Thread 150150026

Imagine Mir vs modern hw cans, he'd break their body parts

Second for Jon Jones

bob sapp

bryce mitchell

>>150150563
The Bryce is right

>>150150026 (OP)
Infer something about me based on my favorite fighters and i'll tell you if its true

Sweden

Blessed Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.

>>150150577
anyone else think this but too lazy to post it?

>>150150597
I was gonna say "rice mitchell" and he's chinese or something but I think that's probably better

I Identify with Mir because he was a complete cunt that was extremely talented

>>150150585
Apologize to the American for calling him a gay now he is mad at us

Prime Prates was special..

>>150150643
me and you will end up fighting one day. Ideally I'd like it to end when I big boot you into a ravine, you shit

we are here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWIWdLeWsc

>>150150654
I'm unironically a danger in and out of the 'gon

Finally convinced my gf to peg me

>>150150670
thanks b I was getting bored

>>150150643
Not my battle i fear

>>150150670
will watch as there is literally nothing else on

>>150150687
Who's the skirt?

>>150150687
omg is that mushrooms aaaa

>>150150686
Youd gag on me, repeatedly. Then Id powerfuck your bitch

>>150150708
Wtf?

>>150150675
I would drown you in a creek loved one and smack your ears to make sure you heard the water flooding into ya lungs good PLAYA!

Post your hottest UFC take RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>150150670
holy shit what a fight these koreans fight like dawlgs and also eat them probably

>>150150725
cyril tires aspinall out and wins a split decision to make /heem/ seethe eternally

>>150150725
dricus beats aspinall

>>150150725
if khamzat wins he fights twice a year at least

>>150150725
Kody Steele

>>150150725
Khamzat taps DDP in a minute

how about Suckdickis Pu Peepee?

>>150150725
Stoliarenko by sub + Dolidze by sub parlay to pay 90x

>>150150725
Gabriel Santos WILL be FW Champion

Volkanovski is the most overrated fighter of all time

>>150150718
It's the other finn I swear but if we're to throw down so be it
*squares up*

We’re watching Knuck tonight

>>150150760
peakis du peaki

I only watch UFC

>>150150770
You can't say Volk is overrated when he's like 10-3 in title fights and his losses are to a much bigger Dagestani and the hardest 145lb hitter of all time

>>150150782
how many bongs until top dog? two /knuck/ events in one weekend, we are so lucky

imagine if dricus and chimav join forces to become

>>150150725
ilia walks through islam even at 170

>>150150725
ddp-khamzat will end by decision
both exhausted after 2 rounds

Yeah it's me the orher finn but which one

>>150150778
*prepares to throw you into a creek*
sure you want this?

>>150150725
smartest thing to do is be inactive and fight down the rankings. leon & omalley both won titles this way without having any good wins (omalley lost to yan)

any1 know how to watch the shootboxing event for free

>>150150792
9 bongs 50 bings, if I’m not around to post the stream it’s the same one as last time

>>150150801
a creek or a crik?

Dicksuck Du Penis

>>150150778
they're gonna show your body in the pesapallo creek

>>150150801
I was born to die b
*eyepokes you*

>>150150808
any matches of interest for top dog? bkfc is pretty weak, but i still placed a couple bets

>>150150817
who takes bets for bkfc? didn't know there was a book that took those

>>150150810
a creek dude you stupid motherfucker lol, I will throw you in it and kick you is that so hard to understand

>>150150760
very funny, bru

>>150150794
Put two jackets on after the chills this post gave me.

more like bottom dog
heh

>>150150814
I learned karate and moo thai at an early age so this fight ends with me booting your balls to heaven

a creek is like two feet of water

>>150150790
Because this is his resume

He beat Max 3 times, the same guy
Ortega and Yair are mid tier title defenses
TKZ was short notice

Islam didnt just size mog him, he outstruck him, so much that in the 1st fight Vok just started blitzing with an overhand because he didnt know what to do

He rewon the title against Lopes, who beat basically nobody to earn the shot
Chad was ready to retire, having 2 fights in 3 years with a 2 years off before his previous fight

>>150150821
if it has a spare tire in it it's a crik and i will make sure the press knows if you miscategorieze the body of water

why are you guys so lame and worthless

>>150150848
turn on your monitor, b

>>150150820
you're kidding right?

>>150150848
i'm pretending to be you to mock you

>>150150836
>>150150790
Wrong image, but even overrated Israel has a better resume than Volk

>>150150835
>>150150843
you guys have never seen a real creek, have you?

>>150150836
>romero better win than lopes
absolutely not. romero is the most overrated fighter of all time

>>150150817
Not a star studded event but should still be decent, last 3 fights are good, melnik, Valera and khanov are fan favourites you might recognise

>>150150859
a creek or a crik?

>>150150861
Lopes is dogshit. Romero beat Jacare, Brunson, Luke, Machida, Kennedy, Tavares

I love you guys, you make me realize I am a can, and I can deal with that

more like herb MEAN
guy's a real jerk!

