>Lap:
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>Countdown to Heineken Dutch GP:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>150152916

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Happy 25th birthday to former Red Bull Racing reserve driver Jüri "Bitch Nigga" Vips

Anime

gimi

onso pole

gimi (bis)

jazz for the soul

>>150170450
>POV: You are Lando Norris' gaping anus

>ynr colapiss

>>150170486
grim. he needs to get some advice on how to cheat his way to victory from fellow countryman riggi cuckitini

>>150170477

Andrea

>>150170498

>>150170539
TSU!

you now remember when kwablaren went to the stewards to have alonso penalised in favour of affirmativeactionmilton

>>150170591
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150170591
the only time a team tried to get one of its drivers penalized

>>150170498
> Lionel Andrés Pissi "Riggi" Cuckitini, also known as Eibarman (born 24 June 1987 in Eibar's stadium), is an Argentine professional penalty merchant who plays for Inter Miami and the Argentina national team. Often considered the best statpadder in the world and widely regarded as one of the greatest bottlers of all time, Pissi has cheated his way to eight Ballon d'Or awards, six European Golden Shoes and a whole lot of other irrelevant popularity contests. He has spent most of his professional career with Farça, where he has bottled the Uefa Champions League for a record 6 consecutive years. A prolific statpadder and small game player, Pissi holds the records for most goals against Eibar (20), most international finals bottled (4), most inches gained by taking hormones (8) and most Indian and Arab 12-year-old fanboys (292.000.000). He has scored over 800 penalties and tap-ins for club and country, and he's widely regarded as the most overrated, fraudulent system player ever. Shame on you riggi!

>>150170616
who cares if it's not in a chamionship winning car?

buy my meal amigo

Max Furstappen :3

edd

>>150171280
Mid-season f1 rankings
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/edd-straws-mid-season-2025-f1-driver-rankings/
PS3 #1

ollie

Fuck Fred Vasseur
Fuck Michael Schumacher
and Fuck modern Ferrari

>>150170616
Someone doesnt watch races lmao kys leaf

>>150171429
>Fuck Michael Schumacher
Careful, anon. He might not be in a state to give consent.

You know what, I'm just gonna say it. FUCK OSCAR PIASTRI

FUCK APEX GP

fucking Penelope Kvyat

Oh FUCK

I've got a fucking puncture. What the fuck is he doing?
Sorry. Fucking puncture
MY GOD FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

>>150171745
>MY GOD FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
so thats what he said, ok
very flandersry

stop inventing

OH GOD IM INVEEEENTIIIING

>>150171645
>>150171682
>>150171745
RUM ;P

now Alaia Rosberg

oh no, they make fun of juju, they call her "safetycar" because she is so slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFNn9IfVHzM

>>150171901
くわぶ

Ladies and gentlemen…

gimi

amx

I'm hungry

Is it widely accepted that F1 agreed to let Berger drive a cheat car because his father died before?

>>150172065
>tf
>tp
Of course you WOULD be hungry, you potbelly, grease dripping, burger devouring, salad dodging fatty mcfatso.

>>150172065
the fuck are those

>>150172223
Baby gators

>>150172228
they were just little babies!

>>150172065
Hungry was last week. This week is summer break.

>>150172260
jejejje

>>150172259
And now they'll be babies for eternity.

which current f1 driver is most likely in a gooning-induced trance state, controlled completely by their cock, at this very moment?

>>150172260
I'm hungry for turkey.

>>150172295
not Hadjar since he's cut and can't enjoy orgasms

>>150172259
They're delicious.

>>150172328
thats so sad
if he wins the wdc, would he reclaim his foreskin?
wow, was any wdc ever a cut fag?

>>150172423
Jody Scheckter
Phil Hill

>>150172423
Phil Hill
Mario Andretti

>>150172423
jochen rindt

>>150172435
>>150172440
but i couldnt find anything on hill and andreti isnt jewish, and i dont think that the masive mutilation of american kids had already began by then

good morning sirs

>>150172526
>i dont think that the masive mutilation of american kids had already began by then
Explain Donald Trump then.

What's the white thing in the middle?

