Shadeur gets his first start in Carolina
Lions backup has to be taken off the field in an ambulance
Ashton Jeanty carries for -1 yards

My Steelers :)

Why are women like this?

APOLOGIZE

How badly will Norris effect morale?

>>150148971
White women are genuinely very rude. Idk why but it's just how it is

>>150148971
Because he allowed himself to be treated that way

>>150148983
PRE
S
E
A
SON

WOAH, did you see Shedeur perform totally average against the worst defense's backups? This guy is LEGIT

Perfect timing, no weapons against him shall prosper

Coach prima..

>>150148587
This statline means nothing, Chip Kelly isn't about to drop his arsenal in a preseason game.

Hope the commies enjoyed their fluke season. Back to the basement losers

>>150149006
This would be good if the browns wasn't a terrible team. A terrible team doing good, should always be praised. Bryce young is the starter. A starter of a team played against a guy who's never played in an NFL match. The new guy won. Why are you upset when people are excited

Preseason? more like, PRECUM!

>>150148927
>adenochrome isn't even real

>>150149006
Write that on your main you sick fucking racist

>>150149040
pe

>>150148971
He drank her Gatorade

Don't care if its preseason giving up almost 50 fucking points is embarrassing

1895 (first game of football, then known as “rounders”) to 2022:
>0 games ever suspended early due to injury

2023:
>1 game (damar hamlin)

2024:
>2 games

2025:
>1 game (and counting)

why are shocking, life altering, PARALYZING or DEATH CAUSING injuries so common now?

>>150149048
The Panthers are just the NFC version of the Browns, anon

>>150149090
Baseball was rounders you idiot

>>150149090
not sure why nobody here is talking about this. adam schefter is reporting “life saving procedures” being implemented to save him.

>>150149096
Yet they went home the losers.

>>150148989
I mean the Red Wings Limousine Accident that crippled one of the Russians lead to them winning another Stanlee Cup.

Also that time the burned down Detroit in the 60s and the Great Depression lead to a Worlds Eries.

>>150149090
I don't recall the 2024 games

>>150149090
they arent, the league is just full of pussies now. if i was goodell i would be pissed, you cant allow players to just dictate a game continuing like tonight because they fee fees got hurt

>>150149090
yeah its becoming way too common now. at least 2-3 damar hamlin type events per year.

league should start fining improper tackling form. if you lead with your head at any point you should lose 1% of your salary. then next time it doubles (2%, 4%, etc. )

BAN BELOW THE WAIST TACKLES

>>150149130
It's not a real game. It's preseason it is 100% meaningless. It's why people hate it because guys get their careers ended and it means nothing.

Betty Boop supports the Washington Redskins

Did Bryce Young play today?

>>150149090
nothing ruins a night of football like a 30+ minute injury that involves an ambulance, life saving procedures, and paralysis.

concussions are nothing compared to this. would rather see tua throw up gang signs than see a young mans life end like this tonight

>>150149154
And two high safeties

>>150149090
these cats don't learn to protect themselves

Fifi la Fume supports the New England Patriots

>>150149167
We need a crying Fangio soijak

>>150149159
yeah briefly

>>150149090
if anyone cares, latest update is that norris has “no feeling below the neck” but is in stable condition.

>>150149179
would you say it was short?

>>150149166
He'll be taken care of.

Francine supports the Baltimore Ravens

>>150149182
>source: my ass

>>150149090
Dude people use to die on football fields. Teddy Roosevelt almost banned football until they started making rule changes.

>>150148937
damn. every day i hope i get killed in a bike accident

>>150149096
The panthers have had more success than most teams since their existence in 95'. 2 owls appearances put them in the top half and nowhere close to being the browns.

>>150149179
Saw some clips, it's preseason against the >browns so obviously should be taken with a grain of salt, but his pocket awareness is so much better now, early last season he looked like he shouldn't even be near an NFL field aside from being a water boy.

Casey Jr. supports da Bears

>>150149166
I remember how much of a bummer the Hamlin situation was. I was so excited to watch the game. 2 great teams battling out for the 1 seed and that happens. Sucks

>>150149216
https://youtu.be/nKdVjPDXqv4?si=MOXeYzSaKve4cabA

source: lions coach dan campbell

>>150149237
>update is that “he is breathing”

fucking grim. prayers up

Nael, age 6 supports the Cincinnati Bengals

>>150149227
The Browns have won 2 Owls

Peach Man supports the Oakland Raiders

>>150149096
>NFC version of the Browns

>>150149237
at no point in that video does he say he ''cant feel anything below the neck'' you fucking faggot

he got concussed

maybe we need a few niggas to die on the field

Mata Nui supports the Denver Broncos

Anyone got the webm for the Morice Norris injury?

