Thread 150158759

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to never care about pre-season friendlies, don't visit Edinburgh during August and don’t visit Glasgow ever because they’re full, believe in Lennon Miller, apply for your Von der Leyen goon loicense in advance and stay Mafia Old Country pilled

negru

Eleonora Sayaka

Reposting
WATAYA:
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

>PLAYAN
Battlefield 6 Beta
Lies of P
>WATCHAN
Dexter Resurrection
>LISTENAN
Paramore
>READAN
The Scents of Eden, about the spice trade
>EATAN
Had a cheeky stirfry with those thick udon noodles
>DRINKAN
Belgian beer
>FAPPAN
Bigg tiddy tomboys
>FEELAN
Finally got off my lazy ass and posted a new chapter of my Ace Combat semi-erotic fanfic. So pretty good. My bike got a flat tire but I haven't gotten the chance yet to fix that so will do that tomorrow morning when daylight is back.

>70€/month to legally stream EPL.
>30€/month to legally stream serue ass & lelliga

I'm priced out of high pace football

nihao

>Perišić goal + 2 assists for PSV

yeah we're winning 2026 WC, fuck outta here fags

>>150160208
belgium croatia final

MP7 my beloved

just came back from the hospital after fainting at a cafe shop
what did i miss?

>>150161598
>using chatgpt

>>150161375
what did they tell you

>>150158825
been playing poe2 lately

>>150161679
i should start eating heavily and be on supplements and also consume electrolytes. good thing my friends were there. they got me a big fat meaty gyros but i threw it up. im at a crossroads.

>>150161672
is he writing his manifesto before or after the killing of Jj's CEO?

>>150161934
it sounds a bit like when you do try to eat you go for really big meals, maybe just try smaller meals? like a 2 egg omelette and some kidney beans beside it with olive oil on?

>>150162111
i don't actually. i try to take one or two bites before my bowels start to move and i puke it out. i can't consume anything larger than an apple or two a day. i get naesous at everything.

>>150162182
what about something more in liquid form like soup, smoothie, oatmeal or even tea?

>>150162077
I think he's just preparing the /seriea/ wiki site for the coming season.

>>150162287
too much liquid still fucks up my stomach. i can only eat an apple a day or at best two now. im down to 41kg.

>>150162546
how come they didnt keep you at the hospital?

>>150161934
electrolytes are easy fra. just squeeze a lemon and add salt to some water. you probably wouldnt pass out anymore at least

>>150159260
Time to watch the Eliteserien.

Teun Hopemeiners arc 2025

>>150163163
At Monza right

>>150158759 (OP)
one more line and the reminders will end up being longer than the list of the Neverlands' achievements

>>150158810
Show nude

>>150159260
and I was complaining about the prices in Italy kek

chat, is it too much to pay 38 Euros a month for fibre internet with a flat rate, a host of TV programmes which notably, when it comes to sports, includes Serie A, Bundesliga, LaLiga, Ligue 1, Premier League, Champions League, Europa League and Conference League

>Werder Brema-Udinese 0-1
>4' Pafundi
Fennelbros!

If the club's policy were based on tormented and unrequited love, it'd be called Werther Brema

Werder Bremer

gm sirs

has lookiman been found?

>>150161934
oof. bro you need to eat.

>>150168540
How do you feel about Gasperini's pedo island being a hoax

Bruh what the hell do you mean we got a friendly at 17:30 what dogshit hour is that

Standard suppressor or compensated brake?

MASSIVE day of calcio/schop!
(Watch our league pls)

>>150168767
For me it's the Trofeo Gamper: Barcelona vs Como

>>150168864
Yamal vs Goldanigga

need those Lelli Kelly to Sunlun rumors to be true

>Como TV has the rights to broadcast the memedivisie in Italy
kek I will now watch your league!

>>150168952
penzavo juba tv or bbilan tv or sfinter tv or riomma tv or strazio tv or anyh other poorfag team

co Como mai

What's the point of using any weapon that isn't the M4A1

>>150169039
The simple fact that, it is the normie weapon and your contrarian nature pushes you to pick some meme weapon that doesn't work as good

played BF6 beta for 15 minutes, saw bots and heard women screaming as I was gunning down them down then I uninstalled

massive psyop going on for this dogshit game

>>150169074
As soon as one sees asmongoy shilling for this game you know something is up

blud is scared of women screaming :skull:

kys grimolli

>>150169201
>women screaming
The Barellaing effect, as they call it

I was bored, new Fanta is up! (I have 0 hype for the new calcio season though)

>kean 33 fantacazzos
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150168883
>move could unlock kolo muani
wtf i rate floyd now

>>150169330
just realized I need to make a new badge because Grimtoli isn't Cooking anymore, oh well, I have an idea at least

>>150169368
Unironically better than Bremer but your junkie ass is too stupid to realize it

ahh the fantamercato, time to decide which blacks from verona and udinese i rate

Just realized that the Croatcel probably never finished Half Life 2 because of Alyx' role in the game...