>>150150859
creeks are shallow

>>150150832
*kicks you in the balls while you keep talking*
*pushes you in ravine*
Hoisted by your own petard buddeh

>>150150873
>Jacare
ultra overrated fighter. holland finished him from his back
>Brunson
journeyman overrated fighter
>Luke
good win but he was chinless at this point
>Machida
was 5 years past his prime when they fought
>Kennedy
literally who
>Tavares
you're not even trying

Jacare Brunson and uhh Tavares what marauders!!! My mount rushmore fersure!

>>150150899
Vares X was absolute dogshit I fear in arrears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xWIWdLeWsc
we're in a parking garage or something
couldn't afford to rent the ballroom at the marriott

>>150150895
>ultra overrated fighter. holland finished him from his back
His career was over at that point, he was washed, wtf even is this point
>journeyman overrated fighter
He still was ranked across ST and UFC up until retirement and beat many prospects and guys coming up.
>good win but he was chinless at this point
First loss since Bosping
>5 yrs past prime
Machida was his best at 185, he wasnt getting sized mogged by bums who were just bigger. He completly 5-0d mousasi with ease like 15months before and had only lost to Luke and Weidman bc of Grapplefucks
>Kenny
Solid contender, Lopes level
>tavares
another lopes leve guy

What has lopes done

every youtube ufc betfag is taking erceg to win by submission lol. it's not even a good payout

>>150150918
erceg by tko

>>150150915
Lopes washed 3 ranked opponents in a row. Extremely low fight IQ cost him against Voik. If he just fucking throws he wins the fight.

>>150150918
what about fight fairy?

erceg do be lookin like nigga from the office tho

>>150150932
does she still make videos?

Dricus Dupleases men

>>150150931
Yusuff was coming off losing to the corpse of Barboza and just lost again looking like shit

Ige fought on 1 day notice, literally 1 day notice and won a round bc Lopes got tired

Ortega is a fucking bum, legitamte, super slow, pumps out the most obvious fake jabs to throw his shitty right hand and hes so weak and slow that he cant wrestle bc of it

>>150150932
Her mouth is full rn iykwim (my meng is there)

oh ratlip

>>150150953
>ige fought on 1 day notice
it was like 4 hours notice lol

We don't tolerate Volkswagen slander here

>>150150959
he feels a cold coming on

>>150150958
WHAT???

>>150150963
it was 3, he didnt start training until after the call, he had to go get his training gear and drive to the gym

>>150150963
he was already in camp for a fight a couple weeks after. also he lost like he always does against non-cans

Does he still believe that he can become UFC Featherweight Champion?

when not in use I usually tuck my meng into my ass so it doesn't get accidentally ripped off or slammed into a drawer

>>150150980
I love betting on Ige fights. Got burned once or twice when he was a dog but he's predictable AF. Pitbull was easy money

Prime Kape (Asu fight) and those Sparring clips.. was special

>>150150997
Kalvin Kattar topps card?

You now remember Shavkat Rakhmonov

>>150150725
Pico wins the title by this time next year

Mr. Best

Ratlipbros… this is no way to live

>>150151032
Pico is too slow

>>150151052
he is just like me in many ways

>>150151052
steroid use heems your immune system. it's basically AIDS after a while

>>150151066
don't forget the inbreeding and overtraining, refusing to stop training when he had the coof is what heemed him
he literally has handlers now to stop him overtraining

>>150151066
it doesnt, roids are super powers as long as you dont blast and ruin your liver and shit or care about hair loss. You feel fuckin great, TRT changed my life and tren when I was in my 20s made me feel like fucking captain america

>>150151083
i'm going to trust established medical science over a random liar on /heem/

>>150151062
I'll bet he is

>khamzat may have gone life and death with gilbert burns and washed usman but he's definitely going to dogwalk ddp
>trust me bro

>>150151101
He snapped Whittaker's face in half

>>150151101
but he reopened whittakers pre existing injury and dominated trail blazer holland

Cumhat took the easy way out against the Reaper. RDR played and dominated all 5 rounds.

>DDP driving race cars when he should be training for a world title fight
Khamzat by murder

Angela Hill fight week and /heem/ is dead

Angela Hill chocolate thights

>>150151052
He kicks Khadyrovs ass in a bubble

A few decent fights on tomorrow's card. I give it a solid 3.8/10.

Does anyone have the picture of the dog who looks like a human?

>>150151178
yeah

>>150151178
that was AI

you cunts don't understand real mma

>>150151178
You ok big guy?

>>150151203
Understand this *kicks your face in*

>>150151212
I'm not ok you, Canadian bitch, if I'm honest. The fuck you got to offer? The last time you were cool the Hart Foundation mattered. You are shit to me now honey

>>150151190
B, you’re the most trustworthy poster at heem.org. Do you perchance have the “scientists reveal the secret” dog? I lost my heemfolder.

