maximum endowment edition

first for arsenal vs bilbao in 7 mins

Gyokeres will be so shit today! (Counter jinx)

>>150155755
smart, dubs confirms it

any streams that are not fucking allahu ackbar and alhamdulilah? Fuck I hate the internet police destroying all the fun for piratechads

>sakpiss

When will Assna fans finally have enough of Arteta?

>>150155925
i'm a big arteta defender but if we don't win major silverware (PL/CL) i'll have had enough

the pieces are all there now this season, we have top class players across all positions, there is no longer any excuse

>shartinelli

>>150155925
anyone with half a brain, about 2 seasons ago.

>dogshitnelli

fartinelli's decline needs to be studied

>shart in the martinelli

Two good crossing opportunities and saka/martinelli decide to shoot instead which anyone could see would result in nothing

>>150155856
http://www.fawanews.sc/Arsenal-vs-Athletic-Bilbao-1.html

The quality isn't amazing but it's in English.

>>150155956
other teams also have top class players across all positions also. Sharteta has been great for the revival of the club the premier league is more competitive than ever, you can't just go to aston villa ground and slap them senseless like before

>>150155977
https://goalietrend.com/f91-arsenal-vs-athletic-club/

thanks I found this one

>>150155970
I've noticed that in the last game as well. They seem to go for the shot where they should cross and cross when they should shoot. And on the hand Gyokeres seem to be doing everything other than shoot.

What happened to all the streaming sites? Is this because of the new wanking loicenses?

>Timber dead
It's over (again)

Odegaards left foot has been a disasterclass since his injury. Honestly I think he's permanently damaged.

>callifraud

>Calafiori
>defending
Pick one and only one

>calashit

All teams have to do to break through ghe defensive lines is to literally run in a straight line. Been happening all pre season. One runner is all it takes to break the defensive structure.

based zubi

Kwabafiori, both injury prone and shit when he does play. Another Farteta masterclass.

Why isn't Gyokeres playing?

>shitkeres

>gyok

>Jokeres
The play looked great though

GYOKNUNEZ WHAT A GOAL

Gyok should score that. First bit of service to him he's had in the 3 games he's been involved in so far.

>gyokerpiss

>chokeres

Chadvertz would have buried that.

i-is gyokere a fraud as well?
we're fucked lads...

big vik WILL get his goal today. doomers will go into hiding

>stream switches to call to player or some shit mid game
Kek wtf

fucking allahu akbar streams

>shartinelli

>Arab stream

The complete and utter lack of any sort of threat in the box in open play is fascinating to watch.

>>150156079
spainbro stream is quality

>>150156079
>>150156075
KEK first time?

game over, go pray you filthy infidels

>Zubimendi
already more chances created than Ode in 24/25

Their entire team was in their own box just then. The park the bus tactic is going to be a weekly thing this season.

>Viktim Eibar Wegovykeres

That guy that got injured looks like Stallone

>>150156099
It was so abrupt and random I couldn't help but laugh. Are all your broadcasts like this?

>>150156097
thanks la

god i hate the odeshart chippy chappy pass

thanks for the memories odefraud but it's time to go

>>150156123
is that nutty commentating? seems to be the arsenal.com stream.

>>150156156
Yeah sounds like him

>rice

can’t watch the game but Martinelli & Ode have to LEAVE

>fettucini

>shartfiori

Should've been another goal there. Gyokeres was where martinelli should've been and calafiori was where rice should've been.

>calamari

he's going for that baseduncu look if his scalp keeps getting claimed by the norwood reaper

Fuck this I'm turning off. Not looking to watching more of this slop as the season begins

reminder that both Liverpool and Manchester United smashed 7 past these shitters

zubi so good

that would've been one of the greatest own goals had it gone in

HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK HYOK

GYOK

THERE HE IS
GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES GOALKERES
AND A HEADER AS WELL

GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES GYOKERES

>first cross
>first gyok goal

He's lethal

GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO GYO

GOATKERES

BANE???!!?

>BUT HE CAN'T HEAD THE BALL
THE ATROPELATOR OF ATHLETIC

>Gyokeres doesn't score hea-ACK!

