphy
Stuart Bingham v Elliot Slessor
Ali Carter v Oliver Lines

>17:30
Ding Junhui v Barry Blorkins
Zhao Xintong v Chris Wakelin
Kyren Wilson v Si Jiahui
Rpmmie Sullivan v Chang Bingyu

>>150203260
GO ON THE ZESTER
GO ON THE POTTING MACHINE

>>150203260
>Stuart Bingham v Elliot Slessor
Fun fact: both escaped from the same cloning facility

GWAN THE MARKS and Malgorzata

900th career zestury

>>150211131
>He's the 5th player to reach this milestone.
Big ups

the bingback is on

>shorn
Well done Willo cheers Willo

>Shorn out
This session could be good.

GWAN MARKVS

>>150211131
>>150211276
Cool.

Is Neyul, in fact, back?

B O 3

Another day, another Slesscider.

And the Slesseur remains unslain...

today, the Slessor man won...

GWAN NEYUL HE'S A LEMON

>>150211907
Robbo and Willo must do the needful tomorrow

And as usual, Neil wins against Selby.

>>150211938
Actually, wouldn't it be funny, if Sless won a ranking title before Jack Lisowski?

>>150211948
It's mad how good his record is against him is, think only Mork has a similar win rate.

>if Sless won a ranking title before Jack Lisowski?
Lmao Sless becoming at top ten mainstay and due to the ridiculous prize money would have me laffin.

Few things provide me with more joy and comfort than watching Shorn sat in his chair pouting like a child that's had his lollies taken from him

>>150212114
4 u

Afternoon chaps, how are we? Is Robbo back again?

>>150211970
>Sless becoming at top ten mainstay and due to the ridiculous prize money
Kek, didn't think about that. It's Saudi after all.

>>150212114
Yeah, he clearly thinks himself the protagonist of the world.

>>150212494
>Is Robbo back again?
Pic related.

>>150212494
If he beats Ali, he back (again)

GWAN DING
GWAN THE HAWK

>>150212494
alri
I fucked up my neck when getting out of bed this morning and can't move without pain. And you?

>Is Robbo back again
irrefutably

GWAN THE FOUR YOUNG CHINESE PLAYERS

>Dingbat v Hawk on table 4 (of 4)
very, very disrespectful

Where are the streams at?
TNT only shows Ronnie.

>>150213059
>https://sport7.pro/
If it shows a different match than what you clicked, change the channel under the stream.
Also, when got a stream, I recommend adding
>&embed=true
at the end of the link.

>>150212731
>Pic related
It's all too true.
>>150212885
Surely for real this time.
>>150212926
Based whiplash anon. No work though.......surely?
>And you?
I have a two day work week and Oasis this weekend, nothing will ever go wrong again as far as I'm concerned.

you can do it Sally Snorkins

Ding has just activated destruction mode.

>>150212948
And all of them will lose, as per usual

>>150213333
I want to refute your point, but I cannot argue with dem quads

The Wakeman has awoke

>both maximum are from Thai players

It's funny, you could make a maximum and just call it quits and tour a bit in Saudi Arabia, it's equal the prize money of reaching the quarters.

the classic YCP collapse is underway

W A N G C I D E R

H A W K C I D E R

>two already out
Yep, it's the YCP special.

>>150215093
>Dang

>>150215198
Lmao. And Zhao is choking too.

>>150215375
>>150215391
Invasion: postponed

W E A K C I D E R

>>150215780
>named Weaklin
>actually very strong
Bravo Barry!

ENGLAND #1

>>150213333
The Oracle of Oberhausen

>young promising chinese players choking against bald chubby english geezers
the chinese century will have to wait

>0/4
They actually all lost.

>>150215898
La creatividad.

alri, Scheduleanon here. Tonight the CCP (in collaboration with The Syndicate) have offered me quite the healthy sum to NOT post tomorrow's Saudi Arabia Masters fixtures, and instead bring attention to the World Games Final. But this autist cannot be bought with any amount of money, and I will continue to post complete and uncensored scheds' for the /147/ nation.

THURSDAY - Saudi Masters Quarterfinals (bo11)

>11:00
Neil Robertson v Ali Carter
Mark Williams v Elliot Slessor

>17:30
Kyren Wilson v Rpmmie Sullivan
Barry Hawkins v Chris Wakelin

>>150216946
I'd just like to point out that the World Games final (men) is
Xiao Guodong v Michael Georgiou
Which is extremely prestigious as both players are ranking event winners, and even better they've skipped the boring bit and made it a bo3 to ramp up the drama.
In other news water is wet, the sky is blue, and Bai Yulu won the World Games (women).

