Thread 150164172

berds

'stros

sox

Clayton Kershaw

where is muncy

that funky muncy

the brewers are fucking crazy holy shit

that's gotta be the biggest ump fuckery of all time

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

Blake Snell looks like a mouth breather

brewers are still losing in the first round, dont forget it

>>150164596
> the brewers are fucking crazy holy shit
cheating like crazy*
so pissed I can’t even type

Snell dealing

Snell is fucking dealing so far

>two years ago both Central divisions are a complete joke
>now they're the most interesting divisions in baseball
How does this shit turn so quickly

>>150164185
berds

And you know it's over for the Mets because they simply don't have the guts to make a comeback after their gay June celebration curse.

strike 3
take a seat, fatty

Has Snell considered Mike Mewing?

i really dig the birthday cake confetti uniforms

How did the FAGGets poster predict the Gay Mest collapse?

>>150164622
that's baseball

that's exactly why we traded for france

>>150164654
? that's like the easiest prediction ever

you guys are all left-handed right? you're not filthy righties right?

>>150164654
>how did a guy predict something that's happened every year for 40 straight years
You fuckin serious?

>>150164654
just look at their pitching staff

>take a walk
>the mets go down 3

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout

Based mouthbreather

5K's in two innings...

>>150164672
nah, that's predicting the Blue Jays are a first round exit

>>150164683
left-handed but kick with my right leg

>>150164654
FAGGets fans have no one to blame but themselves

I've seen enough Snell for one week, mommy

>>150164698
seethe

>>150164683
Did you just assume my hand gender?!

Doyers lookin good in the City Connects

>>150164691
I went from hating both him and Glasnow to becoming their #1 fan

Are there any other examples of this kind of domination?

FAGGets 18-29 since FAGGet night

great infielding there, i'll tell ya

>>150164683
I'm ambidextrous with both hands and legs. I even alternate hands during masturbation without noticing.

>>150164726
what about the doyers since homolive night?

imagine being a spic

>>150164735
I cannot throw a baseball with my right hand. It feels weird

imagine letting Teo back into an 0-2 count

>>150164748
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

The camera crew is really delivering on showing sad mests fans tonight, why is this whole fanbase full of mental midgets? You're only down 3

Why is Petco Park cheering for anything the Red Sox does?

>>150164743
no gura no world series

brewers are being allowed to cheat by globohomo because of their blacks, baseball doesnt have black pitchers very often

kek, edgar looks like a retired mafia don

>>150164758
why bother ever throwing him anything in the zone

>>150164758
ok, i'm imagining it. now what?

>>150164759
Don’t reply to chikaner

>>150164775
We are reaching levels of cope never thought possible

>>150164761
The Brewers are the Mets' daddy, so it's hard to be optimistic. Also the Mets fucking suck.

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150164776
>edgar
looks like Key or Peele, whichever one it is who looks kind of like that

>>150164778
he grounds out

>>150164780
>in the desustorage
esl spic retard

i thought the janny raped and beheaded that avatarfaggot

Did you know that the original Louisiana brand hot sauce is the all time RBI leader

>>150164755
You have to develop the coordination of syncing the wrist, arm, and back movements. It doesn't actually take very long if you're willing to invest time in figuring it out.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>150164777
checked, he threw them two feet outside so not even Teo swung

>>150164807
chad move, fuck dem kids

King ain't ready Padrefrens

Boston exposing Wandy Peralta. Good, should have traded his ass. Weird whacky inning honestly.

>>150164807
sewers mystery meat

>>150164807
>brown man v. 'toid boy who will win

>>150164807
He looks like chuck e cheese

strike 5!
sit the FUCK down walk the FUCK back to the dugout BEYOTCH!

>>150164807
>spic brewers fans
it's over

Well, that was a desultory waste of everyone's time.
GG Royals, see you tomorrow.

could really use some insurance, haven't seen Duran in a while

>>150164817
Ehh I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Boston on a hot streak rn.

>Swept the Mest at home
>Struggling against the Red Sox
>Poodres

KENNEDY.............

