Thread 150168793

meme20

even memeier sub-20

One-Day Cup

bleh cuzzie

YFO

>>150168793 (OP)
Viking rape genes are strong in this one

how many chances is inglis going to get exactly?

ONE DAY /CUP/ round 3 matches

>Group A

Derbyshire v Nottinghamshire
https://youtu.be/hIRkB-LTrRQ

Essex v Worcestershire
not up fuck em

Gloucestershire v Leicestershire
https://youtu.be/BCnqqH4K7Hw

>Group B

Kent v Durham
https://youtu.be/gb39eCPVcsg

Somerset v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/H9zD5uge0ys

Warwickshire v Northamptonshire
https://youtu.be/0k_J-KT1n1I

why are there so many indians in darwin?

tim david about to break his record

>>150168873
they migrated here a few hundred years before the English did

>>150168904
makes more sense than 60 gorillion years

>>150168807
why is he wearing aus colours

The absolute state of trains on Sunday in the United Kingdom
I can solve this

Based thread btw
I never liked upmball: the player either

MUHFUCKA

Only cricket I watch is the hundred, because it’s on the bbc.
Everything else I just follow the ball by ball commentary on cricinfo. Haven’t seen a test match since 2005, apart from those India games during Covid on channel 4.
Hoggard had decent away stats, even though he was always considered a Clouderson swing merchant

Who asked?

Australia are batting like fucking retards

more of a big wave surfing country really

this is burley a home match for us

just tuned in sorry lads

>>150169024
its over mate

Not as worried about the Ashes as I was now. kek.

more like darlose amirite

>>150168892
>McChucker predicts 5-0
I can see why

>>150168976
australia annexed nz mate how havent you heard of this

Why isn’t David playing in the hundred

more like gayvid

i've got a gay vid for ya haha

>>150169060
I’m surprised the proteas team is so full strength considering they get paid fuck all by South Africa

>>150169104
typical kiwi moment

>>150169104
im ready

protip: when you're broadcasting live don't call a cigarette a fag

get tim david in the ashes squad

>>150169162
sorry m8, we've got two geriatric deadshits to give a farewell to, labusham and inglis are due some runs, and kontas simply gives the best sloppy toppy bailey has ever had.

Imagine being called motherfucker

bonejaw fellas x

>>150169206
Your mumza was calling me that last night mate

DROPPED THE HARVEY-NEL TROPHY

Do you have to protect Ellis? Seems dumb

DROPPED THE CUMMINS-STEYN CUP

DROPPED THE CUMMINS- WESSELS CUP

OH NO NO NO NO BALL

Our 2s play quite far down in the Worcestershire divisions but one of the other teams in the league has a Saffer lad who's played provincial cricket over there as recently as a couple of years ago

His most recent scorecards on cricinfo show him up against the likes of Tristan Stubbs and Matthew Breetzke

Not entirely sure what's changed in his life to trade all that to go and live in a small village and play against the same trundlers I managed to score 89 against

Padvid wants his century

aren’t south africans meant to be good at fielding?

think youre getting confused with 'africans are good out in the field' mate

this maphaka dude has a nice bowling action

Watching the cricket

Born and bred Worcestershiremen Isaac Mohammed and Kashif Ali making absolute mincemeat of the Essex bowling attack

good shout i reckon

>>150169431
freak

Pretorius is fat as fuck

>>150169487
you can tell he was a big graeme smith fan growing up

>>150169496
'risp fat slogger

marnie would've had none of that celebration from maxxie

>>150169271
>WESSELS CUP
oof
meant DROPPED THE CUMMINS- WESSELS JAMBOREE
zingbarassed ngl fellas x

>>150169496
more torque for the pull shots
what a chad

wait on
>Konstas is not playing this memey
i-is he considered too prim and proper for t-20¿??

None of the "big 3" (Poot is an automatically excluded fraud for not even having a century in Oz) can claim GOAT status as none of them have won all the big 3 series India, Oz, England.

I'm wondering if a choking Saffer did achieve series victories in all 3? Thinking ABdV or Graham Smith, or Steyn among bowlers?

>>150169644
disgusting shriveled trunk you putrid blue cunt

>>150169669
he will make his first (and only) 100 in australia in perth during the coming ashes series. this is both mine and my neighbours prediction (objective truth (as of 4 days ago))

will dwarshius ever play a test?

You just dropped the Cummins-Pollock cup

It isn’t fair that Australia is the best in the world at cricket and has the worlds hottest women too

dwarshius more like corr she is a good looking lady (in regards to isa guha)

>>150169719
Eg Miss Universe Jen Hawkins hngggg

>>150169719
kek i was imagining going on a holiday to ireland earlier and imagining telling all the busted irish girls that theyre mid because australian girls mog them kek

>>150169729
Mogged by JHawk

>>150169731
shes mid (much like the irish)

>>150169739
don't make me bring out the big guns mate

>>150169743
*bets on her to place at randwick*

>>150169743
Pwned by the only Aussie Ms Universe m8

ms universe mor elike ms mid

>>150169746
shes a bit above competing in Miss Randwick mate

>>150169753
corrrrrr is that when her dress broke offf hhmmmmm

alright, break it up lads

>>150169770
skin needs a little more bleach love kek

>>150169757
That arse definitely ain’t mid. Search up her skirt falling down by accident. Best arse ever.

jen hawkins definitely has an arse, not an ass
kek

>>150169778
Can confirm….red g string and all.

