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St Kilda beat Richmond
Brisbane vs Sydney
Carlton vs Gold Coast
Port Adelaide vs Fremantle
Letโs be better this thread, yeah lads?
AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Markingโs lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!
Crowds all snore,
Half-timeโs a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!
Ohhhโ
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footyโs slow demise!
My ai girlfriend fucking cheated on meโฆ
Personally I feel like the dees should have achieved more than one covid flag with the team they had
>>150151309I agree. They had a great team, and all they achieved was a massive * GF
>>150151309Game moved past lists like Melbourne and Carltons
>>150151309they turned to shit after they changed to naarm. go woke go broke.
commiepoof really got btfo last thread good job boys
dear swasn, pls beat bane
t. catters
based little gook trainer
hope pav does the right thing and fucks off the gay pride shit round
SO glad to not have to listen to him on the perth games anymore
>>150151351>pav>basilperth likes big nosed men, don't they?
>>150151351Seems a strange appointment. What credentials or experience does he have other than being good at footy?
>>150151361>What credentials or experience does he have other than being good at footy?but enough about australian sports journalism
>>150151298might not have time for it but would reccy a day trip out of hoi an riding the hai van pass, the 'top gear road'
Iโd rather support western united than Collingwood atm
>exif data stripped and 'jakked
kill me
I've been basedjacked twice today, a new shockingly bad record for me. I might take the night off from this place
>>150151344Banes only won last year because it was a grand final. Swans are super strong otherwise.
seen on the gram theres this road/ride thing in viet nam where you sit in a little billy cart and go whipping down hill at breakneck speeds and they have tree branches in the way waiting to take your head off and brick walls on the road to smash your face on if you hit them
looks like mad fun i;d have a go
>>150151361multiple successful businesses, Bachelors in Science and a Masters in Business Administration
/alf/ vietnam ha giang loop boys trip over new years
i'd go to vietnam and start calling myself phuc long dong then hold my banh mi around my crotch and tap girls with it
bane fans are such fucking whingers my god
>>150151419go easy on them most of them only started following footy in 2019
>>150151388Doing the ladder predictor.
Brisbane can legitimately miss out on the 8 if they drop this game.
>Freo in Fremantle>Hawks at the GabbaBoth losable. They lose those, they're out.
>>150151428kek good point
Date tonight, NEED this girl to suck my cock tonight
'support staff' are the office workers of afl
>dead thread
told you no one actually cares about the lions (or swans). the east coast is firmly rugby territory
>>150151493not really true. nrl threads regularly take 3 to 5 days to reach 500 posts
Weird how a female and a male go on a 'date' to eat dinner with one another. They both think of fucking one another all night whilst they eat. But it's the elephant in the room, they completely ignore it. And then most of the time they awkwardly just say bye to one another and never end up fucking. It's all pretend, neither of them are actually interested in the actual dinner, they are just waiting for sex that never eventuates. Weird stuff
>>150151517Clueless incel.
Banes have started skiing. It's over.
it'd be funny if the collective unconscious of the afl all decided implicitly to engineer the rest of the season so that collingwood fall out the 8
>>150151493there are fans of both here but this is a boring inconsequential game which bane will win
Chad Warner's cock and arsehole
>>150151562wild that we've seen it
>>150151510As if thatโs a metric. League fans are normies and donโt visit basket weaving forums full of incels
Iโm often saying things that would be considered โpolitically incorrectโ, but I donโt give a shit. I speak my mind, I donโt give a fuck
>>150151587you used the same metric to declare it wasnt popular
>>150151605Youโre a fucken retard. East coast is firmly league territory, get over it, deal with it
Potters such a moody cunt
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea hitting the post is worth nothing
It should be worth at least 10 points because itโs harder to do
>>150151622I live here. afl is far more popular. League used to be the most popular, union used to be second, afl is easily more popular now on the coast anyway.
Western Sydney and places like Cessnock league is still more popular but it's honestly a dying game, probably because theyre all.islanders and lebs now with hardly any white dudes or probably because its just a shit game idk
Youre just going to have to cope with that fact you braindead cunt
>>150151646>I live hereNow I know youโre full of shit
>>150151635No on that hits the post is trying to hit it. Might as well start paying points for kicks that go out on the full.
>>150151670Thatโs retarded
>>150151679So is 10 points for hitting the post, champ.
>>150151655I've lived in nsw my whole life and watched nrl die
Its only kept alive for gambling
Nrl and afl are both dying meanwhile soccer is thriving cross state boundaries
>>150151707Crisp fellow Soccerchad, now is our time
>>150151707just mums giving their kids a safe sport to play before they move onto afl or league
only people who play it into adulthood and even teen years are wogs and women
>>150151723Unironically a Kiev
https://youtube.com/shorts/4LOLgsmRMmA?si=HoGdeeUr_gxy5Md7
rewatched this last night
made me realise how grim Australia really is
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>>150151723Fuck your conventional ideas of dinner and frozen apple pie is amazing. I eat what I want, when I want
>>150151753>Half an apple pie and bottle of chocolate milk for dinnerBased fat 12 year old.
