Thread 150161726

NFL Preseason Week 1
7pm ET

We fans need a preseason to get into regular season shape too. Pretend it's the regular season.
What are we eating tonight?

I hope Jalen Ramsey tears his ACL

Steelers suck and Shadman will own them soon

>>150161919
I'm hoping some fans fall to their death from the stands, coaches have strokes, and some players break their necks and have get disemboweled our there.

Let's hope for some meningitis infections in the locker room.

/pw/ here, watching to support tonedog

>>150161998
Whatever helps you cope.

My Chiefs would booty blast both these shit teams.

>>150162063
My Bootyblasts would chief both of these teams

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

>>150162063
my bootyblasts would rekt all these shit anime girls

>>150161998
I'm sure this will work when it's not the Panthers backups playing

Hunter will either have a TD or a pick before he goes out

hunter was worth moving up for

That was a great hit

>>150162455
I hate how the blockers aren't allowed to do crack back blocks. What a shame

>>150162571
He was it not considered a "defenseless receiver"?

Is there a Steelers stream? I can only find Jags

>>150161998
>shadman

>>150162588
Honestly because he got back up lol. That's 100% a clean hit though. It was to the stomach and chest, his head was to the side, the receiver had his head turned forward. What do you want the defense to do there?

>>150162572
Crack backs were the best part of some games. They get paid millions of dollars they should know to their heads on a swivel. You learn that shit in peewee.

>>150162675
Blow on the ball

rasm

get this nazi rudolph off my screen

where's the stream, of course it's fucking blacked out for me.

>>150162687
Same with kickoffs. Old kickoffs were better. Crackback blocks were another source of exhilaration for the fans and a way to shift momentum too.

>>150162664
the jaguars catgirls are always the best ones posted on /nfl/

>>150162738
https://www(dot)vipboxtv(dot)sk/

BACK OFF I'LL TAKE YOU ON
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE

Ok, checking in, what have I missed?

>>150162721
stfu, nigger.

>>150162787
Mason Rudolph did a Nazi salute and the crowd went crazy.

Just got back from a blowbang at the gay club. How's my steelers doing?

Rudolph is a high quality backup, keep him here.

>STILL haven't figured out the pre-snap issues in the secondary
another 4-13 year boys

MASON ADOLPH STRIKES AGAIN

>>150162830
I bet that felt good as hell. A couple of players had their dicks flop out of their pants. The Black guys had predictably huge dicks

>>150162787
Steelers mostly backup D held T Law and Jags starters to a FG. Funny mustache man led a really nice drive to score. Converted a 2nd and 19 to 3rd and 4 and then got the first. Threw a nice pass over a DB to Washington who apparently learned to high point balls finally. Good pass, good catch, pretty happy with everything so far.

>>150162843
You like 4-13 year old boys? Disgusting

>>150162890
Has Hunter done anything? Playing on O or D?

Sound cut out for me on streameast

Hamburgers make me tired

>>150162903
nah

>>150162903
He has like 2 or 3 catches. Dunno if they'll play him on defense, he's listed as the second string CB1 so maybe he'll be out on the next drive

>>150162970
Has he played any snaps? Which side of the ball?

>>150162903
Not really. He had two catches which were easy underneath routes. Nothing to get excited about, nothing to criticize.

>>150162772
thanks man but am i retarded or is this not working at all. every link to start a stream does nothing but show "Technical issues". what the hell am i doing wrong?

Tank Bigsby shouldn't even be playing right now he's better in every way than Travis Shitienne

>>150163022
https(:)//thetvapp(dot)to/

>Team makes retard mistakes in the preseason
>Commentators do their best to save face "w-well it's the stuff y-you clean up"
>It carries over into the regular season
Vintage Jaguarslop

Why do I get so tired from eating a hamburger?

I hate the kickoffs

Hunter is on defense now

>>150163181
Those vehicles are so unnecessarily loud

>>150163050
Thanks!!

Does Hunter go both ways sexually too?

>>150163219
hes just bi-curious

glad to finally be watching my steelies, been a long fucking offseason

PHYSICAL

logan cooke is unironically a hall of fame punter

is /ourguy/ in the game yet?

>Coughlin still alive
>Coughlin allowed in the building after 2019

>>150163150
They somehow always get worse and worse. They used to feel like two advancing armies clashing together.

Will Howard was suppose to be in
this isn't fair I wanted to see him play

Soon.
>in b4 b-b-b-b-but it's pre-season!!!

>>150163369
he hurt his bussy this week
>>150163390
wrong thread

the jaguars legit have an IQ problem on defense

LEG DRAGON ATTEMPT INCOMING

>70 yards
holy fuck

that's really a record fg?

ho lee fuk from the 40

>>150163692
>preseason
Doesn't count

>cam little still won't have 99 kick power in madden
lel

>>150163939
Anon here >>150163844 is right though

>>150163968
most kickers can kick a 70 yarder off of a tee, very very few can kick a 70 yarder off of a snap against block defense which is why you just saw it for the first time in a pro football game today

>3rd stringers and camp bodies are in
it's ogre stoolerniggers you lost

so Steelers are going to the superbowl confirmed

>>150164417
Aaron is winning his 2nd and riding off into the sunset.

Skylar is HIM

i like how you can tell the jaguars defense has nobody of value on it because the backups are even worse
this is legitimately the best they can do

I missed the field goal

>>150165455
even 1 missed field goal could get you cut from the team
better luck next year