Thread 150161967

My Steelers :)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

KANGZ

This anon made his thread first. Use this
>>150161971
>>150161971
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>>150162041
ok

>>150161975
wait until they miss the playoffs and reid retires

>>150163904
They won't.

Women have a couple of bags of flesh hanging off their front and it drives me crazy and it makes my wiener hard

Any ancient gamer oldfags remember this game?

>jags josh allen is now josh "hines-allen"
did this fucking faggot's long longest daddy comeback now that he's making it big and this fag wants to pretend that he's has a loving mommy and daddy despite the truth and he is assmad that the real Josh Allen gets all of the media attention because he is plugging some dumb random yid bitch???

>>150167265
Bro that was so long ago.

>>150167257
Iktfb my willy winky gets all funny when I look at this webm

>>150167318
abella danger got a boob job?

>>150167318
Who

>>150167344
Coach Primate

>>150167355
Yeah, probably a good thing you posted that on your alt account

>>150167355
And there it is

I predict 10 broken fibulas week 1

>>150167441
all on the lions defense

>>150161967 (OP)
pussy bitch OP

I missed all of the games today, anything interesting?

>>150167514
packers are fucking shit

>>150167514
It’s preseason

>noiners
Why not even give Purdy a few reps?

>>150167514
JJ Mcsharty looked like shit. Must not have meditated for long enough pre game

>>150161967 (OP)
So how're we ranking the rookie QBs Week 1 performances? for me its
Dart>Sanders>Milroe>Cam

>>150167534
Over/under on Howell starting regular season game 1?

>refs are now tackling players on the sidelines
This is getting out of hand

>>150167534
where's your gay little cuckname? put it on so I can go back to filtering your retard ass. I don't need to hear about how much you know balls tonight. you're clearly not getting laid or spending time with friends tonight, so your opinions don't matter if real breathing people don't want to be around you. call your mom and ask her to pay your rent for another month then kill yourself

>>150167539
Howell sucks dog asshole if he has to start games for them they're beyond fucked

>>150167561
Zamn!! This sounds like it was typed by an obsessed kike with a mutilated tranny dick ngl. Very plonked indeed

>My Bills play the Bucs in the preseason and in the regular season?

Why is this allowed? No offense to the Bucs but wouldn't it be better for both teams if we just didn't? Seems like bs

>>150167514
Reffie threw a flag on CD Lamb after he crashed into him on the sideline

>>150167570
>someone made fun of me I should talk about their penis!

yeah dude, that's what people with friends and sexual partners totally say on a daily basis. how many nights of calling you out will it take before you finally kys?

>>150167582
>that's what people with friends and sexual partners totally say on a daily basis.

And this >>150167561 is something someone who has those things would spend their time typing out? Lmfao get some self awareness. You're obsessed with someone you've never met. You've made up an entire lore about me. I really mindbroke you with pic related didn't I? Get some bitches you'll feel better

>>150167570
uh oh! didgeridipshit is thinking about dicks again! someone sure is obsessed with Jews even though they don't have any down in cuckland. very concerning indeed...

All I ever wanted was to live in a small town with a cute and wholesome wife and eat pizza with her at the local bar

>>150167593
that's the same screenshot you posted last time I called you out! you haven't even gotten a new message since then? sad! this sad little cuck still posting stock messages from r/tinder and pretending like they're sent to him!

awww, lonely guy. post the picture of a random pizza again and tell us about the time you went to New York

hahahahahahahaha I'm sorry it's just that you are so fucking PATHETIC

>>150167581
Reffie was hoping to put CD on IR and frame it as a flag

Broncos need Nix to have more reps in the preseason, Stidham looked better than him

>>150167618
Nix is gonna have a hell of sophomore slump. Can’t wait to watch Perna complete sudoku on live YouTube.

>>150167627
Show her belly

No, it doesn’t matter that Octavian has 7 victories, including one where he killed Gaius in the gladiatorial ring, and Gaius only had 3. Gaius was clearly on pace to surpass Octavian so clearly, he is the superior gladiator.
Everyone knows Gaius will maintain his level of “dominance” over the other gladiators. Gladiators never get injured. Gladiators never get killed. Gladiators are robots completely impervious to injuries, illnesses, and the gradual fatigue of aging, and the quality of their performances will never deteriorate. Even though in 2 of his last 3 victories, he didn’t actually manage to murder his adversary and was merely favored by the Emperor, who clearly had a vested interest in propping up Gaius as “the next Octavian”. Gaius’s 3 victories are clearly more impressive than Octavian’s 7.

Never heard of Sherfield Sr before but he seems pretty good

I'm drunk

>>150167643
>MMXXV
>shilling for Gaivs the Gay
Let it go lil frater

>>150167643
I know you wrote all this thinking it was very clever, but honestly you're a sperg and anyone posting about Brady or Mahomes at this point should just be banned. no one gives a shit. there's not a single stat that hasn't been posted here and yet you continue to spam shit as if someone will change their mind because of it.

>>150167514
Shadeur’s impressive NFL debut against the Panthers has the usual suspects on suicide watch.

>>150167658
What did you drink?

>>150167658
I'd succ

>>150167666
Shut the fuck up Satan

>>150167581
And they say the league isn't out to get Dallas

>>150167668
anyone with two brain cells wasn't impressed. the Panthers have an awful defense and Shitter didn't do anything besides "be decent." I hope the Browns go all in on him because it's what they deserve if they sincerely fall for his mediocrity, and that's being generous

>>150167666
nta but I thought it was pretty clever, he owned the Indian statmutt epic style with that analogy

No wonder Purdy didn't touch the ball today. Broncos defense is gonna bring us back to the good old bounty gate days

>>150167676
lmao I made the retard Aussie rage quit and then I got Satan trips I'm on a fucking roll tonight

>>150167688
Imagine that nigger Payton pulling that shit again

>>150167581
He's like a solid 2 or 3 feet away from the field on the sidelines kek that reffie just had his ego hurt

lil bro in his bag after 1 preseason game

yall aint ready for the justin fields jets

>>150167693
Please don’t spread misinformation on /nfl/. You owned the kiwicel, not an Australian.

>>150167705
How are you posting from Gaza

>>150167697
whew, thank goodness that nipple is covered up otherwise this be'd porn on a blue board!

>>150167686
he owned him? stat retard posts the same things every thread and this guy reposts the same counterargument. they're both beyond sperg. using ChatGPT to rewrite your argument using ancient Greek characters to sound more intelligent is truly autistic behavior and should not be rewarded any more than the Mahomes poster. wild to me how little the mods do on this site desu

>>150167711
United Arab Emirates, not Palestine.