>>150164807
>brown person is a subhuman
many such cases

>>150164852
They’re literally everywhere

>>150164761
being down 3 is like being down 13 for these mets, they don't make comebacks

>>150164838
NL should have another bird team, what should it be?

best kennedy in american history

>>150164862
>swept a fraudulent team
>getting owned by a good team
what's so hard to understand here?

>>150164875
t. projecting poodre

Poodres

>>150164885
Portland Chickens!

>>150164885
Nashville Ravens

Onions un doyers fan today. Yanks need help.

>>150164807
good for him, fuck that kid

Doggie doos getting shut out by third-rate pitchers

Rangercles

>>150164927
more likely than you think

>>150164858
>desultory
I wince when I see that word because I remember writing a cringe poem when I was younger using that word-"desultory patterns of thought".

>>150164920
Based haile selassie

don't fuck this up you chinless fuck

No one cares whitoids. Birthrates btw.

please keep it sneedball related

KEK MEST

Can you guys please stop fighting.

Can you guys please kiss

Snell bros, it's all unraveling

A bunch of kids next to the broadcast booth that wont shut the fuck up

How does someone get hired to sit in a chair near the foul line
Must be a cool job

Uh oh doyers

>>150164725
lmao

>>150164965
ridleyposting is only for mocking poodres, falseflagger

Dat Funcy Muncy

giolito a bum

>>150164996
things a dignified man just wouldn't do

HOLY KEK

>>150164875
What are you gonna do about it, jews will make sure republicans won't do shit lmao

kek based

>>150165022
You're literally canadian

free jumbojack already lol

>>150165036
in a literal sense

goodness me

>>150164926
i'm white though

That was a declaration of war.

another vladdy choke

Just imagine being a fan of the New York Mets. I can't even wrap my mind around rooting for such a miserable team.

>>150165022
Wtf I would gladly get paid to do that
>>150165036
Kek

I'm figuratively canadian

>>150165027
Continue to advance in my career so I can afford not to live near them

Good fucking shit Freddie.

KUNGARRERO JR

Snell gets out of the jam

>>150165061
keep paying for our food stamps too

goddamn can't believe stotty got him

>7 K's after 3
i kneel, snell-sama

vladdy

>>150165055
Ah, so Conforto is up next.

why didn't he use the several feet under and around freeman to dodge the tag?

Guys, football is on

Jarred Duran is the worst center fielder I've ever seen. Someone post the webm
>2024droppedballsredsox.WebM

the funniest part was ernie casually walking away as the bat soars through the air

>>150165108
>apechuck
we do not care

scherzer looking like an ace again, just sayin

>>150165108
Yes there is a thread you coalburner

>>150165108
so is Basedball

the white on white or white on jew matchups are ending
soon only the spics will remain

>>150165108
not my sport

>>150165109
There is no one in MLB named Jarred Duran

>>150165108
yeah i don't care about roster sorting the second third and practice string members. maybe in the final week of preseason i'll tune in.

>>150165108
>preseason
literally who cares

>>150165108
>preseason where none of the starters play because of injury risk

COMFYTO

>>150165108
when baseball and football are on:

MLB playoffs > NFL regular season > MLB regular season > NFL preseason

good AB conforto

>>150165057
A little something called soul. Or do you not have one?

>>150165098
>>150165109
Honestly glad AJ Preller didn't trade for him lol glad to see bogey heating up.

>conforto is the first doyer on base
KEK

DA BROORS WIN

Soto didn’t swing at that…

damn Duran's knucklecurve is fucking nasty

Time for another Mets crash out.

