Thread 150159123

THE SEASON STARTS IN 6 DAYS!

I love entering trans lads

Anyone selling shit players?

i enjoyed this summer trans lads, am dreading going back into everyone calling everyone dave/scousemong/wog tho.

Get well soon Rodri edition.

If Man United get Baleba they've got a pretty decent team. I think Top is pretty much nailed on for some arrangement of Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Chelsea BUT Man United could compete for that 5th place spot which would likely qualify them for the Champion's League.

Rodri who?

https://x.com/PolymarketFC/status/1954263287081636148?t=UO8x-fEnremLTnONmyVeZQ&s=19

Bloody hell

Players who have got injured before the season starts

>Rodri
>Konate
>Maddison
>Saka (not confirmed but he'll probably be limping soon)

I am Tottenham's reckoning

>>150159267
I remember when 37 year old Ronaldo threw that retard to the ground

>>150159267
kek what a disrespectful rapist criminal

>>150159291
buy some players please :)

>>150159319
Whats that? You want some players?

>>150159351
What's your refund policy?

>>150159232
their team is not better than Crystal Palace

>>150159365
Behave

I love /trans/ lads

Looking for shit players. Budget is 100M each. Lmk if you have any xx

>>150159365
It's literally not. Palace defence is miles ahead. Eze is better than any United player. Mateta better than Sesko.

Gyökeres scored before the £95M Ekitike, £80M Mbuemo, and £70M Cunha.

>>150159363
Liverpool didn't buy from Bayern Munich, they sold to them

>>150159461
he also missed 2 sitters but you won't hear the media report that

A "Nunes pass" is a poorly guided/weighted pass back to a defender that gets easily intercepted by an opposition player

>>150159426
We still have some blundershitga frauds left, I think
>>150159363
No refunds (if Spurs)

This seasons comic relief will be Wirtz

Darwin gone ;_;

>>150159583
I stand by that if he didn't cut his hair he'd be in italy

>>150159583
buyback clause status?

indy news at half 10 lads

>>150159663
is that independent or indian or an independent indian

>THE SEASON STARTS IN 6 DAYS!
The season started two weekends ago.

>>150159670
4u

>>150159670
it starts tomorrow when the reds win the first trophy of the season

Spurs went from
>Son-Solanke-Kulusevski
to
>Johnson-Richarlison-Kudus
and they still haven't sign AM

Former Tottenham assistant Ryan Mason off to a winning start at West Brom I see

>>150159489
Anyone players that have scored around 5 goals?

>>150159696
Reckon Crystal Palace win that. Proper team.

1. Arsenal
2. Liverpool
3. Man City
4. Chelsea
5. Man United

>>150159365
The doubters keep flapping their gums and we keep winning

why are Manchester City playing an Italian Serie B team in their final pre-season game? What are they trying to hide?

>Eddie Howe “I want players that really want to play for this football club”
Be careful what you wish for

>>150159942
Tbf Italian teams are good testers because they're very tight defensively but not too challenging to defend against.

Its good practice.

BREAKING: Eddie Howe has agreed to join Liverpool FC and be part of Arne Slot's backroom staff

>>150159942
same owners innit

Have we signed Baleba and Donnarumma yet

>>150159942
Palermo are a sister club owned by the City group. City usually play pre-seasons against teams under the same umbrella as them.

Refuse to let net spend wankers gloss over the embarrassing failure to sign Isak after a year and a half of tapping him up via the media
Even if Geordie Bastard is scared of Scousers, AND HE IS PET!!!, I am not so shall mention it

based hojlund refusing to go on loan so he can milk jimbo dry

TJ the red nosed Reijnder smoking these pink and black pasta eating frauds

>>150159999
Nice digits but no

>>150159999
>Onanarumma
>good

>just over a week until arsewog and livermong are crying about conspiracies and united customers fuck back off until january
:)

I told you reijnders was good. People are sleeping on city. I still think arsenal will win it but 2nd place can easily be city's over liverpool.

are they the under appreciated KWABOTS (of the summer)?

wtf Forest?

>>150160169
Kepa was only on loan so not really fair
4th bloke whoever he is is still there
So only 3 players, not that bad is it? Don't buy in to social media nonsense and that image blatantly is that

>>150160067
>>150160157
>Citymong is back

>>150159312
Hope she sees this bro.

>>150160235
Kepa not being part of the back line they established last season is still a loss regardless. And they lost 3 players in the defensive back line. It's going to hurt them. Losing your back line will hurt any team.

>>150160241
>city
>saying arsenal will win the prem

If GB wants to hide behind us while we slag off Liverpool then fair enough
Small club finally thinking they're big and that
But you'll need to man up over the season mate even if the term offends you and it does

Imagine Man United beat Arsenal with a dodgy penalty.

INJECT IT IN MY VEINS

>>150160195
Marinakis is gonna threaten them with a gun in the locker room if this keeps up

>>150160308
I agree. Dodgy referee decisions is good. That best Premier League thing what happen

>>150160195
>losing to birmmingham
>drawin to al-qadisya
bloody hell didn't know they had that bad, surely it was their C team.

Martin Samuel can never be pinned down. Now he's crowing on for The Sunday Times about Newcastle being held back by the Saudis because they're helping their rivals.