>>150167720
Same thing, retard

>>150167720
Does it matter?

>>150167718
I didn’t use chatgpt to write that, sounds like a self-report on your end lil bro. Not all of us outsource all of their thinking to an AI.
Also Octavian and Gaius are generic ancient Roman names, not Greek names you fucking retard.

>>150167707
I don't even offer him the courtesy of getting his country right, he's such a fucking loser. if the mods weren't so goddamn useless the entire southern hemisphere could have been range banned just to get him off this site. he should be bullied and mocked to the point of suicide and anyone who responds to him with anything less is an accomplice in his bullshit I just cannot take his flag and his dumbfuckery anymore

Broncos need a new punter. That Aussie sucks.

>>150167698
i love it when the reffies throw flags out of embarrassment. the reffie in this clip threw a flag for unsportsmanlike conduct after he fell down on his own

>>150167734
whatever dude you're the one obsessed with defending Tom Brady on a Laotian fingerbox hobbyist forum. Sorry I don't give enough of a fuck to pat you on the back for rewriting an empty argument you spam here daily over and over but changed the proper nouns up to sound less autistic. that Brady statue sad AF and you're probably jizzing to it rn

>>150167737
kiwibitch admitted to buying numerous SIM cards to evade range bans lmao

Is Joe Flacco the epitome the of players who could have been elite if they actually cared about it?

How did travis kelce look? please dont say washed

Wash this bussy

>>150167753
I think Jeff George was the king of wasted potential. that dude had the most ridiculous arm

>>150167755
Laundered

>>150167753
He did have the most elite single playoff campaign since Montana so he was the epitome of elite at his peak

>>150167753
Jay Cutler

>>150167753
Maybe Cutler.

>>150161967 (OP)
My wife forces me to walk around the house wearing a cock cage and with my bare ass hanging out of my shorts.

>>150167768
Right, Jeff George was legendary but young kids just know about JaMarcus Russell who the kids don't realize wasn't even on the level of Jameis Winston as a prospect. The famous debacle the was the Raiders reaching on a total ? Just because he had physical attributes. But Jameis, they had so many people that considered him an elite prospect, including Gruden, they almost had me convinced (Jameis was apparently elite with his x's and o's, whiteboard work, and had been so since he was a kid... on top of being JaMarcus Russell tier with the physical attributes. I wasn't overly impressed with either in college, but JaMarcus Russell was just a solid college QB while Jameis was one of the most successful and decorated college QBs to play the game)

But yeah I hadn't heard Jeff George until they asked Brady who had the best arm in NFL history. He had with Marino, Stafford, Josh Allen, Rodgers....and Jeff George

>>150167768
Wasn't he just a massive asshole?

>>150167837
Why don’t you just rape her

>>150167776
That was a legendary playoff run. I still think about that Denver game.

>>150167768
I don't thinknhe suffered cause he didn't care, I just think he was a dick. It's not that he didn't want to do better, he just couldn't figure out how.

How did Shamar Stewart do?

>>150167875
Mid ngl

>>150167846
yeah he was notoriously difficult to work with.

>>150167851
He said he's wearing a cock cage. Some you can force in there but some extend around you and are more like a hula hoop than a helmet if you know what I mean. It'd be like trying to force a car bumper into her coochi sideways

>>150167534
So did Riley Leonard...

>>150167593
This is extra lame even for you. Having sex isn't a major accomplishment, but here you are posting this again. Act like you've been there before, for God's sake...

>>150167593
>Get some bitches you'll feel better
JFFM needs to take this words to heart

>>150167562
Darnold is shit too and they won games with him. Not games that mattered but you know it's the Vikings so that's expected regardless of the qb.

>>150167875
He had a 10% win rate vs Mike Green’s 50% win rate so I think we know who won the edge rusher draft in the AFCN

>>150167593
>edited out the date
you are an unemployed NEET who post on /sp/ all day and have been single for years

>>150167603
My parents had that exact life in college, they took me to the small town and showed me the pizza and beer place that was their go-to place and it was peak comfy, like out of a movie. They were both fat my whole life but later in life I came across pics of them in college and Dad was lean and lanky and Mom was was in Daisy Dukes and a small white halter and wow was her body smoking hot. No wonder Dad would still flirt with her, he remembered how she used to look. But yeah, life is tough, marriage is tough, kids are tough, a handful of people living in one house is tough, and even an upper middle class income doesn't go far so they fought a lot and those small town pizza days were a distant memory, a whole different life

>>150167961
Post mom

>>150167837
That's so hot

>>150167961
You sound like you might've masturbated to your mom's old pics.

>>150167977
Thats why I want him to post them

>>150167961
My parents met when they were in HS and they showed me the diner they'd eat at after school and the spot on the train station they'd stand together at

>>150167936
Oh yeah, that's true. Someone brought this up last time too. Knowing his level of narcissism, you'd think he would take a new screenshot with proof (the date included) if he could prove this wrong. The fact that he didn't is certainly suspicious.

>>150167977
They weren't that hot, just a hottie in jeans shorts standing there by some dude. I grew up with internet so I need a lot more than that to make my dick twitch. Now yeah it it was a pic of her on all fours ass up all sexy, that might make my dick twitch but I'd have to go find something else like a video of Dad pounding her asshole raw like that porno Dad had on his computer to get going

>>150167673
Tequila

>>150168018
NTA but my parents were pretty hot around the time they had me. I'd kill to find they video of them making me

>>150167961
Sounds like your parents had an awesome youth. A reminder that we should not let our youth go to waste.

>>150167698
>standing on the white line is fine
>outside of the designated sideline zone
oof

>>150168034
How old are you?

>>150161974
holy based

>>150167837
Go Cowboys btw

>>150167265
Mahomes could be a total flop soon now that he's 30 and Kelce is almost done
But if Mahomes manages to finish his career well enough to put him up there with Elway, then that Super Bowl should down alongside Doug Williams' 42-10 trashing of Elway & the Broncos

>>150167280
Josh Allen should’ve changed his name after they lost to Urban Meyer where the other Josh Allen picked him off and strip sacked him

I want to have sex with Kay Adams

>>150168144
same

>>150168144
why are UAB posters so much more chill than saudi posters
what makes you guys so different

>>150167593
Now post the response you sent to her kiwi

>>150168055
And what ethnicity and background, so many questions. But yeah could be he's a college freshman who didn't have any friends of family that drank so it's all brand new to him. Our could be they went to s Mexican restaurant or Mexican themed party

>>150161967 (OP)
>DID YOU SEE THE NEGRO PASS FOR 100 YARDS AGAINST BACKUPS?
>HE SHOULD BE A STARTER

>>150168152
You don't understand chill

>Touchbacks now go to the 35 yard line
Does anyone else think this is absolutely retarded. Long drives and long plays starting from the 20 was kino. Are they just trying to create high scoring zoomerslop games to appeal to the population's brainrot or what? Then again, this also dissuades kickers from just booting it for touchbacks all the time and gives potential for return game kino.

