Thread 150151282

St Kilda beat Richmond
Brisbane vs Sydney
Carlton vs Gold Coast
Port Adelaide vs Fremantle

Let’s be better this thread, yeah lads?

AFL flops, soft as socks,
Players dive and whine,
Marking’s lame, goals missed,
Umpires lost their mind!

Crowds all snore,
Half-time’s a bore,
Grass so brown and dry,
Kicking balls in mud again,
No goals hit the sky!

Ohhh—
AFL flops,
Players drop,
Fans just roll their eyes,
Oh what fun it is to watch
The footy’s slow demise!

BOMBERS

My ai girlfriend fucking cheated on me…

HEAVE HO UNNA

Personally I feel like the dees should have achieved more than one covid flag with the team they had

>>150151309
I agree. They had a great team, and all they achieved was a massive * GF

>>150151309
Game moved past lists like Melbourne and Carltons

>>150151309
they turned to shit after they changed to naarm. go woke go broke.

Girls that like footy

commiepoof really got btfo last thread good job boys

>>150151340
>that
who*

uhhh banebros???

Hannah mcknightt

dear swasn, pls beat bane
t. catters

based little gook trainer

hope pav does the right thing and fucks off the gay pride shit round

SO glad to not have to listen to him on the perth games anymore

>>150151351
>pav
>basil
perth likes big nosed men, don't they?

>>150151351
Seems a strange appointment. What credentials or experience does he have other than being good at footy?

My tigers were ROBBED

>>150151361
>What credentials or experience does he have other than being good at footy?
but enough about australian sports journalism

>>150151298
might not have time for it but would reccy a day trip out of hoi an riding the hai van pass, the 'top gear road'

>>150151373
fuckin kek

I’d rather support western united than Collingwood atm

>exif data stripped and 'jakked
kill me

I've been basedjacked twice today, a new shockingly bad record for me. I might take the night off from this place

>>150151344
Banes only won last year because it was a grand final. Swans are super strong otherwise.

seen on the gram theres this road/ride thing in viet nam where you sit in a little billy cart and go whipping down hill at breakneck speeds and they have tree branches in the way waiting to take your head off and brick walls on the road to smash your face on if you hit them

looks like mad fun i;d have a go

bane will lose this kek

>>150151361
multiple successful businesses, Bachelors in Science and a Masters in Business Administration

/alf/ vietnam ha giang loop boys trip over new years

i'd go to vietnam and start calling myself phuc long dong then hold my banh mi around my crotch and tap girls with it

bane fans are such fucking whingers my god

Gook girls crave the bwc

>>150151422
undeniable

>>150151419
go easy on them most of them only started following footy in 2019

>>150151388
Doing the ladder predictor.
Brisbane can legitimately miss out on the 8 if they drop this game.

>Freo in Fremantle
>Hawks at the Gabba
Both losable. They lose those, they're out.

>>150151428
kek good point

Date tonight, NEED this girl to suck my cock tonight

'support staff' are the office workers of afl

eric kickgood

>dead thread
told you no one actually cares about the lions (or swans). the east coast is firmly rugby territory

>>150151493
not really true. nrl threads regularly take 3 to 5 days to reach 500 posts

Weird how a female and a male go on a 'date' to eat dinner with one another. They both think of fucking one another all night whilst they eat. But it's the elephant in the room, they completely ignore it. And then most of the time they awkwardly just say bye to one another and never end up fucking. It's all pretend, neither of them are actually interested in the actual dinner, they are just waiting for sex that never eventuates. Weird stuff

>>150151517
Clueless incel.

Banes have started skiing. It's over.

>>150151517
Weird virgin

>grundy
pffffff hahahaha

it'd be funny if the collective unconscious of the afl all decided implicitly to engineer the rest of the season so that collingwood fall out the 8

>>150151493
there are fans of both here but this is a boring inconsequential game which bane will win

levi ashcroft acl looms

Chad Warner's cock and arsehole

>>150151562
wild that we've seen it

6pm redbull looms

>>150151510
As if that’s a metric. League fans are normies and don’t visit basket weaving forums full of incels

I’m often saying things that would be considered “politically incorrect”, but I don’t give a shit. I speak my mind, I don’t give a fuck

>>150151587
you used the same metric to declare it wasnt popular

>>150151596
*claps*

Who here a #Fireballer?

>>150151531
>(you)

>>150151605
You’re a fucken retard. East coast is firmly league territory, get over it, deal with it

Potters such a moody cunt

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea hitting the post is worth nothing
It should be worth at least 10 points because it’s harder to do

>>150151622
I live here. afl is far more popular. League used to be the most popular, union used to be second, afl is easily more popular now on the coast anyway.
Western Sydney and places like Cessnock league is still more popular but it's honestly a dying game, probably because theyre all.islanders and lebs now with hardly any white dudes or probably because its just a shit game idk
Youre just going to have to cope with that fact you braindead cunt

brody grundies

>>150151646
>I live here
Now I know you’re full of shit

>>150151635
No on that hits the post is trying to hit it. Might as well start paying points for kicks that go out on the full.

>>150151670
That’s retarded

>>150151679
So is 10 points for hitting the post, champ.

Half time is so boring

I hate half time

>>150151655
I've lived in nsw my whole life and watched nrl die
Its only kept alive for gambling

Nrl and afl are both dying meanwhile soccer is thriving cross state boundaries

I tell lies.