>>150151723lamb koftas and greek salad uleh
>>150151753are you one of those cunts who walks around with a 2l chocolate milk everywhere?
>Super Saturday
>Both matches have actually been enjoyable
Fox Footy-sama, I kneel.....
>>150151753Crisp anon's mumza who provides ice cream for breakfast
I wish I could enjoy the simple pleasures of life, but I'm too cerebral
just give us the cup already
>>150151812The way this round is going they'll lose to iggs.
Sydney matches are always enjoyable
Heeney, a new south welshman, is the best player in afl
Adelaide are only going to win a flag because Dawson learnt his craft at the swans
Grundy is the best ruckman in the competition now because of Sydney
Warner would be a literal who if Longmire didnt guide him same with Gulden
If you hate the Sydney Swans you hate afl
>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4
>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998
>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi
>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era
>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth
>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)
>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final
>First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney
Why the fuck are the Lions so shit at the Gabba this year? They will honestly be better off not finishing top 4 because they won't be playing at home.
>>150151812>get good the year the entire league decides to become shitIll take it kek
Still expect heartbreak somewhere
This is the swans grand final.
>either pies or Brisbane will miss the finals
>>150151877Faggots should've tried playing one last September.
>>150151857Do people find this attractive? They're too big to the point of being distracting.
>>150151859>They will honestly be better off not finishing top 4 because they won't be playing at home.Don't worry.
>>150151430
Get rid of ruck free kicks. Get rid of them. They are so fucking stupid. No one ever knows what's infringement has been made or who's done it.
>>150151891Good luck with that, tranny.
>Saturday night
Why arenโt you here?
garn pub to watch fred with mates feels good man
anyone watching the chinese commentary on the bri v syd match?
wtf i turned the game off at half time are sydney going to win this
i hope so
>>150151920get rid of ruck frees, in the back only for pushes not tackles, punish drawing high contact with a free against (still supports the protect the head narrative), get rid of knocked out in the tackle
>>150151963Spend most of my time on reddit now really.
>>150151430not sure what would be funnier, if pies or bane lost out
>>150151968based kevin parker
Been on the rums since this arvo starting to feel a bit aggro aye
garn pub to watch people with mates feels lone man
>>150151980Wish I had some spirits the beers just arenโt cutting it
>>150151971based gook sydney fan kid
garn hub to watch people mate
>>150151968this but crown
>>150151987you can do that anywhere, and don't call me mate
>>150151993i'll call you anything i want especially late for dinner champ
Wish I was more successful, I reckon then the loneliness wouldnโt hit as hard
lads, charlie just posted
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the fuck
if he was on a ufc card he'd be isaac heemey iykwim hah
>>150151997dunno, he's stinking it up desu
kek zac bailey you ducking poof that's what you fucking get
i'll be the bane of your existence when i vapourise it champ
this ching ching ping mf is playing with fire making the price of my coffee and snackies go up
What's wrong /afl/? You've gone silent this thread. Trying to pretend that you're actually doing something with your Saturday? lol.
>>150152048With Brisbane losing I've switched over to /nrl/
Shiels sent straight to the tribunal for heeming his teammate's spine.
why is pissbane fucking up getting megpiss out of the top 4
im going for a walk by myself and listen to music like every other night
why the fuck couldnโt swans play like this before? they so easily could have made the 8
thread is noticeably quiet when brisbane are losing for some reason
Yet another disgraceful Gabba performance from the Lions. What the fuck is wrong with them there this year? You just know they'll beat Freo at Optus to put top 4 back on the table and then lose to Hawks at the Gabba in the last week.
>>150152070Brisbane is missing Payne, Lester, Starcevich and Answerth from their defence as well as Neale in the midfield and Lions have kicked it to the Swans defenders all night going forward.
>>150152089the running from behind to get on the mark part was bs
knocking the ball out was there I think
>>150152089Over the mark (1st) and then knocking the ball away (2nd).
>ashcroft goes for the duck
>>150152094>>150152098right
i don't think you should be able to award 2 50s at the same time, have to give at least a few seconds
>>150152105half the bane team ducks, bailey, both ashcrofts, lohman, it's embarrassing as fuck
Lions have had like 6 set shots to regain momentum and fucked every one of them. Blown so many chances.
>>150152109Shut up, faggot.
>>150152120banebabby? cry kek
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>>150152122Which awesome team do you support, faggot?
>>150152128Not sure about the presentation, but otherwise looking good mate
>>150152128That looks like shit.
Swansbros eating good tonight
damn banechildren sure are easy to upset, all i said was the truth that bane players love a duck, sad
>>150152146Eating cock. The official dish of the city of Sydney.
>>150152148Who do you barrack for, faggot? Why won't you name them?
you know that weird feeling you get when you have 2 pints and then stop drinking?
Pooey undies up in Brisbane.
>>150152148the funniest thing was bailey immediately ducked for a shot on goal
business idea: do that last september
>>150152109>have to give at least a few secondsThey were two different offences and very clear. Knocking the ball away when the player was running for the first 50 is peak retarded.
I feel intoxicated and haven't even had a beer yet
think it's the full moon I always get a manic on full moons
Explain Eric Hipwood to me.
