My Steelers :)

2nd for JJ McSharty having a career ending knee injury on the first drive

>>150158142
No you don't you look like Paddy Gower

>>150158178
:(

Justin Herbert is the most overrated quarterback in recent memory.
He’s pretty good but I keep seeing retards putting him in the top 5. No.

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

>I'm back from vacay

Soon

>>150158172
Watch him ball out now kek

>>150158192
Worst playoff record of all time against Brady.

>>150158172
Based

>>150158163 (OP)
The hate Lamar Jackson gets is what it looks like when someone is hated just for being a black quarterback. Sanders is clearly just a shitty person. It doesn't help that his path to the league was extremely unorthodox and an abuse of the American schooling system.

>>150158217
I didn't mention Brady, why are you so obsessed.

>Kelce slimmed up
>Simmons 1st round steal
>Mahomes adding fiber to his diet
Yeah I think us Cheifies are gonna see some MVP caliber logs this year.

>>150158217
>fraudy mentioned

>mogs Brady's statue

>>150158209
This is a good one, love your work.

>>150158239
but would you suck a log

Is it possible to reverse this with a holding call?

>>150158252
don't encourage AI slop newfag

>>150158251
I can't get over that this guy gave himself a nickname lmao, that is so lame. Fantastic player though.

>>150158271
>Yankees fan
>Burrs fan
>???
Where is moot anyway?

>>150158233
I thought we were posting statistical anomalies so I felt compelled to join in by adding my own two cents.
Mahomes is the first (and last) NFL QB to lose to Brady in both the AFCCG AND the Super Bowl.

>>150158279
in our cherished memories, God rest his soul.

Someone redpill me on the Buffalo Bills of Buffalo

>>150158283
Mahomes beat Brady in the last time they made. The game wasn't even close.

>>150158296
perma-cucks with a brainlet QB

>>150158246
Do one where she's a literal godzilla size giant terrorizing the streets of manhattan

>>150158296
Destined to fail but they occasionally host kino snow games

Brady was way better than Mahomes at getting cucked. Mahomes isn't even a top 5 cuck of all time. He could never get cucked like Brady. Tom would even suck the jiu jitsu bvll splooge out of his wife's ran through snatch. That was back when real men knew how to get cucked, not like this soft ass flirting generation. 7 cocks in your wife's holes > 3

Wow Mahomes beat 45 year old brady in the regular season, that totally makes up for his pathetic postseason performance against Brady.

>>150158317
based

>>150158253
All true Mahomy bros want use Patties logs as an Alaskan Pipeline when our Cheifies win another Lombardyrrtkv

>>150158267
I enjoy them, it's just a funny chinese cartoon bro

>>150158296
Josh Allen is elite but they will never win anything because they have a losing culture.

These niggas jack to tranime KWAB

>>150158190
That's less about Herbert and more about there not being many elite qbs in the league anymore. Mahomes, Burrow, Allen, Lamar, who else? You could argue Hurts but you can say he's only good because of the team he has around him, same with Goff and Purdy You could say Stafford or Rodgers but they might be washed. Lawrence, Murray, Tua have all been very underwhelming overall. Jayden Daniels could be up there but we only have 1 season to go off of. I don't think Herbert is anything special personally.

>my mfw when someone talks smack about the Wions

>>150158317
Nobody’s arguing that Brady is the cuckold GOAT. I’m just saying that BY AGE 29, Mahomes is the greatest cuck qb AT THAT AGE.

>>150158353
is this real???

>>150158217
>>150158283
>>150158318
>can't resist starting goat debates

>his team's city isn't represented by a demon horse statue that literally killed the guy who sculpted it

>>150158172

>>150158296
Consistently one of the top 5 rosters in football. Very mediocre head coach. They're massive schedule babbies, getting a bottom 10 schedule every season. Josh Allen is heavily overrated, really only the fourth or fifth best QB in the football. Will likely never accomplish anything until they move on from McDermott.

Ladies and jannytlemen
Davonkus 2

Feels like forever since the Broncos and 49ers played each other

So is this just gonna continue into the actual season? When there was no football I can understand, but this is honestly just pathetic. I sincerely hope the activity of the general will outpace these autistic arguments over Brady vs Mahomes but I think at this point it is a lost cause. You faggots suck.

>>150158368
I’m not starting a goat debate because there isn’t any to be had between Brady and Mahomes. Mahomes is falling off and only has 3 rings. He will never catch Brady.

>>150158371
Why is it so veiny?

>>150158368
>implying it's a debate

>He’s now entrenched in the Greatest of All Time (GOAT) conversation. Brady won his third Super Bowl MVP when he was 37 years old. Montana was 33. Mahomes is just 28. “I’ve had at least one of the top three starts to a career,” says Mahomes. “I’ll put it that way.”
https://time.com/6966732/patrick-mahomes-interview-time100-2024/

>>150158393
It was a bit better when statmutt was on vacay. And I say that as a
>lifelong chiefs fan

>>150158391
Makes sense, if they don't finish at the same place in the division any given year they'll only play eachother every 4 years barring a superbowl or pre season.

White powder tuddy!!!!

>>150158397
Better question, why is it blue and has red glowing eyes and is the first thing you see when leaving or arriving at the Denver airport?

>>150158393
>>150158411
Look at who started it >>150158217

It's anons larping as Brady fans. Chiefs fans aren't doing it. I don't start these debates but I'll finish them.

>>150158393
Ban the stamutt and there will be an end to the goat debates

If Bo Nix was black, he would speak e bo nix.

>>150158440
This is literally posted every thread: >>150158192
or the one with that dumb elf girl.

It is just ruining this general. Obviously that is the point. They want there to be no actual discussion and me bringing this up is probably giving him enough dopamine to post for another 4-5 months so I apologize.

Idgaf about the QBs Brittany >>>>>> Gislutele

>HOF GAME THUR JULY 31
>Los Angeles @ Detroit

PRESEASON WEEK ONE

>THUR
>Indianapolis @ Baltimore
>Cincinnati @ Philadelphia
>Las Vegas @ Seattle

>FRI
>Detroit @ Atlanta
>Cleveland @ Carolina
>Washington @ New England


SAT
New York @ Buffalo
HousTon@ Minnesota
Dallas @ Los Angeles Rasm
Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville
Tennessee @ Tampa Bay
New York @ Green Bay
Kansas City @ Arizona
Denver @ San Francisco

SUN
Miami @ Chicago
New Orleans @ Los Angeles

>>150158464
Absolutely ruined with those bolt ons

>>150158444
Ban statmutt and da flu, the goat debate returns to its rightful place
>Montana vs Unitas

>>150158440
>Chiefs fans aren't doing it. I don't start these debates

>>150158463
That post doesn't mention Brady you retard. It's talking about the Chiefs quarterback.
Chiefs fans talking about their QB has fuck all to do with Brady.