>glenn chuckswell
Probably don't want to show a slowmo of his chucking again i see why he's wearing long sleeves

mad how it's so hard to find side on footage of Glenn McGrath's action after that report about degrees of flex came out
really makes you think

ooh ahh

>>150169830
not sure what you're getting at here

Worcestershire's Glenn McGrath is the best seam bowler of all time and it's not even close

mor elike worst-cershire

ADAM ZAMPA IS ON A HATTRICK FOR HIS NEXT GAME

>oh shit he's injured
>hes on a hattrick for the next series

https://wisden.com/cricket-news/bending-the-rules-when-the-icc-discovered-almost-every-bowler-in-cricket-history-had-an-lllegal-action

>...bowlers in cricket’s history had been throwers, according to the ICC’s definition. That included Glenn McGrath

Ethan Brookes is a serious talent
Once international sides realise that 61mph dibbly dobblers are actually highly effective, he'll surely cement his place in England's white-ball sides as the specialist all roundsman

>hits another plodding 70mph medium pacer past two part time binmen for four

Another stunning hundred by Don Bradman! What an honour to listen to this man play on the radio.

reminder that steve smith would be beating sachin's record if he didn't have to take a 2 year break for some bullshit the bowling group cooked up

>be steve smith
>cheat
>return and become captain
australia is so grim lol

smacky does it again

why are they playing hazlememe in a t20

Worcestershire's Ben Dwarshuis the standout figure with the ball AND the bat

the only thing grim here is that westpac logo

not cricket I'm afraid chaps

>>150170040
bring back VB

>>150169028
haha

>>150169959
kek so true. Reckon Smith might be the first genuinely elite test batsman Aus have produced. Ponting was elite against pace but played offspin almost as badly as bard

they kept playing Tim David - looks like he's finally arrived to international cricket. should pick him for the Ashes for some bazzing bants

would be better than kopestas

which english player will konstas retire this summer?
thinking its bout time stokes calls it a day

>>150170117
archer

Longevity doesn't make someone the best

any good truthnukes?

>>150170217
facts don't care about your feelings

>>150170217
Marcus Trescothick is an absolute fraud, got absolutely mentally COOKED in the test arena to the point where he came home like a Vietnam vet crying and blaming all on me mental elf, then parlayed his mental weakness into a book deal, actually pathetic

>>150170217
energy begets energy™

Another RAF F-35 made an emergency landing this time in Japan lmao absolute state

lads the pombears are playing

Greg

WAK UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS

>>150174578
no thank you

>>150174870
why not? bed stuck in corner?

/cric/ doing nothing and toil looms
dire

In the midst of unbearable angst and (dare I say it) ennui

Watching Windies vs Pakis

>>150175167
this but email
*bangs laptop*

whitetail deer took a dump in me gorilla cart fellas...first tiem it has happened. not sure if this is a sign ngl

finna boutta Whatsapp my Lakota spirit animal guide...anyone want owt¿?

>>150175838
no but steven owl iykwim haha

>>150175915
queem QUEEM haaahaaa x
AaaaaAAAAAAAA

>>150175591
realised you were a jeet and was saying hello

>>150168807
Ollie McBurnie, love that twat. x

>roston chase
>chased down the target

I'm beginning to realise something..

ummm...go on fella

attached a lububu to my cricket bat and started hitting sixes

>>150180822
noice

>>150179707
don't get dis

England are the niggers of test cricket

>>150181151
meant nonce*

>https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360786842/cricket-fan-makes-one-handed-catch-while-holding-two-beers
why did the commentatesperson call the batsperson a fag? didn't think that was allowed anymore

>the third world outsourced labour in my team wants to play video games with me outside of work
feel like a woman, trying to politely give him a sign im not interested

I usually just say I can't understand them and walk away

>>150169830
it's the most legal action ever, the report isn't real

Chuckstralians

united sneedom

>>150184595
extra funny because pat cummins kid literally looks like chuckie

>>150182827
Well the report apparently has 99% of players as having had illegal actions under then then strict quantified limits under the 2000 rules, which have since been altered apparently due to the report. Also apparently found that it’s pretty much impossible for an umpire to determine such small angles of straightening with the human eye.

Not sure why this retard is so specifically obsessing over McGrath.

>>150184680
because he was one of the three fast bowlers named in the press coverage
despite the fact that, as you say, 99% of international bowlers at the time failed the test
the whole 2005 English team failed it btw

Why are people acting like that crowd catch was /good/?
Media need to realise not everything will go viral and to stop trying to make it viral - theyre scaring away the zoomers

McChucker had an elbow as straight as Graham Nortob

>>150184711
As did the whole the Australian side. Only one player was mentioned as being within the limits, Sarwan, who was only a part-timer leggie.

