Milton fucking sucks

Why is /nfl/ so obsessed with the Lions?

Her Rammies

coach choco chimps

>>150164472 (OP)
DARLIN HOLD MY HAND!!!!!

>>150164465

You got a problem, pal?

I'm not high on the packers this year.

Ejaculating a 7+ pump load down Jenny’s throat

>>150164472 (OP)
Ref had to show him whats up and play it off like it was an accident.

but bruhhhhhh

>>150164487
busted so many nuts to her on Suite Life

Oldfags know if balls aren't touching its not gay

>niners already into their 3rd stringers in the 2nd quarter
Shanahan really hates preseason games doesn't he

>*kicks a 70 yarder on you*
Heh, nothing personal

>>150164494
Crazy because everyone in sports media is calling them the new dynasty already.

>>150164498
The Rams lost this game

>>150164528

>>150164526
No they aren't

>>150164483
i hope he gets a chance to recreate this in the NFL one day

Anyone have a webm of Blo Dix dropping spaghetti?

>>150164516
What if they’re touching chin though

>>150164494
I think Jordan Love is going to have another shit season and the Packers are going to have some thinking to do moving forward

Might be Battlefield 6 time

What two players find themselves in this situation?

>>150164533
I'm a Rams fan you fucking retard

>>150164494
They're the youngest team in the league
>>150164526
I haven't seen anyone say that

Kangzfag is seething over Love. How’d JJ play again?

>>150164518
All the black guys on the team will still bully him in the locker room and at practice every day and not invite him out to dinners or the strip clubs. He will only hang out with the punter and the long snapper.

>>150164526
that's because they have a >black qb who they are paying $55M/year to throw game-losing interceptions and a fanbase that is too stupidly loyal to call this situation out.

>>150164554
Anyone on dem boys

>>150164526
Love Stinks and is just a puppet of Lafleur brilliance. The Bears got a lot better. Lions and Vikings will still be great. It should still be the bears, but it won't be surprising if they rank 4th in their division.

>>150164472 (OP)
Here's a better quality clip if you want

gettin angsty

>>150164555

>>150164497
And he got flagged for it

>>150164487
Just IMAGINE the destruction he could reap upon her hyperloop tunnel

>>150164526
the media, along with packfags, just slobber over the fact that they're the youngest team in the league, but that doesn't really mean much when your QB is Jordan Manlove (55 MILLION/yr btw)

>>150164590
Got any more?

>>150164538

imagine getting throatfucked by every poster in /nfl/
i wonder who would bust the deepest nut

>>150164539
Still not gay

JJ played fine. Can't say the same about the mutt qb getting paid 10 times as much to play like a retarded mutt.

McKino

>>150164518
Ninjabros, our response?

>>150164494
The media has tried pushing the idea that the division will be the Packers to lose but it's still going to be a dogfight between the Vikings and Lions.
Packers have been out of the division race since 2022. The two times they made the playoffs across the 3 years they barely did so, and were the 7th seed both times.

>>150164610
>my team is the eagles btw

>>150164608
Again, I fucking hate the NFL for cutting off the 1st second of all the plays they post. For what purpose?

>>150164606
Boy do I...

>>150164591
Good.

>>150164633
>Lions
Unironically they’re going to finish last in the division. It’s between Packers and Vikings

>>150164494
they could very well finish 4th in da north

>>150164626

>>150164610
Raiders or Vikings easily

>>150164637
i have no idea why they do that

>>150164650
>It’s between Packers and Vikings
Oh, so it will the Vikings then.

>>150164650
Lmao imagine being this dumb

>>150164489
For me, it was Banana Nut Crunch

>>150164656
Cooper has to make the team.

>>150164670
>Cooper
he's already on the team. He's a SB hero.

Stetson gets his TD for the day! Put Wynn in and ice this game.

>>150164560
Good, besides 1 throw.
This is elite tier pocket precense and anticipation.

>>150164550
Oh shit I forgot about that

>>150164684
black cooper

>>150164554
why is this on your hard drive

>>150164554
Not gay if there's no eye contact

>>150164550
*ahem*
BF4 is the greatest FPS ever made

>>150164713
because hes a gay man?

>>150164626
this is more of a johnny wilson highlight desu

Josh Jacobs is the only good player on the packers

>>150164721
i didnt know we had any cowboys fans here. my bad.

>>150164729
yeah, but they paid jordyn manlover all that money so surely he is elite...