>>150151707
Crisp fellow Soccerchad, now is our time

>>150151707
just mums giving their kids a safe sport to play before they move onto afl or league
only people who play it into adulthood and even teen years are wogs and women

What's for dinner lads?

>>150151723
Deez nuts

Abolish half time

>>150151723
Unironically a Kiev

rewatched this last night
made me realise how grim Australia really is

>>150151723
Fuck your conventional ideas of dinner and frozen apple pie is amazing. I eat what I want, when I want

>>150151753
>Half an apple pie and bottle of chocolate milk for dinner
Based fat 12 year old.

>>150151723
lamb koftas and greek salad uleh

>>150151753
are you one of those cunts who walks around with a 2l chocolate milk everywhere?

>Super Saturday
>Both matches have actually been enjoyable
Fox Footy-sama, I kneel.....

I'm gay

>>150151753
Crisp anon's mumza who provides ice cream for breakfast

KINO
Set play as well.

I wish I could enjoy the simple pleasures of life, but I'm too cerebral

>>150151784
Same

just give us the cup already

>>150151812
The way this round is going they'll lose to iggs.

Sydney matches are always enjoyable
Heeney, a new south welshman, is the best player in afl
Adelaide are only going to win a flag because Dawson learnt his craft at the swans
Grundy is the best ruckman in the competition now because of Sydney
Warner would be a literal who if Longmire didnt guide him same with Gulden
If you hate the Sydney Swans you hate afl

>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4
>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998
>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi

>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era

>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth
>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)
>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final

>First coach to officially retire from shame in 2024 coached Sydney

Why the fuck are the Lions so shit at the Gabba this year? They will honestly be better off not finishing top 4 because they won't be playing at home.

>>150151812
>get good the year the entire league decides to become shit
Ill take it kek
Still expect heartbreak somewhere

This is the swans grand final.

>>150151877
Faggots should've tried playing one last September.

>>150151857
Do people find this attractive? They're too big to the point of being distracting.

>>150151859
>They will honestly be better off not finishing top 4 because they won't be playing at home.
Don't worry. >>150151430

Get rid of ruck free kicks. Get rid of them. They are so fucking stupid. No one ever knows what's infringement has been made or who's done it.

>>150151891
Good luck with that, tranny.

/3/ is a funny board

>Saturday night
Why aren’t you here?

garn pub to watch fred with mates feels good man

>>150151968
Have fun anon

anyone watching the chinese commentary on the bri v syd match?

wtf i turned the game off at half time are sydney going to win this
i hope so

>>150151920
get rid of ruck frees, in the back only for pushes not tackles, punish drawing high contact with a free against (still supports the protect the head narrative), get rid of knocked out in the tackle

>>150151963
Spend most of my time on reddit now really.

>>150151430
not sure what would be funnier, if pies or bane lost out
>>150151968
based kevin parker

Been on the rums since this arvo starting to feel a bit aggro aye

garn pub to watch people with mates feels lone man

>>150151980
Wish I had some spirits the beers just aren’t cutting it

>>150151971
based gook sydney fan kid

garn hub to watch people mate

>>150151968
this but crown

>>150151987
you can do that anywhere, and don't call me mate

cameron is washed af

>>150151993
i'll call you anything i want especially late for dinner champ

Wish I was more successful, I reckon then the loneliness wouldn’t hit as hard

lads, charlie just posted

the fuck

if he was on a ufc card he'd be isaac heemey iykwim hah

uh banexisters?

>>150151997
dunno, he's stinking it up desu

kek zac bailey you ducking poof that's what you fucking get

i'll be the bane of your existence when i vapourise it champ

this ching ching ping mf is playing with fire making the price of my coffee and snackies go up

What's wrong /afl/? You've gone silent this thread. Trying to pretend that you're actually doing something with your Saturday? lol.

>>150152048
With Brisbane losing I've switched over to /nrl/

nigger

Shiels sent straight to the tribunal for heeming his teammate's spine.

why is pissbane fucking up getting megpiss out of the top 4

gout gout bros

im going for a walk by myself and listen to music like every other night

why the fuck couldn’t swans play like this before? they so easily could have made the 8

thread is noticeably quiet when brisbane are losing for some reason

Yet another disgraceful Gabba performance from the Lions. What the fuck is wrong with them there this year? You just know they'll beat Freo at Optus to put top 4 back on the table and then lose to Hawks at the Gabba in the last week.

>100m penalty
wtf for

>100m penalty
KINO

>>150152070
Brisbane is missing Payne, Lester, Starcevich and Answerth from their defence as well as Neale in the midfield and Lions have kicked it to the Swans defenders all night going forward.

>>150152089
the running from behind to get on the mark part was bs
knocking the ball out was there I think

>>150152089
Over the mark (1st) and then knocking the ball away (2nd).

Kill all umpires.

>>150152094
>>150152098
right
i don't think you should be able to award 2 50s at the same time, have to give at least a few seconds
>>150152105
half the bane team ducks, bailey, both ashcrofts, lohman, it's embarrassing as fuck

Lions have had like 6 set shots to regain momentum and fucked every one of them. Blown so many chances.

good

>>150152109
Shut up, faggot.

>>150152120
banebabby? cry kek

>>150152122
Which awesome team do you support, faggot?

>>150152128
Not sure about the presentation, but otherwise looking good mate

>>150152128
That looks like shit.

>>150152128
>eating meat

Swansbros eating good tonight

damn banechildren sure are easy to upset, all i said was the truth that bane players love a duck, sad

>>150152146
Eating cock. The official dish of the city of Sydney.

