Thread 150148945

Shadeur gets his first start in Carolina
Lions backup has to be taken off the field in an ambulance
Ashton Jeanty carries for -1 yards

My Steelers :)

Why are women like this?

APOLOGIZE

How badly will Norris effect morale?

>>150148971
White women are genuinely very rude. Idk why but it's just how it is

>>150148971
Because he allowed himself to be treated that way

>>150148983
PRE
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SON

WOAH, did you see Shedeur perform totally average against the worst defense's backups? This guy is LEGIT

Perfect timing, no weapons against him shall prosper

Coach prima..

>>150148587
This statline means nothing, Chip Kelly isn't about to drop his arsenal in a preseason game.

Hope the commies enjoyed their fluke season. Back to the basement losers

>>150149006
This would be good if the browns wasn't a terrible team. A terrible team doing good, should always be praised. Bryce young is the starter. A starter of a team played against a guy who's never played in an NFL match. The new guy won. Why are you upset when people are excited

Preseason? more like, PRECUM!

>>150148927
>adenochrome isn't even real

>>150149006
Write that on your main you sick fucking racist

>>150149040
pe

>>150148971
He drank her Gatorade

Don't care if its preseason giving up almost 50 fucking points is embarrassing

1895 (first game of football, then known as “rounders”) to 2022:
>0 games ever suspended early due to injury

2023:
>1 game (damar hamlin)

2024:
>2 games

2025:
>1 game (and counting)

why are shocking, life altering, PARALYZING or DEATH CAUSING injuries so common now?

>>150149048
The Panthers are just the NFC version of the Browns, anon

>>150149090
Baseball was rounders you idiot

>>150149090
not sure why nobody here is talking about this. adam schefter is reporting “life saving procedures” being implemented to save him.

>>150149096
Yet they went home the losers.

>>150148989
I mean the Red Wings Limousine Accident that crippled one of the Russians lead to them winning another Stanlee Cup.

Also that time the burned down Detroit in the 60s and the Great Depression lead to a Worlds Eries.

>>150149090
I don't recall the 2024 games

>>150149090
they arent, the league is just full of pussies now. if i was goodell i would be pissed, you cant allow players to just dictate a game continuing like tonight because they fee fees got hurt

>>150149090
yeah its becoming way too common now. at least 2-3 damar hamlin type events per year.

league should start fining improper tackling form. if you lead with your head at any point you should lose 1% of your salary. then next time it doubles (2%, 4%, etc. )

BAN BELOW THE WAIST TACKLES

>>150149130
It's not a real game. It's preseason it is 100% meaningless. It's why people hate it because guys get their careers ended and it means nothing.

Betty Boop supports the Washington Redskins

Did Bryce Young play today?

>>150149090
nothing ruins a night of football like a 30+ minute injury that involves an ambulance, life saving procedures, and paralysis.

concussions are nothing compared to this. would rather see tua throw up gang signs than see a young mans life end like this tonight

>>150149154
And two high safeties

>>150149090
these cats don't learn to protect themselves

Fifi la Fume supports the New England Patriots

>>150149167
We need a crying Fangio soijak

>>150149159
yeah briefly

>>150149090
if anyone cares, latest update is that norris has “no feeling below the neck” but is in stable condition.

>>150149179
would you say it was short?

>>150149166
He'll be taken care of.

Francine supports the Baltimore Ravens

>>150149182
>source: my ass

>>150149090
Dude people use to die on football fields. Teddy Roosevelt almost banned football until they started making rule changes.

>>150148937
damn. every day i hope i get killed in a bike accident

>>150149096
The panthers have had more success than most teams since their existence in 95'. 2 owls appearances put them in the top half and nowhere close to being the browns.

>>150149179
Saw some clips, it's preseason against the >browns so obviously should be taken with a grain of salt, but his pocket awareness is so much better now, early last season he looked like he shouldn't even be near an NFL field aside from being a water boy.

Casey Jr. supports da Bears

>>150149166
I remember how much of a bummer the Hamlin situation was. I was so excited to watch the game. 2 great teams battling out for the 1 seed and that happens. Sucks

>>150149216
https://youtu.be/nKdVjPDXqv4?si=MOXeYzSaKve4cabA

source: lions coach dan campbell

>>150149237
>update is that “he is breathing”

fucking grim. prayers up

Nael, age 6 supports the Cincinnati Bengals

>>150149227
The Browns have won 2 Owls

Peach Man supports the Oakland Raiders

>>150149096
>NFC version of the Browns

>>150149237
at no point in that video does he say he ''cant feel anything below the neck'' you fucking faggot

he got concussed

maybe we need a few niggas to die on the field

Mata Nui supports the Denver Broncos

Anyone got the webm for the Morice Norris injury?

>>150149269
In how many years? How long ago?

Imagine watching seeing your teammate get a life threatening injury.
You take him to the emergency room and you see this shit.
I would take him elsewhere desu

>>150149291
Recently. Both this century

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Junior.

>>150149318
Ugly Ass Statue Brady Junior

>>150149299
He probably just got back from Kathmandu

>>150149284
theres nowhere he said the opposite of that though.

not a good sign 4 hours after the injury.

S. Hartman

>>150149289
>>150149301

Did they cut that game off because of the injury or did they keep playing?

>>150149334
>>150149301
was at the game. he never moved the entire time. no update hours later either…fuck man. worse than damar.

i'm starting to think football isn't a very safe sport, guys

>>150149304
Before the panthers existed retard. What are you even trying to prove

>>150149345
the rest of the game was cancelled

>>150149301
Here's a concept, maybe go in with a normal tackle instead of expecting your helmet to do all the work for you?

i have had a complete mental breakdown this week, reconing with how ive wasted my entire life and how much i want to be dead. god i wish i had switched places with norris. the fact that good people keep suffering when others literally ask to die and dont proves there is no god.

>>150149301
what a retard. nfl should be fining anyone who even attempts a tackle like this.

>>150149301
can see the neck compress and then twist rapidly.

>>150149348
>worse than damar.
No it wasn't
Damar basically died on the field, this wasn't as bad

>>150149331
>i made it up but he never said he WASNT paralyzed

nice try faggot.

>>150149345
Atlanta “snapped” the ball and stood there for about 6-7 minutes in the live play praying with the Lions defenders. Refs and coaches just stood there watching them. Then the NFL headquarters finally called the game

>>150149386
damar is playing football again and living life

maurice probably will never walk again

paralyze this bussy

>>150149397
>praying with the Lions defenders.
was it Christian prayers?

>>150149402
that was very rude we now must stop the thread

>>150149345
atlanta snapped the ball and then stood there awkwardly, went to console the lions players. the play was live for 5-6 minutes and then nfl called the game.

if official, it is now the new longest singular play in nfl history

>>150149006
Blacks on x are chirping super hard right now yet there were better black QBs that played better and harder teams today.

>>150149345
the falcons snapped it right after and then stood there with the lions

announcers had no idea wtf was going on. seriously some bizarro world type shit

>>150149398
damar was replaced with a clone. He was a sacrifice to moloch that day, you fucking dunce

>>150149416
They still rebounding from Malik Willis.

>>150149398
Maurice isn't paralyzed you dumbshit

wasn’t there a shooting at the CDC building in atlanta today too? Damn that city is cursed or something

I slightly prefer preseason games because it's like watching two retards fight

>>150149454
Gunman killed one cop and himself
What a piece of shit

>>150149301
shades of Johnny Knox

actual update from norris injury:

> Norris was blinking his eyes as he was being taken into the ambulance.

> Norris' status is uncertain as of publication, with the latest update being that he was taken to the hospital for further evaluation.

