Thread 150170428

>>150176596
lol this unc still living in the UK

>>150176597
Actively wasting my brain cells thinking about him whenever I look at Red Bull or Yuki.

when vrooms

>>150175734
Sorry for thinking that you were any worse than the other shitters amx annihilated. You truly have the potential of being the next Pierre Gasly and spend the coming years stuck in vcarb tauri rosso until someone else is willing to take your mediorcre ass.

>>150173467
silly death

>>150173930
join to arian brotherhood

>>150173467
Kwabbus maximus
https://racer.com/2025/08/09/Zilisch-suffers-broken-collarbone-in-Watkins-Glen-fall

>>150177105
kwabbed with a brick

>>150170460
Why can't you leave him alone and let him toss the football however he pleases? Look how happy he is playing with that ball, I bet you wish you were that happy at least once in your life.

>>150173998
He’s probably from Northeast US, they use Commonwealth English.

>>150177381
Yes. We just use an older synonym of 'happy' to describe him.

>>150177427
Yes that was my joke thanks now it's ruined.

>>150173930
If you’re being sent to the Waco pen, kiss your asshole goodbye.

t. former custodian at Waco prison aka LITERAL FUCKING JANNIE

>>150177443
you're welcome

>>150177504
thats so sad

>>150177504
how was the pay?

>>150177504
i meant the asshole part, not your honest work

there's a disturbing lack of gimi in this thread

>>150177586
Started off at $18 an hour and moved up to $21 after a year because there’s certain risks involved. It’s a no experience job and this was back in late 2015. Guards will be on standby, but the guard that “assisted” me was this old fat fuck Wilford “DIABEETUS” Brimley looking motherfucker that did fuck all and was 50 steps behind me all the time. But yeah Texas pens are the worst and full of Mexicans, Dominicans, and Salvadorans.

>>150177763
All good, but the job sucked. Overtime dependent because of the high turnover rate.

>>150177889
Grim af for such a dangerous job. You stay there for long? Why did you leave?

>>150177980
After three years, moved to Austin for a job as a software engineer thanks to my mom’s friend pulling some strings, which is why I resigned. That jannie job was something to help pay rent and college really, couldn’t see myself working there much longer.

i had my first work shift today and im aready want to kill myself

same
fuck warehouse jobs

good from ericson

>>150178303
Redistribute that energy towards the ukrainians and you might start winning.

what a retarddddd

7 laps to goooo, vamos lejandro, do some overtakessss

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150170906
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

jejej, i was posting in the wrong thread, so silly :P

Mike Hawthorne is the greatest F1 champion for killing so many frenchies.

Are there any other F1 drivers with significant kill-counts?

>>150178500
we ignore 2007

>>150178668
>wins the championship with only one (1) win
Incredibly based.

He just needs more time, 100 grand prix are not enough to know if he's good or not

>>150178759
afer his first season he should have been fired

>>150170428 (OP)
vips could have saved rbr

>>150178861
or maybe palou, i heard he has the rest of the season free

>>150178861
we're a nafri/globohomo team now

>>150178759
To be fair the rb is a dog, i don't think he's doing a worse job than perez would be.

AHAAHHHHhhhhAAAAA MY FUCKKING NECK! WHAT THE FUCK -

>>150172551
SAAAR

>>150178753
Rosbergian

The new breed of F1 fan girls that have appeared over the last 2/3 years are shipping Max and George
What we thinking?

>>150178970
i hate chorizard

Wait a min…
USA is an anagram for AUS
Both countries are roughly the same size… (if you exclude Alaska)
Both countries speak English in their own ways.

Woah………………

gimi

The posters above and below this are directly touching my cum, this cum. The messages you posted are the products of your mind, and the products of your mind are now covered in my cum.
<----------------------

my cum inside sophia

do you eat you own cum? is eat or drink? im leaning more on drinking than eating

i did once when i was a curious 15 year old

it’s just snot

we will never talk about this again

>>150179151
And all the cites in both countries are located in the coastal parts. Funny.

evens i go to the gym
digits i take a rest day

/f1/ related because F1 drivers need to go to the gym to stay fit

Y'all are losing it, have some decorcum.

relentless formula cum general

>>150179006
There's drama between them and fujos love drama.

>>150179099
N… noooo…

>racing so grim we had 5 posts about cum
lads...