>>150149269
In how many years? How long ago?

Imagine watching seeing your teammate get a life threatening injury.
You take him to the emergency room and you see this shit.
I would take him elsewhere desu

>>150149289

>>150149291
Recently. Both this century

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior.

>>150149318
Ugly Ass Statue Brady Junior

>>150149299
He probably just got back from Kathmandu

>>150149284
theres nowhere he said the opposite of that though.

not a good sign 4 hours after the injury.

S. Hartman

>>150149289
>>150149301

Did they cut that game off because of the injury or did they keep playing?

>>150149334
>>150149301
was at the game. he never moved the entire time. no update hours later either…fuck man. worse than damar.

i'm starting to think football isn't a very safe sport, guys

>>150149304
Before the panthers existed retard. What are you even trying to prove

>>150149345
the rest of the game was cancelled

>>150149301
Here's a concept, maybe go in with a normal tackle instead of expecting your helmet to do all the work for you?

i have had a complete mental breakdown this week, reconing with how ive wasted my entire life and how much i want to be dead. god i wish i had switched places with norris. the fact that good people keep suffering when others literally ask to die and dont proves there is no god.

>>150149301
what a retard. nfl should be fining anyone who even attempts a tackle like this.

>>150149301
can see the neck compress and then twist rapidly.

>>150149348
>worse than damar.
No it wasn't
Damar basically died on the field, this wasn't as bad

>>150149331
>i made it up but he never said he WASNT paralyzed

nice try faggot.

>>150149345
Atlanta “snapped” the ball and stood there for about 6-7 minutes in the live play praying with the Lions defenders. Refs and coaches just stood there watching them. Then the NFL headquarters finally called the game

>>150149386
damar is playing football again and living life

maurice probably will never walk again

paralyze this bussy

>>150149397
>praying with the Lions defenders.
was it Christian prayers?

>>150149402
that was very rude we now must stop the thread

>>150149345
atlanta snapped the ball and then stood there awkwardly, went to console the lions players. the play was live for 5-6 minutes and then nfl called the game.

if official, it is now the new longest singular play in nfl history

>>150149006
Blacks on x are chirping super hard right now yet there were better black QBs that played better and harder teams today.

>>150149345
the falcons snapped it right after and then stood there with the lions

announcers had no idea wtf was going on. seriously some bizarro world type shit

>>150149398
damar was replaced with a clone. He was a sacrifice to moloch that day, you fucking dunce

>>150149416
They still rebounding from Malik Willis.

>>150149398
Maurice isn't paralyzed you dumbshit

wasn’t there a shooting at the CDC building in atlanta today too? Damn that city is cursed or something

I slightly prefer preseason games because it's like watching two retards fight

>>150149454
Gunman killed one cop and himself
What a piece of shit

>>150149301
shades of Johnny Knox

actual update from norris injury:

> Norris was blinking his eyes as he was being taken into the ambulance.

> Norris' status is uncertain as of publication, with the latest update being that he was taken to the hospital for further evaluation.

4 hours ago.

source:
https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/players-praying-game-ends-morice-norris-carted-off-field

>>150149090
One anon would blame lack of T and microplastics but Tom Brady says it’s basically improper/lack of safety training in today’s coaching. If you watch the clip it was 100% his own fault with an improper tackle. Obviously there are unavoidable injuries like Hutchinson where your leg eventually snaps due to constant physical strain. Genetics also play a big role, some players can’t stay uninjured. Sometimes your own teammates injure you. It’s a brutal sport and you need to have the body and discipline of an Olympic athlete to properly compete.