4 hours ago.

source:
https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/players-praying-game-ends-morice-norris-carted-off-field

>>150149090
One anon would blame lack of T and microplastics but Tom Brady says it’s basically improper/lack of safety training in today’s coaching. If you watch the clip it was 100% his own fault with an improper tackle. Obviously there are unavoidable injuries like Hutchinson where your leg eventually snaps due to constant physical strain. Genetics also play a big role, some players can’t stay uninjured. Sometimes your own teammates injure you. It’s a brutal sport and you need to have the body and discipline of an Olympic athlete to properly compete.

>>150149301
Coaches have been PREACHING the proper form to tackle for YEARS now. These stupid subhuman fucking niggers never listen though, because it doesn’t look “cool” to tackle the RIGHT WAY. Guess he can ponder that while rolling around in rehab and therapy the next 18 months

JJ McCarthy is playing tomorrow

>>150149301
these NIGGERS (yeah i said it, ive had enough of this shit) just try to tackle with zero form cause they think like
>YEAAA MF IMMA HIT DAT SHIT!!! URNNGGH

and then cripple themselves for life. fuck man. league needs to step in

>>1501494164

(pic not related)
As for the white people. seems like everyone is either
1) genuinely impressed Sanders
2) cracking funny jokes about it
3) going on vile rants and tasteless attacks on Sanders to shit all over which might be the only good day of his whole NFL career. At least let him have that, it's a meaningless preseason game who cares

But Browns Nation has to be pumped

>players have bad tackling form because they are black
Wait wut

>>150149518
>>150149487

they hated him because he told the truth

its funny because even when they manage to land the tackle (if they dont completely whiff) they end up just bouncing off a huge percentage of the time anyway

if you want to know what can be done with proper tackling form, look at the video of dejean mogging derrick henry last year

>>150149516
I sold my soul last night to have something really funny happen to him. Again

>>150149350
The Browns have 2 Owl wins

>>150149518
>>150149487
yall are fucking sick in the head

did somebody say...dejean?

>>150149518
>these NIGGERS (yeah i said it, ive had enough of this shit)
Woah internet tough guy alert

Why do the Texans always host a lame Wild Card game?

>>150149624
This play literally killed my token black friend that I was watching the game with, he didnt even leave a body he just burned up and vanished in a flash of light.

You guys have a homosexual posting among you, they linked a post from this place in gaygen

>>150149670
Huh?

>>150149701
he's probably a chiefs fan

>>150148971
Like what? We don't know their relationship or the context. She's a 5/10 and he's a 4/10, so even if we did know, who cares? You're an incel: you always have been and always will be. This isn't what you wanted to hear, but you need to hear.

>>150149721
Stop telling us you like getting fucked in the ass

>>150149721
Trvke

>>150149090
I know this is gonna blow your mind but people have died on the field before THE VAX you smooth brained retard, we just had the balls to just keep playin the fuckin game after you scoop the dead fuck off the field first.

>>150148945 (OP)
That guy on the lions is ok just a bad concussion. Lost a few IQ points but he should be good to go in a couple weeks. I'm a doctor.

>>150149721
>some /nba/ trip breaks /nfls/ mind
I never thought I'd say it but insanely based

Marvin Lewis never won a single playoff game in 16 seasons as a head coach

disgusting act by chino smith

>>150149941
both of those teams will finish 4th in their division

>>150149941
>$75k fine incoming

my chiefies play tomorrow :3

Told you guys he wasn't paralyzed

Are you guys ready to hear about Norris every single game for the rest of the year?

>>150150142
but all the reddit pussies got hyperemotional and said he ''would never play again''??

>>150149090
They aren't, players are just stepping up and ending the games because the league won't.

>>150149331
>>150150142

hey fag, want to apologise to me now?

>>150150174
Most of the time when dudes are stretched off it's just a bad concussion where they got knocked out. I'm guessing they bring stretcher and take him to the hospital as a precaution because a dude who just got knocked out usually can't coherently respond to questioning and they can't risk the small chance he does have a spine injury. Only time I can remember someone actually getting paralyzed is Shazier. You'd think that people would learn not to get hysterical about these incidents but they always do.

>>150149301
Vaxx claims another

>>150149301
>>150149348
>>150149365
>>150149374
One of the FIRST things they teach you in peewee ball all the way up through fucking high school: Never lower your head on a tackle.
>why
webm related

>>150150186
The fuck are you on about

>>150150269
what a pussy! you can lower you're mouth on my head faggot

It's a shame what happened to Norris, but you can't tackle like that. That's a cuttable offense, off the team.

>>150148945 (OP)
>Lions backup has to be taken off the field in an ambulance
safe and effective

>Basketball Americans already victory lapping over Shedeur and singling out the Giants for not drafting him even though all 32 teams passed on him until the fifth round
If Jaxson Dart stinks on ice tomorrow and looks like just another Lane Kiffinbabby who can't read a vanilla preseason defense I might neck myself.

>>150150320
how bout your booty on my cock

The one time I decide to skip preseason games and something exciting happens

im like 99% sure my neighbor is running or otherwise involved with a dog fighting ring of some kind.
his whole back yard is just chainlink and concrete like some kind of suburban concentration camp.
he buys the cheapest of dogfood by the pallet.
every once in a while i see him take a hefty garbage bag with suspicious lumps in it out to the trash a minute before the truck picks it up too.
hes not married and all of his friends are scary looking brown people, bikers and that one guy that looks and dresses exactly like mr bean.
i think he beats them too, but it keeps the fucking noise down unlike my others neighbors great pyrenees, which i despise like ahab despised the great white one
now that ive written this all out i think its safe to say hes raising fighting dogs.
i dont really give a fuck if his property is just a nexus of canine fear and agony though since he chased a nigger away from my potting shed once, so he’s good in my book
anyway go bengos

I'm thinkin about Rome Odunze rn bros

>>150150669
Caleb....

Is Jeanty the biggest bust of 2025?

>>150149701
>a

my nigga Josh Dobbs

As a Bears, Vikings, and Packers fan, i just wanna say that was a powerful moment in detroit tonight and my prayers are with everyone involved

>those commies and loins uniforms today
imagine your team wearing yoga pants like a bunch of faggots, couldn't be me.

Detroit has yet to recover from this game

>>150150726
nott as big as my bust on tiur moms face LMAO

>>150150796
Never forget that he had never played an NFL game and the Titans called him to play a game with only a week to prepare with their playoff chances on the line rather than play the QB they drafted that had been with the team the whole season. Basically asking if there's a doctor in the room. Whi was the guy he replaced, Malik Willis?

i know i'm late but i just saw that morice norris video on twitter, fucking awful

>>150150985
kek absolutely shameless

>>150150762
>meg når eg føle ein intens trang for å skrika skrive feil

>>150150998
calm down norway, the joke was that we have way more than one homosexual

>>150150985
Christ

>>150150985
What an asinine question. 1, how would the team know that? 2, of course not, that's why they call it gambling. They got your money, fuck you. You know what, I bet that's why they tried to run the clock out instead of just ending the game because it's not unprecedented to end an preseason game after and injury.

>>150151012
Oh, i unironically thought you guys were a bunch of straight homophobes

>>150150985
i agree, the lions should get an compensatory draft pick, cant do nothing with a dead player

>>150151028
at the risk of falling for bait, i think that dude is asking about bets for the game not draft picks. speaking of which, anyone know what kind of betting volume or dollar amounts these preseason games even carry? it feels like sports betting is becoming our new opioid crisis because idiots can't control themselves

>>150151027
no there are plenty of semen slurpers that post here

Are the Lions having the worst preseason in history?

>>150151042
I know dudes who spend their whole paycheck on it. And people cant complain about it or they become the new puritan scold who hates fun.

>>150151027
Well at least I know our propaganda team in Norway is doing it's job of you think that's uncommon for us.

