A traditional curtain raiser for the English football season between the Premier League champions and FA Cup winners

Will we see another double Guard of Honour?

>>150169947 (OP)
>24 hours before kick off time bid for some of your rival player
that's not cheating

>>150169947 (OP)
hope palace win
>>150169957
gay

first few weeks of the season when i actually care about football

Liverpool 2-1
Eze 30'
Salah 44'
Frimpong 79'

>spurs 50m bid for harvey elliot
liverpoo going to be in a transfer positive this window wtf

Our Abs was just on TNT sports

I like Palace, hope they win

Since this is the curtain raiser of the season I will return to posting half time photos/webms of Anri Okita (born 1986 in Birmingham, United Kingdom)

Prediction: Palace 1-0

Notable absentees for Liverpool

Ryan Gravenberch is the big name missing from Liverpool's line-up today, as his partner is giving birth.

Kostas Tsimikas is also absent, with uncertainty about his future - five years to the day he signed for Liverpool.

Darwin Nunez, of course, has wrapped up his move to Saudi Arabia, so he's not here either!

2-0 Palace. Eze goal and assist.

>>150170114
licence paying for itself already

>>150170140
Is he as good as Olise?

>>150170143
Better but he's also 4 years older

>>150170143
no. hes going to arsenals bench within the week anyway

>>150170136
>as his partner is giving birth.
gravenbach a cop or something?

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE HAS JUST SEEN THIS FUCKING ADVERT ON TNT

>liverpool starting a midfield of 3 CAMs
based retards

>>150170164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_flIK7pPus
I fucking found it.
WTF

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>CAMs

>>150170164
just an indian pooing in a loo
nothing weird about that

>>150169947 (OP)
The absolute state of this formatting, why even bother making a thread?


Could everyone get in here and use this one instead, thanks

>>>150170033

>>150170136
>his partner is giving birth.
>partner
I bet you didn’t even notice how the lefty woke mob made this the default term over the past 5 years or so

>>150170207
Get some fresh air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xrjhiDKuU

>>150170200
I thought you'd have offed yourself during the summer formatautist

>>150170214
>goes to park
>gets stabbed

>>150170218
Arseanalbwos...

>>150170200
Get some fresh air

>>150170224
Try not living in London

>>150170207
get a grip

>>150170235
>complains about London
>gets arrested

Reds, we are fucking BACK

>>150170225
its over for us

>signing ektike over based tesco
its over, united are back on their perch

Anfield South is scorching today boys

>>150170200
Fuck off spacker.

t. maker of that very thread you've linked

CAM ON PALACE

>>150170267
holy based

that liverpool midfield has no defensive ability, its almost as flaky as man utds

>>150170278
Gravenberch is suspended and Mac Allister was given like an 8 week summer to recover

>>150170271
If I'd realised there was a thread up I wouldn't have made one.

>>150170291
You messed up the formatting anyway.

What the fuck was your thought process behind greentexting 1 set of subs but not the other?

>>150170297
because greentext subs is reddit AF

>>150170301
So why did you greentext one but not the other?

[Joyce] Kostas Tsimikas not in Liverpool squad. Nottingham Forest are believed to be finalizing a move for the left back.

another season of TNT sports being shite

>>150170311
to mess with your tiny minuscule fish-esque peabrain

>>150170324
take the C4 sports pill

not trying to be rude but think ive heard enough about jota for a life time

all my streaming sites are dead.

>bought one of these on amazon for a fiver
>hasnt been above mild temps since
im sorry guys i ruined summer

>palace fans with diogo jota on the back of their shirts
utter woke nonsense

>>150170357
its giving a heat wave this week I think

>>150170357
>faggy little hand fan
what are you some kind of poofter

>>150170357
gonna be 27-30 degrees all week here lad

lamborghinis are the most new money terrible taste supercar

if you actually rich like that you would not buy one they are gypos and reality tv stars/youtubers trying to flex

gubment blocked nhentai
countries gone

>>150170136
Notable absentees for Liverpool

Ryan Gravenberch is the big name missing from Liverpool's line-up today, as his partner is giving birth.

Kostas Tsimikas is also absent, with uncertainty about his future - five years to the day he signed for Liverpool.

Darwin Nunez, of course, has wrapped up his move to Saudi Arabia, so he's not here either!

Diogo Jota is expected to miss the game after dying in the summer.

WALK ON THROUGH THE WIND

>>150170370
theyre the new money car, most look at me styling, flashy etc. people who want to show off how rich they are basically. for me its le classy understated aston martin

Why do Liverpool fans say la

>>150170380
tsimikas to forest would make sense, didnt he used to play for their big fat greek owner? anyway they need another left back

>>150170386
>aston martin

kek

Should I go to the swimming pool or watch Liverpool?

