TODAY'S RESULT:

>Community Shield
Crystal Palace 2-2 Liverpool (3-2p)

>THE CITY OF LIVERPOO

First for trans lads

Liverpool already on course to be one of the worst defending champions.

Is there a webm of the handball? The little highlight after the game didn't show much at all and even for the penalties, it only showed Liverpool's penalties and none of Palace's.

>>150172854
Finished 30 points worse off last time. Reckon Slot can break that record.

nice, the Irish posters will have come crashing back down to earth now

>caring about the Community Shield
So it matters and counts as a trophy when Liverpool don't win it? Pathetic.

>>150172862
MacAllister tried to head it missed and it hit his arm, ended up being a good knock down for Sarr

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOTA CAN WAAAAAAAAAAAIT

Salah after securing the mark contract

the so called god 6

I told. From the start.

This bald monkey they got as a manager possibly just ruined in one summer Liverpool FC for the next 15 years.

>500m pounds to get btfo by Crystal Palace (post summer sale)

>>150172844
is that the ding-dong diddlyster?

>>150172868
It's 190 on his VPN because Liverpool won the title last year. He does this every year.

Also BBC confirms it is a trophy. So Pep and Arteta have more trophies than /spee/ claims, after all.

>w-we wanted to start the season losing
what is this cope?

Slot's trillion pound bottlejobs

>>150172888
HE SHOULD USE HIS BREAK
CAUSE HE CANT FUCKING DRIVE…

>>150172821 (OP)
Why is Crystal Palace wearing Bahia uniforms?

>>150172881
it's still embarrassing to lose friendlies to shitters

ABLs this morning:
>"hurr durrrr Liverpool won't win the league if they win the Charity Shield because there's a curse"
ABLs now:
>"hurr durrrr Liverpool won't win the league because they didn't win the Charity Shield"

Some MAJOR tropies being handed out lately

>>150172929
You won't win shit because you're shit

>>150172924
>lose friendlies
?

Black excellence.

Liverpoo LOL

Wait, Glasner is Austrian? I would have bet money that he was French. wtf.

>>150172882
>tried to head it missed
Kek, always hilarious when that happens. Like a cat misjudging a jump.

why are liverpoo trying so hard in the charity shield
slot is such a fraud can't wait till he's fucked off

>>150172916
HIS SOUL SLIDES AWAY
INTO A LAY-BY
IN A BALL OF FLAMES

>>150172881
>Liverpool fans gloating all weekend saying they'd walk this because they'd spent millions
>get humbled by a club who have made a grand total of two signings all summer and whose manager wants to fuck off because of it

A B S O L U T E
C O P E

>>150172948
the R&B artist that raps better than rap veterans.

Salahs penalty just landed on a little Palestinian boys head. He’s already on Twitter blaming the IDF

That's the thread getting shit up for the next 12 hours at least

>>150172929
The more concerning issue is that Liverpool looked like utter shit in the 2nd half.

>>150172973
It's been shat up with inane liverpool chat all fucking summer

>>150172973
as it should liversissies are unbearable

>>150172973
Based 190chad and Shitizen double teaming the worst general on /sp/. I'll be joining in later but going out to have a life unlike you sad acts LMAO.

>>150172975
because they didn't want to get cursed duh

Chelsea is gonna make the EPL its bitch for at least the next 3 years.

>>150172973
Can't be any worse than it usually is tbf

>>150172973
sign on sign on
with a pen
in your hand
and youll never get a job
youll never get a job

>>150172862

>>150172995
I won't be surprised if you told me they were already cursed

>300m
300m
>300m
300m
>300m
300m
>300m
300m
>300m
300m
>300m
300m

>>150172987
Literally every single OP has been "LEAVERPEL SPENT 500M AND GOT WORSE" then constant DAE LIVERPOOL BAD posts over and over.

>>150173005
I always thought it was
YOULL NEVER WORK AGAIN
YOULL NEEEEEVER WORK, AGAAAAAIN

losing the Community Shield actually bodes well for a team's season. being motivated for a mickey mouse trophy like this indicates a shit mentality

Time for the Super Cup

>>150172909
He’s also the canadian with the horrendous banter

Shame Bournemouth are gonna ruin all the fun by letting Liverpool thrash them on Friday

Palaces glad all over might be one of the most soulful post victory songs in the PL
Think it’s forest or Wolves that use Rockin all over the world which is pretty good too

>>150173027
for anyone that isnt a manu or liverpool fan its been both of you spastics going at each other for months like the autists you are
now suffer

>>150173034
Spursbros we got this

dutch mong tries to buy the league and flops tale as old as time

>>150173007
It indeed was as funny as I thought it would be. Thanks.
I guess the refs thought his arm was in a natural position cause he was jumping? Maybe? I'm like 99.99% sure those have been given as fouls before but it always seem so inconsistent.

>>150173036
Yep.

>>150172987
yeah by Dave constantly chatting shite

>>150172943
for people who don't consider the Community Shield a real trophy, I mean

>no Nunez
>no Jota
>no Diaz
>don't start your smartest player (Chiesa)
>replace all of them for low iq low skill pacey nigs

Feel it yet, Liverpool fans? You're gonna have an extremely rough year.

ps: Wirtz is overrated and weakmind.