Marcus Treschuckit
Andrew Cast
Michael Throwan (c)
Ian Hurl
Kevin Pitchersen
Andrew Flingoff
Paul Throwingwood
Geraint Jones †
Ashley Giles
Matthew Hyperextensioggard
Steve Bentarmison

>>150185018
lmao imagine being such a seething KWAB you came up with this

>>150185018
>James Benderson
>Stuart Flawed

>>150168853
ONE DAY /CUP/ Highlights post:
Day 1 of round 3 action
Report round-up https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cly33jq2lgno

>Group A

Derbyshire 341/8. (50.0) v Nottinghamshire 214. (38.3)
>RESULT: Derbs win by 127 runs.
https://youtu.be/ymGVGerGYMA

Essex 280. (45.2) v Worcestershire 340/9. (50.0)
>RESULT: Worcs win by 60 runs.
https://youtu.be/3sGHz7PHA8Y

Gloucestershire 286/7. (48.3) v Leicestershire 285/7. (50.0)
>RESULT: Gloucs win by 3 wickets.
https://youtu.be/NOq25QBN5IA

>Group B

Kent 238/8. (50.0) v Durham 239/3. (39.2)
>RESULT: Durham win by 7 wickets.
https://youtu.be/gb39eCPVcsg [Open]

Middlesex 256/5. (45.5) v Sussex 255/9. (50.0)
>RESULT: Middlesex win by 5 wickets.
https://youtu.be/F9DJxmPzg28

Somerset 250/7. (50.0) v Lancashire 254/8. (48.4)
>RESULT: Lancs win by 2 wickets.
https://youtu.be/f2IOlCPrnYs

Warwickshire 291/8. (50.0) v Northamptonshire 229. (42.4)
>RESULT: Warks win by 62 runs.
https://youtu.be/QEr990YkvYY

Like the fact that the Papua New Guinea team is made up of genuine Papuans for the most part

>>150185159
How much of a seething KWAB do you have to be to seethe at a fun post?

Reduced to using the work wi-fi because the jannies banned me for doing an Israel joke. Zionist pricks
That whole Aussie team were cheaters. Gilchrist and his illegal squash ball. Warnie and his diet pills. Steve Waugh soaking his handkerchief in poppers so he could huff to help him concentrate.

>>150185018
seething

>work wifi for 4chan

you'll be hauled in for a disciplinary soon lad. sys admin sees everything. is it really worth it just to post that nonsense on cric?

my IT department sent me an email this week saying verbatim "we've been trying to upgrade your laptop but it hasn't been turned on in 3 weeks"
had to break it to them that i don't operate in their ecosystem, for good reason

>>150185309
you are... LE CONSPIRACY THEORIST
if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear chud

If it’s a choice between losing my job and falling behind on the mortgage for the three bed in Perivale, or making cracks on /cric/ about Steve Waugh’s amyl nitrate addiction which he picked up in gay bars in Sydney in the mid 80s before aids was a thing, the decision is clear.

>he picked up in gay bars in Sydney in the mid 80s before aids was a thing, the decision is clear.
>AIDS was first recognized by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in 1981
yeah the decision is you learning history

>>150185018
>Andrew Flingoff
More like Andrew Flungout lmao

More like Andrew Walkitoff

>>150185018
>Paul Throwingwood

>can't think of any for Geriant Jones and Ashley Giles so just leaves it
pathetic

>>150185600
I was about to make some last minute changes to the 2005 English Ashes squad to make it work

Simon Throwns

>>150185018
>Geriant Throws
>Ashley Wiles

there's no good one for 'Ashley Giles'
t. just spent 5 minutes joggin the noggin

stay in yer capacity
tabla x

AIDS was a homophobic cia conspiracy mate, never actually existed. Read Foucault. Next time you toss off a shitpost do a little research eh? Because here on /cric/ we will call you out

remember Yung Filly lol

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGmGNaSS38G/

Food for thought

Chuckley Giles

>>150185749
leave it to the professionals, fella

just fell asleep

Business Idea:
Play cricket during August

pikelets kinda go hard tbqhwyls

reminder micksperg declared Servin' USA to be his favourite track and implied it should be the Aus national anthem lmao

>implying the Hundred isn’t on all August
>inb4 the Hundred isn’t cricket
Bairshit smashing a few sixes but ultimately coming up as a failure loser is the essence of cricket as a sport
But seriously, why would they change from ‘Better the Devil You Know’?

bairGOAT is there to infiltrate wales and annoy certain man. could score a century every game if he wanted

For posterity:

Thrustin Langer
Matthrew Hayden
Flicky Ponting (c)
Damien Martyn
Michael Chuck
Simon Kapitch
Adam Balltoss †
Shane Warned
Bend Lee
Glenn McChuck (coined by some pom, not me)
Shaun Toss

Fuck it should've been Bent Lee and now the whole team is ruined

>Adam Balltoss
kek you just gave up at this point

That into Shane Warned was what was cracking me up when I was writing it

uhh actually I think Michael Kasprthrowpitch featured in that series more mate

>>150186034
Kaspthrowpitch is probably in the all time world XI for chucker last names

>Throws!
>Bowedarm!
>Kaspthrowpitch the man to go!
I miss Ritchie Bendarm every day

hey you're alright! I tell ya I get no respect. No respect. oooyh I did bad in school I tell ya! I was the teacher's pet ya know? she couldn't afford a dog!