>>150170388
its just lad but shortened. who has time to say 3 letter words nowadays

>>150170347
heres a tip put into google "football streaming github" and you will find updated githubs of mirrors and new sites
dont want to link my sites because they end up going to shit if you do

>>150170346
It's weird that mourning can feel so forced. Maybe everyone secretly hated the guy

if i had a disposable £120k i'd buy an audi rs6 avant

>>150170397
watch Liverpool

>>150170370
lambos are like muscle cars, liked by both retards and high iq car enthusiasts. the midwits go for porches and mclarens

adverts for the armed forces should be illegal

>>150170010
Can't see that side compete with Yanited this season.

>>150170397
pool's closed

>>150170403
modern journalism is just about getting as many clicks as you can, so if something like this happens every member of the media spams as many articles about it as they can to milk the ad revenue until the next thing happens or people stop clicking on it

>>150170397
I'm going gym

>>150170424
what about pooland?

fuck the shitty pool of liver pool and fuck the liver building and all the 3 graces and fuck life insurance as well

>>150170418
cool it with the antisemetic remarks

>>150170421

They should also hold a minutes silence or applause for Darwin Núñez. They killed him.

>>150170438
Yes BASED

>>150170439
never forget what they took from you

how many for jota today?

jota deserved it. irresponsible idiot

that away kit is vile

>>150170438
can't wait for this team to be actually worse than last season

Lads why are we watching an under 8s game?

rip

>>150170297
Fucking end yourself you complete waste of space. Mistakes happen. Have you gone through life without making a single error of any sort? Of course you fucking haven't. Here's a big tip: make the thread yourself next time you total fucking mongoloid.

hate liversissies but hope palace lose as i think it will lead to a domino effect of glasner and players leaving

>>150170170
Jones and Dom are box to boxers

rate my sunday so far lads
wake up wank
brekkie
pull sesh at the nasium + 5k run
shower
steak and eggs for lunch
spliff while i take my dog to the beach
back just in time for the footy

>celebrating someone who killed his brother

>>150170455
Harsh, but if we're brutally honest, true.

whats up poolliverpoos

gonna watch som proper slotball today easy 6-0 i reckon, cant wait to seengubujani play ive been keeping an eye on him since 2021 and curate his fan page on facebook

greetings

>>150170459
i think it might be better

i do think amad and bruno in the attacking midfield spots is better than cunha and mbuemo, but theres no way tesco can be worse than goylund. the goalie and CM are still awful though

>>150170471
why have another wank at the gym though?

>Slot complaining abiut the tight fit Adidas gear

kek

>>150170468
Is Glasner not liked by fans, why do you want him to leave?

>>150170455
he deserved worse. if he lived he'd be jailed straight out of ICU

Liverpool's first choice CMs are out so expect end to end

>>150170471
>no mention of other humans

>>150170471
I was gonna say 8/10 till I saw spiff *puke*

>>150170483
stood up and applauded this post

Where is Jota?

>>150170357
I got one of those Noctua desk fans.

>>150170484

arnold slut

jota died and everyone is laughing one month later. the world kept spinning and everyone forgot. what's the point of slaving myself for my cunt boss if I die and he'll replace me with a jeet a day later?

clinton fucking morrison

>>150170471
DUDE

>>150170505
His daughter is a slut, unironically

Isa Slot LOVES Konate and his BBC

Is this a real trophy?

>>150170507
the fucks he doing there

>>150170510
link instagram

>>150170506
a hard lesson to learn is nobody really gives a shit unless its their family member

>>150170471
>spliff

kys yourself

>>150170506
>what's the point of slaving myself for my cunt boss if I die and he'll replace me with a jeet a day later?
fuck, hes noticing
SHUT IT DOWN

get that shite booed

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150170506
you are correct, thinking you shouldnt think like this is the sickness of over socialisation

stay classy liverpool
fucking cunts

lmfao get baited nerds!!!

its actually sold out for the first time in years becus man city won fuck all

>>150170510
so is he. look at his cock bulge throught his trackies. very unprofessional

>>150170515
it's bigger than summer series and snapdragon trophy

>Booing national anthem

Always GIGA BASED

SCOUSE NOT ENGLISH
Now where is my benefits?

>the "dignitaries"
>Clinton Morrison

despise scousers with all my heart xx

>this isnt on normal telly

youve jewed me for the last time

>>150170528
Fuck off, not my king.

>>150170495
>AAAAAHHHHHHH I SHOULDNT HAVE RACED AT 200 MILES PER HOUR, KILLING MY BROTHER ASWELL

>eze
>esse

God Save the Afrikan Kween

stay mad irish rats
you WILL be reigned over

>>150170525
>Raises right arm at a 45 degree angle in solidarity with my based German bro

RIGHT THATS IT
FUCK LIVERPOOL
BOO THE MINUTES SILENCE!