>>150172899
snow

>>150172899
Probably salt. From the lake.

>>150172551
part 2 of that video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGwvjZOZx4M

>>150172526
>the masive mutilation of american kids
Especially because he is Italian

>>150172899
My cum after jerking it to her for 20 years.

>>150172934
>gorgeous
paused the video, feel like closing. convince me to keep watching.

>>150172935
what? he was born in istria??? i thought he was born in the us
wow, i didnt know about this, why didnt you tell me before???

>>150172934
I always wondered why jeets wear NY Yankees branded caps and shirts. Like they’re the worst baseball team lmao

>>150172984
Born in Istria and then moved to Tuscany, he went to the US as a teenager

>>150173016
Unsold surplus of sports gear is always exported out to third world countries.

>>150172939
They just don't make them like they used to.

>>150173016
Fitting, jeets are the worst race

>>150173067
>jeets are the worst race
Nah. That's still Miami.

>>150173083
jejjeje

>>150173016
>t. astrosfag still seething about the loss
Mad that Yanks are better than you hillbillies, huh?

>>150173083
wew

>>150173016
I thought it's just the random bootleg they get their hands on

>>150173064
plenty of BBC-loving snowbunnies now, not sure what you mean

>>150173105
I don’t live in Houston, so no, you guys are just shit. Even teams from California shit on Yankees. Sad!

>>150172899
Man I miss living near the mountains maaaan

>>150173134

>>150173117

>>150173196
What a bigot, should be cancelled.

>>150173209
Isn't being at Ferrari now suffering enough?

>>150173138
Name ONE (1) team from Crapifornia that have beaten the Yankees. You can’t you disingenuous cock sucker.

>>150173238
Kings

>>150173277
>rags
clipartdogwithspots.png

Piquet speedrunning AMX with chuds.

>>150173238
Yankees lost to 49ers back in October you cock waffle

>>150173326
Doesn't he mean "with the nigger"?

Vips

>>150173419
Halo would have saved him

>>150172934
>be asian woman
>walk alone by yourself in the shit coated crumbling infrastructure of the indian streets

Why? That’s like your very own horror movie.

indynxt starting
https://wearechecking.online/streams/2328

kwab

>>150173457
>HaugerWinsLol
meh

>>150173467
>dead bull gives you falls

>>150173480
collet starts on pole and he won the last two races (pls support him)

>>150173467
"I'm OK"

>>150173467
You fucking idiot lmao
NASCAR will never recover from this!

>>150171280
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=IBn4OQgNtsp1_8xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg
kinda wish edd straw had a skateboarding game

>>150173467
desperately grim

>>150173506
It's caiover....

going to jail, possibly a texas penitentiary
farewell my favourite faggots

>>150173467
That's amazingly stupid

>>150173930
Rip ur butthole but what did you do

>>150173930
That's what you get for shitting on Israel, you disgusting antisemite

>>150173930
>favourite
VPN detected
Or non-American? Maybe you'll get deported

>>150173887

HIM JUST FUCKING KILL HIM

>>150173930
That's what you get for watching anime

>>150173930
>my favourite faggots
Hey that's us!

>>150172344
bata eu!

>>150173467
He'll never be able to be alone with his thoughts anymore. The shame will literally kill him.

you keep q1 and q2 the same, but 1 lap qualy in q3, and the order in q3 is the average lap on q1 and q2
yeah, that way even the drivers that are saved in q1 and q2 will put a fast lap

>>150174011
rrat

I wanted Colapinto in Red Bull

>>150174427
>Colapinto in Red Bull
Coke + energy drink sounds like a terrible cocktail.

>>150174427
Marko would probably like him with those Nazi refugee genes of his.

>>150173650

For sure

>>150172344
Is this the fabled "Nene Down"

>team tells him to pit
>doesn't
>runs out of fuel

>>150173930
>not saying what you did

>>150174997
He may be a Democratic lawmaker. I've heard those are being rounded up now.

Watch Takopi
Its 10000000000 times better than F1

>>150175019
You got it wrong buddy, if you're a DEMOCRAT lawmaker, you get away with everything!
F1 related because McLaren get away with everything!