Fuck my boricua ass

lolmest

>>150165137
correct

>>150165162
Good chimp out compilation

>>150165135
Didn't some guy almost die last night

will my mets finally make the front page or is the stankees finally not blowing a game bigger news?

wow it's great to actually have a closer who isn't a retard
gg rangers that was a good game of bawl

KEK MESTBORICUAS

veteran move by kirky

>>150165177
no idea cuz i don't watch that sport

kek mests lose
eat shit bugman

who makes the calls the pitcher or catcher

>beating the mets is like winning the worldseries for brewers fans
yawn

singletani

>mo bamba
kek, haven't heard that shit in a long while

singletani

>>150165217
It's catharsis for last year

Mets are quickly spiraling back towards 500

Singletani :)
Kooky Pets :/

>>150165217
>Making the NLCS and getting blown out in all 4 losses is like winning the world series for Mets fans

Mookie pls

this road trip is going to decimate the bluje

dookies

dookie butts

dookie butts KEK its kino!

why do dogerpacos write like retarded children

>>150165042
he meant in a shiteral sense

The Mets will not lead the east again this season.

Ichiro deserves better.

>>150165149
LMAO

>>150165267
told you fucks you were the class of the division from the beginning of the year

>>150165267
>phillies
based white man

Mets need to start memeing again. They got no vibes fr

fugg

>>150165217
>yawn
this is me when watching mets baseball

>>150165310
don't watch it then

>>150165261
that jay is looking thicc

>>150165316
Why wouldn't I? My brewies were playing :)

snell more like sneed

this is mw when watching mest baseboll

>>150165319
worst girl

>>150165330
>brewers
based white man

>>150165267
based

>>150165367
Marijuana is bad for you

>>150165356
i didn't know mitsuru was canadian and posted on /mlb/

>>150165350
and this is met fans

>my boy Loperfido on the bench
Explain urself Jays

I think the dodgers should score some runs

im feeling really happy today :)

got him looking like a house by the side of the road

>>150165388
always makes me think of Newman from Seinfeld

>>150165411
That’s what ur mum said lel

>>150165434
Nice game pretty boy

>>150165420
i can see it

Ceddane looks like sopa de macaco

lets get out of this jammy

>>150165447
>My name is Ceddane Rafaela and my favorite player is Derek Jeter

>>150165434
she takes joy in my joy :)

>calls the exact same located pitch a strike instead of a ball
UMP GODS
UMP GODS
UMP GODS

my barves :)

>>150165420
lmao i thought it was newman

dodgers catcher is dogshit at framing

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout

STRIKE 4, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JUUUUUULIOOOOOOOO

>>150165098
>>150165160
>>150165267
One can hope, also this is why I wanted the Phillies to get Duran because they hadn't had a closer like that since I think Brad fucking Lidge of all people.

>>150165487
if you think that's dogshit you should see him with a bat

>>150165457
*salts*

Mariano tore his ACL at Old Timers Day. Lol. >most intelligent Panamanian

I love baseball, bros

>dont root for the yankees, i don't care what the situation is
kek based buck

>>150165569
More like buck broken

fweddie :3

Eu Henny o’ Saurez! Strikes out! Swinging!

THAT FUNKY MUNCY

MUNCED

M U N C E D

MAX MUNCY

that funky muncy!

how the fuck do the brewers have 72 wins

MUNCED

TFM

Brewers Mariners eries is going to slap deadass ong

MAXIMUM MUNCHIES

MAXWELL SWINGING THE OPPO SILVER HAMMER

THAT FUNKY MUNCY

max muncy is fat

MUNCED

>>150165598
many such cases

THAT FUNKY MUNCHY

Thank god Muncy could make it back this season

BLOW GAYS
BLOW GAYS
BLOW GAYS
GAYRONTO
GAYRONTO
GAYRONTO

so how badly are we seething about this?

>>150165619
shut the fuck up

kingcast followed by bonecast tonight mariners nation

>>150165665
seethe

BlaKKKKKKKKKe

EDIT:

D A T
A
T

F U N K Y
U
N
K
Y

M U N C Y
U
N
C
Y

A second cheeseburger has struck his belly
I repeat
A second cheesebur-

[W]
gg berdinals

king in da booth

>Duran panning out well for the Phillies and is undefeated for each game he pitched since being traded
>Helsey and Stanek are both blowing games for the Mets since being traded
Can't make this shit up.

