Thread 150173877

Green Flag at 14:05
90 laps

First for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson

Bubba status?

Drivers meeting

>>150173907
burn rubba
praise bubba

>>150173907
Half Black / Half White.

>>150173877 (OP)
Over/under on the number of times Steve Letard makes a football analogy today. If I could, I'd pull one of his teeth every time he did it

>>150173944
Well Leigh, that's just like Deshaun Watson going to the massage parlor.....

>>150173919
lol

>>150173919
Does CBell stink? No one like him?

who will be the first caution?

>>150173919
you just know lelliott and cindric are playing umamusume

>>150173907
>>150173941
>Mulatto Butts
>Black ass momma
>White ass daddy
https://youtu.be/pwzL23asWGs

>muh God
Thoughts and prayers to Zilly and his family in these trying times.
Amen.

>>150173919
>survives a fucking crash
>smile
>boring meeting happening
>smile
I like the happiness and good spirit McDowell has.

AMEN AND GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>150173993
The hoses are not furry enough for Chess.

>>150173980
IDK, an anon likes him enough to request a C Bell frog. And his battle with Larson at the Chile Bowl was pretty epic, plus he had a good drive at another big dirt race, if I remember correctly.
What's up, C Bell fan anon. I know my last project took forever, but things are a little more stable now. I can make you a new one if you want.

Who was that sexy pageant woman with ross???

>heli flyover
pretty gay

She speedrun the anthem

>>150174105
She's the Mellon Momma

Man mj is gonna need to put red dick on a diet, he's getting fat

Someone explain why they played the terrorist national anthem if the race is held in New York

why they're shooting fireworks in the middle of the day

>>150173993
I believe it

Knowing foids and their mental state, you know Reddick's woman HATES that those Monster girls hang around him.

>>150174089
nta but would you happen to have a Carson Hocevar apu?

>>150174142
scares the commies away

time to go bowling bros

>>150174139
so you remember who's boss

>>150174089
Joe Gibbs is based for letting him race on dirt again
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5YqdQtCJSIA

>>150174142
They play the canuckistani anthem at all races in hockey country.

I miss the hallel stream, bros.

Ziggo is replaying the IMSA's last race so it's a good time to remember this great shot.

>people are mad at him and the list is growing
means bamf is doing something right.

7/10 command.

>>150173919
the roush drivers are always impossible to find in these for some reason

Wonder if there is one drive Hocevar won't fuck with because he knows they'll beat his fucking ass. Got to be one driver that all the other driver's know will whip a man's ass.

>>150174157
>Carson Hocevar
Can you please provide a pic of him in the fire suit you like, preferably one clearly showing most or all of the sponsor.
>>150174174
Yeah, I don't even follow dirt series very closely, but THAT was a good vroom. (Not my frog, btw)

GO BOWLING!

>>150174222
Ryan Preece is next to Cindric who's next to Chase Elliot.

>Space Truckin'
This is the best song you'll hear all day, boys.

>>150174230
joey

>>150174234
Hope this works and thanks in advance anon, you're a peach

>>150173973
>if only you knew how bad things really are

Just had a couple chicken sandwiches

>>150174252
The audience looks excited

>>150173973
>youre thinking about my hot wife, are you

>>150174198
This still hurts my little Corvette heart.

>>150174222
Bread's in the front row, you can see his hat

>>150174258
This one better

>>150174234
I made that frog and this one too, thx for saving it :)

big juan (again) if digits

>>150174089
Thanks anon I like that apu

t. Cbell fan you’re talking about

legge? pls no

>>150174252
Based

dubs and nascar fold end of the season

>That Mayor McCheese livery
Fucking amazing

If Zilly had passed SVG like Buescher did nobody would be saying that his fall was karmic retribution
>>150174252
Based

a dinger or buescher win would feed families
>legge
begging for a feet cam on this one

official mcduffie fatal roll

winner roll

>>150174321
playoff implications

>>150174328
>KFB win
Very based

>>150173919
Larson looks like a little brother in the middle seat between SVG and Bowman.

Last digit roll for number of cautions

>>150174258
Yeah, that's pretty good. I've started going nuts and individually clipping and placing each logo, unlike that C Bell frog, so it takes a while. Lucky I have some of those already in the folder.
I'll post it in the general when I'm done.
>>150174198
Are you still working on a new SVG frog? I want you to do it and I don't want to steal your project, but I can do it if you don't want to. Also, sometimes I need to be reminded, kek.
Someone should do a Zillisch, too. I might do it if I get ambitious.

what a weird track for blaney to get a pole at
i give it 5 laps before he's a non-factor

>>150174349
It was incredible watching this live.
Can't forget the sad fadeout while looking at the untouched trophy as the broadcast ended.