>>150151042
It's obvious bait, they mentioned parlays and everyone here knows what those are unless they've managed to skip every commercial break over the last 8 years.

>>150151047
it's only because Hendon Hooker is ass

Racistbros...OUR COPE!?!?!?!?!?

>>150150985
Completely valid question

>>150151056
Let's not pretend like sports isn't a mostly straight guy thing to give a fuck about

Hush, little rookie, don’t you cry,
Daddy’s gonna teach you a Hail Mary high.

And if that pass goes flying wide,
He’ll draft you a kicker from the Giants' side.

If that kicker shanks the play,
We’ll blitz the field like Tampa Bay.

If the Bucs can't bring the heat,
We’ll call the Chiefs for a Super Bowl seat.

If Mahomes throws one too deep,
We’ll run it back with Saquon’s leap.

If Saquon stumbles, takes a fall,
We’ll build you a line like the Great Wall.

And if that O-line can’t defend,
We’ll teach you routes like Edelman.

If your cleats wear down and go,
We’ll get new ones from the 49ers' row.

So hush now, rookie, dream real big,
One day you’ll dance in the Lambeau rig.

And if that dream seems far away,
We’ll suit you up for game day!

Want a version for a specific team or player? I can remix it.

You said:
Make a song off hush little baby about football coming back
ChatGPT said:
Absolutely! Here's a playful and nostalgic version of "Hush, Little Baby" all about the excitement of football season coming back. It's perfect for fans counting down the days till kickoff:

Hush, Little Fan (Football’s Coming Back)
(To the tune of "Hush, Little Baby")


Hush, little fan, don’t you fear,
Football season’s almost here.

Pads are clashing, crowds will cheer,
Sundays full of snacks and gear.

If the summer felt too long,
Soon you'll hear that fight song strong.

If your jersey’s packed away,
Time to wear it every game day.

If your team was 4 and 12,
Hope is back on every shelf.

Fantasy drafts are on the rise,
Gonna beat your league with no surprise.

If your QB changed this year,
Give him time — the playoffs near.

Tailgates warming, grills are lit,
Coolers packed and chairs all set.

Red zone’s flashing, calls are tight,
Flags are flying left and right.

So hush, little fan, don’t be blue,
Football’s back — it’s all for you.

>>150149941
It's the Raiders, they are supposed to have attitude and flip people off. As for flipping the bird, I don't know why anyone cares about that, even when children do it. Who cares? It's a finger extended at you in a Fuck You symbol from far away where you aren't in any reasonable apprehension of danger to yourself or your others (except for the guys on your team the Raiders about to fuck up, but that's all legal assault and battery they consented to and there are rules they have to follow and refs to enforce them)

As for the children, they shouldn't be at a football game if they don't like swearing. As for Fuck You, we teach kids that "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never harm me" then at the same time we tell them that using Fuck You and other swear words is bad. Doesn't make any sense

>>150151091
tau

>>150151088
Yeah... what about those... sports ;)

>>150151072
Mongrels...I kneel...

>>150149006
I don't follow college football so I have to listen to anons who follow it.

The kiwi lied to me and said Shedeur was bad.

I will never trust him again.

>>150149941
>>150150021
>>150150030
“Who’s a bigger bust, Jamarcus Russell? Or Geno Smith?”
That’s what the Seahawks fan with the sign said. It’s also the same fan that talks shit every game. Context was intentionally cut off

>>150151171
It's so gay that players aren't allowed to shit talk fans who are actively talking shit

>>150149301
ive seen ufc guys get hit harder without a helmet and they get up--these helmets do more harm than good

>>150151171
>>150151184
Forgot the link

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/08/08/geno-smith-raiders-seahawks-sign/85577220007/

>>150151198
Just because you hit a guy in the head with a hammer and he's okay doesn't mean you can hit everyone in the head with a hammer and they'll be okay

Raiders are so based

>>150151198
>ufc guys

Terry deal gets done between the 2nd and last preseason game. the depth behind noah/ertz look terrible

How do you respond without sounding mad

>>150151448
i want him to be the starter week 1

it will be hilarious

>>150151448
The Oakley Browns

>>150150985
no refunds

>>150151448
What's there to be mad about? That's the exact kind of attitude everyone should have. Make the best of the opportunities you're presented. I didn't watch the game, heard he did good, I'll probably watch it tomorrow. I never thought he'd be a bust because if his abilities but I did because he came off as a shithead(and thay he was draffted by the browns, not his fault). If he's not good for him, if he keeps that mentality against adversity and in games that matter he'll probably be alright. Still think he might be a shithead and just saying that because it sounds good in front of the cameras. Is there was ever a team to destroy that kind of confidence it's the Browns.

>>150150985
RETURN GAMBLING BACK TO THE INDIANS AND VEGAS
FUCK
SPORTS
BETTING

IT'S FAKE AND GAY

>>150150985
Getting a serious injury in a preseason game is the most Lions thing

>>150150985
He's going to be ok
Beautiful moment of unity between the Lions and Falcons the NFL scripted, even the touching words of the color commentator on unity of man, and Dan Campbell wiping the tear after
Well done NFL script writers

HOWEVER, you failed to remember one thing. Don't leave a black guy from California unguarded in a Georgia hospital, where a group of country bumpkin Medical Assistants are currently going Deliverance-style on Morice Norris' butthole
squeal like a pig!

why does Gabriel look like he's had the same plastic surgery as 40 year old white women

also neither Watson or Gabriel looked happy for Sanders kekk

The Patriots dynasty was built on greatness and preparation. The chiefs dynasty was built on flukes and flags. It's that simple.

>>150151868
>"Among QBs with 750+ pass attempts on any down since 1978, the best passer rating on any down is Mahomes on 3rd down (110.3)"
right, flukes

>>150151448
>struggling to climb the ladder on the worst unit in the league
seek a bath Pine Time

>>150151088
i'm gay and i love sports partially because they're extremely male dominated spaces filled with dudes who have hot bodies

>>150151876
Mahomo has a point differential of - 22 in the Superbowl m8. It's over

>>150151895
Now post a relevant meaningful stat.

>>150150985
wish he died desu

>>150150985
Now can we discuss the actually hit that proves we're now in the reality that the Lions are now certified refbabbies

Do not, and I mean do not ever let a Lions fan bitch to you about Refs after pic related.

>hold a sign that compares you to Jawalrus
>get flipped off
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT! PLAYERS CANT TRASH TALK FANS!

>>150150985
>Wahhh someone got injured on the field so now we get to just end the day early like its school and 9/11 just happened
??? These are millionaires not fucking school children
good fucking lord

That's one of the two star Ohio State RBs that have been lighting up college football. Browns drafted the other
Only two RB selected higher were Jeanty and whoever the Chargers picked (Omarion Hampton of North Carolina)

Better have a big mash pit. Could consider trying to set the Guinness World Record mash pit
>Slipknot holds the Guinness World Record for the largest mosh pit, achieved at their 2009 performance at the UK's premier rock festival, the Download Festival. A massive circle pit was created by the crowd during their set, which was recognized as a record.

>>150150628
Woah

>>150151890
Of the big four
Football I love most because I'm an ass man and I love them in bright colored tights and they all bend over ass up for you each play
Baseball I love next best as their asses look so hot in baseball pants, and you get the pitcher bending his ass up all cute for you on screen each pitch
Basketball was hot when they wore short shorts but now they are way too baggy (this applies to soccer too)
Hockey I just fantasy about them naked in just their hockey jersey with their cock rock hard with the jersey draped around it, big sexy balls out all nice

>>150151916
Yeah, utter bullshit. But its not just the wions. The refs literally just call penalties on hits that “look bad” now, even if they are completely legal

National pussy league

>>150151957
We could do something about this by taxing entertainers that make a million/yr plus at a 50%+ tax rate

>>150152103
Tax all the rich 90%+.