>>150164724
true lol, for some reason I thought I had saved other videos but that's the only one I had

>>150164668
It’s not hard to see. The Lions were that good because of their coordinators, who are gone. Dan Campbell is a meathead hype man, not a real head coach. That’s why their first preseason game they already got destroyed. They will collapse this season back down to the standard sub.500 Lions level. Probably like 8-9. Bears will find their footing under Ben Jonson and be a playoff wildcard, meanwhile Packers and Vikings will be in a dogfight to win the division. This will all happen. I also told you Terrion Arnold would be a bust and you didn’t want to hear that either. I’m never wrong.

Cj west needs some weight training for how much the sf online talking him up, he looks big but weak

Rams cookin these niggas

>>150164737
cowboys AND chiefs fans... I know.

>>150164720
based as fuck

>>150164762
ong

cardinals helmets are nice but their uniform is beyond shit
wetsuit looking motherfuckers

>>150164751
>The Lions were that good because of their coordinators,
>Ignoring the insane amount of talent on offense and defense and just assuming it disappears when the coaches leave
I stopped reading your post immediately because your post was dumb

minnesomalia takin' da norf

>>150164751
Fagkers couldn’t win a single division game outside of a blocked field goal against da Burrs. Wions won 15 games with practice squad guys on their front 7. Vikings were 2nd place with Darnold as a bridge qb. Last year was their chance and it’s their window that is closed now. Also
>Burrs in the WC race

>>150164825
Not with JJ McSharty they arent

>>150164835
>packturd seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeething
kwab

>>150164831
>Vikings were 2nd place with Darnold as a bridge qb. Last year was their chance
Lmao wtf did I just read?

>Murray 96 yards, throws a pick
>Brisset slingin it, 2 tds

Can someone explain?

>>150164836
what are they putting in the BBQ sauce in KC?

I can’t believe Donald Trump has passed these tariffs, that guy is a bumbling, orange clown. Our economy is in SHAMBLES, a carton of eggs cost $20 because he’s deporting people that technically are hardworking citizens. He also has abandoned allies like Ukraine and is best buddies with an actual dictator (Putin). This is what happens when a bunch of barefoot, flyover hillbillies are allowed to have basic rights. The only people who’s votes matter live in big cities like Atlanta and Philadelphia

dante x moment pls

goddam hope the niners have a 4th qb this honky sucks

>>150164853
Oh ignore me I'm retarded and didn't realize you meant last year was green guy's chance

>>150164831
Unironically the NFCN rankings will be
Lions
Burrs
Pack
Vikes

Lions schedule is too hard to go 15-2 again. They will be 12-5

I've seen enough. Put in Tanner Mordecai

>WE'RE FUCKING HERE

>>150164811
I’m sorry you’re such a casual that you think roster matters more than coaching. A lot of NFL teams are loaded with talent. That’s not enough.
>>150164831
Packers didn’t have WRs and Love was injured. They’ve been on a clear upward trajectory

Chiefs lost their veteran safety Deon Bush and this was after they lost Justin Reid.

They are fucked.

isn't the biggest knock on this hunter fugly cocksucker is his size and how he will never be able to shed big burly men off him?

>>150164881
Lmfao bears fags are retarded
It's objectively going to be
>1/2 Lions and Vikings: each with 10-13 wins
>3: Packers with 8-10 wins
>4. Bears with 6-9 wins

>>150164868
You get what you pay for
Notice that teams don't have fans vote on which player should be drafted. Makes you think.

*canned crowd noise*

>>150164908
Maybe you should learn our roster tard. Jayden Hicks is Justin Reid’s replacement and is going to be even better than him

>>150164923
Trip on, bitchknees. You fucking chomo.

>>150164881
>fag thinks the bears aren't taking da norf at 8-9

>>150164905
>and Love was injured
Was Love's bussy hurt today too?

IT'S ONLY PRESEASON
IT'S ONLY PRESEASON
IT'S ONLY PRESEASON
I'M FINE
THE BAR JUST STARTED PLAYING HURT
BUT I'M FINE

>>150164960
this is the only game the jets will win this season

>>150164948
That little boy can't carry Justin Reid's jockstrap. The dynasty just ended on that achilles injury. Cope faggit.

Reminder, Temujin is a woman LARPing as a man.

>>150164908
>how will they survive without their 3rd string safety
implying that washed coon was getting any playing time

if da bears offense is still garbage with the generational number one pick qb and offensive whiz kid head coach then i will end it all

You may only continue to post in the thread if >your teams regular season starting QB completed 2 or more passes this week.

Shedeur bros....we got mogged by Skylar Thompson. It's over. We'll always have yesterday though.....

>>150164967
Nah, jets will have an ever scarier defense under Glenn

>>150164972
who? What team does he play for?

>>150164979
>generational number one pick qb
generational meh, you mean.

This zesty demon is kicking that fucking TERRORIST Ty Chandler off my team

>>150164989
He will win a superb owl for a team one day I'm telling you guys.