Surely, SURELY /seriea/'s bf players do not just rush casually around the map but actually capture and hold the objectives
right

>muh games
Grow up

no

>>150169330
whats the maximum limit of players from 1 team?

>>150169935
i think it was 4 last year

I just was in the asian supermarket (toko) and saw a Lune lookalike. Tall, slender and wearing barely-there shoes.

pancrazio make palestra a 1 credit shitter pancrazio
PANCRAZIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is the fanta superfantacomfy or????

>>150170053
We don't want Nato shills in our fantacomfy, get out

not sure if cooked or cooking but this could be something special, but only for DEEP calcio enjoyers

I don't think I've won a single breakthrough game as the attacking faction on Liberation Peak
Coincidentally I also didn't lose a single game on the same map but as the defending team

>>150170130
It's basically like Fao Fortress in Operations
Since the beta went open nobody gives a fuck about objectives kek
I wish they kept the "Request objective" command in the wheel

I ended second in the last fanta, that's the first of the losers so I won't take part in this one

>De Winter to bbilan
Thanks for the free money :)

Carlo Conti as DS, who says no?

>>150170194
Grimolli because the window is still open

>>150170130
its near impossible on that map if the tank player doesn't push up on to the capture point but if he does half of the attackers are sitting back sniping and the enemy team are all sat there with c4 and rpgs.

Dirtmund loses, I cheer. It's that simple.

>>150170184
reading the articles written about him by people that haven't had to watch him play for more than 20 minutes has been amusing ngl

>>150170177
If anything there's no mortars (yet) to ruin the fun, just retarded attackers switching to snipers and staying in the back
>>150170216
Yeah, the difficult part is the 2nd push with point A and B where tanks can only pass through one single road. The fact that there's also max two different routes to take and one of them has an elevation disadvantage makes it hard
Oh and the retarded teammates just camping in the back

Vgh...

De Winter was literally Nesta-tier with Allegri at Juventus, if he doesn't win the shitalian tripletta after this mercato it will be a DOGE-sque fallimentozzo

>>150170576
this looks good

>>150170645
>Sala
So Allegro just commits necromancy in broad daylight and no one says anything huh

bbilan v chelsea is on telly over 'ere

oh and they're 2-0 down with in 7 minutes btw

>>150170645
It's literally the strongest team that crossed Serie A ever since Allegri's 2011 Milan but noooooooo miracolissimo if it doesn't get relegated

>>150170756

Hopefully this match will get the milan-trento treatment then

>pedo animeposter is an ABAlleGOD and very likely a Mottiano
of course
of fucking courser

>autogol
>rosso
mo what the fuck is a Coubis

this coubis lad is a bit of a bum

MilanFuturo brightest gem
>>150170921
I don't care about Juve, let alone Motta

kekekekekekekeke Belgio was an Allegrod alla long and doesnta care about palestinentus

So we have a Coubis, but who was the first Cou?

I guess his Milan career is over.

>>150170944
every pedo is a motta rater and an ABAllegri
you posted poedo shit youi fuckjing schizo

The enemy is taking objective butter

>>150170966
For me, it was Apple

Jeremie Frimpong scored.

Holy fucking GODllegri 4D chess

Schizocinema status?

∞ :skull:

>>150170997
>>150171009
samefaggigityggvdsjuyihgvfoijuhSDG LOHBGKJFADSE LHBKJGAFSD òLHPJOKIASGEWDFR

Sunday quiz time… has your favourite /seriea/ poster ever met Liverpool’s scorer in a Glasgow?! cafe

>>150170973
Cassetta medica ecco qui

>>150171037
LE TEMPS EST VRAIMENT POURRI

My favourite /seriea/ poster has never set foot outside the Italian comune of Terni

Why do I have to share lobbies with FRENCH and RUSSIAN players

eheheh

>>150171067
What is the lore behind this image

>>150170997
>>150171009
absolutely disgusting

But enough about today's Aberdeen performance

>>150170997
>>150171009
>Joao Mario starts in place of Koopmeiners.
Bad case of Summer Fever™

>>150171354
This begs the question as in where the fuck was Koopmeiners supposed to play in Tudor's tictocs

you're all invited to Como dabbing all over farça in 4 hours and 15 minutes

>>150171405
praying for como injuries

>>150171405
Considering the amount of sambal I'll be having on my dinner, I will be having a MAJOR liquid situation then

>>150171392
Pre-match anthem singing

>>150171392
ballboy for Nooit Opgeven Altijd Doorzetten - Aangenaam Door Vermaak En Nuttig Door Ontspanning - Combinatie (NAC) Breda

Some more remarkable names of Dutch football clubs:
>TSV Gudok, Tilburg = Tilburgse Sport Vereniging Goed uit de ogen kijken
Tilburg Sports Association Keep your eyes peeled

>RKSV Cluzona, Wouw = Rooms Katholieke Sport Vereniging Club zonder naam
Roman Catholic Sports Association Club without a name