Are they, dare I say it, back?

i think we're in a timeline where they do improve a bit over the next few years and end up being a competitive again
doubt they ever (ever) get back to being a top 3 side

Just the colours and designs of these logos look horrendous
Don't need to see a zoomed in version, don't need to read the team names - just soulless slop
Worst cricket league in the world, unironically powergapped by IPL

t. kfc bbl fan

you wouldn't get this at the hundred

>not long till kath will be gracing our screens for the ashes
life is worth living

real soul coming through

never chase a dog

>>150186336
Tell that to Haider Ali

funny how shitjeet the nonce is staggering his return by posting here and there but isn't brave enough to fully get back on /cric/ yet (tbf don't blame him after based bard utterly btfo him off the board for 5 years by exposing the lies about his cousin)

guinness is a sweet girly drink

>implying the Windies ever went away
Guinness is the John Smiths of stout. Bland gassy shit.
Fullers London Porter or the Sam Smiths Taddy Porter mog

I call them worst grimdies

>>150186555
Why do you call them that, mate?

Glenn Chuckswell

Seated at Old Trafford for the meme format

>financing the donedred
could not be me

I enjoy having day out away from work

Women about to get under way.
As I write, first ball was nearly a stumping

Stunningly incompetent showing from the Original Women so far, just had a run out on a free hit

I'm too much of a chud to ever watch a woman's game, nevermind one live at a ground
actually think it was included in one of my tickets once but I just had a bit of a jolly around the area then rocked up late for the men's fixture lol

Moody hit a nice 4 but these ladies need to learn to hit it where the fielders aren't

4 fours since I posted that, I should be a coach

So when are they going to accept The Hundred is a failure? Only created because the pedo toffs didn't copyright T20

McCoys ladies finish 122/6

>>150187259
Soon will be a T20 competition by 2028

>>150187259
cope. this has been said since the start and it just keeps thriving. we are inevitable. can't shred the 'dred

>>150187259
Only started to make ECB executives and County Chairmen a million a-piece, and it’s done that.

McCoys women making this harder than needed. Tyrrell's needed 1.9 a ball then Manchester gave up a 4 and a 6 in one ball thanks to a no ball

>>150187828
>McCoys women making this harder than needed
but enough about my dick iykwim haha

elite tier
>pombear
>butterkist
>mccoys
mid tier
>KP
>skips
>hula hoops
dire tier
>tyrrells
>popchips

I SAID WEEEEEEEELLLLLLL

WHAT'S THE STORY PRASID KRISH.A

me? more excited about the upcoming pom-bear vs convict-emu test contest

McCoys bottled it.

>>150187885
>WHAT'S THE STORY
COS AFTER ALL YOU'RE MY BOUNDARY BALL IYKWIM HAHA

Oh god dammit. Originals are resting Jimmy, what a waste of a trip

>>150187985
AND SOOOOO HISLAND CAN WAIT
HE'S KNOWS HAZELWOOD'S SHHHHIIITE
AS HE'S RUNNING IN
HIS PIEEEEE SLIDES DOWN LEG
BUT DON'T LOOK BACK AT JUG EARS
I HEARD YOU SWEAR

Garbage rap nonsense has started at the hundred.
This needs to go, as does all the cringe crowd inclusion nonsense, I came to watch something close to cricket

>>150188106
>I came
based meza watching women's cricket iykwim haha

>>150188160
In the family section sadly so couldn't "enjoy" it properly

>>150188178
no but steven impregnate iykwim haha

>oldmanderson shill is funding the hundred
grire turn of events

DJs are such frauds, they have this guy on the big screen and he is constantly fiddling with knobs and switches and nothing about the music is changing

Shan't apologise for having a day out.
Will apologise for moaning about it throughout

yeah? having a laugh helping destroy test cricket are you mate? nice one. I heard Glenn Mcgrath said he was 'just having a day out' when he shot that poor elephant

>>150188342
no but steven .308

The ECB and BCCI* will destroy Test Cricket with or without me buying 1 £20 ticket

*and all those nations that refuse to play 5 test series

Elephants make for poor fielders, he was right to do it

fielder i hardly know her

I would also say that the people more to blame would be the people that bought the two seats to my left* and the 8 seats to my right who haven't shown up all day
*There were another 4 empty seats to my left but they are now filled with people who only turned up for the men

The genocide of the Russian people cannot go on. They have a right to their land. NATO are war criminals

Played alongside one of the women's Hundred players this year but shan't say which one

first it was bard playing and promoting the donedred to the impressionable young minds and now this bloke is going to the games
/cric/ is officially compromised

>>150188531
I never promoted it, I played it only begrudgingly
Playing another H*ndred game tomorrow, unfortunately
Don't normally turn out for the midweek side but we're in a final so I thought I'd make myself available after letting the peasants do all the hard work in the group stages and semi

>>150188457
Too true

Why does Britain care so much about Russia occupying Crimea? Genuinely bizarre

>>150188513
Assuming this was in some kind of social mixed team in some remote village or other

