Thread 150149822

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Fucking waste of a review

Sean Reynolds downfall :( GG Bawston, see you tomorrow for King debut!

Just get yourself tossed already Schneider, this ones over

>bullpen fully rested
>still pitches dogshit

many such cases

just love when a reliever enters the game and immediately walks in a run
fuck off

>>150150065
>>150150081
This game should have been winnable based on how hard we were hitting Kershaw, how are we losing like this?

Fuck Bo for not getting the DP there

>>150150114
my doggie doos (sometimes) don't give up

>>150150146
Thanks you for posting the bestest of boys, this makes me feel better

My Padres coming back

gm

Sigh

>>150154996
GM!

>>150155002
what's wrong anon

stros

>>150155155
Aaron Boone merchants.

>>150154970
>>150154981
What did they mean by this? gm regardless

>>150155194
not an m's fan bud

>>150155194
not an m's fan pal

>>150155194
not an m’s fan bucko

>>150155227
>>150155233
>>150155281

tell them your order and they'll put it in for you

>>150155340
Why won’t they let me do it myself

i hate pacific time so much
mega tsunami when?

>>150155414
We just had one last week.

did the stankees actually trade for Bednar or not?

>>150155399
you want to take away jobs?

>>150155430
yeah, PAT bednar

Oh no she's like benintendi my mistake.

>He doesn't wear a creampie on his head
Yikes

>>150155430
He simply couldn’t pitch last night as he had thrown 42 pitches two days ago please understand

>>150155461
The rangers turf is made from coconut husks I guess.

>>150155433
They can have a job being my wife.

>>150155428
did you get wet?

>>150155474
ill be your wife for free!

>>150155482
no, I don't believe in tsunamis, they're a hoax like earthquakes and tornados and hurricanes

>>150155527
nvkes are real
and xi has one pointed right at dodger's stadium inshallah

Don't forget that next Saturday is Demon Slayer Night at Dodger Stadium against the Padres.

>>150155461
a fellow man of culture

>>150155545
we have to nuke dodger stadium before the chinese - a nuke dodger stadium before the chinese race, if you will

>>150155563
that would be a nice looking hat without the weird cartoon guy and the logo for his cartoon

>>150155563
I'll be there. how much can I resell these things to weebs for?

>>150155643
not as much as the wooden 3d anime avatar things but more than hello kitty

>>150155681
on the other hand, baseball in only 90 minutes!

>>150155721
i see, yes, wise, very wise

>>150150146
Fattening him up

>>150155756
delet this

THREE (3) of these ballclubs bought at the deadline, ONE (1) made a good decision and sold everything of value, saving themselves immense payroll and fattening up the farm

Say something nice about their front office :)

KBO Results

>>150155769
NPB Results

>>150155756
no.... not decoy...

and now we laugh

>>150155778
NPB Standings

>>150155681
Perfect time to watch college football.

>>150155789
MLB American

>>150155796
pac12 is gone and the regular season doesn't matter and the post season doesn't matter because t-ohio state will just win it anyway

call me when the pop-tart bowl is on

>>150155802
>GB: 6.5
oof!

>>150155802
MLB National

>>150155768
just a reminder: the guardians were shopping Stephen Kwan but the Yankees refused to pay

>>150155802
>american league
>has a canadian team
what did they mean by this?

>>150155828
What happened to the giants? They were neck and neck with the dodgers and padres for months and now they're more than a week behind.

>>150155959
at least you used the correct image to demonstrate that you're a child

>>150155959
We can watch both

Holy shit guys.

Hal might actually fire Aaron Boone AND Brian Cashman.

Jorge Posada summed it up nicely.

I’m shaking.

>>150155890
The Devers curse. Red Sox got rid of them and have been on fire while the Giants sank

>>150155993
I'm glad you posted this still image of a video, really helps convey your point

>>150155993
Yankees General Manager AJ Prellar has a nice sound to it.

>stankees and blow gays lost to the west coast powerhouses
And this is why the Red Sox are winning the 10th World Series this year

>>150156038
>Houston (literally on the Gulf of America)
>"west coast"
oh you poor flyover

>>150156007
>They gotta get a little angry...they need to have a chip on their shoulder. You can't be friends with everybody

>>150156045
well why did they play the doyers in 2017 for?

>>150155993
Hal doesn’t give a fuck man.