>Vv Tpo, Moerdijk = Voetbalvereniging Tussen puinhopen opgericht
Football Association Founded amid ruins

>Vv Mifano = Voetbal Vereniging Mierlo Faal Nooit
Football Association Mierlo Never Fail

>DAW, Schaijk = De Aanhouder Wint (voetbal en korfbal)
Persistence Pays Off

>Vv Bavos, Bakel = Voetbal Vereniging Blijf altijd vrienden onder sport (Bakelse Voetbal Sport)
Football Association Always remain friends through sport

>SV ONDO, Asten-Heusden = Sport vereniging Op naar de overwinning
Sports Association On to Victory

>RKVV JEKA, Bavel = Rooms Katholieke Voetbal Vereniging Jeugdig Enthousiasme Kan Alles
Roman Catholic Football Association Youthful Enthusiasm Can Do Anything

>SV VOAB, Goirle = Sport Vereniging Van Onder Af Begonnen
Sports Association Started from the Bottom

>Vv SIOL, Cuijk = Voetbalvereniging Sport is ons leven
Football Association Sport is our life

Purquoi Musah is being played as RWB?

>>150171405
I wouldn't watch Como if you paid me to

and why is Leao playing as center forward?

Back from a short vacation in Rome where I went to see some family, the accent over there is even worse when you hear it daily, just in time for my Jj

What is the minute of silence for? Calcio?

reminder inter got a red card and still won the game.

>>150171893
Atlanticism

>minute of silence
>the stadium clerk doesn't stop yapping

They called their stadium Sigma? Do they need the zoomer audience that much?

Juve is not getting a CL spot this year. Worse than ever.

>they kept Adeyemi
PLEASE tell me he's renewed or so, I won't be able to resist if rumors re-ignite after this game

First Moao Jario moment is up

>>150171962
Please Damien, focus on finishing your canolli before looking at any players. We all know you can get very hangry

Dortmund having a literal retired player on the pitch is prime banter material so I’m fully seated for a massive Tudorata

>>150171962
Looks like Joao Mario doesn't wanna hear about these rumors either

>Sborrussia fans
Trying too hard

You now remember Alberto Costa

I miss Emre Can

Joao Mario is so fucking ass kek

Joao Mario is so fucking bad KEK

>>150172035
>>150172042
almost perfect

Joao Mario has 91 cancers

Serie ass hivemind

>Ryerson
Just found out he's not a H*ezilian

John Arne Riiyerson

Any more yellow cards to give?

Guirassic Park

It's like I'm looking at 10 Ozzy Osbourne wearing the Jj shirt

milan look way worse now than under fonseca ain't no way they finish top 4 this season

CAMBIASO

>Kalunegru assist
TUDORCALCIO might be the cure?!

where Błaszczykowski ?

Damn they’re even more ass than >we are

>Kobolli
Based Nagrulu, based Cambiaso

Was humiliating Hummels so hard necessary kek

>>150171813
Too many Indians. With that said, Melonin will clear them out in around 14 days time.

its the end of the season already?

Would still easily start for us kek

>>150171911
In all my years of watching Mr Tim’s league I’ve never once heard a minutes silence respected. Earthquake victims, flood victims bomb victims, dead players, dead managers, the Pope dying… not one.

>Bummels with another humiliation ritual
I thought the one with Riomma against Bilbao would be the last one

Joao Mario isn't sure of what to do

Another 700m juve superteam that somehow won't reach 80 points

>>150172366
Happens when your fans think Yildiz and Bremer are better than Vlahovic (scored 70 goals in a SINGLESSIMA season with Allegri) and Rugani (started 800 matches with Allegri and didn't get a SINGLE yellow card)

Is that vodafone

>>150172407
It's their sponsor or something

>Vodafone in 2025
Let is go

>>150172201
Sorry but she said we need to hire 700k of them because lazy slimy dirty shitalians don't want to work

David desperately needs a haircut

>>150172201
Meloni invited 500 thousand indians to come legally being flown directly in with alitalia tickets paid
https://www.france24.com/en/tv-shows/a-propos/20250702-meloni-s-government-to-issue-500-000-visas-for-non-eu-workers

>>150172450
Radio Genoa bros...

>>150172437
>>150172474
how theyre going to work in italy without knowing italian god knows though

>>150172450
FFIA

Bellingham looks more JLingz than Bellingham

who is the darker miccoli?

>>150172571
Miccoli was already quite dark

Thuram pls

>>150172594
And also based for shitting on Merdone and Sborsellino

>joao mario
????

Tudor scream's

Who the hell is this Benzemahaiti guy

Achilles?

Another German eliminated :)

just sub bummels back on ;)

Sule and McKennie walk into a Burger King

>Yan Couto
I now remember those 8 days when he was linked to us and seemed like an instant transfer

>>150172782
Girona meme season fraud #14

What subspecies is Sule?