>>150164967
But why did it have to be my team?
The NFC north will never let us live this down.

>>150164979

erm

>>150164968
He’s been a standout for a while, he’s a bonecrusher that also has hands. Just had an interception today

Fuck K-State

>xhe thinks his team will be saved by some faggot with the name "jayden"
kek

>>150164994
She pretends to be a Raiders fan

>>150165067
Based

>>150165038
I just imagined missionary anal sex with him. Thanks for turning me gay. Go Raiders.

Kek Krull actually confused why he was so wide open

Are the chiefs the best dynasty in NFL history? They are going to overtake the patriots (cheaters), here in about three to four years.

niners defense bros…

you guys think tay tay and queen brit ever...you know

>>150165091

two tuddies for Stetsy B

>>150165105
not after having their bussys blown out in two super bowls they were favorites in

>Arian Smith
>isn't an early Christian heretic

>getting btfo, at home
>still taunting the QB because you deflected one pass.
Why are they like this?

>>150165132
Nice I didn't know he was back

>>150165143
Extremely obscure but based reference

>>150165138
you do realize that they won the year before, of course they would be the favorites you fucking retard. Plus Mahomes was playing through injury in both of those, the refs practically handed Brady and Philly their rings

>>150165121
i miss when you faggots just did anime edits instead of ai this shit doesn't even look good

>>150164906
why does she have atongue under her teeth it looks like a turkey wattle

>>150165143
the only heresy is the Nicene Creed.

So why do people think the steelers are gonna beat the bengals this season in standings?

>>150165180
>won
debatable

>>150165184
this
sloppers are utterly sovlless

>>150164518
>21 years old
If this guy stays consistent the NFL will do everything they can to erase Tucker's legacy

>>150165201
cope, found the broncucks spammer

Stiddy looking good

>wake up
>see pic related
what do?

>>150165216
>i still swear you're a bronkeks fan!!!!!
Yawn. The muttlover really is mind broken.

>>150165200
Because the bingols have zero defense

>>150165227
I'm either about to wake up totally cured and with 3 inches added to my dick or he is gonna accidentally amputate 3 of my limbs (and cock).

>>150165227
flop before he tries to flop first

>>150165227
Make sure he knows to give me perky C cups
Fake D's are just cartoonish

>>150165200
>>150165248
Sniffff ahhh

>>150165255
>Fake D's are just cartoonish
still upset about adriana chechik, ngl.

>>150165235
the fact that you are still calling mixed people “mutts” in 2025 says it all. Go to bed, Cletus.

>>150165248
Yea but I dont think a a Ron can do shit, isn't he super washed?

Why do I want a Sony headphone?

KEK

>>150165271
Yawn. Still waiting for some thing intelligent from you. muttlover.

>>150165201
It be like that fr

>>150165227
I know I'm in good hands for the regular part of the surgery til right at the end where he has to make a difficult incision and then I'm fucked because he'll cut the wrong thing and I'll die
My family also won't be paid for malpractice because the hospital will blame the tools, his assistants, and the security guard watching on camera

>>150165227
Man, that from-below perspective really comes for us all. Even professional athletes.

>>150165274
I mean even if you need 40 to beat the bengals it can easily be done by pretty much any offense in the league

I can't believe they cut Mordecai and kept Bradley holy shit

>>150165286
he was great in the one game the patriots needed to lose to get the number one pick

>ok, fine, you're not a broncucks fan, but surely you're a raidfags fan
>ok, fine, you're not a raidfags fan, but surely you're a gaytriots fan
>ok, fine, you're not a gaytriots fan, but surely you're a __________ fan
*fast forward 3 years*
>ok, fine, you're not a broncucks fan, but surely you're a raidfags fan

>>150165286
>throw power: 99
>throw accuracy: 0

>>150165323
Isn’t it cause his uncle or someone is a coach?

>>150165248
what in the love of high definition is this from

>>150165332
you are so brown

When is Goodell going to fucking retire?

>>150165313
for me its the side profile.

>>150165338
I have a decent tan going this year, yeah. Got some sun and did some nice work on the yard to get my backyard looking nice and organized.

Today I had a black coworker going on and on about how “all white women secretly love black men.” Are they really this retarded?

Why would any sane human being want to sleep with something resembling a chimpanzee or great ape?

>>150165336
I think it's his dad who's a coach.

>>150165317
But is the bengals defense that bad?

Niners got a lot of players to cut

>>150165286
classic joe milton lol

>>150165268
She does love inserting inhumanly large phalluses into her anus, doesn't she

cut this bussy

>>150165363
Did you report him to HR for inappropriate talk in a workplace environment?

report this bussy

>>150165363
>working on the Sabbath
kys

>>150165360
Based tan maxxer. Started tanning this summer and the vitamin D boost feels fucking great. My balls feel heavier

>>150165382
that sounds painful

>>150165379
Why would you even sit in the endzone area at one of these games when you know you are at risk of taking one to the dome with this shit head on offense.