>>150179537
>only 5
pretty good for a summer break thread

>>150179537
Cum is off topic anyway, we should get back to discussing semen. Semen slurping in particular.

>>150179569
please man i cant slurp no mo- SLURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP

Problem is the gays love me, but the women don't.
What am I doing wrong?

>>150179578
Did they make slurping illegal in Texas (home to Austin F1 GP jannies fuck you) and that's why you're going to jail? If so, based.

the dutch poster lied about his max autograph. why would she do this???

>>150179537
Man it would be nice if a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican posted in order. That would be a CUM :D tastic post for this cumtacular thread.

>>150179606
no i live in miami but yea slurping here is illegal now

>>150170428 (OP)
Whats my boy Juri Vips doing these days?

The final match of the summer 4cc divegrass cup is up with /his/ vs /sp/, gimi is on
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>150178970
WHY IS WPLACE FULL OF TROONS FAGGOTS AND UNDERTALE FURRY SHIT?! I JUST WANT TO MAKE A 1080 X 1080 PIXEL ILLUSTRATION OF VERSTAPPEN

>>150179832
>tfw i basically got half a week off work because of it

>>150179730
Wtf. Apparently we've been having these for ages and I'm just now finding out

>>150180032
It happens.

>>150179832

That's when I learned our IT department is based. Only I think 3 computers out of 150 went to the shadow realm before they were able to push a patch to everyone else, and none of our servers went down

>>150179730
>gimi is kill
:(

>>150170440
for what?

>>150179598
Are you me?

>>150179668
Think he's a reserve driver for RLL in indycar

how hard was this for him?
could've seen him giving #2 to lulu because of all the difficulties he has to endure

Fuck off luigi
you are not a ferrari driver

>>150181266
neither are you

>>150181395
yes i am
t. ferrari piloti

>>150177105
to think we're one slip away from a fracture

>>150181419
what are you doing in australia, lewis?

>>150181456
i'm not telling you why or who i am
you don't deserve to know

narb a god

>>150181475
bit rude

Filling up my Pokedex during the summer break
Nothing really changes

>>150170428 (OP)
Juri Vips is relentlessly handsome.

Watching the mid-season highlight reel I've noticed Piastri getting more and more frustrated towards the end. He knows Lando is getting preferential treatment, I just hope this results in another 2007 meltdown for McLaren.

>>150182425
pisaster gonna get mullti 21'd lol

Piastri will gap Norris

>>150180516
Built for British Broadcasting Channel?
Aren’t they WOKE now?

how much did you agree with edd's averages?

https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/edd-straws-mid-season-2025-f1-driver-rankings

>>150182927
>kwablonso: 7th
>guy who shit on him: 15th
>guy who shit on him in his first season ever in f1: 11th

anglos have always elevated medshitters because they help them keep germanics in check without ever being a threat themselves

>>150182945
the rankings are for 2025 season only by the way

>>150182953
>let's just forget everything that ever happened ever

>>150182959
yes because edd doesn't rank the drivers careers, he ranks how they perform in the 2025 season

>>150182927
all the drivers I like should have been ranked higher
everyone else should be at the bottom

>>150182973
by ignoring everything else that ever happened that might put things into perspective

>>150182983
you clearly have no idea what perspective is, how well someone did in 2007 does not matter when you rank the 2025 performances. at all.

>>150182927
>overrates bearman
>overrates hamilton
>overrates albon
>overrates norris
>overrates russell
gott strafe england

>>150183015
Look, I don't care how much you medshitters cope, kwablonso got shit on by kwabmilt*n who was in his first season ever in f1. That's a fact.

>>150183033
and this is related to edd straw's 2025 driver rankings how?

>it went downhill with red bull since they hired debries
Was he an inside man planted by Toto?

>>150182512
>Piastri will gape Norris
FTFY

gape my ass

>>150183128
he's inside a man right now if you get what im saying

i beg your pudding, i thought i was posting in /mlb/ there

Looking forward to the Gabriel Bortoleto highlight with the Brazilian phonk music as the background

>>150183309
Go away

>>150183366
which f1 drivers have feminine asses?

>>150183380
all of them, every single driver that has completed a f1 session in history

>>150183458
whoa....

>>150181617
blood on the deck

>>150183033
>still pretending you aren't a seething Shamiltonfag
Shame on you.

Do I really need to post the latest Danica Patrick photo /f1/?