>>150156213
Thank you for your service

>BIG VIK
>BIG VIK
>BIG VIK
>BIG VIK
>BIG VIK

BANE?

finally have striker

all zubimendi desu

:]]

zubi looking good lads

HE'S A BIG GUY

SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA

SAKER

SAKAAAAAAA
ARTETA IN

>>150156213
cheers m8

>>150156213
Kek

all the hatewatchers in my illegal stream disappeared, feelsgoodman

I have never seen havertz attack a ball like gyokeres did for his goal

>Saka + Gyök
Let me guess, you NEED more?? (This is a joke we do indeed need more)

>>150156213
never watch an arsenal match this season

>raya is 2nd behind this basque shein martinez

>>150156074
apologize (to me)

Zubimendi is quality, he'll be a solid upgrade over Rapey

Any webm?

>>150156293
He's got that desperation for goals and quite frankly you love to see.

>>150156314
https://x.com/futbolhub7/status/1954220244056052148?t=aS4WK225GKi7WXvzWQ_rTA&s=19

are we... dare I say...
so back?

realistically, if arteta had some balls we could easily shift gyokeres into LW and get another no.9.
but we actually have endure fucken shartinelli day n day out.
also zubiGOAT.

>>150156339
why all this retardation, just chuck noni on

scanbimendi scan count? he be scannin'.

>>150156394
wengeresque

>header
Arteta fixed him.

>>150156325
Cheers.

>>150156363
>>150156394
Cheers.

>>150156363
that's a proper center forward goal right there and we haven't had a goal like this since giroud

>>150156310
Still think pushing Rice as high as we did last season, made us super vulnerable against transitions and counters. But this game in particular, I don't see Rice make those runs into the box as much. A sign of change to a double pivot?

Is Nico Williams playing btw?

>>150156394
Love that they still do their little Auba-Laca-esque celebration.

Zubimendi should be playing in Odeshaart's position desu

Rice-Zubi double pivot with a central no. 10 and our attack is already 10x more effective. Been calling for it for weeks. Rice LCM has always been a creative bottleneck.

I said it a few days ago that I wanted to see gyokeres on the end of zubimendi balls and we've seen today how lethal that combination can be. Zubi is the signing of the summer. He's just so perfect.

>>150156394
world class Bukrappo Shitta tapping into an empty net like usual

Great goal by Gyok. Zubi has been phenomenal.

fuck me is this alliadere? great accent. what a strange beast this stream is. pascal cygan and nelson vivas analysis next?

>>150156356
could work as well i guess...
do you retards actually think calafiori is bad?
are you actually watching the match?
if one missed pass makes you bad then ben shite should be called the worst arsenal buy besides kai havertz. cala is really decent in attack, he can dribble really well and has that odd goal in him, him being injury prone is the only real issue here, on the pitch he's good.

>>150156467
cut that wrong

Based Gyok with a header. Big WOOF with that one. (Shame I'm having to watch a shitty Arabic stream where the commentator won't shut up for a single second. Seriously, I don't know when he breathes.)

>>150156450
Yeah, mix of french and north London black.

Do you feel in charge?

>>150156486
>manure fans were making fun of his header in training
i need this mug so bad bros

>>150156486
Does it count towards his season stats, or what?

>he's a big guy as well

The counter jinx worked. Gyokeres scored the first and was involved in the buildup for the 2nd. Remove havertz from my club right now. Jesus needs to go with him.

>they're very big guys

>>150156411
Jesus scored a strong header from a soft cross in the beginning of his Arsenal career as well. So you are not correct sir.

Anyone got a webm of his celebration?

>>150156363
Cross is better than the finish. Look at the whip on it. Odegaard can't do that.

>>150156518
half-hearted mask cause pre-season with a bit of a chuckle to himself

A reminder:

Gyokeres did not score a single header for Sporting in the league last season.

>>150156554
I couldn't see it in real time because I got distracted for a minute and he was taking ages to do it.
I'm sure we'll see a full fleshed one soon

>>150156527

Odeshart would do one of his trademark lofted dinks out for a goal kick from that position.

>>150156575
The Arteta Effect.

CAM ON NONI

>Ben Shite in
yea, that right side is fucked defensively.

>scores his first header in years so people forget the sitter he shanked wide

did dsl move to dublin?

Is Mosquera strictly a CB or has been taking a fullback role in pre-season?
Also Gyokeres doing non-striker things look really funny. He does not look comfortable doing it at all.