>>150173036
>horrendous banter
that's me in the clear then

>>150173044
mad how Bournemouth let Liverpool run through them every year but go out and smash shit teams like Man United and Arsenal and Man City and Spuds and Poocastle

>>150172821 (OP)
screamingffd

mad how liverpool spent 300m to get slapped by steve parish

>>150173085
Thanks for demonstrating how shit your patter is

>Man Utd fans care about a fucking Community Shield
oh how the mighty have fallen. continue to shit up the thread though, i'll watch on in silence sniggering at you behind my hand

>>150173060
by people like you obsessing over gay board personalities

>>150173101
I'm cooking and you caught me unawares, but now I've got something else cooking..for you!

>>150173104
weird how they didn't care yesterday when their own team was toyed with by Fiorentina

>Can’t score headers
>Going to flop at cross-heavy Arsenal
Apology status?

>>150173114
literally by him posting in to the ether 18 hours a day 90% of his posts get no replies or are samefagged by him

>>150173100
500m*
And they're gonna spend another 150m for another fraud soon

dave, shut the FUCK up. we're elite. we haven't wasted 300m. we're elite. stop being mean!

>>150173122
we won the snapdragon cup on pens though, you cunt

Maybe Liverpool only lost because they're the only club who sell players. Did you ever think of that?

>>150173123
no arsenal for one thread please mate, liverpool are on the chopping block

Are they really calling it Hill Dickinson

>>150173121
Thanks for demonstrating a second time

It's time to accept that Liverpool's title last season deserves a massive asterisk next to it. They had no real competition, both City and Arsenal were hit by big injuries to key players.

>1 of the last community shield winners have gone on to win the league
5d backgammon from Arne's tricky reds

>Man Utd
>win the snapdragon cup on pens

>Liverpool
>lose the community shield on pens

heh wining isn't for everyone

liverpool have spent more this window than palace's entire squad btw

>>150173177
This excuse would work if it was Man City Liverpool had lost to today.

you can thank us for stopping the scouse delusion, if only temporary.

>>150173177
You're telling me Palace won't be challenging for the title this year?

>>150173175
all of liverpool's tittles have a massive asterisk next to them since they're not english and so can't be champions on the epl

van dijk is washed

>>150173177
advanced levels of cope HAHAHAHAHA

>>150173208
>tittles
>on the epl
based bhutanese united customer

>>150173200
I had no idea he was Austrian. Always thought he was French.

Virgil van kike

>>150173208
Might as well tell Wrexham, Cardiff and Swansea to go back to their own league system.

>>150173187
Delete this immediately. Nooticing is illegal in your country.

>>150173229
now you know but don’t get too fond of him, if Palace won’t back him properly in at least January and/or sell Eze it won’t be long until
he is gone.

>>150173228
I spelled it tittles because i've been tittling at Liverpool for the last half hour

>>150173201
That's exactly what I'm saying. Suck it eagleboy.

>Crystal Palace (2.12) 2-2 (1.11) Liverpool

Imagine being outplayed by Palace of all teams

>>150173213
>Produce facts (even though meant to say 1 of the last 15)
>Accused of cope
ABLs are very stupid people.

>>150173253
Wrexham are getting promoted into the PL.

>>150173256
January? Palace have to back him now. Absolutely fucking embarrassing state of affairs from Parish.

>>150173007
That's a penalty for Argentina

salah is washed

As a collective of haters we must never allow Arsenal to get Eze. They'll be unstoppable.

>>150173275
>can't beat the walking meme Will Still
>"promotion"

>>150173229
>French managers
>winning
They're even worse than Dutch managers

>>150173293
we want arse to win the pl this season so live don't win it. we all love arse here now

>>150173271
imagine being outsung by palace supporters
half the liverpool seats were empty

VAR: “The cross clearly hits his arm, but having checked the replay, you can see the Liverpool badge on Mac Allister's shirt, so no penalty.”

>>150173321
The booing hypocrisy was the funniest part of the entire match.

>>150173200
Based Glasner, hope Palace back him properly unlike >us

didn't watch, was eze any good
heard he took a stinker of a pen

Looks like Guehi might be injured. Is that Malick Thiaw any good?

>>150173256
Surely after winning these trophies, the owner HAS to back him? Eze and/or Guehi getting sold almost feels inevitable, but as long as they buy someone good enough to replace them, they should be fine. I don't really know how good Palace's talent ID is though. Or who they've signed so far this window.

>>150173340
Pen was good, but alisson cheated by stepping forward and even though there was clear video evidence of it Paul tierney saw nothing wrong as usual. Basically had alisson stayed on his line he wouldn't be getting finger tips to the ball.

>>150173351
Palace's entire PL existence has been finishing between 11th and 15th with a couple of seasons finishing a mighty 10th. The fact Glasner is winning things will upset Parish.

>>150173177
Do you think he has an assistant to shine his head?

>>150173366
More money to be had the higher up the league they finish though, right? Parish won't be saying no to that.

>>150173076
>ps: Wirtz is overrated and weakmind.
>stares at you with an open mouth while you're trying to explain to him fries are actually called chips on the island

Palace can’t stop winning trophies

any other filters recommended?
/dave/
/190 /
/Isa Slot/
/Dave/
/ABU/
/ABL/

Mo Salah vs Crystal Palace:

0 goals
0 assists
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses
0 duels won
0 fouls won

Missed his penalty in the shootout.

>>150173343
>is nig #22 better than nig #23

the absolute state of liverpool in 2025

>>150173174
you're running circles around me!

Of course Palace beating Liverpool on penalties in a glorified friendly is getting more attention than them beating City in an actual major cup final.