>>150175066
>You got it wrong buddy
Erm ... I don't think so:
https://edition.cnn.com/2025/08/07/politics/texas-house-democrats-fbi-cornyn
>The FBI has been asked to help locate Texas House Democrats
>Wu and dozens of Democratic state lawmakers remain outside of Texas as they continue their standoff with the Texas GOP over proposed changes to the state’s congressional maps that would favor Republicans. Earlier this week, state House Speaker Dustin Burrows signed civil arrest warrants for the absent Democrats and said law enforcement would “need some time to work.”

>>150175039
I believe

>>150175117
>Wu lad

it's up, bros

https://youtu.be/VcB2hrIjEn4

>>150175117
>CNN
Woke nonsense, you got a real source like Newsmax or Daily Caller?

>>150175171
>Join me for testing in Imola!
What's she testing? From the thumbnail, it's gotta be either pizza or ... protein bars?

>>150175173
Here you go:
https://www.newsmax.com/politics/john-cornyn-fbi-patel/2025/08/07/id/1221629/
>Texas Gov. Greg Abbott earlier this week threatened to arrest any Democrats who were participating in the effort to prevent their Republican counterparts from enacting the sweeping redistricting effort.
>During Monday's statehouse session in Austin, the Republican speaker of the Texas House of Representatives issued civil warrants for the absent Democrats
>Cornyn sent Patel a letter on Tuesday urging him to assist the state's local law enforcement with tracking the absent Democrats down.

>>150173930
you WILL be anally gaped by every black man in that prison. you WILL be sissified. you WILL be kept alive solely for the carnal pleasures and sexual relief of your fellow inmates

I wonder why there are so many people larping as Americans with their gigantic pick-up road tanks?

Literally just inconveniencing yourself, and paying more just to take up more space.

I really don't get it.

>>150175322
We have one of those fuckers in our neighborhood as well. Although I cam't say I dislike them more that the rv or VW bus drivers.

>>150172260

>>150175322
They probably have something to compensate for.

Ferrari 2026

>>150175196
she's test driver for the Algarve Pro Racing at ELMS

>>150175412
Okay. So ... pizza then?

>>150175406
*2027

>>150175427
no. Ice cream in this video

>>150175469
Fair enough. Italian cuisine is all the same anyway.

>>150171280
Big Ed

>>150173930
The shot caller of Santa Fe

>>150173930
Ain't no free rides here, gotta put in that work

>>150174427
>Cadillac didn't pan out

Miggers there's still hope for 2027 when Max leaves

Mint car

I’m nothing without you Sergio, I kneel

Apologize.

>>150175734
For what, exactly?

>>150175734
>fired after 2 races

Still shitcunt of the year contender even ahead of Doohan

>>150175734

Save meeee, Sergio!

>>150175900
Objectively incorrect.

no.

>>150175900

>>150176152
prove it.

I’d be formula one champion if I were rich

>>150170428 (OP)
>Outqualifies your favourite driver

>>150176202
no.

Amazing 5D chess move, Mr. Marko.

>>150176479
Didn't think I'd actively miss Pérez. Hopefully he's back next year and dabs on Red Bull.

>>150176447
>Outqualifies
What good does that do him if he always drops back in the race?

>>150176479
kacper, you should focus more on driving than on irrelevant wiki stats

>>150176554
>dabs on
lol this unc still living in the 2010s

>>150176554
>I'd actively miss Pérez
Actively? What exactly are you contributing to missing him?

>>150176597
you are trully kill only when the last person on earth forgets about you </3

>>150176596
lol this unc still living in the UK

>>150176597
Actively wasting my brain cells thinking about him whenever I look at Red Bull or Yuki.

when vrooms

>>150175734
Sorry for thinking that you were any worse than the other shitters amx annihilated. You truly have the potential of being the next Pierre Gasly and spend the coming years stuck in vcarb tauri rosso until someone else is willing to take your mediorcre ass.