This will be a loooong season for ABLs

liverpool is a shithole

seriously why do people smoke weed? what are the up sides

>some drunk guy slipped on his beer and fell down the stairs and died at oasis here last week

FOOTY IS FUCKING BACK LADS

>>150170564
based
all oasis fans deserve this fate

>>150170560
So they are English afterall

could really hear any boos desu, sounded like they turned down the crowd mics

Fuck the King
and Fuck England

why they boo?

>>150170563
coping mechanism for those too weak for their own thoughts

>>150170552
fuck off

>chelsea v milan on channel 5
fuck it watching that instead

>the rage over marijuana
unless you literally don't drink, what are you lot going on about?

>>150170552
Basiert.

>>150170471
>smoking weed
Basically that was the only thing that happened there. You smoked weed then shitposted

liverpools bench looks kinda shite

CAM ON WIRTZ

>>150170563
me personally i use it as a muscle relaxant

>>150170574
>>150170578
the duality of manschaft

>>150170571
subhuman liversissies think theyre irish

that liverpool kit would look significantly better without the red background behind the liverbird

>>150170552
Are greatest ally

wtf

>>150170519
>>150170521
>>150170526
correct. I'm only fully devoting myself to the ones I love. I stopped caring a long time ago about everything else that won't grieve for me when I die.

bewildering performance from the mancs in the crowd

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150170590
no we dont
thats ABL misinfo

boooooooo jota

#RIPJogo
#BLM
#istandwithisrael

>liverpool with a huge facelift this season
>over 200 kilometers pe....200 million spent

>>150170506
rape his daughter thatll teach the cunt

>ally mccoist

boooo

BASED BOOING

Russians at it again

>>150170577
Had a few beers last night. Oddly enough I didn’t stink my house out, listen to wog tunes and watch YouTube documentaries about aliens afterward

Weed is literally the worst drug

>>150170580
rude

boooooooooo

>BOOOOOOOO

based, fuck Liverpool and their pity parties.

ALWAYS THE VICTIMS

Why did they boo Jota?

>NOOOOOOO ITS OKAY TO BOO THE ANTHEM BUT NOT BOO OUR PLAYER

is footy finally back?

hahahaha fuck jota. manlet couldn't handle a supercar

>>150170618
they were booing the noisemakers

NEW REFEREE KIT LOOKS PRETTY SWAGGY LOOKS FITTED

>>150170574
Be quiet Steinberg

and there's the disrespect

>>150170615
why the long face

>>150170621
Why sympathise for a idiot speeding his super car over 100mph whilst he has a wife and kids at home?

>>150170614
>stink my house out
I forget that backyards are generally a fiction to you guys

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMAO

fucking wembley on a sunny day contrast

I have a pathological hatred of catholics

>booing the country of england you are in
:D
>booing a foreign player dead from his own speeding
:O

cringing my nut off at palace fans

>boo anthem instead of just staying silent
>complain about lack of respect for minute silence
kek classic liverpool mongs

>>150170635
they're called gardens you twat

Liverpool fans are fucking stupid for provoking them by booing the anthem and I don't even like England

>>150170642
i hate this shit
if your pitch is half shade half sun its a terrible design

I decided to watch my Chelsea play their second and final preseason match because I’m based, but damn, I missed the ghost of Jota getting booed? Fuck, that must’ve been funny

>>150170642
why didn't they rotate it 90degrees?

>>150170642
Worst place in the world to sit where the sun hits in wembley

>>150170650
>>150170653
Do you think booing a moment of reflection for people taken too soon is comparable to… booing an ode to imperialism?

I HATE DRUMS
I HATE DRUMS
I HATE DRUMS
I HATE DRUMS

>>150170635
>making my all neighbours smell some dosser plant on the three days of good weather we get per year
No thanks. I’m not unemployed. Only scumbag unemployed types smoke weed

PALACE ARE THE GOOD GUYS

>>150170665
here come the victim support force

>Ekitike's hair
I've seen enough. He's dogshit.

Is that le heckin flares and ultras????

Very Reddit team are palace

>>150170660
nah people were shouting do the crowd booed them

>>150170648
we all do bro
we all do

>>150170668
we all do bro
we all do

>>150170665
>an ode to imperialism
conquering the world was based, speeding in a lambo is cringe
simple as freak

heckin tike will score

>>150170662
reckon sitting in a village in somalia might be worse

Based Palaca fans, fuck UEFA

HUUUUUUUUUUGO

>Jones tucking his shirt in thinking he's Rodri

kek

Oh boy here we go

of course ekitike blooming out of psg

>>150170681
The Holmesdale Ultras are actual cancer.