>>150173449
Please stop coping, you just look embarrassing.

just put me fist through the wall la

>>150173449
City fans weren't calling themselves the best team in Europe last season like Liverpool fans were. Also today's Liverpool side was their strongest side with the new signings playing. You have no excuses.

>>150173443
Three demonstrations is a bit much, we all get the point

scouse melty

paddy trying not to hatepost about City for 5 minutes challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

No refunds

>>150173408
1 Contract signed

>>150173491
>Three demonstrations is a bit much
I'm the last one to leave the party lad, friends missus absolutely pissed off. This is nothing

>>150173399
Filter Irish and Canadian flags and the thread is much less cancerous.

Arne Slot has been to Wembley twice as Liverpool manager and lost both times

can we have a talk about liverpool blatantly shadowing other clubs' scouts
they did the same to lyon to where lyon had to send out phantom trips

>>150173500
For his moon shot he had so much time and space.

>>150173519
canada is mainly harmless banter but yeah got to filter the seething paddy customer

>>150173519
show us how to filter them again Poindexter >>150173523

>>150173500
I like him but he's not gonna have as easy a time as he did in the bundesliga where he had free rein to do as he pleases

>>150173449
Because Liverpool are the biggest club by a distance in the country, everything they do gets them attention.

>>150173543
Sorry that facts hurt you

told everyone isak would never happen for months now, feels good to be vindicated

Reminder to not confuse me with the other leaf who I caught being a manure customer

>>150173552
Judging by your logic arsenal are the biggest club in the country by a country mile. Every time arteta coughs it makes news in some way.

why doesn't he support his local club?

>>150173554
KWABF (kek what a broken filter)

Isak won't fix their shit defence. Liverpool will actually be better if they took the Isak money and bought Belela from Brighton.

>>150173515
Your wife’s fanny smells like old Chinese food mate

>>150173584
explains why I always want to eat it again an hour later

>>150173583
Attack was their best position last season so I don't know why they bought more attackers. They needed at least 2 new centre backs and a couple of 8's.

>>150173530
>moon shot
Sounds like an anime move

>>150173574
That's because Arsenal are the funniest team to clown on

>>150173583
Hearing that after watching a full strength Liverpool with £500m investment in the preseason Isak is considering taking a paycut to stay at Newcastle

>>150173583
the defence should've been looked at ages ago, it's not a serious club
van dijk is on 400k btw

>>150172975
how is that concerning

is he crying and "filtering" everyone again? ffs you'd swear Liverpool won the game

>>150173614
Just like everyone is doing to Liverpool fans now, so again by your logic arsenal are the biggest team in the country.

>>150172821 (OP)
>sell diaz
>sell nunez instead of playing him on the left wing
>gakpo plays like shit on the left
wow who could've seen this coming?

Even ex-Liverpool legends working in the media are tapping up players.

>>150173607
Barcelona have done the same thing. They were scoring goals for fun last season so this summer they got Rashford and Bardghji and spent time chasing Nico Williams and Diaz. I understand wanting to fortify strong positions but maybe spend that money elsewhere.

>>150173667
>gakpo plays like shit on the left
What? A certain Irish poster told me Gakpoo was the best left winger in the league because he got a hattrick against Halifax

>>150173677
scousers really supporting their new signings aren't they

>lose trent
>lose Diaz
>lose jota
>lose Darwin
>lose quansah
>don't sign any left wing replacements
>bought a striker who struggled to hit 20 goals in bumdesliga
>bought 2 fullbacks who are known to have no defensive ability, only offensive
>van dijk is old as fuck with no backup
>konate no longer wants to play for the club and won't sign a new contract
>guehi links for months which amounted to nothing
>rejected by zubimendi

If salah or gakpo get injured who's replacing them? If van dijk or konate get injured who's replacing them? Who is the natural backup to ekitike?

>>150173732
>konate no longer wants to play for the club and won't sign a new contract
qrd?

>>150173732
>>bought 2 fullbacks who are known to have no defensive ability, only offensive
Thats pretty wild, even amateurs know that you dont attack with both full backs.

>>150173754
Rejecting contract proposals because he wants to play for Madrid. He apparently wanted to join this season but madrid would rather get him on a free next season.

>>150173775
hope they wouldn't hold a player's ambition against him like they did with trent

>>150173177
Yeah this might be good news for Liverpool.

>>150173800
>5th (Championship)

i have to say it but arsenal are the only team who actually strengthened impressively. liverpool signed some and lost some so their bench is still looking weak of options.

>>150173732
>lose trent
That's a good thing. He's gonna sink RM.
>lose Diaz
Bad, but he was gonna leave on a free anyway.
>lose Jota
Very bad
>lose Darwin
VERY VERY bad, the forward Makelele
>lose Quansah
Random nog #43432 not a big loss

Kerkez is good. Chiesa is good. Van Shite, Salad and Slut are gonna ruin the club this season.

premiership refs starting the season strong with their Liverpool bias.

>>150173200
Thanks

this canadian has to be one of the biggest retards going

>>150173834
Chelsea will buttfuck Arsenal this year. In fact, Chelsea will buttfuck the whole league.

>>150173800
Remove Arsenal, Leicester and Yanited from the list and it does not look so bad.

>>150173500
looks weakmind

>>150173523
OH NO NO NO we just spent 500M on this guy...

Nah but why would Crystal Palace mongs equate the legitimate booing of "God Save The King" with booing the death of a Portuguese footballer?

>>150173854
Not even sure if it's the same one, the one replying here actually seems to have the most minute knowledge of football. The cancerous one has zero interest in football whatsoever.