>>150217326
how much did >they pay you for this post?

>>150216946
Should have taken the money and use it to create a breakaway tour that only allows are boys.

Perhaps we are not so different from the people of the past after all

>>150223335
The nature of man does not change

GWAN NEEL
GWAN WILLO

GWAN NEYUL

1 3 9

I had a degen bet on Willo winning it 6-1...

Why is Xiao Guodong at some tinpot World Games competition instead of the Saudi Arabia Fraudsters?

>>150224183
>not betting on a SlessCider
heh

>>150224703
Shan't make that mistake twice

Seeing the most biggest prestigiousness of the Saudi Masters major tournament, how long until WST is pulling out the Quadruple Crown monicker?

GWAN NILLO
GWAN WEIL

>>150224681
Better to win the World Games, then lose in Arabia.

>>150224775
They'll make their own Home Nations
>Arabia
>Iran
>Iraq
>Israel

is le kubol man elite?

>>150224968
He's been playing well for a while now, soo maybe...

>ynr he gave Xintong his toughest match at the Worlds (it was qualies but still)

the machinist-potter welshman claws back another

S L E S S I D E R

Not looking good for Dott
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz60ngvnxjyo

>>150224703
Do you have any more inside info

>>150225129
If I share anymore, i'll be taken out.

>>150225128
>Lord Mulholland confirmed a five-day trial would begin on 17 August 2026.

YES NEIL

Sickening how Sharter stole that frame

Sless is more!

>>150225301
Neyul needs to save us from this evil

Alright, I think I'll gwan Sless for teh lulz.

>starting to rain
>no robertcider

NEYUL NEYUL NEYUL

>>150225209
How do they know in advance how long the trial will be? RIGGED

>>150225209
>17 August 2026
certainly not in a hurry

Graeme Dott is trending...

All this talk of Dott... I want to know what Gould is up to

Ronnie is the only thing that can at least theoretically stop Kryen from getting into the final

>>150226022
All we can do now is GWAN THE HAWK and hope

CAM ON BLORKY HAWK POT SAM FACKIN BALLS

>>150226493
He could win against Kyle, but not against Ronald. I guess Slessor or Weaklin' could beat him through meme magic though. Robbo, too, potentially.
When you think about it, Blorko is the only remaining player who can't beat Rodney.

GWAN HARRY
GWAN KYLE

>>150226550
>I guess Slessor or Weaklin' could beat him through meme magic
Channeling Jordan Brown and winning 500k would have me laffin

GWAN RONNIE

Why do you incel shut-ins continue to hate the goat? It's embarrassing.

BlorkBros...

>>150226804
All part of a bigger blork. Trust the plan.

>>150226873
I'm not ready for comeback specialist Barold

any idea how to get sport7 streams to work on my (i)phone?

>>150226941
aren't they loading or is it just redirecting you to the homepage when you click on a link? If it's the latter you have to click on the time/live part, not the names.

>>150226941
works on my £200 android phone

>>150226941
I just checked and I think I see what you mean. After clicking "desktop site" in my browser's options, it works normally.
What the other anon said may work too, but I didn't try.

>>150226972
>>150227015
cheers guys, thats worked
does anyone know how i can send the sport7 video stream from my phone to my tv? i just tried airplay but it failed

>>150227182
ive tried using the sport7 website on my tvs built in browser instead, but when i try and load a stream it says 'remove sandbox attributes on the iframe tag'
does anyone know how to fix this?

how did Wakelin get so good? his wife must have recently given him access to the back door or something

>>150227182
>>150227246
Sorry lad but idk, i'm boomer tier when it comes to smart tvs and all that.

>>150227320
haha, no worries my man

>>150227274
they've got a newborn baby, so he's probably getting less hanky-panky with the wife than ever before

>>150227531
Taking out his sexual frustration on Young Chinese Prospects and Hawks. Hearn must condemn.

>neyul in the semis
nice try, snooker gods, but I shan't be falling for that old trick again

B O 3

>>150227900
Another decider sacrifice for Der Sless

O' C I D E R

GWAN CRYLEL

only an untrustworthy liberal would support Kylel over the goat

Jesus! Slessor has done well.

the Ding Curse ends tonight!

Errr Dott bros...

>The former world snooker champion Graeme Dott is to stand trial next year over allegations of child sexual abuse. The 48-year-old is accused of two charges relating to primary school age children.

>The allegations include claims he inappropriately touched a girl, instructed her to remove her clothes and exposed himself to her, as well as molesting a boy, making sexual remarks and watching him shower.