>>150170685
WTF?

>>150170686
disagree

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>>150170679
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150170684
>freak
morning dave, got your dole today?

good start palacelads

ISAK WHO?

nice "defending" Crystal CP

WHO'S ISAK?

told you >>150170685

>ABLs

cheeky low effort home made mac and cheese footy scran

CP back to earth after that dream FA cup run.

this Ekiteke person looks solid

>>150170665
>a moment of reflection for people taken too soon
>an ode to imperialism

Both of them are murderers.

EKITIKEEEEEE

BASED PALINDROME CHAD

>>150170679
dont look at this post

>stream is approx 30 minutes behind

>>150170653
>>150170650
Actual mongs.
>>150170648
Shalom.

>>150170697
They really aren’t

THE SIKH ELDER OF MERSEYSIDE SAYS YAAS SAAR

ekitike wont score more than 10 goals this season

I hate defenders who just stand there

>>150170718
nice try

ABL tears

>eki first goal scorer
thanks for covering last nights coke spend

And they said he would be another blundershitga fraud

>>150170743
- your ass wide!

Stupid retard ABLfaggots...
Is it over already?

>le ACTUAL mong insult
how contrived, sad!

really makes you hmm

>>150170734
That guy is famous, he's actually from London but he's gone to every home and away game, including across Europe, for like 30 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bboxog8d-dg

>>150170685

Don't bother turning up this season.
Just gives us all the trophies now.

>>150170730
stop larping as a paddy indian freak

>>150170747
Melt

Nunez Nunez Nunez

>>150170730
The best thing about catholics is that you can torture and kill them and they won’t do anything back because they’re so lazy and idle

I support the proscribed terrorist group known as the Palestine Action Group

game's over
time to fap on some niche porn

>>150170753
booing the anthem is political

booing a dead man is just personal and uncalled for desu

the media like the mongs on here will always defend liverpool now and attack anyone who speaks out against them
scared pussies

>>150170773
wish i could do that but labour blocked it all

any ABL bros in, how are we going to cope?

>Wirtz assist
>Ekitike goal
Why don't ABL mongs just fucking kill themselves today?

>>150170778
>now

>>150170765
can you go back to nigeria?

>>150170754
so a red until he dies and his body is placed on a pile of garbage, set on fire and floats down the thames/ganges

Nunez passed the torch to Eki

>>150170777
childlike understanding of the world

>>150170731
They're an actual embarrassment.

>>150170780
They are like international businessmen. Tomorrow it will be like today never happened.

>>150170779
they blocked your hard drives? people laughed at me for hoarding terabytes of porn, who's laughing now? ahahahah

>>150170777
its personal to boo the national anthem too, tarquin.

imagine getting into an argument on 4channel

>>150170752
BOILING!

>>150170780
Not being a fenian, unemployed, rat eating, dosser Scouser

How did they manage to find worse defender than trent?

>>150170753
Everyone dies. Not everyone likes the monarchy (though they should)

>>150170777
You're endorsing a murderer. But I expect nothing different from Scousers.

why is liverpool spending their preseason playing unknown african league teams?

adding isak to this team would ruin it

hope another car goes through scousers at the end of the game
subhuman freaks

I’m a Liverpool fan, but never understood the booing the national anthem thing.
Imperialism was the best thing to happen to this country and we threw it away.

>>150170812
preparation for playing chelsea this season

>>150170814
paying 150m for him would ruin it

>>150170800
only for mentally ill rorkes who think the news is their own life

>>150170791
ad hom

>>150170818
Everyone in Liverpool has irish ancestry

That goal was made in Bundesliga

>>150170823
>rorkes
exposing yourself as brown congrats nothing more needs to be said

>>150170820
uma uma :D

>>150170765
Total normal thoughts to have going through your head.
Seriously though, you are brown or jewish.

>>150170818
They're not really booing empire or whatever, although most are commy fags so they probably would, they're booing the state, which they see the anthem as being representative of. Scousers tend to feel hard done by.

have faith, palace WILL win this

>>150170818
Your club has been hijacked by deformed freaks who are benefit fraudsters and petty criminals

how funny would it be if wirtz got an ACL injury today

>>150170830
im a scouser and id say about 20 percent do
another 20 percent larp tho

>>150170818
Plus they feel hard done by the state.

thye are booing because the royals didnt care about hillsborough you mongs

>>150170836
I'll add to this that if you aren't pissed off at the state you're worse than the scousers. The shitheads in Whitehall and wherever else are purposefully destroying the country, Scousers just noticed it first.

>>150170831
Bayern ruined your league.

>>150170830
Yeah so do I, the royalist kind though.