>>150173901
For the same reason you think Kelleher is good?

>>150173901
>legitimate booing
Liverpool fans opened the door right up for a response. They are actually that retarded.

Wall status: hit

>>150173954
ting status?

you can no longer trust in slot liverpool >>150171315
now they will go for a CB instead of Isak >>150172073

always the victims
never your fault

Jota scored from beyond the grave in the 20th minute and Liverpool still managed to lose.

Proper small club behaviour.

>>150173954
>fails everywhere but in Liverpool
>>150174009
>you can no longer trust in slot liverpool
You should never have

can see chelsea winning it this year

>>150174048
Chelsea look like the most exciting team on paper but I think City wins it.

>AND then we sold them a guy called florian SQUIRTZ for 120 million british pounds
kek

>>150174048
Oh shut the fuck up lad.

>>150174066
They keep falling for it

>>150174066
what were they thinking kek

>>150174066
based

SPIN THE MESSAGE

>>150173500
>>150174066
wLingz was their best player in the 1st half
>71' Jones and Ekitike OUT, Mcallister and End IN
>74' good morning SAAARR goal
slot never subbed off gakpo or salad

>>150174185
>one good half is what you pay for 150+ mio

>>150172948
Soldiers of Christ

>>150174163
This is actually happening to make it appear that the booing was a propos of nothing. When it wasn't.

scousers using their media friends to push false narratives
well i never

Salah after signing the contract extension

>>150173854
Genuinely the worst, most cancerous retard in here and that includes Dave and 190.

>>150173800
All this proves is that Man City don't care about the Community Shield.

>>150173854
agreed (it's not me!)

>>150174431
we don't sign our posts here

>>150174431
Irishman is worse

VAR tried to rig it for Liverpool twice and they still lost lmao

>players already jumping ship after the embarrassment to day

canadian is much worse than the irish liverpool supporters, with the irish posts it's more of an eye roll as opposed to the complete disdain for canadian posts

literally the first time that Liverpool back 4 has ever played together btw

what a lolcow

>>150174548
even mo salah going against God's choosen people is not enough raze the scouser fear that's planted within the PGMOL and VAR officials.
one can only wounder what have they been threatened with if they EVER dare to not actively rig at least 10-15 matches for liverpool football club a season.

Amanda Staveleys bare feet on Isak’s dismembered head using it as a foot stool after the Saudis chopped it off for disrespect

Bald Arne Slot pushing more and more mayonnaise covered chips up Mohamed Salahs hairy smelly Muslim poo encrusted arsehole as we speak to punish him for todays performance according to my sources

>>150174807
>bare feet

Brighton owner Tony Bloom has used his riches to build a machine that clones 23 year old pass and move style pressing footballers
He claims they sign them from obscure hipster leagues but nobody watches the Portuguese second division or the Colombian national league so nobody can call him on it

remember when they were telling us nunez was set to outscore haaland
fun times

What’s happening lads?
Heard Salah missed the opening penalty. Whatever happened there

>>150174882
he's doing this at hearts now, they've signed a burkina faso striker from a club in estonia

>>150174898
He took the penalty and missed

>>150174770
even indy's tweets make more sense than this cunt

>>150174898
Please show respect, he hadn't eaten since sunrise

>>150174895
Darwin Nunez storms through and bares down on the goalkeeper Ahmed Al Diwali who is currently down on his mat praying towards Mecca. Surely he can’t miss!
He shoots!
Off the bar and out for a goal kick. Play will resume when prayers are finished

indykaila is so desperate to shill himself on here into some sort of career
little does he realise this is a dying site with like 3 or 4 pip collecting regulars

>>150174898
St. Jota intervened and tipped the shot over the bar at the last minute in order to lull the other teams into a false sense of security and to give the impression that salad fingers is finished, trust the plan la

>>150174947
lel'd

>>150174895
The media forcing a Darwin v Haaland rivalry was pretty funny because of how one sided it was. Obviously when they realised that they stopped pushing it. Then they moved on to Hojlund v Haaland, which was somehow even more one sided.

>>150174953
The football youtubers I watch have mentioned him a couple times in a joking way and mentioned KFC, I think he's beyond us at this point

slot is a coward for not trying to improve nunez btw

>>150175014
CRACKS

>>150174998
Unfair. Klopp fucking retired because of Darwin. The man begged FSG he cancel his contract ffs

>>150175014
That virgin stance by van dick.

>>150175081
from what i've heard he was klopp's preferred target

>ABLs pretending they weren't preparing to suicide at half time
just wait until Ekitike is fully match fit

>>150174998
Slot hasn't improved a single Liverpool player. That's how you know he's incompetent. He's just shipping players out and spending £500m on replacements who are even worse. He's a fraud. Literally Ten Hag, but not as good and less of a man.

>>150175182
You were preparing the rope the second GSTK started.

Liverpool's 2 BILLION POUND squad couldn't beat Crystal Palace

>>150175182
>if matches ended at half time then it would be different!
immense cope

>>150175267
by definition a game cant end at half time

when baleba goes to city the united melty is going to be funny

>>150173056
it is completely different every week, the penalty they had at home to man utd was given as hand in unnatural position

>>150175358
Why would he go to City? Is Pep that desperate he wouldn't trust Reijnders?