>>150160050
Have we got him though

Mateta > Sesko
Sarr < Mbeumo
Eze > Cunha
Kamada < Fernandes
Wharton > Casemiro
Munoz > Amad
Mitchell = Dorgu
Guehi > Heaven
Lacroix = De Ligt
Richards = Yoro
Henderson > Onana

>>150160195
>1 goal in 7 games
its over before it started

>>150160422
>No Starboy Mainoo
>No THE Mason Mount
Erm hello? What about these artists of the field?!

scouse melty

Salah for weeks on end when a white Liverpool academy legend dies
>
Salah the very second a brown terrorist dies
>HOW DID HE DIE UEFA??? WHY?????

so why did slot pay 100m for a poopensharten striker again

Eddie Howe is in Liverpool's pocket and we all know it but Geordies refuse to talk about it

>Jota DEAD
>Nunez sold
>Diaz sold
>Isak staying at sandcastle even if he has to sit on the bench all season
>Salad abiut to be sold by his jew owners who are NOT HAPPY with his tweet

What the fuck Liverbros, are we gonna start the season with Jayden Danns and Ben Doak up front???

calm down arsewog
you just won the emirates cup

>>150160422
You forgot:
Glasner > The West Ham Reject

>A deal [for Liverpool to sign Alexander Isak] remains absolutely on, absolutely concrete, and absolutely likely.
@FabrizioRomano

>>150159936
you will be a mid table team until you are able to get rid of that mong of a manager

>>150160673
>£29m
lol, at least try a realistic figure

Why is Liversissy having a melty?

Newcastle are being told it’s going to be £80m for Samu. Aston Villa were quoted £55m last week. Do teams think Eddie Howe is stupid?

>>150160943
You might not believe this but Liverpool still haven’t managed to sign Isak

Liverpool win the first of their quintuple tomorrow

Only psg can compete

>>150161027
But I was told he was 100% signing last week by /sp/... what happened??

>>150160978
Maybe, but also desperate.

>>150160978
They know Newcastle probably can afford that since they bid whatever they bid for Sesko.

>>150161385
that's not really anon's point

>>150160978
Knowing Newcastle have been backed into a corner by Isak means teams can fleece them in their desperation.

real chad move would be to let Newcastle blow their budget on an Isak replacement and then not bid for Isak

>>150161806
Sorry, I'm not really sure what his point is then. It's not that teams think Howe is stupid, it's that they think he would want a striker desperately and might be willing to overpay.

>>150160943
they just spunked 200m on german league shitters and deep down most of them know slot's a fraud

>>150161940
he's not going to overpay when another club was quoted at half the price a week ago

>>150161952
Understandable

I don't know why United customers keep obsessing over us

We hope you win next week, why? Because United are no longer considered a rival or a threat.

Liverpool better hope that they don't win the Community Shield tomorrow, because they do then their season is over.

>>150162071
Not a single Man United fan has mentioned Liverpool, schizo.

>>150162132
Okay Dave

Nicolas Jackson welcome to____

>>150162131
They've spent £500m and are going into a strong league on the downcycle season with Etikite leading the line. It was over before it began. So SO sad.

>>150162040
What if Howe is super desperate and thinks this guy is worth 80m though?

>>150162171
Liverpool F.C.

>>150162132
Your posts are incredibly obvious, I won't waste any more time as you will all disappear within 3 weeks when the actual football starts and you realise "winning the transfer window" by getting the most social media likes doesn't actually translate into success

Who is the best goalkeeper in the world right now?

Looking at form of the 24/25 season. Not interested in what a player might have done 2-3 years ago.

>>150162257
RIGHT NOW
>Gianluigi Donnarumma

>>150159123 (OP)
>The season starts in 6 days
The season starts with the charity shield tomorrow son

>>150162257
>world
this is /epl/ whether the thread says it or not. That being said, top 3 in in the prem are Alisson, Kelleher, Henderson

>>150159583
Romano: He only wanted Al Hilal

football transfers are a money laundering scheme. Literally nobody would pay 50 million for Pooñez and explain pic related. How are they selling all those shitters for THAT kind of money without raising eyebrows?

>>150162257
1. Donnarumma
2. Alison
3. Costa

off to the community shield tomorrow
it counts if we win

Mad that Isak would rather spend a season on Newcastle's bench than start for Liverpool.

Proper small club.

Look at the COWARDLY Manc, tried to proclaim he wasn't a United fan (understandable, it's like stating you have a cuck fetish), and now goes back to his piss poor shitposting

Sad little Londoner

>>150162352
They ARE tiny lmao

arsewog playing with his sock puppets again

>>150159583
slot is such a coward

>b-b-but Arsenl

Look at the sad little rodent, cycling his obsessions as always

arsewog really fucking defensive about arsenal for some reason almost like he forgot he was pretending to be a scouser

>>150162416
He moved onto Arsenal because UnitedCHADS aren't taking the bait

>>150162171
Newcastle… it’s been 4 hours since we left civilisation

watch he'll go on about the enic protests in a bit

B R E A K I N G
>Gianluigi Donnarumma KEEN on a Manchester United move. The ckub have proposed a guaranteed salary of 200k/week + target based bonuses. PSG are looking for a transfer fee in the region of £26M-£30M.

Baleba and Donnarumma and I rate the window a 10/10. Insane how they've done it after finishing 15th.

What the fuck are you lads even talking about all day

Your 25/26 golden boot winner btw

hearing wissa just snubbed liverpool

>>150162314
At least Nunez scored a million goals in Portugal
Stuff like £80m for 13 goals in the Bundesliga is far more questionable

>>150162487
If this happens I will make a public apology to Jim Ratcliffe

Yes players always take pay cuts to move from the European champions to a club in 15th position that is extremely plausible

How did all these guys who were supposed to be “the next great _____” careers go so wrong that they ended up on Manchester United? De Ligt? Donnarumma?

>>150162591
PSG bought Chevalier so he's on his way out

>>150162591
>>150162592
Amorim pull

>>150162591
De Ligt took a 100K/week pay cut to join Man United from Bayern Munich. Sesko just took a pay cut + waived his loyalty bonus to join Man United.