>>150188602
All land rightfully belongs to Queen Victoria

>>150188621
No, it's fairly common for women pro cricketers to play Saturday league cricket for local clubs, at least when they're towards the start of their career and haven't got good contracts yet, because the standard is similar to what they'd face at the upper levels of the women's game. Used to play with another who went on to play Birmingham League Cricket, which is a very good standard (don't think she did very well there though). This one is better, likely to play for England in the future

mad how anglo women have more athletic genes than welsh men

>>150188445
>only turned up for the men
wonder why
almost like watching wymxn trying to hit a ball is boring or suming innit
>>150188457
wonder why they keep expanding eastward because of muh hecking russia despite the usa being the biggest spender on defence worldwide

They should just make it illegal for under 18’s to access the internet. Prosecute the parents if the children are exposed to pornography

>>150188602
don't forget to say "take that putin" when you turn off your shower sweaty iykwim haha

Apparently, and I haven’t really looked into this but it seems about right, when it’s very windy here we are getting all of our electricity from the wind farms. If that’s true it’s pretty cool

>>150188766
That is cool, build 1 or 2 nuclear plants to balance out when it isn't windy and boom done

remember when america destroyed the pipeline but nothing of consequence happened

>>150188809
don't do this it creates mustard gas

Nonsense rapper is back, clearly didn't get the message from his first set. Tyrrell's (penis havers) chasing 164 to beat McCoy's (penis havers)

T-shirt cannons aren't coming to our stand :(

I'll tell you one thing, and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of lankie lad as a man just fucking plummeted

>set
it's not tennis mate

>>150189134
Fair

You'll be glad to hear David Warner got booed when they announced him

>>150189183
He's also just faced 3 dot balls

>>150189198
4. .and. . .5
A fucking maiden in the Hundred, really David

>>150189211
new to cricket so i might be wrong, but doesn't need to be all 6 balls in the over for it to be considered a maiden?

>>150189222
Ordinarily yes but the ECB wanted more profits per ball

>Hundred’s days could be numbered with T20 switch in play for next year
>IPL investors in Hundred keen on switch
*poos on your comp*

At least the new London Spirit owners have said they won't change the name. Some of the others are going to essentially be IPL franchises next year

What happens to the blast next year?

>>150189332
That just means they'll push The H*ndred as the main T20 comp and the Blast will be completely sidelined
It'll become meaningless franchise slop, and the ECB will achieve their goal of sidelining any of the counties which aren't in big cities
Was explaining this to a bloke at work today but he looked a bit bored while I was talking

>>150189332
hmm might go to a dondred game now just before the poopcalypse. proper part of history innit
also we all know jeets ruin everything

>>150189381
It's been entertaining, but I'd trade today to have been at any of the days of the past test series

>>150189380
I’m hearing. They’ve completely fucked this up, could’ve just added some big city franchise teams to the blast and allow them complete mercenary squads and the allow loans between the counties and franchises for duration of the t20 league.
Essentially what they should’ve done in Australia

Thinking McCoys might want to take a wicket here

Warner has taken my comments personally and is now near his 50 (he was run out a bit ago but the umpires are biased)

>>150189380
t20 was sovl in the mid 2000s (can't remember what it was called before the blast) because it was taken as a bit of a laugh. don't think many people follow it now so the inevitable regression into franchise sloppa was always on the cards - memes like t'undred were just introduced to stall this

Well yeah I'm there

i found an expired packet of Hula Hoops in the house today, on the back it mentioned the Hundred

>>150189594
Even early IPL was kino, I remember watching it on itv4 with my dad, money (and Sky) ruin everything

he didn't mean 'they're' as in multiple viewers, he was referring to the pronoun used by most hundred customers and shills :^)

*obligatory Jimmy would have 5 by now post*

>goes to watch the hundred (grim)
>posts on /cric/ throughout the entire game
must be really exciting

>watch a test match stream
>Post on cric throughout
Almost like I can concentrate on two things

>>150189418
Yeah they could have just reformed the Blast to have achieved all of the positive outcomes of the H*ndred without alienating the entire county cricket fanbase, but they chose not to. There's a school of thought at the ECB that the cricketing talent is too thinly spread out across 18 counties, and it'd be much better if there was just an elite of 8 city-based teams instead. They want to destroy the likes of Worcestershire, Somerset, and Derbyshire, who only really exist as major counties by accidents of history. The H*ndred is their mechanism for doing it.

Don't necessarily disagree the idea with more loans between the counties, but you have to be careful not to make the squads completely meaningless. Fans like to have some stability in their team's squads, so they can support the same core group of players through thick and thin. They particularly want to support local players, who have come up through the academy. If everybody just starts trading everybody for one competition each year, then it all becomes pointless and the real fans won't care

>>150189594
At the smaller grounds it seems like the T20 fixtures are still sold out, and I know it's still the biggest money-maker for all of the counties. Have seen that some of the Test grounds are more than half empty for some domestic T20 fixtures, but I also saw that Middlesex were charging like £38 a ticket (compared to £20 for a Hundred double header). Again, feels like it's deliberately structured that way, in those grounds, to push fans away from the Blast and towards the H*ndred

>>150189741
Ok so, they’re not going to do it but anyway, if they have the t20 at the end of the season so county players who are off contract can get signed for the franchises (which only exist for the t20) just for the t20. I’m just thinking how the franchises will be able to get some players, then again fuck them they can be entirely mercenaries.
When the bbl was being discussed it was clear they’d want more than one team in Sydney and Melbourne and they could’ve had Collingwood (the afl team) and South Sydney (the nrl team), those are also the two most popular football teams in the respective cities, and footy fans of the other teams would’ve naturally supported the state teams (NSW and Victoria) out of spite, instead of this absolute pure sporting kino they made up completely new franchises with unrelated colours.