>>150174528
Irishman is just a mong customer the Canadian literally doesn’t actually support a team and only posts here to derail threads, be an annoying faggot, and spam his terrible “jokes”

>>150175358
>the name on the contract does say manchester
>>150175389
>only posts here to derail threads, be an annoying faggot, and spam his terrible “jokes”
no

First /mug/ of the season in 7 days.

>>150175387
they have the cash and rodri looks like he's off

>>150175441
>welp, my team lost today. how do I make myself feel better....
may the week go very fast for you

>>150175432
Kys

second season jitters for el slotto and the gang?

>>150175447
>rodri looks like he's off

City dont sell players they want to keep(only club that doesnt have this problem due to under the table payments made via various Abu Dhabi intermediaries)

>liverpool

cant believe we get games next week

>>150175534
okay schizo

>>150175549
well known fact actually

this is absolutely the worst thread on any board

>>150175597
You don't visit other boards then.

>>150175597
delusional
it's quite civil by general standards

>>150175603
its livermong realising he doesnt go anywhere else and has to suffer a bit of bullying because his shitty team lost

>>150175597
ever been to /pw/ formerly /asp/

>>150175185
Gravenberch?

>>150175515
based imhotep

just came back from my half time poop, did Liverpool win the game ?? Surley they won with ease leading 2-1.

>>150175597
agreed

>>150173056
Those has consistently been given as penalties in the past seasons. As I said earlier maybe they have changed the ruling this season.

>>150175634
imhotep was a simp

>>150175597
lurk moar.

can United pls sign Wharton instead? Im sick of seeing darkies in my working class northern team

>/mug/ excellency on the first round of the glorious premier league.
YES indeed. it's comin

>>150175752
not for sale mate

>>150175752
cool it with the racism

>>150175762
>another VPN post by livermong
are you the janny or do you have a cuckpass?

>>150175752
dont think hed have any interest in going there when every Utd fan mugged him off when it was suggested he should be playing ahead of the little blob at the euros

>>150175813
first day 'round 'ere mate?

>ynr mainoo

Should have never extended Salahs contract.

>>150175846
>gets rumbled for being a vpn nonce
>refuses to address it but still needs to respond
LMAO

LOL! jota dead!

>>150175857
the £425k/week extension?

This was the day.

>>150175849
you mean the next Scholes ?

>I need a /mug/
next best thing here. have fun lads
>>150172698
>>150172698

>>150175603
>>150175609
>>150175618
>>150175672
Name 3 worse active generals. I want to see the worst this site has to offer (porn dump "generals" that are essentially shitscord outposts dont count)

>>150176090
Literally any of the /brit/* generals.

>>150176090
Brit/pol/ is three autistic retards baiting each other for the last 7 years it's kinda based

>>150176090
anything on /int/, anything on /vg/ (literally a containment board)

>>150176067
>boo england
>get a /lug/
come at gods country and this is what happens dumb indians

>>150176124
to be clear, there was a guy on the gw2 general who wrote a script that would pull random posts from the archives and post them off cooldown in the active threads, so that it looked like a completely schizophrenic mess and made them unusable, and this was at the mild end of /vg/ autism

>>150176126
FUCK OFF INDY

>>150176126
Why do you constantly believe this shit, Liversimp?

van dijk unironically blamed a lack of investment for the loss tonight

>>150175752
Can't believe they actually banned you for this tame shit. 4chan's gone.

>>150176126
it's so funny how he basically always runs this "preparation" tweet gimmick before every "real" tweet. like just fucken post the made up shit you have at 10:30 or whatever.
he's probably also making a living outta it so can't blame him.

>>150176216
splashing an ungodly amount of money on the your strongest trait while your midfield and defense keep suffering is peak retard.

>>150176244
>made up shit

oh sweaty

>>150176266
yeah but he was the one who dropped a stinker in the first place, also threw his new teammate under the bus, arsehole

>>150176328
true but Liverpool are equally at fault for not replacing him and especially Salah, those contracts are way too long and way too expensive for players that can drop from a 100 to 0 in no time.

>>150176328
>also threw his new teammate under the bus, arsehole

things that never happened

>Crystal Palace won two titles
Do you think our guy Tim is finally happy?

Its time to talk about Salah's penalty taking ability

>>150173368
truly spectacular isnt it?

>>150176394
https://x.com/alex_crook/status/1954587664079806636

from the horse's mouth, crying about how he can't win a match because they didn't sign a striker to replace poonez

>>150176449
he's finished

>>150176477
Liverpool have 1 striker, they need another one

spastic

Hello, I wonder do Englanders like Germans?

>>150176449
I'd rather talk about Liverpoo (yet again) wiggling out of yet another stone wall pen.

>>150172844
>>150172844

>>150176496
Klopp never used a striker you retarded bitch and he still was infinitely more succesful than Slut will ever be

RIP Suleiman al-Obeid

J U S T

>>150176244
>he's probably also making a living outta it
Of course he is. To the point it's almost unbelievable. I "checked out" one of his tweets once and it might as well have been
>[complete bollocks, but it's what you want to hear]
the so called "engagement" from Livermongs praising him and giving him clicks for doing NOTHING except telling them what they wanted to hear DESPITE it being complete bollocks, well, it was breathtaking I can tell you that. If he sent out a tweet talking about "no cap" selling the Mersey bridge I can guarantee his retard army would start a "gofundme" to buy it.
He doesn't even need to work in KFC anymore. He already has more money than "the Colonel" just from chatting shit on "X".