>>150156643
Its not his style. He is dead from deep throat related cancer.

what did stream mean by this

>>150156277
I've been thinking about it for a while but Saka and saker (type of cannon back in the 16th century) sound similar that you could make a rhyme like "Bukayo Saka, he shoots like a saker" or something

>>150156701
my stream put up the tiktok ai slop with the witch that says i got a spell to make arsenal win the PL and the UCL and the crowd replies "that's impossible, burn the witch" kek

Imagine if Gyokeres got two headers in one day

>>150156729
how about "Bukayo Saka, he's a fucking sucka"
jk lol

>>150156486
that's a pretty run ngl

yall noticing these crosses white-haters?

>>150156762
Anon?

our throw in coach is someone i wish that i can have a discussion with regarding this dogshit method of delaying the throw in 50 seconds just to put it wide, every club already knows this shit now it's not working anymore.

refs having a mare

>>150156778
i know i owe him an apology

TROLLPOST

ZAMN

>Jokeres
BUT ALMOST A SECOND HEADER

it's not looking good for united

>hit the post

Floperes missing sitters at a rate Shitvertz couldn't even manage

Nearly matched his total header goals scores at Sporting

I think koscielny is the last player to even attempt a diving header. 30 goal season incoming.

>shitizen seething

>watching preseason friendlies of a team you do not support
what is this malfunction called

>>150156832
he missed two sitters, this is fact

Don’t care, fuck a toilet shitizen lol

>>150156849
I don't support Newcastle either and I watched them get spanked by Atletico earlier so don't flatter yourself

madookee doesn't seem as dogshit as i previously thought desu.

>Darwin Nunez
5 pre-season goals
>Vikshit Floperes
1 pre-season goal

>Fraudegaard
the fuck

>odeshart

>>150156889
odegaard does at least!

What is actually up with odegaard has he lost all feeling in his left foot or something

>ødetaard

>>150156902
wife probably stopped sucking his dick

>>150156894
liverpool are a saudi team

Not liking how often Gyokeres drifts to the left

Imagine this Noni-Gyok-Saka attack and Rice-Zubi midfield with Eze in the middle instead of gibraltagaard. We would create history

>>150156889
he's avoiding pass dribble someone or shot to target to keep his stats decent. He's trying to be efficient

>>150156902
anon claims he married a witch who makes him wear a cock cage

>>150156924
Get used to it, its what he does.

>>150156924
yes, that spot is for martinelli only

Poois-Smelly dirty thug bastard

can they sit miles down and have him write out 1000 lines of I WILL NOT LUNGE IN DANGEROUSLY

>married to a no ho 3 years older than him
it's overgaard for him.

Boooooooo

KAI GUYS IT'S OUR TIME

>SHITvertz
"no".

>kai
time to close the stream

>>150156943
>born in 1996
>29 years old
say it ain't so bros...

Gyok off game off.

ITS TIME KAI CHADS

>havertz

Havertz about to show who's boss

>60m down the drain chant already
I love it

CHADvertz brace loading...

you guys didn't seriously think he was just gonna let himself get cucked?

>Mosquera
Our talent ID for defenders is crazy.

Holy shit Madueke is actually looking good?

Did Rice just slip and fall on his own elbow?

skelly looked dogshit all preseason btw

gyökeres woudl've buried that

>Havertz
come on man

>shitvertz

jfc

>>150156984
Yeah, been the most impressed by him out of all the new signings, with Zubimendi coming next.

>>150156982
>gets cucked

uh oh kaibros
our response?

Also Zubimendi is so fucking good

Fluke match

Artetaout

>price
yikes

>bought Gabriel 2.0 in Mosquera
>spawned Saliba 2.0 from the academy in Salmon
Defense will look solid for decades
>>150157025
His passing is suspect and he's been losing the ball while in possession frequently as well.

KAICHADS

Kaigod

kai-sama... I kneel

Shitvertz is levels above Floperes

KAI GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY KAI GUY

gyokeres would never

THATS RIGHT HATERS

GOATVERTZ
never doubted

>>150157046
APOLOGIZE

i kneel

BASED.

APOLOGIZE

>not rating bae havertz
lmao

Never doubted havertz. World class.

>Kai suddenly becomes a goated finisher now glockeres arrives

Typical.

>Gyokeres scores from a header
>Kai scores with his feet
Wtf?