>>150158464
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
OHHHH
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP HRRRGGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHH

The NFL Preseason games are better produced than the vast majority of NFL and MLB games.

>>150158391
I remember when Jimmy G pulled an Orlovsky
https://youtu.be/cnruOKafrSg

>>150158464
you just know

It's that time of the season where backup QB's get to larp as QB1 for an NFL team for a couple games

>>150158484

>>150158494

>>150158483
No one cares about the plastic vs breastfeed debate anon. You'd suck em

>>150158483
Breastfeeding ruins a lot of chicks tits. Probably why she got them done

>>150158507
Oh yeah, that safety that lost them a TNF game kek

>>150158520
Hurts wife mogs so hard

>>150158511
It's the time to see how the best back up QB in the NFL is, top 5 get to be starters for the bottom 5 QB teams

Wyoming Bills

>breastfeeding ruins a lot of chicks’ tits
that’s the most subversive, Jewish sentence I’ve ever read in my life.

>>150158540
Wyoming seems like a horrifying place to live

>>150158520
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>150158439
I always figured the red eyes were so planes could see it and it would appease the evil spirits

If you didn't grow up with a Len Dawson bobblehead on your desk, don't call yourself a chiefs fan. Swifties fuck off, mahomes dickriders fuck off, general bandwagons fuck off. Fuck the rings, best thing >we ever did was get Fraudy benched

>>150158283 >>150158318 >>150158396 >>150158217
Mahomes is 29, all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over him at this age. It's the most one-sided mogging since Wayne Gretzky or prime Michael Jordan.

name ONE (1) elite 100% black QB
i'll wait

>>150158559
it certainly does, and the locals are very racist and unwelcoming to outsiders.

>>150158571
haha yeah man
the big antler arches in Jackson are also cursed by the KKK or something, don't go there

>>150158568
Oh, Mahomes logs>>>>Bradys logs

>>150158534
>black "women"
There's a reason he lets his teammates grab his ass every day

>>150158583
this

>>150158554
Calm down schizo. I'm not saying breastfeeding or having kids is bad I'm just saying I've seen chicks tits post having kids and some of them are fucking Grim. Like old socks with tennis balls inside

>>150158565
DIA is just kind of weird in general

>>150158520
Why does Patrick allow this?

Goff’s wife mogs the shit out of your qb’s wife.

>>150158568
brady sisters.....not like this

>>150158568
nigga Brady had like 2 mini dynasties AFTER turning 30

>>150158571
>the locals are very racist and unwelcoming to outsiders.
only if you are from Colorado or California.

>>150158597
Post your wrists post-cutting.

>>150158571
I'm more scared of the vast, icy plains and the hungry wildlife that rule it

>>150158349
>qb makes an above average team look great
Carried
>qb makes a contentending team look pedestrian
Team let him down

>>150158592
You wouldn’t fuck Halle berry? Are you gay?

>>150158600
the ai slop virgin fears the reality chad

>>150158626
rattlesnakes and coyotes, everything else is in the mountains.

>>150158638
Jizzelle is actually more wealthy than Tom. She could do whatever she wanted to in that relationship

>>150158613
>nigga Brady had like 2 mini dynasties AFTER turning 30
Who cares? We don't know the future, Mahomes may or may not have two mini dynasties. It's childish to speculate about the future. All we can talk about is what already happened. Mahomes 20s was the best of all time. If I wanted I could say his 30s will be as well but that's stupid speculation.

>>150158638
Frankly, yeah. I don't know why anyone who likes Brady would be talking about people's wives when Brady got cucked. Obviously he can pick any woman he wants at this point but it is still a major blow against him.

Bills locker room hasn’t changed since the 80s

>>150158630
>he would choose halle baboony over sydney sweeney
the question wasn't if you'd fuck a black woman, the question was if sharts'ape faced wife was hotter than brittany muttsexo

>>150158559
Yeah, how completely horrible and unlivable.

>>150158668
you gotta be a billionaire to afford to live in Jackson Hole.

>>150158507
Yes. I also remember when Jimmy overthrew a wide open receiver by like 5 yards to not complete the drive that would have won a Super Bowl, and there was that time he didn't even suit up for the playoffs because he didn't want to play with a bone fracture that had already had like three months to heal so Purdy had to go back into the game with a torn elbow ligament he'd just sustained an hour before.

Jimmy G is a fraud and a pussy. I laughed my fucking ass off when the Raiders signed him, as I'm sure all Niner fans did. How did they not know? I honestly cannot believe he's still in the league in any capacity. I wouldn't trust him to shovel my driveway without getting hurt while also asking for more money. Fuck Jimmy G

I'm cutting and I am hungry but gotta wait till dinner :(

go steelers btw we're gonna go 9-8 and lose in the wildcards

>>150158559
>>150158571
Drove past it one time. It is empty.

>>150158658
They still do that thing where they walk around wearing nothing but socks like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

While you were inside your room, she was inside my bussy

>>150158692
we are just very good at hiding.

The prophecy beckons.

If Kamala Harris won the election then Josh Allen wouldn't have been the MVP.

>>150158639
That's what I'm talking about

>>150158597
This. The kids suck all the juice out. There's nothing left for daddy.

>>150158687
Calm down, Tom, you got your starting job back

>>150158740
I hate this timeline so much

I've only fapped once in the last 48 hours

>>150158735
>when JJ meditates he's actually seeing Force visions
It all makes sense now

>"Shedeur Sanders is the best QB in the draft!" - Skip Bayless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWAD_jCE6bw

Reminder the kiwi was wrong about Sanders. What else is he wrong about.

If you touch your pp to ai tranime slip, I dont consider you a man. Football already has combat built into the culture

Mike "White Power" White has lead 2TD drives!!

>>150158568
>all of us combined can't name a single thing Brady had over him at this age

Except the multiple postseason wins over him? The "muh age 29" shit is a futile argument because you know what happened to Mahomes while he was still in his 20s? He lost to Brady in the AFCCG and the super bowl. This period you're so fixated on includes the 2 losses that will make him forever inferior. Just because you want to pretend like it didn't happen doesn't mean the rest of us have to ignore it.

Imagine being over 5'10

>>150158760
Fap to this bussy

>>150158770
skip bayless also said that tim tebow was the second coming of christ (he was right)

>>150158772
Slop*
Coombait*
Excuse my mobilefagging I have a life

>>150158780
I don't care that he's short, he needs to put on some fucking weight. He looks like a twig out there

>>150158772
You virgins are single meanwhile the average female has like 4 partners by the time they are 18.