>>150165407
UUUU

>>150165363
darkies unironically can't tell the difference between porn and real life

>>150165405
>My balls feel heavier
Lmao wat

>>150165374
I dunno they were that bad last year
I have to go jerk off to Cammy now though

>>150165387
I work in construction, we literally hire ex convicts (niggers) off of the streets

>>150164724
it was good ball placement
it's smart to taje advantage of Wilson's height

>>150165430
That doesn't answer the question.

McVay drafted Stetson Bennettso he could get more practice with Rookie QBs. He coached that boy out of AA

>>150165363
mahomes wife fucks a dog instead of one so it is that bad bro

>>150165375
And replace them with who? Ahhh

>>150165426
they constantly reference
>muh dick!
and believe the meme is real. Why are Americans so cucked to their behavior and antics? they’re fucking annoying and they aren’t “cool” like the jew media projects

>>150165427
I feel hornier. Sorry for sounding graphic

jets literally can't be stopped. i know all you guys are shaking in your boots about this unstoppable force that is the new york jets so you're derailing the thread with bbcposting and coomerbait.

>>150165317
>>150165374
>No pubes
trash

Rams get the dub

>>150165473
>Why are Americans so cucked to their behavior and antics?
stop watching porn and social media, anon. it's rotting your brain and making you believe things that aren't actually happening. Like this football game that is gayer than fuck.

I live in Florida and every encounter with niggers is the same
>smell like a combination of shit and/or weed
>loud
>retarded
>violent
>self centered
>entitled

>>150165332
Lions fan was another one

>>150165116
Yes and Patrick had to watch

>>150165473
You sure are cool anon
Whats it like being so unhappy and impotently angry all the time?

>>150165502
I still think Kobie Turner is gay I dont care if he just got married

>come back to /sp/ after years
>football threads are relegated to a pathetic "general"
>divegrass threads populate the catalog

>>150165519
Get a blog

>>150165522
Like half the league was. It's been a hilarious 3 years.

>>150165524
>stop noticing goy..
>shut it down!!!
shalom!

>>150165500
checked and based

>>150165519
Someone post the meme where the black guy jokes with the white beta and then the beta goes home and rants about niggers on the internet

>>150165201

>>150165536
Make some threads then, and stop complaining like a bitch

>>150165374
Post Chunner's new swimsuit costume

>>150165547
You aren't noticing anything
You're just mad your life hasn't gone the way you wanted it to and you need a scapegoat

>>150165561
>"haha go bucaneers right bro?"
>"what did that nigger just say to me? I cant say anything back or the political structure will come down on me I must retreat to my lair!"
>*posts on /pol/ about how this nigger oppressed him today at the bar during the game*

Rammies win

>>150164836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTZ5tqas1k

>>150165585
Shut the fuck up, retard. Just because you take it up the ass and have to wear diapers doesn’t mean I care about your opinion, go protest Gaza or something..

>>150165599
Based Rams/Mareep bro

>>150165613
Listen I wear diapers because they are comfortable and that guy is a faggot.

>>150165590
Kek basically this

kansas city faggots right now...

is mayoman not on the titans anymore
also lol another bouncing INT

>>150165428
>>150165500
>>150165582
They should let women play football with guys.

>>150165585
>You're just mad your life hasn't gone the way you wanted it to
Yeah.

>>150165613
Why are you bringing up gay sex anon
Why is it in your mind

>>150165648
he's on IR

what game you guys watching now? I finished watching >my steelies

>>150165613
What a sperg lel

>>150165636
lmao

>>150165684
hatewatching green gay

>>150165659
you mean the chiefs?

>>150165644

>>150165697
>hatewatching
Nothing to hate right now. They look like green gay fagturds.

>>150165648
He's """injured""" and out the whole season

I hate all of you. You people are so fucking retarded.

How is this possible?

My Jet will bootyblast your team

>>150165742
Bonnie Blue is so hot bros, I’d love to have unprotected sex with a pornstar

>>150164979
Start getting ready

Adrian Martinez, UFL MVP, looking solid.

Where /ffg/?

>>150165742
>How is this possible?
see >>150165766
tl;dr brown "people"

>>150165742
This is someone's daughter.

>>150165758
i doubt it

>>150164498
What are those colors for in the back of the endzone? LGBTQIA?

>>150165742
lily phillips is way hotter than she is
lily phillips also has a beautiful looking pussy

>>150165742

>>150165791
Doesn't she fuck midgets?