>>150156070
humiliation ritual

>>150156025
I love Preller's aggression. SD and LA should have been in the World Series; they played the best baseball.

>>150155959
The banana splits are on boomerang but my cable package don't have that.
>>150155999
Why did the giants pay so much for him? He seemed a little washed all year and not just because he had a tantrum about DHing.
>>150155993
nobody is getting fired it's not that kind of an organization

>american league
>dominated by a canadian team
what did they mean by this?

>>150156086
No, I think it’s definitely happening in the off-season after their wildcard exit. Hal, a people-pleaser, hears from everyone that Boone isn't the right guy. On Old-Timers' Day, the veterans unanimously claim they could do better. Hal values the opinions of these senior figures, especially collectively. The "Fuck You Boone" fan sentiment will catch his attention, and he'll respond.

>>150156136
they allow tacky tattoos and facial hair, it's a brand new yankees

city connects next year

>>150155681
Do know of you jocks watch soccer?

>>150156164
esl moment?

>>150156164
*jacques watch soccer

The voices in the room are louder than ever. It's time to fire Aaron Boone and Hal Steinbrenner needs to decide that the Yankees don't deserve a self-imposed budget.

>>150156220
George status?

>>150156234
I firmly believe that if George were alive, not even Judge would be safe. If he saw his team with Cinderella odds of winning the World Series, he would clean house.

Even Kay is ripping into this team.

https://youtu.be/qYMUac0Quec?si=5OdJsoUjOvrqRmzh

>>150156294
>that season is smacked, back... to the wall, there it gooooooooooooooooes see ya!

just got my tickets

>>150156389
They should celebrate by calling in the national guard to check everyone's immigration status.

are you guys excited for the gender barrier being shattered today? how many chuds are going to complain about her calls? how many fans are going to cat call her all game? how many managers are going to double team her in the locker room?

>>150156137
Canada is on the continent “North America.”

>>150156381
He’s usually an avid defender of Boone and the team. Something snapped.

The male broadcaster on the Malies game is way too hyper and in-your-face, and I think he's doing that because the female broadcaster is so boring
Why does Manfredball have female broadcasters?

Is it true that the absolute city of new york only has 2 wins in the month of August?
>>150156342

>>150156406
correct, canada is NORTH of america

>>150156139
Inshallah you are right.

>>150156389
very classy

>>150156410
Haunting...

>>150156415
>Yankees, Mets, Dodgers
>Leading the majors in payroll
>Yankees are 7.5 GB from first
>Mets are the 3.5 GB from first
>Padres are 3.0 GB and playing excellent baseball while the Dodgers have been playing objectively worse
Big market bros…

>>150156137
>>150156406
>>150156425

If Cleveland makes the playoffs, Vogt should win MoY. We are watching a mini-version of the 1920 White Sox.

>>150156591
Recker __________ Manoah!

>>150156558
>Red Sox 3 GB from first
don't worry Manfred, we got this

>>150156595
>>150156558
metsbuddies....

>>150156595
>facebook filename

It’s a great day to be a Mariners fan

>>150156595
Meanwhile, the Milwaukee Brewers are leading the NL with just $68M in active player salaries. Christian Yelich isn't even having a year close to his 2019 peak. It makes no sense.

>>150156667
but you're going to lose...

>>150156688
They are going to choke bigly

>>150156604
Cleveland is thriving. José Ramírez is AL MVP candidate. Ramírez consistently achieves 30 stolen bases and 30 home runs, he’s the Ronald Acuña Jr. and Shohei Ohtani of the AL. This is despite missing starter Luis Ortiz and “elite” closer Emmanuel Clase.

>>150156753
>fraud quandrant

>>150156765
>fraud checklist

>>150156771
>t. doesn't have a hitter good enough to be on the list

This is a historic moment for lady umpires, and I'm so glad I get to share it with you all

>>150156746
that's what I mean. They had every reason to fold up shop and go golfing with this stupid gambling scandal. Vogt has been very vocal about how pissed he is at Clase and Ortiz and he's rallying the team. They shouldn't even be in contention with only two real hitters and shaky starting pitching already, then losing their closer.

They are motivated and a lot of the players are just as pissed off about those two idiots.

>>150156796
I look forward to the divide of simps defending her shitty calls and the chuds attacking the borderline calls

>>150156796
>>150156807
the first minor league lady ump lasted less than one game. There have only been seven female umps in pro baseball at any level.