>>150170818
Couldn't they be booing the Starmer government

>>150170830
So? Imperialism was the best thing to happen to Ireland too.

corr that touch from hugo

>>150170753
bit harsh. not as if jota died in some tragedy. fucker was going at 140 mph and his tyre blew out

close

>The English word nation from Middle English c. 1300, nacioun "a race of people, large group of people with common ancestry and language," from Old French nacion "birth (naissance), rank; descendants, relatives; country, homeland" (12c.) and directly from Latin nationem (nominative natio (nātĭō), supine of verb nascar « to birth » (supine : natum)) "birth, origin; breed, stock, kind, species; race of people, tribe," literally "that which has been born," from natus, past participle of nasci "be born" (Old Latin gnasci), from PIE root *gene- "give birth, beget," with derivatives referring to procreation and familial and tribal groups.
booing a national anthem is a fuck you to our ethnic group
foreigns wouldnt get it naturally

Shit teams

>kill a bunch of fans in italy
>kill your own fans in england
play the victims
kek ok :))

the redpill is that the royals are a jewish puppet and they use the class system to cuck the average man

uhh ABLbros Ekitike is actually world class...

>wackpo

>>150170855
Anytime a parent has to bury their two sons is a tragedy.

>>150170855
his tyre blew out because of the temperatures owed to climate change

ERA PENAL

it's over
wirtz is actually good

AHAHHAHAHAHA LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ABABL BTFO

refball already

Uh oh

>big virgin

How did mateta not score that. Anyway van dijk proving he's still shit.

>van shite

>aura defending

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahhahaahahaahahahaa
UH OH POOP FANS

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

ERA

Give CP all your energy. We cant let liverchuds win

>SPAGHETA

>VAN KIKE

>>150170874
Of course he is. Did you think he wasn't?
He's going to be the best midfielder in the premier league for the next decade.

come on ali

virgin man dike

HAHA

referee giving a penalty against liverpool, wonder if they'll run a viral marketing campaign to shame and get this guy out of the league as well

>>150170848
PL money did, really. Teams like Leverkusen and Frankfurt cant build teams to compete since they lose their best players every season. Frankfurt lost Marmoush and Hugo within 12 months bcuz they cant offer the same wages

>>150170817
You have insane, murderous thoughts swimming in your head but yeah, they're the subhuman freaks...

wasnt allison blonder?

>man molehill

>>150170901
yes

>>150170901
>replying to d*ve

>>150170888
what CP are you taking about?

van dijk really needs to be replaced
he's been shit for a while now

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When's Isak getting subbed on?

When you aura defend too hard

hahahahaha

dadberg calling mateta malteser head, bit fucking racist init

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kek virgin van shite

why is mateta still playing for palace? why haven't a proper team signed him?

>>150170907
Please seek help before you hurt innocent people.

Great save there. Reading thread feels like my stream is behind.

van dijk is washed
salah is washed
ABLs are so back

hahaha boo you bin dippers

>>150170924
he's 30

>>150170924
hes off to newcastle this week

>>150170925
very reddit post please go back

>>150170836
>feel hard done by
Compared to literally everywhere else north of Birmingham they have had it incredibly easy. Isn’t it strange when men in the North East and Yorkshire were mining coal a mile out to sea, underground, and in Scotland they were building ships and oil rigs - the Scouser was doing nothing other than steal things from shipping containers? There is no Scouser Fred Dibnah. Liverpool didn’t produce a Brunel, Telford, Smeaton or Carnegie. No artists, writers, poets, fighters, soldiers. You can go the length of this country and if you see men digging, working at depth or height or in any other condition there is never a Scouser in their number

The entire North East of England is poorer and harder done by from government than your retard containment area but they’re respected for being grafters. You’re infamous for being child murderers, paedophiles and layabouts. Liverpool is White Bradford

ABLoids we're so fucking back

>>150170919
kek

>>150170924
would really have thought arteta's insanity would have him signing him for us cos their surnames rhyme and that means it's fate

BOOM BOOM MATETAS IN THE ROOM
THERES NO ONE WHO COULD HAVE SCORED IT BETTER
THAN JEAN PHILIP MATETA

>>150170935
Liverpool was one of the biggest ports in the world you dumb cunt
I know you're a new arrival but even wikipedia would help.

what do you prefer lads?
got to be scampi for me

>spend 300 million
>lose to palarse
lmao

>>150170919
say no to racism #kickitout

>>150170935
yes, they are
but theyre too cucked to complain about it
england was brainwashed into le stiff upper lip and stoicism while the royals and the jews take all our shekels and work us to the bone. the dippers are atleast man enough to fight it

>>150170952
Bacon

Salah refused to go to Jota's funeral and any of the services for his death. A vile, racist individual.
If Jota was brown (especially Palestinian) he would've been there at the drop of a hat.