>>150176798

>>150173467
silly death

>>150173930
join to arian brotherhood

>>150173467
Kwabbus maximus
https://racer.com/2025/08/09/Zilisch-suffers-broken-collarbone-in-Watkins-Glen-fall

>>150177105
kwabbed with a brick

>>150173930

>>150170460
Why can't you leave him alone and let him toss the football however he pleases? Look how happy he is playing with that ball, I bet you wish you were that happy at least once in your life.

>>150173998
He’s probably from Northeast US, they use Commonwealth English.

>>150177381
Yes. We just use an older synonym of 'happy' to describe him.

>>150177427
Yes that was my joke thanks now it's ruined.

>>150176564

>>150173930
If you’re being sent to the Waco pen, kiss your asshole goodbye.

t. former custodian at Waco prison aka LITERAL FUCKING JANNIE

>>150177443
you're welcome

>>150177504
thats so sad

>>150177504
how was the pay?

>>150177443

>>150177504
i meant the asshole part, not your honest work

there's a disturbing lack of gimi in this thread

>>150177586
Started off at $18 an hour and moved up to $21 after a year because there’s certain risks involved. It’s a no experience job and this was back in late 2015. Guards will be on standby, but the guard that “assisted” me was this old fat fuck Wilford “DIABEETUS” Brimley looking motherfucker that did fuck all and was 50 steps behind me all the time. But yeah Texas pens are the worst and full of Mexicans, Dominicans, and Salvadorans.

>>150177763
All good, but the job sucked. Overtime dependent because of the high turnover rate.

>>150177889
Grim af for such a dangerous job. You stay there for long? Why did you leave?

>>150177980
After three years, moved to Austin for a job as a software engineer thanks to my mom’s friend pulling some strings, which is why I resigned. That jannie job was something to help pay rent and college really, couldn’t see myself working there much longer.

i had my first work shift today and im aready want to kill myself

same
fuck warehouse jobs

good from ericson

>>150178303
Redistribute that energy towards the ukrainians and you might start winning.

what a retarddddd

7 laps to goooo, vamos lejandro, do some overtakessss

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150170906
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

jejej, i was posting in the wrong thread, so silly :P

>>150178579

Mike Hawthorne is the greatest F1 champion for killing so many frenchies.

Are there any other F1 drivers with significant kill-counts?

>>150178500
we ignore 2007

>>150178668
>wins the championship with only one (1) win
Incredibly based.

He just needs more time, 100 grand prix are not enough to know if he's good or not

>>150178759
afer his first season he should have been fired

>>150170428 (OP)
vips could have saved rbr

>>150178861
or maybe palou, i heard he has the rest of the season free

>>150178861
we're a nafri/globohomo team now

>>150178759
To be fair the rb is a dog, i don't think he's doing a worse job than perez would be.

AHAAHHHHhhhhAAAAA MY FUCKKING NECK! WHAT THE FUCK -

>>150172551
SAAAR

>>150178753
Rosbergian

>medshitters really think they have a better driver than poorez

The new breed of F1 fan girls that have appeared over the last 2/3 years are shipping Max and George
What we thinking?

>>150178970
i hate chorizard

Wait a min…
USA is an anagram for AUS
Both countries are roughly the same size… (if you exclude Alaska)
Both countries speak English in their own ways.

Woah………………

gimi

The posters above and below this are directly touching my cum, this cum. The messages you posted are the products of your mind, and the products of your mind are now covered in my cum.
<----------------------

my cum inside sophia

do you eat you own cum? is eat or drink? im leaning more on drinking than eating

i did once when i was a curious 15 year old

it’s just snot

we will never talk about this again

>>150179151
And all the cites in both countries are located in the coastal parts. Funny.

evens i go to the gym
digits i take a rest day

/f1/ related because F1 drivers need to go to the gym to stay fit

Y'all are losing it, have some decorcum.

>>150179276

relentless formula cum general

>>150179006
There's drama between them and fujos love drama.

>>150179099
N… noooo…

>racing so grim we had 5 posts about cum
lads...

>>150179537
>only 5
pretty good for a summer break thread

>>150179537
Cum is off topic anyway, we should get back to discussing semen. Semen slurping in particular.