Devin Williams is only under contract through 2025 right? I just don't understand what happened to him though. He only throws 2 pitches and has been doing it for 6 years.

I've gone through Baseball Savant and I honestly can't find an explanation. He has been a little unlucky if you look at like his xERA and stuff, but his movement, velocity, and spin rate are basically all the same as 2024, even slightly better (except slight <1 mph diff in fastball velocity). It feels like batters are somehow picking up his changeup now because that pitch is the one he has given up every HR on.

The HR from last night was just bad, change up up in the zone which if batters are sitting on strikes they are just going to crush that.

>>150156807
I'm just glad the Atlanta feed wasn't giving her a half-hour special before the game starts. Marlies need some new talking heads on FDSFL, that shit was pure crap

>>150156847
is this the new pasta?

Is traffic that bad in Atlanta or what? Aren't the Braves just like 1 season removed from deep playoff games?

>>150156735
Oh hey, casey legumina, I didn't know you posted here.

>>150156765
three mariners on the list btw

>>150156415
Stankeedoo 'em!

>>150156900
the traffic in atlanta is worse than you've heard. i know everybody memes about the traffic in their city but atlanta and LA are the real deal

>>150156900
Atlanta ranks consistently in the top 10 for worst traffic listings

>>150156847
Yes, he will be a free agent this off-season. A video analysis shows that he’s now throwing his change-up — the airbender, for strikes instead of making hitters chase it outside the zone. This poor location is leading to him getting punished.

https://youtu.be/GUXPRjdlwFU?si=wCjsVTShw2qN6pA6

>>150156928
see >>150156771
checks out

Did I hear that right? She's going to be behind the plate tomorrow?
That'll be interesting

>>150156765
sneaky top __ SS

>>150157031
but who will be behind her clapping tonight?

I can't believe fans were throwing dildos at lady umpina.

>>150157042

could easily make a case for 5 right now

>>150156512
>you know I can still out-pitch you, right legume?

Angels.

>east coast chads post frogs
>west coast chicanos post tranime
what do flyovers post?

>>150157135
quality baseball discussion

>>150157152
reddit has better quality baseball discussion

big fanbases should have better records because they get more money, yea?

>>150157215
I’m retarded and I agree!

>>150157215
so ManU wins every year?

>>150157135
>not posting both frogs and aryanime

>>150157215
In theory. But the Angels are dog shit and they have a bigger fanbase than the Brewers who are a great team.
The Rockies are dog shit but they have a bigger fanbase than the Mariners and Rangers who are both in the wild card race.
Same with the Tigers who are first in their division yet in the bottom half of attendance.

It all comes down to ownership.

>>150157296
>live in one of the biggest cities in the world (LA)
>OMG look how big our fanbase is
>barely edge out a city with 1/10 the population

>>150157316
Angels play in Anaheim

>is the closing pitcher for your fantasy Boston Trolley Dodgers team
Ok so we all agree:
Pete Rose (Manager)
Ippei (Bench Coach)
Shohei Ohtani (SP/DH)
Luis Ortiz (SP)
Shoeless Joe Jackson (LF)
Tucupita Marcano (UTIL)

>>150157316
The fact the Angels consistently draw well despite being bad every year really shows the power of being in the LA/OC area is. If they were good they'd easily be in the top 10 maybe even top 5 in terms of attendance.

>>150157296
Ease of travel matters. Atlanta sucks but it's a hub city. Denver sucks but the park is nice and it's a hub. Texas doesn't count because nobody likes flying into Dallas.

I went to my first game at Petco last night. I was impressed by the fact that it was a sell out. The atmosphere was totally different than Fenway. It’s like a big Mexican party complete with a miriachi band.

>>150157135
Insightful baseball posts

>>150157385
so exactly like Dodger stadium, except you feel safer walking to your car

>>150156765
If Julio figures out how to hit April-June he’s going to be a perennial all star

>>150157296
I asked an AI to get fanbase numbers and it got very different figures but i think it used nielson ratings or something.

pure attendance isn't enough because games can sell out and you don't have to go to a game to be a fan

>>150157135
cubs spam

>>150157135
graphs

>>150157423
Haven’t been to Dodger stadium but yeah it’s perfectly safe in SD. Lots of hobos but they seem to leave people alone at least.

>>150156735
Unlikely!