>lelpool jobbing against african palace

muñoz is so good
why has nobody bought him

>>150170943
the sun could run a headline saying whats the cheese between arteta and matata leading to some funny thoughts by the reader

FRIMMERZ

>>150170956
good morning saars

>>150170956
>you'll neeeeevvvvaaaa poooooooo alooooooooone

debut boys having a great game

based ping pong

CAN'T PINGPONG THE FRIMPONG

gay little dance there

>>150170952
Not even a question, scampi fries

>>150170899
Early 2010s seemed like German teams will be competing with PL and La Liga but not sure what went wrong
I watched lots of Bundesliga on Eurosport back then

Ooohhhh What a goal

chimpong

oh my god shut the fuck up daz
for a start it's the 21st minute

>>150170935
Also you proved my point from >>150170847.
If you're not also booing and complaining constantly you're a weak little bitch and less than Scousers.

>>150170959
How do they fight it, mong? They lick Labour's arse hole as avidly as a Geordie does an Arab's bum hole.

>DEANO

ABLoids its so over

He's watching down bros

>gay jazzy hands
dat nigga zesty

wtf come on
pingpong scored

>>150170949
>have big port
>sit around it and nick stuff
>why did it close down ‘la

Henderson little fucking midget kek

The commentator is a believer in psychic stuff?

>20 MINUTES 20 MINUTES 20 MINUTES

Alright we fucking get it

scored on 20 minutes no heckin way jota will be smiling up from hell

>>150170992
what will it take for you to believe?

LE 20 MINS FAEC
SO POIGNANT
HOW POIGNANT IS THAT LADS?

>tfw we are so good that the ABL spam when we concede doesnt even affect me because i know we will almost always win the match and the people doing it will be quietly seething at full time

weve come a long way lads

OMG NUMBER 20 JOTA REACHED UP FROM THE FIERY PUTS OF HELL IN THE 20TH MINUTE AND HELPED IT IN

AYYOOOOOO HOW HE DO THAT

>>150171001
Klopp died?

whys that ni*ger wearing a blindfold

>>150171008
Glenn Hoddle beleived disabled people sinned in a past life and used to get witch doctors to walk around the pitch before kickoff

why does pingpong wear the headband?

20 minutes was it?

epic fail from a couple mins back

rigged fa shit

JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA JOTA

>>150171006
You're unhinged antipathy leaves you open to being consistently incorrect on this matter. Further discussion is fruitless.

>>150171012
>>150171019
reported to Ofcom

>>150171024
yeah hoddle is based

>>150171028
same reason madueke does
giga forehead

>>150171024
I bet a lot of people believe in karma

>using up your good luck already for the freaking community shield

howling

>>150170993
If you think the reason scousers are booing the national anthem is because they are somehow more politically attuned than the rest of us then you’re as deluded as they are. I hate everything this country has become. Scousers weren’t wise to this and they aren’t ahead of the game, they are part of the problem

Bundesliga players farming this shit league
Next up, Wirtz

>>150171031
2 mishit crosses
1 kills a promising attack
1 hits the back of the net

>hydration break
game's gone

>>150171043
Liverpool will being using up their 'good luck' for the next 7 years. Get used to it.

>>150171023
Tribute to Gervinho

>>150171038
where do you think you go if you kill your brother?

are water breaks an actual thing now?

>hydration break

you think these bundes frauds are good?

just wait until you see sesko

>>150171057
Seek help.

>>150171049
Wirtz already handed out the assist for Etikite's goal

>>150171028
long hair dreadlocks is a retard option for a pro football player

>>150171045
I think Scousers are a bunch of commie retard leftists but anybody defending the King and singing 'GOD SAVE THE KING' is a fucking traitor and a stupid cunt to boot.

wipe your fanny down break
soft cunts

drinks break after 15 minutes of running around is pathetic
try working on the scaffolds during a british heat wave

>25C hot day
that is cold in the shade

>27°
kek

>>150171024
I mean he’s not wrong really, disabled people are mostly completely awful. I used to work with disabled (physically) people as part of my job and out of a hundred there was 4 that were sound. Three of them had been in industrial accidents and the other had been shot. The rest were just terrible. I know that sounds bad but they were really evil

Downies are lovely, so I don’t know what happened there. But the majority of people with physical disabilities are rude, unpleasant and mean

CAM ON PALACE

both liverpool goals lucky

jarring amount of change in this team.