>>150158638
>B-but Brady
Mutt Schizos this insecure huh

>>150158780
>>150158797
That image of him with his backpack on walking into the facility made him, genuinely, look like a 10th or 11th grader.

>>150158779
>Brady won a coinflip in overtime
Brady wasn't in his 20s when he played against Mahomes. Now answer the question, name a single thing Brady did better in his 20s.
>Watch him not respond to this.

>>150158540
Wyoming has the Buffalo Bill Dam and
Cody, Wyoming and it's local newspaper, the Cody Enterprise, all founded by one of the most famous figures of the Old West, William "Buffalo Bill" Cody. Streets in the town were named after his associates: Beck, Alger, Rumsey, Bleistein, and Salsbury. The town's Irma Hotel was named after his daughter.

Buffalo Bill was a bison hunter,
>Cody killed 4,282 buffalo in eighteen months in 1867 and 1868. Cody and another hunter, Bill Comstock, competed in an eight-hour buffalo-shooting match over the exclusive right to use the name "Buffalo Bill," which Cody won by killing 68 animals to Comstock's 48
that became world-famous for his "Wild West" shows.
>his Buffalo Bill's Wild West was large touring company that did shows that displayed cowboy themes and episodes from the frontier and Indian Wars. At the turn of the 20th century, Cody was the most recognizable celebrity on Earth. Upon the news of Cody's death, tributes were made by King George V, Kaiser Wilhelm II, and President Woodrow Wilson.
He was also a soldier,
>During the Civil War, he served the Union from 1863 to the end of the wa
a Pony Express rider,
>became a rider for the Pony Express at age 15
a scout,
>he served as a civilian scout for the U.S. Army during the Indian Wars. While he was initially awarded the Medal of Honor in 1872. From his post in Fort Larned, he performed an exceptional feat of riding as a lone dispatch courier from Fort Larned to Fort Zarah (escaping brief capture), Fort Zarah to Fort Hays, Fort Hays to Fort Dodge, Fort Dodge to Fort Larned, and, finally, Fort Larned to Fort Hays, a total of 350 miles in 58 hours through hostile territory, covering the last 35 miles on foot. In response, General Philip Sheridan assigned him Chief of Scouts for the 5th Cavalry Regiment. He was also Chief of Scouts for the Third Cavalry in later campaigns of the Plains Wars.
and an Indian fighter. The Buffalo Bills football team is named in his honor.

>>150158828
That guy looks like a confederate.

>>150158743
What really kills me is that supposedly Brady actually wanted the Niners job, was interviewing well and then (allegedly) Shanahan got a little high and mighty and Brady made a 28-3 reference. So they kept "that motherfucker" instead of signing the greatest qb of all time to an *extremely* affordable deal.

It still haunts me. Brady wins at least one with that roster.

>>150158568
Brady wasn't even elite before he hit 30 so it's a dumb comparison. Compare Mahomes to the other QBs that were elite in their early years

>>150158828
Why is there a Buffalo Bill statue in Scotland?

>>150158840
If Brady ringpadded by joining the 49ers there would be an asterisk on his resume.

>>150158172
Classiest Detoilet fan

>>150158807

>>150158853
what happened here

>>150158863
This one. He does not look like an adult lmao.

>>150158464

>>150158844
This anon knows ball.

Brady was a 6th round draft pick.

He has no business being compared to a 1st round talent like Mahomes.

It wasn't until Brady took HGH in his 30s and got Moss that he became elite.

>>150158867
His bussy broke

My wife is making chili for the game tonight

>>150158892
skyline from a can, I hope!

R E M I N D E R
B R A D Y
W A S
T R A S H
I N
H I S
T W E N T I E S

>>150158875
10/10 would glue her eyes shut

How did Shadman do last night?

>>150158844
>Brady wasn't even elite before he hit 30 so it's a dumb comparison
Agreed and this is why these GOAT debates are annoying. Mahomes is competing with elite QBs like Marino and Peyton, yet they keep trying to compare him to that bum who wasn't even top-10>>150158930 in individual stats in his 20s.

>>150158570

Chris Simms just released his NFL QB rankings, the Mt Rushmore was...

The Core Four

No. 1: Lamar Jackson
>We have reached the top of the pyramid, and Simms saved the best for last. While Mahomes, Burrow and Allen are special players, “nobody is playing QB right now better than” Jackson. The two-time NFL MVP is “out of this world,” arguably the greatest mobile QB in history while possessing an “unreal” skill set in the pocket. It has finally “all come together,” and Jackson’s future could not be more bright.

Then Burrow and Josh Allen

No. 4: Mahomes (Chiefs)
>Mahomes has “mastered the art of winning,” will retire as “an all-time great” and is “awesome.” But Simms feels that he has not been as good as the other three signal-callers in this tier over the past two seasons, prompting his all from No. 1 in last year’s rankings.

No. 5: Jayden Daniels (Commanders)
>All concerns about Daniels have been thrown out the window after his sensational rookie season. While the second pick of the 2024 draft could be “a hair stronger,” he has a strong and precise arm that is paired with elite athleticism. Already a top-five quarterback, “the sky is the limit” for Daniels.

No. 6: Matthew GodStaff
>Even though he is 37 years old, Stafford has “one of the most gifted arms in the history of football.” Mobility is a big concern, especially as he ages, but Stafford “does an incredible job of not taking unnecessary sacks.”

No. 7: C.J. Stroud (Houston Texans)
>After a marvelous rookie season, Stroud regressed in 2024, something Simms blames on the Texans and not the 23-year-old quarterback. He is still “one of the best quarterbacks in football” and Simms believes “this year will be better than any year he’s had in his career to this point.”

No. 8: Justin Herbert (Los Angeles Chargers)
>Simms thinks he can be in the “top five, top six conversation for the next four or five years.”

No. 9: Baker Mayfield

imagine being the most significant and recognizable american athlete of your generation and you choose to marry a goblin-faced black dick queen that unironically cucks you with an open marriage

>The sheer amount of Shedoodoo pandering over a fucking preseason game
These retards just won't give up, will they?

Based Mike White Powa

>>150158826
Number of blowout super bowl losses before age 30:

Mahomes: 2
Brady: 0

Interceptions in the super bowl before age 30:
Brady: 1
Mahomes: 7
And before you start screeching about number of games, Brady had 1 in 3 games and Mahomes had 7 in 5 games, so the Mutt still compares badly on per-game basis, too. Why is Patrick so careless with the ball in the biggest games?

>>150158622
>Kevin the kike is back

Shalom!

>>150158949
Fine, which is exactly what he needed. He wasn't good, he wasn't bad. He was accurate, surprisingly stable and comfortable, and didn't fuck up. His arm strength was lacking, his footwork was awful, and he has absolutely zero presnap or progression game. Unironically looks like Lamar Jackson in his rookie year without the arm strength or the ability to hit 25 MPH.