I don’t know what they can do about worrying that the talent is spread too thin, perhaps just don’t worry about it as the cream always rises and the supporters will support the teams not the players. Adding 8 more teams won’t help.
We’ve also seen in rugby that the people don’t support this kind of amalgamated teams, in Wales and NZ in the union and in the NRL in Australia none of them have become in any way bigger than their predecessor clubs

3lolp

agree with that sentiment
posts getting too long in here
not reading

Another match losing innings from the great peewee fraud Kane

>>150190101
no but steven literate

>Manchester Originals
uhh no, that was Lancashire CCC actually

cricket for people who don’t like cricket

>>150190054
I'm not sure it would make sense having both the franchises and the counties. You want one or the other, really. Basically it'd make most sense if they just did what Warwickshire did for their white ball teams, selling their soul and becoming the more franchise-friendly "Birmingham Bears". No real difference between that and "Birmingham Phoenix", except the Bears actually have players who play for Warwickshire instead of a bunch of random mercenaries.

Agree that the problem of talent being spread too thin is a bit of a non-issue. The richer counties already hoover up the talent from smaller counties, and despite that the Blast remains competitive every year, with nearly all counties having won it at some point. If you only had 8 teams, all packed with international talent already, there wouldn't be the same opportunities for younger players to come through and show what they're all about (like Bethell did in the Bears side last year)

Doesn't matter what thieving ingrate Little Englanders think or post, the Welsh should split off and form the WCB and make the WPL

>Cardiff Challengers Bangalore
>Swansea Chennai Super Kings
>Glamorgan Gujarat Titans

>6 (SIX) RUNS NEEDED
>∞ (INFINITE) BALLS AVAILABLE
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM

>certain man bringing the shitjeet gimmick back
grim

>>150190549
Most of the central contracted players barely play any county cricket, and now the other “top” players don’t even play in the One Day Cup. The “spread too thin” is to quite a degree a symptom. Besides, Britain is about 3 times the population of Australia and Britain has 3 times the number of first-class counties versus state sides. The ECB and the establishment in English cricket only care about lining their own pockets, which is why most of the counties have been so badly run and they wouldn’t have the blundred and they wouldn’t have sold off those teams, if they cared then the money from the sales would go straight into grass roots and not via the counties first.

>301/3 THREE HUNDRED AND ONE RUNS FOR THREE WICKETS
https://youtu.be/wBwdUQqmrxY

>>150191479
Overall population doesn’t matter. Comparing English cricket with Australian you have to look at the proportion of the population that follows the cricket and the total numbers of registered players and juniors, the availability of school cricket and local clubs, and probably fta tv coverage

>>150191736
>hasn't won a single series against India or Australia
Fraudball

I read all the brit posts in a British accent but generally that accent is Scottish since it comes most naturally

big tim david

Is there a video archive of old test matches?

>>150195400
doesn't exist
you can find sessions and sometimes full days of certain tests on YouTube, but depends heavily on how historic the game was

>>150190858
>Cardiff Challengers Bangalore
some of the seppo Major League Cricket teams are laughably close to this grimdian (grim and indian) naming structure
>Mumbai Indians New York City
>Texas Super Kings

we should teach the chinese what cricket is, maybe they'll like it

i just realised why its called the hundred, what a shitty gimmick

>>150196898
because its a hundred out of a thousand

Imagine the Chinamen the Chinese could bowl

just smashed a cheeky pre-dinner KFC

>>150196807
Listen 'ere sheep nonce if /cric/ were waysis you'd be guigsy d'you what i mean yeah AS YOU WERE X

>>150196898
they aim to bowl 100 overs in a day, over five days

>>150196898
i'd like it more if it was called the zero iykwim

>>150196898
Because it’s a hundred percentage shit?

>>150197280
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

>120 balls
:-|
>100 balls
:-0

Yorkshire vs Lancashire in the one-day cup today. If both teams were at full strength and the match played on the weekend then it would be an absolutely kino day out for local cricketsfans, with 8 hours of spectacular entertainment in the sun. Instead, it's effectively a 2nd XI fixture, and played on a Tuesday when everybody is at work. Sad!

the majority of test matches are realistically won or lost in the first 100 balls of the test.
(i have no idea if that's accurate i just made it up)

>>150197315
well it does sound like something someone might say

>>150195400
Brian Lara on sega mega drive
>>150196898
https://youtu.be/zQX2q6WCrbE?si=KL9excgc1vEnKJlN

>>150197422
>fraggle face

>>150197222
once again sorry mate??