>>150149301
Coaches have been PREACHING the proper form to tackle for YEARS now. These stupid subhuman fucking niggers never listen though, because it doesn’t look “cool” to tackle the RIGHT WAY. Guess he can ponder that while rolling around in rehab and therapy the next 18 months

JJ McCarthy is playing tomorrow

>>150149301
these NIGGERS (yeah i said it, ive had enough of this shit) just try to tackle with zero form cause they think like
>YEAAA MF IMMA HIT DAT SHIT!!! URNNGGH

and then cripple themselves for life. fuck man. league needs to step in

>>1501494164

(pic not related)
As for the white people. seems like everyone is either
1) genuinely impressed Sanders
2) cracking funny jokes about it
3) going on vile rants and tasteless attacks on Sanders to shit all over which might be the only good day of his whole NFL career. At least let him have that, it's a meaningless preseason game who cares

But Browns Nation has to be pumped

>players have bad tackling form because they are black
Wait wut

>>150149518
>>150149487

they hated him because he told the truth

its funny because even when they manage to land the tackle (if they dont completely whiff) they end up just bouncing off a huge percentage of the time anyway

if you want to know what can be done with proper tackling form, look at the video of dejean mogging derrick henry last year

>>150149516
I sold my soul last night to have something really funny happen to him. Again

>>150149350
The Browns have 2 Owl wins

>>150149518
>>150149487
yall are fucking sick in the head

did somebody say...dejean?

>>150149518
>these NIGGERS (yeah i said it, ive had enough of this shit)
Woah internet tough guy alert

Why do the Texans always host a lame Wild Card game?

>>150149624
This play literally killed my token black friend that I was watching the game with, he didnt even leave a body he just burned up and vanished in a flash of light.

You guys have a homosexual posting among you, they linked a post from this place in gaygen

>>150149670
Huh?

>>150149701
he's probably a chiefs fan

>>150148971
Like what? We don't know their relationship or the context. She's a 5/10 and he's a 4/10, so even if we did know, who cares? You're an incel: you always have been and always will be. This isn't what you wanted to hear, but you need to hear.

>>150149721
Stop telling us you like getting fucked in the ass

>>150149721
Trvke

>>150149090
I know this is gonna blow your mind but people have died on the field before THE VAX you smooth brained retard, we just had the balls to just keep playin the fuckin game after you scoop the dead fuck off the field first.

>>150148945 (OP)
That guy on the lions is ok just a bad concussion. Lost a few IQ points but he should be good to go in a couple weeks. I'm a doctor.

>>150149721
>some /nba/ trip breaks /nfls/ mind
I never thought I'd say it but insanely based

Marvin Lewis never won a single playoff game in 16 seasons as a head coach

disgusting act by chino smith

>>150149941
both of those teams will finish 4th in their division

>>150149941
>$75k fine incoming

my chiefies play tomorrow :3

Told you guys he wasn't paralyzed

Are you guys ready to hear about Norris every single game for the rest of the year?

>>150150142
but all the reddit pussies got hyperemotional and said he ''would never play again''??

>>150149090
They aren't, players are just stepping up and ending the games because the league won't.

>>150149331
>>150150142

hey fag, want to apologise to me now?

>>150150174
Most of the time when dudes are stretched off it's just a bad concussion where they got knocked out. I'm guessing they bring stretcher and take him to the hospital as a precaution because a dude who just got knocked out usually can't coherently respond to questioning and they can't risk the small chance he does have a spine injury. Only time I can remember someone actually getting paralyzed is Shazier. You'd think that people would learn not to get hysterical about these incidents but they always do.

>>150149301
Vaxx claims another

>>150149301
>>150149348
>>150149365
>>150149374
One of the FIRST things they teach you in peewee ball all the way up through fucking high school: Never lower your head on a tackle.
>why
webm related

>>150150186
The fuck are you on about

>>150150269
what a pussy! you can lower you're mouth on my head faggot

It's a shame what happened to Norris, but you can't tackle like that. That's a cuttable offense, off the team.

>>150148945 (OP)
>Lions backup has to be taken off the field in an ambulance
safe and effective

>Basketball Americans already victory lapping over Shedeur and singling out the Giants for not drafting him even though all 32 teams passed on him until the fifth round
If Jaxson Dart stinks on ice tomorrow and looks like just another Lane Kiffinbabby who can't read a vanilla preseason defense I might neck myself.