>>150175381
>>150175654
Maybe this was their way of making up for what happened in the FA Cup final. With PGMOL, anything could be the reason.
Do any of you remember what the commentators said about it? They usually bend backwards to justify the referee's decision but I want to know what they thought anyway.

>only one senior player for cover on the wings and slotto hates him
>no CB cover
this has got a 2020-21 collapse written all over it

Yes Liverpool are shit, we know. No need to take your anger out at arsenal.

>>150176708
Seems like Slot wants to do
>defending is easy
on steroids this season

fucking hell Liverpool lost
they've looked pretty shit since Feb to be fair. Im sure Wirtz will reignite the team once he adapts

>>150176720
Cracking match that was

>>150176669
Which goalkeeper is that? The one worth £70m minimum or Alisson?

>>150176708
Just spend another €200 million on isak and guehi. Then pray for no injuries or suspensions at the worst times.

>>150176500
I personally do but I think Germany is a bit of a pantomime villain in the making of post-war England, outside of banter nobody here really thinks twice about your country.

>>150176781
The excuse back then was the league was already wrapped up and they don't need to try anymore. What's the excuse today? Nobody spends 116m on a player who can't hit the ground running.

500 million great british pounds

averaging more points in a league over a season is one thing but if you cant win a cup final youre not really champions of anything its got to be said

>>150176645
What on earth are you waffling about bruv? Just pure waffle

>>150177021
One of Indy's bridge buyers this is btw

>>150176988
(+200m for Isak and Guehi soon) KEK

>>150177049
You’re just talking for the sake of talking. Pure waffle

>>150176500
i prefer them to most, below dutch scandis and australians but above french, yanks and slavs

if you look at net spend lfc are clear

>>150177095
Pure waffle

With City ravaged by injuries and Liverpool getting exposed early could we see one of the premiership’s greatest rivalry in Manure vs Arsenal return ?

https://x.com/j7zaza/status/1954595937235427490?t=7f8wCjyXgW1DivN-EjCOJQ&s=19

Remember when he rejected arteta? Who's laughing now bitch

>>150176988
>>150177066
Kek

>>150177133
More like Chelsea steamrolling everyone

>>150177174
Weird Indian customer tier post

>>150177197
I just like dabbing on vlahovic desu. I don't like Serbs.

>>150177133
City's current injuries: Rodri, Kovacic

>>150177212
Reijnders is better than both. You'll see.

>>150177066
How much is guehi valued at?

Do you feel in charge, Batman?

>>150177267
quintessential aryan look.

>>150177225
He's not better than Rodri in that role, but he's easily as good as prime Gundogan and Kovacic rolled into one

>>150176933
>nobody here really thinks twice about your country
who do they think about instead
>>150177076
thanks fren

gotta say aftv lost its soul since Wobbie went on the ozempic

Manchester United steamrolls this shitty Liverpool side

>>150177253
£10m according to that post

>Liverpool manager Arne Slot does not believe that Crystal Palace fans intended to disrupt the minute's silence held in remembrance of Diogo Jota and Andre Silva before Sunday's Community Shield.

it's over for slot

>>150177375
that team will never happen. theyre programmed to have an academy player in the team every single match

>>150177375
15 year old playing career mode ahh team

Guehi is valued at €45m on transfermarkt. Surprised nobody has gone for him yet because thats a steal.

>>150177414
He should know by now that as Liverpoo manager he should play the victim and blame the sun for encouraging the palace fans with the headline “JOTA NEEDS TO DIE AGAIN IN HELL”

>>150177446
Overrated 5’9 black shitter. Would get exposed at a big club. Black Nathan Ake

>>150177414
this will go down as well as Klopp defending TAA

>>150177375
>Tesco
>cuntha
>KinderBueno
>Doorgo
>balelba
>Poono penandes
>Umad?
>shartinez
>De shit
>lenny guru
>scamaruma

>>150177496
We’re gonna feast this year in the United match threads with these bad boys

>>150177496
were supposed to say seskoffender

Glad that we got the 1st /lug/ of the year

Many more to come

>>150177527
but lelds haven't played yet

Fuck off.

>>150177527
Oh I can see MANY more coming. Liverpool look so shit.

>>150177375
Man United fantasy: that pic
Man United reality: ol' slabhead

>>150177375
You're making them seethe

>>150177452
>mfw The Sun prints a front page of "JOTA: THE TRUTH"

>Liverpool look shit
>Chelsea/Man City barely back in training after a mammoth waste of time tournament only a month ago
think its an inevitable Arsenal year this time lads. Unless the meme comes true of United winning every time a GTA game releases

>>150177610
>the meme comes true of United winning every time a GTA game releases
im not one to spread negativity but this is quite the cringe post

>>150177658
>im not one to spread negativity
lol you always reply quick with negativity

>>150177610
Rolling for Man United meme run

>>150177526
tesco is just right for me. maybe shitsko is also decent

>>150177610
Arsenal have too many hard games too early in the season. The first 7 or so games are against basically the entire tip 5 or 6 and a newly promoted Leeds who will be up for the fight. If they don't get going and get some injuries it'll be over by September.