>>150157036
>>150157037
>>150157038
>>150157039
>>150157051
APOLOGISE

Havertz
>1 goal
>1 missed sitter
Floperes
>1 goal
>2 missed sitters

Arteta continuing on his mission to kill Saka

Too easy bros

Holy shit we scored that same goal against either Brighton or wolves last season

Was Kai always that quick or were the Bilbao defenders just tired? Haven't seen him sprint that quickly ever. Not even against Newcastle, his one true nemesis.

>>150157148
He looks a lot more muscular

FRIENDLY FIRE

>>150157148
swole havertz arc + fresh legs + something to prove

Also get saka off ffs

spare me a webm of the kai goal my mates?
my internet is shitting the bed and all streams are dying

Wait, why is Saka still playing?

>>150157163
>>150157166
He definitely is more bulked up but I thought that would slow him down if anything

White! You are supposed to murder the other team!

wtf i like madueke

Dumbass ref not even giving cards when the Bilbao bitches keep wrestling about

noni should start on the left against manure

Noni needs to start over Martinelli. He's looking really good. Plays like a proper footballer.

>>150157193
Pool looks a bit suspect in defence ngl.

>>150157193
hmm

>sakpiss

>spacker

>sakass

>baka

>be zubi dubi doo
>get the ball
>create chance
Its shrimple.

get him OFF

>saka

Zubimendi is so good

>sucka

>bukakke
served on a platter by zubimendi

>nigga

Saka post injury doesn't play as sharp and as decisive as he used to.

Are we getting pens?

>shitka
>zubiGOAT

>>150157254
All gas no brakes

>>150157246
yes

>>150157210
yeah but arsenal had some days too
>fan dancing

>>150157274
>Strategic loss to spudz to give them false hope

>>150157119
Havertz has always been the 2nd best finisher in the squad (behind Trossard).

I genuinely don't understand the rules for these penalty shoot outs. Is it just random? Sometimes >we have to draw for there to be pens, sometimes there just is one?
Also hearing Waka Waka is fucking fantastic.

>>150157254
khavz just needed more time

>>150156363
I thought the aba's and Portugal experts said he couldn't head

>>150157308
Jesus is a better finisher, Havertz misses loads of big chances.

>>150157312
Arteta always asks for them and the other club can agree or disagree to do them.

>>150157312
extra time was always a mistake

>>150157210
most people in this general said the exact same thing about them last season.
it doesn't matter when you can always outscore the opponent.
liverpool are still as strong or even stronger than they were, definitely still favorites to win the PL.

why doesn't every player just hit it top corner

>>150157327
Ohh, that makes sense. I guess it's just practice at the end of the day so even if the other team wasn't prepared, it doesn't really matter. Thanks.

>>150157334
Agree to disagree. I quite like added ET.

>>150157326
Havertz usually miss half chances. He rarely misses big chances. Which is why Trossard is better than him because he sometimes scores half chances and rarely misses big chances.

>>150157312
Fan slop

corr these penalties are tastie.

>nwankeri

Nwankekri

>sign a contract
>performance dips
>penalties don't

>>150157358
extra time is ok in UCL or local Cups games
extra time is a mistake in world cup or club world cup
>>150157344
that pen is why they don't

looks like merino with a bilbao shirt on

>>150157410
Why is it a mistake? I would say if anything UCL and World Cups are when they aren't a mistake and smaller cups are when they are not needed.

show me a bald basque man

>>150157446
iniesta

Can't tell if the pens are really good or the keepers are just shite. My stream is like 360p resolution.

>>150157443
exactly, no idea what this guy is smoking.

Raya finally saves one despite guessing them right, kek.

RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA RAYA
I think he's gone the right way every single time?

BACK TO BACK GOLDEN GLOVE WINNER

>basque saka
>misses pen
hmm

>>150155962
We full brains are Arteta IN!

>>150157443
it's not about big or small tournament
i think it's about time to recover players stamina
They won

Zubimendi is a bigger stone cold killer than gyokeres

>that smirk
love zoobidoo

>emirates cup campeones again

>cup celebration
Not gonna lie, this is kinda cringe.