>>150179569
please man i cant slurp no mo- SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

Problem is the gays love me, but the women don't.
What am I doing wrong?

>>150179578
Did they make slurping illegal in Texas (home to Austin F1 GP jannies fuck you) and that's why you're going to jail? If so, based.

the dutch poster lied about his max autograph. why would she do this???

>>150179537
Man it would be nice if a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican posted in order. That would be a CUM :D tastic post for this cumtacular thread.

>>150179606
no i live in miami but yea slurping here is illegal now

>>150170428 (OP)
Whats my boy Juri Vips doing these days?

The final match of the summer 4cc divegrass cup is up with /his/ vs /sp/, gimi is on
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>ynr the crowdstrike incident

>>150178970
WHY IS WPLACE FULL OF TROONS FAGGOTS AND UNDERTALE FURRY SHIT?! I JUST WANT TO MAKE A 1080 X 1080 PIXEL ILLUSTRATION OF VERSTAPPEN

>>150179832
>tfw i basically got half a week off work because of it

>>150179730
Wtf. Apparently we've been having these for ages and I'm just now finding out

>>150180032
It happens.

>>150179832

That's when I learned our IT department is based. Only I think 3 computers out of 150 went to the shadow realm before they were able to push a patch to everyone else, and none of our servers went down

>>150179730
>gimi is kill
:(

>>150170440
for what?

>>150179598
Are you me?

>>150179668
Think he's a reserve driver for RLL in indycar

how hard was this for him?
could've seen him giving #2 to lulu because of all the difficulties he has to endure

Fuck off luigi
you are not a ferrari driver

>>150181266
neither are you

>>150181395
yes i am
t. ferrari piloti

>>150177105
to think we're one slip away from a fracture

>>150181419
what are you doing in australia, lewis?

>>150181456
i'm not telling you why or who i am
you don't deserve to know

>the reason why DRS exists is that kwablonso lost the WDC after being stuck behind Petrov for 60 laps and f*rrari went crying to the FIA about it afterwards

>>150181478

narb a god

>>150181475
bit rude

>>150170440

Filling up my Pokedex during the summer break
Nothing really changes

>>150170428 (OP)
Juri Vips is relentlessly handsome.

Watching the mid-season highlight reel I've noticed Piastri getting more and more frustrated towards the end. He knows Lando is getting preferential treatment, I just hope this results in another 2007 meltdown for McLaren.

>medshitters are already making excuses for peeasstri choking the wdc

>>150182425
pisaster gonna get mullti 21'd lol

Piastri will gap Norris

>>150180516
Built for British Broadcasting Channel?
Aren’t they WOKE now?

>kwablonso literally hid in his basement for 2 (two) years because he was afraid of pozrris

how much did you agree with edd's averages?

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/edd-straws-mid-season-2025-f1-driver-rankings

>>150182927
>kwablonso: 7th
>guy who shit on him: 15th
>guy who shit on him in his first season ever in f1: 11th

anglos have always elevated medshitters because they help them keep germanics in check without ever being a threat themselves

>>150182945
the rankings are for 2025 season only by the way

>>150182953
>let's just forget everything that ever happened ever

>>150182959
yes because edd doesn't rank the drivers careers, he ranks how they perform in the 2025 season

>>150182927
all the drivers I like should have been ranked higher
everyone else should be at the bottom

>>150182973
by ignoring everything else that ever happened that might put things into perspective

>>150182983
you clearly have no idea what perspective is, how well someone did in 2007 does not matter when you rank the 2025 performances. at all.

>>150182927
>overrates bearman
>overrates hamilton
>overrates albon
>overrates norris
>overrates russell
gott strafe england

>>150183015
Look, I don't care how much you medshitters cope, kwablonso got shit on by kwabmilt*n who was in his first season ever in f1. That's a fact.

>>150183033
and this is related to edd straw's 2025 driver rankings how?

>it went downhill with red bull since they hired debries
Was he an inside man planted by Toto?

>>150182512
>Piastri will gape Norris
FTFY

gape my ass

>>150183128
he's inside a man right now if you get what im saying

i beg your pudding, i thought i was posting in /mlb/ there

Looking forward to the Gabriel Bortoleto highlight with the Brazilian phonk music as the background

>>150183309
Go away

>>150183366
which f1 drivers have feminine asses?