>>150158972
Should be a roughing the passer call. I don't want to see that type of contact against QBs. He didn't have to use that much force.

Makes sense preseason defenses can be really fucking rough. These guys are playing for their spot on the roster or the practice squad, they're fighting for their future jobs

>>150158982
Whether or not it should have been, Bills have been favored by the officials more than any team in the league since Allen's relevance. They would have never gotten the call regardless of if it was deserved or not.

where is Kangs thread?

>>150158959
>media shill pushing melanated QBs
shocking

>>150158998
I don't think we usually do game threads for preseason

>>150158960
Perfect White trash genetics

>>150158464
So would

>>150159002
I am a Steelers fan and want to hate Lamar Jackson but he is fantastic and I don't think we're gonna be winning anything until we have someone to compete with him and Burrow.
I used to call him a RB but what am I gonna say? He has passed better than any QB we've had since prime Big "Women Respecter" Ben

>>150158977
Brady wasn't good enough to make it to 5 Superbowls in his 20s so we don't know what his stats would have looked like.

What we do know is he got blown out 6-25 by Jake Plummer for his 3peat in the divisional round. Mahomes has only lost to Superbowl caliber teams whereas Brady lost to Plummer who never made it to an owl.

>>150159023
Sorry about the Russ thing. I don't hate the Steelers and I wouldn't wish Russ to even most of my enemies

>>150158892
Why are you posting pics of my wife? Post your own, faggot

>>150159037
It's not your fault. I don't know if it is ownership that is desperate to maintain Tomlin's record, or Tomlin himself. We're quickly becoming the Colts. Just put in veteran QBs and hope one has a spark or something. We need to bottom out and draft some real talent at the position.

>>150159051
Jackson was the 32nd pick, Mahomes was 10th. Honestly I think it just takes the guy with the right mindset and culture for your coach.

/spee/ is a Chiefs board

>>150158959
>>150159002
>>150159023
https://youtu.be/M2Dd92qa9vg?t=718

>Superbowl appearances
Mahomes: 5
Allen-Lamar-Burrow: 1 combined

>MVPs
Mahomes: 5
Allen-Lamar-Burrow: 3 combined

>AFC championship appearances
Mahomes: 7
Allen-Lamar-Burrow: 4 combined

>Seasons with 5k passing yards
Mahomes: 2
Allen-Lamar-Burrow: 0 combined

>Seasons with 4k passing yards
Mahomes: 6 (could be 7 if he didn't sit out)
Allen-Lamar-Burrow: 8 combined

Black guys really go for the first white girl they can huh

>>150158847
It says in the post why he was world famous. The statue is in honor of the shows he did there. He went all over the Western World with his shows, which is how he became world famous

bottom out this bussy

>>150158798
My wife drains my balls every day while you zoomers pay to watch sluts your age tongue nigger anus with dildos up your asses. Go chiefs btw

Vikings fans have been hyping up this qb like the second coming of christ so he better show up today.

>>150159105
well I mean he is at the stadium

>>150159101
this guy is still larping as if he has a wife

How bad are the Saints gonna be?

>the peak of American """cuisine""" is a tube of meat on a bun with a pickle

Absolutely plonked 4th world shithole

>>150159101
>falling for the marriage meme
>in 2025
lol lmao

>>150159101
what possesses someone to write shit like this out?

>>150159071
That pic is every Chiefs hater in this thread.

>>150159077
>inb4 terminally online coomer thinks women wear makeup 24/7
She's hot in that pic faggot. You will never be a father

Top 5 current NFL QBs
>1. Patrick Mahomes
>2. Brock Purdy
>3. Shedeur Sanders
>4. Lamar Jackson
>5. Josh Allen

>>150158687
Jimmy sucks, but the Super Bowl loss is not on him at all
https://youtu.be/CNcxmpN2Jg4

>>150159146
This anon knows ball.

>>150159130
>porncuck weeping about child-havers

>>150159076
>Askers
0

this >>150158779 anon didn't respond to >>150158826 he fled the thread like a biatch

>>150159045
Fuck off that's
>my
Chiefette get your own

MY VIKIES

the Vikings preseason announcer guy (their radio guy) is probably the most entertaining home broadcaster I can remember

The foids have a subreddit for Joe Bussy

SotaCHADS and KANG fans from all over the globe run /NFL/ general. Always have always will. Simple as. You can still seethe about it though...

>>150159177
Sorry, I didn't know you wanted a safe place where you can post any crap without being fact checked. The numbers don't lie, Mahomes is still on top of the world. He sent those QBs home crying when last seen.

>>150159145
this is more your speed

>>150158840
“That motherfucker” was Derek Carr when Brady was looking to join the raiders

>>150159077
WOULD

>>150158840
Is this actually true and not some Grant Cohn story?

What if Mahomes was drafted to the Saints like Payton wanted before the Chiefs sniped him in the draft?

>>150159146
This anon sucks balls.

>>150159215
>People that love you
0

>>150159145
I’ve been married to a better looking woman for 15 years. Stay mad brownie.

>>150159216
i would suck >her off for hours. Don't care what you guys think about me I know I'm straight at the end of the day

>>150159196
Yea Paul Allen is great despite the one autistic anon here that hates him passionately

>>150159222
Sorry bro wrong species.

>McCarthy looking good
>Donovan Jackson getting ran over by a Texans backup
bittersweet I guess

>>150158960
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>>150159131
he's insecure like the kiwi and tries to brag about what little pussy he's able to get

>>150159243
Paul Allen unironically had the best card out of the group

Texans at Vikings
>>150159266
>>150159266
>>150159266

>>150159256
I wonder if he got mugged like the kiwi too lmao.

>>150159216
>he saves tranny pics on his hard drive
Concession accepted. Chiefettes >>> floridatrannies

>>150159247
>Michigan player styling
>Suckeye getting bodied
story of the last decade honestly

>>150159256
t. Obsessed kike with no foreskin lol plonked

>>150159283
Panthers are from carolina, retard.

Kangbros it’s over

Where my UK bros at kek

>>150159125
That's like the guy that was trying to claim the corndog is the peak of American cuisine. I thought non-Americans were cultured? Apparently not

>>150159283
Do you actually watch football?

>>150159196
I fucking hate him. He’s too busy trying to make some gay new catchphrase to call the game accurately.

>>150158163 (OP)
/pats/bros, question for you, how are we feeling about Maye? Honestly I've been a bit disappointed from what I've seen in camp and in the game yesterday.