The dynasty begins in 11 hours.
With the football as his scalpel, the surgeon of the league will begin cutting through it like butter

Is there an issue with the Lions' training staff or are they just unlucky? Getting players heemed in preseason does not bode well for the actual season.

>Devin Lloyd
You've never even heard of this guy but I promise that him being rated so highly in Madden and by PFF is one gigantic experimental gaslighting attempt by the league just to see if ((they)) could "convince" you that certain players are playing well.
So ((they)) pick some random starter on a small market team like the Jaguars and ((they)) push this narrative that he's playing up to his draft stock when in reality he has been fighting for his job against a 3rd rounder from the same draft class since he was drafted (and still is)

>>150152182
At this point it's a staff issue. Why they weren't all fired last year is anyone's guess.

>>150152192
Yea that ranking is definitely not justified. Foye Oluokun is far better if they wanted to pump up a Jags player they should've chosen him. Tackling machine. I don't know why the Falcons ever let him walk

>>150149299
i see a highly capable white man who knows how to keep his mind clear and his emotions in check. it could be much worse anon, have you even seen ER doctors these days?

>>150148945 (OP)
Are they just going to suspend every game there's a serious injury? Pussy ass league, bitch made players.

>>150150985
Gamblers are hilarious and obnoxious at the same time.

>>150150985
>that many replies to an obvious troll
twittertards are so stupid

>>150152637
The players are the ones who forced it to be suspended by intentionally running out the clock. It's not something the league did before the players snapped the ball and just stood around

>>150152811
then goodell needs to crack down on their asses and hand out fines/suspensions, or otherwise make it clear that wont be tolerated

the nfl cant turn into the nba

Next Brady plays football today

I am so ready to goon it to Josh Simmons preseason game tape tomorrow in 13 hours and 40 minutes

Football is back baby

>>150149415
>if official, it is now the new longest singular play in nfl history
it's not official because it's preseason

>>150149415
Le wacky asterisk
Nah I don't fuck with that

I’m so horny

>>150152992
For football?

Threadly reminder that every single one of us here has more total yards playing professional football for the NFL than Ashton Jeanty.

I thought Sanders played pretty well.

>>150149090
Never heard of the bodybag game?

>>150148971
They'll be showing lots of these actors to attempt deradicalization of young men

>WE
play today

>>150151448
>Everybody talking about a 5th round rookie.
>Nobody talking about the 1st pick in the draft.

Modern media...

If a woman at planet fitness looks at you several times but doesn’t move to be out of your site and doesn’t make a face or show any signs of anger or disgust, does she have interest?

>>150148966
I actually don’t understand how you can be a Browns fan. Like, if I lived in Cleveland I’d just watch the Bengals

>>150153909
>planet fitness
lmao poor fag

>>150153923
east coasters are fucking tards

>>150153909
Yes, but she's at planet fitness, so beware

>>150148945 (OP)
I heard that someone on the Lions died last night and then saw this OP. What happened?

14 hours later and the only update is “hes breathing”

grim.
might be the first full paralyzation in nfl in over 22 years.

>People have racialized the Shedur Sanders draft pick to the point that every "important" black athlete and commentator has to give their 2 cents, call him a king, and suck his dick
>No one has even said a single word about Cam Ward, who literally was the first overall pick and is going to start this year and is a black QB
>Probably won't even pay attention during the season either
This is why I hate Deion and Shedur Sanders.

>>150149090
>Oh shucks that guy got hurt guess we'll have to cancel the game and run an hour of straight commercials instead

How did /spol/ handle Shadeur last night?

>>150150142
>Cancelled the game
>Over a self induced concussion
Thank you NFL very cool

Remember Temujin is a woman!

>>150150165
They're gonna' bury this, if it's not already trumped up by some other story. NFL does not want this talking point like Hamlin, Tua, etc.

>>150154465
Better than Tua handled the Bills last year

>>150154535
Did he trip or something. I don’t understand why he fell forward like that.

>>150153346
I love her so much. She's so cute and retarded. I just let her think it's her year because I don't ha e the heart to tell her it isn't.

>>150154402
Its purely because Deion Sanders has so many media connections. And people have racialized it because both him and shedeur act like complete niggers and have nepo babied him into the league. If anything cam ward should be grateful because it will take the pressure off him while shitter fails spectacularly

>>150152881
Should have drafted Shadeur Sanders.

>>150151916
Lionsbros... it's been a long time coming. I used to dream of times like this.

>>150154497
No, the faggot players decided to basically do an on field protest and ny was forced to cancel the game because of it

>>150149096
Dont ever disrespect the Lions again

>>150152023
>Slipknot
No fucking WAY the nlf puts that on tv. They'll stick to Top 20 hit bands and the best the NFL will give you close to that would be a Metallica or a Rock-alt (Foo Fighters, Nickelback, etc)

>>150151448
Unfortunately because he is a 5th round pick it means his contract is short as hell and he can hold Cleaveland over a barrel if he is him.

>>150154554
Because he's Tua and he still doesn't know how to baseball slide like Russell Wilson used to do

>>150150985
Bitch your gambling on preseason football. Get your life together!

>>150153956
i miss being able to make these

>>150154603
What? Its a standard 4 year rookie contract

>>150149090
The rule changes and general lack of contact is actually having adverse affects on players. Players are tackling and landing more awkwardly as they are being forced change the natural way of things. I also think theres something to being properly calloused both coming into the league and in the league itself. There used to be a time where training camp and preseason were the physically toughest part of the season. So not only are players getting tackled in weird ways but theyre also just physically softer.

>>150154634
>no 5th year option
Kek

>>150154619
peak russ is 3 times the athlete tua is, not very fair to tua

lol Shedeur is about to Lamar Flacco isn’t he

>>150152881
Cam Ward already played on Thursday I think

>>150148945 (OP)
>Backup QB has above-average game against other backups in the first preseason game
>ESPN won't shut the fuck up about how SHEDUER SANDERS COOKED LAST NIGHT AND PROVED THE HATERS WRONG

Why are they like this? How do we destroy their monopoly on sports media so everything can stop being fucking click and hype bait?

>>150151868
Why does his head look deflated?

>>150154731
Who raped you?

>>150149090
>>150154656
Football players are retards who don't know how to form tackle anymore

>>150154402
>every "important" black athlete and commentator has to give their 2 cents, call him a king, and suck his dick

Is the White House an important black athlete?
>White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt believes Sanders might have slipped even further in the draft if not for a social media post by President Donald Trump.
>On Friday, Trump posted on Truth Social that Shedeur Sanders was set for “greatness” and should be “picked immediately by a team that wants to win.”
>Leavitt was asked on Monday if President Trump feels like he deserves credit for Shedeur Sanders being drafted.
>“All I will say is the president put out a statement and a few rounds later he was drafted, so I think the facts speak for themselves on that one,” she responded.
>President Trump, ESPN’s Mel Kiper Jr. and plenty of others believe NFL teams made a mistake passing on Shedeur Sanders. Time will tell if they are right.

>>150154402
And yet you've made an entire greenpost about Sanders instead of Ward.

The reason why everyone is talking about sanders despite being a 5th round pick is because its clear to even the biggest retards that the league colluded to humble him. They added a level of adversity to an already popular prospect that just makes his story more interesting. If he just dropped to the 2nd or 3rd it would be way different but now it just looks like a dude that shouldve been drafted in the first is now being treated like a lottery pick buried on a shitter team. Meanwhile Ward is a literal who playing for a literal who franchise. What more is there to say about him beyond his draft status.