>>150177375
Theyre gonna slam Arsenal's ass next saturday

>>150177794
>a newly promoted Leeds who will be up for the fight.
Managed by a certain Daniel Farke who has even said his team aren't PL standard yet

>>150177375
this team is absolute shit. there is NO way united fans are shilling this as quality

>>150177862
What a fucking retard you are

>>150177862
>united fans
it's dave

I was at the game so this this is what happened during the silence
>start silence
>not very quiet due to fans still entering due to wembley fucking up (some people didnt get in until after 2-1)
>palace fans try to shush them
>it just makes more noise
>liverpool fans get mad and start booing
>ref gives up on the silence and blows the whistle

It’s time to think about scrapping promotion/relegation. Having three regional shitter teams come up just to get destroyed every week by well oiled premier league machines does nothing for anyone. We don’t have relegation battles anymore because the mid table teams are all saved by the promoted shitters
The league would be more competitive and entertaining if we had a 20 team super league style format. Top half in January would qualify for the playoffs which would be a knockout format to determine the champion - a bit like the Super Bowl in the US
Would build the season up to one massive occasion on the level of a World Cup final

>>150177840
These newly promoted teams always step up their performances against the bigger teams early on because they're not demoralised yet. It's away at Leeds too. Not saying they won't get battered but they're a potential banana skin. Playing tough teams early on can go both ways. If arsenal are unbeaten after the first 10 games with majority wins, I'll have them favourites for the league because they'll have easy teams for a while after that.

>>150177907
I'm guessing you've been sniffing glue

>>150177907
what an excellent post but instead of top half in january qualify for playoffs, you should divide the league into 2 conferences (norf and souf/london)
winner of the two conferences meets in the superb owl

Holy shit I didn’t realise Scott Parker was Burnley manager. We’re in for some kino interviews the first 6 game weeks before he inevitably gets sacked and replaced by some random Spaniard who will go down anyway but with shorter passing

>>150177907
Chalk it up as another PSR victory

>>150177907
>All 3 promoted sides have been relegated 3 times in Premier League history

how do man u manage to convince me to fear that they're coming back every summer even though i literally know they aren't and have signed more shit

Did your team win a weird preseason trophy?

>>150177375
sad to see no British lads

>>150178106
2 of them in the last 2 seasons

>>150178141
Recency bias leading people to think anyone staying up is impossible. Especially since the year before those relegations all 3 teams stayed up and now they are chasing European spots.

>>150177907
Well you're absolutely right there in what you say and I think Sir Jim Ratcliffe has spoken just about this with the parachute payments and how the league needs a real smooth curve and at this moment in time the premier league is in dire straits and at risk of becoming uncompetitive

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1954635917852860491?t=CfXt5QtvJTXkyyK6Cdb3tA&s=19

>trashford

>>150178115
We ARE coming back

>>150178137
>Heaven
>Mount
>Mainoo
>Maguire
Shaw is there too but I dont rate him anymore.

>>150178115
WE NEVER LEFT

>>150178115
it's like highlander, every season they refuse to die until you cut off the whiskey nose

Mo Salah in 18 Finals

>0 open play goals
>2 penalty goals

>>150178345
>it was amorim's fault

>>150172821 (OP)
Desperately need Isak, not looking good for the title hopes if Liverpool doesn't get him in

>>150178508
Desperately need toilet paper, not looking good for the street defamation hopes if indianon doesn’t get it in

United WILL finish above livapoo

>>150178557
It’s gone wrong

>>150178557
I wipe with my hand bro

>>150176233
What did he post to get banned?

>>150178568
That much is sure

Fix football? Easy. Whatever clubs generate has to be spent on the club. Useless directors and greedy (I'm not saying it, you know who they are) owners taking money out should be banned. Let's see how interested greedy (same ones again) people are in owning clubs when that cat is amongst the hen house.

>>150178623
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150172821/#150175752

>>150178623
He committed the crime of saying he preferred seeing people similar to himself

1. Arsenal
2. Manchester United
3-20. seething /trans/ lads
ya love to see it

>>150178725
Arsenal would still find a way to be 2nd in a race with Man United

>>150178467
Now do Thierry Henry in finals.

After United won the transfer window last season were their customers as uppity and cocksure as they are after winning this transfer window?

>>150177375
Holy 9th place batman

>>150178656
>>150178709
Thought it would be much worse than that, the sad part is some bender had to report him for it for the jannies to even notice

>salah penalty miss
>van djik stinker

Great start to the new season!

That liverpool lineup is relegation tier

>>150178783
it's just the one guy

>>150178783
Zirkzee, Ugarte, Yoro and Hojlund were going to catapult them to top 4 under brave Eric the Red.

>>150178783
Arsenal won the window. United aren't even 3rd best. Liverpool and Chelsea signed better players and more of them.

>>150178740
not this year now they have Bane

>>150178850
>liverpool

>>150178783
INEOS ARE YOU MAD

>>150178878
United needed a like 7-8 signings to have a good window.

united should at least be aiming for european spots, anything less would be abject failure

>>150178825
The one guy that has zero life outside of this website. Don't understand how he doesn't get ashamed and give it up.

>>150178792
the "jokes" about all the liversissies and manure customers being indian and other assortments of brown are basically true

british media quietly evading virgil's disrespectful post-match comments
very interesting

>>150179114
Yeah your shithole is full of hypocrites

>>150179114
what did he say

>>150179003
Conference League would be a massive improvement for them. Would be an incredible achievement considering how frugal they have been.

>>150178975
Liverpool need a new 11 from what I've seen

>>150179196
blamed ekitike and wirtz for the loss and said john h henry needs to spend more money

>>150179226
oh nothing then
i was hoping he talked about jota rotting in hell for killing his brother by speeding

>>150176477
>Virgil van Dijk very open with me on @talkSPORT. 'I hate losing and I've lost my last two games at Wembley'. Bemoaned defensive mistakes although said he 'wasnt worried' moving forward. Said after losing Nunez and Diaz they need another forward. Sounded like a 'go get Isak' plea.

lmao that's pathetic

That Liverpool defence is shocking. They ain't winning shit.

sign da ting

>>150179314
"Character"

>both Joao Pedro and Delap scored
Nicolas Jackson, Welcome to ______

>make less than a post a week
>known for banter

>captcha: Arsenal legends number of trophies with them

Pool have never won the league two years running, and they never will.