>>150150320
how bout your booty on my cock

The one time I decide to skip preseason games and something exciting happens

im like 99% sure my neighbor is running or otherwise involved with a dog fighting ring of some kind.
his whole back yard is just chainlink and concrete like some kind of suburban concentration camp.
he buys the cheapest of dogfood by the pallet.
every once in a while i see him take a hefty garbage bag with suspicious lumps in it out to the trash a minute before the truck picks it up too.
hes not married and all of his friends are scary looking brown people, bikers and that one guy that looks and dresses exactly like mr bean.
i think he beats them too, but it keeps the fucking noise down unlike my others neighbors great pyrenees, which i despise like ahab despised the great white one
now that ive written this all out i think its safe to say hes raising fighting dogs.
i dont really give a fuck if his property is just a nexus of canine fear and agony though since he chased a nigger away from my potting shed once, so he’s good in my book
anyway go bengos

I'm thinkin about Rome Odunze rn bros

>>150150669
Caleb....

Is Jeanty the biggest bust of 2025?

>>150149701
>a

my nigga Josh Dobbs

As a Bears, Vikings, and Packers fan, i just wanna say that was a powerful moment in detroit tonight and my prayers are with everyone involved

>those commies and loins uniforms today
imagine your team wearing yoga pants like a bunch of faggots, couldn't be me.

Detroit has yet to recover from this game

>>150150726
nott as big as my bust on tiur moms face LMAO

>>150150796
Never forget that he had never played an NFL game and the Titans called him to play a game with only a week to prepare with their playoff chances on the line rather than play the QB they drafted that had been with the team the whole season. Basically asking if there's a doctor in the room. Whi was the guy he replaced, Malik Willis?

i know i'm late but i just saw that morice norris video on twitter, fucking awful

>>150150985
kek absolutely shameless

>>150150762
>meg når eg føle ein intens trang for å skrika skrive feil

>>150150998
calm down norway, the joke was that we have way more than one homosexual

>>150150985
Christ

>>150150985
What an asinine question. 1, how would the team know that? 2, of course not, that's why they call it gambling. They got your money, fuck you. You know what, I bet that's why they tried to run the clock out instead of just ending the game because it's not unprecedented to end an preseason game after and injury.

>>150151012
Oh, i unironically thought you guys were a bunch of straight homophobes

>>150150985
i agree, the lions should get an compensatory draft pick, cant do nothing with a dead player

>>150151028
at the risk of falling for bait, i think that dude is asking about bets for the game not draft picks. speaking of which, anyone know what kind of betting volume or dollar amounts these preseason games even carry? it feels like sports betting is becoming our new opioid crisis because idiots can't control themselves

>>150151027
no there are plenty of semen slurpers that post here

Are the Lions having the worst preseason in history?

>>150151042
I know dudes who spend their whole paycheck on it. And people cant complain about it or they become the new puritan scold who hates fun.

>>150151027
Well at least I know our propaganda team in Norway is doing it's job of you think that's uncommon for us.

>>150151042
It's obvious bait, they mentioned parlays and everyone here knows what those are unless they've managed to skip every commercial break over the last 8 years.

>>150151047
it's only because Hendon Hooker is ass

Racistbros...OUR COPE!?!?!?!?!?

>>150150985
Completely valid question

>>150151056
Let's not pretend like sports isn't a mostly straight guy thing to give a fuck about

Hush, little rookie, don’t you cry,
Daddy’s gonna teach you a Hail Mary high.

And if that pass goes flying wide,
He’ll draft you a kicker from the Giants' side.

If that kicker shanks the play,
We’ll blitz the field like Tampa Bay.

If the Bucs can't bring the heat,
We’ll call the Chiefs for a Super Bowl seat.

If Mahomes throws one too deep,
We’ll run it back with Saquon’s leap.

If Saquon stumbles, takes a fall,
We’ll build you a line like the Great Wall.

And if that O-line can’t defend,
We’ll teach you routes like Edelman.

If your cleats wear down and go,
We’ll get new ones from the 49ers' row.

So hush now, rookie, dream real big,
One day you’ll dance in the Lambeau rig.

And if that dream seems far away,
We’ll suit you up for game day!

Want a version for a specific team or player? I can remix it.

You said:
Make a song off hush little baby about football coming back
ChatGPT said:
Absolutely! Here's a playful and nostalgic version of "Hush, Little Baby" all about the excitement of football season coming back. It's perfect for fans counting down the days till kickoff:

Hush, Little Fan (Football’s Coming Back)
(To the tune of "Hush, Little Baby")


Hush, little fan, don’t you fear,
Football season’s almost here.

Pads are clashing, crowds will cheer,
Sundays full of snacks and gear.