>Both charges state the alleged incidents occurred on "various occasions", at addresses in the east end of Glasgow, South Lanarkshire and in a car.

H A W K C I D E R

>>150228326
>the most mentally stable Ronnie fan

Blob-bros this can't be fucking happening oh god oh fuck

>>150228537
>>150228708
Ding's curse marches on

>>150228730
>23 victims

you now remember Norway's Kurt Maflin

you now remember Austriaboy

>>150228590
begone lib ronneh hater!

>>150147752 (OP)
balls are touching

>holiday
>only two matches

>>150168469
>>150168760
Alright, finally got the time to take care of this once and for all. Started with VLC, because I know it already from the PC version.
It's exactly what I needed. Works faster than the default Music app (I have a huge number of ridiculously big files), easy to navigate, has all kinds of useful options, properly displays moon runes, long filenames are scrolled, it's much faster and easier to add things to playlists, doesn't seem to have any ads or unnecessary online functions (recommended videos etc.) and all my files, mp3s and flacs, just work.
It would save me so much time and frustration if I just had this from the start.

>>150229129
I'm starting to think this curse is eternal

>>150231622
>tfw he took "Quiet Please!" too literally

>>150234961
Glad you sorted it

>https://www.wst.tv/news/2025/august/13/legendary-referee-jan-verhaas-puts-away-gloves/
Big Jan has put away his job gloves

>>150236091
>takes off gloves
>"time to get serious"

>>150228566
It's always the ones you most suspect

>>150236091
It's a young man's game, after all.

Is the UFC still 10% owned by Muslims? Or maybe even more now?

There is an extreme Cumslut bias and so many things happening that feel extremely inorganic all in a row
>that angle that made Dricus look tiny every UFC account reposted, pretending to not understand how perspectives work
>DC letting Cumslut swing him around after looking for enough space
>Cumslut suddenly getting his Instagram botted to 10 M followers
>UFC promo very focused on Cumslut, picrel
>those special-snowflake anime shorts for Cumslut
>now the entire hall filled with Muslims booing Dricus
>Dricus being asked demoralizing questions at the conference and in every interview while it's only positive thinking for Cumslut

>>150236420
Cum? In my /147/?

GO ON DER SLESSEUR

>bo19 final on a saturday
Negative levels of prestige

don't think i can remember seeing ronnie genuinely hyped over winning a match like yesterday.

This is the real final

>>150236848
it's not very competitive for a ''real final''

>>150236848
It's very competitive for a real final

S L E T T L E D

>new nickname idea
The Slessor Evil

Why travel to Saudi Arabia to play in an empty arena when you can do it at home?

>>150237150
lel that's good

>>150236440
it's more likely than you'd think

hey check this one out: Neil Autistson

>>150231622
>>150235016
T-Thanks
Alri, here we are then again. Been busy af with work these last two weeks so not been around since last Monday.

The most important question - did I miss any new Ania?!

>>150237349
Unfortunately not. She seems to be trapped in the Mattioli Arena.

Slessback status: H A P P E N I N G

>>150237349
>>150237514
you know exactly where she is :^)

>>150237633
It's Slessver

>>150238153
He didn't stand a chance against the Obsidian Slayer, his archenemy.

Robbo v Coomlin will be a pretty cool final, I guess

>>150238189
>I wish I was in a raid right now

>https://www.youtube.com/live/u8vzwGj4zI8?si=3R4LoeAiZ4r-ivcL

Some Snooker while >waiting for Snooker

>>150238643
Nice find.
Gwan, Belgium's brave Tomasz Skalski.

>>150238679
Young Maciej stands no chance, I fear.

>>150147752 (OP)
fwiw whats the ruling on this pic rel?

>>150237514
>>150237778
I kneel, Lapbro.

>>150239198
The match ends immediately

>>150239395
legit?
on points or draw

the absolute state of this uniform.

>Zestea village
>primary production isn't lemons
I'm uninstalling

O' M A X I M U M

O N E H U N D R E D A N D F O R T Y S E V E N

Weakling has this in the bag

Lel, I was still watching Bartek Różański vs Maciej Urban. Thought the other match starts in 30 minutes.

>>150240190
That's clearly Bingea.

>>150240209
Never in doubt.

what's "ronnie" short for?

>>150240247
>That's clearly Bingea.
lel, I'll make sure to raze that village at first opportunity

goated & rocketpilled

>>150240338
>what's "ronnie" short for?
Because he's only got little brains!

Beautiful skillshot by Wakelin.