>>150165709
trve

kuntz mentioned

>>150165742
bo nix lookin bitch

Mahomesissies…

>>150165781
its during the cleats thing with the "choose your whatever shit" instead of going with (((pink breast cancer))) company that was recently exposed as being a scam...for SOME reason the NuFL wanted to cut ties with them, but still sucks draft kings' dick every pre-game, game, and post-game.

>Aussie punters
Broncos need to move on from this guy

>>150165818

>>150165773
Check the catalog. Also fuck off.

man Zappe is shit

>>150165818
I'm the Mountie!
And I enforce the law!

>>150165818
Fuck off with the slop

My Jetties :D

>zappe is fostered anywhere

>>150165772
If only he had a real coach in college

>Pats fans wanted Zappe

>yeah but it was against backups!
what do you think the player who was playing against backups is?

Zappe is getting cut, Chiefs only hold 2 QBs on the roster and it'll be Mahomes and Minshew.

bye bye zappe

>>150165742
>we now know what an actual thousand cock stare looks like

>>150165742
is it really "sleeping" with if it's just a gangbang bukkake?

Vikebros, WTF is going on with our cheerleader squad???

holy shit the titans backups suck
hope scam ward works out

Lafleur is losing the locker room

>>150165895

>>150165895
I don't remember this dude, or any dude, being at the games I attended in the mid-to-late 90s...This is what having a bulbhead GM and jewish owners does to a team.

>>150165895
Unironically wouldn't care about the gay dude if he didn't have that sad disgusting attempt at a mustache

>>150165818
The good news:
>the Jasg will finally win one
The bad news:
>in 35 years

>>150165895
this is TLaw's future

>>150165895
That's exactly what I expect from Minnesota. How many Somalians are on the cheer squad?

>>150165911
>>150165913
>>150165895
This is a Female 2 Male trans right? Something about it just feels that way. It's the eyelashes and weak mustache that looks like its HGH induced

>>150165913
It's his partners asshole hair

can you audibly hear bats when they are trying to echolocate? Google says its impossible but I swear I can hear them outside at night

>>150165895
He looks like a trooned out version of that guy from Workaholics.

>>150165944
How many sisters just ran out of running away energy in sconnie and had to bend over for their brothers?

>>150164518
Did they change what the football is made up of or allowable air pressures? Cause it used to just be Tucker hitting 60 yard FG's then all of a sudden a year or two ago kickers started hitting 60+ yarders somewhat regularly.

>>150165895

>>150165895
"gay but in a bully from an 80s movie way" is exactly the aesthetic you should be going for as a male cheerleader, good for him

>>150165952
Lost?

>>150165952
You're probably just hearing insects

>>150165952
Sure they squeak

>>150165895
Blaize or picrel pick one /nfl/

reminder that this epic piece of football history know as lame-blow field still uses metal benches for "fans" to sit on all game.

this is my first night not smoking weed in about 5 years, I’m fucking sweating and hyperventilating because I can’t fall asleep and haven’t been able to eat all day. Am I having withdrawals? Is that even possible?

I’m usually high 24/7 but I got fired today because I crashed a forklift into a bunch of boxed televisions in our warehouse

>>150165988
>>150165895
thank fucking god my team doesn't have cheerleaders

>>150165952
Fucking schizo…seek help

>>150166001
and how did this event prevent you from toking?

>>150165959
What? I'm not a Packer fan. I'm making fun of the state of Minnesota because they are swedecucks.

>>150165952
The bats play the monday night football song where I live

>>150166006
not yet anyways. don't worry, roger will make this a requirement for every team, just like how every reffie crew has to have some cunt on it now.

I'm looking to steal some drug money. Any idea where drug dealers are most likely to accidentally drop their money? Maybe like a big duffel bag or suitcase?

>>150166001
The worst part will be boredom and insomnia for like a week, then you'll feel better. Just get used to not being able to sleep and doomscroll 4chan, youtube, twitter, or play some games.
I smoked 4-5 times a day (weed missed with tobacco) every day for like 2.5 years and then quit. After a week I felt like 80% normal, after two I was at 90%, and then after a month I felt like I hadn't smoked weed in forever and now I haven't smoked at all for 3 years.

My mother threw a party just to try to get back some of the money she lost to my cousin in poker and she ended up losing even more money

>>150166022
Check the toilets in courtroom bathrooms

>>150166013
>I'm not a Packer fan.
Doesn't matter, they, and you, are still faggots.

>>150166009
>prevent
I was so high I could barely stand up, I smoked about 2 grams in my car out of a bong. Hence, the crash.