>>150172443
all the way down to his shoulders

>>150172778
…They never leave

>>150172873
Also is it just me or does it actually look like McBurger lost some weight, maybe it's just because he shaved his terrorist beard

>>150172450
I know it looks like it too. I'm surprised there hasn't been more criticism from the right or maybe I just don't see it. I'm a Vannacci lifelong now anyway.

>>150172489
They work for each others businesses. I think I mentioned on here that just across from the Olimpico I went to buy a drink and a souvenir scarf. The entire staff were Indian and when I tried to speak to them in my awful accented Italian the guy couldn't understand so I switched to English. It's all very jarring, especially in the shadow of the big man's column.

>>150173058
Because Meloni is based and is hiding everything under the rug.
She isn't your tipical populist rightoid, she's a libertarian and as one she knows very well that an indian immigrant is a smarter, better and cheaper worker than your average shitalian. If you hate this kind of mentality it just means you are a baboon. Don't want to get replaced? Get better at your job.

Just got back from piss break, hopefully a gole

CAMBIASO X 2

>>150173173
Y-You're free to thank me anytime

BREAKING!!!!
>midfielder dynamo santiago hezze of olympiacos has emerged as one of the main targets for inter's midfield. the 23 yo argentinian could be available at around 17 million euros

I smell a bunch of mad mad gobbissimi when Bvll Igli Tare buys Cambiaso for 15m

Holy shit that was actually very good, Joao Mario woke up for the first time and Cambiaso with a great shot

beautiful goal desu

Murder Cambiaso's agent before something happens btw

>>150173058
yes but meloni said the point of importing another 500k indians was so they could work in healthcare and nursing, and I don't understand how they'd be able to do that job without speaking italian.

If he was short he'd be called Yan Courto

If he was a gigantic metallic robot he'd be called Mecha

>Kostic and Kolo Muani IN
Right, time to turn off

>this is the B team
Jesus

AYO HOL' UP
Randal is still at Jj?

I thought Douglas Luiz was a latitant or so

Kostic is the kind of guy who would play with a shotgun-only build in Cairo and still miss every single shot

>Gianluca Frabottus has been let go by West Brom

>>150173225
Oh that won't stop them. We imported around 200k "care workers" to work in old people's homes. Imagine that, the last days of your life being thrown around and having your arse wiped by a Ugandan woman with a moustache who speaks pidgin English.

Wait why is Luiz on the left

>>150173412
He’s the kind of guy who picks a sniper, takes one random shot to test range, spots an enemy, but forgets to chamber another round missing his chance to get a kill

>>150173435
@Tudorismo

>>150173445
Wtf he's just like me

>>150173507
Gatti is unironically the worst one of the bunch and yet he still got a 3m/y renewal
kill grimolli

By ALLAH, the Gatti stempia is impressibly visible even from this cam

>>150173547
Yes I do, but only because I want the former to be my bf and to make the latter work on my plantation

Just realized I mixed up Gatti with Koosmeiners

>Gatti's hair
KWAB

Julian Brandt in 2025 :skull:

THAT's Djalo and not Kolo Muani?!

>this shot
:skull:

Are you guys legitimately blind to never notice that Gatti is balding? He's had a shitty hairline since ever, pic related is from 2018/2020

Dirtmund hasn't been able to score against that

>Zinho Vandheusden sings for Marbella in the Spanish 3rd division

He coulda been a contender, he coulda been a somebody

Bundesliga is a league on par with the Belgio league and I'm tired of pretending it's not. A German team wouldn't win the Croky Cup.

Tronky Cup's

'tioned

zingaro looking a bit overweight

>Beier's hairline
Let it go...

Rugani lost in time and space

State-mandated matchly Rugani moment is up

nice goal whoever that was

>>150173768
Location: Berendrecht-Zandvliet-Lillo

Barendrecht > Berendrecht

Sorry, not sorry

Laughing at Zingaro isn't even fun anymore, it feels like mocking a cripple

Based Cazzic

*wins*

>>150173738
He should get himself Palmer's haircut

greasy hair

>>150173860
based of him to have a shit year so he's now only 14 crediti

Please watch our sport

Salvador Dali-esique nose

Dali Alli

>>150173969
Imagine having womxn like that and deciding to replace them with kankermarokaan who's family tree resembles circle. You're a strange one duccio.

He said, while actively looking to date a paki

He says while being a shitalian-scott mutt and after lusting over poo in loos

>>150174125
If they're being replaced, how come they're still here? Please understand, we need Moroccans to clean up the diapers of boomers

Koni De WINter

>19:51:48
>19:51:52
Certified /seriea/ moment

Niko KovaaK

Juventus
Kenan Yıldız
Bad games
Sorry, this folder is empty

>>150174249
Why is this getting recorded while Higgs is burning the screen?

youtube.com/shorts/FMsnoaMS_EE

kekd hard. also calcio related since its duccio wierd speek

Perkele

So, it's pretty much a given Vlahovic will stay on the bench for the full next year right?