>>150168144
She looks like she'd look good with a Middle Eastern man. But if you could get a harem of girls twice as hot / beautiful as her and Taylor (and no I don't mean by suicide bombing your way, I mean right now )

Has there ever been a more fraudulent 15 win team than the 2024 Kansas shitty queefs?

>>150168182
devin hester would brutally rape the league with under these new touchback rules

>>150168189
Brady already got his face fixed but did he get his ears fixed yet?

>>150168201
>bogged.jpg
Imagine being born with a face that puts you in the upper echelon of attraction but then you ruin it with plastic surgery since you're having a midage crisis from being cucked by a young brazilian bull.

Coach primate

So many team logos in the NFL look ass

>>150168144
>>150168150
>>150168152
>>150168186
She's spoken for.

>>150168402
You know she tries to look playful but this shit genuinely turns women on. Any type of physical contact with a man is impossible for them to interpret without lust.

>>150168363
coward

What's the verdict on Cam Ward?

>>150168511
Black

Why didn’t my Chiefs get blown out like the Lions?

>>150168191
he wouldn't because you aren't allowed to block like they were for him

>>150168152
We have a more relaxed approach to religion and western people basically

Its gonna be our year jaguarbros...

>>150168182
I hated it at first but it's so punitive it doesn't seem like kickers even mess around with the end zone now. It's probably better than anything since the original 20 rule, which was soft punishment for getting scored on. starting at the 35 vs 20 makes scoring a lot less valuable all things being equal though

>>150169232
>starting at the 35 vs 20 makes scoring a lot less valuable all things being equal though

then dont kick it out of bounds

>>150169273
sure but theyre starting at the 30 on average so far trying to avoid it so it's pretty gay but maybe that's because it's preseason slop

>multiple overthrows/underthrows and two should have been INTs
>running around like a retard tacking sacks just like college
>both TDs gifted to him by defensive turnovers near the end zone
>chimps at team mate
>''PERFORMANCE OF THE CENTURY START HIM WEEK 1''

bros...i have black qb fatigue...

It sure is a good thing preseason doesn't matter or count, huh.

>>150169325
he sucks dick in the regular season and post season too, bitch.

Wake up
Live someone else's dream

>>150169318
>don't count sacks in your stats for some reason
>have zero hand eye coordination blaccbois on defense that can't catch even with tar gloves and melted footballs because muh 40 speed
how 75% of black QBs survive the league

The NFLPA kinda sucks but I don't think the players deserve better.

>>150169357
80% of the voters have zero job security and they also get worked they should only get half the revenue like the 3 marathonslop sports

>>150169385
That's a man.

>>150169357
yeah, but at least can "smoke dey weed" and pick any number now.

>>150169341
I mean if he makes it to the postseason he can't be all that bad.

>>150169457
>i mean
>packtard speaking like a 12-year old girl

>>150169492
>no argument
>mind immediately goes to young girls
I accept your concession, pedo.

>>150169519
Yawn. keep seething, packturd.

>>150169385
You just know there's brown skids in those panties

Chiefs? Bills? Ravens? Dem Boyz? Heh... for me... it's the Reffies

>game in less than 5 hours!
>it's dolphins-bears

>>150169704
>preseason

Did Lameme buckbreak the league or something? This era of failed black project QBs needs to end.

>>150169718
Honestly these preseason games are a fucking joke and I wish I wasn't compelled to watch them

>>150169798
i only watch so i can see which rookies i should take in fantasy with my last couple of picks.

>>150169385
Gross trailer trash

>>150169798
>compelled to watch them
why? what have you ever learned from them?

>>150169788
football has never understood its most important position at all

>>150169788
Yeah I can't think of any teams that won the super bowl with a black qb

>>150169885
oh, hi, roger goydell. you're up early.

>one preseason
>THIS PLAYER HAS THE MAKINGS OF AN ALL PRO!
Every year and no one ever fucking learns

>>150169924
Tom Cruise never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>150169788
The black qb project started with vick and has gotten progressively worse with each year. Lameme is the only actual talented qb that comes close to the hype after all these years (mutthomes doesnt count)

>>150169924
i have a nephew whos never had the makings of a varsity athlete hes always been bitter about it

>>150170057
he said black qb

>>150170057
And

>>150170100
CFL transplants aren't welcome

>>150169855
I just like analyzing the strategy and plays but even these games suck for that

>>150170132
>CFL and NFL Hall of Famer
Oh, he's welcome.

>>150167355
>Coach Primate

>>150167697
What is she doing?

>>150168144
>Kay Adams
What is her race?

My Rammies :)

>>150170343
owesmesexanese

>>150169924
It's usually a QB: Purdy, Prescott, Russell Wilson, etc all showed out in the pre-season and became all pro's.

>>150169704
I'll be curious to see how Ewers plays, reports out of South Beach say he's been lighting it up at camp

>>150170453
I watched him at Texas and didn't think he was that bad that he should be drafted in the 7th

hide your mom, hide your aunt, because zachary kapono wilson is playing football today

>>150170343
Polish. Her real name is Dorothy Konopka and her sister is Sylvia Wrobel
daughter of Polish immigrants to Chicago, which has a massive Polish population (who produced Duke's iconic "Coach K" Krzyzewski). They raised her speaking Polish as a second language. Polish is now the fourth most widely spoken language in Chicago behind English, Spanish, and Mandarin. Chicago is famous for polish sausages, polish churches, polish festivals, etc. Then she went to Mizzou, was a bartender at a sports bar fucking frat guys, then became an in-game host for the St Louis Cardinals

>>150170641
Is that real Wikipedia doesnt show that

>wipes Texan blood off my dick
>JJ didn't even play and is ready in reserve
alright, who's next?

>>150170517
He's high ceiling, he just has a minor addiction to choking on his own penis. I'd rate him way higher than Carson Wreck

>>150170517
Maybe he'll end up being McDaniel's Purdy. I'm expecting Tua to get hurt at some point which will open the door for Wilson or Ewers to show what they're made of.