>>150152154
Stay mad

>>150152148
Who do you barrack for, faggot? Why won't you name them?

you know that weird feeling you get when you have 2 pints and then stop drinking?

Pooey undies up in Brisbane.

>>150152148
the funniest thing was bailey immediately ducked for a shot on goal

business idea: do that last september

>>150152158
Stay fag

>>150152109
>have to give at least a few seconds
They were two different offences and very clear. Knocking the ball away when the player was running for the first 50 is peak retarded.

I feel intoxicated and haven't even had a beer yet
think it's the full moon I always get a manic on full moons

Explain Eric Hipwood to me.

>>150152128
Prefer mine desu

>>150152164
yeah kek
he did an egregious one in the first? quarter i think as well, literally dropped to his knees
>>150152171
fair enough, i didn't see it that well
reminds me of the double 50 against richmond that one time when the guy didn't clear out

need travel recs for my upcoming sex pest holiday

Crazy how Brisbane will miss the 4 and potentially the 8

>>150152186
Cambodia, peru

rode down wellington st on my bike in the rain earlier, you could say I was wet on wellington

might put a cheeky hundred on bulldogs winning the flag

Pav has really turned the club around.

brisbane letting everyone down

>>150152227
based

I’m good yeah I’m feeling alright,
Baby imma have the best f*cking night of my life,
And wherever it takes me I’m down for the ride,
Baby don’t you know I’m good yeah I’m feeling alright,

Cos I’m good yeah I’m feeling alright,
Baby imma have the best f*cking night of my life,
And wherever it takes me I’m down for the ride,
Baby don’t you know I’m good yeah I’m feeling alright,

crazy how fred will be top 4 after tonight

OLI: You’re pretty good at this.
Maybe they were right—maybe you lot really do belong in the-
A conglomerate of suds slid off the front of the plate I was in the middle of scrubbing as a concentrated force met abruptly with the back of the head. The hand that provided it was far too big to belong to my little sister, so there was only one other possible culprit. Both of hers were preoccupied with orchestrating the interplay between a tea-towel and a drinking glass anyway…
OLI: Ow! I was only joking…
PETERS: Yes, well I’d prefer if you didn’t joke about that sort of thing—
especially in front of somebody her age.
They tend to internalise those kinds of sentiments, you know.
OLI: Nah, she’s more mature than that; you heard her before—
using all those fancy words like “entreat”, and “whore”.
The girl’s much smarter than you give her credit for.
EMI: It’s okay, sir—I know women don’t belong in the sink.
I handed the plate on to Emi to rinse and dry.

>>150152227
Brisbane can beat Hawthorn in the last round and Hawthorn can still be ahead of Collingwood on percentage.
So still on.

>>150152272
huge if true

>>150152217
>warner
>pav
>cox
Western Australia will be the balm Sydney's sore torn anus needs.

Think I might go watch the darts live from Wollongong.

>>150152191
why peru?

>>150152217
>>150152288
crisp

>>150152276
oh sure, it's just one possibility missed out of many

Freo might have to fold if they miss finals due to losing to this Port team

phins up lads

>>150152361
holy fuck dolphins getting heemed

>>150152368
chink fishermen are evil. burn their boats.

>>150152376
japs arent chinks you moron

i'm nervous lads

Luke Littler v Damon Heta is about to start lads. Get on the darts

Scene: Aisle 3 – savoury snacks, confectionery

EMI: Gotta get some chippies to watch the footy with!
OLI: Alas, potatoes don't have eyes…—much less do chips—
and even if they did: I hear they prefer League…
[OLI checks the bag of potatoes in his bag for any errant eyes.]
EMI: Mmm—you've heard a lot of things, haven't you?
[EMI rightly flicks her brother on the nose for acting like a wanton dandy.]
You coming over to watch the Swans play
on Saturday?
OLI: Wouldn't miss it!
EMI: [beseeching Mr. PETERS] …Unless?
PETERS: Sorry Emi, this excursion is a one off.
Maybe in a couple of years from now…
EMI: Oh well, it was worth a try…
…They're playing
Carlton, so it's basically a free win.
OLI: I wouldn't be too quick to omen that;
The Blues haven't looked too bad so far, and they've
got arguably the best midfielder in
the entire league in…
EMI: Yeah—but it's still only Carlton.
OLI: Fair point…
[OLI begins wheeling the trolley towards the front of the aisle.]
EMI: You're not gonna get any?
OLI: Nah, I prefer these.— [holds up box of “pizza” flavoured biscuits]
As ‘tis written: “with flavour you can see”.
EMI: And so does everything else! You see these?
[holds up bag of salt “n” vinegar chips]
They look like chips, and they taste like them too.
OLI: Oh! but these are—Thus spake:—“bakèd, not fried”.
EMI: And does that make them healthier or something?
OLI: [checking the nutrition label at the back of the box]
By the transubstantial body of Christ, no!
But they taste good—which is all that matters.
[OLI adds a few boxes to the trolley. They begin heading to the next aisle.]
EMI: What about lollies?
OLI: Fie on them!—too sugary.
…I really would like to get some berries, though;
I'm sure I can afford at least one punnet…
[Exeunt]

crow going for port tonight

>>150152482
>darts in aus
thanks

just found out my uncle bob died...