>>150162592
both of those players were overhyped

>>150162487
Dollarumma I can see but Baleba is 0% chance. Still a good window, fixing the entire team in 1 window is a big ask.

>>150162610
>Amorim pull
Crazy how none of his former players want anything to do with him

Good age profile at Man United

Donnarumma
>26
Martinez
>27
De Ligt
>25
Yoro
>19
Dorgu
>20
Baleba
>21
Fernandes
>30
Amad
>23
Cunha
>26
Mbeumo
>26
Sesko
>22

Even if some of them flop they can get a transfer fee.

>>150162634
Not so sure about that. Man United haven't publicly announced interest in a player this summer and then not got them.

So United are winning the league then, right? Anything else would be a failure, right?

What’s deader, Man Utd’s season or Diego Jota?

>>150162609
i think a lot of clubs are going to regret not going for chevalier when he was still at lille and would've been cheap

>>150162716
Brighton don’t play, if you could sell players for points they’d win the league

Manchester United (15th position) are unironically 5th favourites with the (((bookmakers))) to win the Barclays Premier League

>>150162754
would be funny to see where the bookies thought they were going to finish last year

>>150162745
100M over 4-5 years isnt so bad. If United get UCL even once the fee is paid off.

How badly are sco*sers gonna milk Jotas death this season?

>>150162812
Every time they get a fair ref instead of one that gives them every decision

I love that Gyokeres has a trademark celebration because any time a team scores on Arsenal from this point theyre gonna drop the celebration on their heads

>>150162886
Shitty relegation scrapper/lower mid table teams hitting the siuuuuu on United was one of the most soulful things in the last few seasons

wait did arsenal really lose to spuds after subbing on their star signing

how did i not hear about this

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>150162716
>Man United haven't publicly announced interest in a player this summer and then not got them.
Uh-huh, sure...

>>150162918
That was more out of respect for Ronaldo than taking the piss out of United. Most of these players grew up idolising Ronaldo.

>>150162886
Only cringe clubs like Arsenal do other people's celebrations. It's a sign of how gotten-to you are.

I don't think amorim gonna last till Christmas lads

>>150159123 (OP)
>the season starts in 6 days
>striker dead
>tf do they have on the left?
>no number 10
it's another wasted season thanks to king jew levy

>>150162919
we are gracious in victory

>>150162924
They never formally made a bid for Gyokeres.

>>150162957
Seems in good health to me. Reckon he'll be fine! :)

>>150162754
>Manchester United (15th position) are unironically 5th favourites with the (((bookmakers))) to win the Barclays Premier League

Because they react to people placing bets to reduce their risk profile.

A bunch of delusional United fans placed bets so they brought the odds in

>>150163024
Bookies never lose. They probably know something the public doesn't.

>>150163039
that they're never going to have to pay out? doesn't take a rocket scientist

>>150162964
Trust the plan

What are the two things George Floyd had in common with the 96 Liverpool supporters that died in the Hillsborough disaster?
1. They couldn’t breathe
2. I’m glad they’re fucking dead

>>150162314
What the fuck are Burnley doing? Doesn't make any sense

>>150162520
Its been back and forth 24/7 'banter' about Isak for 2 months straight

>>150163074
Could have at least worked Jota in there somehow anon

Mason Greenwood had Aston Villa on strings today btw. Caused Tyrone Mings to chimp out.

>>150163102
Shouldn't have been going 96 on a 50?

>Cunha-Sesko-Mbuemo
>004-001 (soon)-002
>>250m spent

>>150162680
>these names
State of modern footy. Implosion soon of this shit, nobody wants to see Oogabooga score against Mbongo.

Liverpool signing Ekitike has to be the most braindead "4D move" I've ever seen in a transfer window

>>150162487
ckub

>>150163140
oi kick it out
>hashtag no room

>>150160804
>the seethe
I love it

>>150163108
he's never going to play in england and that's sad. I know spain is woke as shit but england is next level

>>150163211
Ten Hag had the right idea to bring him back, but (((they))) would never allow it (they being women)

>>150163074
Based post

>>150163224
Ten Hag was always based.

>>150163211
If I win the yuromillions next week I’ll try sign him for whichever lower league club I buy

>>150163140
If another man's name annoys you this much youre no better than a woman

Will United or Chelsea buy Dollarumma?

>>150163171
before the signing the scousers weren't that enthused so i think there's been a bit of revisionism

>>150163288
Sources indicate the player prefers united but we will see

>>150163275
You are black and you have to go back

>>150163288
Too old for Todd desu

Arsenal and Liverpool fans absolutely shitting their pants at the thought of facing Donnarumma every season. Hes got their number.

bananarama couldnt cut it in the prem be serious

>>150163332
YAASSS SISTER YOU TELL THAT MAN

>>150162634
Baleba is tricky. While I want to believe he'll stay at brighton, he's already given his number 20 to milner. He's also not played in any of the recent friendlies. I think it could go either way. I thought bayern might be getting mitoma because he got the same amount of coverage but he snubbed them so might happen with baleba as well.
Right now I'll give it a 50-50.
>>150162791
With this season's prices in the transfer market, he's not being let go for less than £120m

>>150163404
True, he absolutely pocketed them faggots Saka and Salah in the Champion's League

>>150163074
>tf
>tp
>>150163242
>tf
>tp
>trying to fit-in with American incels
cringe and pathetic

>>150163436
Most tier 1 sources are saying 90-100M

On a side note: Baleba only gets 12.5k/week at Brighton so he'll be pushing hard for a move.