>>150170736
Wikipedia editors don't care about Jay Adams that much then. She's a very minor figure in the US, only the tiny slice of the US that watches NFL regularly know who she is

>"Funny enough, between the two of us, people believe I'm the one with a fake name."
>Kay didn't react and moved on with the fantasy football segment.
>But it revealed a little-known fact about the popular sports host.

>>150167843
Sonny Jurgensen was widely thought to be the best pure passer in history but he didn't have a rocket arm

>>150167843
Jeff George also had a weird way of throwing the ball, where he put his pointer finger on the tip of the ball. I imagine he could've thrown even harder and faster if he didn't do it like that.

The most reliable run I've found in Madden so far is Inside Zone from the Shotgun Doubles Offset formation. In fact, it's the only running play I'm 100% confident in I can pick up 4 yards consistently.

>>150171176
>he's still playing a game by a lgbtqiaqwerty+ award winning juggernaut with an engine designed by a swedish company for a fps in 2005

>>150171176
Front Office Football 8 > any Madden game

>>150171208
Wooooo ho ho ho ha ha ha ha!

>>150171207
NFL 2K5 and APF 2K8's playbooks are just too outdated at this point for me.

Panthers gonna have an elite 9-8 season

Ler's not coronate Shadeur yet. One game against backups on the worst defense in the NFL does not a Pro Bowl make.

>>150171265
Can you make your own plays/playbooks in those games? I can't remember.

>>150171273
Based

>>150171273
Adam Thielen will win mvp

>>150171287
>me punch helmet
>me win fight
Dumbasses

>>150171303
Yes you can. I always make my own playbook.

>>150171314
For a WR to win MVP he'd need some ridiculous 2500 yard season and 20 TDs cause he's not a QB

>>150171337
2100 yards, 20 receiving TDs

>>150171287
I'm not ready to crown his ass.

>>150171207
Game Engine
With the release of Madden NFL 18 in 2017, the Madden NFL series transitioned to Frostbite (a new version of Frostbite 3 rebranded simply as "Frostbite" ... The new engine version, developed specifically for Battlefield 2042, took 18 months of development time). In May 2016, EA announced it had formed Frostbite Labs, a dedicated research division focusing on the development of the Frostbite engine as well as its use in future technological innovations such as VR experiences, neural networks and machine learning. Frostbite Labs is composed of a team of 30 to 40 developers operating in two offices, one in Stockholm, Sweden and the other in Vancouver, Canada.

The numerous EA games using Frostbite include Madden 18 to 26

Madden 15-17 used the EA Sports Ignite game engine

>>150171287
28 is gonna be elite with that impossible center of gravity and Myles Garrett's trademark neutralization

>>150171337
aight bet

>>150171374
kek what a long dead bitch

>>150171477
Based. Thielen was on a 105 catch/11 TD pace in his last six games.

is gayleb playing?

>>150171477
If old man Thielen has the best WR year ever I'll kill myself and stream it
Cap this

>>150170776
JJ is gonna rape Gayleb's bussy

>>150169981
>started with vick
why did you even bother?

>>150167534
You either didn't watch the game or don't know ball.
He had one bad throw accuracy wise tbqhwy, but everything else about his game looked great

>>150171703
Is that his bad throw?

THE Denver Broncos

suck lol

>>150171747
No, that's an elite throw, only reason addison had to jump for it was he was held on his break by the defender.
The bad throw was when he sailed lucky jackson

^succ me lol^

Cam Newton is going to be enshrined in Canton next year r-right?

>>150171287
people were søyfacing like this over dtr's preseason performances two years ago and he turned out to be one of the most pitiful qbs to take an nfl snap in the modern era. shedeur cleared the bar of "at least he's not christian hackenberg", good on him, we now know he can at least stick around as a backup for a few years, but he still has a ton to prove

>>150171747
No...?

How jacked are Viking fans right now?

The JJ McCarthy drive (also the opening drive of the game)

1st & 10 at MIN 12
(14:54 - 1st) J.Mason right tackle to MIN 13 for 1 yard (J.Smith)

2nd & 9 at MIN 13
(14:19 - 1st) J.McCarthy pass short left to J.Addison to MIN 18 for 5 yards (R.Yeast).

3rd & 4 at MIN 18
(13:41 - 1st) (Shotgun) J.McCarthy pass short left to J.Addison to MIN 28 for 10 yards AND A FIRST DOOOOOOWN (J.Hansen; D.Ross).
BOOOOOOOOOOOM

1st & 10 at MIN 28
(12:59 - 1st) J.Mason up the middle to MIN 33 for 5 yards (D.Taylor).

2nd & 5 at MIN 33

(12:17 - 1st) J.McCarthy pass deep left to J.Addison to HST 49 for 18 yards (D.Ross). HST-D.Taylor was injured during the play.

LEGEND!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER FIRST DOOOOOOWN!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!

1st & 10 at HOU 49
(11:57 - 1st) Official Timeout at 11:57.

1st & 10 at HOU 49
(11:54 - 1st) J.Mason left tackle to HST 40 for 9 yards (N.Niemann).

2nd & 1 at HOU 40
(11:12 - 1st) J.McCarthy pass short right to C.Ham to HST 43 for -3 yards (E.Speed).

3rd & 4 at HOU 43
(10:32 - 1st) (Shotgun) J.McCarthy pass incomplete deep middle to L.Jackson.

4th & 4 at HOU 43
(10:27 - 1st) (Shotgun) J.McCarthy scrambles right end ran ob at HST 35 for 8 yards (S.Byrd).


HORRRRY SHEET JJ IS THE TRUTH! WE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!

1st & 10 at HOU 35
(9:47 - 1st) J.McCarthy pass incomplete short left to J.Addison (C.Toohill).

2nd & 10 at HOU 35
(9:45 - 1st) J.Mason right guard to HST 30 for 5 yards (J.Tafuna).

3rd & 5 at HOU 30
(9:05 - 1st) (Shotgun) J.McCarthy pass incomplete short middle to J.Mason (E.Speed) [T.Togiai].

4th & 5 at HOU 30
(8:57 - 1st) W.Reichard 48 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-A.DePaola, Holder-R.Wright.

take a bath little bro

>>150171944
Not sure Cam has the pedigree for Canton
He had 1 crazy good year and that's about it

>>150172054
>>150172081
You two might want to go to church today like everyone else. You won't be so upset at everything and you'll feel connected to the community

>"haha Sanders is going to get btfo I can already hear the preseason cope from a mile away!"
>sanders has a good preseason game
"I-Its just preseason!"