>>150157463
>because games can sell out
I've been to a Rangers game that said it was 40,000 attendance, yet my family was the only ones in the entire section of about 200 seats. Most of the tickets, especially in big markets, is bought by corporations to give to guests and thus remain empty, so ticket sales is a terrible gauge for fan support

>>150157500
aren't cubs fans chicanos?

>>150157463
market size is the population of the local metro-area of the team

>>150157382
If we sort by overall average attendance to include road games then the Braves don't move at all. Angels and Rockies move up and the Tigers, Mariners and both Texans teams move down.
So that's something. I guess that's more accurate to show how big of a draw a team is, or maybe there's other factors at play.
Idk, the point is being in a bigger market doesn't mean you'll be a good team.

>>150157463
Well "market" is the city, which is why you have White Sox and Cubs tied, but in reality Cubs have a much larger fanbase

>>150157463
>I asked an AI
fuck you and kill yourself. the sooner the better

>bases loaded no outs
>score 1 run
my barves :(

>>150157537
>>150157526
so the actual fan size is probably somewhere between attendance and market size.
it wanted to go collect social media metrics but i said fuck that. I'm guessing the nielson ratings (if they are even accurate) are all behind expensive paywalls

>>150157543
>he says this in a genny regularly spammed with AI slop
curious

>>150157550
you're thinking /nfl/

>>150157559
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/a/width/1024/height/1024/
you have to search for a string so pick a vowel. it's full of baseball AI slop

>>150157531
If nobody is moving much it's because everyone is playing everyone and you're just reading the home averages again.

wash that stankee azz

>>150157550
i tell them the same thing

kek stankeedoo 'em!

so....it happened again

JP3 STARTS IT OFF EARLY

>>150157577
Nah you can sort by overall average which is what I did. And like I said those teams did move.
https://www.espn.com/mlb/attendance/_/sort/allAvg

>>150157580
whatever, i just want to make a scatter plot of success versus size

BEAN HIM IN THE HEAD GIL
KILL THAT FUCKING MIDGET

>>150157614
heh mad

>>150157626
lil bro buys his clothes at baby gap

>>150157603
Yeah by two spots. It's noise. Probably people want to see trout, or an easy win.

>>150157608
so use the actual data and put it in one of a million free programs that does that for you? why let a computer show you an estimated guess of what should just be hard data?

>>150157546
viewer ratings based on blackout regions would probably be the best (if they exist)
takes into account everything instead of just metro-areas around the city proper

>>150157603
The Braves not moving makes sense since they were "America's team", but why do the Cubs move up so much? Did 2016 really get a lot of bandwagoners that stuck around

rice gunned that midget down like a dog

Even though I would prefer to be leading the division I can't help but not mind the yankees out of the postseason.
>midget thrown out
kek, go yanks!

great catch

>>150157650
>Did 2016 really get a lot of bandwagoners that stuck around
worse. bandwagoners AND non-ball fans

>>150157646
>one of a million
there's zero, this doesn't exist. that's why you have claude code slop it together for you.

Who are the yellow-skinned 'toids?

Classic Tuve baserunning blunder

Sit the fuck down shituve you rat!

Stanton’s dumper can make routine plays it seems.

>>150157658
pitcher owes him dinner

>>150157632
Yeah like I said it kinda shows how much of a draw a team is. And some teams like the Astros drop a lot. Showing they have a lot of support at home but not on the road.

>>150157667
openoffice, old version of microsoft office, r, libraoffice, google sheets, apple numbers
don't be retarded. don't use fake ai shit

Heh, so what if we didn’t DFA Stanton this off-season because he can play RF. That would be funny…

ump stacys how we feelin

>>150157694
>just use a spreadsheet
you still need to make API calls to get the stats
do you work in finance by chance?

>>150157706
>API calls
what the fuck are you talking about? you can't come up with your own numbers for "market size"? maybe you're too stupid to properly insult

>>150157706
>do you work in finance by chance?
yes, from home

>>150157670
he should consult mariners base running legend josh naylor on technique

it's a framber meltdown episode

Valdez is a chopped chud

I specifically asked for this not to happen

Built for BBC(big brew cock)

>>150157720
I want to make a scatter plot of success (e.g. % games won) versus team size, the former requires grabbing the most recent data (sure i could hard code it for a day but why do that?)

I'm just going to use that anon's image for attendance as a first approximation

>>150157748
It won't cost you.

