Thread 150151769

kick-off in 4 bongs

>final pre-season match
>david de gea's first return to old trafford since ten hag binned him for onono
>pre-match presentation of cunha, mbeumo and sesko to the home crowd

>>150151769 (OP)
should be comfy

I would pay to see this

if it was still the 1900s..

Leaving in a bit to go down to this. Should be fun with the Sesko unveiling and De Gea getting an actual send-off. Also there'll be a football match after that.

>>150152614
have fun, mate

>>150152477
>lower leagues
no one cares mate

Mad how we have to pretend De Gea wasn't absolute shite for those last few years just because he was replaced by a blackie

I'm going to fucking kill myself if you ruin his career

>>150151769 (OP)
>unironically watching a friendly
Impressively customer brained

>>150152690
he wasn't shite at all, he won the golden glove in his last season with united and was still one of the best shot stoppers in the world
he was just prone to brainfart moments leading to goals and he wasn't great at distribution, plus he was on massive wages, around £350k a week
onana was brought in to fix those issues but he has just as many brainfart moments and hasn't shown much in the way of distribution

>>150153098
See this is what I'm talking about

>>150153098
I thought it's funny because it was his contract year so I feel he finally tried to scam another contract extension and I think he did get offered one but ten Hag persisted getting a new GK anyway for competition and he was having none of it so he left anyway, only to find his wage demand was too big for any club to sign him for free so he ended up taking sabbatical before Fiorentina signed him and his current wage is less than 1/10 of his mega contract (like 26kpw compared to his 350kpw united contract)

Bring back De Gea

>>150152754
go back to to your gay football league thread kid

>>150153131
the way i heard it was the club offered him a new contract with substantially lower wages, he said he'd think about it and went looking for a better deal elsewhere, he couldn't find a better deal but had taken too long so united got pissed at him and pulled their contract offer and told him to fuck off elsewhere

>>150152689
You clearly do

>>150152735
United is back and Sesko will be a part of it <3

>>150151769 (OP)
>fiorentina
american owned soulless club

>>150153335
Just like Liverpool

>>150153345
united are only 75% american owned
sir jim gives united 25% proper brexit sovl

glad he's finally getting a proper send off
well deserved

>snapdragon cup
Well ahead of rivals, 2 trophies before the season even starts

>>150153423
>united are only 75% american
yeehaw

Where is everyone? Is spee dead?

/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/

good goal

KEKAROO

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was nobody marking him?

amorOUT

Not 1, but 2 attackers completely free in your own box form a corner.
15th was generous

sir jim we need 300 more mil so we can start defending corners

you now remember everton nex signing moise kean

take me back

>>150153634
>Xochitl
>Moner
>Ortega
/sp/ has a Latina addiction

>>150153701
she's obviously good looking, but i can't find her sexy knowing she's 4 feet tall

>>150153701
did she get bucc'd?

>>150153701
absolutely GHOULISH

>>150153719
her mewing streak is unbroken since birth

Good /mug/ning

/unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/ /unmug/

>>150153717
She’s 5ft1.
wrong with that?
Built for fun, no?

>>150153717
imagine the sex positions

>would be disallowed in epl
still back to basics

mount is playing a little bit too well lately, injury incoming

>>150153845
>151
that' too short even for latinos
even sabrina is one cm taller

mbeumo is man utds harry kane.
i'm watching the MUTV stream and the commentators are very poor

dat de gea

based de gea

DE GOAT

>>150153825
HNNNG

Ah yes, now I remember

Any webbums?

cunha and mbeumo are such an upgrade it's insane

>>150153992
here you go

Cunha is really the missing piece of this United team. But somehow Bruno always tries to do something impossible around the penalty box

>>150154018
Mbeumo's first touch just a few minutes ago was very good. Took the ball straight out of the air with 3 Defenders around him

i like what I see from mbeumo, seems like a menace that makes fiorentina's defense scrambling to keep up his pace, cunha seems he hasn't had many touches but that entire left side is struggling, should've had his pen though. idk what the fuck is mason mount doing. casemiro is just vibing for his last year at united.

Baleba will get this system running like a well oiled machine. Casemiro has the ability but is too slow in 2025.

Why are all ypipo like this?