[vv] C U B B I E S W I N
gg berds cya tmrw

>>150165706
The Mets sucking is hardly a surprising development

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SWIM

clutchforto

what a slide lmao

Blue Jays died after adopting corporate minimalism to appease critics and when Jose Bautista retired. They'll never win anything.

LMAO CONFORTO

WHAT

>>150165706
Didn't Mets only get Helsley due to them failing to get Duran?

Comfy double

>fat
>ugly
don’t care

>>150164780
Retard.

>>150165741
Jays are legit

>>150165703
angie is like his mom kek

comfy slide

>>150165673
Plus an early Julio bomb? Msies can't stop winning

>>150165762
Legitimately retarded and obese. Put on some plate carriers and drop 10 Rajesh.

>>150165660
cant be worse than cb bucknor

>>150165566
me too :)

>>150165774
I'm a doyer fag

>>150165660
Umpires are retarded enough that it doesn't matter

posting beautiful ebony queens should be encouraged

MUNCY

>>150165566
many people are saying this

Snell is dealing

>doyer pitcher deals
>gets 0 (ZERO) run support
#ITFDB

>>150165722
Brew crew just keeps winning...ugh

>10Ks
Man, it's nice to see our pitchers coming back

>>150165831
Snell is definitely a second half starter, that's for sure. Miss Snell...

>>150165831
imagine what he could do with more consistent command

maybe we can actually do something once snell gets off the mound

LET'S GO VLADDY YOU FAT FUCK OH WOW YOU POPPED OUT 1ST PITCH BEFORE I COULD EVEN MAKE THAT POST

>>150165856
woah
pic not related

>>150165856
Besides old and stubborn boomers, does anyone still think Ruth was better than Ohtani?

>>150165872
yes, because he was

Bumston Period Sox lel

I'm walking out, walking out. Walking out. Chadres ties it heh

kek blow gays

>>150165872
a vast majority of people who watch baseball these days only know babe as a name and maybe, if they're more than casual, they know some numbers or whatever. it's hard to compare the game to what it was then, even harder to compare players.

>>150165884
always high on the shit list

>blow gays
>bombston
Got ‘em

>>150165882
>>150165894
cope

this dude looks like he has cancer

>>150165903
so you don't have an argument. got it

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>150165842
Lotta season left. For starters I just want to see the cubbies string together some good offenses performances in a row.

>>150165907
he's a pill junkie, just look

>>150165894
do you know who Lance Armstrong is?

havent watched baseball in years. when did they all start doing that faggy double hand waving thing after getting a base hit and why isnt a pitcher giving them some chin music to shut down that showboating? when did baseball become so soft?

OHTANI BOMB

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

thank you dingertani san

HOMERTANI

DINGERTANI

>>150165899
>west coast spic calling anyone else brown
lmaooooooo

GOATANI

OHTANI 40
OHTANI 40
OHTANI 40

GOATTANIIII

>5 straight walks
LucASS GAMBLito

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

OHTANI 40TH DINGER

>>150165923
leaf opinions don't count

>>150165923
Dodgers make ya seethe?

>>150165923
I wish players didn't feel the need to pump themselves up after every homerun. You watch footage of the old days and they went around the bases so nonchalantly. I like players nowadays who don't pimp a homerun so much. I think pimping a homerun has its place sometimes though

freddie :)

freddie :)

Big Fly Ohtani San

fweddie :3

fweddie :3

Nobody sweeps the Rockies with back-to-back blowouts. That's poor sportsmanship. Send them to LA!

>>150165799
thats lil uzi vert

>>150165971
kek based manfred

Ohtani should be a Blue Jay rn anyways

>>150165971
Another fine decision Mr. Manfred.

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

that funky muncy

>>150165971
based

munchies

Bassitt is our worst starter against LHH, but the offence can't do anything anyways.