>>150152128Prefer mine desu
>>150152164yeah kek
he did an egregious one in the first? quarter i think as well, literally dropped to his knees
>>150152171fair enough, i didn't see it that well
reminds me of the double 50 against richmond that one time when the guy didn't clear out
need travel recs for my upcoming sex pest holiday
Crazy how Brisbane will miss the 4 and potentially the 8
>>150152186Cambodia, peru
rode down wellington st on my bike in the rain earlier, you could say I was wet on wellington
might put a cheeky hundred on bulldogs winning the flag
Pav has really turned the club around.
brisbane letting everyone down
Iโm good yeah Iโm feeling alright,
Baby imma have the best f*cking night of my life,
And wherever it takes me Iโm down for the ride,
Baby donโt you know Iโm good yeah Iโm feeling alright,
Cos Iโm good yeah Iโm feeling alright,
Baby imma have the best f*cking night of my life,
And wherever it takes me Iโm down for the ride,
Baby donโt you know Iโm good yeah Iโm feeling alright,
crazy how fred will be top 4 after tonight
OLI: Youโre pretty good at this.
Maybe they were rightโmaybe you lot really do belong in the-
A conglomerate of suds slid off the front of the plate I was in the middle of scrubbing as a concentrated force met abruptly with the back of the head. The hand that provided it was far too big to belong to my little sister, so there was only one other possible culprit. Both of hers were preoccupied with orchestrating the interplay between a tea-towel and a drinking glass anywayโฆ
OLI: Ow! I was only jokingโฆ
PETERS: Yes, well Iโd prefer if you didnโt joke about that sort of thingโ
especially in front of somebody her age.
They tend to internalise those kinds of sentiments, you know.
OLI: Nah, sheโs more mature than that; you heard her beforeโ
using all those fancy words like โentreatโ, and โwhoreโ.
The girlโs much smarter than you give her credit for.
EMI: Itโs okay, sirโI know women donโt belong in the sink.
I handed the plate on to Emi to rinse and dry.
>>150152227Brisbane can beat Hawthorn in the last round and Hawthorn can still be ahead of Collingwood on percentage.
So still on.
>>150152217>warner>pav>coxWestern Australia will be the balm Sydney's sore torn anus needs.
Think I might go watch the darts live from Wollongong.
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>>150152276oh sure, it's just one possibility missed out of many
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Freo might have to fold if they miss finals due to losing to this Port team
>>150152361holy fuck dolphins getting heemed
>>150152368chink fishermen are evil. burn their boats.
>>150152376japs arent chinks you moron
Luke Littler v Damon Heta is about to start lads. Get on the darts
Scene: Aisle 3 โ savoury snacks, confectionery
EMI: Gotta get some chippies to watch the footy with!
OLI: Alas, potatoes don't have eyesโฆโmuch less do chipsโ
and even if they did: I hear they prefer Leagueโฆ
[OLI checks the bag of potatoes in his bag for any errant eyes.]
EMI: Mmmโyou've heard a lot of things, haven't you?
[EMI rightly flicks her brother on the nose for acting like a wanton dandy.]
You coming over to watch the Swans play
on Saturday?
OLI: Wouldn't miss it!
EMI: [beseeching Mr. PETERS] โฆUnless?
PETERS: Sorry Emi, this excursion is a one off.
Maybe in a couple of years from nowโฆ
EMI: Oh well, it was worth a tryโฆ
โฆThey're playing
Carlton, so it's basically a free win.
OLI: I wouldn't be too quick to omen that;
The Blues haven't looked too bad so far, and they've
got arguably the best midfielder in
the entire league inโฆ
EMI: Yeahโbut it's still only Carlton.
OLI: Fair pointโฆ
[OLI begins wheeling the trolley towards the front of the aisle.]
EMI: You're not gonna get any?
OLI: Nah, I prefer these.โ [holds up box of โpizzaโ flavoured biscuits]
As โtis written: โwith flavour you can seeโ.
EMI: And so does everything else! You see these?
[holds up bag of salt โnโ vinegar chips]
They look like chips, and they taste like them too.
OLI: Oh! but these areโThus spake:โโbakรจd, not friedโ.
EMI: And does that make them healthier or something?
OLI: [checking the nutrition label at the back of the box]
By the transubstantial body of Christ, no!
But they taste goodโwhich is all that matters.
[OLI adds a few boxes to the trolley. They begin heading to the next aisle.]
EMI: What about lollies?
OLI: Fie on them!โtoo sugary.