If the summer felt too long,
Soon you'll hear that fight song strong.

If your jersey’s packed away,
Time to wear it every game day.

If your team was 4 and 12,
Hope is back on every shelf.

Fantasy drafts are on the rise,
Gonna beat your league with no surprise.

If your QB changed this year,
Give him time — the playoffs near.

Tailgates warming, grills are lit,
Coolers packed and chairs all set.

Red zone’s flashing, calls are tight,
Flags are flying left and right.

So hush, little fan, don’t be blue,
Football’s back — it’s all for you.

>>150149941
It's the Raiders, they are supposed to have attitude and flip people off. As for flipping the bird, I don't know why anyone cares about that, even when children do it. Who cares? It's a finger extended at you in a Fuck You symbol from far away where you aren't in any reasonable apprehension of danger to yourself or your others (except for the guys on your team the Raiders about to fuck up, but that's all legal assault and battery they consented to and there are rules they have to follow and refs to enforce them)

As for the children, they shouldn't be at a football game if they don't like swearing. As for Fuck You, we teach kids that "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never harm me" then at the same time we tell them that using Fuck You and other swear words is bad. Doesn't make any sense

>>150151091
tau

>>150151088
Yeah... what about those... sports ;)

>>150151072
Mongrels...I kneel...

>>150149006
I don't follow college football so I have to listen to anons who follow it.

The kiwi lied to me and said Shedeur was bad.

I will never trust him again.

>>150149941
>>150150021
>>150150030
“Who’s a bigger bust, Jamarcus Russell? Or Geno Smith?”
That’s what the Seahawks fan with the sign said. It’s also the same fan that talks shit every game. Context was intentionally cut off

>>150151171
It's so gay that players aren't allowed to shit talk fans who are actively talking shit

>>150149301
ive seen ufc guys get hit harder without a helmet and they get up--these helmets do more harm than good

>>150151171
>>150151184
Forgot the link

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/08/08/geno-smith-raiders-seahawks-sign/85577220007/

>>150151198
Just because you hit a guy in the head with a hammer and he's okay doesn't mean you can hit everyone in the head with a hammer and they'll be okay

Raiders are so based

>>150151198
>ufc guys

Terry deal gets done between the 2nd and last preseason game. the depth behind noah/ertz look terrible

How do you respond without sounding mad

>>150151448
i want him to be the starter week 1

it will be hilarious

>>150151448
The Oakley Browns

>>150150985
no refunds

>>150151448
What's there to be mad about? That's the exact kind of attitude everyone should have. Make the best of the opportunities you're presented. I didn't watch the game, heard he did good, I'll probably watch it tomorrow. I never thought he'd be a bust because if his abilities but I did because he came off as a shithead(and thay he was draffted by the browns, not his fault). If he's not good for him, if he keeps that mentality against adversity and in games that matter he'll probably be alright. Still think he might be a shithead and just saying that because it sounds good in front of the cameras. Is there was ever a team to destroy that kind of confidence it's the Browns.

>>150150985
RETURN GAMBLING BACK TO THE INDIANS AND VEGAS
FUCK
SPORTS
BETTING

IT'S FAKE AND GAY

>>150150985
Getting a serious injury in a preseason game is the most Lions thing

>>150150985
He's going to be ok
Beautiful moment of unity between the Lions and Falcons the NFL scripted, even the touching words of the color commentator on unity of man, and Dan Campbell wiping the tear after
Well done NFL script writers

HOWEVER, you failed to remember one thing. Don't leave a black guy from California unguarded in a Georgia hospital, where a group of country bumpkin Medical Assistants are currently going Deliverance-style on Morice Norris' butthole
squeal like a pig!

why does Gabriel look like he's had the same plastic surgery as 40 year old white women

also neither Watson or Gabriel looked happy for Sanders kekk

The Patriots dynasty was built on greatness and preparation. The chiefs dynasty was built on flukes and flags. It's that simple.

>>150151868
>"Among QBs with 750+ pass attempts on any down since 1978, the best passer rating on any down is Mahomes on 3rd down (110.3)"
right, flukes

>>150151448
>struggling to climb the ladder on the worst unit in the league
seek a bath Pine Time

>>150151088
i'm gay and i love sports partially because they're extremely male dominated spaces filled with dudes who have hot bodies

>>150151876
Mahomo has a point differential of - 22 in the Superbowl m8. It's over

>>150151895
Now post a relevant meaningful stat.