>t20 aus v saf 7:15pm from S0VLrara
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOO

>>150197441
followed by /our/ windies at 11:30pm

>ynr robelinda before he got sued
BBC showing the ‘dred tonight. Shall be watching.

Australia are becoming elite at t20s
need to stop this

Fun Fact: The last time when South Africa won a T20I against Australia was back in March 2020.

RKid on sheep nonces don't blame him AS YOU WERE X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJH2v79f3A&t=215

fun fact: the last time i watched a t20 was in feb 2005

>>150197604
hold on, everyone thinks t20 is a coinflip that often goes against the better team?

Excited to watch the Starc-de Kock

free stream for the game bros

https://crichd-stop.ru/fox-sports-501-live-streaming

>>150197672
amla de kock holder haha

>>150197696
Support Local
kayosports.com.au

ONE DAY /CUP/
round 3

>Group B

Yorkshire v Lancashire
https://youtu.be/0HbWHOKc7uE

BAHAHAHAHAHA POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH

https://youtu.be/VZziPLplaiM

>mark waugh says you're shit at fielding
its over for adam "1488" zampa

fat boy can hit a ball

>>150197777
checked

ain't no way tim david just concussed himself

>WHERE WERE YOU GOING
kek

that was weak as piss

what the fk was that lol

Glenn Chuckswell wearing longsleeves again

FOCKING HEAD DOWN WOLLOP CUNT

>Sean Abbott
SOLITARY BROTHER
IS THERE STILL A PART OF YOU THATS WANTS TO LIVE

Glenn "makes Saeed Ajmal's action look legal" Chuckswell

Don't know what's worse Welsh athletic genes or Australian rocket science

>>150191736
>>150190992
nige, my guy, you’ve got impeccable taste in music ngl fella. shame about yer englel though. chin up, ya¿ x

>>150198058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAghDS6s4Q

>>150198115
noice¡ have seen him and Tim hecker live back in the day ngl.fella x

How does Abbott get selected? Not even talking about him being a murderer

based

>i did nothing, it was all god
cool, why do we do anything then

GAVE GOD THE GLORY

is Brevis related to Brutthead?

>>150198139
we're all related through our love of God

>Dwarshius
Pozzies have nigger names now?

>>150198149
Dwarshius Letayvon Junior

i don't like god

>>150198156
OH NO IYKWIM HAHA

Is Dwarshius Letayvon Junior related to Steve Waugh?

>>150198174
He's related to Shaniq'ua Warnshius III

>>150197491
saffers read this

memeswell

he might be rude at times, but he memeswell

oh no he's done a hansy dropped the world cup

>>150198328
>oh no
I LOVE IT

david doesnt score any significant runs, hes actually concussed

it's past my bedtime

Evening cric

Never thought I'd hear skull say 'SS' and 'based' in one sentence

>>150198359
hes always been known to be a bit liberal with "nicker" in the comms box

Singapore's brave Tim David is making Australia decent at t20 shitcket. nice poaching lads

>Tim David
Having two first names is another nigger trait eg Stern John

i like our new smacky

>>150198427
gave ya mum my stern john just last night m8

>>150198439
GONE GOTTEM

big tim david

Mark Waugh keeps naming the jew

get david in the test team

Markram is a palindrome. Any other cricket names that are?

commentator curse

Another pozzie trying to kill himself playing the short ball

fucken hell mitch owen, score some fuckin runs

ANOTHER pozzie with two first names like a nigger

does Jesus Christ have two first names, or two last names?

GONE GOTT-ACK

Pozzies gluing the bails, always cheating

my personal winviz says Ausgaylians have a < 5% chance of winning this. kwab

Is Alex Carey related to Peter Carey, the renowned author of True History of the Kelly Gang, Jack Maggs and many more?

>>150198700
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

>>150198599
Owen isn't a first name fella

> getting mitch owen out
bad idea now australia win

get back Maphaka you don't know me like that

>>150198718
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Morris

Alex Carey too

>68 of 27
Doable in the ‘dred

>some random nonce
couldn't even find a famous owen?

Mitch Owen Wilson Pickett

>>150198777
Matt Henry James Joyce Carey Mulligan

End this please

found out recently that wilfred owen was a poof, so frankly he deserved to die

pozzies absolutely SEETHING because, if they're really honest, this is their favourite format lmao

cannot deny it. a fiercely proud t20i nation

Just wanted to watch Mitch Owen bat

Remember when Craig Kieswetter got man of the match in a T20 final against poztrqlia? Mad days

>>150198717
>poms are still too afraid to answer this one simple question

>>150198888
checked and trvked

>>150198900
y-you too thanks

>not getting (you)s
>starts chirping now
Sad!

>150198931
>obvious desperate plea for (you)'s

>not getting ashes
>>starts chirping aboutnssame old pozzies
Sad!

>gets heemed by 53 runs
>b-but remember when rain helped us get a DRAW in England????
dear oh dear. not a good look lads

t 20s are volatile

>live in a rainy country for centuries
>still blame the rain for not holding the ashes

>>150198700
>>150198826
>>150198931
>>150198977
>>150198988
don't you have bilateral trophies to be losing?