โฆI really would like to get some berries, though;
I'm sure I can afford at least one punnetโฆ
[Exeunt]
crow going for port tonight
>>150152482>darts in austhanks
just found out my uncle bob died...
who is the cuban pete of afl
reminder poort will not get 20K through the gates tonnight because their fans are fair-weather casuals and likely at the monster trucks or the greyhounds or some poor cunt bogan shit instead
it's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll
>>150152590>wherever i am i must build dam literally smarter and more productive than niggers and jews
we need a pre thread song like how port has one, something to get us pumped up for a night of posting
>>150152590The stupid creature is on autopilot. Stop and think you idiot you don't need to dam the hallway off
today i learned my african mate believes cats are literally witches
>>150152320um
i can see her clam
>didnt even think to vc bazlenka
>dawson being rested
>grundy dropping a shit score against no rucks
>had the vc on nick daicos the flog
its all so tiresome
>>150152669Had it on NWM and the VC on Grundy by accident kek, could've been much worse
it's a long way to goal cops if you want to kick a goal iykwim haha
I don't have any African mates
>>150152680thinking c on whitfield
>>150152686that doesn't even make sense
>>150152696>t. tries to cover up his blatant attempts at scabbing 50m frees
eddie betts just said "winned"
>>150152711well he is a boong and on fox what do you expect, proper queens english?
t minus 6 minutes until they play "never tear us apart"
>>150152715whereabouts in sweden are you, m8?
mum's pissing off back to รrebro tomorrow
Not that I ever liked INXS but whatever tolerance I had for them has gone due to Port with their bullshit usage of that song.
>>150152756i heard michael hutechence died of aids
>>150152756>we wuzzing a band from sydneylol
*proceeds to get torn apart*
>>150152771I used to have an arse like that
>>150152765no but steven aids
>>150152792based jarryd strafford
>this is supposedly the best australian song ever
lmao
Anyway, I'm just making an appearance. I won't nor I shan't be watching either of these games.
>>150152816what are you doing instead?
>>150152798cosmopolitan cockhead
i love dwayne so much i wish he commentated every game
>>150152809normalfags are retarded as usual
listen to foetus
>>150152824it do be like that
>>150152820Cutting my hair.
>>150152829those arent the same person
are the other teams circling Carlton like vultures ready to pick their list apart?
who wanking they dick off
>>150152839meant god bless australia
I remember when Michael Hutchins died and everyone had to learn what Autoerotic Asphyxiation was
I'm sorry but what "prior opportunity" did he have to legally dispose of the ball?
not evens a Suns supporter (nobody is) but that was horseshit
>>150152876I learned from bill (from kill bill)
>>150152851yeah
they're probably the only team in that position atm, would've been melbourne last year but they held on to their big players for some reason
made a song
everybody wanna wing wing woong
everybody wanna ding ding doong
Harry Mckay is a gifted goal kicker
fucking hate travelspergs so much
it's pretty slow tonight, is everyone out?
Are they REALLY the mighty freo dockers or do they just say that
i hate tradies, ambos, nurses and people who go to the gym
>>150152945they're whatever you want them to be hon. dream big!
nothing excites me in footy quite like the potential for a team to have a goalless first half or potentially the holy grail in footy for me which is witnessing a goalless game
>>150152906Thought of a second verse
everybody wanna suck suck cock
everybody wanna cum cum bum
burgoyne has the most nerdish voice
What even is the crowd for this shamble of a prime time slot
Barely looks 10k
Poos are done
WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT YEAR OF FOOTBALL
DILL: YOU'RE A DISGRACE
KANE: YOU WORTHLESS BARREN CUNT
port are relentlessly shit lol
>>150153004FUGGEN
D I S
I
S
Anthony Hudson's mannerisms and facial expressions in the McDonalds ad is so weird. What the fuck is his problem?
>>150152964who don't you hate?
Theres nothing better than watching port get belted
bit tough watching these games
>donโt send a ute to do a hiluxs job
So what do I send then?
>>150153013he's a poofy midget with zero talent who likes yelling
Never cared less about footy than this year
Even the asterisked COVID years meant more
Why is this? Is the new broadcasting deal killing the place of the game in our psyche? Has it just been a truly shit year and we'll bounce back next year?
Haven't watched a full game for over two months now. Might watch the GF but that will be about it.
>>150152599port customer here, would unironically be at the monster trucks if they were on
>>150153006love to see it
>>150153022no one is watching these besides fans of the teams
this whole round is meh desu and the game that was meant to be good (thursday) was a massive letdown
Maybe I'm just old now, but who can be arsed watching a game of footy until 22:30?
Hudson used to be good but he's just annoying now
Another freezing Saturday night spent all alone
would anyone like to kick the footy with me tomorrow?
lmao this old boomer port customer near the commentators is cracking me up
Just destroyed a pack of garlic bread. Feel bloated as fuck.
Two pointless and shit games of footy
Fuck off
>>150153006this broke them
>>150153071back when teams had the killer mentality
Does kicking a goal count as metres gained?
it truly feels like the players and commentators don't even give a shit about these games
few weeks ago I ate a family pizza, a stick of garlic bread with 12 ales
Reckon I'd rather watch ads than sit in this awkward silence Kayo insists upon.
>>150153100they should just have a screen showing subway surfers while you weight
kenny seems pretty adamant on simply giving up, does that mean he's already got another job lined up? call centre or something? maybe a delivery driver for a pizza shop with a 3.2 star rating?
>>15015308307 Cats v 00 Bombers who wins?
pondering the amount of points port has scored this season
>>150153112Footy is the winner.
>>150153096Sometimes it's you or me when you're staring at yourself in the mirror.
do you guys actually watch the kayo screens or ads instead of doing something like pissing or getting food during breaks
>>150153112Cats by so much it'd be a bigger margin than Port.