>>150159134
>I graduated mid of my class in the AFC East SEALs and have over 25 confirmed 8-8 seasons

>>150158982
You can go back to R@ddit with that attitude. We play FOOTBALL here in /spee/

>thinks a qb is great just because he exceeded in the preseason
I hope they make Shadman qb1 so they throw him to the wolves

I don't know if Russ is going to get that QB1 spot over Dart

My boy Flacco better not lose the QB1 spot to primate jr or I'm gonna write a strongly worded email to the front office.

How's JJ looking so far Vikebros?

>>150159388
Ok. Threw a duck and sailed one but he runs well.

>>150159387
They'll probably do it because the Haslams are all about selling tickets.

>>150159388
rusty

It’s so cool how the Vikings game looks like it’s outside

Kek. Kangz. Back in the basement you peasants

>250 posts
>CNTL-F "faggot"
>3 results
It's ogre bros

>>150159387
kek that ship already sailed anon, he's probably starting week 1

>>150159354
The 2008 Lions and 2017 Browns both went 4-0 in the preseason

>>150159343
>>150158997
>You can go back to R@ddit with that attitude. We play FOOTBALL here in /spee/
I don't want to see QBs get hurt. It became obvious to the league that a QB is too important to teams. A QB getting injured could mean the season ending for millions of fans. Also, I'm not a poverty franchise fan like you, I want to compete and beat teams at their best so their fans have no excuses. We don't need injuries to win.

>>150159388
Liked what I saw. Good decision making, great pre snap work. Could use a little more accuracy but Aaron Jones catches that ball thrown to Mason at the end. Overall very promising.
Donovan Jackson is a concern though. The entire left side of the oline was getting bullied, which is expected from Skule but you want Donovan Jackson at this point to be better.

>>150159387
No chance. It's Flacco's team

>>150159430
>Detroit’s window already closed
>Green Gay stuck w massive Love overpay
Kangz own the division for the next decade

It seems like the teams that are afraid to play their starters in preseason constantly shit the best in September. I feel like there has to be some balance point, but giving your basically rookie QB one series is a bit questionable. McCarthy should probably be playing at least a half in each game.

I am ready to meet my new son JJ

>>150159495
I mean the Vikings literally did the same thing last year with their starters and were 4-0 in September

>>150159292
go fap to the photos of that one mentally ill ex of yours who dumped you. You have been single for years and post on /nfl/ 24/7. You are a jobless NEET leeching off your mom.

>>150159510
QRD?

>>150159507
McCarthy didn't play much through, they had a vet QB starter in Darnold

>>150159505
I legitimately cannot believe Love scammed the Packers into paying him all that money. He's Lawrence tier AT BEST.

>>150159505
What's Jordan Love's record against Vikings teams with their QB1 again?

Jaxson Dart’s first NFL touchdown pass:

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1954237636245393630

Davis Mills > CJ Shart

>>150159545
Yea but this time last year Sam Darnold was doggy doo doo
Joint practices is when the starter gets ready for the regular season. Preseason is just to see if all the pre snap work is ready.

>>150159432
these fags have been letting faggot reddits in for fagging years

Jordan "1-5 in division" Love

These NFL Network announcers are so fucking shit. There's no excitement on anything.

>>150159550
They would have been 0-6 in the division last year if not for a blocked field goal. And everyone is slurping them up to be an Owl contender just like every year kek.

>>150159460
if Flacco is the Browns QB vs the Ravens, who do you want to win the game?

I usually don't watch preseason games but the past couple years have been nice. It's good to see teams play before the stress of the regular season, kind of like a low stakes primer before stuff gets real.

Why are they keeping a young White King like Jaxson Dart down?

>>150159577
Well that's just the preseason. It's a way for poorfags to see an NFL game that's basically just practice to see who makes the roster

>LANDING ZONE VIOLATION

>>150159538
the kiwi post on here 24/7, sometimes late into the night on work days. It's obvious he's unemployed.
He posted one text exchange with a girl but edited out the dates since it was obviously from years ago. He's insecure like this faggot >>150159101 who is so shocked a girl showed interest in him he can't stop talking about it whereas the rest of us normies don't feel the need to talk about our personal life

My state will now have High School Flag Football starting 2026 school year for girls, not sure about boys. My old HS is going to suck ass.

This is the year

>>150159545
>>150159550
I love you son

>>150159643
I knew a girl in HS who played in a flag league, they even let her practice in pads with the guys. It might be incredibly unentertaining but let the girls larp at football. Just no one will watch it.

>>150159342
based

ITS OVAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR THE VIKQUEENS

>Lions-Falcons game suspended
Oh shit, someone must have died
>just taken off the field in an ambulance
The fuck? It took the Bengals literally killing someone (the vax actually got him) for a game to stopped completely. The fuck is this bullshit? Why is the NFL so fucking soft now?

1 Texan vs 100 Vikings, who would win?

>>150159444
>I
>I
>i
It's not about you anon

>HOF GAME THUR JULY 31
>Los Angeles @ Detroit

PRESEASON WEEK ONE

>THUR
>Indianapolis @ Baltimore
>Cincinnati @ Philadelphia
>Las Vegas @ Seattle

>FRI
>Detroit @ Atlanta
>Cleveland @ Carolina
>Washington @ New England


SAT
>New York @ Buffalo (Bills offense explored but were still blow out by Jaxton Dart heroics, the game MVP)
HousTon@ Minnesota
Dallas @ Los Angeles Rasm
Pittsburgh @ Jacksonville
Tennessee @ Tampa Bay
New York @ Green Bay
Kansas City @ Arizona
Denver @ San Francisco

SUN
Miami @ Chicago
New Orleans @ Los Angeles

>Tom Brady threw an interception in his first game
KWAB

>>150159554
More like JaxsonFART. lololol

>>150159673
It's good for highschool since they already have the field and equipment. They'll make some extra money. My old HS is still small (~100 kids per grade) so they'll get BTFO every game. Now the local all-girls catholic school has a chance to win.

You guys do know there’s a gamethread right?

>>150159694
Who? Never heard of him. OH! That weirdo awful announcer guy. Yeah who cares bro he's just some old guy.

>>150159715
For preseason? No one cares

>>150159495
It's not a fear thing, they just don't need to put them out there for games that don't matter. All rookies should be getting a solid amount of snaps every preseason game. It's very useful practice for communicating and learning the team language. It's not really for the reps, just learning how the coaches manage the game.
The reason why the teams that don't field their starters seem to do so much better when it matters is because they're just better teams. For instance, the Ravens sat almost everyone. The only people on the field were players who didn't have their position on the depth chart locked. That's a HUGE luxury, and the Ravens do it because they can not because they feel they need to.
They're deciding what to do with the last 5-10 roster spots. They get to farm as much film on the guys they're uncertain about. It's like a second draft for them. That's also why the Ravens seemed to play so much harder and faster than the other teams so far. Their players know that they're actively fighting for jobs. They're getting opportunities for real playing time. Bad teams can't afford to miss out on the extra practice time for their actual players. The starters and roster locks aren't going to take it seriously because it's just practice to them.