>>150171078
GIVE THE SCAFFOLDERS FOOTBALLER WAGES

so now football has 4 quarters or what
>cooling break

>hydration break
>It's 26 degrees

lmao what

>drinks break when its only 27 degrees
ffs, games gone

>26.3°C (feels like 26.3°C), clear sky, humidity 41%
>hydration break

>>150171078
And guess which one gets paid millions? World's gone mad I tell you

>>150171068
that freak could have killed more innocent people he deserves everything he got for being a twat

woke nonsense

>>150171091
Scaffolders tend to have footballers cocaine habits and driving fast decisions

liverpool are the blackest team in the league

will hughes?

It’s the 80th anniversary of the nuclear bomb being dropped on Nagasaki

They took a hydration break at 27 Degrees Celcius with 30% humidity btw

>>150171113
Not even the blackest team on the pitch

hot cuppa breaks in winter next?

>>150171058
Thanks to climate change we will probably see them almost every game in the near future

>>150171117
great

>>150171113
They are playing Crystal Palace, there's also Arsenal
Lotsa teams full of blacks

why dont more players tap into the tucked shirt aura

>>150171117
Did they get a hydration break too?

MODS

dude is too blonde

Probably in the pop contract that they have to have a break if it's over 21c

Liverpool not looking like a team which spends at will (half a billion so far this window with more to come)

are the rumours palace is being kicked out of the europa league and replaced by man utd true?

>>150171022
no, he sits on the roof

>not having that flag filtered

>>150171106
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>150171126
Climate change is based. I was in Perth last year and it was lovely. I want it to be that weather everywhere during the summer so I can sit out and tan

>>150171148
Forest would be taking their place

Hes here...

>>150171141
le 30 iq face

this liverpool squad only cost £1bn

I remember will hughes leading me to fifa glory in like 2015

>>150171105
for having a tire blow out?

>>150171075
this, the """"windsors"""" are complicit in the decline of this country and are more concerned about their commonwealth subjects than the british nations

where's Isak
we were told Ekitike and Isak were a bundle deal

>>150171155
this
why do we have to fuck ourselves over to help other countries
we need it to be warmer here, go full industrial revolution

>>150171106
el Chileano

>>150171169
the speeding like a twat

>>150171173
looking like hes going to sit in the reserves for a season

>>150171173
he's staying mate

>Liverpool coasting to victory
>ABL's seething
reaching levels of comfy never thought possible

>>150171180
based edgy poster

>all the Liverpool signings fit in seamlessly
>rest of the league will probably take 6 months to bed in their good signings and let 2 or 3 new signings leave next summer
Why does this always happen?

>>150171168
hate that albino looking sheep shagging freak hope he snaps his ACL before his career ends gay little gimp

funny how chiesa got such a good song

>>150171173
be patient la the coutinho money gets paid in installments, not a lump-sum

>>150171132
presumably

>>150171188
this is going to be the status quo for another season
honestly if i was ABL id just go into a coma and wake up in a couple years, or atleast avoid the match threads

Guys, I clicked on it...am I done?

>>150171189
if you speed and kill yourself, your brother, and put other people at risk you are a twat that i have 0 sympathy for
nothing edgy about it im confident its a majority opinion

>>150171192
clearly i've not kept up to date enough with his career

Why did he do that?

hsektiketokky

>>150171191
The core of the team is still the same

when will salah come on

who is better out of eikitike and tesco?

>>150171211
depends how much you're speeding and if there are other factors at play. thanks for your take on this though.

>>150171227
you type like a woman
thanks for your opinion tho hun xx

>>150171226
Right now? Ekitike.
At the end of the season? Ekitike.
At the heat death of the universe? Ekitike.

>>150171191
because liverpoo scout for mentality
they look for players with strongmind i read an article on it

definitive list is in
sainsburys > aldi > asda > morrisons >>>> co-op >>>>>>>>>>>>> literal starvation > happy shopper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tesco

>>150171236
you do everything like a teenager, hun

where tikitaka goals

wtf is salad doin out there?

>>150171226
Tesco has a cool name

>>150171238
>using the editor to check out hidden attributes
of course

The only reason everyone here cares that Jota was speeding is because he was a Liverpool player. Transparent and tragic behaviour from jealous people with sad, sad lives.

>>150171227
>replying to dave
bro hes mentally ill, he will call you a freak and then say xx next

>>150171226
Sesko is just dumb muscle

>>150171239
Aldi’s fresh produce barely lasts 2 days after you buy it

>>150171242
teenagers are the twats speeding most of the time you halfwit yank mong

>>150171255
you're trying too hard

absolutely gagging for a munoz foul for me acca to come in

>>150171238
Based if true. You can't make a man.

wtf why did they shut down the youtube stream

>>150171173
the bundle deal was frimpong and wirtz

>>150171257
thanks for your opinion

wtf happened to the stream

acestream continues to work flawlessly

>>150171249
They only knew it was him because Liverpool players are the only ones who have a blue badge on the dashboard

did the fa just get a video copy struck against themselves?