BEST O'FIVE

>>150241723
R E R A C K

does somebody know what happend to the stupid goldenball?

also my first sesonal:
GWAN RNNNEY

1 8 0
8
0

take that kyren

gwan ronnie

Ronnie "Jackson Page" O'Sullivan

You beauty

I wonder how much the Saudis are paying him for these breaks

>>150242171
they retired it out of respect to Martin Gould

>your biggest attraction playing
>can't even fill half the arena
Saudi is so fradulent lmao

GWAN RONNEH EES A MONG

Only three more, Wakelin chads, everything according to plan.

Wakelin walks like his balls are swollen

>>150242814
what did he mean by this?

>>150242977
Translation: it's wakever

ronnie elated, ronnie hating homos left seething ;)

>>150242977
Are Yatesy looks like Fred Flintstone in this photo

>>150243259
>in this photo

>Wuhan Open next
wow can't wait for the Mogadishu Masters and the Caracas Shootout to be added to the calendar as well

As disagreeable as it was, it is a good final in prospect between the pair. A replay of the fantastically memorable 2009 Premier League Snooker group match (which ended 3-3, as you no doubt remember).

>they haven't played each other in nearly 3 years
King Kong Masters, as you no doubt remember.

>>150243834
From what I remember, it was in 2010 and Ronnie won 5-1. But memoria fragilis est, so I may be wrong.

Retards who were calling Rpmmie to retire have gone awfully quiet.

>>150147752 (OP)
Is op pic from a real match?

>>150244768
Have gone awfully quiet now after this match, you mean? As opposed to before this match? Can you point me to one post "calling Ronnie to retire" in this thread then? Actually, you may try in the previous one too, there's link in the OP.

I miss Jan ;_;

>>150239198
I would imagine the referee would get involved and make a decision on what to do, and then just put the balls back on the table.

>>150242171
That's a different tournament, isn't it? There are two tournaments in Saudi Arabia now; there's a proper one and the meme invitational one.

Lock up your children, here comes the Pocket Dynamo... GRAEME DOTT

>>150246131
He'll prey on your tot, he's Graeme Dott!

>>150244896
You won't get a response lmao

>>150244807
Happens more often than you'd think (meaning at least twice)

>>150240190
>>150240247
>That's clearly Bingea.
...heh

>>150243520
>Mogadishu Masters
Ngl, sounds based. Morgul Masters WHEN?!

>>150245560
Gone but not forgotten.

>>150244768
you could cut the seethe with a knife

>>150246753
In social games you get a free wedgie

Why do they still give these big prizes for 147s? They're dime a dozen these days.

>>150251754
You have never swung a cue. The best player in history has only averaged one every two years. It's rare and it's special.

>hits black
tell me how is this sport allowed again?

Bai would have easily won the Saudi Arabia masters.

I was watching the match live and i thought what a time to be alive. I have never experienced a 147 in a live match let alone two. Only Cristiano Ronaldo made me feel that way when he was at madrid and now seeing ronny at his best is pure snooker orgasm.

GO ON THE OBSIDIAN WARRIOR

>>150253206
S E T T L E D

>partisanship

GWAN O' NEIL

>>150253262
B O T H
S E T T L E D

And both failed to make a century.

>>150253386
Jobber Final ssmh

>some in the crowd not clapping a century
Why even go

How long is it to Nan's house anyway?

when is Neil going to start aging? 43 and still looking prince like

>>150253579
Reminder that Neyul and Morph are the same age

>>150253599
i reckon he straightens his hair because it looks more natural curly

>>150253644
Yeah he 100% straightens his hair lmao

Jan Segment

>https://www.youtube.com/live/6DnrjH_8MXY?si=UdYqAb2ntIRafSpk
GWAN MILENA

lmao

tippy-tappy

>>150253836
Finally, some REAL snooker.

Nice, but now let Rodney win one, so the evening session doesn't start from 6-2.

>>150254633
Is there some sort of NeilCurse when winning 6-2?

GWON GWONNY

>>150254803
There are all kinds of curses involved when Neil is playing, but I just want to make the inevitable >wait shorten, even by 1 frame.
Not sure when the Poland Snooker Open kino ends though.

>>150254633
Excellent quaff, Polebro

>>150254906
>Not sure when the Poland Snooker Open kino ends though.

MilenaWinsLol

Our girl Milena won, obviously.

>>150254931
Surprisingly, it wasn't my intention. I mean, it wouldn't work, if it was.

>>150254940
Not far from the truth, I'm sure, seeing how they needed over 2 hours to finish 3 frames.

I think it's time for the jobber to retire...

>>150240735
at least it gives them something to do, keeps 'em off the streets

>next event is Wuhan Open
bloody foreign muck
when are we back at the Home of Snooker?