>>150154559
At some point she'll be right

>>150154757
Its not just about the tackler but also the player being tackled. We see tackles like that all the time get called roughing because the offensive player lowered his head and made it helmet to helmet.

>throw touchdowns against the 2024 #32 ranked Panthers defense
>Crowned king of the black people

Black people are setting themselves up for disappointment again

>>150154833
This is what pisses me off about targeting in college. Like 80% of them happen because the ball carrier is a pussy who doesn't know how to take contact and curls himself into an assball and turns what would've been a low form tackle into a helmet to helmet.

>>150154844
>babbys first hype train
If he had a bad game hed be a proven bust. Welcome to football.

>>150154402
>People have racialized the Shedur Sanders draft pick
Deion Sanders was the greatest CB that ever lived, he was exciting and a lot of fun to watch. All the older white people that grew up watching Deion Sanders love Deion. During that era, the only thing the seething racists seethed about where black QBs, but as long as they didn't play QB it wasn't a massive problem, so you never saw the seething racists flipping their shit over Deion as a player
But then Deion became a college head coach and had wild success at back to back programs and the seething racists flipped their shit. The entire last season was one big seethe fest from the seething racists over Deion as a head coach, Coach Primate and all that

As for Deion's kid, if he wasn't Deion's kid there wouldn't be all this attention on him. The Manning kid is starting his first year at Texas this year and will be in the NFL soon too. He's going to get attention like you have never seen before

>>150154997
>wild success
>12-13

Excited to see Lance play tomorrow. I don't know who I should look out for today though. Going to watch a bunch of games. I really like the pre-season. Also, wish they rolled back some of the changes to practice. They need more padded practices and more contact to prep for the actual season so players stop getting hurt when real games start. I don't think the practices need to be super crazy, but there should be more hitting in pads earlier. They want to add more games half the roster will not make it through the season, especially with more overseas travel.

>>150154997
>>150155024
JJ McCarthy is playing today

>>150154997
>is starting his first year at Texas this year
As in, taking over as the starting QB for Texas, who is #1 in the first poll that dropped (Coaches Poll), the defending champs Ohio State are #2
This will be his 3rd year at Texas, meaning he will be eligible to enter the draft starting at the end of this season

>>150154997
It would be easier for Shadman if he was an entertaining knucklehead like Shilo, he's a bit withdrawn and awkward, which makes him come off badly

>>150155030
The return the White QB is upon us

>>150155030
Thats true, I will watch. I forgot about him. He should do pretty well. I would say underhyped, but I think he has gotten about the right amount of attention.

>>150155044
I lived bitch.

>>150155037
>This will be his 3rd year at Texas, meaning he will be eligible to enter the draft starting at the end of this season
for whatever it's worth, his granddad Archie has already stated that Arch was going to skip the 2026 draft and return to Texas next year, and considering he and the family kept insisting that Arch was going to stay at Texas behind Ewers and he did, I don't think he's saying that just because

>>150155030
JJ McCarthy will probably get injured first hit like Tony Richardson

>>150155169
He is a tough kid, played lacrosse. He will be fine.

>>150155182
Hockey actually, he was an enforcer too.

>>150149040
coward

>>150149285
big if true!

>>150155081
Sorry, but he's black

>>150148971
Because she knows how much she can push him because he wants sex so badly. Probably after the game. Women are fucking insane and evil tbqh senpai.

Only idiots get in a relationship

>>150155291
many such cases

I don't know if I should drink this season or not.

>>150155122
Life comes at you fast, this is a fast changing world, so I would wait see how this season goes down. He lights up college football like the other 3 Mannings did, looks way better and further along than those 3 Mannings thought he would this year, it's going to be very difficult to believe he's not going to be in next year's draft

Also, do we only have the opinion of one of those 3 Mannings on this? What do Eli and Peyton think?

Finally, none of those 3 Mannings are Arch's Dad or Arch himself, and those are the two most important people when in it come to making the decision

>>150155356
I'm on a crash diet so no alcohol for me except the occasional cheat day, being season opener for my team, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and any playoff games with my team

>>150155409
I'm just not sure if I want to cross class into alcoholic this late in my life.

>>150155122
Ok grandpa

>>150155377
A lot of this is going to come down to which QB-needy teams are going to have the top picks. We've already seen on of the 2nd Gen Mannings refuse to play for one of the franchise that drafted him, so if one of the franchises they like most turns out to have the top pick of QB-needy teams, and they want Arch, you think they are going to be like "No, lets wait a year and hope he gets on the Jets"

>>150155356
just save it for any day our fins are playing, bro

>>150155457
kek like I said >>150155423
I don't know if I can handle another year of the tuavinci code

>spectacular confidence and self control
>good accuracy
>mediocre arm strength
>poor pocket awareness
>worst footwork I have ever seen
Browns have finally found their QB that they can't let go of because he does just enough to force wildcard births every couple of years. Gabriel will probably be better and he won't even get a chance because the Haslams focus too much on being excited.

>>150155377
>>150155452
Arch is gonna be a bust anyway. Sark can't develop shit and Texas's offensive line is both going to be almost completely new AND lost a prospective major piece for the year.
Texas is gonna go 8-4 and Arch is going in the 7th round just like previous "best QB recruit of all time" Quinn Ewers.

>>150155549
I don't think he lasts a year in the NFL before he or his father tards out.

>>150155566
Probably not. He'll have a few decent games and pressure Shadman into demanding a trade. He'll sit out a year, get cut, then wind up on a minimum contract with the Jets or Titans before spending the rest of his career as a backup on mid-tier playoff team.

>>150155580
That legitimately is a best case scenario you just described. He's going to tardrage out at a club or something, get in a fight, fight a coach/other player, something within the next few months. The guy is not long for the NFL.

>>150155566
>>150155580
>>150155590
This nigga really does live rent free in your heads

>>150155605
kek you're not really familiar with his father I guess.

>>150155605
He literally just had his first NFL game last night, are you retarded? What else is there to talk about? A guy snapping his neck on the field? I know you morons don't want to talk about Mike Green's pass rushing. I might as well keep it in division and Shadman is the most interesting thing that's happened in the preseason so far anyway.

you're not really familiar with his bussy

>>150155629
ikr I can only shitpost about my dolphins hatred/love so much, once in awhile I have to actually talk about football. Anon just really loves colorado football I guess.
>>150155641
based, now the football season can begin

>>150155629
There's talking about him, then there's coming up with imaginary scenarios where he crashes out of the league. The latter indicates severe Shedeur Derangement Syndrome.

>>150155656
Please seek professional help.

>>150155656
>t. is under 18 and has never heard of deion sanders

>>150155656
That's a double sided coin because it's still preseason. Wait until he actually plays a meaningful game in week 1 before saying that

>>150155663
Take your own advice.

>>150155668
>completely ignores what I said

thats a 1:1 brady

well done kraft

>>150155684
Is he actually going to play in a meaningful game?

>>150155700
It's the Browns so he's going to start because >Browns

>>150155698
accurate

>>150155708
kek fair enough. I just think his biggest issues won't be on field. He'll probably turn out to be a middling qb.

Coach

>>150155746
Human

What is he thinking right now?

yjk Bo Nix has patty cuckatini scared

>>150155452
not many QB needy teams out there, but one of the most respected franchises out there is one of them, so that's the landing spot that immediately popped into my head

Newsweek
Aug 09, 2025 at 8:00 AM EDT
Updated Aug 09, 2025 at 10:08 AM EDT
Will Howard is currently on the roster after being selected in the 6th round of the 2025 NFL Draft. He could be in line to be a future starter, but Manning has become one of the top buzz conversations in sports. He is set to be the full-time starter for the Longhorns in 2025 for the first time.
Being the nephew of NFL legends Peyton Manning and Eli Manning has brought a lot of attention to him. Many believe that he is a future No. 1 overall pick.