>>150150985
wish he died desu

>>150150985
Now can we discuss the actually hit that proves we're now in the reality that the Lions are now certified refbabbies

Do not, and I mean do not ever let a Lions fan bitch to you about Refs after pic related.

>Now post a relevant meaningful stat

>SUPERBOWL POINT DIFFERENTIAL MEANS HE DIDNT WIN 3 OWLS

>hold a sign that compares you to Jawalrus
>get flipped off
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT! PLAYERS CANT TRASH TALK FANS!

>>150150985
>Wahhh someone got injured on the field so now we get to just end the day early like its school and 9/11 just happened
??? These are millionaires not fucking school children
good fucking lord

That's one of the two star Ohio State RBs that have been lighting up college football. Browns drafted the other
Only two RB selected higher were Jeanty and whoever the Chargers picked (Omarion Hampton of North Carolina)

Better have a big mash pit. Could consider trying to set the Guinness World Record mash pit
>Slipknot holds the Guinness World Record for the largest mosh pit, achieved at their 2009 performance at the UK's premier rock festival, the Download Festival. A massive circle pit was created by the crowd during their set, which was recognized as a record.

>>150150628
Woah

>>150151890
Of the big four
Football I love most because I'm an ass man and I love them in bright colored tights and they all bend over ass up for you each play
Baseball I love next best as their asses look so hot in baseball pants, and you get the pitcher bending his ass up all cute for you on screen each pitch
Basketball was hot when they wore short shorts but now they are way too baggy (this applies to soccer too)
Hockey I just fantasy about them naked in just their hockey jersey with their cock rock hard with the jersey draped around it, big sexy balls out all nice

>>150151916
Yeah, utter bullshit. But its not just the wions. The refs literally just call penalties on hits that “look bad” now, even if they are completely legal

National pussy league

>>150151957
We could do something about this by taxing entertainers that make a million/yr plus at a 50%+ tax rate

>>150152103
Tax all the rich 90%+.

The dynasty begins in 11 hours.
With the football as his scalpel, the surgeon of the league will begin cutting through it like butter

Is there an issue with the Lions' training staff or are they just unlucky? Getting players heemed in preseason does not bode well for the actual season.

>Devin Lloyd
You've never even heard of this guy but I promise that him being rated so highly in Madden and by PFF is one gigantic experimental gaslighting attempt by the league just to see if ((they)) could "convince" you that certain players are playing well.
So ((they)) pick some random starter on a small market team like the Jaguars and ((they)) push this narrative that he's playing up to his draft stock when in reality he has been fighting for his job against a 3rd rounder from the same draft class since he was drafted (and still is)

>>150152182
At this point it's a staff issue. Why they weren't all fired last year is anyone's guess.

>>150152192
Yea that ranking is definitely not justified. Foye Oluokun is far better if they wanted to pump up a Jags player they should've chosen him. Tackling machine. I don't know why the Falcons ever let him walk

>>150149299

>>150149301

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ElqlJYuGLUA

>>150149299
i see a highly capable white man who knows how to keep his mind clear and his emotions in check. it could be much worse anon, have you even seen ER doctors these days?

>>150148945 (OP)
Are they just going to suspend every game there's a serious injury? Pussy ass league, bitch made players.

>>150150985
Gamblers are hilarious and obnoxious at the same time.

>>150150985
>that many replies to an obvious troll
twittertards are so stupid

>>150152637
The players are the ones who forced it to be suspended by intentionally running out the clock. It's not something the league did before the players snapped the ball and just stood around

>>150152811
then goodell needs to crack down on their asses and hand out fines/suspensions, or otherwise make it clear that wont be tolerated

the nfl cant turn into the nba

Next Brady plays football today

I am so ready to goon it to Josh Simmons preseason game tape tomorrow in 13 hours and 40 minutes

Football is back baby

>>150149415
>if official, it is now the new longest singular play in nfl history
it's not official because it's preseason

>>150149415
Le wacky asterisk
Nah I don't fuck with that

I’m so horny

>>150152992
For football?

Threadly reminder that every single one of us here has more total yards playing professional football for the NFL than Ashton Jeanty.

I thought Sanders played pretty well.

>>150149090
Never heard of the bodybag game?