Likewise, 2025 Iggs would smash the 2007 cats.
port havent had a decent forward line since robbie grey retired. dixon was old broken and useless, marshall is made a paper tissue. our mid field was so good it let us bully the shit teams enough that we made finals the past few years but wasn't enough alone to actually compete in finals. we bled amon, houston, duursma to other clubs, and now we are completely fucked and have no draft picks. honestly dont see how we come back from here with tassie coming into the comp soon.
>>150153122Who are "Stan", "Enzo" and "Yu" anyway?
>>150153126Food is next to me, piss jug is at my feet.
Finally made Platinum QFF this week
Not sure I will make it to Platinum One in the 6 weeks remaining in my FF year
>>150153129Didn't you recruit Ratugolea as a forward?
wow that carlton alfw player is very cute damn. is she lez?
>>150153133here i am stuck in the middle with you
Butters and Bolton with some beautiful set shot abilities
>>150153141corr. also ratugolea is a spud who can't mark or kick in the forward line.
>>150153146Thats none of your business pervert
>>150153141Look at that ceiling. They laid a lot of pipe.
>>150153157I've been saying Ratatouille is dog shit for years. Geelong really fleeced Port. Can't believe they didn't just walk away.
>>150153167i thought it was a good film tho
Another couple of awful games of football
can't stand patton oswald tbqh
>>150153141litterally every player we've picked the last couple of seasons is terrible to the point I think whoever is managing our list is lowkey trying to sabotage port. ratugolea, zirk-thatcher, soldo, lukosius, sweet etc. are all mid at best. we lucked out with horne-francis getting home sick, everyone else would struggle to get on-field time at any other decent club
Can't even have these games on in the background. Just terrible.
>>150153183Ratugolea has had a really good season as a defender. Felt like he was kinda key for you guys this year.
But yeah... he was recruited as a forward, kek
That was a pretty crisp goal.
>>150153193He's only ok as a back because he doesn't need to mark or kick straight
>but butters on the bench
>lose
Goal of the year sorted just then. KINO.
>>150153193>he was recruited as a forwardthat's like 50% of all key backs desu
sicily moore comben etc
>Freo aiming for top 4
>Have a free win against Port
>Going for percentage to secure their finals spot
> . . .
>Get smashed and lose
kek. Drag em down.
wtf is thefreestreams port stream so shithouse?
>willie "the boong" rioli
>mac andrews with a big fist from behind
typical nig behaivour
Pies are laughing at Fred rn
Lied to the GP this arvo when he asked me how often I drink. Think I might need help with alcohol.
Imagine if fred lose kingy and kaneo will be flagellating each other over it on SEN.
>>150153282How often do you drink?
my gp is a fat cunt who doesn't want me walking more than 6k steps a day
>>150153269Love having things in and around my arse as well.
love hearing commentators laughing over my team losing or doing their best to talk about nick daicos or whatever flavour of the week player the footy media has decided to suck off rather than discuss my team's performance
sick to fucking death of footy this year, this has been a complete fucking disaster
>eleni doing centre bounce
>it bounces like 60% of the way up
why is this allowed
>>150153290every few minutes
Yeah i have to admit i love a big dildo up my ass it feels so fucking good
>>150153302she gives 100% in the afl board room
If you're drunk is it better to do the rbt or not
wtf that went over the line
>>150153302because shes a cute girl
>>150153313Don't do it they just use it as evidence
christ the umps are hot on 50s these days
gf just groaned and ran off to the toilet, thinking that ethiopian curry she had earlier is disagreeing with her
won't ever be hearing a negative word about aliir aliir again from you utterly worthless spastics
>>150153344Why's that mate? I'm not watching the football so I don't know what you're on about.
>>150153360imagine the kilos of heroin being shipped
>>150153360Huh. I thought he was Australian
>>150153360>what you expect at the AMP vs what you get
>>150153360just the pork banh mi thanks
fred deserves to lose this, soulless club with not a single redeeming feature
>lost you licence? sucks to be you
the fact that shame based tactics like this are not only normalised but celebrated in society to the point where they are state sponsored really shows how ruthlessly narcissistic and soulless our culture has become
>>150153141You're filming from the wrong angle, retard!
Sick of being the loser club
Banning women from driving would save society
told you cunts I was nervous, never doubt the ability of this shit club to fuck up
Got fired lads
>finish up a shift and get one of the lads to help me pack up
>two of the girls tell me on the two-way theyll head back to compound
>I get on the two-way and say Iโll meet you there for a knock off time
>say to the lad helping me that Iโd give a weeks pay to push their shit uphill
>caveman grunting ensues
>I look down at two-way radio
>button is still stuck on
>I gulp
>finish pack up, heart beating, the girls are no where to be seen
>call from HR
>come in tomorrow for a meeting
>>150153412shame is based but it needs to be directed at sluts, homosexuals and physically weak men
>>150153412>we want more people using public transport!>heh, you use public transport? you must be a dropkick loser lmaofucking hell every government in this country is beyond incompetent
what happened to max king. crazy how one brother is so much better
>>150153429they've arranged your new pay for the week
whenever I've been shamed in my life it just made me more resolved in not doing whatever I was being shamed into doing
Just feel sick about this.