>>150183380
all of them, every single driver that has completed a f1 session in history

>>150183458
whoa....

>>150181617
blood on the deck

>>150183033
>still pretending you aren't a seething Shamiltonfag
Shame on you.

Do I really need to post the latest Danica Patrick photo /f1/?

>>150183785
please don't

>>150183785
do it

>Just because she wasn’t great at NASCAR doesn’t mean she’s not a good race car driver . Juan Montoya is on of the greatest drivers on this planet , look how well he did , and I am also a Juan Montoya fan

>>150183830
she wants to get piped by those 2

recently quit my last job because it was the worst job i've had in my life
anyway, my wife who is an f1 fan opened up tiktok and a video from my old coworker's account comes up and his account is completely dedicated to him talking about f1. this entire time he was a huge f1 fan and i had no idea. not to mention small fucking world that we found his channel or account or whatever they call it
thanks for reading my blog

>>150183830
Even in her fifties she's way hotter than most of the F1A girls

>>150183830
That midsection...what the absolute fuck?

>>150183884
hags are so hot nowadays...

>>150183830
>>150183884
When women racing drivers retire yet still "hit the wall," it's gruesome.

>>150183884

>>150183884
>>150183905
imagine her neeeeeeeck game

>>150183919
I don't want to

>>150183830
montoya is beyond ass, bro

>>150183830
mogs me

>>150183830
absolumente asqueroso

gimi

sex with horses (humanized)

f1 related because Ferrari is a horse

>>150183884
she is 38

>>150184217
ah, a fellow jungle fever enthusiast

if dancia walked up to you at a bar/pub/club, half of /f1/ would breed her. anyone who says else wise tops grown gay men and that's a fact

>>150184239
and what if it

>>150184239
>if a "woman" with no tits and no ass and the personality of a man aggressively propositioned you for sex, you'd be a homo if you refused

>>150184239
ollie too desu

POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7O6x_D5xw4
tanker on the loose

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4

>>150184334
>>150184335
If I've learned anything from action movies, this is going to end in an explosion.

>>150184373
inshallah alhamdulilah

Big rig chase.

Get in here

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184395
eat my ass faggot we cover chases in /f1/ go kill yourself

>>150182425
Good. Nobody should support that shitter

>he GTA'd the big rig
holy fucking based

SHOOT THE GAS TANK
LIGHT THE HIGHWAY ON FIRE

women commentators really are useless in every genre.

MY NIGGA IS ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW

>>150184437
OH
HELL
YEAH

Imagine Quigg Nigg in a big rig

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
MUDAFUCKAN
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS

>>150184444
checked

AYO THEY STEALAN ALL DA MILK

LEEEETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>there were shots fired
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why don't they just shoot the tanker and and michael bay this stream?

>thats not a petrol tanker
This guy is part of a heist of some high priced chemicals

>>150184486
>>150184490
apparently he's hauling breastmilk

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I guess we're in it for the long haul.

>>150177082
>arian

I thought that Arianism was extinct centuries ago

M I L K
I
L
K

>>150179158
Looks like bong map

IGNORE ME

It's always LA isn't it?

hes playing 4D chess driving into downtown

god i love rednecks bros

>>150179151
I can’t imagine how fucking remote the middle of Australia feels like, rural USA feels sparse and expansive enough as-is with 10x the population.

BLACK FLAG BLACK FLAG

>>150184644
our remote is like 3 hours out from the major cities, its not that bad, just bogans and abos

FOOOOOOOOT BAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLL

If digits he blows his head off with a shotgun on live TV

>>150184644
yeah wouldn't want to get lost out there

HE'S GOING TO THE STEWARDS

They got a truck! Were so back!

He's jumped in the T car!

These guys must know how to drive in the wet because they're slippery motherfuckers.

ILLEGAL DRIVER SWAP FIA SAVE ME

>FERNANDO IS FASTER THAN YOU

Does he have any more stops in his strategy or will he go to the end with this car?