>>150183785
please don't

>>150183785
do it

>>150183830
she wants to get piped by those 2

recently quit my last job because it was the worst job i've had in my life
anyway, my wife who is an f1 fan opened up tiktok and a video from my old coworker's account comes up and his account is completely dedicated to him talking about f1. this entire time he was a huge f1 fan and i had no idea. not to mention small fucking world that we found his channel or account or whatever they call it
thanks for reading my blog

>>150183830
Even in her fifties she's way hotter than most of the F1A girls

>>150183830
That midsection...what the absolute fuck?

>>150183884
hags are so hot nowadays...

>>150183830
>>150183884
When women racing drivers retire yet still "hit the wall," it's gruesome.

>>150183884
>>150183905
imagine her neeeeeeeck game

>>150183919
I don't want to

>>150183830
montoya is beyond ass, bro

>>150183830
mogs me

>>150183830
absolumente asqueroso

gimi

sex with horses (humanized)

f1 related because Ferrari is a horse

>>150183884
she is 38

>>150184217
ah, a fellow jungle fever enthusiast

if dancia walked up to you at a bar/pub/club, half of /f1/ would breed her. anyone who says else wise tops grown gay men and that's a fact

>>150184239
and what if it

>>150184239
>if a "woman" with no tits and no ass and the personality of a man aggressively propositioned you for sex, you'd be a homo if you refused

>>150184239
ollie too desu

POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7O6x_D5xw4
tanker on the loose

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4
https://www.youtube.com/live/y7O6x_D5xw4

>>150184334
>>150184335
If I've learned anything from action movies, this is going to end in an explosion.

>>150184373
inshallah alhamdulilah

Big rig chase.

Get in here

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184395
eat my ass faggot we cover chases in /f1/ go kill yourself

>>150182425
Good. Nobody should support that shitter

>he GTA'd the big rig
holy fucking based

SHOOT THE GAS TANK
LIGHT THE HIGHWAY ON FIRE

women commentators really are useless in every genre.

MY NIGGA IS ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW

>>150184437
OH
HELL
YEAH

Imagine Quigg Nigg in a big rig

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
MUDAFUCKAN
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS

>>150184444
checked

AYO THEY STEALAN ALL DA MILK

LEEEETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>there were shots fired
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why don't they just shoot the tanker and and michael bay this stream?

>thats not a petrol tanker
This guy is part of a heist of some high priced chemicals

>>150184486
>>150184490
apparently he's hauling breastmilk

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I guess we're in it for the long haul.

>>150177082
>arian

I thought that Arianism was extinct centuries ago

M I L K
I
L
K

>>150179158
Looks like bong map

IGNORE ME

It's always LA isn't it?

hes playing 4D chess driving into downtown

god i love rednecks bros

>>150179151
I can’t imagine how fucking remote the middle of Australia feels like, rural USA feels sparse and expansive enough as-is with 10x the population.

BLACK FLAG BLACK FLAG

>>150184644
our remote is like 3 hours out from the major cities, its not that bad, just bogans and abos

FOOOOOOOOT BAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLL

If digits he blows his head off with a shotgun on live TV

>>150184644
yeah wouldn't want to get lost out there

HE'S GOING TO THE STEWARDS

They got a truck! Were so back!

He's jumped in the T car!

These guys must know how to drive in the wet because they're slippery motherfuckers.

ILLEGAL DRIVER SWAP FIA SAVE ME

Does he have any more stops in his strategy or will he go to the end with this car?

NO POWER ARRRGGGHH

RUN BITCH
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Hire these mean as lead strategist for Ferrari

>>150184670
I’m looking at random Australian towns in the middle of Australia using jewgle maps and it looks desolate af. Some places look so shitty like “Merla” while others like “Nullharbor” look cozy, but both are desolate looking. Honestly I kind of want to go to nullharbor now, despite the probable isolation being intimidating.

>>150184686
What is this picture supposed to communicate?

>>150184763
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Peter_Falconio

HOLY FUCK THEY GOT AWAY

Boring.
Member this one?

https://x.com/PCALive/status/1954798855951712428
>25 ground units
>7(!) helicopters
>Suspects still got away
Races for this level of ineptitude?