>>150166022
I am not a member of the drug dealer community but I don't think they like getting robbed

>>150166001
>I got fired today because I crashed a forklift into a bunch of boxed televisions in our warehouse
Don't they have insurance or something? They should get over it.

That has to be the gayest lame-blow leap i have EVER seen in my life...

>>150166035
uh oh kangy melty

Purdy had no reps? Really?

>>150166001
Lol

>>150166042
It wouldn't be robbery, just finding stuff

>>150166050
>gets called a faggot
>m-melty!!!
kwab. cry more. FAGGOT.

>>150165952
How does it sound. I hear owls screeching at night and it sounds so cool.
I also remember as a kid I would hear what sounded like children laughter way late at night and I thought "wow, kids playing outside this late at night?" Then as I grew older I found it they were coyotes

>>150165895

>>150166033
>>150166026
>>150166022
>>150166001
You guys are degenerates

Ninerbros, Nick Martin can't make a tackle :(

>>150166070
Live a little

>>150165895
looks like a wnba player

>>150166070
motherfucker I grew up in the streets of salt lake city. You either stole or sold drugs to get out of the streets. Soft ass faggots like you wouldnt get it

>>150165818
I am looking forward to the NFL's merger with Blitz: The League

Any career ending injuries tonight?

>>150166038
why the fuck would you be smoking during work, to begin with

>>150165952
From Wikipedia:
>Bat call frequencies range from as low as 11 kHz to as high as 212 kHz.[20] Insectivorous aerial-hawking bats, those that chase prey in the open air, have a call frequency between 20 kHz and 60 kHz, because it is the frequency that gives the best range and image acuity and makes them less conspicuous to insects.[21] However, low frequencies are adaptive for some species with different prey and environments. Euderma maculatum, a bat species that feeds on moths, uses a particularly low frequency of 12.7 kHz that cannot be heard by moths.[22]

>The human [hearing] range is commonly given as 20 to 20,000 Hz,[3][4][note 1] although there is considerable variation between individuals, especially at high frequencies, and a gradual loss of sensitivity to higher frequencies with age is considered normal.

So, yeah, it's possible that you could hear their echolocation calls if they're using the low end of their frequency range and you have good high frequency hearing.

>>150166064
im faggot?
>>150165895
this your team?

>>150166001
>but I got fired today because I crashed a forklift into a bunch of boxed televisions in our warehouse
At any point have you considered that being high all the time was a bad idea?

>>150166035
Ok swedecuck 2.0

>o-ok c-cuck!

>>150166064
>unironicaly using the word melty in 2025
boomer

>>150166105
because I hate my life, don’t like working, unemployment ended for me so I had to do something.
>>150166119
normies like you wouldn’t understand, it opens your mind

>>150166144
>don’t like working,
Virtually nobody does, grow the fuck up

>>150166140
Exactly.

That FG was insane. Longest successful field goal ever recorded in a recognized football game and he had plenty of distance and this kid’s 21 years old. Someone’s going to lose a game to him on a kick like that

>>150166105
consider tinctures instead of smoking, lasts longer and you can measure how much you take so your not as high

Weed stores intimidate me

>>150166162
>nobody does
This. That's why they have to pay you for your time.

Masturbated to FUTA again

>70 yard FG
>doesn't count cause preseason
EL
OH
EL

>>150166195
>we weren't able to get a draft kings line on that game so it doesn't count!!!!

>>150165952
>>150166112

what's a good breakfast buffet before tomorrow's games, bros?

>>150166209
Goddamn I love flying foxes bros

>>150166209
I was terrified to click on that but glad I did

>>150166209
why do they look like dogs?

>>150166095
>salt lake city
>streets
Lel

>>150166179
You've never tried it?

>>150166215
10 different flavors of Doritos and a 2 liter of coke

He has done more for the community than everyone on this board combined, stop with the dave slander.

>>150166184
>FUTA
?

biggest takeaways from the Steelers game? I had to go to my stupid sister’s wedding

Do any NFL players talk about food plunging?

>>150166255
Chicks with dicks

>>150166253
Fuck off Jewy boy

>>150166270
steelers gahnta superbowl

>>150166277
that's not anatomically possible. it's dudes with implants in their chest.

>>150166270
Cam Little is a top 3 kicker

Elgersma

>>150166285
It was probably anime

>>150166304
again. not anatomically possible.

Did the Patriots break Bailey Zappe or was he always bad?

>>150165742
get 1000 men together in a gym & go to sleep done

>>150166235
one more

>>150166253
Fuck off

>>150166243
There are simply too many kinds of weed

>>150166253
nobody cares about that faggot

Should I coom to JAV Salad tossing or Brazilian anal domination videos?
Go Stoolers!

>>150166328
do you ever make love to it's webbing things?