Zubi put no effort into the pen but it was one of the best of the shootout

luv zubimendi
luv gyok
luv mosqer

'ate shartinello
'ate sucka
'ate odeshart

simple as

>>150157485
>i think it's about time to recover players stamina
Anon, the WC is bigger than literally fucking anything and everything. Bigger than the Prem, bigger than the UCL, bigger than the CWC, the FA Cup, the Carabao Cup, the whatever cup. It is literally the ONE fucking tournament where everyone should do their utmost fucking best to try and win it. I understand what you mean about it affecting players' stamina when the season starts but I'm saying it downright does not matter because the WC is far too important compared to literally everything.

>>150157540
>hating Arsenal players
If its Sterlol on loan or Willian i can get it, but come on

>>150157553
it's just some banter, bruh
but yeah I actually agree completely, especially with those examples provided (add Luiz to that)

Eze will complete this team. Odegaard is no longer that guy.

Rate this pre-season campaign
for me, it was 7/10

>>150157701
BIG GAB & BIG GYO

>>150157654
ok/10

Bane won Starboy won Kai Guys won

Arteta says they are "actively looking at options", when asked about possible incomings.

Adds some players may leave, too.

>>150157851
it's Eze a mata of time?

Is Twitter lying to me? Was Zubimendi's performance really that good? I was playing Warhammer Rogue Trader

today's biggest takeaway - madukeke wasnt utter dogshit

>>150157312
>penalty shoot outs
Wait, what?!
I turned off after the 90th minute whistle...
Who shoots, who scores?

>>150158055
Rookie mistake bro. Merino, Kai Guy, Madueke, Nwaneri, Saka, Saliba, and Zubi.
Everyone scored except for Nwaneri. After like the second penalty, everyone started going for the top corner until Nwaneri skied his one lol. Raya guessed right for every single one and finally managed to save their last attempt. Zubi scored the last one.

>>150157964
elite brah

>>150157701
I think he learned a bit of portuguese

>>150158055
Should've kept an eye on the thread. I would've missed it too if it weren't for /arse/.

>>150158150
>Nwaneri skied his one lol
Sigmagrinderi, based.
>Raya managed to save their last
Yashin trophy counts towards the Arse tally, innit.
That'd be two in the bag already. Three in a week when GOATkeres scored and VIRGesko flops, lmao.

Ode has to step it up big time

MA
AUSTRIANON IS DOOMING AGAIN

ENOUGH TIME HAS PASSED

HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM HE'S HIM

Lewis-Skelly is a fabulous talent but he was never a left back. He's a deep-lying ball progression midfielder (like Rice, Rogers, etc.) and has been so for his entire academy career. He put in a lot of effort last year to make the LB role work, and he was still exposed defensively many times. Very poor preseason from him since then, which just confirms that he can't stay there for long. The sooner he becomes Rice's understudy in that left-sided midfield role, the better. Calafiori has work to do on his defensive decision-making but his high-octane unpredictable movement on the overlap is nuts. The hate he's getting because of a couple mistakes isn't fair. He's one of our biggest X-factors every time he's on the pitch and will be our first-choice LB this season. If he stays fit, which is a ginormous "if" desu.

>>150157851
Eberechi Eze #10 in the middle and this team wins it all. Berta...

PRESEASON DONE

July 23: Arsenal 1-0 AC Milan

July 27: Arsenal 3-2 Newcastle

July 31: Arsenal 0-1 Tottenham

August 6: Arsenal 2-3 Villarreal

August 9: Arsenal 3-0 Athletic Club

NEXT UP

SUNDAY 17TH AUGUST

MANCHESTER UNITED VS ARSENAL

OLD TRAFFORD

LETSGO
LETSGO LETSGO
LETSGO LETSGO LETSGO
LETSGO
LETSGO LETSGO
LETSGO LETSGO LETSGO
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Martin Zubimendi vs Athletic Club in stats:

Assists: 1
Most tackles: 4
Accurate passes: 94%
Touches: 58
Accurate long balls: 83%
Tackles won: 100%
Recoveries: 2

Another impressive performance from the Spanish midfielder! (via @FotMob)

Bilbao are sociedads rivals so zubimendi and merino were switched on. Merino looked pumped up after scoring his pen.

>have to wait one week for arsenal
lame

>>150159488
spoiler: they're still shit next week

>Giroud goal against west ham

shoulda just kept him all these years

>>150155727 (OP)
I'm starting to think I'll hate Gyokeres. Nigga so good he will single-handedly keep Sharteta in.

>>150157254
This nigga was never this fast before.