>>150172216
this, racist retards here ( notably the kiwi ) are awfully quiet, them birds ain't chirping this sunday morning mhmm

>Black person
Nigger
>Black person on my favorite team
Honorary white
Simple as

>>150172248
kiwi I don't think is racist, he's just a dick (he shows signs sometimes of trying to work on it, but it's just the way he was raised). For example he loves Hurts and Milroe to death. Lamar is his favorite team's QB. He just hates on Sanders because he is competing against two of his loved ones (the Ravens and Joe Flacco)

>>150172367
I would say he's more of a faggot, technically speaking.

>>150172393
Good news is he's not posting every 10 seconds seconds like normal, so he probably out doing something nice, enjoying the fresh air, the cool breeze, the pretty views of NZ

Ben Johnson is a fraud

>>150168189
2007 Patriots?

>>150168189
Pretty sure everyone still bitches about the 2015 Panthers

>>150172367
>He just hates on Sanders because he is competing against two of his loved ones (the Ravens and Joe Flacco)

I was talking shit about Sanders wayyyy before he was drafted by the Browns you colossal faggot. I pointed out multiple weaknesses in talked about his body language and immaturity with the eye poke in the Colorado State game and another game where he pushed a ref. I also said multiple times he isn't immobile like retards who never watched his tape kept saying because they just looked at his college rushing totals. Sanders fell to the 5th round for legitimate reasons but Riley Leonard, Will Howard and Kyle McCord went in the 6th round so the dumb media bait about him "falling" in the draft when not a peep was said about those guys shows how manufactured the outrage was. Implying I only talked shit about Sanders when I've been way more critical of stuff like the Saints taking Tyler Shough in the 2nd round is completely disingenuous

>>150172480
You ok? Seems like you're having another bad day

>wins an owl with a backup LT and shit receivers
why couldn't mahomes?

>>150172184
>amerifatland in 2025
>community
most isolated country on earth outside Fun Korea maybe

>>150172216
>>sanders has a good preseason game

>>150172569
to be fair those shit recievers were playing out of their minds that year

>>150172572
Not our fault you live in a shit state.

>>150172572
At least they get to do fun little communal chants even if they're forced. You will get the cops called 20 times trying to organize an organic chant in the USA

>>150172609
>he thinks theres differences between states
it's not 1857 Abraham

>>150172530
>another

Every day is a great day for The Kiwi because I'm blessed by God. I'm just pointing out the fact I didnt talk shit about Sanders solely because he got drafted by the Browns. I was massively critical of him in March and April pre draft. Not my problem if you weren't here or don't remember the archives don't lie

>>150172572
Depends on where you live. In the same little few mile by few mile area my suburbs take up, I lived in one place with just great 4 churches within 1 mile walk. But when I lived a 2 miles north of that I had twelve night churches within a mile walk. You should go check them out, all of have great community and lots of side events (many with free food, everyone loves food and fellowship). Only ones I don't like are the ones with the pastor I'm not a fan of but I like most pastors

>>150172029
I unironically believe that Sam Howell could lead us to the playoffs if JJ flops or gets hurt. We just have too much talent on the both sides of the ball with two elite coaches.

>>150167561
>Ohhhhhm
No need to be upset anon
>Ohhhhmmm
use that negative energy and channel it to something positive
>Ohhhhhmmmm

>>150172777
>lead us to the playoffs
Yes, the gilded ceiling of a WC exit

>>150172777
I think JJ has shown enough of the necessary "you have it or you don't" stuff as well.as continual improvement that at this point I can confidently say he won't flop.
But yea if he gets injured, I do think Howell could still take us to the playoffs. Win a playoff game? That's a different conversation

>>150172480
>body language
>muh immaturity
What a fucking faggot pussy reason to shit talk a player. Youre like those boomers that cant take it when someone who was blessed with better skills than them is confident in said skills. Just exposes how much of a pathetic loser you are wanting every kid to stay humbled.

>>150172777
If Flores cooks this year with that D line and losing Cam Bynum he needs another shot as HC. His first stint with the Dolphins was ugly but they were a disaster when he got there and he made them competitive. If the Giants weren't completely inept they would've hired him this offseaon and kicked that bald bitch Daboll to the curb

Is Gayleb going to play today?

>>150171703
Cool. Vikings are still never winning a Super Bowl though.

>>150172946
Those things are markers for an unsuccessful career more often than they are markers for a successful one. When's the last time you saw an NFL Quarterback poke another player in the eyes or push a referee? You don't know ball mutt. Pipe down

>>150172954
Will the owners give him another shot while he has an active lawsuit going on? Or does that even help the NFL’s case in some ways?

>>150172983
No, he's not. Tyson Bagent is playing.

Tuasisters, are /we/ READY??

>Tua is in his 6th year with the dolphins
>He has not finished a single season worth a fuck
>They are paying him 53m a year.
If only we could all fail upwards like that.

>>150172986
Stream your suicide when it happens please

>>150173019
kill yourself, bahamas.

>>150172989
The ultra elite milf hunter, Zach Wilson, kicked Sauce Gardner in the balls, and teams keep tripping over themselves to sign him as their backup. What an American success story.

>>150173024
Tua has like 3 brain cells left

>>150173050
Which makes it all the more impressive.

>>150173000
Don't think it affects it unless he went to one of the teams he's accusing of malpractice, which he won't obviously

>>150172572
These are the words of a man who has never been to his neighborhood bars for his team when his team is doing good

>>150173037
How do you do it? How do you continue to have delusional hope for that shitstain of a franchise that will deliver you nothing but misery for the rest of your unfortunate existence? I guess when you're completely fucking retarded it's easy to be a Vikings fan.

>>150173048
That is because Wilson is based and will lead the Phins to a milf hunting owl win.

>>150173008
he cute

>>150173000
Tbqh I didn't know the lawsuit was still ongoing. It's been 3 years since the Dolphins fired him ffs shit takes so long. If that is something that massively scares teams away then it's only going to benefit the Vikings for the foreseeable future

>>150172989
>cunty immature QBs have never succeeded in the league
This has to be b8. Why do people think intentionally being retarded somehow makes their point sound better.
>y-you dont know ball!
Another blatent sign of insecurity. Ive literally never seen someone who knows what theyre talking about utter shit like this.

I really still don't understand that safety at the Broncos/Niners game. I've never seen a safety get called like that before

>>150173082
don't mind the kiwi he just is mad about his botched penis inversion surgery.

If it failed to snow in the desert ever year for the past 48 years. Would you expect it to this year?
Yet, people expect Minnesota to go back to the Super Bowl

>>150173074
Just remember to post the link here the day before they're in the superbowl, we can watch you pull the trigger when the 4th quarter clock hits 0

Still
Keep
On
Losing

>>150173103
he was so close to happiness too, it was devastating for him, we should all try to be extra nice to him

>>150173119
All Vikuck fans have as retorts are hypotheticals and imaginary scenarios that will never actually happen. Imagine actually being a fan of this fucking team lmao.