Ive seen enough
Adrian Martinez should be QB1

>>150166374
that kind of racism against >black qbs will not be tolerated.

>>150166162
Growing up doesn't mean working. The government should grow up and give everyone UBI

>>150166384
>everyone should get gibs and we'll pay for by taxing the people that wor- oh, wait...

>>150166374
>mfw Martinez actually makes it in the NFL

>>150165964
yeah they've obviously monkeyed with the balls in the last 5ish years and now suddenly every dude in the league is making deep 50 yarders regularly when not that long ago you didn't even really attempt anything over 52-53

1 completed pass every 6 minutes

>>150166414
Pay for it by printing money. It's just tokens like at a Discovery Zone

>>150166426
>>150166374
I have liked him for a few years now. Hes not bad.

>>150165964
It's the Stephen Curry effect

>>150166446
Wait a minute...packtardturds fans told me that jordyn was a Future HOFer...

>>150166384
promising to give everyone TBIs instead might win over the american electorate

These Niners 3rd stringers are going to have a lot of cuts, gee, they're bad

>>150166384
We aren't at a point where UBI is needed yet

>>150164518
Stop giving me hope for the season

>>150166374
>Adrian Martinez should be QB1
this anon knows ball

>>150166499
I need it now and I've needed it since I was born. It's time. UBI Lives Matter

>>150166527
>I need it now and I've needed it since I was born
Get a job

Going to finish off a day of Preseason with my meatball and cheese sub. Try not to be jealous

>>150166541
Looks good

>>150166352
You'd get a massive claw straight down your dick hole. Extreme sounding.

>>150166535
Get a job. We need UBI

>>150166541
looks shitty

>>150166560
>Extreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyhrgWO5Uic

>>150166414
Actually yeah. I deserve YOUR money for absolutely fucking nothing. Suck my dick.

>>150166577
jamaal, get a job.

>>150166577
Based entrepreneur

>>150166560
what the fuck is sounding

>>150166001
dafuq were u smoking son
i can stop whenever i want and i smoke every day for almost 10 years now except 1 or 2 when i didnt for like 6 months each
i sleep normal
the bad thing is you dont get as hungry the first couple of days
but then after that youre good
drink tea and eat stuff you always like (for me its pizza or some other slop)
other than that its the same shit

>>150166426
>Hey Scott maybe try coaching without being hungover

Berds
summer/august needs to end

>>150166599
Summer is the worst season. It's too fucking hot, it takes forever ever to get dark, and when it finally does get dark then mosquitos attack you.

>>150166612
>>150166599
>t. faggots who’ve never had to survive a midwest or northeastern winter
must be nice

>>150166374
He's a good dude too. I hope he makes it after the shit he dealt with at Nebraska. Even if half the turnovers were his fault, he got better with that.
>t sad cornnigger

>>150166599
Talmbout mexican oreos? With salsa on them?

So what were the takeaways from the first week of football?

>>150166612
The key to mosquito control is eliminating stagnant water where they breed. If you live near a scum pond or swamp you're fucked.

Need a thick penis in my anus NOW

>>150166645
It feels amazing when it breaks through the sphincters and plunges deep inside

>still tissue paper defense

Welp

>>150166586
The act of inserting various objects inside your penis through your dick hole.
These objects can vary from size and girth to your preferred liking.

pic related are a few examples

>>150166645
Makes a casting of your own erection and jam it up there

>>150166642
Injuries are a buzzkill

>>150166643
My entire state is a fucking swamp

>this is how he decided to spend his Saturday night
Yikes.

>>150166001
This is why I only drink
I drank pretty heavily almost every night for a year until last Tuesday when I decided I needed to diet. Haven't had a drink since, no withdrawals no cravings.
Stay away from dangerous addictive drugs like weed.

>>150166659
Please elaborate
Graphically

>>150166628
I've also lived in Germany and the Northeast and I can 100% say that I prefer those harsher winters to dealing with hot and humid southern summers

>>150166638
God I want her to sit on my face

Who let all the Seahawks fans in here?

>>150166642
My takeaway is that there are no takeaways. I will wait until week 10 before I start to form judgments.

Great news: It appears as though we drafted the better Sanders offspring.

>>150166663
Why do you know this?

>>150166694
Inb4 some weed addict pedals the myth of DT

>ermmmm ACKSHUALLY according to this graph I made in MS Paint pre season statistics are very important and you should take these games seriously

>>150166736
The only thing you should notice in preseason is how your depth is looking and if the coaching staff addressed last season's issues at all. That's it.