>>150163465
Brighton have started giving bigger contracts to certain players to get them to stay.
I think what Brighton might be thinking right now is if they can get more money out of him if they increase his wages and make him stay 1 more year.
But if united agree to overpay (like they usually do) then the deal's done and dusted. Also depends on what the player wants of course

>>150163504
>Also depends on what the player wants of course

That's just it. Hes come out and said he wants United.

United WILL finish above livapoo this season

>>150163537
Good post.

>>150163465
>12.5k/week
He'll get £200kpw at United easily (£90kpw according to the media though)

>>150163504
>>150163511
Brighton usually don't actually care what the player wants. Caicedo wanted to leave for two windows before he actually did and Brighton turned down 60m bids for him. It's only when the price went absurd that they cashed in.

>>150163589
>Brighton usually don't actually care what the player wants.
Yeah I meant of baleba wants to stay. Brighton don't force sell a player if they want to stay at the club, but apparently baleba wants to leave. Anyway, it depends on what Utd are prepared to pay for him

>>150163617
That's true, I've never seen them push a player out

>>150163576
120-150k sounds more likely.

I can see United dropping 100M on Baleba because the manager has publicly said the midfield is weak and needs reinforcement.

>open up video on twitter of Greenwood being a piece of shit, doing a cynical foul and then trying to spit at a player
>replies are almost entirely Africans defending him and calling him world class and the best English player of his generation

Why are they still doing this? Are they literally just fans because hes a rapist?

>>150163908
All I saw was Greenwood walking Villa like dogs all game and then Tyrone chimping out

>>150163908
Don't particularly care for the guy, but I wish uptight faggots like you would stop with the moral grandstanding.

>>150163205
Reminder that ARSEMONG is the one who keeps shitting on Amorim. He never recovered from how he absolutely shat on Arteta in the FA Cup game with 10 men.

>>150151675
>he said, using my language because no one would understand him if he used whatever the fuck they speak in costa rica
I am not posting in Arabic and this is an American board, Ahmed. Half a billion people speak Spanish and you could always translate it, but you're probably too retarded to figure out how or perhaps your 10 year old chinese phone doesn't have that feature because mom had to top off the electricity card before you lost your loicense.

>>150164295
you alright mate? you appear to be doing a pretty intense seethe

>>150163448
But let a Harvey Elliott dribbler slip under him. PSG have wanted rid of him for years and they're not about to let a good half season change that

>>150164484
Liverpool must have won the Champion's League last season then...

>>150164548
Oh, PSG must want to keep Onanarumma if he's so good he won them the Champions League...

>>150164605
They can beat Shitterpool with any keeper :)

>>150164740
Crystal Palace will beat Manshitster Poopnited with any keeper

>>150165188
They also beat Shitterpoo with ease

would love to see mitrovic come back

>>150165236
Let's hope there isn't egg on your face the next time Liverpool play Crystal Palace

>>150165454
Might watch it

thinking back to liverpool getting knocked out the fa cup by plymouth argyle

>>150160050
>the CL winning keeper that actually stops goals is...le bad, actually.
If he was wearing a Liverpool shirt you would die on a hill defending him

>>150165953
they wouldn't be letting him go if they thought the same

>>150165982
They bought a keeper who plays with his feet, a thing Donnaruma doesnt do as well, because Luis Enrique is yet another of a long list of annoying Spanish managers that prioritizes possesion play so much he wants even the keeper doing sideways and long passes.
This is less them discarding this guy for being bad and more replacing him for a player that fits the system better.
Donnaruma, with a contract that isnt as demanding, can be in any other club hunting for the CL that is in need of an elite keeper.

>>150166020
sure there's a case for overdoing it but being able to play with your feet is crucial in the modern game just because of how much it eases the stress on defenders. that wouldn't really be my issue though, it's that i've seen donnarumma play and he regularly pulls howlers, i would not feel comfortable if he were a starting gk

>>150166212
It really cant be much worse than Onana's "i got a good save" and "ah fuck what did i do" loop he's stuck on

>>150165897
my ancestors :)

>>150166020
A good Argie post.

>>150166232
it's just odd to me that it's a pay dispute from a club who could obviously afford it, and the valuation is really low for a player who just came off the back of winning a european treble. but i don't rate luis enrique either so you might be right

>>150163548
thanks m8

if manure actually somehow attracted donnarumma (not happening) and baleba (possible) they'd be tight, still not sure where the money is coming from

>>150167188
I’m disappointed in you. Just for that comment I’m not going to lift the curse on Man United. I hope you remember this moment for the rest of the season.

go ed ty

>>150167277
The lunch ladies

>>150167427
What is it with mancunians and being utter scum?

>>150167427
better be careful tyrone

>>150167427
YES! JUST WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW!

>>150167277
>still not sure where the money is coming from in one of the biggest football clubs in the world
brexit jim put £200m in the club a year ago that went on paying off credit. Believe he also has to buy more shares soon. Then theres antics like kicking Rashford out, saving £20m in wages a year.

50m from Garnacho trust the plan
also yeah they're gonna do something to Sanchy's wage

>>150167730
>Fifa coming out next month
No you aren’t

why dont Man Utd just pay a woman to flirt with Sancho, be taken back to his home, and then fake a sexual assault? No one would believe his side. Then United put on him unpaid leave.

>>150167787
in what way was it faked

>>150167797
just copy what the woman does in the Partey situation. Have sex, even a relationship, and later on call it sexual assault

>>150167730
Chelsea is not stupid enough to buy Garnacho for 50 million.

so true hendo

WISSA SNUBBED SNEEDERPOOL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150162618
>manure customers actually believe the lies about pay cuts that their club feeds them

>>150167832
They were ready to spend 70m on him in January

>>150167946
Stop believing cope articles

>>150168051
>the truth is cope

>>150168245
>The truth
>Inb4 he post a Fabrizo tweet

>>150167427
should've let him go ahead and spit at onana, would've been hilarious for him to cop a multimatch ban from a fucking friendly.