>>150157755
>hard code it
???? hard code what? all you do is copy and paste a percentage
what the fuck am i reading here

>>150157750
that face could sink a thousand ships

>the yankees are halfway through their order
>it's still the first
>there are 0 outs

>>150157750
>this is a 10/10 white woman in chimpcongo

aastros what is happening?

Literally doesn’t even have an out and he’s already having a melty. Fun times

>>150157768
yeah and it's good for not even a single day, only a single timepoint during a single day (after the games tonight it will be different)

that's hard coded data anon, grabbing the latest stats via API mean it's always correct (and if the API is down you just use the latest values)

Its another Exxon Valdez episode for the Astros.

>>150157785
some days you based
some days you bawl

Framber fellas…what the fuck happened to him? Wasn’t he supposed to be the Gerrit Cole replacement?

>>150157794
so instead of making something that you know is correct for one day, you're trusting a LLM to give you an approximation that might NEVER be correct, ever, at any point
fucking wonderful world we're creating.

Volpe’s a chopped chud

oof DP

>>150157798
but when have they ever based?

Well even as much as dumpster fire as this season has been for the Braves at least we have the emergence of Baldwin and Waldrep to be happy about, with luck we’ll get to add Cam Caminiti to that later this season too

>>150157832
funny, that's what your mom said

>>150157819
the LLM is writing the python code which is deterministic and uses the data from MLB's api
the market #s it got from a search
it's no different than using google

>>150157840
that's my whole fucking point. making a graph is braindead simpleton shit that doesn't require a code, or an API, or a script, or even a google search. you take two numbers, you hit "create chart." there's literally zero reason to add AI or python or anything

0-2 count. A Christian Walker classic

>>150157748
It’s the 2nd inning anon you can’t post sad frogs yet.

Mariners fans would NEVER post suicidejaks early in a game

>>150157867
so you're mad that python can make graphs? and yes it requires an API to get the latest records.

>doyer and meminer fags are hatewatching the assturds
kek

>>150157876
>"hey computer code thing. make a script that might correctly run the right numbers that possibly come from a source i can't identify. thanks"
>"here, let me put these actual numbers into an actual chart. wow. that was really hard."

>>150157889
but I'm literally a female

MVPETE
MVPETE
MVPETE
MVPETE

>>150157880
people are watching the yankees trainwreck, waiting for the next error or baboone chimpout

don’t care

>>150157889
>Stop using natural language to write one-off programs for experimenting
no
also i can clearly see it calling statsapi.mlb.com
that's the definition of "actual numbers"

>>150157907
>MVPETE
alonso?

>>150156558
Cope on 'em, poodre!

>Teams are trying to find that guy that can lock down the eighth or ninth inning but that also costs a lot. That costs a lot of future wins. We have a responsibility to the 2025 Cubs but also the 2032 Cubs. That's not always popular in the moment, but it's decisions we have to make."

Cleveland Cubs
Milwaukee Cubs
Tampa Bay Cubs

I hate it when I'm forced to want da jankees win

>>150157931
I'm still unsure if that's an actual quote from Jed. Seen that going around on cubs twitter.

>>150157999
it was from Carter Hawkins, the GM under Jed. He's pretty much Jed light though. Him Tom and Jed are the same person with the same philosophy

the valid complaint is "it's a waste of resources to use frontier LLM models to write python scripts" to which i retort "i do not care"

Car Los Korea or something
>muttwithyankeesshirt.jpg

We need nu tho

>>150158033
who gives a fuck about resources? you're adding steps and giving multiple systems a chance to fuck up your numbers for NO REASON

>>150157999
Cute dog!

>>150157999
>twitter.

>>150158078
You still haven't explained how you would do this without making API calls in a way that can be re-used

>>150158103
who is this semen demon

karen fudge kek

>>150149858
Sexy

>>150157042
gunnar
volpe
elly
domo

Nice

you know what's neat with LLMs? You can just tell them "get all the team logos" and it will automatically perform what would be an annoying and tedious task for you

volpe lol

>>150158189
It can crank out some sexy lil azns 2

>>150158208
volurine

>>150158189
the first time I used a LLM was the other day coz I forgot the if statement to search for a specific string of text in excel.