>>150174420
No, there's probably going to be a last minute deal involving Cambiaso and Vlahovic for Adli, Okafor and 25m

Hot

>>150174249
Zingaro is genuinely a punishment to watch, somehow he always manages to reach lower levels, he's not even only shit he's also insanely egoistical on the pitch

>>150174926
Watch your fucking mouth he scored 80 goals in a single season with AlleGOD

They cute

>>150175195
4>3>2>1

>>150175221
based!

rashford and frenkie de twink v Como is free on yt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWfthXX9NwE

I wouldn't watch the separatist organisation formerly known as FC Barcelona

>pushing Como this hard
Taylor Swift tier levels of tryharding

pancrazio...the illicic credits...

>>150175195
4 mogs hard

João Mário - Portuguese excellence.

this is the future of Serie A

What would be Adamo Luciano's opinion be about the M4A1's insane rate of fire that makes it a better choice than most SMGs and ARs
no seriously this thing is fucking broken lol

Seeing Coomo get destroyed feels so good

>>150176116
>future
haha yeah

Adamo Luciano would pick the tank in Liberation Peak (Breakthrough version) then force Max Statman to pick Engineer and stay on his ass with the blowtorch pointed at its ass 24/7 for repairs while he snipes people with the cannon

>>150176431
Wait aren't they the same person

>>150176583
Max Statman is a negru from Nigeria

Post a Max Statman inspired badge for your fanta team

>>150176799
City's badge but instead of the ship there's a bar chart

>>150176839
Post it

>>150176869
I'm too lazy and I'm too busy killing Grimtoli on Liberation Peak

Koni 2012 to bbilan is a done deal

ABDeWinter poster can finally rest

>Koni #DeWinter to #ACMilan from #Genoa is at the final stage for €20M. Contract until 2030 (€2M/year). #Juventus will receive €5M from Genoa. #Milan are already planning medicals within 48 hours. #transfers
Cool, >we can renew Muttuidi for 12 gorillions/y :)

>>150177538
roma will steal him :(

>>150177872
nooo don't do that haha

The mercato closes in 6 days where are my transfers

hello 1 left winger pls anyone for sale?

>>150178274
Yildiz

>>150178274
Luka Ivanusec, barely used. Special price for you my friend!

marmotta…where is my leoni

>>150178384
You will get Yildiz for Asllani and money and you will like it

Giovanni Albanese killed by an Israeli airstrike in Gazzetta

Death to all sports "journalists" (on the Saints Quarter map)

In the next days milan will either sign vlaho or hojlund

Fiorentina decided to not buy fagiloi because “his mentality is weak”

*signs andrea pinamonti*

Fagioli to FC Twente

>>150179153
Cool story bro, how do you explain Fiocretina's announcement from months ago

>>150179181
they didn’t want to but did it anyways so most likely he will be sold

Como will either get relegated or finish 17th thanks to a last matchday inciucio this season. They have a 'drone but fabregass is obviously a thiago mottesque tactical cvck

>>150179221
So they did buy him, stop spreading fake news or I will give Mossad a call so they can bomb your grandma's house

>>150179235
We blocked your number

>>150179235
joke on you im a mossad

>>150179242
Not my dad's though, I'm texting Bibi as we speak

Isn’t it funny that people think jews run the world but it’s actually italians like orsini

Italians can't even run Italy, let alone the world

Orsini and Orsolini enter the Zenit FC headquarters...

>>150179283
santosbonaccipilled

>>150179325
tears

>>150179294
it's the perfect plot
no one ever suspects the clown

midfielder of the day will secure the scudetto and fix the vlach
>its oriley
what
that guy from oz?

Sleep tight /nosignings/

>Allegri was parking the bus vs. Leeds
lel

>>150180511
Those tactics still let them win hundreds of trophies and let Vlahovic score 80 goals in a isngle season you djmnb reetard

>>150180269
is your theory that serie ass is just an alternative manifestation of the Oz universe? McTom does look a lot like O'Reileys brother from Oz. Not sure who Adebisi would be though

my fanta strikers? vlach,milik, buffon and taremi

New Adamo Lucianos have been dropping hard and it's peak schizokino

finally went to south africa for my FM pentagon save
Ngubu'd

>>150181214
kino

>Studio SCHOP back
>Adamokino back on the menu
>Dexter: Resurrection getting more kino by the week
Life is good

Lele Adani and Lulu Adamo walk into a bar...

Who's going to start Mandas or provedel?

>>150185218
Sarri I think

i bet when espo and taremus sales are done inter will increase lookiman offer

>>150185377
Why would they leave a records-shattering Inter?!

>>150185404
to record shatter your mom

>>150185377
>inter will increase lookiman offer
lmao no way

>>150185419
kek smoked that poof

Grande Fratello VIP legend Mario Balotelli

If allegri manages to avoid milan's relegation this season it's a bigger miracolozzo than The Sir's league title with leicester [mo that's an achievement (ranieri had a giga'drone that season)]

young Mario Balotelli >>> the whole justventus current attack

>>150185480
thanks for giving my fanta strategies away balo

>>150185436
Palestinentus fan BTFO just like his favorite "country"

how is he still in venezia, did everyone forget about him?