>>150184770
Damn the murderer looks like a subhuman, I thought he may have been part abo but wiki says he had white nationalist tendencies lmfao, and he died just three weeks ago

>>150184799
Silverstone 2021

>>150184799
Interlagos 2003

>>150184798
10 second penalty for Max who is driving the orange truck

ynr logan hunter sargeant

>>150184965
He would've made the last two races more interesting

>>150184965
>buckbroken so hard by f1 he stopped racing altogether
it's a sad story really

>>150184965
I now remember I should have woken up 2 hours ago and gone to work. F1 related because F1 drivers don't show up late for work.

>>150184965
>>150184969
>>150184970
>>150184975
F1 will rape and drug pic rels ass soon

>>150184965
>logan private

Will he get his shot at F1 next season? How does promotion from F2 > F1 work anyway

>becomes the next doohan

>>150185024
>How does promotion from F2 > F1 work
that's the funny thing

>>150184970
>buckbroken
That term is reserved for groids, son. Especially if the groid's name is Lewis Hamilton.

Spack Poohan

>>150185024
>How does promotion from F2 > F1 work anyway
someone needs to want to sign you for whatever reason so there's no guarantee. you can kwab around in sixth after a bad f2 season and get a seat in a big team if you're muh generational talent fake kimi kwabtonelli
you can win the f2 season in a dominant fashion and end up stroll's seat warmer for five years because nobody wanted you besides aston for a reserve role
or you could win f2, end up going to indycar because absolutely nobody in f1 was interested in you and then have your career ended because the indy team kicks you out for a nepobaby like what happened to pourchair
the easiest way to get from f2 -> f1 is probably if you're part of some f1 team's driver's academy and you're next in line when they randomly happen to need somebody

>>150184965
why are f1 drivers so gay now

>>150185077
Because the younger generations in general are so gay now

>>150185047
all you seps are darkies to me

>>150185077
they know what their audience wants

>>150185077
Netflix + microplastics

>>150185094
is this optimal riding form, lads?

>>150185077
because manly Sarge and manly Latifi are no more in f1, we are left with semi-manly Hulkenberg and "the others"
so ratio is pretty doomed

>>150184952
lol!!!!! thats so funny!!! haha so original!!!

>>150185132
have sex

>>150185077
fujo baiting for DTS money

Guys…

Milk

*slrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

*farts because lactose intolerant*

*sniffs from anons petite pink boypussy*
Ahhhh yes my dear……….

my anus is rough, brown and very masculine thank you very much

meine haarige Poritze

>>150185134
Are you offering?

spare the thread with your deranged and totally not subtle fetish gracias

>>150185094
Is that Bearman?

>>150170440
Mr Jordan... I thought you was dead

>>150185409
>this is what a 21st century western "male" looks like
westfalen

>>150185605
I hate how all the F1 beards have dogs now because of how popular this thing has gotten online

>>150185605
giwtwm

>>150185624
>poois popularised dog ownership

>>150185624
id rather see f1 dogs than "wag posts mindless philosophical reddit quote + picture of their perfectly curated appearance"

Just got fired
All i can say is Fuck Visa and Fuck Mastercard

F1 related because Visa funded Redbull and Mastercard funded Mclaren

Dead Bull

>>150178759
Literally holding AMX back.
AMX needs a teammate who can beat him on podium once or twice like checo did.
Without that AMX will never be motivated enough to activate his demon mode.

>>150184758
The most desolate place I've been to is Coober Pedy. An interesting experience, but you couldn't pay me to go back. The Nullarbor Plains are funny though, the name sounds aborginial but it's literally just "no trees" in Latin lmao.

what formula 1 related media, person, or object should i goon to?

>>150185967
becks

Reminder another CEO has died last week and """"""""""""they"""""""""""""" trying to bury this news

>>150186006
Was it Zac Brown?

>>150186006
CEOs die all the time. Not surprising, considering how many companies there are all over the world and that most CEOs happen to be quite old.

>>150186014
>>150186026
Its a woman on their 40s

>>150186006
please tell me it was toto

In case you missed Ed Straw's mid term report card. He gave Lando P5 and Russell a P2. Everything else makes sense
https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/edd-straws-mid-season-2025-f1-driver-rankings/

>>150185287
>tfw you are having your first time and after 5 minutes are wondering when it starts to get good

>>150186062
>He gave
Nah, they're just averages of the ranks he's been giving them so far.

>>150185967
Bernie collins

>>150185967
Alfa Romeo 179

>>150186035
Dangit

what a sloot

Was F1 really better decades ago or are you just blinded by nostalgia?