>>150158220
achktuallly those are image generation models, they just put an LLM inbetween you and them for censorship

>>150157750
Queen of butterfaces holy shit

should be an error on john carlos

Trammel would've made that catch

>>150158257
It was a dubbul no matta the fielda — torre has spoken

>>150157948
stop being gay then, astros are america's team

>>150157750
I've never seen this bitch posted anywhere but 4chan she looks annoying

>>150158273
>torre
he was an mvp for my cardinals

>astros-yankees 2-2
>devin williams stepping in to pitch
I've seen this before

>>150158286
>she looks annoying
She is but I want to fuck her Hoosier pussy so bad

>>150158372
>>150158286
>>150157750
is this what they call ugly cute?

new dua pics

>kill a small farm animal to get an out
tf bro talmbout?

>>150158401
ya kids nowadays got no feel for da game — we yousta sacrifice chickens ta win

>>150157750
>white
>blonde
>thin
would

It's a matter of time til Tatis Jr snaps and charges the mound. I don't care if they're trying to pitch inside in, almost every pitch is directly at his head or arm. Tatis Jr needs to fucking knock someone out if they're going to keep throwing at him. I expect a benches clearing soon the way this keeps up.

>>150158322
>cards
Ah yes, the NL Yankees.

>>150158381
sexo

Caballero workin’ that count

>>150158234
Oh neat. It makes some sexy azns tho

Devin Williams isn't in the game you fucking liars

>>150158443
I look like her

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>150158443
she looks better here and has beautiful teeth but still frumpy as hell. would though

>>150158465
Yet

Why is every diving catch made nowadays

Miz pulled a base set zard. Hate how streamers and athletes got into the hobby but it's not like I could ever afford fossil, jungle, rocket or base set shit anyways.

>>150158424
He ain't doing bupkis.

>>150158392
She looks like me

>this is a permanent advertisement at yankee stadium
#rentfree

>>150158515
hi...

>>150158515
so you're white?

>>150158499
that card ain't worth shit these days

>>150158443
>>150158419 (me)
didn't see the nose piercing, DROPPED

>>150158519
>Beach tote
Niggas giving away pursues lmao

my fish :(

>>150158548
>>>150158419 # (me)
Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet. And I am you and what I see is me

>>150158491
forgive him, he's overweight

>>150158519
why are you watching baseball in the dark?

>>150158623
>forgive him, he's overweight
Traded to the Blue Jays.

>>150158519
yup jankees are officially out of the playoffs. enjoy getting swept by a devers-less boston team again

I'm not sure it means anything but it was fun to make.
I think it should be corrected based on stadium capacity next.

i just remembered that MY shitty team is playing a doubleheader today
i get afternoon baybaw and night baybaw :)

>>150158620
i have sex with this song on

Pitch clock! Judgy take your base.

>>150158731
Two games with a lady ump
lucky boy

the main event tonight

This retard wants to get paid ace money btw

A STANTONIAN RBI BASE HIT

>>150158752
i think she'll be behind the plate for tomorrow's game
i really hope someone gets in a big argument and gets tossed

>>150158765
>still a close game
It’s ok we’re still being managed by Aaron Boone.

>>150158776
It's tomorrow unless she's behind the plate this afternoon

>>150158781
You underestimate our ability to go completely cold with both Christian Walker AND Yainer Diaz in our lineup. We are called >RISPstros for a reason

>>150158443
>nose piercing
>dyed hair
>not married by her age
>1000 cock leer

I thought the Astros had two RPOtM in Josh Haded and someone else? Who was it?

>>150157907
he's mvp because he catches fly balls o algo

>>150158499
I hate how all the first edition packs stayed on the west coast during the initial release.

Sp cute with the little over bite thing she does

>>150158857
I look like her

Did Roger Clemens just say that next season if the SP comes out before the 7th you lose your DH?

>>150158776
Hope one of the hispanic players does a misogyny

>>150157296
>padres have an average attendance of 42,556
>petco park max capacity : 39,860
what

>>150158857
she looks like anya taylor joy because her eyes are way apart and smaller

>>150158811
>not married by her age
wut

Catch these fly balls

>>150158813
Nah we had the pitcher of the month (Hunter Brown) and Relief of the month (Hader) both in June

Just remembered hispanic players made up the nickname "kike" just to make jews mad and pretend it's actually a thing in spanish and pronounced different

Why is his defense so crisp again? What old timer buck broke this little diva?

A cinematic experience every game

>>150158942
Careful wit dat kinda languish

>>150158941
Ah. I thought so.

>>150157517
>Most of the tickets, especially in big markets, is bought by corporations to give to guests and thus remain empty

@grok is this true?