>also captcha is bad for health

maybe they just forgot the region lock

>>150171270
>>150171262
ronaldothejews.gif

odd lineup and some wonky tactics so far. seems to be working so far but probably results in some wild, high scoring matches if this is meant to be the new approach

>>150171277
fuck i tought it was weird when i first saw it on youtube

>>150171279
Gravenberch and Mac Allister will give more balance in midfield

>>150171278
Nope
jew stream is fine

>>150171267
np hun xo

>win the league
>spend another 300m on upgrades

life has never been so based thank you jesus i deserved this

>>150171274
where are good acestreams listed these days?

Liverpool defense looking very shaky.

Salah looks old and slow
He was good until Ramadan last season then started fucking up everything

>>150171292
>making fun of your own typing
kek youve been played like a fiddle

>>150171275
The jokes are fine, I made loads myself. I mean who cares, really? The 'outpouring of emotion' is normie cringe, but there are people here who seem genuinely bitter and try to mask it with
>muh b-but he was SPEEEEDING
really embarrassing behaviour. If any of these mongs could afford a nice car and found themselves on an almost empty road in the dead of night they'd find themselves to be hypocrites.

>>150171286
definitely. are they hurt? looks like macallister is on the bench

Sesko would rip this Liverpool defence apart.

>>150171302
the jews got him

i've seen enough
palace ain't winning this

>>150171274
link please anon?

>>150171307
see >>150171257

>liverpool 0.05 xg

it's gonna be another of them seasons where liverpool gets results they don't deserve

>>150171308
and if you died acting like a twat because you thought you would get away with it you shouldnt expect any sympathy
you are just a mad liversissy that no one cares about some speeding foreign cunt being dead
its well deserved

>>150171309
Grav had a baby last night and Mac had an extended pre season

now the dust has settled
can anyone realistically stop arsenal winning the league?

>>150171309
Gravenberch's wife gave birth last night and he's suspended

Mac Allister had an extended summer break and only came back last week so can't do 90 minutes yet

>>150171308
I hit 170 in a remapped 335i on the A1. Regularly do 100 on a 30 road near my house. There’s also an NSL road near me which I took my m8s TVR down at 150. Speeding is based

Unfortunately, being a Liverpool player isn’t based at all

>>150171336
>>150171330
had assumed the first one was taking the piss

>>150171330
really? he didn't look pregnant to me

>>150171330
makes sense. surprised no endo then but i guess this lets the man play with all his toys at once

>>150171328
oh, its dave...
shouldnt have wasted my time.

Make the new thread

>>150171328
I don't care. You do. That was my point. You wouldn't care if it was some rando, though, and you'd care far more and be far more sympathetic if it was your brother. Your emotions are being clouded by who he was. That's my point. It's weak-mind shit.

>>150171308
he also killed his brother
so he is a speeding idiot and also a murderer

new treat?

I Fucking hate this timeline
we are just living in every liverpool fans wet dream

why does god hate me

Ngl Wirtz looks like a massive flop and a fraud so far

>>150171355
if my brother died in a car with someone that was speeding i would hate them and be happy if their minute silence got a boo
your emotions are being clouded if you think otherwise

>>150171373
He's been Liverpool's most creative player linking the midfield and forwards

>>150171373
looks to me like he's the best player on the park

>>150171360
>needing to change the defintion of a word to make your point
gonna be an audible yikes while chuckling from me dog

>>150171381
>>150171381
>>150171381

>>150171360
He died how he lived

>>150171332
arsenal will finish 4th
they've bottled it too many times to make a serious title run again

>>150171361
slow board no need

>>150171377
>I care because his brother died
lmao come on man, that might be enough to larp in your own head that you have some moral high ground but I'm not so easily lied to.

>>150171373
Your striker has scored less than Wirtz

>>150171391
i have 0 sympathy for him after killing his brother yeah
you are too emotional for logic clearly

>>150171410
Neither do I. I don't have any sympathy for his brother either. I don't care. You do. You wouldn't, but he's played for Liverpool, so you've constructed this bizarre lie in your head about how moral you are
>HIS POOR BROTHER
lmao

>>150171433
genuinely dont know what your post is trying to say at this point extremely incoherent and schizo

>>150171443
I've explained myself perfectly and you've been summarily exposed.

>>150171459
if you say so schizo

>>150171294
>>150171320
acestreamsearch.net/en/?q=bt+sport

you have to have the client installed (aceplayer)
then
acestream://efc60cfe5e3a349baa02bcc49f6647c21a9c3c5b

>>150171310
>>150171065
Mate. Nobody cares about Sesko. He's a nobody.