>>150179426
famous last words

>>150179270
When will the media be held accountable for tapping players up?

>>150179217
Liverpool need more centre backs and more wingers but united still need more. Chelsea are good in every position. Arsenal are world class in pretty much every position.

>>150179479
>Chelsea are good in every position
lol
>Arsenal are world class in pretty much every position
now this is just sad bait

>>150179335
800k a week between them

Guess the player

>Arsenal are world class in pretty much every position.

got to laugh at palace running over to the statuesque liverpool fans after winning the shootout

>Arsenal are world class in pretty much every position.

>>150179565
Would have been kino if Devenny had "JOTA KILLED HIS BROTHER" written under his shirt

>>150179637
>kino
>edgy
You must be underage

>>150179426
>1921-22/1922-23
>1975-65/1976-77
>1978-79/1979-80
>1981-82/82-83/83-84

>BUT BUT I MEANT THE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! FOOTBALL WAS INVENTED IN 1992
you said the league, not the premier league

>>150179727
You sicken me

>>150179694
Liverpool fans celebrate Heysel.

>>150179586
Nice maybe on planet tgstp
retard

>>150179479
based Arsenal chad

>>150178656
Where the lie

>>150179164
tftp

How do I live without you?
I want to know
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?

*coughs*

>>150179860
this is getting ridiculous I sure he was not that big in originally pic?

>>150179866
It's Arsefags for me, by a long margin. Seeing their naive hopes and optimism every season fills me with such unimaginable hatred.

>>150179894
He was

>>150179894
That's the latest pic released from Man United training sessions. Amorim told him to bulk up so they could get him on PEDs and it went wrong

>>150178345
Emery tried to save him but his wages were too high

>>150179860
amorim going with a wide target man this season it seems

>>150179986
good post

Sad fact is that even Mbeumo at that size would still bag more than Hojlund

EXCL: Tottenham open club to club talks to sign Savinho from Man City!

Negotiations ongoing between Spurs and City, also understand Savinho’s open to the move if the clubs can agree on fee.

#THFC boss Thomas Frank indicated Savinho as ideal player.

>Paddy Power have paid out all bets on Celtic to win the Premiership title this season
Tasty one lads hope you're enjoying your early free cash haha

>>150180220
>it's true

>>150179905
>implying

>>150179866
fake news

>>150180181
Didn't City sign him just this last season?

>>150180181
What the fuck.
This would suck because Frank would play him in his correct position (LW) and actually get a tune out of him as opposed to Pep who insists on this inverted winger bollocks that results in Savio hardly ever scoring. Daily reminder the banger he scored in the Club World Cup was from the left side of the pitch.

god this thread is awful

>>150180181
Last time I watched a stream from Lee Gunner he said he was the best winger in the league. Will be interesting to see how he reacts to the news.

>>150180427
it's been a really bad summer

>>150180458
Lee Gunner overrates every single player in La Liga because he lives in Spain

>>150180427
as long I'm here it's not :D
>>150180458
>Lee Gunner

seems manure are signing DCL

>>150180538
they're singing the Dutch City fan? mental, didn't even know he was a player

>>150180493
don't you have a general to cry in

>>150173800
Why 14 years? United won in 2010 then won the league

>>150180624
i'm posting in a general right now why would i be crying

>>150180530
He's good to watch if you want to kill a few minutes or so. Don't think I'd sit through a whole show.

>>150180629
you're now realising why all these stats pick convenient ranges

>>150180651
I too enjoy the occasional Arteta OUT rant but dude is not the sharpest tool in the shed and way too reactive.

>>150173667
>sell nunez instead of playing him on the left wing
had the same thought, not sure why they didn't just teach him to cross. he was good at drawing players out

>>150180181
would be based if they got it all done for wednesday but never going to happen

>>150180991
>dude is not the sharpest tool in the shed
That's because he's permanently drunk. He's walking into some serious health problems soon.

>>150180991
mate you are an absolute spastic melt blud *takes glasses off* *pinches nose* fack off, mutant

>>150179866
Theyre the most delusional by far

>>150181162
>>150181276
I miss peak AFTV, rip Claude ;(

>>150181069
so why not just teach isak to cross?

>>150181305
>ty choked on DT's willy. What's that all about?

The last time Sesko and Gyokeres faced each other, Sesko won 2-1.

>>150181423
WOBBIE CAN I DASH THIS CHAIR
Shame DT is a literal sex case and can never go back on

>>150181576
Had me howling when Ty was spazzing out and Claude was just like "but its a superchat. I have to read it."

>>150181412
doesn't sound like he needs help being cross

Claude would have loved Declan Rice :(

>>150181707

>ynr lewis-skelly

1. Chelsea (89 points)
2. Arsenal (88 points)
3. Liverpool (84 points)
4. Man United (79 points)
5. Man City (70 points)
6. Everton (61 points)
7. Tottenham (60 points)
8. Brighton (58 points)

>>150181853
>>150181853
>>150181853
move

need to add that palace chap to this

>>150180408
idk but he looked dogshit last season