>>150156403
How much of a Karen will she be?

>>150158811
how many miles of cocks do you think she's sucked?

>>150158899
>ozuna mistakes her for his wife and punches her in the face

>>150158995
Her name is Jan

>>150159003
>miles of cock
what does this even mean? is this zoomer speak?

>>150159026
Any woman can be called a Karen.

>teams above the line care more than average
>teams below the line care less than average
seems like it's mostly the east/west coast + cubs that care a lot while inland cares less.

>>150159035
what is a woman?

>>150159003
Idk but I'd like to add 4 more inches to the total if you know what I mean

>>150159044
Something you can eat.

spoilers for tonight

>>150159042
why are the mests beating the yankees

>>150159034
With that much cock you're bound to wear out the treads, and nobody likes fucking with no friction

>>150158895
He did say that and I like it.

>>150156402
Is this a real picture? pls tell me it's photoshop.

>>150159053
Can I eat babby?

>>150159087
they shared a cell for their felonies

>>150158730

here you go

>>150159069
that's not at all how human biology works

>>150159169
simp moment

>>150159158
how much is rockies attendance is propped up by out of towners?

My Jintsies off to a bad start :(

>>150159178
you're fucking retarded and you don't know what "simp" means

>>150159201
lol ok, simp

>>150159201
>not knowing what SIMP stands for in 2025

>>150159185

unfortunately bbref doesn't have that as a column

>>150159158
thanks
the wiki entry for stadium capacity apparently is wrong for petco, otherwise looks pretty much identical to what i got
>>150159042

when i was younger i always thought the see ya yankees commentator guy was a black man

>Camilo Doval over Tim Hill
BaBoone

>>150159220

> pretty much identical

with a shittier layout that's harder to read and green dots under the team logos for some reason

>>150159233
stolen valor

>>150159095
you lost

>>150159233
i assumed he was puerto rican

>>150159214
Sigma
Influential
Masculine
Person

Must be nice to have your entire country added to the filter.

>>150159248
Yeah i just had claude code slop something together to see the data, I didn't bother going back to clean up the visuals
Meanwhile you missed the team over 100% capacity, maybe dont throw stones in glass houses?

>>150159286

they're over 100% capacity because none of the attendance "figures" are actually real

Go Sneks

>>150158926
First off the capacity is 42,000
But also that only counts actual stadium seats not the resteraunt and terraces or just people standing around.

>>150159332
Yeah wiki has the wrong figures.
Do they actually sell tickets that don't have a seat though? Otherwise the standing areas can't increase attendance

kek stanks

the next jeter?

more like the next jeeter

>>150159042
yay!

>>150159352

buddy none of the numbers for attendance are real. teams can report literally whatever they want

Sometimes, you gotta lose in order to force the necessary change to get better.

another stankee blowpen classic

LFG

>>150158499
>unlimited
you should have one of these c'mon man

Now Doval can get booed by his new fans.

>>150159407
>blaming this on the blowpen and not that defense

>>150159385
Would someone really do that? Just go on the official MLB infrastructure and tell lies?

Is that the ELITE yankee bullpen going to work again?

Oh no…. Christian Walker is on deck

is it "chicanos from the worst coast seethe about the superior coast and city" hours?

>>150159429

the usher in my section tells me all the time what the tickets scanned number is and it's been within 1,000 of the official attendance one time lmao

>>150159449
>having 2015 gear instead of 2005 gear
I'm a brickyard red kid, myself.

You hear them boos Doval? That's because you've always been bad, but the fans of your previous team were too much of a pussy to let you know that fact.

>>150159459
It's Saturday.

>>150159385
I think they report total ticks sold not people through turnstiles

>>150159431
Yet another 5 out save opportunity from Bednar.

>>150159472
I've fucked her

Do you think if I keep posting bree someone will tell her and she will notice me?

>>150159467
So they just use tickets sold? I would hope they're not just completely bullshitting it

>>150159487
You ever meet the dudes from the deadliest catch?

>>150159475
I just think he kinda had a hard time locating the changeup and the great Astros hitters were kinda sitting on his fastballs. He’s got good stuff yknow and that kind of defensive blunder. I thought he worked his way out of it kinda well.

LMAO

>Blowval
>Badnar

Stankees kek

can we blame the bullpen for that one?