>>150168333
fucking hell I wish I had a woman with the same sense of humour as me

kinoooooo

>be courted by Arsenal for months
>heavy discussions with agent
>Arsenal pull out last minute to get Gyokeres because of agent demands and high fee
>"who else is interested?"
>Newcastle
you can see why he went to Man Utd and even told his agent to drop those demands and RB Leipzig to take a lesser fee. You cant expect to go to Newcastle after months of talks with Arsenal.

you now realise Darwizzy was sold (46m) just to fund Auschwirtz, Ekimememi and Jota (F) wages this year (22m + 14m + 10m)

They’re also spending 10m on wages for a player whose been dead for over a month

First Liverpool title of the season today :)

>>150167277
They're PSR exempt and generate huge revenue from overseas customers.

Why haven't man united replaced banana?

Liverpoo customers are in for a RUDE awakening this season.

All those signings will take at least half a season to gel, they'll be playing championship quality link-up play until Christmas. Think Darwin Nunez but in all of those positions they bought.

Follow that up with Salad getting older and demotivated after getting his bumper contract and I'll be surprised if he's not sold by his jewish owners after tweeting "Kill all of the IDF" in January.

Van Disney gets injured and Alisson's wife will suffer a paper-cut at the same time causing that entire backline to collapse. They will be shipping more goals than Sunderland.

They won't be getting Isak this summer and certainly not in January either when the real giants of europe (Barcelona, Bayern, Real, PSG) start bidding for him. That will leave them with Ekitike, Gakpo and a couple teenagers as their only forwards. They're fucked.

They should be happy with a top half finish this year.

*waddled into the thread*

>>150168818
Finally a poster with some integrity who knows ball

>>150168649
Didn't you hear? They're getting Onanarumma who IS NOT being forced out of PSG because they want a better keeper and IS NOT going to be receiving a wage equivalent to a few dozen dinner ladies

>>150168818
All of your fantasy could happen and Liverpool would still finish 3rd. The rest of the league are dogshit compared to Liverpool, City and Arsenal.

>>150168997
It's not over yet!

I trust him now

>>150168818
Ah yes, the cope has begun

>I-it's only the charity shield!!111
>I'it's only the first game!!1111
>g-guise they haven't p-played anyone yet!!111
>I-it's a weak league guise!!1111

Looking forward to all of these in the next 9 months

>>150169027
United openly tapping up players

>>150163288
Donnarumma is too old and too white for Todd
He's going to United

hi sall. i am taking your chant requests

meant all

>>150169184
>>150169186
Ajibola Joshua Odunayo Afolarin Alese

>>150169184
make a chant I can use to ridicule that little fat fella who plays for Manchester City, thanks m8

>>150169186
What kind of machine makes a typo?

>>150168257
>he’s still seething

>>150169303
>He still has posted his fabrizo tweet

crystal palace 3 - 1 liverpool
J.P.mateta 42' 68' M.salah 51'
E.eze 79"

there will be slight deviations perhaps, but that was the version i saw on a parallel timeline.

Here's Newcastle's most prestigious journalist Luke Edwards crying over Isak like a teenage girl who got cheated on by her boyfriend

>>150169328
forgot all about that glorified friendly
do even liversissies care? or is that outcome dependant
>>150169339
nooo how could an eritrean mercenary act like an eritrean mercenary

>>150169339
He got mogged by Indykaila, he should have have retired at that point

>>150169348
Arsenal fans are extremely invested in the Charity Shield

>>150169339
most obvious
>write something like...

from the owners

>>150169339
This reminds me when Trent Alexander Arnold wanted a move to Real Madrid and so he refused to attend training, demanded to be sold and ignored his contract.

Oh hang on. Sorry he actually respected his contract and remained completely professional even getting a 10m fee for him with a month left on his contract

bare hype

>>150169389
>Sorry he actually respected his contract and remained completely professional even getting a 10m fee for him with a month left on his contract
And yet Liverpool fans still treated him like he directly caused Hillsborough.

alexander fleece-ak more like

>>150169396
caused what?

>>150169339
>>150169378
Not sure how Edwards is wrong here (a shock for once). Newcastle fans are fucking enraged with Isak's behaviour.

>>150169403
Don't play dumb you stupid cunt.

>>150169408
sensitive little sissy aint ya

>>150169403
The hillocaust

>>150169412
The irony of a Liverpool fan calling anyone else a sensitive little sissy.

>>150169408
notice there's no word in the article of newcastle's despicable behaviour towards isak
no wonder he wants out
a year of broken promises

>>150169417
whos a liverpool fan?

>>150169421
Both parties have acted like complete imbeciles. Don't act like Isak is wholly innocent and he dindu nuffin.

>>150169339
How much more betrayal can Edwards take? He feels like he's been stabbed in the heart

>>150169422
The lad in here who has a melty every day (probably you). Fair to say he (You) is sensitive

>>150169436
oh well im not your imaginary friend sorry

>>150169429
i'm not the one crying about it in the torygraph
couldn't care less about isak's behaviour as long as he's playing in red come september

Why didn’t Isak submit a transfer request at beginning of the window? Ornstein suggested it had been on the cards for a while

>>150169445
presumably assumed newcastle wouldn't be quite as incompetent as they have been at getting in a replacement

>>150169394
I'm waiting ...

>>150169442
In that case you just have to hope he doesn't do it to Liverpool then when he wants to fuck off to Real Madrid.