>>150166736
You posted a picture of your ass

>>150166659
How many inches have you taken

>>150164591
kek what a retarded bulbasaur

>>150166731
https://youtu.be/jksPhQhJRoc

>Cardinals
>formed in like 1898
>have only TWO championships
>one is contested
>have less playoff wins than the Panthers
>have the same amount of playoff wins as Brady has Owl rings
Jesus Christ

I believe in astrology, tarot cards, reading tea leaves and preseason games. You need to be spiritually sensitive to receive the universes wisdom through them though.

>>150166690
Sounds like hell thank God I can't relate

I think JJ McCarthy is going to be very good

>>150166789
Actually they also have less playoff wins than the fucking Jaguars

Courtland Sutton seems like such a bro, I like him

Chargers

>>150166815
Does he even hold a medical license?

>>150166789
The Cardinals are a team that would greatly benefit from sucking complete ass and finishing bottom 3 for like 3 years and stacking blue chip prospects.

They need something to build on and meme-scramble is not it.

zesty

>>150165742
that's a lot of sleep in one day

>>150166858
But enough about me

How. Do I block anime posters?

>>150166789
the cards are free wins for the rest of the league

Intercourse, PA

>>150165778
Any reasonable father would have disowned her after this

This general is fucking shit. See you faggots week 1

>>150166815
He showed all the necessary traits today. Literally just has to work on improving the accuracy a bit, and some of the mechanics that naturally get better over time.
Wouldn't be surprised if he has a slowish start the first few games but progressively gets better and better as the season goes like Daniels did last year.

>>150166935
hope the plantation owner got a refund for this broken buck

>>150166847
I'm pretty sure they've done that before and it didnt help them

Nix didn't have a good set of reps tbhfamalam

this general is fucking cool see you faggots right now

>>150166935
Welcome to the Battlehawks. you can run and can't throw you'll fit right in

I would like to thank Anthony Richardson for sucking so much he lost the QB battle to Daniel Jones, leading to my Kangz getting a 4th round comp pick next year instead of a 5th for him

>>150166975
I didn't see any plays apart from his intentional grounding. Dumb as fuck but again it's pre season don't take shit seriously

>>150166935
yeah bro, just run the other way from the guy 2 yards away from flattening your qb someone else can get that

>>150166766
So you're saying you looked at a picture of my ass? Lol what a plonked fag

>>150166935
this would not even be considered a hard hit pre 2010s

>>150167037
Not my problem

Why do shitty QBs get rewarded with big money even though they suck at their job?
If I suck at my job I get fired

>>150167057
You're easily replaced.

>>150167072
So are shitty QBs
There are only like 5-6 good QBs at any given time

>>150167083
You don't get it. Jordan Manlove is a mutt that can kind of sort of throw the ball sometimes. Do you know how insanely rare that is?

>>150167106
Mahomes is a mutt

>>150167057
the shitty qbs arent getting big money. its the mid qbs getting over-paid

How did Mayli get a job with ESPN

Maylick this bussy

>>150167083
No. Going from QB 15 to 30 is a noticeable difference, you and an old mexican woman is not.

>>150167124
Are they a nigger or chink? If so they're automatically qualified

>HOLY WAHOOOOOOLY!! DID YOU JUST SEE THE HECKIN GOOD BOY SHADOODOO BOOP AND BOOF AND MLEM AND BEEP AGAINST THE PANTHERS DEFENCERINO?!? WOWIE ZOWIE HANG THE FRIGGIN BANNERS RIGHT N-ACK!

>>150167195
Did he died

>>150161967
Reminder to recycle
>>150161967
Dont let a good thread go to waste.

>>150167224
>good thread

>>150167195
>when the ragdoll physics kick in

>jags josh allen is now josh "hines-allen"
did this fucking faggot's long longest daddy comeback now that he's making it big and this fag wants to pretend that he's has a loving mommy and daddy despite the truth and he is assmad that the real Josh Allen gets all of the media attention because he is plugging some dumb random yid bitch?

>>150167209
Ember Snow is such a a slut

>>150167229
Did I stutter?

>>150167263
yes

>>150167274
Goofy ahh

>>150167338

>>150167346
On god catch this fade unc

mina

>>150167346
Goofy only fucks bad bitches and fat cows, 100% real nigga. Deadbeat ahh son hanging round his white friends too much tho, x-games lookin ass nigga. Go Jets btw

>>150167037
Yes. That’s exactly what the play told him to do. If Richardson wasn’t a retarded coon he would have dumped it to the RB on the hot read for an easy 5 yards. Or changed protection and told the RB or TE to stay in.

>My Bills play the Bucs in the preseason and in the regular season?

Why is this allowed? No offense to the Bucs but wouldn't it be better for both teams if we just didn't?

>>150167549
Baker will heem the bills

>>150167549
Do we have a permanent Cammy poster now? I’m for it.