TIE GAME
Good shit CWalk

>>150159490
>>150159508

they get to include tickets the team buys back from the open market (at $1 each) so the number genuinely means next to nothing

what a choke job by bednar. glad my team didn't trade for him.

>>150159508
I think it depends on ball park. I know my ball park counts tickets sold instead of how many people actually come through the gate. We are a small market so local businesses will often buy up unsold tickets to make attendance numbers look better.

STINKEES KEK

>>150159487
he said chicanos, not indians
indians worship jews and thus jew york

>>150159509
no, but the axe men show came to my town once

Excellent, now Bednar can get booed by the local crowd as well. These newfags deserve it.

>>150159536
>yellow fever kshitter
kys anon

start spreadin' my ass

Damn, all these shitters got mlb push notifications on for my yankees. It’s an unearned run, that’s not his runner.

>>150159529
why wouldn't everyone just report a sellout then

Devin Williams has the potential to do the funniest thing of all time.

>>150159560
The Mets aren’t playing, boricuabro

>>150159591

well that would be pretty obvious to spot now wouldn't it

Good going trammell

GOATnar

>>150158424
They throw at Tatis because they know he's not a guy that would do that, he's a lover not a fighter and his unknown number of kids tell you that. Now if they were doing this shit to Manny, he would've stopped it after the second attempt

devin williams nightmares of polar bear rape

>Busch leadoff
>Kelly cleanup
>Nico 7th

>>150159592
How do I become a vampire?

>gets 2 outs
>1 unearned runner scores
>didn’t surrender the game or change the lead
/FAGlb/ kek!!!

>>150159620
Get bitten by a bat. You either turn into a vampire or get covid

>>150159620
abstain from exposure to the sun and get some slutty goth girl to bite you

cringe and gay

why do brown people expect us to know brownwords like boriwhatever
translated from brownspeak to english it's "spic"

Beat the 'stros

SEE YAH

>>150159625
>a reliever striking out Yainer Diaz and Taylor Trammel is like having prime Mariano to nu-Yankees fans

THEEEEEREEEEE IT GOOOOOES SEE YA!

RAWR IM A VAMPIRE! I’m gonna suck everyone dry!

kek this really is their world seried

>>150159689
yeah you will

TRENT BONDS

>>150159691
27 kiss em

>>150159711
cringe

I don’t know why Sleepy Joe keeps throwing Bryan King out there. He throws homerun derby balls literally every single outing.

>>150159713
27>2*

GRISH’D
GRISH’D
GRISH’D

>>150159713
Like you

>no devin williams
Lame

>>150159728
>>150159741
Ironic :^)

FUCK THE DODGERS

>>150159699
Re-sign this man JUST for what he does in the clutch.

>>150159681
enjoying the show? refill your popcorn, you'll love this next part.

>>150159750
27. Count em

Daaaaaaaa Yankees win!
Bednar fucks ya!
Gaystros!

>losing to the August 2025 stankees
kek poostros

GG Yanks
Guess we'll have to win the series tomorrow

Thank you, Yankees. We're coming for you, Astros.

gg yanks
fuck you Bryan King you stupid retard

>Bednar
This mf burly. How does he have so much stamina?

>>150159791
REDEEM THE DIVISION SAAR!

>>150159790
>>150159794
GG fellas

>>150159790
>>150159794
Gg, ‘Stros simply got too cocky.

Football is on guys

BULLSHIT
but you know what?
at least stankees are too scared to sweep the asstros unlike boston. how pathetic

>>150159892
we'll start paying attention in november

>>150159671
nice vpn

Buccs Yanks

Bucckees

>>150159892
argos/redblacks tied at 25 in the 3rd quarter

>>150159678
cringe ngl

At least we’re getting Yordan back mid August maybe/possibly/theres a chance

>>150159901
we'll start paying attention on september 15th

I'm not a 300 pound type ii diabetic lardass so I don't care about football

football is gay

>>150159930
Don’t reply to Chikaner

>>150159892
>ramgers isn't on
who cares?

>>150160000
checked

Handegg sport just got another season ending injury

GO MARINERS

>>150160076
Fuck the Seattle Seahawks

>>150159977
yeah you are a skinny nerd with glasses

>>150160113

>>150160113

>>150159892
no sea draggies no watch

>>150160120
>early

>>150160131
so?

>>150160120
Someone fuck this guy

501

>>150160161
actually 502

>>150159863
kek doggie doos