>>150173082
I also pointed out weaknesses with his actual on field play like his piss weak record against winning teams in college and the fact he constantly tried to escape backwards out of the pocket. I compared him to a worse version of Kyler Murray. Even if you think stuff like maturity and body language doesn't matter (which shows you're a fucking dumbass) I critized his actual play on the field and gave multiple examples pre draft of why I didn't think he would be a good NFL Quarterback. If you wanna cry about the shit I gave Sanders you should read all my criticisms about Tyler Shough. I was far more critical of him

>>150173136
Yeah you're not wrong. Hope it gets better for xhem.

>>150173024
Seriously, professional athletes are so over paid

>>150173111
you could have made this exact argument in 2018 with the chiefs.

>>150173147
I don't disagree but Tua is overpaid by like 30+ million a year IF HE WAS HEALTHY.
Then again I don't think any of these guys should really be getting over a couple mill (neither should the owners or the NFL really) and that doesn't even get into the college football scam.
It is just absurd you can stay "healthy" 1 of your 5 seasons, do nothing, and command that much per year. I can get why he refused to quit after getting that payout kek

>>150173008
>worried your "generational" qb will be exposed by the Dolphins
CWAB

What’s everyone’s home board? For me, it’s /gif/ and /pol/.

In the words of our Founding Fathers:

“give me liberty, or give me ANAL.”

>>150173151
At least the Chiefs had actually won something even if it was forever ago at that time.

>>150173151
kek so you're saying the vikings just need to send the check?

>>150173169
>What’s everyone’s home board?
/sp/

>>150173169
Please go back to preddit.

Daily reminder that /nfl/ is a Bears fandom genny. Let’s try to keep the discussion Bears-related.

>>150173169
/tv/ for me. I love /sp/ but /tv/ is the best for shitposting and OC. /vrpg/ is comfy too and has great taste in vidya

>the tranny loves /tv/ and its tranny jannies
shocking

Sean McVay really just didn't like Jared Goff, did he?

>>150173169
/sp/ and /tv/. Mainly for shitposting though. Videogames, anime, and politics are for massive gaylords

>>150173233
>constantly thinking about transgender people
Rent free. They’re 1% of 1% and it’s all you think about. Get a life you fucking dweeb.

>>150173233
God I love talking about trannies. I love seeing trannies everywhere. I love trannies. I hope we mention them next thread too. I can't wait for the first tranny NFL player. I hope they play for Green Bay or the Jets.

>>150173241
>Videogames, anime, and politics are for massive gaylords
>He says, prepping to watch preseason football
Anon...
>>150173246
Nah that guy just had a failed penis inversion surgery it is a bit different. You sure are hyperfocused on them though.

>>150173092
Intentional grounding while standing in the end zone.

>>150173263
Happened to Brady against the Giants in the Super Bowl.

>>150173246
>>150173254
kek the trannies sure are seething fast

>>150173166
How much will players like Jayden Daniels get paid when it's time. Insane

>>150173169
>/gif/
Too many trannys

>>150173170
that doesn't matter though. every year is a new season, what happened in the past means nothing. the chiefs winning in 1970 had nothing to do with them becoming a dynasty 48 years later. the saints eagles and seahawks were cursed poverty franchises until they weren't.

>>150173272
Jayden will get around $60 million per year.

>>150173236
This didn't help

>>150173257
>>150173270
I guarantee you if you said this shit to anyone that is trans you would get your ass kicked.

>>150173272
So this is what got me irked about this whole situation originally. I can't stand Tua and the guy doesn't deserve to be in the league and HE gets that much? Holy shit how much does a real qb "deserve" then now? 100m?
This is a guy who was "healthy" 1/5 seasons and is entering his 6th with NOTHING to show for it.

>>150173289
No wonder why he got rid of his ass lmao

>>150173241
transphobe

>>150161967 (OP)
Coward OP couldn't even spell the whole thing out. Sending reffies to truck you.

>>150173300
>trannies are really heckin tough and strong
I thought they were trying to be womanly and dainty? You sure are hyperfocused on trannies bro.

>>150173313
kys tranny chud

>>150173270
>people making fun of me for being a newfag are "seething"
Lel

>>150173315
Primetime. Coach Primetime. What the fuck are YOU thinking about?

>>150173330
>no no me being a tranny and talking about trannies nonstop is normal, you're new!
kek ok bro go watch chiefs highlights or something.

Ariel Demure

>>150173137
That's cool man just remember to post the link

>>150173308
Poor goof, never going to win a Lombardi.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE ITS TIME TO SEE IF TUA CAN MANAGE TO NOT CONCUSS HIMSELF IN A SINGLE DRIVE!
LETS GO PHINS WOOOOOOOO

>>150173315
Coach Prim & Proper

>>150173347
Lel keep goin

>>150173263
Ah I see, thanks

Roger Craig isn't in the HoF

>>150173281
I'm a Lions fan

filthadelphia has THE ugliest fans in professional football

>>150173263
Wait did I miss a new chapter in stupidity to join the Dolphins' buttsafety? Anyone have a webm?

>>150173383
>83
nice

Zach Wilson looks like a fucking toddler in a helmet kek

Trannies and chuds have too much in common:
>pedos
>will never start families
>will never be loved
>eternally seething
>eternally coping
>waste their lives bickering on anonymous mongolese clam scraping forums
>will never be men
>will never be women
>estrogen levels far surpass testosterone levels
>no identity
>no skills
>no worth
>will kill themselves
sad

>>150173302
>HE gets that much?
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he is a shit QB! I knew it since the draft. Just watch his college tape. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the front office to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That playoff game! Are you telling me that a man just happens to choke like that? No! He orchestrated it! Tua! He got himself knocked out! And I paid him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own team! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since college, always the same! Couldn't keep his brain out of harms way! But not our Tua!Couldn't be precious Tua! Stealing them blind! And he gets $50+ million a yer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

>>150173380
Oh my bad dawg. Carry on then

>>150173423
Shoulda done this with someone more fitting like a mahomes. Tua is just an overpaid coconut retard.

Someone make a Sticky....NOW

>>150173441
no.

>>150173302
You sound mad

Why are Chargers fans acting like they're upset about Slater's injury? Now they've got an inbuilt excuse when Herbert plays mediocre ball and doesn't do shit again this season. The unexpected 6th year mulligan for the most overrated QB in the NFL

Mike Mcdaniel seems like a cool guy, just not fit to be a head coach.