>>150153429so you haven't been fired yet? maybe they just want to discuss your super contribution
>>150153360Mother daughter combo, you reckon?
constantly breathing in car exhaust is going to be one of those things we think about how retarded it was in the future
>>150153457because shame today is used to push men to be more gay and poofy
>>150153470I'm thinking how retarded it is now
>>150153360love viets
love thais
simple as
I look at the smile on that dad's face and I just "get it", y'know? He's a battla -- just like me...
>>150153470this but the millions of unborn babies that are murdered each year
I have always been a fucking dropkick loser, dumb as shit, not good at anything, useless
>>150153470Lithium batteries create fumes too tho
>>150153467No, I did. That was Thursday. I went in Friday. And I feel shit too cause old mate Lionel who was helping me got the sack too
A 100% efficient combustion engine creates 0 harmful fumes
Apart from irrelevant micronations and oil-rich Arab shitholes, Australia emits the most greenhouse gas in the world per capita.
>>150153497when you an hero, can you die taking out a CEO? might as well leave the world in a better place
When did you stop feeling proud of being an Australian and mad at the people that made you feel that way?
I dont fit in
I've never fit in
Australia is a celtic nation subjugated by an anglo-jewry elite class
Has there ever a worse small forward pair than Motlop and Fogerty? Kek.
>>150153535errm australia is built on immigrants thoughever?
>>150153470exhausts are very clean these days. there's faaaar more pollution generated by car tyre particles. ironically evs are even worse for that too since they're so much heavier.
FUCKING BOLTON
GET HIM OFF
>>150153557Completely irrelevant tbdesu
Odds that port win this and ruin freo's chances of playing finals?
I wish i was friendly and sociable
What is this shit quite honestly. How is this ****ing shithouse Port team pulling out a ****ing highlights ****ing reel. I'm getting sick to death of this **** piss!
i'm the archetype of the fool
>>150153535so? what are you going to do about it? kill yourself to save the planet?
Fuck, why did I have those M&M's? I was satisfied. That put me over the edge and now I feel uncomfortably full.
KICK BETWEEN THE ****ING STICKS YOU OVERPAID ASSHOLES!!!!
>>150153630where is your self-respect man
>Pearce returns
>Fred defence falls apart
pair of bitches
zak butters is too good for poort, why is he one of the few athletes in this entire shitty sport who consistently puts in an effort every game? literally never seen him have a quiet one
Kill all whores, gays all those who suppress the name of Jesus's christ
will never forget pearce did a tv interview with the topic being how it will feel to be the first freo premiership captain
>>150153470well there goes tomorrow night's plans
>>150153650he only touched the ball ten times last week
>fred won't play finals
HOWLING
>>150153470not bus exhaust thoughbeit
You can have Jye Amiss, Dan McStay or Eric Hipwood as your 2nd tall forward: Who do you take?
I'm going to fuck sophie thatcher up her bumhole if it's the last thing i do
>Port going to choke this away
kek
>>150153686I'll take HIV, thanks.
Bolton is fucking useless
>>150153665i didn't watch it so what i said is still true
players should be docked 10% of their match fee for every goal they miss
>Fyfe subbed into the game
He's about to style on Port. Game over.
You vill drive your government tracked vehicle mobile you villnot be able to fix your car at your local mechanic shop
>>150153666wait till you go east a little
>>150153721just kicked his own teammate in the head
I've seen enough, no team deserves the flag this year.
>EVERYONE in the top 8 are frauds except the crows
have bad chafing between my legs from todayโs walk
>>150153751the crows are frauds
literally the softest fixture in the league and have barely beaten any top sides
>>150153756put some cream
>>150153743https://wplace.live/
>>150153767WHEN they beat the pies next week they will be 1 win against top 8 sides fewer than 2017 when they made the grand final. Their soft draw has played them into form and they have by far the best forward line in the league. 2 home finals can easily go all the way. The point is all the teams below them are even more fraudulent
>>150153751>Just don't mention the fixture
>>150153658>america haters are all communist abo loversfigures
>>150153756AIDS, you've got 6 weeks.
Absolutely gay shit season
you'd had to be a cock sucking faggot to like this faggot nonsense
Kill niggers & kikes
Lukosious is made out of paper.
I like faggots, niggers and kikes
>>150153799imagine if he played against anthony rock
I'm not "white" I'm a celt, I'm not falling for the anglo Jewish bs I'm not German I'm not anglo, French Scandinavians IM A CELT idea about your fake ra e bs especially not going to be grouped together with angl*s
> todd marshall made of glass
> lukosious made of glass
> rioli fat as shit
> ollie lord so dogshit they put him down back this game
our forward line is fucking grim
>Nick Daicos after I heem some sense into him after I catch him coming out of WoW AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A
>>150153839Who's that supposed to be?
>>150153834To be fair ports forward line has been its Achilles heel for YEARS
>>150153839>that face colour compared to other skin colourHe being choked?