Bring them home Teo!

that funky munchy

>>150165983
nah

>>150165983
soulless

>>150166014
lol

who do you guys think programmed the dodgers botposting

teo rally killer incoming

>>150166030
Andrew Friedman

>>150166004
you should be able to do something against our pen

>>150166030
hollywood elites

This general is so much more active when the Dodgers are playing

That Teoscar contract…

>>150166030
it's based and redpilled like LA

>>150166030
there's no programming, imagine being born a low caste chicano and finally being able to get the revenge you so desperately want on superior white people via baseball. you too would be here spicposting on /mlb/

>https://x.com/MichaelUCSD/status/1954371424816439619?t=JaIPIdSv1974rytpHtYO4A&s=19

>Shakira is a Padres fan

Doyers trannies would never.

>>150165872
Ruth has a higher wRC+

>>150165983
manfred isnt letting a guy like ohtani go to the jays

DUMP 44

>>150166030
winning a chip, baby

CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RALEIGH NUMBER 44

>>150166058
queen of sexo (official)

>>150165706
Both Presley and Stanek are like 5-years removed from their primes. Mets bit the bait like they did when they signed Soto.

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150166058
>posts tranime
>calls others trannies
kek

Not a memeiners fan. Cal Raleigh is insane man. Ok this pitcher is melting down actually

JJJJJJUUUUUULLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO BACK TO BACK WITH CAL AND BACK TO BACK HOMERUN AT BATS

>>150166051
one schizo spamming doesn't make it more active, just more flooded

JUUUUUUULIOOOOO

BACK
TO
BACK

DUUUUUMPS

>>150166055
Not resigning him would've asked for bad karma after everything he did for the team last year but yeah... hopefully he'll figure it out for October

they let the mariners get hot

>>150166083
This is the year the Mariners win the west.

>>150166078
Touhou is a video game, not anime! Get your facts straight, BUB.

>>150166059
he was playing with farmers and plumbers

>>150166067
The Rangers ring was better

>>150165041
MUH GOYSLOP!

>>150166055
At last you finally see.

Pls be nice to my wife 2hu. She’s autistic. I take full responsibility

>>150165027
>>150165073
meds

>signing Dominicans long-term
You guys just keep biting the cheese!

>>150166107
Don’t reply to falseflaggers

>>150166098
they have no fans

are the blow gays the fattest team in the majors?

Kirk ate too many dodger dogs before the game

DYING
OUT

gotta hustle, fatty

>>150166058
Man Shakira is like 46 and she still looks great.

>>150166124
??

>>150166131
Want to know her secret?

>>150166131
not a good look

>>150166124
Good thing I was talking about the ring and not the fans then.

>>150166137
White man semen

>>150166096
baseball had been a professional sport for like 40 years already.

>>150166147
correct

that bat fucking exploded

>>150166136
>2012 image
been debunked repeatedly

>>150166136
We have no fans. I don’t care what a map says. There’s like two rangers fans on sp. Texas is all about handegg, it sucks

recycle in 79 posts
>>150166159
>>150166159

weird how suddenly there are doyer fans

>>150166170
nah I'll bake nu

>>150166170
>stupidbabies need the most attention.jpg

>>150166164
true true but most metros care about their nfl team first. There's like 5 metros where the baseball team is first

>>150166057
i don't think most of them have set foot in the state of california

>>150166170
I’m a Doyers fan and you’re fucking annoying. Kys. Let bakespie make one

>>150166170
>made 2 mins ago
>recycle
what faggotry is this?

cmon sneks win this game

>>150166196
>>150166202
seething also rans started doing this shit first to cause all this behavior

>>150166192
>5 metros where the baseball team is first
LA, NYC, Houston, St Louis, Toronto

sneks

>>150166220
I’m >>150166196
You’re mindbroken

>>150166225
pretty much

Andy P

Don't use the faggot dodger thread it's not recycling it's just a faggot desperate for people to....??? post in his thread because he...??? wants to be OP? Somebody post a real /nu/ when it's time.