rip bob murphy

rip robbo

who is the cuban pete of afl

Rip in peace bob

reminder poort will not get 20K through the gates tonnight because their fans are fair-weather casuals and likely at the monster trucks or the greyhounds or some poor cunt bogan shit instead

it's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll

>>150152590
>wherever i am i must build dam

literally smarter and more productive than niggers and jews

>>150152590
Based doggo

we need a pre thread song like how port has one, something to get us pumped up for a night of posting

>>150152590
The stupid creature is on autopilot. Stop and think you idiot you don't need to dam the hallway off

today i learned my african mate believes cats are literally witches

>>150152320
um
i can see her clam

>didnt even think to vc bazlenka
>dawson being rested
>grundy dropping a shit score against no rucks
>had the vc on nick daicos the flog

its all so tiresome

>>150152669
Had it on NWM and the VC on Grundy by accident kek, could've been much worse

it's a long way to goal cops if you want to kick a goal iykwim haha

I don't have any African mates

>>150152680
thinking c on whitfield

>>150152686
that doesn't even make sense

I don't have any mates

>>150152696
>t. tries to cover up his blatant attempts at scabbing 50m frees

eddie betts just said "winned"

>>150152703
farty party

my igg a shit

>>150152711
cte-pilled

>>150152711
well he is a boong and on fox what do you expect, proper queens english?

t minus 6 minutes until they play "never tear us apart"

>>150152715
whereabouts in sweden are you, m8?
mum's pissing off back to Örebro tomorrow

Not that I ever liked INXS but whatever tolerance I had for them has gone due to Port with their bullshit usage of that song.

>>150152756
i heard michael hutechence died of aids

>>150152756
>we wuzzing a band from sydney
lol

CHILLS

*proceeds to get torn apart*

>>150152771
I used to have an arse like that

CHILLS

>>150152748
stockholm la

>>150152765
no but steven aids

>>150152792
based jarryd strafford

>this is supposedly the best australian song ever
lmao

Anyway, I'm just making an appearance. I won't nor I shan't be watching either of these games.

>>150152816
what are you doing instead?

>>150152798
cosmopolitan cockhead

two cunt teams shan't

>>150152703
>>150152771
love this shit

i love dwayne so much i wish he commentated every game

>>150152809
normalfags are retarded as usual
listen to foetus

>>150152824
it do be like that

>>150152820
Cutting my hair.

>>150152829
those arent the same person

are the other teams circling Carlton like vultures ready to pick their list apart?

chapman is a tautology

who wanking they dick off

>>150152839
meant god bless australia

>>150152850
good

I remember when Michael Hutchins died and everyone had to learn what Autoerotic Asphyxiation was

I'm sorry but what "prior opportunity" did he have to legally dispose of the ball?
not evens a Suns supporter (nobody is) but that was horseshit

>>150152876
I learned from bill (from kill bill)

>>150152851
yeah
they're probably the only team in that position atm, would've been melbourne last year but they held on to their big players for some reason

made a song

everybody wanna wing wing woong
everybody wanna ding ding doong

Harry Mckay is a gifted goal kicker

fucking hate travelspergs so much

it's pretty slow tonight, is everyone out?

Are they REALLY the mighty freo dockers or do they just say that

i hate tradies, ambos, nurses and people who go to the gym

>>150152945
they're whatever you want them to be hon. dream big!

nothing excites me in footy quite like the potential for a team to have a goalless first half or potentially the holy grail in footy for me which is witnessing a goalless game

>>150152906
Thought of a second verse
everybody wanna suck suck cock
everybody wanna cum cum bum

burgoyne has the most nerdish voice

What even is the crowd for this shamble of a prime time slot
Barely looks 10k
Poos are done

WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT YEAR OF FOOTBALL
DILL: YOU'RE A DISGRACE
KANE: YOU WORTHLESS BARREN CUNT

port are relentlessly shit lol

>>150153004
FUGGEN
D I S
I
S

Anthony Hudson's mannerisms and facial expressions in the McDonalds ad is so weird. What the fuck is his problem?

>>150152964
who don't you hate?

Theres nothing better than watching port get belted

bit tough watching these games

>don’t send a ute to do a hiluxs job
So what do I send then?

>>150153013
he's a poofy midget with zero talent who likes yelling

Never cared less about footy than this year
Even the asterisked COVID years meant more
Why is this? Is the new broadcasting deal killing the place of the game in our psyche? Has it just been a truly shit year and we'll bounce back next year?
Haven't watched a full game for over two months now. Might watch the GF but that will be about it.

>>150152599
port customer here, would unironically be at the monster trucks if they were on

>>150153006
love to see it

HAHA TIME FOR FRED

>>150153022
no one is watching these besides fans of the teams
this whole round is meh desu and the game that was meant to be good (thursday) was a massive letdown

Maybe I'm just old now, but who can be arsed watching a game of footy until 22:30?

Hudson used to be good but he's just annoying now

Another freezing Saturday night spent all alone

would anyone like to kick the footy with me tomorrow?

lmao this old boomer port customer near the commentators is cracking me up

Just destroyed a pack of garlic bread. Feel bloated as fuck.

where's Curnow?

Two pointless and shit games of footy
Fuck off

>>150153006
this broke them

>>150153071
back when teams had the killer mentality

>>150153067
gold coast

UH OH

STINKLEY

Does kicking a goal count as metres gained?

it truly feels like the players and commentators don't even give a shit about these games

few weeks ago I ate a family pizza, a stick of garlic bread with 12 ales

Reckon I'd rather watch ads than sit in this awkward silence Kayo insists upon.