>>150151213
Could never happen. I'm basically Chris Leben with less offense, you can punch me all day but eventually I'll connect and smother you with baby punches

>>150151172
It's a shit card but there will be 8-9 finishes.

Guaranteed finishes
>Brundage vs McConico
>Fernandes vs Stoliarenko
>Smith vs Kazama
>Walker vs Cerqueira
>Erceg vs Osbourne

Probable finishes
>Hernandez vs Dolidze
>Medic vs Urbina
>Anders vs Leroy Duncan

Likely decisions
>Edwards vs Cachoiera
>Johns vs Matsumoto
>Fili vs Rodriguez

Guaranteed decisions
>Hill vs Lucindo

>>150150528
Jon is one zesty, sus ass motherfucker for real.

>>150151032
Looked up betting odds and Pico is favored over Lerone Murphy. What the actual fuck lol I'm putting my next paycheck on Murphy as an underdog

>>150151216
Of course b

I'm tired of shit mma

khamzat is everything we HOPED khabib would be, and so much more

the sport I loved is not inbred mountain folk.

>>150151223
I would very simply do this to you. Respectfully

>>150151239
My nigga

my bum ass sportsbook doesn't even have odds on brundage vs mcconico

>>150151277
brundage was -175 today
he will lose tho. absolute jobber

You shouldnt ganble. Not ethcial.

>>150151263
this literally how it would go, but I would get back up. I'd wear you out punching my own head, and eventually there would be an opening and boom baby jab it's over

>>150151291
I shouldn't sandblast hookers either

>>150151291
log off you stupid fuck
I'm a fucking baller, a high roller
learn to type for 10 years and then you can post again

I have a fucking hard head dude Finland, not sure you are the one to crack it honestly

>>150151263
how does a backyard promotion out of Russia have better production value than UFC with Disney-ESPN money

the genie granted me astonishing fight prediction accuracy, but only when i stand to gain nothing from it

>>150151311
>backyard
B they sell out arenas

>>150151308
high rollers would be using a bookie that took brundage fights

THE arnold allen?

>>150151326
What is it about 145 that it always has a bunch of absolute shitters with great records LARPing as contenders

>>150151331
dan ige being a pass into the rankings

ufc events are recorded days in advance

>>150151355
youre telling me this dude stopped China from taking over even more land and not becoming th biggest nation in history

boys im done with wasting my time on this website im going to go study for a license so i can get a job

is anyone still watching these korean fights or should I just go fuck myself?

>>150151401
yes to both

>>150151401
last weeks main event?

>>150151393
WHO ARE YOU DOUBT EL DANDY

Did this guy actually compare a tree cat to Bret Hart, the Hitman? My God, I've got issues with you guys if this is true

>>150151401
>every walkout song is in English

>>150151401
what you can't watch fights on your own or something? need someone to hold your hand?

>>150151436
bro wasnt even lean, hes ugly as fuck, no one cares about this scumbag

>>150151440
what are you some kind of fag

Is there any underdog even worth betting on tomorrow seems like another one of Dana's "lets get this bullshit over with" fight nights full of favorites

>>150151458
bro bets on underdogs just to lose money 4 times until making some in the 5th

>>150151440
Hogan told us the truth brother and you can't fucking handle it! I love seeing idiots like you, brother!

>>150151461
I'd atleast like some even odd fights. But goddamn matchmaking been shit lately.

>>150151458
dolidze
hill
fili
shit even mcconico is worth a look
plenty of decent dawlgs on this card

>>150151468
bro betting on 'angie overkill' to win in big 2025

>>150151440
Almost everyone I know afk has been devastated

>>150151458
Miesh is such a milf

>>150151468
>>150151475
I am not betting on Angela over the hill or women's MMA in general

>>150151458
Underdogs have been cooking lately. Make small bets on the dogs. There are several mid fighters who are huge favorites

>>150151475
I'm not betting on shit but if I did, I would include a high volume high pressure black bitch like hill to win a decision on my parlay

>>150151385
But yore a loser

>>150151461
If you're betting +400 dogs thats a fine strategy

how far gone do you have to be to be betting on tonights apex canslop shit

betting on WMMA is insane
how many of you idiots have had picks heemed by a fucking WMMA shitshow?
you all deserve to lose money if you go near that shit

>>150151468
>Dolidze
He has been my dude before when people doubted him and came out on top.
But against Fluffy I just don't see it happening.

>>150151512
it's objectively a break-even strategy to bet on +400 dogs and only win 1/5 of them.

>>150151512
losing 150 dollars to win 60 is nto good betting

I don't understand the appeal of pissing on women

>>150151529
I understand the appeal of women pissing on me

>>150151516
Honestly my fav bet on WMMA is
>goes decision
And hits alot. Otherwise I don't fuck with them

>>150151523
How do you think betting works anon if you bet on + money you wouldn't be putting down 150 to win 60. The fuck?