SNEKS WIN

SNEKS WIN
gg rockies

my mets are utterly awful

>>150166225
>Houston
lol

now don't do anything retarded on the base paths

>>150166225
only if u exclude the leafs

>>150166236
This
Doyer early baker needs to fucking stop

>>150166225
Ehhhh LA is a toss up between the dodgers and lakers

>>150166225
San diego too I guess

>>150166225
>houston
>more than the rockets and texans
what the hell am i reading

>>150166245
worse, it's an ohtrani fan

>nooo those aren't REAL spics they're just a false flag o algo
it's booru time

NOT COOL BROS

>>150166245
I try to be sympathetic to dodger bros with all the ICE shit popping off. They're not themselves, if they want to make all the threads then so be it.

>>150166260
Lakers died with Kobe
it's been soulless since

BEANED.COM

>>150166260
nah, maybe in 2001

doyers taking second place behind the yaks for most hated team now

No skatin' to second.

>>150166266
>rockets
they have a 20k stadium and sell maybe 5k tickets

>conforto gets hit
no...

You can’t throw at our best guy like that

>>conforto gets hit
>no...

The leafs are trying to kill us...

>>150166287
??? We don't even talk down to other teams in this genny (except poodres), we just celebrate our own players.

>>150166251
>>150166266
I live here. Everyone is an astros fan but in NFL it's split between Texans and Cowboys, therefore Astros have a bigger fanbase

really gonna go far when the top and bottom of the order can't hit for shit

>>150166287
Only just now?

>>150166303
That's one of the biggest lies I've ever read here. Also
>we
You speak for all the dodgertrannies?

>>150166287
they already had it tho

Let's keep it Mariners related.

>>150166287
because you're losing?

>>150166287
but everything was cute and funny in Colorado wasn't it?

>>150166316
>You speak for all the dodgerchads?
yes

>>150166319
YES SAAR

>>150166306
lol I've lived in Houston my entire life and will die here. Baseball is not #1 in this city. Just because no one cares about the Texans doesn't make it so

Yariel falling apart against a disciplined batting order

>>150166287
kek seething blow gay

I AM HERE

RISP IS CANCELLED

Dodgers won’t score here

based rushing!

GOOD FUCKING SHIT RUSHING

mariners fan here

Rushie finally coming through

damn sure got a lot of (you)'s on that post, we'll see you shitters in the 'eries and get our revenge

>>150166306
>I live here
>split between Texans and Cowboys
so you don't actually live in Houston, probably live in Austin or San Antonio or something. Houston is split 70% Texans fans (increasing every year), 20% Titans fans, and maybe 10% cowboys fans (decreasing every year). in the 90s and early 2000s, maybe you could claim 50/50 Titans/Cowboys, but it's shifted towards Texans heavily.

all that said, since 2016 Astros have had a stranglehold on the sports talk, especially after the peanut oil debacle

The blue jays are frauds!!!

CANADAFAG ON SUICIDE WATCH

you guys told me the blue jays were going to sweep the dodgers?

Bros she was in my ballpark and donning a Mets hat against my team and missed her fuck sake noooooooooooo bree come back pls I'm hungry

RUSHING THEM HOME
RUSHING THEM HOME
RUSHING THEM HOME

jp walkford :)

Does big hand size benefit a pitcher?

>>150166335
lol no, turn on the radio to find out how wrong you are

sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya

where is max muncy nu tho

jp bagford :)

>Yariel starts regressing after the deadline
Well this team can't help itself tonight

>>150166319
Is Seattle coffee good for you?

/nu/
>>150166159
>>150166159

>>150166354
Toygers are winning it all

>>150166381
kys

>>150166354
Panama reps real Blue Jay soul. you're just a frontrunner who goes back to seething when things go sideways.

>>150166272
aren't you guys supposed to be programmed to be complaining about epstein or something right now? oh wait, no I saw something about Kim Jong Un now?

>>150166381
fuck off

someone make a nu, i don't want to post in that early doyerpaco thread

>>150166376
We’re not using it
t. Doyerfan

>>150166381
not happening

real /nu/
>>150166396
>>150166396
>>150166396
>>150166396

>>150166343
kwab

/nu/

>>150166397
>>150166397
>>150166397

/nu/

>>150166386
I may seethe but I don't stop being a fan of my team

EVERY TIME LMAO

Recycle after this reaches limit

>>150166397
>>150166397