>>150153848That's me dad and your mum
>>150153838Based, SHALL be using this and crediting "anonymous" for the prompt
>>150153848newie mcnewson
>>150153857nah just dying
rip king
>>150153857he's having his cock sucked
what's the afl equivalent of warnie's death
and don't give me some pathetic pooicidal nonsense by some weak-gutted mutt like frawley, selwood(s) or walls
>>150153857massive blood pressure probs from his dirty, clotted blood
>>150153756I don't understand how fat you must be to chafe. I literally run 15km a day and have never chafed
I never cared about Shane warne
>>150153839I don't even like cricket but Warnie is a legend.
Jesus pisses on the graves on those that commit suicide and laughs as they suffer an eternity of pain
>>150153839Coastie here, qrd?
jesus christ the kike that was nailed to some wood
>>150153875I see that as the girl standing over him. He looks like a tradie but most of those only have 11 inch penises, not 3 foot long ones.
>>150153885the guy that fell off the tree in vegas.
Suicide is the only act that can reduce a White Man to being lower than a kike, nigger, faggot or muslim dog
gonna read my big book of jewish fairytales before bed tonight
>>150153914your read you own autobiography?
REV IT UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
Is this the season of the fraud?
I don't get how you can be redpilled on the jews and not be a Christian
>>150153943you dont get dick either lmao loser
>>150153943if you're "redpilled" on the jews why would you be a christian, aka literally worship a jew
remember when all those sportsmen were dropping from heart attacks on the pitch?
>>150153964no because it didn't happen you dumb faggot
>>150153964>from heart attacks on the pitch?That was soccer players in England/Europe, which it sounds like you're from.
59
md5: b45ee3c93f22fa9aa2b6519fc5165cc8
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>>150153899The name Tuggerawong has been in my psyche since I was young because my nan/dad would always remind me that their house there once flooded and couldn't be returned to.
When I travelled to Canberra for the first time on my year 6 camp and saw a sign for "Tuggeranong" I nearly had an aneurysm
>>150153967>>150153970try to stay calm lads wouldn't want to get those hearts overworked
LMAO get fucked you lanky spastic
>>150153977You know she's sucking cock tonight
>>150153973Warnie was a national icon and only jeets and trannies say otherwise.
>>150153979do NOT look up bunbury and sunbury
>>150153973you deserve to have your teeth kick out your arse you vermin little dog
>>150153996I will now tune in
voss is a great big spastic
>>150153977That's my sister
>>150153979mighta met them - i run the coast
>>150154009maggot filth bet you got bullied in warnie by a blonde-tipped chad
YOU WILL NEVER RIP A MASSIVE LEGGIE
ngl, I've had too much red wine
odds have a wank
evens
I don't know anyone other than my dads mates who watch or care about cricket i only semi know the rules because in school the pdhpe teacher made us play
>wrestling isn't real
based mental midget
Shane Warne and Hulk Hogan are my heroes
The only thing keeping cricket live is the media and cricket Australia's lobbyers in the government it has to be the fastest dying sport in the country
FUCK BOLTON
FUCK BANFIELD
USELESS DOGS
corr
>tfw no cardio bunny ump gf
>>150154061nrl exists mate
>>150154070i wish there more cute lithe cardiobunnies around, absolutely SICK of fat fridge chicks with thick stumpy legs thinking they're "fit"
>>150154069bolton was at least good for the first quarter but banfield is indefensible
test cricket is the highest form of sport
What hppened regarding Eleni?
>>150154061Wasn't the boxing day series just gone the most attended ever?
Cricket fans cry if you tell them that their sport is dead they unironically still think it's the number 1 sport in Australia as if it's the 1970s the NBL has more fans than fucking cricket
>>150154088yesh saar okay
pls bump my /bant/ thread
>>150154077rent free in your head
>>150154090Bullshit. The BBL is going so well they're expanding to multiple new teams AND New Zealand.
>>150154090cricket is dead
footy and rugby are dying quickly
casual spectation of basketball and soccer are booming
>>150154093Nice non-answer tranny
One time I was walking past some Indians playing cricket in the park and they hit the ball right near me and hit a car and caused a big dent in it lmao
>>150154112I was saying yes, but it was mostly Indians there
Cricket belongs to Bharat
ROZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Susan from Harvey Norman's Next Gen AI add is HOT AS FUCK.
Brazilian butt lift league
>>150153973You'll be fucking stabbed
when it comes to counting flags, the dockers stop at nothing
remember when retards took an untested experimental "vaccine" so they could go to the footy KEK
never underestimate MY Freds ability to fuck things up
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Oh noooo are all the wogs and wigger zoomies watching gay wog and nagger sports nooo
>>150154132is that the woggy milf with the curly hair? corrr she's gorgeous
power love getting cucked on the home ground
Looms bros............we ain't eating tonight
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-NG
REV
IT
UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8
we've got the power to fart
the power to shart
Anyone know where I can buy rohypnol
KEK
>poort est. 1996 we exist to win preemierships
>>150154195>>>/gif/29258535
going life and death with poort lol fred out in the elimination final
This season is fucking AIDS
Hahahahahahahahahahahs get fucked poort trannies
>>150154195they give away for free m8
pointless shit game
fuck off afl house you're not going to fool us
maggot filth
All those Bane customers out of the 4 while Maggies are in it ahahahaha
>>150154215Pies aren't even making the 8 mate
HEAVE YOU WHITE DOGS
(still not convinced)
>>150154215bane will still win the whole lot they are a different team come finals
you will lose your first final and be out
OH WOW A CLOSE GAME BETWEEN TWO FRANCHISE TEAMS I REALLY GIVE A FUCK
GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DOGS
YOU DESRVE TO DIE A SELWOOD
kek, ghosted by johnny & sue from norwood
>>150154223>Falling over the line against Carlton and Port>Flag
>>150154226sound like you give a fuck ay
Based on the round so far, I'm changing my tip for Iggs to beat Adelaide.