>>150159683
think they thought he might be paralyzed
basically dead

>>150159296
>implying I opened that pic to read it

Brady is a DPI play action running back baby. Everyone says “hurr durr it was a different era for passers” but they fail to recognize that it’s easy as fuck to throw the ball when your team runs the ball 50 times a game and does play action on first down with 8 men in the box and 1 safety

>>150159688
Depends on if the Texan is Jerry Jones

>Reading about the Dolphins/Bears practice
>Tua tackled multiple times, one guy tried to clothesline a dolphins player, no one ejected
KEK
If the phins were worth a fuck they would brutally maim the bears tomorrow just for daring to be rough with them.

>>150159694
KWAB Fraudy
>vinatieri deserved mvp

>giants beat bills

Wow yeah great preseason games definitely indicative of regular season performance very accurate indeed

>>150159736
So? This isn't the first time and they didn't suspend/cancel a game for it. NFL is too fucking soft these days.

>>150159752
A Texan with an arsenal of his 10 favorite guns and unlimited ammo

>>150159773
I've used the example before but the Phins lost their main QB to almost dying, guy had to be medically evac'd. They made the phins finish that fucking game. That was right after a hurricane that affected both their fans and families too.
Still hilarious they let the bills skip after hamlin "died" given other shit that has happened.

>>150159771
What are you implying mate? Preseason games are purely for roster cutting while being mildly entertaining

>>150159799
Sadly the texan would have to be like 60+ to be worth a fuck, they are a weak bunch over there now.

>>150159771
Dart didn’t shit and piss himself which is the real win

>>150159771
>wide right melty
self deport kiwi

>>150159812
Don't use the word "cutting" around him

>>150159510
>>150159638
Obsessed mentally ill freak with a mutilated tranny dick UH OH STINKY!!

>>150159842
KEK

What if instead of Mexican conquistadors rolling up on the Alamo it was vikings landing on the coast of San Antonio?

Every day a star is born (And you say New York City! Yeah, yeah)
Clap for 'em! Clap for 'em! Clap for 'em! Hey
Every day a star is born (And you say New York City! Uh-huh)
Clap for 'em! Clap for 'em! Clap for 'em! Hey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbEtPxvS8TE

>>150159887
Since when does San Antonio have a "coast"?

>>150159887
They'd be pretty tired from dragging their boats awhile.

>I stop Chiefette posting to watch Clueless with my big titty wife
>Marsupialnigger starts tranny ack posting
Fat /nfl/ dads we run this bitch

>>150159887
This map would be flipped

>150159921
>larping as a father while being a chiefs fan
KEK ok buddy retard

>>150159913
It's got those big ol women with their bloomers

>>150159913
They don't have a coast and they don't have Victoria's Secret either. That's a secret

>>150159923
Sam Howell is going to end up being the star Viking fans hoped they had in JJ

Another injury c'mon. What is going on?

>>150159971
Victoria's secret is its owned by a weirdo who likes perving on young girls.

>>150159926
You know you're low IQ when you think there is some national IQ test everyone is taking

>>150159913

>>150160003
>he missed test day
kek next you're going to tell us you missed penis inspection day, too

>discotranny triggered
3 hours till >we play bros

>>150159887
Based retard

>>150159921
she's fake hot but still would

>>150160003
I’m sure Mexicans are just as smart as Scandinavians

Are these chiefs cheerleaders actually local to the area or do they import them?

>>150160054
Mexicans are smarter than Scandinavians

>>150160041
It would be awesome if Mahomes was so mad from the Super Bowl loss, he stays in for the whole game and goes on a brutal passing assault, setting a record for most TD passes in a preseason game, just to put the football world on notice

Why is no one posting Jj mcarthy highlights

>>150160003
They don't need tests anymore, they collect all your internet history, social media and forum posts, text messages and create a profile on you which is ran through several algorithms and then you are assigned a number.

kek chiefnigga cryin

>>150160071
benched, I'm afraid

>>150160071
He looked like shit

>>150160066
Cringe!

will he attack his own team again?

>>150160088
you're right, but it would be cool if it actually happened

>>150160054

>>150160098
>>150160088

>>150160096
freak accident, the odds of that happening had to be less than 1%, no way Mahomes could have anticipated it

>>150160096
our season ended right there

>>150160124
I wouldn't call patrick a freak, that is more his wife's gimmick. Certainly wasn't an accident though.

>>150160066
I don't even know why he's playing unless that's the goal honestly. That said I hope the offense flounders again this year so Faggy finally loses his job

>>150160139
still would have lost in the Super Bowl even if we had Rice. the season wasn't a total loss

have you guys noticed how every european here is a vikings fan

Super Bowl will be Patriots vs Lions you're welcome now you can save your time with watching this season

>>150160177
Why didn't the queefs just bring Eric back?

>>150160139
>our
Fuck off back to Dubai you filthy swiftie

>>150160184
Bengals are going to the Owl if their defense is Top 20

>>150160184
Let me know the final score so I know who to bet on

My cat just trucked her kitten on the way to her food bowl

>>150160182
RussianAnon is a Browns fan.

>>150160184
Lions window is closed sorry

>>150160202
I bet you dont even have a chiefs war room

Bros jacson dart was supposed to have a worse game than shedeur how do we spin this

>>150160206
It won't be though

>>150160182
2 males can't have children.

>>150160196
2 straight owl runs. I thought Faggy would get the boot after 40-6 but unlike the nba fans of this league aren't smart enough to call for firings after an overall successful season. Real question is why >we let that based nigger walk in the first place

>>150160244
wanna bet

>>150160215
she was seeing if the kitten had that dawg in em and the kitten failed

>>150159926
>North Dakota and Minnesota making charts to claim they are smarter than everyone

Let's have a look at their universities, do Asians count as Vikings?:

University of Minnesota
>59% white/13% asian/9% black
>77% acceptance rate
>SAT 1310-1480
>ACT 27-31

North Dakota State
>85% white/3% black/2% Asian
>96% acceptance rate
>SAT n/a
>ACT 19-24

University of North Dakota
>79% white/3% black/2% asian
>77% acceptance rate
>SAT 1100-1290
>ACT 20-26

hmmmmmmm

>>150159221
>>150159224

>>150160219
I really doubt hes actually russian his english is too flawless

im onto him like sgt. Dokes

>>150160244
I know that. It'll be bottom 5 easy

What is he snorting right now?

>>150159926
>It's another black population density map episode

>>150160219
Russia is in asia.