>>150185781
he's just too intelligent for serie ass teams

>>150185537
Shut up you fucking poorfag if Shitaly had Milan's current defense they would've won the Euro 2021 in super comfiestestestest ciabattest without the need for reefball my muh fenomenazi boomerazi shitalianazi Chiellinissimissimo and Bonuccissimo

>>150185933
if england had tomori (piolian BVLL) in 2021 they would've won.

>the 2nd BF6 open beta weekend will have more challenges
nice

>>150185933
>chiellini and bonucci
Coached by allegri btw, but never heard anyone give any credit to him for the shitalian "victory" at the euros

>>150186412
Wow so you're telling me the magnificvs Allegrvs that is mani avanting so hard because how is he supposed to win anything with the strongestestest side Serie Ass has ever seen taught Bonucci and Chiellini how to refball against England? Wow
WOWOWOWOWOWOW
WOWOWWWWWWWWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

How did that allegrvs chant go?

booba upgraded

>>150186644
Her face got a significant upgrade too

>>150186693
Annalisa and Miriam Leone looking hot there

annalisa dressed as twinkbala is pure sesso in the maschio music video

>A schoolteacher from Giugliano abandoned her dog tied up under the sun and went on vacation. The creature died horribly, and the wretch, when contacted by the authorities, replied that she would return on the 23rd after her holidays.
You just know that this seething comment about that Bvlla was typed by poorfag hands

>Sancho to sfinter
wtf Marmotta was an inside agent all along?!

>>150187111
oh no jj btfo
first muttuidi now sneecho :(
im afraid besiktas might swoop in and steal kalunegru and negruani too

>>150187123
what if they were to steal yildiz

>Matt O’Riley has given his full availability to move to Turin! Juventus are readying a 5 year deal with a €3m wage per season. Brighton are firmly set at €30m for the midfielder. So Juventus need to sell some players to raise funds
just realized I'm a Como lifelong fan

>>150187137
>So Juventus need to sell some players to raise funds
How much are we going to make for Koopminusvalenza

>>150187137
>how about we splash whatever little money we have left on a Koopmeiners archetype merdfielder lmao

>>150187129
>they
who lol
also david to stvv sint truiden :(

STD Sinti Trudeau

>>150187151
>Koopmeiners archetype
jesus fucking christ

>>150187057
Would gladly watch her boil alive in a brazen bull.

>>150187137
BUY Guglielmo Collina's Scottish Premiership talents

>>150187137
>be an overhyped jock league shitter
>join brighton over gasp's la dea
>shit up the place there
>now linked to juve
getting a kwab in early for when 'The Lizard' ends up scamming comoli

>Official, confirmed. Giacomo Raspadori signs in at Atlético Madrid for €26m package deal from Napoli.
What in the fuck

>>150187188
There’s just genuinely no single universe where a guy named Matt O’Riley (that pretends to be Danish) is a good footballer, you cannot be named that and be world class. You’re right that he’s very much a “let him go to Atalanta and see if he’s good” genre of footballer, and then naturally he ends up at Hearts of Midlothan after a year

>>150187183
>Would gladly watch her boil alive in a brazen bull.
how about you leave you disgusting mutt under the sun too so you can die

>>150187183
i’m bullish on miller fwiw

>literally no calcio on today
>only 2 games tomorrow
>only 1 game wednesday
>no calcio thursday
GIVE ME FRIDAY ALREADY

>>150187196
El pequeno enano de Bolognas

>>150187188
>shit up the place
that's exactly what jj is looking for
sign obvious frauds, reward shit players

>>150187209
He was very good here, one of the best I've seen but that form was around season and a half. I don't know if he'd make the grade at rubentus but its like anything in transferland, there's no guarantee. He hasn't been able to hold down a place at Brighton which should set alarm bells ringing.

>>150187353
It's Palestinentus now.

Holding this fart for as long as possible because I'm sure I'd liberate a liquid monster if I let go

>>150187196
autists here were talking about it for DAYS

>>150187797
/serieass/ is more reliable than news outlets

>Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and Liverpool are interested in Matteo Palma. Udinese are unwilling to sell him.
New Pafundi just dropped out

>No more Apu on the udinese kits
Do I buy last seasons before theyre sold out?

>Donnarumma put in the cuckshed by PSG
Yanited? Inter? Camelfucker league?

>>150187887
No italian club can afford him, some eplel club for sure

>>150187887
What did he do? Not black enough?

>>150187896
Dollarumma doesn't want to renew his expiring contract, so PSG wants to try to sell him

>>150187893
apparently manure want to replace onana but are focusing on other purchases first

Need a high IQ fra in here to explain to me why Calabria was thrown out like rubbish.