That is exactly what Tyler Sullivan of CBS Sports has suggested.
"With an aging roster (particularly on defense), that would likely result in a poor record, thus creating the avenue for the Steelers to land Manning. In this scenario, they can truly begin building around a young quarterback instead of the one-year veteran experiments they've conducted over the last few years."

Obviously, it's a bit early to discuss Manning as if he's already a franchise-caliber quarterback. He still has a lot to prove at the college level.
That being said, if Manning lives up to the hype and reaches the ceiling that has been suggested for him, he has superstar potential. Pittsburgh would be a team that would likely have interest, as would any other team that needs a quarterback.
Expect to continue hearing connections between NFL teams and Manning. For now, the Steelers are worth keeping an eye on.

>>150155833
these aren't actual words

>>150155841
Dolphins are going to need a QB in like...a month when Tua tards out again. Browns probably will need a QB in a few months. Jets need a whole ass team.

>>150155850
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD

>>150155885
nixxa please

>>150155939
kek

can't wait to see my rookie QB this preseason
oh wait, he got hurt, back to another yearly dose of rudolph

>>150155912
lol rams are so fucked, all it takes is one hard knockdown and padford is on IR, spinal discs at his age take eons to heal and no amount of injections will help.

What is he thinkin-
kek nevermind.

What’s the difference between a series and a drive?

>>150155992
a series is a set of downs, a drive is a set of mind.

>>150155912
The Rams need to be higher than that.

>>150155009
For Colorado thats insane

>>150155950
At least you have these kind words from Rodgers to savor this preseason:

>“It sucks; sucks for him for sure because he’s had such a nice camp as a young player. Watching him at minicamp and seeing his command of offense, but this year is a growth year for him, a year to watch and learn,” said Rodgers

Jackson Stone, Yahoo Sports:
Howard had indeed been raising some eyebrows thus far at Steelers training camp, and unfortunately, any chances he was going to have to show off his skills during the team’s preseason run may have now gone out the window. Meanwhile, the preseason will get underway on Saturday on the road against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
>that's tonight in Jacksonville

>>150153923
Back to /b/ tranny

He's gonna get caught on Mic'd Up saying it this year isn't he?

>>150151091
>chatgpt
Shut the fuck up, gear chucker.

>>150153923
on another computer I have collages of thousands of Browns fans taking to social media claiming they were doing just that after they signed Deshaun Watson in the wake of like 30 accusations of sexual molestation / pervertedness and sexual degeneracy at spas with massage therapists

Patriots are looking good

>>150148966
based and gave me a reason to create a Browns folder to save that in

Imagine buying the doodoo sanders hype after one pre season game kek

>>150154731
>he's still doubting SheDOT

>>150148971
Looks like she has a guy she that feels is too emotionally needy and clingy and he hasn't been taking the hints due to autism and/or inexperience with beautiful woman. She is thinking about how shitty her options are:

1) try to talk him about it which will make his insecure ass flip out, get defensive, angry and be all this drama

2) kick him to the curb, ghost him, and go after an older mature man

Falconscord ain't gonna like this one!

>>150156205
Sure you do ranjesh

>>150156282
>pokes you’re eyes out
>what are you going to do about it f*ggot
Aura.
That’s my QB.

>>150156282
>bitching about the eye poke like csu didnt kidney shot Travis Hunter
No one cares kiwi cry more

>>150156376
That wasn't even the worst sack he took that game. He lost about 30 yards on one of them

JJ McCarthy is way too charming of a person. People should wary of him.

Why is Russell Wilson starting over Jaxson Dart? I don't want to wait until the 3rd quarter to see him.

>>150148983
Mel is always right

>>150156030
That Falcons pick is gonna be in the teens. All of the good QBs will be gone by then.

hope you enjoyed your week 1 owl loinfags

>>150155698
kek

>>150149372
Just get a motorcycle dude.

Predict Trav's stats tonight

>>150154535
remember when tua had to actually learn how to fall like a normal human being
remember when 99% of the human population learned how to do that as a child

Manlets stay winnin

>>150155024
Ok but wouldn't more padded practices just lead to more injuries?

>>150156525
63 yards 1 int

Steelers are winning 12 and the afcn
Lamar will be demoralized because he didn’t win the mvp despite having the best year of his career and totally deserving it
Bengals still have no defense
Browns.

>>150156613
Steelers win it
Browns card
Baltipoor and bungholes flop

are you watching giants bills?
also reminder the McSharty is starting at 4

>>150155356
>>150155409
>>150155423
Heh. I'm such a raging alcoholic but I never drink when I watch my team play because I want to be locked in the game.

>>150156668
>he doesn't comfy in case his team needs him to sub in
how does it feel rooting for vegas?

>>150156656
are the NY Football Giants or the Buffalo Football Bills playing their starters?

ravens again
steelers wild card one and done
browns surprise with flaco
Bengals fall apart someone gets injured in a pre season game and everyone complains why are they playing starters in pre season games

Didn't know there was a game happening right now

>>150156323
He got less targets that WR3 Ray-Ray McCloud last year
The head offensive minds in Atlanta last year were:

OC and former NFL QB - age 38 Zac Robinson (that was his first year as an OC and his first year in ATL, he's back as their OC again this year)

QB coach and former NFL QB - age 38 T. J. Yates (entering his 7th year as an NFL coach, but last year was his first as the QB coach in ATL, he got promoted, he now ATL's new Passing game coordinator)

PGC - age 33 chad Chandler Whitmer (that was his only year in ATL, he is now co-OC of Indiana, a preseason Top 25 team)

Whitmer was replaced with ATL's new QB coach, D. J. Williams
>(son of Doug Williams, currently in the Front Office in WAS),
his first time as a QB coach (last year in ATL was his first time as an asst QB coach)

>>150156698
Mr. Unlimited is in right now

>>150156656
yes only game on nfl network
can't believe the dolphins aren't on local TV tonight unless some South Florida anon tells me different

I watched the browns-panthers game and I don’t see the hype.
Shadeur had an ok performance against the backups of a historically anemic defense. Let’s see him against a real defense like the Steelers.

preseason is so comfy bros

wait who's the giants qb1

>>150156767
it's going to be a Battle for the Ages that will make all the great corporate battles on Wall Street look like small potatoes

Post NFL players with silly names that ARE NOT black
>Easton Stick

>>150156726
Panthers played their starters my guy. Those tuddies were dots and he took care of the ball. Still needs to fix the happy feet, it wasn't an mvp performance, but 5th round was clearly undeserved. Just apologize now while you still have the chance

>>150156793
Ladd McConkey

>>150151876
In the easiest era to play QB in, which we conveniently always leave out

>>150156726
The hype is around the fact that he didn't shit the bed. Everyone's expectations were rock bottom, both for him and the Browns. He was stable and in control. That's a lot more than what people expected. His footwork and pocket awareness is unbelievably bad and his arm is pretty limited. He does look like a serviceable quarterback though, and it was unclear if the browns were even going to be able to run a half-functioning offense this season.

Ugh get that corny ass Russell off of my screen. He’s a known commodity, he’s just boring and old now. put Jameis or Dart in.

What are the odds my Tardies beat the Queefs tomorrow?

>>150156793
Tua Tagovailoa.

>>150156795
The starters of the worst d in the league. Id bet you money this guy is a total bust but I can tell by the way you write that you don't have any

>>150156726
We need him to beat up on shitters so he has a meltdown the first time he faces adversity. I hope he's the starter. Their 1st game is against the Bengals who's defense is shit, he might do good. Their next game is the Ravens who's defense is anything but shit. He'll get raped. Perfect set up for a meltdown on the field.