>>150186154
Me in the back

>>150186167
>blinded by nostalgia
this, f1 was shit most of the time (see ferrari dominance with schumi)

>>150186178
Schumi dominance was good tho (because he was German)

>>150186178
>dominance by driver I like
goat
>dominance by driver I don't like
fucking carbabie

>>150186167
Angela Lansbury was born in 1925. That makes her 60 in 1985.
Also, she's not a good example for how women age. Like a Chinese woman, she just suddenly turned old one day to another. There's a young Angela Lansbury and an old Angela Lansbury, but no middle-aged Angela Lansbury.
Also true for Maggie Smith.

>>150186178
>>150186191
Schumacher's dominance was good beacuse it was with Ferrari, so you know it was mostly the driver, not the car (even though it's probably the best Ferrari team ever, thanks to Brawn/Todt). Also, it didn't last that long anyway.

>schumi
miss him lads

>>150185888
Checo only beat Amx when Amx had trouble, with the exception of that one race in Baku

>>150186167
I think seeing teams run from literal sheds be competitive and winning races is kino

We schumi now?

What’s the best way to guarantee lots of (You)s on /f1/?

>>150186290
Hamilton copypasta

>>150186290
Praise Hamlkek or hate on gimi.
But do it subtly enough to not get called out as a troll.

>>150170428 (OP)
>say word
>career stolen
>commit actual crime
>nothing

>>150186193
Exactly

>They're penalizing me because I'm black!
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>150186306
They said you were black flagged, not just black.

>>150186306
They rarely ever penalized Hamilton. Also, he's not really black.

>>150186306
>Lewis, just because your mum fell for a guy from Grenada, moved to England and placed you in Ron's shiny stead doesn't mean you have the privilege of being immune to the sporting code. Now you can be civilized about this, or you can bring down pit road and park it.

>>150186154
Wow impressive third leg on the squatting guy

>>150179236
>wtf is Chicago?

>>150186306
Yes.png

>>150186306
And that's a good thing

>>150184798
Norris level w2w skills

>>150170477
Kek

death to McLaren

>>150187110
poor guy, he game was rigged from the start

>>150170428 (OP)
free my nigga vips he did nothing wrong

YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>150187110
>source: villeneuve
Miggers, you must not relent

>>150183830
Where are her tits?

>>150184965
Same with Latifi.

>>150187110
In for Drugo-Mick pairing at Cadillac

>>150187110
>We'll only hire you if you're unter 30, have a university degree and have 20 years of job experience.
Pretty usual job listing nowadays.

>>150187110
If anyone important gave a fuck what Jacques thinks he wouldnt be on Sky

>juri vips
more like Yuri Weeps kek

>>150187246
jajajaj, so true, why do they do that? what are they up to?

>>150187110
Lad wouldn't have made it to F1 without his name, he is not worth talking about, let it go.

who is michael and why are we fighting him

>>150187319
Incompetence on their part. They just go by the numbers (younger = better, more experiece = better, higher education = better) and apply no common sense. Then they complain that there's a lack of specialists and skilled workers, and ultimately end up hiring either some impostor with a fake CV ... or a nepo-baby with no qualification at all. And those then rise through the ranks to become the next generation of incompetent recruiters.

>>150187341
Masi obviously, they still want Abby Dabby 21 overturned

Gimi

>>150187341
Michael Masi, he robbed Sir Lewis Hamilton of his rightful 8th world title

abbudabbi21

never forget, never forgive

expect us

Say Charlie, what's the gag

>>150187424
why doesn't anyone in f1 show this emotion now?

>>150187434
They're terrified of being ridiculed by /f1/

>>150187434
rigged

>>150187434
It angers the sponsors, and scares the kids watching. Please think of the children!

>>150187385
How about ...
Hamilton gets the 2021 title, but he'll have to give up 2008 to Massa and 2014 to Rosberg.
Deal?

>>150187434
they're aura farming

Edit: Thanks for the upvotes, kind strangers!

gimi

>>150187523
>>150187523
>>150187523

watching 2014, its better than i expected. it's basically alonso overdriving a car that should be nowhere near the mercs. hulkenberg in a force india is 3rd in WDC by round 4

>>150187532
>its better than i expected
i don't believe you

>>150187532
>better than i expected
That's why being a pessimist is optimal.