>>150151523
See >>150151520
This is simple gambling math you can use anywhere make sure you cover your underdog bets with heavy favorites and you'll be sick of winning believe me

>>150151529
it feels good to empty balls of cum and then empty balls of piss

>>150151520
Breaking even makes you better than 98% of bettors

>>150151530
That makes more sense perhaps only in a shower setting thoughw

>>150151523
please show your math on how you arrived at these numbers betting +400 dogs and winning 1 of 5

>>150151544
there was some fag on /heem/ a few years ago who claimed he regularly won money betting 4-5 leg parlays lol. idiots like that keep bookies in business

so. how about making a good post?

>>150151577
No internal dialogue here b

>>150151544
kek true

we cannot follow them

You gamblers I detest, betting on nothing. I hope you win to keep your useless belief going.

>>150151458
Edwards-Cachoeira under 2.5 rounds +125

You're welcome

modern ufc is clay guida headlining every card, now I just can't appreciate that it is not good, that's every fight now a god damn guida fight

>“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f—ing n—–s,”
Hogan said.

>“But then when it comes to nice people and s–t, and whatever. …I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f–k some n—–r, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n—-r worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player! I guess we’re all a little racist. F—ing n—-r.”

This is hilarious kek, you'd never guess he was racist. Did he even speak about this? I wonder what made him have these feelings, because I'm sure I've seen him with black friendos

>>150151628
It quickly goes from a fun little way to add some excitement to the game. You get to make a buck when your team or fighter wins. A bit of a test of skill of predicting relative value of odds based on likely outcome. It's fun to see the numbers go up! Haha, it's like a video game. The green positive +++ outcomes make me happy. But the red negative --- makes me mad. Now I enjoy the sport itself lessand am just focused on results, making a profit. These parlarys are tempting. If one of these longshot paralys lands, woo buddy, I'll finally hit big. And then I can quit. Just need to hit big, and go out on top. But FUCK I lost a lot today because that third leg didn't hold up so I tried to win a couple bets to end the the day to get the taste out of my mouth, but that led me to go big on a dog and SHIT that didnt work. Ok, well some live table tennis it is haha, surely this -1000 live favorite will return a profit, no way he will lose. FUCK

>“I mean, I don’t have double standards. I mean, I am a racist, to a point, f—ing n—–s,”
Hogan said.

>“But then when it comes to nice people and s–t, and whatever. …I mean, I’d rather if she was going to f–k some n—–r, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall n—-r worth a hundred million dollars! Like a basketball player! I guess we’re all a little racist. F—ing n—-r.”

This is hilarious kek, you'd never guess he was racist. Did he even speak about this? I wonder what made him have these feelings, because I'm sure I've seen him with black friendos

Oh and also, he's here he's here!
?

>>150151716
Cancel out the question mark

I just saw Hogan. I'm about to Hulk out brothers!

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

>>150151726
Did the picture stir up some testosterone in you? Nice. Do something boystrous

KOREEEEEEEEM

>>150151716
I had to make my own coffee this morning Tobes

>>150151738
NOW LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING MEAN GENE BROTHER! I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I SAID MY PRAYERS, I TOOK MY VITAMINS AND I HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK DUDE! NOW I'M UP HERE IN HEAVEN DUDE AND I'M REUNITED WITH MY BROTHER SCOTT HALL AND HE SAID HEY YO HULKSTER ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET THESE FUCKING NIGGERS SPIT ON GRAVE? AND I SAID HELL NO BROTHER JACK I'M ABOUT TO LET HULKAMANIA RUN WILD ONE MORE TIME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. SO I TALKED TO JESUS BROTHER AND I SAID JESUS! BROTHER! I NEED TO GO BACK TO EARTH AND BE A GHOST FOR A BIT SO I CAN TELL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS TO KISS MY TAN ASS DUDE. JESUS SAID HULKSTER YOU GOT IT BROTHER AND MAKE SURE YOU HIT ONE OF THOSE NIGGERS WITH A BIG BOOT FOR ME DUDE! I SAID SURE THING J-MAN AND NOW I'M HERE TO SAY FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING NIGGERS BROTHER. YOU BLACK PIECES OF SHIT COULD NEVER BE ME BROTHER. YOU COULD NEVER BE AN ICON LIKE ME YOU TALKING FUCKING MONKEYS. I HATE YOU NIGGERS AND I'M GLAD I SAID WHAT I SAID SO YOU CAN GO JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF NIGGERS BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET MY WIN BACK AND WHATCHU GONNA DO NIGGERS WHEN I HAUNT YOUR BLACK ASSES FOR ETERNITY AND HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOUR ASS WITH A RED AND YELLOW POLTERGEIST BROTHER!