Geelong will win the flag
kek poort customers online sooking about that last call as if they didn't win the free count by 15 or some shit
>>150154249Might unironically be the first time all season port have won the free kick count
geez Boak and Fyfe getting it on a bit early
>>150154258Yep reckon im going to become an nrl fan. Points for missing? Taking the piss.
old mate always gets upset when there's an exciting football match
Ken Hinkley has been quite notorious for fucking a number of 3rd and 4th round rookie draft picks that he knew were never going to make it -- he made promises he knew were never going to come to fruition just for the joy of splitting those boys open
The man is truly SICK
Many ex-Port players have told me this
>>150154266nrl is the only worse than the afl
the whole country is fucked and only getting worse
Ken Hinkley is lucky not to be in jail
What's stopping us from making a better more refined game and not letting jews control it?
>>150154275Johnny Kitagawa of /afl/.
>>150154297Nothing but copyright on AFL and permission to play on certain grounds.
As long as we make it "Australian Rules" we're golden
>>150154249>>150154257Just checked and its the 5th time from 21 games port has won the free kick count this season
>>150154297NOTHING
support your ammos next week
fuck the kikefl
>people still think the crows might win the granny
You may not like it, but Geelong is winning it all this year.
Another super SHITurday that could only be enjoyed by RETARDS with SEVERE BRAIN INJURIES
>>150154341awesome pray-mantis mate show us some other images of your bug collection
>>150154330They are making the grand final minimum. None of these other shitters in the top 8 are going to beat them at home in their current form. So they will win 2 home finals.
A few weeks ago it was
"Crows wont beat hawks and pies" now the goal posts have moved to "wont win the flag".
asian aren't human
seen no evidence to the contrary
>>150154330no true crows fan has any hope. but I like how eternally rekt you've been the past few weeks
>>150154341fr tho where do all the organs fit? like you still need lungs and a liver and shit
https://youtu.be/rs119n1iT0o
>bane are frauds
>suns are frauds
>pies are frauds
>fred are frauds
>Hawks still might not make the 8
>dogs still might not make the 8
>gws still might not make the 8
>catters softest run to September in history
>Crows 2nd softest run to September in history
>>150154398Sydney and Richmond are in pretty good form. So overstating how """easy""" Geelong's draw is.
By the way, you have very beautiful, your own, natural lips. Well done for preserving the natural beauty of your lips and face, and not being taken in by lip augmentation advertising, and never having your lips injected. This is what makes you stand out from the others!! Your natural beauty is simply super!!
>>150154341gay if you wouldn't 2bh
>>150154415Cats also had bummers this week, Port the week before, North the week before that, aints the week before that GWS was the last challenge they faced the week before that and they lost
>>150154398yep, sums up this season
I think collingwood and brisbane are getting bad injuries at bad times, but they are in my opinion the best two teams
>5aa's phones were broken
>Only got to hear a Port fan coughing up a lung while he was waiting on hold
What a let down.
Well that was interesting
>>150154454hilarious how they think other people care that they bought an airline ticket, hotel accommodation and some restaurant bills
>Bane of the road against a top 8 team
Mint
>Bane at home against a mid-table or lower team
Shit
>>150154494like 10 players just watching him do that kek
https://youtu.be/m0MRgiJsJ1I?t=257
>>150154585cunt had enough time to change his mind 3 times kek
>>150154257>>150154307yeah i can never blame the benefiting players for umps going spastic mode but goddamn that was an awful watch, worst officiated game of the year probably
>>150154341earthling if you wouldn't 2bh
>>150154358no
>>150154668 but steven ayy iykim haha
>>150154741fuck meant iykwim haha
An untennable poort meets an unflushable dockies.
why do /bane/ go from best team to absolute pooey undies from week to week
>>150155273effort issue
they know their best is better than anyones so why bother putting in 100% week in week out when you can just win final's from wherever
>>150151963I forgot it was Saturday
>>150152128Looking good m--
>Eating meat
Just saw the scores. What happened Banebros?
Repeating last year. Making it glorious.
Remember what you thought about banes last year you bogan minded marmite eating monkeys
>>150155640kek based banechod
fuck off indivpn
go bring another of your dozens of relos here cunf
>>150156141no but steven calcutta bay
More like Sitaram bombay iykwim haha
>>150154369not rekt really, just giving a much needed reality check