NO POWER ARRRGGGHH

RUN BITCH
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Hire these mean as lead strategist for Ferrari

>>150184670
I’m looking at random Australian towns in the middle of Australia using jewgle maps and it looks desolate af. Some places look so shitty like “Merla” while others like “Nullharbor” look cozy, but both are desolate looking. Honestly I kind of want to go to nullharbor now, despite the probable isolation being intimidating.

>>150184686
What is this picture supposed to communicate?

>>150184763
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Falconio

HOLY FUCK THEY GOT AWAY

Boring.
Member this one?

https://x.com/PCALive/status/1954798855951712428
>25 ground units
>7(!) helicopters
>Suspects still got away
Races for this level of ineptitude?

>>150184770
Damn the murderer looks like a subhuman, I thought he may have been part abo but wiki says he had white nationalist tendencies lmfao, and he died just three weeks ago

>>150184799
Silverstone 2021

>>150184799
Interlagos 2003

>>150184798
10 second penalty for Max who is driving the orange truck

ynr logan hunter sargeant

>>150184965
He would've made the last two races more interesting

>>150184965
>buckbroken so hard by f1 he stopped racing altogether
it's a sad story really

>>150184965
I now remember I should have woken up 2 hours ago and gone to work. F1 related because F1 drivers don't show up late for work.

>>150184965
>>150184969
>>150184970
>>150184975
F1 will rape and drug pic rels ass soon

>>150184978

>>150184965
>logan private

Will he get his shot at F1 next season? How does promotion from F2 > F1 work anyway

>becomes the next doohan

>>150185024
>How does promotion from F2 > F1 work
that's the funny thing

>>150184970
>buckbroken
That term is reserved for groids, son. Especially if the groid's name is Lewis Hamilton.

Spack Poohan

>>150185024
>How does promotion from F2 > F1 work anyway
someone needs to want to sign you for whatever reason so there's no guarantee. you can kwab around in sixth after a bad f2 season and get a seat in a big team if you're muh generational talent fake kimi kwabtonelli
you can win the f2 season in a dominant fashion and end up stroll's seat warmer for five years because nobody wanted you besides aston for a reserve role
or you could win f2, end up going to indycar because absolutely nobody in f1 was interested in you and then have your career ended because the indy team kicks you out for a nepobaby like what happened to pourchair
the easiest way to get from f2 -> f1 is probably if you're part of some f1 team's driver's academy and you're next in line when they randomly happen to need somebody

>>150184965
why are f1 drivers so gay now

>>150185077
Because the younger generations in general are so gay now

>>150185047
all you seps are darkies to me

>>150185077
they know what their audience wants

>>150185077
Netflix + microplastics

>>150185094
is this optimal riding form, lads?

>>150185077
because manly Sarge and manly Latifi are no more in f1, we are left with semi-manly Hulkenberg and "the others"
so ratio is pretty doomed

>>150184952
lol!!!!! thats so funny!!! haha so original!!!

>>150185132
have sex

>>150185077
fujo baiting for DTS money

Guys…

Milk

*slrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

*farts because lactose intolerant*

*sniffs from anons petite pink boypussy*
Ahhhh yes my dear……….

my anus is rough, brown and very masculine thank you very much

meine haarige Poritze

>>150185134
Are you offering?

spare the thread with your deranged and totally not subtle fetish gracias

>>150185094
Is that Bearman?

>>150170440
Mr Jordan... I thought you was dead

>>150185409
>this is what a 21st century western "male" looks like
westfalen

>>150185605
I hate how all the F1 beards have dogs now because of how popular this thing has gotten online

>>150185605
giwtwm

>>150185624
>poois popularised dog ownership

>>150185624
id rather see f1 dogs than "wag posts mindless philosophical reddit quote + picture of their perfectly curated appearance"

>>150185680

Just got fired
All i can say is Fuck Visa and Fuck Mastercard

F1 related because Visa funded Redbull and Mastercard funded Mclaren

Dead Bull

>>150178759
Literally holding AMX back.
AMX needs a teammate who can beat him on podium once or twice like checo did.
Without that AMX will never be motivated enough to activate his demon mode.