>>150148971
They'll be showing lots of these actors to attempt deradicalization of young men

>WE
play today

>>150151448
>Everybody talking about a 5th round rookie.
>Nobody talking about the 1st pick in the draft.

Modern media...

If a woman at planet fitness looks at you several times but doesn’t move to be out of your site and doesn’t make a face or show any signs of anger or disgust, does she have interest?

>>150148966
I actually don’t understand how you can be a Browns fan. Like, if I lived in Cleveland I’d just watch the Bengals

>>150153909
>planet fitness
lmao poor fag

>>150153923
east coasters are fucking tards

>>150153909
Yes, but she's at planet fitness, so beware

>>150148945 (OP)
I heard that someone on the Lions died last night and then saw this OP. What happened?

14 hours later and the only update is “hes breathing”

grim.
might be the first full paralyzation in nfl in over 22 years.

>People have racialized the Shedur Sanders draft pick to the point that every "important" black athlete and commentator has to give their 2 cents, call him a king, and suck his dick
>No one has even said a single word about Cam Ward, who literally was the first overall pick and is going to start this year and is a black QB
>Probably won't even pay attention during the season either
This is why I hate Deion and Shedur Sanders.

>>150149090
>Oh shucks that guy got hurt guess we'll have to cancel the game and run an hour of straight commercials instead

How did /spol/ handle Shadeur last night?

>>150150142
>Cancelled the game
>Over a self induced concussion
Thank you NFL very cool

Remember Temujin is a woman!

>>150150165
They're gonna' bury this, if it's not already trumped up by some other story. NFL does not want this talking point like Hamlin, Tua, etc.

>>150154465
Better than Tua handled the Bills last year

>>150154535
Did he trip or something. I don’t understand why he fell forward like that.

>>150153346
I love her so much. She's so cute and retarded. I just let her think it's her year because I don't ha e the heart to tell her it isn't.

>>150154402
Its purely because Deion Sanders has so many media connections. And people have racialized it because both him and shedeur act like complete niggers and have nepo babied him into the league. If anything cam ward should be grateful because it will take the pressure off him while shitter fails spectacularly

>>150152881
Should have drafted Shadeur Sanders.

>>150151916
Lionsbros... it's been a long time coming. I used to dream of times like this.

>>150154497
No, the faggot players decided to basically do an on field protest and ny was forced to cancel the game because of it

>>150149096
Dont ever disrespect the Lions again

>>150152023
>Slipknot
No fucking WAY the nlf puts that on tv. They'll stick to Top 20 hit bands and the best the NFL will give you close to that would be a Metallica or a Rock-alt (Foo Fighters, Nickelback, etc)

>>150151448
Unfortunately because he is a 5th round pick it means his contract is short as hell and he can hold Cleaveland over a barrel if he is him.

>>150154554
Because he's Tua and he still doesn't know how to baseball slide like Russell Wilson used to do

>>150150985
Bitch your gambling on preseason football. Get your life together!

>>150153956
i miss being able to make these

>>150154603
What? Its a standard 4 year rookie contract

>>150149090
The rule changes and general lack of contact is actually having adverse affects on players. Players are tackling and landing more awkwardly as they are being forced change the natural way of things. I also think theres something to being properly calloused both coming into the league and in the league itself. There used to be a time where training camp and preseason were the physically toughest part of the season. So not only are players getting tackled in weird ways but theyre also just physically softer.

>>150154634
>no 5th year option
Kek

>>150154619
peak russ is 3 times the athlete tua is, not very fair to tua

lol Shedeur is about to Lamar Flacco isn’t he

>>150152881
Cam Ward already played on Thursday I think

>>150148945 (OP)
>Backup QB has above-average game against other backups in the first preseason game
>ESPN won't shut the fuck up about how SHEDUER SANDERS COOKED LAST NIGHT AND PROVED THE HATERS WRONG

Why are they like this? How do we destroy their monopoly on sports media so everything can stop being fucking click and hype bait?

>>150151868
Why does his head look deflated?

>>150154731
Who raped you?

>>150149090
>>150154656
Football players are retards who don't know how to form tackle anymore

>>150154402
>every "important" black athlete and commentator has to give their 2 cents, call him a king, and suck his dick

Is the White House an important black athlete?
>White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt believes Sanders might have slipped even further in the draft if not for a social media post by President Donald Trump.
>On Friday, Trump posted on Truth Social that Shedeur Sanders was set for “greatness” and should be “picked immediately by a team that wants to win.”
>Leavitt was asked on Monday if President Trump feels like he deserves credit for Shedeur Sanders being drafted.
>“All I will say is the president put out a statement and a few rounds later he was drafted, so I think the facts speak for themselves on that one,” she responded.
>President Trump, ESPN’s Mel Kiper Jr. and plenty of others believe NFL teams made a mistake passing on Shedeur Sanders. Time will tell if they are right.