>>150169445
Exactly, the story makes no sense otherwise. Submit a transfer request at the start of the window.

>>150169449
Why should Isak care about that?

>>150169445
Why didn't Newcastle sign a striker at the beginning of the window?

Am I wrong thinking Isak hasn’t submitted a transfer request because he wants the cash that comes with a transfer?

>>150169453
>Why should Isak care about that?
the only reason isak's still there is because they haven't been able to source a replacement yet
they'd have sold him weeks ago if they'd managed to get in their #1, 2, or 3 targets

>>150169459
They’ve been trying for a while. I’m only thinking if a transfer is on top of your priorities then maybe do everything you can to make it happen

>>150169463
Nice dodging of the question. If he truly wants out, Newcastle's inability to secure a replacement should have zero influence on submitting a transfer request. So why has he or his agent not done that?

>>150169473
i don't know i'm not him nor his agent
one assumed money

>>150169476
>i don't know
lol

>>150169463
No one wants to play for Newcastle.

>>150169473
He mustn’t truly want out

i feel like transfer requests aren't even really a think any more
when was the last time there was one

>>150169498
Gerrard?
Maybe players don’t do it anymore out of fear what happened to Gerrard? He was promised to have his legs broke by fans if he left. Believe Carragher sent some scousemafia goons to his house too

>>150169506
stevie g never handed in a transfer request

>>150169508
fuck OFF Indy

>>150169508
damn... what a scoop... a bombshell if you will KABOOM

The hit pieces just keep coming

>>150169512
You’re right my mistake. The deal was pretty much done but the fans and Carragher did all that once it emerged in the news he was about to leave

Isak has put way too much pressure on himself to perform now wherever he ends up playing.

>>150169547
It’s never good to drop the professionalism trying to move to another club. Gyokeres the same but he’s old and won’t be moving to another club now

I *need* Isak at Liverpool for this game. I want to hear and see the seething and hatred from the Newcastle fans.

scouse melty

Man U have quietly spent another £200m on shite by the way

Isak is a bloody disgrace why aye pet

When did this thread turn into rawk?

Cold hard fact

Newcastle were never going to sign Ekitike. Nor Sesko. Not Gyokeres. It’s like going on tinder and only swiping the knockout 10/10 women while you’re an OK 6.5/10 at best

>>150169601
the analogy might work if all those players weren't shit

The historic big clubs like Liverpool and Real Madrid tapping up players and getting them to force a move are a far bigger cancer in football than oil clubs like Man City and PSG just throwing oil money at everyone. At least the latter are compensating smaller teams appropriately for their assets.

>>150169608
They’re the best/most wanted strikers available

>>150169617
The former has always been part of the game

>>150169617
Always thought it stunk how Dortmund got the smallest part of the Haaland transfer

>>150169633
Ah yes, the famous Emirates roar.

>>150169621
it breaks down further when ekitike had by all accounts agreed to move but frankfurt turned it down knowing they could get more money, i don't think gyokeres was ever linked either. it's just funny seeing scousers put out as much nonsensical spin as possible

>>150169617
>Giving Newcastle £130m is a cancer to football

>>150169647
have you seen newcastle's nonsensical spin?
they're briefing journos the exact opposite of what their own manager is saying

>>150169643
Errr
It doesn’t have one

>Newcastle staff have found a giant escape tunnel in Alexander Isak’s home
Where he gone?

>>150169655
unless newcastle also thinks a lead striker in the league has the same valuation as a player who scored 10 goals in germany it's irrelevant

>Carlos Baleba has agreed terms with Man United and Brighton are happy with the move as they believe the club will pay very close to their asking price

Its actually happening

>>150169547
Yep. Peak retard behaviour.

>>150169694
>Pay well over the actual value of the player
>"WOW GREAT TRANSFERS!"

Sir Jim's plucky reds in a nutshell.

>>150169694
I don’t baleba it

>>150169707
You now remember Liverpool offering £115M for Caicedo and still getting snubbed

>>150169621
Nah, it was Joao Pedro.

>>150169722
When is Slot booked in at the piano teeth clinic?

Isak is giving us somalis a bad rep tho

>>150169735
Only a matter of time. The scouse are fake on every front.

>>150168920
They will need him, surely their not planning on going into the season with the two shitters from last season

>>150169756
Kek when did Reddit become based

>outbid and offered more salary for Sesko
IT'S DA PSR

>>150169758
Good for them if he stays fit

Current Man United ongoings

>Hojlund loan deal to Italian club
>Baleba permanent signing
>Donnarumma permanent signing
>Garnacho permanent signing to Chelsea

If we also shift that useless cunt Sancho and Antony this is a 10/10 window.

>>150169694
This does affect my earlier conviction in Brighton winning the pl, but they're getting champions league nonetheless

>>150169722
Yeah he snubbed us and we bought Gravenberch for far less who is far better.
Funny how that works. Liverpool are the chosen club.

>>150169795
malaciabros we're staying
now you remember reguilon, dude's still a free agent

>>150169767
I just noticed the uncanny similarity with brendan rodgers

>>150169643
as opposed to the anfield library?

>>150169802
You talk like an Israeli

>>150169307
>he still esl

everyone laughing at newcastle but they're going to show why they're not a fluke and here to stay like a stone in your shoe. I still think they have a mint squad

>>150169767
The only club that offers a higher salary than United is Liverpool. Stop being retarded.

i will sign isak for £50m, no more

>>150169827
In a just world Liverpool would be eternally vilified in this country for setting back English football an entire generation.