>>150151734
imagine travelling to Rape Town for a BBC only PFL event
can't blame Francis for skipping it tbqh

>>150151760
Based as fuck

>>150151768
francine is on the run, that gay bitch nigga is squealin if he's alive and wants nothing to do with anything. Coons like him cant deal with money, he already killed a kid riding his three wheeler

>>150151734
This is starting to look bad for N'gannou, I have him the benefit of the doubt with the UFC stuff because he comes across like a nice guy that just didn't want to be consumed by the corporate world, and Dana can be a bit hasty.
PFL are also good people who have compromised a lot for him and somehow it's not going smoothly with them either.
I'm getting the feeling he's someone who understand there are things you need to do for the benefit of others even if it's not your favourite thing

Jon Jones gets involved in a hit and run and everyone hates him
Francis performs vehicular manslaughter and pays off the cops, turns up to a ufc event with a grin on his face and everyone thinks he's a pure soul

>>150151757
I'd pour that piping hot coffee into your Lap, we thankful I'm not there

Ngannou went back to ape territory, he's the nigga that throws you an eyeball and you realize oh shit, that's Francis and then unload on his monkey ass, you see this is just how life if sometimes. in the south. If I can't accept you, I simply can't.

>>150151793
francis did it while doing a sick wheelie with a motorcycle, in black ass africa, away from prying eyes, which is cool and based
jones did it with a nigger ass consumer car, on traffic cameras in america, which was cringe and gay

Good luck having a decent live life when every time it gets to that special moment and you pull your Trousers down it goes all wrong because your penis looks like the skin or Freddy Kruger's Face

>>150151793
>hit and run
>and run
Exactly. Jones ran like a BITCH. Francis owns his murder.

>>150151760
This is funny, but be serious for a second, tell me what you think about the situation

>>150151815
I always find it funny when you cunts in particular give us shit. You lost to us 200 years ago lol, and you know why we won? We were meaner and more inbred than you guys. I'm literally the progeny of hidden mountain retards. If I get my hands on you, a heeming is coming

>>150151815
Love*

>>150151832
What are you ON! about?

how about a shit and run?
and I just leave a nasty schaub pile and take off like a track star

purple toby the rwandan retard *whipcrack*

>>150151840
When you meet a British man who dealt with the same issues with cable, you want to ally with him

khamzat by round 1 submission

>>150151872
I only care about Women, Food, Art, Science, Nature, and MMA.

So just shut it if you can't speak about anything interesting

billy zane should have been a movie star

>>150151801
I rue the day I bought you down the market

purple toby the senegalese spastic

>>150151902
What's made you dislike me so much?

Also how about that photo you posted yesterday?

>>150151101
the only reason i believe this is because dricus is a low level grappler with suboptimal technique and khamzat dominated usman on the ground
if dricus manages to survive khamzat's initial grappling attack then i'm certain he wins by tko, but from what i've seen, dricus doesn't have the technical knowledge to avoid getting caught in a rear naked choke or trapped in mount
you can't rely on retard strength and pitbull toughness against an elite grappler

purple toby the nigerian nonce

>>150151915
It's just banter T (but really set the table for lunch the guests are coming) and what photo you have to refresh my memory

>>150151529
depravity

>>150151915
>What's made you dislike me so much?

>>150151915
Brits deserve worse than the immigrants taking over these days

>>150151954
You are literally replying to an immigrant

If you mean the kids I was telling sveribro how I enjoy your thread disrupting posts and posted an example

>>150151101
>>150151926
Dricus can’t stop a takedown. Khamzat will take his back in less than a minute guaranteed. Only way it doesn’t happen is if DDP lands a huge uppercut or knee on the shot

>>150151940
Ok. The photo in the bathroom

>>150151975
No man you said it was you, you were getting ready to go out

purple toby the djibouti diddler *whipcrack*

Djibouti is not a serious name for a place
>>150152016
>>150152028
That wasn't me b

I'm actually slightly offended faithful Tobias thawlt I dress like this

As above so below, so below as above

I heem all

>>150152100
Go back, you'll see I said it couldn't be you. But you never know, I was hoping not, I'd have to cut you off completely if so

Show us how you actually dress. Everybody wants to know

>>150152119
>>150152127
fields. now.

>>150152100
Bro you're 5'5 you're invisible to everyone

>>150152139
The skin is too olive and the hair that pokes up too black and thick for my liking
>>150152127
Wifebeater and y fronts

i would say this is the last time dricus will ever be underestimated, but that's just not how this sport works

About to lift for the first time since my injury. Going to try 140 for zerchers. Wish me luck

Nobody understands Moicano because they're not men. Hulk Hogan definitely would

>>150152256
*whipcrack*

>>150152267
Brough a brushed cotton duvet cover and pillow case set but this is not the finish I was expecting. Is it just me?

you'd know a lot about cotton wouldn't you *whipcrack*

>>150152319
Get the fuck out of here

>>150152299
damn interesting story brother kill yourself

>>150152329
Your sheets are probably trash and dirty too

i dont like relish or cornichons
kosher dill is the best

wait a minute, moicano been talm shit about my boy bapa b? on helwani's kike pod? what the fug b. you hate to see it. shabbos goys are the most disgusting people going

>>150151311
They are not a monopoly, they cannot afford chu not give a shit about production values.
Russians torrent/pirate the fuck out of everything (that's one of the few things Russians are based for doing). They have to look good in order to make people care enough to pay.