>>150154402
And yet you've made an entire greenpost about Sanders instead of Ward.

The reason why everyone is talking about sanders despite being a 5th round pick is because its clear to even the biggest retards that the league colluded to humble him. They added a level of adversity to an already popular prospect that just makes his story more interesting. If he just dropped to the 2nd or 3rd it would be way different but now it just looks like a dude that shouldve been drafted in the first is now being treated like a lottery pick buried on a shitter team. Meanwhile Ward is a literal who playing for a literal who franchise. What more is there to say about him beyond his draft status.

>>150154559
At some point she'll be right

>>150154757
Its not just about the tackler but also the player being tackled. We see tackles like that all the time get called roughing because the offensive player lowered his head and made it helmet to helmet.

>throw touchdowns against the 2024 #32 ranked Panthers defense
>Crowned king of the black people

Black people are setting themselves up for disappointment again

>>150154833
This is what pisses me off about targeting in college. Like 80% of them happen because the ball carrier is a pussy who doesn't know how to take contact and curls himself into an assball and turns what would've been a low form tackle into a helmet to helmet.

>>150154844
>babbys first hype train
If he had a bad game hed be a proven bust. Welcome to football.

>>150154402
>People have racialized the Shedur Sanders draft pick
Deion Sanders was the greatest CB that ever lived, he was exciting and a lot of fun to watch. All the older white people that grew up watching Deion Sanders love Deion. During that era, the only thing the seething racists seethed about where black QBs, but as long as they didn't play QB it wasn't a massive problem, so you never saw the seething racists flipping their shit over Deion as a player
But then Deion became a college head coach and had wild success at back to back programs and the seething racists flipped their shit. The entire last season was one big seethe fest from the seething racists over Deion as a head coach, Coach Primate and all that

As for Deion's kid, if he wasn't Deion's kid there wouldn't be all this attention on him. The Manning kid is starting his first year at Texas this year and will be in the NFL soon too. He's going to get attention like you have never seen before

>>150154997
>wild success
>12-13

Excited to see Lance play tomorrow. I don't know who I should look out for today though. Going to watch a bunch of games. I really like the pre-season. Also, wish they rolled back some of the changes to practice. They need more padded practices and more contact to prep for the actual season so players stop getting hurt when real games start. I don't think the practices need to be super crazy, but there should be more hitting in pads earlier. They want to add more games half the roster will not make it through the season, especially with more overseas travel.

>>150154997
>>150155024
JJ McCarthy is playing today

>>150154997
>is starting his first year at Texas this year
As in, taking over as the starting QB for Texas, who is #1 in the first poll that dropped (Coaches Poll), the defending champs Ohio State are #2
This will be his 3rd year at Texas, meaning he will be eligible to enter the draft starting at the end of this season

>>150154997
It would be easier for Shadman if he was an entertaining knucklehead like Shilo, he's a bit withdrawn and awkward, which makes him come off badly

>>150155030
The return the White QB is upon us

>>150155030
Thats true, I will watch. I forgot about him. He should do pretty well. I would say underhyped, but I think he has gotten about the right amount of attention.

>>150155044
I lived bitch.

>>150155037
>This will be his 3rd year at Texas, meaning he will be eligible to enter the draft starting at the end of this season
for whatever it's worth, his granddad Archie has already stated that Arch was going to skip the 2026 draft and return to Texas next year, and considering he and the family kept insisting that Arch was going to stay at Texas behind Ewers and he did, I don't think he's saying that just because

>>150155030
JJ McCarthy will probably get injured first hit like Tony Richardson

>>150155169
He is a tough kid, played lacrosse. He will be fine.

>>150155182
Hockey actually, he was an enforcer too.

>>150149040
coward

>>150149285
big if true!

>>150155081
Sorry, but he's black

>>150148971
Because she knows how much she can push him because he wants sex so badly. Probably after the game. Women are fucking insane and evil tbqh senpai.

Only idiots get in a relationship