Need anything from the forest?
Also, gwan Ronald in my name. Don't let the jobber lose before I'm back.

>>150257407
>Need anything from the forest?
One violent Gnelf, please.

ahem... GWAN RONNIE

Right epic percussioning this. All is forgiven Saudi!

>it's gonna be a great crowd
lmao ok neil

The juxtaposition between saudi bongo conga and the sort of stick up your ass bowtie and waistcoat image of are sport plus zero crowd makes for a quite bizarre viewing experience

Presenters shouldn't be using the players' nicknames. Calling him ''Robbo'' is just unprofessional.

>>150257782
I agree if it's the main host, don't mind if it's the former players.

ffs

As usual, they overcut the ultra-thin-cut shot.

Neyul on absolute fire... wew lad

The Ronback starts NOW

>>150257574
>catching a gnelf in a forest
You overestimate my abilities by a lot.

>>150258796
:( we'll catch one someday

Fuckthesnookerbros, we're officially back

Will we see Rpmmie on the bongos in the award ceremony

>>150259558
He is currently astrally projecting into the mancave

>>150259584
lel

GWAN ronnie

>>150259718
why did you shop a monobrow onto him

>every saudi final rigged to go to a decider
B A S E D

thunderbros..

>>150260033
Does this man exist outside of the cruce?or is he one of Barry's holograms?

>>150260118
I'll take that as a "yes, he is a hologram"

Turns out he is still able to win a frame (one out of five).

Disappointed with Uncle Baz's scriptwriting so far, all very predictable

>>150227246
>>150227329
here you go boomerfren, should work on your TV too
https://buffsports.io/world-open-live/saudi-masters-snooker-stream-1

>>150260355
thanks bosnia and herzegovina friend

Neil you TWAT

Romania, your thoughts?

>7-2 to 8-10
A choke for the ages

>>150261600
>Choke Jokerson

>if we rig it so every player makes a big lead and then lets rpmmie make an "epic" comeback no-one will notice
I noticed, Big Riggers

>>150261777
Trips confirm Barry Hearn is a dumb rigger

If this goes to a desicider, black ball finish is confirmed.

BEST OF MARK SELBY, ONE

J O B C I D E R

ريغسيدر

I'm not watching, are the Saudi crowd gwanners?

GWAN THE MAGNETS

>S
>C
>R
>I
>P
>T
>E
>D
>Caaam on robbo sirssss

Newcastle's overlords ruining the sport

CAM ON NEIL!

Imagine if someone asked for a handshake and a photo before the final pen or something in champions league kek

>>150262066
Yes

Robbover

Roback

it's a good thing events in the Middle East don't count

Can't even celebrate this. Fuck you Neil.

>>150262577
It's far from over.

Fuckinn ell Robbo

e's only gone an done it

Eh. I'd still prefer Slessor to win this. Would surely be the funniest moment of the season.

A true blue aussie cunt if there was one. I luv this little autist like you wouldn’t believe.

Bless to witnesss this match.
Congrats Robbo brose. You are sooo back

>>150262653
For sure would have been legendary

Insane 'tism-off between Robbo and the interviewer

>>150262673
I bet all his Aussie friends constantly laugh at him for being such a sissy. He couldn't even wrestle an alligator.

uhhh GOATbros??

>>150262705
Imagine all the seething Saudis, if the final was Sless v Weak.

BERRY :D

Oh no he's gonna drop the trophy, switch cams fast.

>>150262804
>Sless v Weak
Neyul was talking about inspiring the younger generation, but the scriptwriters didn’t consider what that final would’ve done for the bald community around the world.

Retirement in the morning

Joe perry broseee...congratssss

rpmmiefags rooning off various cliffs in droves

>>150262846
Lel.

>>150262804
>Sless wins
>Saudi Seethe
>Sless being a top ten ranked player for the next two years
>Shorn out of the top 16
/Kino/

It’s my dream to one day make the pilgrimage to the almost literal mecca of snooker, the final of the Saudi Arabia Masters.

>It's Robbo's year
Sorry Ding

>>150265309
check my dubbies Desi

yet again, ronnie hating incel shut-in nerds elated, ronnie lads left gutted. it's good that neyul is back though, good for him

>>150278808
Those table are sure sturdy.

>>150278829
Giwiwtt

>>150278876
I, too, wish I was training taekwondo right now.

>>150278889
You can train your taekwaitdo all week.

>>150278889
lel
>>150278930
Who needs to wait when you can watch the Polish Open

https://www.youtube.com/live/yBTSjVvUADY?si=xrbrUhgjsunHYGMS