>>150160389
por que no los dos?

You can take the boy out of the hood, but...

>>150160415
>he then avoided the refs by jumping 20 fences in a row

>diehard fan
>won’t watch preseason games
mmmmkay

>>150160231
>4 pieces of memorabilia off amazon
Deport all 7 year (((fans)))

>>150160426
I like seeing the new guys in preseason. For normies who don't pirate I can see why preseason might be a nogo, it isn't shown everywhere like it used to be. Also its 3 games instead of 4.

>>150160426
My team seemingly always has its preseason games on Sundays. Pisses me off desu

>>150160456
Why would that be a bad thing? Sunday is football day. I hate when my team has games on days that AREN'T sunday.

what happened McSharty fags? I thought y'all crowned your boy the preseason goat?

>>150160472
He looked fine what are you talking about

>>150160472
>kang fans are retarded
More news at 11

>>150160472
He looked good besides 1 high pass

>>150160456
If you don't like football on Sundays youre going to be pretty upset in a few weeks

>>150160231
post the gameday threads you've worn superstitiously for the last 20 years straight
>pro tip: you can't

>>150158464
dayum, when did she get hot & beautiful in the face? If it's just the make up she had to take that off at night

>>150160426
Every person that follows preseason is a dufus

>>150160597
>noooo you can't just see if your GM is a retard or not noooo
Nice try goodell

>>150160574
Nice try, but every incel itt would suck a log of shit from Patty's ass just to get the chance to glue her eyes shut with no makeup

>>150159187
I got a buttugly friend that looks just like her. I can set you two up, she's a very sweet, cool, down to earth girl and all that. Only problem is her face

Preseason football!

>>150160602
>that hairline
lmao

>>150160508
It's just a preseason game though, I don't feel like waiting

How was the cycle broken?

150160601
150160571
150160502
150160432
150160426
150160424
>memetexts

>>150160602

>>150160645
hes not longer on the browns

Vikings suck

>>150160602
anon she fucks dogs.

2.5 hours until >we remind them

>>150160602
I genuinely got frightened after enlarging that

Here's a random one:
>Is there anyone in this thread that would be happy to see their team take Tua as their QB?
Legit question. Just talked to someone who claimed "any team would be lucky to have him" and the guy was not remotely a fan of the phins. Was kind of at a loss but maybe I am biased.

>>150160610
>his team lost

>>150160703
Update me on the lore anon

my raiders meme'd a tie with the seahawks...is this good or bad?

>>150160755
>he has a team
Shan't be me

>>150160769
just google image search - brittany mahomes sex dogs

>>150160769
see >>150159244 and >>150160077

Kek!

>>150160751
In a practical sense, the way he plays is NFL viable. But his injuries alone would scare off any team short of the absolutely desperate.
>my
QB hasn't played a single regular season snap and I'd rather take the chance of him failing than bring in Tua even though Tua has much more NFL proof in his career

>>150160833
This is my general evaluation as well just curious because I was kind of shocked that anyone would see him as anything other than a risk. I like the guy honestly if he had half the dawg in him that tannehill had he'd be a football God.

>>150160780
Bad because it seems like Pete was trying to win so that's 2 fold
>trying to win a preseason game for your pride
>trying to win a preseason game and failing.

>look up beastiality schizo posts bro cmon man
>totally straight and not a virgin btw
the absolute state of nu spee

How many people ITT could take Brittany in a fight?
>captcah MOG PG version

>>150160851
>he got bedazzled anal beads
wow

>>150160826
Do Bronco fans really?

>>150159410
>the Haslams
Every ownership is the league. Except maybe the Rams since they were on madden mode for a few years until they won a ring.

>>150160873
She would be no problem but her dog backup would be a problem

>>150160873
oh I'd take her alright

>>150160899
where would you go?

How bad does Jackson Mahomes want to fuck her;
Did he finally get to?;
if so, how hard did he cum?

>>150160913
I don't think there's any biological female that he's attracted to

Sorry in advance, Cardinals… heh.

>>150160066
>>150160177
>if Mahomes was so mad
>mad
It's impossible for Mahomes to feel anger. By age 28 he held every record by QBs in their 20s. Whatever he did at age 29 was just extra icing on the cake.

And considering Brady didn't win his 4th ring until age 37, he's not in a rush to win another one. Mahomes has to have a bad season before he can feel anger and that means missing a championship round. Probably will happen this season.

You gents think tay tay and queen brit ever...you know

>>150160993
Theyre besties

>>150160987
Fuck off and change filenames when you download my jpgs statmutt. I won't consider you a real fan until you take back what you said about KaGODius

G-go Chiefs

@grok is this true?

>we don't NEED to win games
this is how you now this bitch hopped on the bandwagon in 2019

Imagine you dream of playing in the NFL. Imagine you by some miracle, achieve that dream and get drafted to the league. Imagine you are playing in game that just might determine whether or not your team makes it to the playoffs. Imagine you decide to lay your body and more importantly your dream on the line to make a crucial tackle in said game. Imagine you suddenly wake up in a hospital surrounded by doctors telling you that you've sustained a serious, potentially life threatening injury. Imagine that when you ask "did we at least win the game?" They respond with "you won the game of life." And then start clapping and shaking eachothers hands. Imagine finding out that what you did caused them to end the game. Imagine if that lead to a series of events that caused your team to miss their window and never win a super bowl. Imagine those same people telling you that football doesnt matter. Imagine everyone in unison agreeing that your dream doesnt matter. Imagine realizing that you are risking your life for something that doesnt matter.

Anyways, go bills!

>>150161019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEZ8uw-vLRk

https://www.tmz.com/2025/02/13/kadarius-toney-pregnant-girlfriend-911-call-attack/

>>150158163 (OP)
how much prime white pussy did this guy slay in his college years? its kind of crazy to think about

>>150161055
Huh?

>>150161017
2 men and a dogfucker

>>150161055
Then you realize you're a clone, and the real one died on the field.

>>150161017
They *were* besties before Britney Mahomes' political endorsement. Taylor Swift stopped hanging out with her around that period.

If Bryce Young supposedly can't see over his linemen how does he throw deep balls?

>>150161166

There are people in this very thread who are under 6' tall.

>>150161200
Short People Quickly Running

>>150161213
The world was built by us manlets then yall started eating too much cheese and milk

Three names to keep an eye on in the Chiefs game:
-Joshua Simmons (obvs)
-Jake Briningstool (hyped in camp as Kelce’s replacement)
-Carson Steele (is this his year?)

Names to not bother with (thanks Veach!):
- Jalen Royals (nonentity)
- Brashard Smith (new CEH)

>>150161292
>hyped in camp as Kelce’s replacement
lmfaoooooo are you the same guy that was gassing up Justyn Ross?