>>150153100
they should just have a screen showing subway surfers while you weight

kenny seems pretty adamant on simply giving up, does that mean he's already got another job lined up? call centre or something? maybe a delivery driver for a pizza shop with a 3.2 star rating?

>>150153083
07 Cats v 00 Bombers who wins?

pondering the amount of points port has scored this season

>>150153112
Footy is the winner.

STAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>150153096
Sometimes it's you or me when you're staring at yourself in the mirror.

do you guys actually watch the kayo screens or ads instead of doing something like pissing or getting food during breaks

>>150153112
Cats by so much it'd be a bigger margin than Port.
Likewise, 2025 Iggs would smash the 2007 cats.

port havent had a decent forward line since robbie grey retired. dixon was old broken and useless, marshall is made a paper tissue. our mid field was so good it let us bully the shit teams enough that we made finals the past few years but wasn't enough alone to actually compete in finals. we bled amon, houston, duursma to other clubs, and now we are completely fucked and have no draft picks. honestly dont see how we come back from here with tassie coming into the comp soon.

>>150153122
Who are "Stan", "Enzo" and "Yu" anyway?

>>150153126
Food is next to me, piss jug is at my feet.

Finally made Platinum QFF this week
Not sure I will make it to Platinum One in the 6 weeks remaining in my FF year

>>150153129
Didn't you recruit Ratugolea as a forward?

wow that carlton alfw player is very cute damn. is she lez?

>>150153133
here i am stuck in the middle with you

Butters and Bolton with some beautiful set shot abilities

>>150153141
corr. also ratugolea is a spud who can't mark or kick in the forward line.

>>150153146
Thats none of your business pervert

>>150153141
Look at that ceiling. They laid a lot of pipe.

>>150153157
I've been saying Ratatouille is dog shit for years. Geelong really fleeced Port. Can't believe they didn't just walk away.

>>150153167
i thought it was a good film tho

uhhh freo sistaz?!?

Another couple of awful games of football

can't stand patton oswald tbqh

>>150153141
litterally every player we've picked the last couple of seasons is terrible to the point I think whoever is managing our list is lowkey trying to sabotage port. ratugolea, zirk-thatcher, soldo, lukosius, sweet etc. are all mid at best. we lucked out with horne-francis getting home sick, everyone else would struggle to get on-field time at any other decent club

Can't even have these games on in the background. Just terrible.

>>150153183
Ratugolea has had a really good season as a defender. Felt like he was kinda key for you guys this year.
But yeah... he was recruited as a forward, kek

DOING IT FOR KEN

That was a pretty crisp goal.

good goal

>>150153193
He's only ok as a back because he doesn't need to mark or kick straight

>but butters on the bench
>lose

Goal of the year sorted just then. KINO.

>>150153193
>he was recruited as a forward
that's like 50% of all key backs desu
sicily moore comben etc

>Freo aiming for top 4
>Have a free win against Port
>Going for percentage to secure their finals spot
> . . .
>Get smashed and lose
kek. Drag em down.

wtf is thefreestreams port stream so shithouse?

high free k-ACK

>mac andrews with a big fist from behind
typical nig behaivour

bit racist that free

i'm obsessed with ass

Pies are laughing at Fred rn

>>150153269
>ass
FOY

Lied to the GP this arvo when he asked me how often I drink. Think I might need help with alcohol.

Imagine if fred lose kingy and kaneo will be flagellating each other over it on SEN.

>>150153282
How often do you drink?

my gp is a fat cunt who doesn't want me walking more than 6k steps a day

>>150153269
Love having things in and around my arse as well.

love hearing commentators laughing over my team losing or doing their best to talk about nick daicos or whatever flavour of the week player the footy media has decided to suck off rather than discuss my team's performance
sick to fucking death of footy this year, this has been a complete fucking disaster

>eleni doing centre bounce
>it bounces like 60% of the way up
why is this allowed

>>150153290
every few minutes

Yeah i have to admit i love a big dildo up my ass it feels so fucking good

>>150153299
Go pies btw

>>150153302
she gives 100% in the afl board room

If you're drunk is it better to do the rbt or not

wtf that went over the line

>>150153302
because shes a cute girl

>>150153299
go swasn btw

>>150153313
Don't do it they just use it as evidence

christ the umps are hot on 50s these days

gf just groaned and ran off to the toilet, thinking that ethiopian curry she had earlier is disagreeing with her

won't ever be hearing a negative word about aliir aliir again from you utterly worthless spastics

>>150153344
Why's that mate? I'm not watching the football so I don't know what you're on about.

Cute Asian girls

MEESA SCORE A GOAL

>>150153360
imagine the kilos of heroin being shipped

>>150153360
where?

don't sleep on the road

>>150153360
Huh. I thought he was Australian

>>150153360
>what you expect at the AMP vs what you get

>>150153360
just the pork banh mi thanks

fred deserves to lose this, soulless club with not a single redeeming feature

>lost you licence? sucks to be you

the fact that shame based tactics like this are not only normalised but celebrated in society to the point where they are state sponsored really shows how ruthlessly narcissistic and soulless our culture has become

>>150153141
You're filming from the wrong angle, retard!