Don't click it

The thing with De Goat is, the ball he parries always goes all the way out of the dangerous zone, it's a fucking cheat code

>>150154018
somehow mbeumo looks more skilled and attentive to where his teammates are than cunha. chubby and all, he can sprint. Cunha, on the other hand, seems a bit suffocated in a small space.

i clicked it

>>150154087
I said not to

based 15 touches from the maestro

>>150154023
She hasn’t starred in a movie since 2022.
She won dancing with the stars in 2023 but otherwise has done nothing else.
What’s going on? Is she having a Moyes-era United moment?

>>150154118
more like sanchez at united
marvel paid her too much, she lost her hunger

>>150154101
P R E S S I N G
M O N S T E R

>>150154130
>she lost her hunger
sydney would never
that ref is blind

>>150154118
she's probably just not a very good actress

bayindir looks like he's used the personal barber from new carrington

why is banana not playing

De Ligt and Sexo might be brothers

>>150153845
>4ft 11 1/2 inches
There’s nothing wrong with this.
Most women up until the 19th century were probably around this height.

bruno lmao

bruno red card incoming*

>>150154278
don't know how you can look at >>150153825
and think it's a good height

that's another pen that should've been given to united

>>150154303
i don't know how you can look at that and not immediately be erect

casemiro bashing is a good sport

mount's not doing much, is he

Amad could have played for Italy but chose Ivory Coast instead

>>150154329
maybe because i have not pedo traits

good from cunha that

TIL Fagioli means 'beans'

Um she was only 5'1" you SICK FUCK

mbeumo's got a bigger arse than luke shaw

jfc the mutv commentators are annoying

so it happened AGAIN

CHADguire

>>150154400
the old ones were worse

>>150154400
the main one sounds like the teacher from inbetweeners and the other guy sounds like some chav from the burger bar

I really hope Bruno doesn't play this deep all season. Feels like a waste.

heaven will be an absolute aerial threat when he can make a more accurate heading, hmagz should give him more lesson

>>150154440
where else is he gonna play

>>150154442
heaven is a threat to himself with the amount of times he goes down

aaandd he injured himself
nice

>>150154442
ooh baby you are making me wet
ayden heaven is an aerial threat

>>150154462
ahead of baleba

>>150154462
the new eric bailly

also just realized big zirk isn't even on the bench where is he
>mason mount still plays
uh

>>150154490
injured

>>150154361
fuck up fagaroni

no way that's a foul

bruno to saudi here we go...?

that's some nice linkup from bruno-mount

>>150154517
probably grounded by amorim for complaining on the pitch last match
only bruno is allowed to cry and wave his arms around

>>150154380
And that’s a good thing!

>>150154517
you can't complain in amorin era

>>150154587
good vibes only (don't look at the score)

>>150154560
i like midget actresses but only when they have a nice big arse like cailee spaeny or annasophia robb

de gea, soul

de gea got subbed finally united can score

>>150154601
does every new movie and tv show have to look grey

they subbed de gea off because there's going to be a penalty shoot out if this ends in a draw

dorgu mate

imagine gyokeres instead of kean
FT

de gea MOTM

>amorin worried face again
mmm

that was mildly disappointing, cunha seems he's not fully ready for 90 minutes, got increasing more ineffective with each passing minute.

BENULDIES time

>>150154662
Its because we're playing a false 9 atm. When Sesko is in we'll have Cunha and Mbeumo in their natural positions.

>>150154671
>false 9

>>150154662
>mbeumo, amad, big zirk, mount, bruno, mainoo
united have a lot of players who can fill those two 10 spots so it shouldn't be too much of an issue while he gets up to fitness

i dont rate ugarte but giving most of the minute to old ass casemiro and only subbed in Ugarte when it was 83 min seems like just another signal from Amorim to get a replacement ASAP.

>>150154671
i do wonder if amorim will immediately start sesko against Arsenal, seems like it's too high stake but they got no one else since amorim just wants to kick hojlund out already

de gea taken off because of pens kek

>it wouldn't be a pre season game without a bruno fernandes penalty
lololol

>>150154624
>>150154693
that europa final lives long in the memory

>no de gea
easy manure win

THAT KID WITH THE RASHFORD SHIRT