>>150173415
Good fit for his mommy fetish. Wait what desperate ass team signed him? Or os this, "well geno and and darnold aren't complete shit so zach must be decent too."

>>150173169
/tv/, fun on there all the time. I also love trolling /adv/, it's usually people crying over a relationship so I like trolling them while they are down. Looking at the boards up top, I haven't even peeked in at most of these yet, and I've been active here for years. Only others i've seen are
/b/ - too much of mess
/s/ - fun but in the end image search has higher taste in women (that goes for all boards)
/ic/ - stopped by a few times to tell them their artwork sucked
/r9k/ - years ago, forget what it was like
/ck/ - this is a good board, someone just tipped me off to it the other day
/fa/ and /fit/ - been a while so I forget
/his/ and /int/ - hard to find good conversation, lot of dumb people
/lit/ - not bad if you love books
/mu/ - gave this a good shot because I love music but this board was awful
/news/ - why is this even here?
/pol/ - lots of pissed off yahoos on all sides of the spectrum
/soc/ - I forgot about one, I had so much fun trolling this one. I posted my pic on here before for them to comment on too
/trv/ - not bad but slow and repetitive
/x/ - I love this one, you get some cool people doing cool stuff and telling cool stories. One of favorites was the guy that went into the abandoned insane asylum and was giving us pics and commentary as he did so

I need to go visit these other ones I haven't seen yet, there are like 85 boards on here

>>150173391
It happens at the 2 minute mark
https://youtu.be/G6zG9q3laO4?si=Ri9bE9_xNNq14qU-

>>150173453
Keep shit talking Herbert and I'm gonna have to catch a flight to New Zealand

>>150173459
Oh come on, he'd do well in the xfl

150161975
• 1st most playoff wins of all time
• 1st most Superbowl MVP's of all time
• Most TDs in NFL history
• Most Yards in NFL history
• Most playoff wins in NFL history
• Most super bowl wins in NFL history
• 7 > 3, 2-0

>>150173452
I love this video

>>150173452
That Tua has fucked the dolphins over for half a decade and got 53m a year for it? Yeah. I'm a lifelong phins "fan" and I fucking hated tua before he was drafted.
>>150173460
He's backup for the phins.
>>150173459
He should've been the OC for the phins but he was #200 on the list of people they called so he's the coach.
>>150173464
kek thanks

>>150173492
Is she good? She's kinda hot

>Gay Jr
hehe

>>150173452
also while I don't like Tua this image is still fucking hilarious.
Fuck the Bills
Fuck the Pats
Fuck the Jets

>>150173504
It's hot as hell mang

>Stafford to do individual drills
Ok how bad is his injury?

Why the fuck isn’t Gayleb getting any reps, Ben!

>>150173469
Not my fault I'm honest. Maybe he'll get his bussy torn and we can see what Greg Roman can do with a real baller like Taylor Heinicke

>>150173521
Dusty old bones full of green dust

>>150173521
broke his penis.

gang signs?

WAIT A SECOND NOT SO FAST PRESEASON FLAG

Chiefs o line strategy mentioned
Wtf

Ben Johnson is a fraud!

G-good job tua... you're lookin great bro...

At what age will Tua get dementia? I’m betting before at least 50

Bears D looking nice

Nix bros... Stiddy looked way better than Bo

Should I take Methylene Blue?
Go Tua!!

>>150173545
>YO YO YO WE OUTTCHEA REPPING THE 305 BABY ALL DAY SKRRRRRRT!!

Why the actual FUCK did pooa think this was an appropriate thing to say and do during a nationally televised game?

>>150173590
Nix Bood!

>>150173585
He already has it. He thinks he deserves 53m and is a quarterback

>>150173595
A disgusting act

>Tua is playing
Is he going to die again?

>>150172444
Don't ask me to take this man seriously

>tranny trying to bait phins fans now
kek what a sad discord tranny
>>150173616
yes

Pooa in midseason form

>>150173616
I'm very surprised he hasn't retired, at least Teddy Bridgewater took a hint after taking like a dozen concussions

>>150173236
Goff limits what you can do with your offense, so you're handcuffed if you have him as your QB. But yeah, for most beggers can't be choosers and Goff showed he's one you can scheme up if you're fine with a limited QB

>>150173628
He's already throwing up gang signs?

>>150173636
He'll probably retire when his contract is up

>>150173636
Then you don't understand he's getting *53 million a year* and has a greedy coconut family.

Who is the Fin's center? Aren't they weak there?

spee bros where is the /nfl/ fantasy league? lets put together a league and schedule a draft we don't have much time before the season starts. is someone going to organize it?

>>150173665
Check /bet/ in the catalog

I love the Dolphins run game man. They're actually showing a decent bit of their playbook in this it's not just basic shit

Tua is going to (deservedly) beat himself up over this shit drive vs nobodies. Half a quarter to do this? C'mon bro. This is bad for YOU.

>>150173636
>Tua Tagovailoa has suffered a total of five documented concussions in his career, spanning from his college days at Alabama to his professional career with the Miami Dolphins.

Damn, that's actually more than I thought. I was going to make fun of you, but shit

Is Quin Ewers playing today?

>>150173289
Kek I would too

>>150173680
Which means its more than that. Maybe double. As you're no doubt aware.

Actually surprised they didn't give Purdy any reps last night. He's only on year 3

>This didn't work, lets keep going for it
....fucking phins can't even wait until the season proper to start their bullshit kek

>>150173652
Times are tough, a can of spam will be $10 before we know it

GO FOR IT YOU PUSSIES!

>>150173636
>at least Teddy Bridgewater took a hint
Oh nonono

Sewell making hos case to be the 3rd linebacker

>Multiple games with wxmxn announcers
why does the NFL hate me so much?

>>150173696
>Which means its more than that.
definitely. they get them in practice more....at least I did

>>150173727
Because you're circumcised.

>>150173725
I thought he was coaching HS football right now? Well, he did get suspended for taking care of his players apparently

>>150173727
because you whine like a little bitch online. Women announcers are right up your alley

>>150173722
kek, I mean I get it, I'd probably do the fucking same but I'm a family orientated retard as well. Its generational wealth. His stupid brother (who was the top qb in the college divison he was in apparently??) doesn't have to ever play a game again if he doesn't want to in whatever arena legaue he's in now.
>>150173735
Also when you're younger you don't know what is exactly happening to you and get one in middle school/high school football and have a dad like tua's who just told him to suck it up and get the fuck out there kek

>>150173683
He'll probably get the whole 2nd half

>>150173665
There was a fantasy football general. Went to catalog to find it but it got 404'd :(

they should leave tua in he needs the practice

I have nothing against Ben Johnson, I just feel like he's going to be a massive Bust

>>150173770
But Zach Wilson will end up playing the parts of the season that matter so it might be best to get him reps early. They screwed Skylar Thompson year after year not getting him any proper reps at all and then just shoved him into critical game situations over and over.