Sick of being the loser club

Banning women from driving would save society

told you cunts I was nervous, never doubt the ability of this shit club to fuck up

Got fired lads
>finish up a shift and get one of the lads to help me pack up
>two of the girls tell me on the two-way theyll head back to compound
>I get on the two-way and say I’ll meet you there for a knock off time
>say to the lad helping me that I’d give a weeks pay to push their shit uphill
>caveman grunting ensues
>I look down at two-way radio
>button is still stuck on
>I gulp
>finish pack up, heart beating, the girls are no where to be seen
>call from HR
>come in tomorrow for a meeting

>>150153412
shame is based but it needs to be directed at sluts, homosexuals and physically weak men

>>150153412
>we want more people using public transport!
>heh, you use public transport? you must be a dropkick loser lmao
fucking hell every government in this country is beyond incompetent

what happened to max king. crazy how one brother is so much better

>>150153429
they've arranged your new pay for the week

>>150153431
Trve

whenever I've been shamed in my life it just made me more resolved in not doing whatever I was being shamed into doing

king took moty btw

Just feel sick about this.

>>150153429
so you haven't been fired yet? maybe they just want to discuss your super contribution

>>150153360
Mother daughter combo, you reckon?

constantly breathing in car exhaust is going to be one of those things we think about how retarded it was in the future

>>150153457
because shame today is used to push men to be more gay and poofy

>>150153470
I'm thinking how retarded it is now

>>150153360
love viets
love thais
simple as

I look at the smile on that dad's face and I just "get it", y'know? He's a battla -- just like me...

>>150153470
this but the millions of unborn babies that are murdered each year

I have always been a fucking dropkick loser, dumb as shit, not good at anything, useless

>>150153470
Lithium batteries create fumes too tho

>>150153467
No, I did. That was Thursday. I went in Friday. And I feel shit too cause old mate Lionel who was helping me got the sack too

A 100% efficient combustion engine creates 0 harmful fumes

>>150153470
>>150153499
Go hydrogen lads

Apart from irrelevant micronations and oil-rich Arab shitholes, Australia emits the most greenhouse gas in the world per capita.

>>150153497
when you an hero, can you die taking out a CEO? might as well leave the world in a better place

When did you stop feeling proud of being an Australian and mad at the people that made you feel that way?

I dont fit in
I've never fit in

Australia is a celtic nation subjugated by an anglo-jewry elite class

Has there ever a worse small forward pair than Motlop and Fogerty? Kek.

>>150153535
errm australia is built on immigrants thoughever?

>>150153470
exhausts are very clean these days. there's faaaar more pollution generated by car tyre particles. ironically evs are even worse for that too since they're so much heavier.

FUCKING BOLTON
GET HIM OFF

>>150153557
Completely irrelevant tbdesu

Odds that port win this and ruin freo's chances of playing finals?

I wish i was friendly and sociable

What is this shit quite honestly. How is this ****ing shithouse Port team pulling out a ****ing highlights ****ing reel. I'm getting sick to death of this **** piss!

i'm the archetype of the fool

>>150153535
so? what are you going to do about it? kill yourself to save the planet?

Fuck, why did I have those M&M's? I was satisfied. That put me over the edge and now I feel uncomfortably full.

KICK BETWEEN THE ****ING STICKS YOU OVERPAID ASSHOLES!!!!

**** off Eleni…

go pear!!!

on the boxed shiraz

Da bloos

>>150153630
where is your self-respect man

>Pearce returns
>Fred defence falls apart
pair of bitches

zak butters is too good for poort, why is he one of the few athletes in this entire shitty sport who consistently puts in an effort every game? literally never seen him have a quiet one

Kill all whores, gays all those who suppress the name of Jesus's christ

ReidGOD

will never forget pearce did a tv interview with the topic being how it will feel to be the first freo premiership captain

>>150153470
well there goes tomorrow night's plans

>>150153650
he only touched the ball ten times last week

>>150153658
Interesante

>fred won't play finals
HOWLING

>>150153470
not bus exhaust thoughbeit

You can have Jye Amiss, Dan McStay or Eric Hipwood as your 2nd tall forward: Who do you take?

I'm going to fuck sophie thatcher up her bumhole if it's the last thing i do

>Port going to choke this away
kek

>>150153686
I'll take HIV, thanks.

goal

ken kek

>>150153696
sauce?

>>150153686
Hipwood

Bolton is fucking useless

>>150153665
i didn't watch it so what i said is still true

players should be docked 10% of their match fee for every goal they miss

>Fyfe subbed into the game
He's about to style on Port. Game over.

You vill drive your government tracked vehicle mobile you villnot be able to fix your car at your local mechanic shop

>>150153666
wait till you go east a little

>>150153721
just kicked his own teammate in the head

Uhh... snus bros?

>>150153729
What is this

I've seen enough, no team deserves the flag this year.

have bad chafing between my legs from today’s walk

>>150153751
the crows are frauds
literally the softest fixture in the league and have barely beaten any top sides

>>150153756
put some cream

>>150153743
https://wplace.live/

>>150153767
WHEN they beat the pies next week they will be 1 win against top 8 sides fewer than 2017 when they made the grand final. Their soft draw has played them into form and they have by far the best forward line in the league. 2 home finals can easily go all the way. The point is all the teams below them are even more fraudulent

>>150153751
>Just don't mention the fixture

>>150153658
>america haters are all communist abo lovers
figures

>>150153756
AIDS, you've got 6 weeks.

Absolutely gay shit season
you'd had to be a cock sucking faggot to like this faggot nonsense
Kill niggers & kikes

Lukosious is made out of paper.