I mean he's not top 3 RB in the world sure but come on he was decent, certianly better than Royale and the new purchase Athekene or whatever.

Why were they so adamant about throwing him out like rotting fish when he's a one club player and in his prime? Is it political because he was loyal to the Maldini administration or something?

>>150188002
he is going to Panathinaikos and I think that's his level, Jimenez is younger and better

marmotta per favore…>we need lions

Cannoli per favore, kill me

>>150188002
1.he had some late nights of booze and bitches with theo
2.he basically threw hands with conceicao (a guy that met him there for the first time) after what? three weeks?
3. he was almost certainly the guy passing info the journos about next match's formation.
4.he did good some years ago but I really don't see how he's better than royale

rich eisen show is about to spend the entire week talking about shedeur sanders

cherndour sanders

Lennon Miller signing for Udinese

amazing

>>150188431
a very early 2000's chav hair cut
>>150188423
chi?

Ronaldo? Getting married

>>150188431
Have his vaguely chinky eyes ever been explained by the top /seriea/ phrenologists?

>>150188431
why does he suddenly look like a hapa?

atletico will be a little bit italian with ruggeri and raspadori. I'm curious to see how they'll do

>>150189328
Based Ruggeri chasing underage spaniard fikette

>>150189179
He’s RadioGenoa

>Leoni to Liverpoop
Fucking lmao shitalian clubs can't afford shitalian players anymore

why is serie ass so cozy compared to other big 4 leagues?

>>150190468
because everyone watching it is over 30

>>150190692
A player more expensive than Lookman?

>>150189690
>Cagliari, è fatta per Sebastiano Esposito: visite mediche, firma e prime parole. Tutti i dettagli, le cifre e la formula
happy for casteddu

>>150190692
>dazn commentators and Pardo having to pronounce that
have some mercy

>>150190692
>going for the blue eyed mixed franco-algerian

Ehi, garçon, ho un'idea

>>150190934
>it's a real name
lol

>>150190939
Toenail to jJ

>>150191249
truerats to como

>>150191249
his role? eurobet specialist of course, taking over from where fagioli left off

>that ending
I'll be very mad if I die before DS3 drops. Might even set up some servers at the Beach linked to 4000 /seriea/posters and coordinate an anti-Gatti campaign

I JUST opened the [redacted] website to check the latest rumors and got greeted with this picture

>Main targets remain [generic name] and Franck Kessié.
It keeps getting worse tf

>>150192074
Nothing like getting your daily dose of Grimolli-mandated rumors of Watford players and Mendes clients. I’m predicting some exciting moves for Adam Lallana and Trincão next week, but of course players must be sold before >we can buy these champions.

>>150192252
>sells all the promising next gen players just to buy Mo' Riley for 50 gorillion Elkannbux

>>150192278
€60 million to get him and Conceicao, I’d rather Comolli Gigli just embezzled funds from the club desu

>>150190934
>Fanculino
Based player, would buy at fantacazzo

Angela pls let me lick your face

If he were a negru from the souf, he'd be called Alvin Okotto

>>150197619
>Deleted history
but enough about the games of Sfinternazionale from 1 May 2025 to 1 June 2025

>>150197646
Not like there'd be much beyond those dates

Who ahah

>Gypsy minors aged 11 and 12 stole a car from French tourists and run over a woman
this is why i want martial law

>>150197734
Best I can do is Darmian Law

>he rates Martial
grim

Marshall Law

Since we are on the subject of laws, I propose that we adopt the Chivu law.
>all sfinterfags must be made to wear helmets so as not to aggravate their condition

>X feed (yes I know) full of people shitting on the poor bastard that is just better than them at BF6
Why are console players like this

Tuesday plans??

Downloaded a bunch of black and white movies from the 50s, gonna marathon them all day and maybe play some vidya inbetween.

This uneventful mercato is depressing me

>>150198240
>This uneventful mercato is depressing me
There are no longer blanket wiretapping operations as there used to be

>>150198258
Not even that, its just that every summer is less and less eventful. What's the purpose of tranny windows being so damn long when nothing ever happens.

>>150198267
Rejoice, because with the LigueUhnification of Serie A the transfer markets will be even more exasperating

>camerda 12 fantacazzos
why?

>>150198287
a fantasy credit for each remaining hair bulb

>>150198267
Basically no one can overspend, it's not like the EPLel where teams can afford to buy flops for 50mil and come out just fine, just enjoy seeing Coomo buy a ton of players

>>150198303
Is that a douglas luiz reference

>>150198311
Who?