>>150173702
He'll probably get a drive or two on the last pre season game

>>150173785
A perfect fit for gayleb, two massive busts at once

>>150173807
I would never let this guy work on my car

>>150173793
Maybe they were scared of the Broncos defense? It's Sean Payton after all

WHITE BOY ON THE FIELD
I REPEAT WE GOT A WHITE BOY ON THE FIELD
0 IS ON THE MOVE
...and fucks up immediately kek

>>150173807
This man 100% has "Live Laugh Love" on the wall of his bachelor pad.

Both of these teams stink. I think the Jets might be better than both.

>>150173821
He's an nfl superstar why would he be working on cars, bitch

Alright big dick Zach get a TD for your milf mommy.

Uhhhh bears bros??? Dennis Allen is getting cooked by Zach Wilson what's going on???

>>150173841
>I think

Clearly not lol

>>150173825
Well the broncos defense did destroy the Niners offense in the joint practice. So maybe?

>>150173844
>superstar
lmao

>>150173841
>jets
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOUUUUUUU
but nah the jets suck bro

>>150173844
Oh boy

>>150173844
Nfl cheerleaders getting their gussies (girl bussy) pounded doesn't make them stars, why would gayleb getting his bussy pounded daily make him one?

This is my favorite play in Madden

Why did the Dolphins get rid of Janu Smith? Dude saved me on fantasy football

Bears D looking like it'll be really good

>>150173926
Zach Wilson is a white adult toddler.

>>150173913
illegal pick play

>>150173932
Anon I..

Forgot this was on, just got here. Are starters playing?

>>150173951
Pooa played for a drive.

>>150173945
That isn't how anything works kek
He's a white guy born in utah

>>150173932
>Zach Wilson is a white adult toddler who fucks milfs and bimbos
ftfy

>>150173967
I didn't say he wasn't based. Hilarious he's got coconut blood in him though.

>>150173956
Did he survive?

i have moderate-to-severe crohn's disease

>>150173955
Is his grandfather polynesian?

Kyle Mongoloid

>>150173965
Just accept that you were wrong

>>150173986
hehe you fart a lot i bet

Are scouts allowed to go to preseason games? Sean Payton was just in SF and probably owns property in LA so why wouldn't he and his crew go check out the Saints and Chargers at SoFi?

>>150174020
Nigger do you think this is some sort of debate club or something? Go back to your discord kek
He's a white guy from utah, nothing was wrong about that statement. re-invert your penis.

>>150174039
>re-invert your penis.

>>150174045
you can't get bitches on your dick with an inverted penis.

>>150174039
You mad as hell boy.

>>150174054
nah thats u

>>150174033
Why the fuck would they do that? Do you know how far that is?

You just know he’s got a plug in his bussy rn

An all levels except passportwise I am Arizonian

>>150174073
I think Caleb can be good, but why does he insist on looking so zesty?

Dolphins defense just letting the bears walk on em right now.

Bonitto is going to be Von Miller 2.0, isn't he?

I think the Burrs are going to draft a bluechip RB next year

>>150174084
He doesn't insist, he just IS zest. He's mr zest.

>>150174039
You probably think this is a white guy too

>>150174071
From SF? That's like a 35 minute flight to LA

this Bagent guy is looking pretty solid

>>150174112
Is he still trying to hide that he vapes on the sideline?

Your 2025 Minnesota Vikqueens

>>150174112
ok bro you're right zach wilson is a nigger. The whites no longer claim him, you browns can have him. You happy?
Also fuck no mike mcdaniel is a zesty molested pussy bitch californian faggot. Much like a lot of this zesty ass thread today.

>>150174134
who raped you?

>>150174095
He's absolutely a blue chip pass rusher. No idea how he fell to pick 64 in the 22 draft. The talent was obvious. I'm hoping my Ravens got a similar steal at the end of the 2nd round

>>150174138
I wasn't, but Mike sure was, I wasn't joking.

>>150174084
look = zesty
feet = light
bussy = moist
tank = sugared
colors = mastered
vibe = theatrical
shirts = lifted
interior = coordinated
polari = fluent

Dolphins defense getting ready to spend 90% of the season on the field. Good to get it out of the way in preseason.

>>150173925
Ben Johnson getting Dennis Allen as his DC is an amazing pick up

It's good to have football back. Don't care if it's preseason

>>150173913
There's still time to repent

>>150174202
Please post humans.

Dolphins players should be required to live in cold climates for a month in the off season

DA BEARS ARE GOING TO DA SUPERB OWL

Every time the announcers mention BJ's time in Detroit, I like to imagine it twists the knife in Lionsfags guts

>>150174202
I concur, it helps me be less of a shutin when football season is rolling

>>150174203
>not hail mary'ing it every play
r u gay?
>>150174208
I've said it before but I think the Dolphins should have september as day home games only, and then december as away games only to balance it out. Gives them a slight advantage in september, and a disadvantage in december.
The NFL are so scared of the teams encountering actual heat that they do shit like hide the bills at 8pm for the phins home game kek

the cure for the zest

>>150174202
Duck I love Asians. Sauce?

>>150174202
Football kino with a halftime dart break. I've missed it

>>150174212
Good riddance. Basedboy blamed everything on Goff like a bitch. Meanwhile, Dan always blames himself for the loss even when it’s not his fault. That mulatto fruit isn’t going to be shit.

>>150174226
I dunno anon that guy looks pretty twinkish and zest filled as well. Rapper tats on the left arm?

>gay jr is a zesty black man that no one wanted
>he's a captain now
kek come on now

>>150174238
>ben johnson
>mulatto
what

>>150173913
I run almost everything out of Full House formation because retards don't know how to defend it especially when you motion the WRs

If Tua could just get heemed in the pre season so we can get Zach Wilson for the rest of the season that would be nice.

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>>150174225
Dolphins designed their stadium so the visiting team would always be standing around in the sun on the sidelines though. So they kind of have that advantage.

>>150174312
pretty smart thing to do when you're always playing at noon

>>150174203
Sorry but I don't place dry erase markers up my ass

I'm not gonna lie bros. The brownies from the box mix are usually better than any homemade ones, especially if you add chocolate chips to them.

>>150173169
don't think I have one
I've got like 8 different boards open at all times