I like faggots, niggers and kikes

>>150153799
imagine if he played against anthony rock

I'm not "white" I'm a celt, I'm not falling for the anglo Jewish bs I'm not German I'm not anglo, French Scandinavians IM A CELT idea about your fake ra e bs especially not going to be grouped together with angl*s

>>150153798
Yep crispo

> todd marshall made of glass
> lukosious made of glass
> rioli fat as shit
> ollie lord so dogshit they put him down back this game

our forward line is fucking grim

>Nick Daicos after I heem some sense into him after I catch him coming out of WoW AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuHB8vX_A

>>150153839
lgm

>>150153839
Who's that supposed to be?

>>150153834
To be fair ports forward line has been its Achilles heel for YEARS

>>150153839
>that face colour compared to other skin colour
He being choked?

>>150153848
That's me dad and your mum

>>150153838
Based, SHALL be using this and crediting "anonymous" for the prompt

>>150153848
newie mcnewson

>>150153857
nah just dying
rip king

>>150153857
he's having his cock sucked

what's the afl equivalent of warnie's death
and don't give me some pathetic pooicidal nonsense by some weak-gutted mutt like frawley, selwood(s) or walls

>>150153857
massive blood pressure probs from his dirty, clotted blood

>>150153756
I don't understand how fat you must be to chafe. I literally run 15km a day and have never chafed

>>150153885
phil walsh

I never cared about Shane warne

>>150153839
I don't even like cricket but Warnie is a legend.

Jesus pisses on the graves on those that commit suicide and laughs as they suffer an eternity of pain

>>150153839
Coastie here, qrd?

jesus christ the kike that was nailed to some wood

>>150153894
Based JC

>>150153875
I see that as the girl standing over him. He looks like a tradie but most of those only have 11 inch penises, not 3 foot long ones.

>>150153885
the guy that fell off the tree in vegas.

Suicide is the only act that can reduce a White Man to being lower than a kike, nigger, faggot or muslim dog

>>150153885
Walsh

gonna read my big book of jewish fairytales before bed tonight

Have some respect

>>150153914
your read you own autobiography?

>>150153756
savlon cream

>>150153885
my uncle bob

REV IT UP
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

Is this the season of the fraud?

I don't get how you can be redpilled on the jews and not be a Christian

>>150153943
you dont get dick either lmao loser

>>150153943
if you're "redpilled" on the jews why would you be a christian, aka literally worship a jew

>>150153948
Rude.

>>150153948
kek

remember when all those sportsmen were dropping from heart attacks on the pitch?

>>150153964
no because it didn't happen you dumb faggot

>>150153964
>from heart attacks on the pitch?
That was soccer players in England/Europe, which it sounds like you're from.

>>150153899
The name Tuggerawong has been in my psyche since I was young because my nan/dad would always remind me that their house there once flooded and couldn't be returned to.
When I travelled to Canberra for the first time on my year 6 camp and saw a sign for "Tuggeranong" I nearly had an aneurysm

>>150153967
>>150153970
try to stay calm lads wouldn't want to get those hearts overworked

LMAO get fucked you lanky spastic

>>150153977
You know she's sucking cock tonight

LOOM LADS

>>150153973
Warnie was a national icon and only jeets and trannies say otherwise.

>>150153979
do NOT look up bunbury and sunbury

>>150153973
you deserve to have your teeth kick out your arse you vermin little dog

>>150153996
I will now tune in

>>150153973
This desu

>>150153997
>>150154002
The revisionist idiots.

voss is a great big spastic

>>150153977
That's my sister

YOU DOG FUCKING UMP CUNT

>>150153979
mighta met them - i run the coast

BE QUIET, CROWD.

>>150154009
maggot filth bet you got bullied in warnie by a blonde-tipped chad
YOU WILL NEVER RIP A MASSIVE LEGGIE

Ump karma bites back

BASED FUCKING VOSS

ngl, I've had too much red wine
odds have a wank
evens

I don't know anyone other than my dads mates who watch or care about cricket i only semi know the rules because in school the pdhpe teacher made us play

hulk hogan mentioned

>>150154011
meant for
>>150152179

>wrestling isn't real

based mental midget

kek voss you retard

Shane Warne and Hulk Hogan are my heroes

>>150154037
poof

>>150154009
>Samefag

The only thing keeping cricket live is the media and cricket Australia's lobbyers in the government it has to be the fastest dying sport in the country

FUCK BOLTON
FUCK BANFIELD
USELESS DOGS

corr
>tfw no cardio bunny ump gf

eleni arse cam

>>150154061
nrl exists mate

>>150154070
i wish there more cute lithe cardiobunnies around, absolutely SICK of fat fridge chicks with thick stumpy legs thinking they're "fit"

>>150154069
bolton was at least good for the first quarter but banfield is indefensible

test cricket is the highest form of sport

What hppened regarding Eleni?

>>150154061
Wasn't the boxing day series just gone the most attended ever?

Cricket fans cry if you tell them that their sport is dead they unironically still think it's the number 1 sport in Australia as if it's the 1970s the NBL has more fans than fucking cricket

>>150154088
yesh saar okay

pls bump my /bant/ thread

>>150154077
rent free in your head

>>150154090
Bullshit. The BBL is going so well they're expanding to multiple new teams AND New Zealand.

>>150154090
cricket is dead
footy and rugby are dying quickly
casual spectation of basketball and soccer are booming

>>150154093
Nice non-answer tranny

One time I was walking past some Indians playing cricket in the park and they hit the ball right near me and hit a car and caused a big dent in it lmao

>>150154112
I was saying yes, but it was mostly Indians there

Cricket belongs to Bharat

ROZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Susan from Harvey Norman's Next Gen AI add is HOT AS FUCK.