Douglas repairs, Douglas substitutes

Douglas Ruins

>Dennis Man left for PSV
fugg

who's playing in the trofeo birra moretti this year?

did whole fanta team mercato then got some team cap violation error and whole team erased.

reeeeee

>>150198303
honestly even the EPLel mercato has been boring
only real star was Wirtz and that was done by June
Gigio might actually be the second best player to move this summer, aside for him people cream their pants over mezze pippe like Isak or Gyokeres

>>150198143
It seems both him and vlahovic are out now. Current options are kristovic or doubyk on loan

>>150198755
Vlahovic is literally pushing himself to join Allegri what the fuck is your poorfag ass talking about

You now remember Italian wonder talent Nicolò Zaniolo

On one hand you have pippasken who still bitches and moans that Sarri only speaks to him in Italian.
On the other hand you have Prostata that has already mastered the italian tongue and wooed Sarri in giving him the starting position already

>>150197111
His new nickname? Keroro

Serie Ass is truely becoming Danified

>>150199538
chad zoomer

>>150199538
now post the non-shooped version of his head

>Lions to Liverpoop for 35m bonuses included
lole get fucked shitalian clubs

How's my boy Kevin doing

>>150199743
the summer is pretty sweltering, might bring back bad memories.

>>150199806
of the grim summer of '92?

>>150199915
intrasting choices but berardi is gonna have an crusader explosion by the 5th match

>Leipzig is about to submit a €30-35 million offer for Fiorentina's Comuzzo.
I don't remember a calciomercato session in which Italian players received so many offers from abroad

>>150199915
>Kevin and the exploding knees

>>150200525
Yeah fair point. On another note, I can't think of many Italian players who starred abroad more than they did at home. Di Canio, Zola... maybe Balotellus.

name one milan/juventus midfielder better than hwang in the bum

>>150199806
Oooooh Kevin's a raaaped bitch
Oooooh Kevin's a raaaped bitch

uh oh duccio moment

>>150201280
kwab

Duccio ffs

karma for playing in the Trabzonspor kit

who is borges's's manager?

who will save hwang from failyenoords mediocrity? napoli or inter?

I'd 5-2 be a Gaenoord fan right now

How flies Rotterdam's finest?

Best /seriea/ poster?
Germano no doubt

>>150202366
me when im not posting
germano
ternano

this monza v printer game is rather dull

also dont forget to include fanta shite whenever and whoever bakes the new bread

Requesting Fanta instructions is there a code or name/pass?

>>150202437
You have to sacrifice an arthoe in the name of pancrazio

inter game tonight???

fookin hell duccio, you really can't escape the riomma.

>>150202366
Talisca 95'

>>150202624
yeah and they losing 1-0 to monza atm

>>150202664
no stream yet again.

reeee

okay now found stream and its ht.

score some golerinos

>>150202734
librefutboltv.su has a stream of it

COMEABCK
DI MARCO DIMAFRCO MARCOD IMARTCO

>>150201603
>this is partly to pay douglas luiz, koopmeiners, vlahovic salaries

>>150202831
No, it's because shitalians are lazy and dumb compared to indians. One indian is smarter and more proficient than 100 shitalians. Ask yourself why does the smartest and richest man in the world Elon Fucking Musk want to replace all of his employees with indians? Why are the best chess players in the world indian?

>>150202366
I do agree with that

>>150202902
why are there no calcio indian players though?

>>150202935
Because soccer is the dumb people sport, it was born from factory workers

fug i missed the goles.

pew pew scored

Fanta code
Fanta code
Fanta code

You are not ready for the shitters armada im assembling at fanta

>>150203181
milik 1 fantacazzo

gud attack but bad shot lauti. barellino wanted a pass

Olly won. Lucio Corsi lost.

>>150202381
>germano
>ternano
There's two of each actually

SAAAAARS name of Fanta league?

>>150203321
https://leghe.fantacalcio.it/super-fantacomfy-league
pass: herewego

>>150203352
thank you sarr

>archie brown scored a goal and two assists against Feyenoord
kek the algorithm was right for once but bbilan decided to pull a jewish trick

I almost don't want to ask, but rumors?

>>150203838
Grimolli and Tudor are likely to stay alive for the next couple of months

>>150203784
to be fair it seems he played as a winger with a three-man defense. Probably can push but maybe they were looking for a more defensive guy. despite getting shit on a daily basis moncada does have good insights on players but I think he focuses too much on physicality and skin color

>>150203866
>but I think he focuses too much on physicality and skin color
well it makes sense because Brown physically bullied Lotomba, technically he looked average but he was still unstoppable on that flank tonight.
>to be fair it seems he played as a winger with a three-man defense
Well that's what Allegri wants to field at bbilan too, no? That's what Koni is also for

>>150203851
>likely
THERE'S A CHANCE?!

>>150203919
Yes, Liberation Peak but it's set in Continassa and I'm camping on Colle Sestriere SOON

donnarumma ending up jobless would be the ultimate disgrace on the NT

>>150203899
GODllegri will turn athekame (acquistone di spessore according to shitalian media) into serie ass' best fullback (mo that's an achievement but bear with me ok goy)

Uh oh
the three countries against it are Merderlands, Austria and Poland btw

Mafia: Terrone

Nuova #JUVENTUS, #Koopmeiners fa il mediano.

Why do casteddu have so many strikers

>>150209352
>>150209352
>>150209352
>>150209352
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