>>150199069
no but steven trophy case

Sensing a bit of rancour here. Can’t we all just get behind the Invincibles?

>>150199190
no but steven invulnerabilitay

>called the Invincibles
>actually are

Can’t think of a better pair of cricketing brothers than Curran and Curran. The Currants as I call them. Or the C-Dogs

We all watching T'undred then?

not cricket

>this is the absolute pinnacle of the most athletic welsh genes humans have discovered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUDWetGWw_8&ab_channel=TheHundred

>>150199643
...yh maybe
>>150198058
didn't ask but k
>>150198115
>>150198124
https://youtu.be/LZJOymJVP9k
>66/7

Cheeky bet on West India vs West Indies.
Babar Azam to top score.

>all the Hindu Trinis supporting Windies
>all the terrorists supporting the paki terrorists

KEK POZZFAILURE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

think it's been answered multiple times that the ashes is held by England. perhaps you were referring to the povvo replica (lmao) we let the pozzies have for a bit

reckon you need to win it to hold it champ, perhaps you were thinking of years ago

>>150200405
https://youtu.be/wy4IsC5eb7o

>>150200405
GOTTEM
I
T

really strong smell of poo in here all of a sudden

>seb you're a septic tank mate
mad how warnie could detect he was a jeet all those years ago (this was back when sebshit was still ashamed to come out and pretended to be white)

dealt it
smelt it
medbedev
etc etc
>Utter STATE of pookistan KABOOM BROSSSS

l-lads.is 8/3. a good start?

MAH BOI MOOOIIIIITTE

twenty20 is such a dogshit format for cricket

Created by the English filth the Welsh would never

Will Jayden Seales¿

BEST INDIES BROS WE ARE SO BACK

why are famous brothers almost never on opposing teams in domestic cricket? you hardly ever see a fast bowler bowling to his brother do you

Taylor to Taylor
Allison to Allison
Overton to Overton

Happens fairly regularly desu

Just top scored for my side in the H*ndred
Muscular 39
Team lost a nailbiter in the cup final (wide and then bye on the last ball to lose it on a technicality) but I don't really care about that, see cricket as more of an individual sport than a team sport

>lose
>celebrate a 39
just a little cope-ish isn't it

Hit a big six too, put it on top of the roof of one of the houses near the ground
That's a much better feeling than I'd have got if the team won the game, that's for sure

Good to see Windies get a big win

bit mental that there's only one poster on the cricket thread who actually plays cricket
long retired me (at around 29). shot reflexes now

>>150203583
Give it a try fella
Plenty of old boys playing into their 50s or even 60s, lots of time to get the reflexes back
Gives you something to do on a Saturday, and it's nice to feel part of a club

the problem is you can only play spinners and medium shitters after 32ish. yeah that's probably what you'll face 80% of the time but imagine having to call a helmet on, flagging how you're about to struggle against some zoomer

>>150203753
I'm still shittest against the slow stuff desu, need some pace on it

>A student has been sentenced after calling a hospital security guard a "f***ing Welsh c***". Layla Ahmed then argued the remark was not racist. However the 20-year-old later admitted her outburst at Cardiff's University Hospital of Wales was racially abusive, a court heard

>Prosecutor Nicholas Evans said the defendant became aggressive and was asked to leave by security guard Ian Sullivan. Ahmed then said to Mr Sullivan: "You f***ing Welsh c***." When he asked her to stop using racist language she replied: "How is that racist? You're white. You're Welsh."

Once again the cowardly English revealing their true colours

>Ahmed
>English
>How is that racist? You're white
of course she'd say that

Reminds me of when a brown girl called my friends and I "disturbingly white" in Elephant and Castle

don't believe a single anecdote either tard or spaccy have every shared on here. serial narcissistic liars

>>150204063
if only you could heem cunts like that

>he’s brought back the shitjeet gimmick
notice how Bard and zachy both went away and then came back at the same time?

>>150204099
You can, it’s easily done. I would have.

>bnob still slobbing him off
He's not gonna marry you, faggot

>>150204125
oi bruv av yoo godsd a loisens to heem a cunt

Fender Luxe Ultra Vintage Strat is calling me

rigged his gains, rigged ''his'' flat but most importantly rigged the poll

>alex hartley: how many fingers do you use?
>ravi bopara: i used to use 2 now i'm using 3
>hartley: *giggles and blushes*
What did she mean by this?

>>150204533
have a wagamama

>>150205392
no but steven wagamamay iykwim haha

Very disturbing news coming out of peeweeland

*checks reddit*

/our/ windies are so back

>>150208154
¿que?

the complete lack of a run chase that Pookistan put up lad
all out for 92 is not good
deary me

>>150209376
thanks bub

just made the executive decision that i've earned a beer
so i am having one

>earned
FOY

for me it's a nice glass of full cream milk

>>150209756
he said it as two syllables like "earn-ed" though

ear
ned

more like Err Nid

>>150209760
moloko plus pilled

we're in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEC8fTeKfj4

>>150209588
which brother was better and why was it Ian?

>>150210067
because he disavowed underarm as the other 2 executed it

>>150210079
>>150210079
>>150210079