Minge #3 is getting uppity again going to have to go out and find summat better tonight
>>150152386
This but without a shred of irony

>>150152499
About what?

>>150152386
Brendan was talking shit unprovoked, that's what you're not getting. Moicano is well within his rights to say what ever the fuck he wants at this point

>>150152507
Used to rub my lats and cook for me now asks me to carry things and whinges

>>150152529
Kek way too comfortable. Show her some 1950s videos. Also send her over here so I can have a go on her

purple toby the mozambique molester

Mammon moicano is a can

>>150151832
Le heckin war of independence?!?

Put more effort in it b, tanzanian toblerone tinged toddler terror
>>150152589
She's a good heem I'll give her that

>>150152519
>Brendan was talking shit unprovoked
he was offering free life advice to brainlets, basically the same thing i do here for retards like you

Marauding melanated mozambiquean minor molester

>>150152228
That's quite a bit of weight good luck Tobias

guys im really trying to get my life together and quit smoking weed but its so hard my parents are away for the week and the weed shop open in an hour I hope i dont break

>>150152854
Why don't you get into selling it or something instead of trying to heel hook a square foot in a circular lock

>>150152760
Sta zito amanco.

Respectfully :)

we don’t speak ugandan here

Ugandan underage underwear usurper

title eliminator
https://x.com/mma_orbit/status/1954117054870557034

Bitch Sniffland the really pro jew you guys lolcow of the UFC said the USA would dominate MMA if they had moe money foe dem programs but surely it's the fact they're fat diabetics running on processed animal feed that is stopping them

>>150152936
That's Italian little fella.
How do you manage to make yourself sound like even more of an uneducated imbecile every day, despite starting off at rock bottom? It's actually impressive

>>150152987
We're going to see Gastalum win a fight yayyyy amazing. It'll be like old times

the stoltzfus puzzle

>>150153163
He's going to Bratwurst him, can't wait

Has kron retired?

It's simple we uh kill Arman Tsarukyan

>>150153216
https://youtu.be/poxL7K17V3g
Finally

Roman Dolidze vs. Anthony Hernandez
Steve Erceg vs. Ode' Osbourne
Iasmin Lucindo vs. Angela Hill
Andre Fili vs. Christian Rodriguez
Miles Johns vs. Jean Matsumoto
Eryk Anders vs. Christian Leroy Duncan

My balls hurt

>>150153359
Idk

>>150153359
idc

>>150153359
ic

>>150153359
Be serious

>>150153357
where will this fraud faggt end up?

>>150153359
Fluffy
Erceg
Lucindo
C-Rod
Matsumoto
Duncan

>>150153359
>Fluffy
>Ecerg
>Lucindo
>C-rod

>>150152854
What a pussy!

>>150153631
i broke

>>150153635
Mate Jon Anik slams bongs and drinks Modelos. Nothing wrong with it

>>150152854
Ngmi

>>150153635
Turn the addiction into money you great big goof and stop being a bitch ov a ting

>>150153635
You have been good you deserve a joint, just this time

>>150153582
in the title picture, soon

*astral projects into your head mid fight and spiritually heems you *

>>150150932
Yea but what has ode shown he’s kod only cans I know erceg has been chinned but he’s only been facing top level competition.

Ode generational run?

>>150153359
have some self respect

>>150153359
Dolidze
Erceg
Lucindo
Rodriguez
Matsumoto
Duncan

Enough picks now. I think two entries will suffice

*imanari rolls under a moving truck*

>>150153898
It's got the important one.

>>150153359
Fuck
Off
With
This
Shit
Nigga

golly that was embarrassing maybe no one will notice

>>150153359
This ain't it lil bro

>>150153359
hernandez
erceg
hill
c rod
johns
duncan

>>150153741
He's boxing for some interim belt

>>150153359
Fluffy
Astroboy
Lucindo
CRod
Matsumoto
CLD

>>150153766
The Gane gambit

>>150151101
Unironically yes. MW is a wasteland. Dicksuck du pleb is a garbage fighter.

Fight cards should be measured in Ganes. How many Ganes would it take to defeat every fighter on the card. This card is 0.6 Ganes

Khamzat will surely lose this time

>>150152854
I quit 2 years ago didnt feel a single craving

>>150154193
trvke

>>150152854
Smoke Crack instead, you'll forget ALL about Weed

>>150153359
Fluffy
Erceg
Hill
Fili
Matsumoto
Draw

b-but why are you talking about khamzat and dricus there is fights tonight talk about this upcuming delight in physical mastication

>>150154136
Wow....

>>150154158
Excellent idea, Monsieur.

Nick Diaz, Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin walk into a bar. They all feel thirsty so they approach the bar to order a drink. After some time, the bartender comes over. "What can I get you?" he inquires. Nick Diaz stated his order "I would like a shot of tequila because I'm a Mexican and a bud light because I'm from Stockton!" Brock Lesnar was next to order "I would like a shot of crown because I'm a Canadian and a coors light because bud light won't pay me." The bartender didn't see Shane Carwin because he was still trying to tie his shoes.