>>150184758
The most desolate place I've been to is Coober Pedy. An interesting experience, but you couldn't pay me to go back. The Nullarbor Plains are funny though, the name sounds aborginial but it's literally just "no trees" in Latin lmao.

what formula 1 related media, person, or object should i goon to?

>>150185967
becks

Reminder another CEO has died last week and """"""""""""they"""""""""""""" trying to bury this news

>>150186006
Was it Zac Brown?

>>150186006
CEOs die all the time. Not surprising, considering how many companies there are all over the world and that most CEOs happen to be quite old.

>>150186014
>>150186026
Its a woman on their 40s

>>150186006
please tell me it was toto

In case you missed Ed Straw's mid term report card. He gave Lando P5 and Russell a P2. Everything else makes sense
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/edd-straws-mid-season-2025-f1-driver-rankings/

>>150185287
>tfw you are having your first time and after 5 minutes are wondering when it starts to get good

>>150186062
>He gave
Nah, they're just averages of the ranks he's been giving them so far.

>>150185967
Bernie collins

>>150185967
Alfa Romeo 179

>>150186035
Dangit

what a sloot

Was F1 really better decades ago or are you just blinded by nostalgia?

>>150186154
Me in the back

>>150186167
>blinded by nostalgia
this, f1 was shit most of the time (see ferrari dominance with schumi)

>>150178759

>>150186178
Schumi dominance was good tho (because he was German)

>>150186178
>dominance by driver I like
goat
>dominance by driver I don't like
fucking carbabie

>>150186167
Angela Lansbury was born in 1925. That makes her 60 in 1985.
Also, she's not a good example for how women age. Like a Chinese woman, she just suddenly turned old one day to another. There's a young Angela Lansbury and an old Angela Lansbury, but no middle-aged Angela Lansbury.
Also true for Maggie Smith.

>>150186178
>>150186191
Schumacher's dominance was good beacuse it was with Ferrari, so you know it was mostly the driver, not the car (even though it's probably the best Ferrari team ever, thanks to Brawn/Todt). Also, it didn't last that long anyway.

>schumi
miss him lads

>>150185888
Checo only beat Amx when Amx had trouble, with the exception of that one race in Baku

>>150186167
I think seeing teams run from literal sheds be competitive and winning races is kino

We schumi now?

What’s the best way to guarantee lots of (You)s on /f1/?

>>150186290
Hamilton copypasta

>>150186290
Praise Hamlkek or hate on gimi.
But do it subtly enough to not get called out as a troll.

>>150170428 (OP)
>say word
>career stolen
>commit actual crime
>nothing

>>150186193
Exactly

>They're penalizing me because I'm black!
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>150186306

>>150186306
They said you were black flagged, not just black.

>>150186306
They rarely ever penalized Hamilton. Also, he's not really black.

>>150186306
>Lewis, just because your mum fell for a guy from Grenada, moved to England and placed you in Ron's shiny stead doesn't mean you have the privilege of being immune to the sporting code. Now you can be civilized about this, or you can bring down pit road and park it.

>>150186154
Wow impressive third leg on the squatting guy

>>150179236
>wtf is Chicago?

>>150186306
Yes.png

>>150186306
And that's a good thing

>>150186106

>>150184798
Norris level w2w skills

>>150170477
Kek

death to McLaren

>>150187110
poor guy, he game was rigged from the start

>>150170428 (OP)
free my nigga vips he did nothing wrong

YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>150187110
>source: villeneuve
Miggers, you must not relent

>>150183830
Where are her tits?

>>150184965
Same with Latifi.

>>150187110
In for Drugo-Mick pairing at Cadillac

>>150187110
>We'll only hire you if you're unter 30, have a university degree and have 20 years of job experience.
Pretty usual job listing nowadays.

>>150187110
If anyone important gave a fuck what Jacques thinks he wouldnt be on Sky

>juri vips
more like Yuri Weeps kek

>>150187246
jajajaj, so true, why do they do that? what are they up to?

>>150187110
Lad wouldn't have made it to F1 without his name, he is not worth talking about, let it go.