>>150157701
All the mandem gonna be calling this wasteman Victim Jokerez by Christmas

big vik learning how to play with the squad and conversely - they with him. it's going to be fascinating to watch for at least a month.

anybody got the screenshot of zubi's smirk after the pen?

>>150162533
>it's looking good brev

>>150162533
https://youtu.be/MggFxuIKrl4?feature=shared&t=555

>>150162839
>>150162866
based

>>150162866
>getting to 'hug' the ref first
finally our seasons lads

>>150162839
Literally an Arteta regen with not mid stats.

>>150157167
Only got this version.

>>150166771

>>150166771
Solid goal, his time in the gym paid off

>>150159784
Bayern-esque goal (the 5-1 loss unfortunately) with the chest control. Wish our players had flair like Giroud did but alas.
https://youtu.be/SSny8TT3gKM?t=156 (2:36)
https://youtu.be/tsyccJNh7Ig?t=260 (4:20)

Is Zubimendi the new Cazorla?

>>150167219
Giroud was infuriating with his ability to score some worldies after missing a dozen sitters.

>>150167400
He's our Cesc regen.

>>150167400
The fact Cazorla played in the pivot is insane desu. Zubimendi if you don't screw up will be the greatest defensive midfield in the history of the prem.
He is a lot more talented than Rodri and is a nimble and more talented version of Xabi Alonso, he has wasted a good chunk of his career at Sociedad but I believe he is the best defensive midfielder in the world

Nottingham Forest transfers in inc.
>Igor Jesus (£16.5m from Botafogo)
>Jair Cunha (£10.5m from Botafogo)

Nottingham Forest transfers out inc.
>Danilo (£20m to Botafogo)

Edu definitely cooking there.

I had 100% faith before, but now for the first time since our interest was made public, I am starting to believe we probably won't sign Eze.

Quite upsetting honestly

>>150168104
Used the funds on Madueke
>>150167400
I miss Cazorla

>>150158436
All the retards talking shit on Cala are bums, Cala is class, he makes things happen, tired of the ironclad defense focus, outscore the fuckin opposition, defense uber alles didnt work last season.

I am going to enjoy every second of Sandcastles shit season.

>>150168288
As LCB, yes. When he's fit, yes.

>>150168104
Seems like we need to offload some of the deadwood first.

>>150157654
0/10 Lost to Spuds
It's over

>>150166771
>the weak should fear the strong

a

Eze WHEN?

>>150168878
>how they qualified
>runners-up

have been considering a zubimendi third kit since it came out but i don't want to look a cuck when he changes his number in a year or two

>>150169066
Shirt without a name and maybe just a number is the way to go for me. Would get Saka/Rice since they give me good loyal boy vibes.

>>150169083
i have huge shoulder blades and take advantage of the opportunity to camouflage them with a name and number when i buy a kit. it's also why i get longer surnames only

looks like we're getting a good chunk of our allotted tv games out the way nice and early. i can't wait to pirate these.

>>150169066
>the Vanquisher of Villareal
>the Assassin of Athletic Club
sure you don't want to wait until after Bruno Fernandes makes him look like a farmers league chump?

>>150157771
>gyokeres scores first arsenal goal
>it's a header
I think it's gonna be a long season.

>>150169131
take a long hard look at yourself brev

>>150169136
don't forget he missed two sitters

>>150169150
I'll be amazed if Arsenal turn those 14 draws last season in to mostly wins, which is what the likes of Gyokeres has been signed for.

Eze watch today.

Best time of the year is so close.

>>150169136
He wasn't given much service prior to the headed goal. He had one chance from a saka cross which he tried to hook into the corner but there wasn't enough power, but aside from that the zubi cross was the only clear chance he had all game. The diving header was impressive though, he didn't really have anywhere to aim except for the near post which was covered but he still almost scored from a half chance. The man is quality. Havertz and jesus would never attack that cross like he did.

>>150167219
damn, I missed this bum
(not anymore because of Vik)

https://youtu.be/K-Pa-3T7dhM
It up!
But I guess it's time to unsubscribe, since this bozo started to clutter up the vids with his pointless mug. I know, the Mighty Algorithm and whatnot, but this format simply doesn't work this way. Shame.

Literally who

Eze is so good.