Hot take: Mahomes needs Allen, Lamar, or Burrow to win a ring for his legacy. If they go ringless historians will argue Mahomes took advantage of a soft AFC.

>>150161292
reaaaaally hard to get hyped by carson steele at this point

>someone under 6' replied to me
yikes

>150161292
>Jalen Royals (nonentity)
Do better to earn a (You). You know what, that was good bait. Here's a (You). >>150161292

>>150161435
Carson Steele can get you an important down but has a fumble problem.
The 3 fumbles undoes his contributions and
is a net negative.

>>150161431
Godgers will beat Mahomes ass in the AFCCG and win one more owl before retiring.

cant wait for my eagles to bootyblast those shit chiefs. queefing faggots. mutts wife is 2x the ugly mutt but ugly like a dog that found a fake pair of clown teeth and stuck its head in a commercial meat grinder set to coarse. dumb fake tits too that look almost as fucking goofy as her dumb slut face. she probably cant even use the garage door opener without calling out to the mexican landscaper for help. shes so fucking dumb she once got thrown out of trader joes because she kept arguing with the cashier about the price of her limes which were actually avocados. shes had least 4 miscarriages because she keeps trying to "feed the baby". did i mention shes ugly and haggard as fuck? i think thats what i cant stand the most about her. her face is repulsive and shed be working part time at the goodwill store if mahomes wasnt a giant faggot desperate for a beard.

Excited to see Travis Hunter play

>>150161431
Interesting....

>>150161570
I hate both teams but I do hope the eagles beat the chiefs.

>>150161575
Whoa wtf I didn't mean to post that version. I swear I'm not racist.

If the Saints get the #1 pick, Archetype is declaring for the draft.
>inb4 he doesn't want to play for the Aints
I actually think it's the opposite in that they're the only team he would forgo a final bussy year at Texas for.

So Gay Gay McSharty is a certified bust lol. Who could have seen that coming

>>150161542
I think Rodgers is still elite but kept tripping over his dick with the coaching staff. He's going to prove there was nothing special about Brady's "longevity".

Captch: G0yty

This is the 2nd captcah with g0y in it, wtf is gookmoot trying to tell me.

>>150161640
Who cares, he sucks

>>150161641
obsessed

>>150161575
coward

>>150161700
I'm bored and this is my blog.

>>150161641
I didn't watch, what did he do?

>>150161200
That's not accurate. Legionaries were around 5'11-6'1 on average 170-190 on average. They were the professionals athletes of their days. The largest ones usually. Really bad meme even as irony bait. When you read about the front line guys the best way to describe there training would be like a strong safety. It's interesting stuff their training evolved over time. You could put a front line Roman legion guy on an NFL team and he'd dominate.
You are talking 1 out of around 20000 best physical specimen when you boil the math down

>>150161711
based blogposter

>>150161724
Dropped his scalpel

>>150161728
Lmao I would have beaten the fuck out of all of them at once. They simply can't compete with modern combat training and physical fitness standards. Not a single one of them could take me on. I'm fucking badass and a big dicked mother fucker. I'd love to beat their fucking asses.

>>150161728
new pasta dropped

>>150161728

>>150158190
He's got little New Zealander slit fox eyes, so he's good.

>>150161728
Who cares, you autist

>>150161431
Isn't that already kind of the case? The Chiefs have consistently stomped on the rest of the AFC during Mahomes' tenure but have gotten their shit pushed in multiple times by the NFC representative.

People like to talk about how deep the AFC is but for all these big name qbs there aren't many actually good teams. Lamar is a regular season wonder who regresses every postseason, Burrow is constantly getting killed by his shit o-line and being brutally let down by his defense, Allen might be single-handedly propping up the entire Bills franchise, and the Steelers have had a qb crisis for like five straight years now.

Who has he really beaten? Even his 3 wins were squeakers against Jimmy G. Purdy, and a not-quite-ready Hurts. When he's played a good qb on a good team he lost, and lost huge. The AFC's just been a shit-tier conference for most of this time

>turn on the Vikings v Falcons game
>Dude on the ground and a few others kneeling around him

I've had enough of these injuries guys. I cain't

>>150161542
Imagine the fucking seething this would cause across multiple levels of fandom if this happened. Funniest possible outcome

>>150161758
lmao ok u think they just sat around all day eating cheese and drinking wine?

After Dylan Raiola is drafted, I'll be done trying to predict who will be good and who won't. It's simply too difficult.

>>150161826
I dont care what they did. I'd beat this nigga's ass.

>>150161758
Kek bro. They were the best studs of their little back water cities brought into it for pussy money and power. A teenagers they were basically force fed, training with weapons lifting weights or running with 60 lbs on up mountains. They are the tallest. Strongest and thickest men. They'd beat the shit out of 3 or 4 people to break up brawls. They were like the Brock lesnars of their time. They look all jacked up and barrell chester with back muscles like a barrell of snakes lol they'd beat your dirty dirt ass like swamp child from Nigeria you fag

>>150161724
Played well, had one bad pass.

you now remember

Vikings 4th string QB is looking good

>>150161854
I'd HEEM the living FUCK out of them easily. They cannot fucking compete with me, I'd love to kick their asses.

Come over to the official game thread for Steelers vs Jaguars
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>>150161790
People get the wrong idea about the active roman legionaries. Unironcally the NBA/NFL stars of their time who killed people. It's roman times. They lived barely above dogs, legionaries were their superstars besides the Caesars/hyper rich

Is there any sort of chant or prayer that increases the likelihood of career ending, life altering injuries for all the players out there. I want to see some next level Damar Hamlin injuries. Let's hope for an historically injurious season.

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Exactly. These guys were fucking tanks and the tallest alive.

>>150161791
Both Lamar and Allen are already 1st ballot hall of famers. Allen's pass and rush TDs is the most in NFL history. Lamar has 2 MVPs and just had a a historically great season where he passed Vick in all time rushing yards and nearly set the single season passer rating record. Both are a ring away from being a top 10 QB of all time.
>AFC during Mahomes' tenure but have gotten their shit pushed in multiple times by the NFC representative.
The opposite is true. Mahomes is 25-5 against the NFC in the regular season. Mahomes goes to Super Bowls at the same rate he loses to the NFC, which shows you how rare it is.
Just because the NFC has churned out a few super teams does not change the fact it's a weak conference. Make a top 10 QB list, almost all are in AFC.

How can I get as interested in gardening as in football? I remember whole rosters and schedules but not gardening info

>>150161882
lol no

it's over jj mccarthy sucks...

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>>150161906
Ok, and? You're autistic, do you know that?

>>150159643
I like it when girls play sports because it's cute.