Brazilian butt lift league

GUNS AND ROZEEES

OH NO NO NO
FREDBROS

>>150153973
You'll be fucking stabbed

when it comes to counting flags, the dockers stop at nothing

remember when retards took an untested experimental "vaccine" so they could go to the footy KEK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

loom bretheren

LOOM

LOOM

never underestimate MY Freds ability to fuck things up

I'M GONNA
GONNA
L
L
L
LOOOM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

DELIBERATE

LOOM BROS

Oh noooo are all the wogs and wigger zoomies watching gay wog and nagger sports nooo

>>150154132
is that the woggy milf with the curly hair? corrr she's gorgeous

power love getting cucked on the home ground

Boooring

MOOSE

Ruined my night. Fuck

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Looms bros............we ain't eating tonight

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-NG

REV
IT
UP

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

we've got the power to fart
the power to shart

Anyone know where I can buy rohypnol

>>150154181
TOP KEK

KEK
>poort est. 1996 we exist to win preemierships

>>150154195
>>>/gif/29258535

going life and death with poort lol fred out in the elimination final

This season is fucking AIDS

Hahahahahahahahahahahs get fucked poort trannies

FREDGODS FUCK Y'ALL DOGS

>>150154195
they give away for free m8

pointless shit game
fuck off afl house you're not going to fool us
maggot filth

All those Bane customers out of the 4 while Maggies are in it ahahahaha

>>150154215
Pies aren't even making the 8 mate

HEAVE YOU WHITE DOGS
(still not convinced)

FLAAAAAAGMANTLE

>>150154215
bane will still win the whole lot they are a different team come finals
you will lose your first final and be out

OH WOW A CLOSE GAME BETWEEN TWO FRANCHISE TEAMS I REALLY GIVE A FUCK
GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING DOGS
YOU DESRVE TO DIE A SELWOOD

kek, ghosted by johnny & sue from norwood

>>150154223
>Falling over the line against Carlton and Port
>Flag

>>150154226
sound like you give a fuck ay

5AA fucking KINO

Based on the round so far, I'm changing my tip for Iggs to beat Adelaide.

Geelong will win the flag

kek poort customers online sooking about that last call as if they didn't win the free count by 15 or some shit

>>150154249
Might unironically be the first time all season port have won the free kick count

death death to the afl

geez Boak and Fyfe getting it on a bit early

>>150154258
Yep reckon im going to become an nrl fan. Points for missing? Taking the piss.

Fukken Sue

old mate always gets upset when there's an exciting football match

Ken Hinkley has been quite notorious for fucking a number of 3rd and 4th round rookie draft picks that he knew were never going to make it -- he made promises he knew were never going to come to fruition just for the joy of splitting those boys open
The man is truly SICK
Many ex-Port players have told me this

>>150154266
nrl is the only worse than the afl
the whole country is fucked and only getting worse

Ken Hinkley is lucky not to be in jail

What's stopping us from making a better more refined game and not letting jews control it?

>>150154275
Johnny Kitagawa of /afl/.

>>150154297
Nothing but copyright on AFL and permission to play on certain grounds.
As long as we make it "Australian Rules" we're golden

>>150154249
>>150154257
Just checked and its the 5th time from 21 games port has won the free kick count this season

>>150154297
NOTHING
support your ammos next week
fuck the kikefl

post hot sluts

You may not like it, but Geelong is winning it all this year.

Another super SHITurday that could only be enjoyed by RETARDS with SEVERE BRAIN INJURIES

>>150154341
awesome pray-mantis mate show us some other images of your bug collection

>>150154330
They are making the grand final minimum. None of these other shitters in the top 8 are going to beat them at home in their current form. So they will win 2 home finals.

A few weeks ago it was
"Crows wont beat hawks and pies" now the goal posts have moved to "wont win the flag".

>>150154341
ayy lmao

asian aren't human
seen no evidence to the contrary

>>150154330
no true crows fan has any hope. but I like how eternally rekt you've been the past few weeks

>>150154341
>>150154325
Yuck

>>150154341
fr tho where do all the organs fit? like you still need lungs and a liver and shit

>bane are frauds
>suns are frauds
>pies are frauds
>fred are frauds
>Hawks still might not make the 8
>dogs still might not make the 8
>gws still might not make the 8
>catters softest run to September in history
>Crows 2nd softest run to September in history

>>150154398
Sydney and Richmond are in pretty good form. So overstating how """easy""" Geelong's draw is.

By the way, you have very beautiful, your own, natural lips. Well done for preserving the natural beauty of your lips and face, and not being taken in by lip augmentation advertising, and never having your lips injected. This is what makes you stand out from the others!! Your natural beauty is simply super!!

>>150154341
gay if you wouldn't 2bh

>>150154426
Thanks

>>150154415
Cats also had bummers this week, Port the week before, North the week before that, aints the week before that GWS was the last challenge they faced the week before that and they lost

>>150154398
yep, sums up this season
I think collingwood and brisbane are getting bad injuries at bad times, but they are in my opinion the best two teams

>5aa's phones were broken
>Only got to hear a Port fan coughing up a lung while he was waiting on hold
What a let down.

fuck travelcucks

oof

Well that was interesting

>>150154454
hilarious how they think other people care that they bought an airline ticket, hotel accommodation and some restaurant bills