MMA peaked with Nick Diaz' Strikeforce run

sex with cameron saaiman

>>150154379
dont fret, for strikeforce nick diaz is back in the form of regular force JDM

UFC is currently suffering lower average buys for events in conjunction with the deterioration of UFC PPV buys (which has gotten even worse)
https://www.mmamania.com/ufc-news/313759/report-ufc-suffered-lower-average-buys-per-event-after-already-bad-ppv-numbers-got-worse
It would seem the DWCS model has failed and filling cards up with unranked fights between low value bums no one cares about has devalued the product

Heemando, heemando
Amigos adiós, adiós, el silencio loco
Heemando, heemando
Amigos adiós, adiós, el silencio loco

DDP basically said Khamzat's fighting skills are subpar, that's next level trash talk

>>150154542
I have refused to pay for UFC due to Dana White's close association with the Trump administration.

>>150154573
This.

Did you guys hear what Steve Erceg had to say about Ode Osbourne? Yeah he called him intelligent, for a nigger

>>150154542
they devalue the ppv product in so many ways. it doesnt have a premium feel any more. Here are a few examples—not a complete list, but enough to give a sense of the trend.
>shitting out interim belts to sell ppvs in the immediate term while degrading the integrity of the championship in the long term
>cookie cutter promos
>cookie cutter production
>hand picked media reporters
>immediate rematches lowers the stakes of any title fight

How many Ganes does it take to change a lightbulb

>>150154647
0.33 Ganes could change a blank canvas into a beautiful masterpiece

They're making a Khamzat Chimaev video game

>>150154573
For me, personally? Well I feel it's better left unsaid bruder hh

Yeah man, I'm here for a sport, not to watch Dana White stroke a crusty orange mushroom dick live on TV.

be joe fucking pyfer right fucking now

I hope everyone's enjoying themselves today

>>150154786
I've had a very bad start.

No one is ready

>>150154786
Stoned off my ass enjoying a fine doppo spresso

>>150154779
ok bappa
*loses champ rounds to old, fat mexican*

>>150154864
>implying being fat is a disadvantage
Simmer down cazzie

>>150154858
Sounds comfy but I feel you can be a bit better than that though, time off work goes really quickly

>>150154928
Summer is soon over and then it's good to be busy

>>150153359
>Anthony Hernandez
>Steve Erceg
>Angela Hill
>Christian Rodriguez
>Jean Matsumoto
>Christian Leroy Duncan

>>150154936
Don't know what you mean by that, but godspeed

>>150154946
Anthony Hernandez!? Better not

Better not

imagine tfw Khabitch realized he could just move up instead of killing fazza.

>khabib
>yes fazza?
>you were always a disappointment
>y-yes f-f-fazza

ngannou skipped pfl africa? wow almost like he never gave a shit about the sport or helping fighters and just wanted money all along

>>150155087
Prolific serial killer Francis Ngannou? A man lacking in morals? shocking

>fazza, I want to play soccer!
>no! you will be fighter! now drop your pants and touch your toes, fazza has plan

>>150155108
this begs the question, is dana white a more moral man than francis ngannou?

>fazza i always training how i have time for wife
>fazza handle wife khabib now you go live america and forget
>y-y-yes f-fazza

>>150155087
I spoke about this earlier but it's related to mma so obviously got no interest in real discussion from it. Seems like he's a bit of a selfish chap. Disappointing

>>150155136
Let's not get reckless now

>>150155121
Nice, I want to try this. But not at a piece of paper, that's boring as fuck. But definitely into the crowd at departures gate of the next flight to Japan

OHH hes got him in an armbar joe!

actually its more of a crucifix but thats fine

Dana White's Kegel Routine

Dricus via ACME device malfunction

1 bong till pfl africa
cant wait to see ngannou

>>150153359
Fluffy
Erceg
Jasmin
Rodriguez
Matsumoto
Duncan

>>150155309
You stole this from reddit

Dricus by rape madness nigger holocaust

>>150150725
#RapeDanaWhite should be trending

>>150150725
Dricus by cartoon logic

>>150155334
Many are saying this

Khamzat wins on paper but dricus cant read

>>150155330
No

I miss Anthony Smith

>>150153359
dolidze
erceg
hill
fili
kilometer jonhns
CLD

>>150155419
Yup, boying him now

Dricus by a big hammer like Bugs Bunny. Dricus by a big stick of dynamite. Dricus by piano, Dricus by anvil. zdricu

>>150153359
Hernandez
My nigga Erceg
My other nigga Hill
Rodriguez
Maatsumoto Musashi Shsihamoto Sushi
Eryk Anders show

>>150154928
you could have this out year round, put a Santa hat on him during Christmas, a Halloween costume during Halloween and of course an arrow through his head for Valentine's. A Perfect lawn decoration.