Eze is unplayable. I hope Shartsnal don't buy Eze

ok i take it back, ekitike is good
we should have got him

King Kai looks fucking huge lads

>>150167400
very different players but Zubi is class and dare I say Rice-amendi is the best midfield duo in the Premiership

okay lads, liverpool are clearly top team this season, in case anyone thinks they're not favourites for the PL he's delusional.
but imagine how glorious we look with eze on the LW, he's playing alot on the LW today and having him instead of SHARTINELLI would transform us immensly.

Any updates on the Eze to Arsenal situation?

>>150170185
>Luiz same tier as Gallas
>Kaiser same tier as those two
>too young to have seen anything of Diarra and Yossi
what a fucking bum

>the liver of poo

Kek

That Frimpong guy is good going forward but Van Dick is even more exposed in defense.

>>150172795
who made this btw?
i saw it on used on twitter, always thought it's a chan exclusive.

>[Sébastien Vidal] Arsenal and Crystal Palace have reached an agreement for the transfer of Eberechi Eze. Fee: £55m (£30m upfront). The 27-year-old England playmaker, hero of the 2024 FA Cup final against Man City, will join the Gunners once Palace secure his replacement.

Tier 1 for Palace news apparently. Gear up.

>>150173049
>source: le cule
come back with a better source then I'll believe it.

if >we get Eze and finally bin Ode >we might have the best midfield in the league.

>>150172944
Some anon on /epl/

third kit is sexxxy desu

Glasner for Arteta come December, Yay or Nay?

>>150156044
>>150156053
>>150156055
>>150156056
>>150156062
>>150156065
>>150156068
Interesting how you all called Gyokerers a fraud a few min before he scored the goal and now you all love him. You are such shitty custo... I mean fans.

>>150175034
Football fans in general love to make grand conclusions about anything after single games.
>loss
its over
>win
its our year

>>150175034
Those are standard posts from /sp/ regardless of who people support or the sport they're watching.

>>150175034
with basic grasp of the english language you can tell mine was a question rather than a statement of fact.
i was merely wondering if the player we just signed to score goals is actually fraudulent at, you guessed it, scoring goals.
and it was at a convenient timing cause he just missed a very easy chance. say for example, if the kaiser(or Gabriel Shartinelli) missed the same chance gyokeres missed, wouldn't we all slander him FAR more than these posts? i for sure would have.

in all seriousness though, have you guys noticed how gyokeres "weaknesses" that were the main place of concern for his transfer were actually largely overblown?
1-headers, then his first goal scored for us was literally a header.
2-link up play: his passing and dribbling is actually really good in those matches he played, he basically can seamlessly transform into the LW without any issue.

hopefully he only gets better from here :)

>>150175323
he's going to score 24-27 league goals alone
source: knower

>>150175323
>have you guys noticed
I wasn't sure about his heading but I knew his link up play would be very good. You see that in the national team every game. Isak is the more Martinelli type (head down dribbling or shooting ignoring his teammates) while Gyökeres always link up and create for his teammates when necessary. Although if you give him the ball in the penalty box, he will most likely try to conjure a shot.

If we are going to talk heading then I am sad that Saka seems to be one of the worst headers of the ball since Ljungberg.

>>150174957
y
>>150175034
not me though ;)

>>150175034
>baby's first gametime thread with the /Arse/
Many such cases!

>>150175491
based knower.

>>150175695
it's the obnoxiously positive Arteta IN sweanon, not the based Arteta OUT one.

>[Serkan Gazioğlu, Sercan Hamzaoğlu, Taylan Sedef] Oleksandr Zinchenko is on the verge of joining Fenerbahçe. Fener's director, Devin Özek, is currently in London negotiating with Andrea Berta, who demanded €10-15m for the player. Zinchenko's agents are in Turkey and confirm that a transfer is progressing into advanced stages.

Chad Turks > crybaby broke saudis.

>>150175787
turks frighten me

>>150175034
Please lurk more

>>150175787
I mean nice because Zinny is on big wages but holy balls are >we still bad at selling, 15 million Euros usually gets you something like a 36 y/o pacemaker Eriksen cyborg

>>150175870
He's also an expiring contract. It's a fair fee to for a team to get him now vs just waiting until next summer on a free

>>150175546
One youth coach said he is lacking in technique.

>Steve Parish on if Eberechi Eze will leave Crystal Palace this summer: “Players come and go, it’s a life cycle. Hopefully they’re still here, that’s what I’d like… but we’ll see!”