>>150153909
If she looks in your general direction like shes looking around bored it doesn't mean anything. If she is specifically looking at you then you got a shot.

>>150153923
The nu-browns are truly pathetic. And they disrespect the legacy of the team by claiming history that wasnt earned. All the real Browns fans are either Ravens or Bengos fans.

>>150156804
>muh eras
Bradshaw and Fraudy were both dpi merchants you have to be 18 to post here

>>150153909
Yeh. You should hit on her
>hey babe Im sweet youre hot... wanna carammelize?
Got me laid multiple times

>>150156726
Shadeur unironically is a good passer, hes just retarded. Those floaters he put up backpedalling in college aren't going to fly against actual defenses though.

idk why its so hard for this dude to step up into the pocket.

Why do people speak of Deshaun Watson as if he’s Voldemort? How does uttering his name give him power? Nobody respects him or fears him. He isn’t even a rapist, he demanded a bunch of masseuses rub peanut oil on his anus. He’s degenerate and weird, but not a rapist.
More importantly, he’s a dogshit qb.

>>150156525
3 ints no pussy

did Shadeur really light up the panthers second string defense? wow

>>150148971
Like what? She's literally just sitting there...

>>150156668
I don't think I've wanted to be "locked in" for a phins game in a long time.

was there any Dart believers in the draft?

>>150153909
Look at her when she first comes around, if she looks at you then try to maintain eye contact. After a few seconds smile at her then look away. Wait a few minutes and do it again. If she participates or blushes both times approach her. Just say something simple like "Hey, I'm Anon. Do you want to get (something you like to have after working out like food or a smoothie) after you're done today?" or "Hey, I'm anon. Here's my phone number, text me if you want to meet up."
Women like it when you make the first move but give them control. It makes them more comfortable.

>>150156830
>5th round bust
How emberassing

Dont do that >>150156930. Use my line

>>150156826
gazillion to one

>>150151159
Your first mistake was listening to a perpetually drunk person from a country where real football doesn't even exist. It's completely random which college QBs he co-signs and which ones he trashes.

420

>>150151952
What a low effort/low IQ sign. Russell, an actual all-time bust, vs Smith, who turned his career around and is a mid starter.

>>150148945 (OP)
Taking a big jaxon dart

>>150156927
I didn't see anyone here pre draft really hyping him up. I was big on Milroe and Leonard. Some people liked Shough and Will Howard

>>150157005
I don't like Howard and Dart because they look like douche bag bullies. Does this fall under eye test?

>>150156927
Dart literally reminded me of Daniel Jones and I almost shit myself when the Giants reached to get him in the 1st.

we talkin bout practice

>>150157085
Its a scrimmage

Mike Florio, PFT:

Shedeur Sanders has become a polarizing figure, for a variety of reasons. Right or wrong, logical or illogical, fair or unfair, Shedeur has fans and detractors.

The detractors are quick to call what he did meaningless. And, of course, if Shedeur had struggled, the haters would say he stinks.

He has a long way to go to earn the chance to do what he did last night in a game that counts. And, obviously, it will be different when he’s facing an opponent’s top D after it has had time to devise a specific and detailed plan for him

Last night, he got a chance. And he made the most of it. To the dismay of his detractors.

>>150157021
Somewhat. I don't get douche bag vibes watching Howard's body language and hearing him speak. Jaxson Dart I absolutely agree. He's apparently close friends with Zach Wilson too they grew up near each other. Birds of a feather flock together

>What's behind Patrick Mahomes' foray into the coffee business?
Why is ESPN pushing ads for this retard?

>>150156998
>not buying a 4chan pass and supporting the last place on the internet for free speech
how dare you anons

>>150157134
Nice Ad. Tell me about the steakhouse he and Kelce have, Mr Sales Rep

lol so no one is going to acknowledge the existence of a gamethread for this?

DART FROM DART

>>150157134
>sits down to put time and effort into a post
>bitched about someone doing something he doesn't like
>does the exact same thing
>profit?

Thoughts on Jaxson Dart?

>>150157109
nah your mother is

lmao bro is like 15 years late to the coffee dropshipping hustle

>>150156830
>starters of the worst D in the league
>vs. an alleged 5th round bust
Be here when he beats Joey week 1

>>150157131
Sanders looked good but showed the same problems he showed at Colorado. Running backwards out of the pocket and holding the ball too long. He also had some bad body language after a 3rd down coming off the field jawing at one of his teammates. That throw to Floriea for 30 yards was impressive ngl i can give him credit for plays like that

>>150157197
Thoughts on picrel?

Free
bird
yeah

>>150157156
I didn't even realize a game was on lmao

>>150157221
This would be fucking hilarious and the Bungles' funniest Week 1 loss yet. I hope this happens.

>>150157243
Looking like Josh Allen today.

Trubisky Freaks, we feasting!

>>150157134
It's more like why is ESPN embarrassing Mahomes. If your favorite QB was going into the coffee business, you'd be embarrassed if that got out. How is an NFL QB going into the coffee business not a retarded idea no matter how you look at it?

After the game, Shedeur told the press:

>“Overall, I felt like me out there, but I couldn’t do it, of course, without the time (OL), I couldn’t do it without the playcalling, I couldn’t do it without anything. So I’m just thankful to even be able to have the joy of just being on the field overall, then carrying the responsibility of doing the right thing, so that’s two badges under my belt already. . . .
>“I wasn’t nervous, so I didn’t really have too much adrenaline. ... there’s plenty of games before, like, I was nervous, but I feel like I knew the answers to the test. So, when you feel unprepared, then, when you don’t feel like you’re ready for the moment. I know I’m ready for the moment. Did I play up to par? No, I don’t feel like I did. But overall, the main goal was to win. And that’s what we did.”

Sanders also was asked if his limited reps as the 4th-string QB wasn’t setting him up to succeed.

>“I think overall in life, I don’t want anybody to make excuses. I feel like making excuses for whatever situation is, like you ask God for something and it’s there, then you gonna complain about it? So it’s like it’s two ways you can look at it. You can look at it and be thankful, and take full advantage of the opportunity, or you can look at it like, ‘Dang, this is what I’m asking for and I’m not prepared.’ . . . I’ll say I’ve been able to sleep good at night. . . . I just prepared it as normal. But it was definitely that switch that kicked in. . . . Ball is ball. . . . Ball [has] never been a problem for me. It’s, you know, whatever optics or whatever everybody makes up after outside the game. But in the game, you know who I am.”

GO MITCHIE!
GO MITCHIE!

black runningback extra point kicker

If Shadeur played bad you racist would be all smiles and spamming "coach primate".

Now your cope is "it's preseason, the panthers suck etc..."

>>150157318
He’s not gonna survive the eagles D next preseason game.

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>>150157243

coach crime

>>150157281
>going into the coffee business,
Why do all chuds go into the coffee business

>>150157357
there it is

Daboll's last season?

Dart looks like shit, I can't believe Sanders went after him.

I'm only posting out of respect to the Bills

The peak hours at malls in America is Saturday 1pm to 3pm, which are currently in the middle of in East Coast time (which everyone else is 1, 2, 3 hours behind)

I wonder what bro is doing rn. Do you think he's watching the game?

>>150157384
Who knows, I was sure last year was it for him and the gm

>>150157255
digits confirm

What will the excuse be when he drops a back shoulder draggie over coop dijon next week

>>150157417
mascot gets more action then i've gotten in years...anyways go bills

Jaxson Dart is coming through for us whites

>da norf will be won by a gay negro
problem?

hory shit what a catch

Is jakkkson, dare I say, a pocket passer?

>>150157627
what's her fucking problem?

>>150148971
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money

>>150157662
Lamar unironically has the most developed and complete passing skills of his generation of QBs.