>>150169853
Hello Mr Levy

>>150169767
>he actually believes the salaries that Man U quote to their dogs in the media
LMFAO

>>150169850
Lol

Realistically, what options do Newcastle even have? They have to sell him. His value is going to tank to shit if he stays another season and performs relatively poorly. Even then it seem like a lot of the Newcastle team mates are on bad terms with him now. Can't have him in the locker room. The more I think about it, the more I think they should just take the 110 mil. Maybe at deadline day so he integrates into the team a few games later into the season. Keep him in the reserves until then.

>>150169858
>ynr when Levy wanted to swap R9 and £50m for Isak and the media were begging Newcastle to take it because it was a great deal

>>150168997
we don't sign our tweets here

tbf, everyone laughing at Poocastle just shows that everyone here is a sky 6 babby. despicable

Newcastle were have always be irrelevant and continue to be irrelevant.

>>150169795
>a 10/10 window.

>>150169912
Fucking auto correct

Newcastle have always been irrelevant and will continue to be irrelevant*

>Brighton have agreed to sell Baleba to Man Utd for a mere £70m because they don't want to have an Isak-type situation on their hands

we're actually winning

>>150169898
God Six chads never lose

Newcastle are retarded for not snatching Liverpool's hand off as soon as they offered £100m. Isak is a 10-15 goal a season striker. He was elevated to more by sacrificing the performance of the rest of the team. I can't see Liverpool letting him bottleneck their team like that.

>3 hours away from another trophy for the God Six
We just STAY winning lads

>>150169922
>£70m on a literal who?
>Winning

>>150169932
>>150169938
cope he's actually better than Caicedo, 70m smackers is a GREAT deal

>>150169929
I like the way Sdrawde thinks

What happened to the 115 charges?

>>150169951
Which part of "Nothing ever happens." do you not understand?

>>150169951
we don't talk about that round here

>>150169898
That's been obvious for a very long time

>>150169917
>Newcastle have always been --and always will be-- irrelevant
fixed free of charge

>>150169922
>>150169942
Why is Brighton so good at selling?

Liverpool: Alisson; Frimpong, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Szoboszlai, Jones; Salah, Wirtz, Gakpo; Ekitike.

Subs: Mamardashvili, Elliott, Ngumoha, Nyoni, Endo, Mac Allister, Chiesa, Doak, Robertson.

wonder what the aussie thinks about scousers eulogising a bloke who murdered his own brother

>>150170001
>Szoboszlai, Jones
this midfield can't work, can it

>4 new signings in the starting XI
I think they've gone overboard this year with the changes, they'll probably only just about get top 4

>>150170001
Liverpool lineup a huge cry for help to FSG and spend the money on Isak. How are Liverpool supposed to cope with only their 95m and 130m new players up top?

>>150169951
Richard Masters run out of ideas to fulfill the wish of his masters.

>>150169912
And yet here you are seething about them

wonder if the aussie has unclogged any drains around his neighbourhood today

>>150170020
more depth that's the issue right now
only chiesa and doak off the bench

>>150170001
Lol palace are gonna bully that midfield

Jota died? I wish someone had said

matchy >>150170033 >>150170033 >>150170033

>>150169994
>using nonce dashes

>>150159232
They’re going to get relegated you stupid customer

Does PIF not regret buying Newcastle at this point?

that Liverpool attack and especially midfield look kinda mid, not gonna lie. If their new signings don’t gel immediately and Salah is having another banger of a season they could very well struggle to even make top this season.

>>150159123 (OP)
I fucking love /trans/

>>150170066
liverpool have the best midfield in the league

why are the red customers seething so hard today did i miss something

>>150170075
alri curtis

>>150170075
lol

>>150170066
*top 4
>>150170075
*had, it’s a new season anon, lots of things have changed.

>>150170077
Kierflation finally reached Merseyside and they can’t blame the tories this time

I completely agree with Deano on one thing. Sun. If it’s sunny outside I will be in it. Hotter the better. I love the winter too but get me oiled up, out in the heat and loving it

>>150170092
>*had, it’s a new season anon, lots of things have changed.
what's changed
they brought in a new player who's brilliant

>>150170099
just tax the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting

Slot going on a bizarre rant that Liverpool are the only club in the Premier League which sells players
How can anyone even begin to believe this shite? Scousers are a different breed

>>150169947
>>150169947
le matchy

>>150170122
Have you seen the net spend G?

>>150170122
he'll be gone by the end of the season anyway

>>150170122
Are the managers like this before they arrive or does being infected with the Scouse bring it out of them?

>Newcasissies are now BEGGING Indy to stop reporting on how cucked their club is
lmfaooooooo

>>150170257
Indy is such a shit stirrer kek

>>150170122
>>150170234
That never happened.
You people are deranged.

>>150170268
Shit his pants when Jacobs put him on the spot. My estimation of Indy as man fucking plummeted when that happened.

no one cares about indykaila
only ever gets posted here

>>150170103
Arsenal have the best midfield in the Prem now.

>>150170299
With eze i agree. Maybe nwanari. But odegaard isn't good anymore.

>>150170059
Liverpool? We know.

How many minutes of silence for a bad driver?

>>150170234
By the way it did happen and of course the Livercunt would deny it
Slot said at least 3 times over that Liverpool are unlike other PL clubs in that they actually sell players, was all arrogant about it as well. TNT didn't dare call him a liar because he also kept mentioning Jota

>Can’t score headers
>Going to flop at cross-heavy Arsenal
Apologize. Also, speaking of cross, it’s Sunday. You better all have attended Catholic Mass today.

>>150170609
you are a massive gaylord janny imagine being an american arsenal customer and "moderating" an anime website for free

Hope Palace lose Eze, Guehi, Mateta, and Wharton and get relegated now.
Scum club.