PFL Africa in 45 bings

>>150155458
>PFL Africa

Dricus by doing a funny dance like a small cartoon monkey

>>150155467
Schaub crushed it on JAXXON

Start doing this ->

Dricus by Aneurysm

Dricus by +0A9+0 e. gkek.hg :S03T d HF

>>150155535
Hate this dude.

Drocus by khamzat holding a tight rear naked choke under dricus chin so long khamzat passes out

>>150155541
hate is reality

>>150155541
paddy the baddy making you maddy

Khamzat by teeps and jabs

>>150155541
Turn on your monitor.

>>150155544
>don't you know god hates?
https://youtu.be/UONEUqv7flY?si=7swinn4Jv5xJ3jBn

Dricus by pushing until it doesn't hurt

>>150155565
oh shit nice you ever here cockroaches live? that shits their best

>>150155575
yeah its my favorite song off the album

>here
>I meant hear
dumbass
but yeah Point Blanks got some good shit.

dricus by staying composed in defensive grappling situations early and coming on strong in the later rounds against a fatigued chimaev

Cumshot's 3 middleweight wins:
the shart
2 welterweights
anyone who thinks he beats Dricus is retarded

Update on mini khabib?

>>150155591
max makes cool music in general

>>150155537
I just told my social service worker these very words

>>150155441
It's not about the Stone man, it's just in the shot serving no purose. Not even a fan of Pereira

>>150155601
a little contrived, no?

>>150155614
She married her high school sweetheart and they own a coffee shop in the suburbs of Olympia, WA.

>>150155535
Can't tell if you agree or not

>>150155627
I didn't even read that post

>>150155551
Hahahaha

imagine the pop my boy ngannou gets at PFL africa

>>150155610
Wow thankfully there's no other former welterweights in the division

>>150155674
I didn't read this

>>150155653
is the coffee good?

Yjk all the Finland posters look like Luke Rockhold especially me

>>150155644
This is one of my favourite pieces of mma media. Rogan absolutely crumbling under the pressure of the hotbox.

>>150155697
Maybe I dunno I'm kind of making this up on the fly.

>>150155707
Got to be a beast of a fly to carry human bodyweight

>>150155699
Turn off your monitor

War Machine vs Military-Industrial Complex

Suspekt

>>150155729
I seen a house fly b

Talmbout flyweight?

War machine raped me in prison back in 2011

>>150155707
she looks like she would make horrible coffee and marry some Mexican midget who owns the building

>>150155774
talmbout javier mendez b?

Dricus by scholar's mate

>>150150725
alex will win the rematch

>>150155748
What the hell they don't even have wings!

Dricus by kerblam!

I'm here and I'm still posting haha, what a saddo move

>>150150725
Dricus Du Plessis is a nigger

I remember listening to the JRE with War Machine and they were talking about CTE and War Machine says "Joe, I'm worried, sometime when I go the mall I come back out and I can't remember where I parked my car" and Rogan laughed so hard it was hilarious

Uhh yeah it feels like I'm cumming out my ass nigguh

Dee bros we are so back!!

Literally heem day and this place is fucking dead. Great job janny you finally killed heem you fucking giga faggot.

>>150155902
Tobes delete this you are giving away your location

>>150155978
Dee for dwarf?

>>150155978
I believe him.

Yeah I'm *looks at card*
Aw you kno what? Forget it

Toby!

*Cracks whip*

Back to work, boy

>>150156004
I feel someone who's been dreaming of giving me an irl slap is going to turn up any minute

Fuck I thought du bussy vs brazza was tonight
Is the poofc fight night worth watching?

>>150156071
Hahaha, you fucking RETARD!

Jesus Christ now you're posting topless children get a grip Tobias

>>150156071
What's the card today then

But who cares, what's the worst that could happen, would probably be funny to see the news rage haha

Peckham Rye is where I am, meet me in the center aaahhh

>>150156100
Get back to the field toby that cotton ain't gonna pick itself.

who is toby?

>>150156100
I'm calling the police and telling them you have a laser pointer.

>>150156100
The worst that can happen is picrel now go pull and stop posting here

>>150156093
An Apex classic with African Ozzy Osbourne as the co-main

>>150156116
My Beecher hands off Adebisi

Toby is a rat na-na-nana HEY
Toby is a rat na-na-nana HEY

pfl africa is live

>>150156168
Wgaf

>>150156168
*cough cough* hope you're safe leafbro heard about the wildfires *cough cough*

>>150156124
Kek oh shit, no thank you to that

I thank Africa every day for coming down from space to Earth an exterminating all the giant spiders so use white people could have a safe planet to live on.

>>150156178
I'm not who you should be worried about you have enemies both domestic and foreign (pakistani) itt

>>150153359
Anthony Hernandez
Steve Erceg
War Angela Hill
Christian Rodriguez
Jean Matsumoto
Christian Leroy Duncan

Erin is a girl's name playa

>>150156207
>>150156207
>>150156207

God fucking damn it.