>>150176505
Got a link to that lad?

>>150176710

>>150176773
https://youtu.be/AhB7QhAExbg?si=oKN9eX50nJHMbqyN
I think it was this.

>>150176710
Eberechi Eze 2025 - Welcome to the Arsenal | Skills, Goals & Assists | HD

>>150175323
Viktor's link up play has surprised me the most. He makes the correct, simple passes in the buildup - something that Arsenal players seem to struggle with

>nooticer:

Gyokeres always pulls to the left, even with his runs in the box. He ran to the far post for all of saka's crosses but ran to the near post for all of maduekes crosses.

>last game of the season is away at Palace

Eze proudly holding the Premier league trophy in front of his old and new fans

>[Elis Buse Araç] Fenerbahçe have submitted an official bid for Oleksandr Zinchenko. José Mourinho wants to use Zinchenko in the No. 6 position.

He might lowkey cook as a lone pivot in a lower-level league like Turkey.

>>150175870
His contract expiring next year sadly blocks us from anything above a nominal fee. The ~€8m we will save in wages is sweet, though.

did Eze play in the shield match how was he

https://youtu.be/NXkFiC3Obp0?si=p3A8J2P-q0ifKc46

Losing jesus after this run of form was tragic

>>150178690
he did. i didnt see the first half but he didnt do anything spectacular in the second. missed a his pen as well.

>>150179078
He didn't get the ball much but everything he did was very tidy.

>[Kieran Davies, The Sun] Arsenal are now closing in on the signing of Eze. A package amounting to £55m (£30m initial payment) was deemed acceptable by Crystal Palace, with talks about the structure of the remaining installments still ongoing.

Tier 96 but enjoy more low-grade hopium.

>>150179134
Literally copy and paste of what that Italian literally who ITK said

>>150179182
>2k followers
>AI generated profile pic
>shoddy ad farm website
>name does not exist in official records
>quotes grok

How dare you question Sebastian Vidal?

If Eze is the Odegaard replacement, who is the Martinelli replacement?

>>150179898
Dowman in the middle Eze on the left

>>150179898
Rodrygo

#BertaNation

>>150179898
In a better world, Rodrygo. Right now, Madueke which is totally fine as long as >we get Eze because Ode will be the biggest liability this season.

>>150180099
>>150180279
would have happened by now innit

>>150180356
prolly but the end of the window always (well usually not for Arsenal but who knows) has a few surprises in store.

>>150180356
Lot more business to be done. By all teams. Don't write anything off yet imo.

>>150180063
I can see Dowman getting more time this season. He's should be an extremely solid number 2 option.
If Eze is on the left then could Kai start over Odegaard? He can't possibly be worse (lol) and at least he would be playing a similar role to his natural position.

>>150180063
>>150180626
man hasnt discovered tits and beer yet give it a break..

>>150179112
sure sure dont get me wrong not trying to start shit but we have plenty of tidy players

>>150180766
he turns 16 on new years eve I'm sure he's touched boobs at least once

>>150180279
nigga if rodrygo is the replacement in a better world id rather stay right here.

>>150180919
you don't r8 the Portuguese Paki Allahbro?

>>150180766
Odegaard can barely make a touch nowadays

>>150180919
bruh who can >we realistically get ? The LW market is so fucking dire and Martinelli so god damn awful that even Madueke looks like a breath of fresh air.

Edu tried to sign raphinha a few years ago but flopped. He'd be perfect in this team.

>>150179369
everyone here, including me, has the IQ of a profoundly mentally retarded person. we see AI bots discussing Arsenal? we believe every word they say. if you can't keep up, you shouldn't be here

>>150181387
Raphinha is so wasteful...I don't care if he had a Ballon d'or tier season, he's frustrating to watch cause he misses easy chances but then scores worldies out of nowhere

If /sp/ can do it, so can the Arsenal

>>150181689
get a gf? don't think we have

>>150180997
nah mate, he's utter dogshit.
a fraud brazilian, just like the one we 'ave.
>>150181086
just put eze as LW, thats the most sensible thing to do.
and madooke can be a sub for LW/RW

>>150181601
>he's frustrating to watch cause he misses easy chances
Hed fit right in
>but then scores worldies out of nowhere
Ok maybe not