>>150170657
how do you know he's a janny? this is the second time you've pointed the finger at him

Ekitike already paying for himself

huh it streamed in youtube

>>150170281
Shut up Ben

>>150170257
Can guarantee the sad cunt sent it to himself off a burner account.

Also Liverpool fans once again the apparent arbiters of morals in football.

>Liverpool fans booing national anthem
????
Labour won. I thought they were happy now?

>>150171175
>boo national anthem
>pikachuface.jpg when the Jota """silence""" gets booed
Shame the opening away game at Anfield is fucking Mememouth. Imagine if it had been Lelds.

>>150170735
is it kill?

>>150171206
Wasn't there one who defended the booing of something by Liverpool and then cried when that same kind of something was booed by opposing fans against Liverpool a while later?

How did Liverpool get Frimpong for less than that 40million
What a steal

>>150171206
what's the message being send when you boo a minute's silence for a dead footballer?

kek

>>150171206
I don’t understand the logic with Liverpool fans. They’re proud of where they’re from on a small scale (Liverpool) and on the huge scale (Europe/pro EU) but to suggest they’re proud of English it’s a no no

>>150171362
Sounds based to me

>>150171362
Even more bizarre is that they cry physical tears when any of their overrated shitters DON'T get picked for England.

Will be a terrible season for ABLers

>the Frimpong goal was a slight deflection
>occurred on 20th minute
>Liverpool fans have interpreted it as a shots goal from beyond the grave
ok now this is kino

>>150171401
there was no deflection blindlad

>>150171411
Should go down as a Jota goal end of

>>150171291
Frimpong had a release clause. Leverkusen made up for it on wirtz

>>150171447
Liverpool made up for that with Quansah

>>150171447
>>150171529
All this dodgy dealing and ten hag gets the shit end of the stick

>>150171475
>Be smart
>Don't give Liverpool everything they want just because they demand it and are perpetual victims
>Scousers cry and seethe
>Even the ones who weren't born when Thatcher was in power
>Even the ones who aren't from this country when Thatcher was in power
>Even the ones who weren't born or from this country when Thatcher was in power
No wonder I tell people I'm from Wigan.

>>150171549
Because Ten Fraud is a hack

>>150171604
Wow. Liverpool still get ref favours

I think it's more likely that the camelfuckers order a decapitation on Isak than letting him get a transfer

This liverpool team isnt winning the league

>>150171628
this liverpool team plus mac plus grav plus isak plus guehi

>>150171640
>yeah but if we spend another 200m
well ok I guess

>>150171626
Nah what will happen is
>PIF won't allow Isak to leave this summer
>PIF immediately pressure the independent body when they start
>PSR rules are removed and it's now a more level playing field
>Newcastle buy a load of mercs for big money and put them on big wages
>Make Isak train with the kids for the final 2.5 years of his contract to make an example out of him
>Liverpool finally get their man and because there's no signing fee they put him on £700kpw
>Plays like prime Carlton Cole for two months
>Then does his hamstring

>>150171475
>butthurt about something that happened 4 decades ago
fucking hell

this bench is a bit light no?

>>150171856
yes
liverpool need a minimum of one centre half and two forwards

>>150171881
tbf their squad is almost always 1 salah injury away from mediocrity but salah never gets injured

>Liverpool spent 500 million to draw with Shitsal Poolace
HAHAHAHAHAHA

owlbros we are so back

how was that handball not a pen?
genuinely asking

liverpool need to spend another 500m if they want to defend the league

>>150172297
They change the handball rule almost every year. It might be that they have decided to not give those this season. Only reason I can come up with that makes sense.

>Thiaw deal nearly done
Will this convince Isak to stay?

The penalty shoot out is where having a bunch of black players in the team is a major drawback. Palace are fucked.

>>150171299
>a dead footballer
He murdered his own brother. Deserves no respect at all.

>Liverpool are so shit after spending 500 million that they’ve had to rig a community shield for them
Deary, deary, deary me

>>150172449
>
OH DEAR OH DEAR

SCREAMING

quintuple dreams over

Geordie Bastard about to go into peak Liverpool defence mode

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEY SPENT 500M BRITISH POUNDS

>didnt win every trophy after breaking the transfer window record
Season's barely even started and they've already failed and flopped

Was there extra time after full time or did it go straight to penalties?

>>150172449
That's embarrassing innit

>>150172677
straight 2 penalties (thankfully)

what did he mean by this

>>150172677
Goes straight to penalties now

massive reinforcements are desperately needed

who cares if we lose a friendly

Anyone realise PGMOL were working overtime to cover for Liverpool? Handball not given and then alisson being a yard off his line not given either. They're not even trying to hide it at this point.

>>150172734
HOWLING AT THE SCOUSE COPE

>>150172691
>>150172723
Thanks. Only tuned in when Sarr was taking his so I didn't know

>>150172735
>a yard

Liverpool are shit

What if Slotto just spends another £500m?

>no Marmiteashvili
>no Bradley
>no Robbo
>no Macca
>no Gravenberch
>no Rio
>no Isak

Congrats on beating Liverpool B team in a pre-season friendly Shitstal Palace

Half a billion spent (so far)
Refs ignoring blatant handballs
Lose

>>150172816
ABSOLUTELY RAGING

>>150172816
TRUE

NEW:
>>150172821
>>150172821
>>150172821
>>150172821

I have some things to get off my chest after what I just witnessed...shan't be doing it in a dying thread thoughever

>>150172816
SEETHING IRISH NONCE

>>150172859
No one cares, kill yourself.

>>150172708
BOSS

We should have never given Salah a big contract. He's absolutely useless.

>>150164479
شكرا لاهتمامك أخي