>>150157681
girls with the body like boys with ferraris

>>150148971
she's trying to watch the game and dude is bugging her

>>150157695
Reminder that my nigga Chris Simms had Lamar and Josh Allen as his two best QBs by far in the 2018 draft when other people were rating Josh Rosen and Sam Darnold over them.

>>150157373
skater douchebags remind me of the douchebags that hang out in coffeeshops

>>150157281
A better idea would be if Mahomes made a foray into the craft beer or sports bar biz

>>150148971
She is with a dysgenic beta male and she is just being polite and he is just acting like an autist.

>>150157664
She needs a nigga like me

>>150157715
His NFL QBs for this season were released recently

Needs More Info

Six quarterbacks were selected in the first round of the 2024 NFL Draft. This tier consists of two of those players who Simms needs more data on before making a full, complete evaluation.

Michael Penix Jr. (Falcons)
>Penix Jr. only started three games last season, showing some obvious talent and potential. With arm talent that “pops off the screen” and the ability to make “big power throws with ease,” the 25-year-old can lead the Falcons to the playoffs, but Simms needs to “see more.”

Drake Maye (New England Patriots)
>The Patriots only won four games last season, but Maye was not the reason why. While the former North Carolina Tar Heel has a lot to improve, including his throwing form and decision-making, the big-play ability is there, and he could have a good year under Josh McDaniels and Mike Vrabel.

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Ready to Launch

Much like “Needs More Info,” this tier features two rookie quarterbacks. These rookies have Simms much more excited than Penix Jr. and Maye, though.

Bo Nix (Broncos)
>Simms had countless good things to say about Nix, complimenting his powerful arm, quick release and special ability to push the ball down the field. Nix and Sean Payton have the potential to become a deadly duo for years to come.

Caleb Williams (Chicago Bears)
>Williams had a really tough rookie year, but a lot of his struggles could be attributed to “organizational failures.” When comparing his 40 best plays to other top quarterbacks, Simms believes Williams is right there, and he “will be shocked if he’s not one of the most improved, best stories in football this year under Ben Johnson.”

>>150157829
I trust his draft evals when it comes to QBs. He's usually spot on when it comes to wide receivers too.

>>150157829

Wow or Whoa?

This tier spotlights just one quarterback, and it is a divisive one.

Anthony Richardson (Indianapolis Colts)
>While Simms wants to rank Richardson higher, there are serious flaws that cause real concern. Entering a “huge” third NFL season, the 22-year-old will have to improve his mechanics and if he wants to become a reliable starter.

Young Mysteries

This tier is pretty self-explanatory, highlighting two young quarterbacks who could become stars or could be busts.

Bryce Young (Carolina Panthers)
>Young, who was selected first overall in the 2023 draft, looked really good last season after getting benched. Upon his return, “you saw a totally different guy” who had “comfort in the pocket.” With Tetairoa McMillan added to his arsenal, Young is poised to have a big year.

J.J. McCarthy (Minnesota Vikings)
>The Vikings are trusting McCarthy as their starting quarterback heading into training camp, passing on re-signing Sam Darnold and adding Aaron Rodgers. Simms is “excited” to see McCarthy play after missing his rookie season with a knee injury and thinks the first-round pick has NFL pedigree, is bigger than people realize, possesses a strong arm and runs better than expected.

SheDOT SanDIETY

>>150157853

Ready Rookie

This tier highlights the top pick in the 2025 NFL Draft.

Cam Ward (Tennessee Titans)
>Simms has “a lot of confidence” in Ward and does not “see many weaknesses” in his game. The 22-year-old will have a lot to absorb in his rookie season, including how to take what the defense offers and why throwing the ball away is sometimes the best play. But Simms thinks he will learn those lessons quickly.

The Truth Hurts

This tier is controversial, featuring one player who is coming off an incredible year leading an incredible team.

No. 10: Jalen Hurts (Philadelphia Eagles)
>The Super Bowl LIX MVP is “the ultimate leader” — a “tough” quarterback who “can handle the Philadelphia criticism.” Speaking of criticism, Simms thinks there are “still flaws in his football game that need to be addressed” and there is “no quarterback in football that has more advantages on the field at the position” than Hurts.

The brady statue is so unbelievably ugly lol

>>150157900

Aaron Rodgers (Steelers)
>After signing a one-year contract with the Steelers, Rodgers will attempt to go out with a bang in Pittsburgh. While Simms no longer thinks the 41-year-old is an elite quarterback, he “can still throw the ball with the best of them” and has “a top-10 arm in the NFL — maybe even higher than that.” There is still “hope” for Rodgers.

>>150157923
They should've modeled the statue after jiu jitsu bvll

>>150157923
Should've left his helmet on like the Manning statue the Colts have

>>150157936

Jordan Love (Packers)
>Some people think Love took a step back last season. Simms doesn’t argue that claim, but he feels the 26-year-old still has “big-time, game-changing talent.” That makes him a scary quarterback for defenses to match up against, and one that Simms admires.

Kyler Murray (Arizona Cardinals)
>Murray has shown an ability to “make highlight plays with his movement and his running.” And the 5-foot-10 quarterback has become a better decision-maker

Tua Tagovailoa (Miami Dolphins)
>[Like Murray with the 11-34 buttraping in his only playoff game), Tagovailoa has played in just one postseason game in his career, a 26–7 loss to the Chiefs in 2024. Simms likes a lot about Tagovailoa’s game, but he is very concerned about the quarterback’s ability to play “big-game football.”

Trevor Lawrence (Jacksonville Jaguars)
>Lawrence is one of the most difficult players to rank because there is “unbelievable talent” but “way too many missed throws.” New head coach Liam Coen has arrived in Jacksonville and will attempt to fix his franchise quarterback. However, at the end of the day, “it’s going to be on [Lawrence].”

Sam Darnold (Seattle Seahawks)
>There is a lot of good and a lot of bad with Darnold. He has an “incredibly quick release” and has “more power in his arm” than he gets credit for. The 27-year-old improved at throwing the deep ball last season, but “his internal clock” needs work and he could benefit from more experience as a starting quarterback.

Russell Wilson (Giants)
>While he throws a great deep ball, has experience in big games and does not make many mistakes, Wilson has Winston and rookie Jaxson Dart breathing down his neck. There is a good chance he gets benched during the season if the Giants struggle

If Aaron Rodgers is no longer an elite quarterback, then neither is Mahomes because Rodgers had a statistically superior regular season compared to him. Mahomes just isn’t that guy anymore. He’s a game manager now.

i do not believe in gayleb

>>150158009
>1 ring

>>150157995

Jameis Winston (New York Giants)
>With a “super talented arm,” Winston sometimes looks like “one of the best players in football.”

>>150158031
yet

>>150158038
that webm
hello based dept

>>150158061
it would be cool to be wrong

I believe in gayleb.
Reminder that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t elite until he ditched his beard broad.
Gayleb doesn’t have that bitch nagging in his ear anymore, now he can devote his very soul to football.
To be a truly elite quarterback, you need to learn to disregard women and devote yourself entirely to football. Just ask Brady. The greatest player of all time was an autist who cared about nothing else but winning football games.

>>150158075
That's the dude that makes the pornos getting fucked by that bear

>>150158088
voluntarily getting fucked by a bear is incredibly brave

If you miss your chance at a second ring because you choked to an italian, you're trash. Doesn't matter though, because Fraudgers would've gotten anal fissures from
>My chiefies

nu?

I look like this and do this.

Prime Mahomes missed his chance at a second ring because he choked to a geriatric Brady in the twilight of his career.

Why do these women scream in the mic as sideline reporters

literally every single team in football uses code words and rotating phrases
what is he talking about, that's not special at all

New

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