>>150174349
literally all he had to do was drop the red bull and grab the roof rail

>>150174369
I was thinking that as well. He’ll just passed by svg on lap 1

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY

anon, are you ready to go bowling?

>>150174284
Thanks for making them, they are really good. I believe I actually saved both.

GREEN GREEN GREEN

It's so funny hearing the commenters and other drivers talk about SVG like he's some kind of magic space alien

>>150174362
make a zillisch one but have it be upside down

Holy fuck that drone cam at the bus stop gave me a hard on

>>150174362
I got kinda busy since then and I forgot to do it, I'm sorry fren. But I'll try to do it as I watch the race with y'all, don't worry. Thank you for reminding me of doing it because I forget things easily.

Is it me, or did NASCAR change how they refer to the last two corners? I swear they used to call them 10 and 11.

>>150174292
Cool, I'm glad you like it. It's just my small way of contributing to this awesome thing we have going on here.

>I don’t like track limits but we should have some limit for the track and get these drivers to stay in the track


Based retard letarte

>>150174448
>that vacant stare and those soulless eyes
he's done

>>150174464
Kek i also requested that Logano apu

Stay based king

>>150174448
Humiliation ritual

>you WILL wear the hat and stay at the track

Larsonbros...

>Blew a tire last night at Knoxville
>Lost his brakes today
Larson's no good, terrible weekend

>>150174448
>smartwatch on arm in sling
Is he just using it as a pedometer?

>Larson

We will make it Larson bros trust the plan

Remember when Larson ran out of brakes at Indianapolis

>at airport
>officially licensed NASCAR Drafthouse isn't showing fucking cup racing
>have to go to mongolian basket weaving forum to talk about race
Fucking hacks.

>>150174448
I broke my collarbone when I was a little kid... basically doing something just as stupid. I climbed on top of a child-size table to dance and fell off
I was like 4 years old though

>>150174504
I think it's a requirement to know jack shit about sports or know how to operate a remote to work at a sports bar

>>150174467
He's a little retarded, but I think he agrees with the assertion that if you aren't supposed to drive there, there shouldn't be continuous pavement.

The 5 team is complete dog shit rn

>>150174441
>I'm sorry fren
No need to apologize. I was just reminding you. Don't let it distract you from the race. Do it on your own time.
>>150174414
>make a zillisch one
I can, but It will take a while. Someone made an upside-down version of my SVG frog, kek.
Also, Larson bros... that was a lock up in the rear.

>to the garage
disrespecting indy cursed him

>>150174550
And that’s a good thing

>>150174398
Not against that dude... That's like trying to race Larson.

Rick realized giving the cheated up cars to Byron was the smartest play in the longrun.

Do i have a bowl of mac and cheese or a couple microwave burritos for lunch.

>>150174541
>Someone made an upside-down version of my SVG frog, kek.
that was me

>>150174568
mac and cheese

wood bros. bros...what does the little green stop watch mean?

>>150174590
fastest lap

>>150174590
Fastest lap which gives you an extra point desu

>>150174590
It means times almost up....

>>150174526
I had a Buffalo Wild Wings waitress ask if the truck race was really a sport and try to not put it on the tv.

>>150174574
Oh, so it's right side up for you now, kek.

broken collarbones suck hard

I want a caution NOW

So cool to see that Zilly is okay and hanging out there.

>>150174568
>>150174576
I did mac and cheese last night. It was the correct choice.

>>150174385
The suits in Austria would have given him even worse injuries had he done that

>acez chat making sharty look smart
Times like this i wish the old website didnt die.

if i were trackhouse I'd be concerned with how easily zilly's bones break, not even a full season and he's already fractured twice
>>150174619
it's more of an australian meme but yeah, he's right side up

>>150174612
What a dumb bitch.

>>150174648
needs to put down the red bull and drink some milk

>>150174637
What’s that red/orange stuff

there's no passing

>>150174648
HE's going through davey alisson's kings road route

We've got ASS VEE GEE foot cam this time!

>>150174648
>it's more of an australian meme
I know, but you are global south bros.

>>150174670
he better stay away from helicopters

>>150174666
welcome to the Next Gen
even JR is crashing out over the car

>>150174666
Welcome to the gen 7 car.

>>150174674
Heel and toe is based

I thought SVG didn't want a foot camera

>>150174637
Did you put tomato on it? Or whatever this red thing is.

>>150174349
>>150174385
>red bull gives you wi--

Larson status?

>>150174624
Dale was one tough SOB to never miss a race when he broke his in 1996

>>150174687
if the sponsor wants it there's nothing he can do

>>150174698
In the garage

>>150174698
He has an orange stripe next to his name on nascar.com, so they took it behind the wall.

>>150174664
Garden grown tomatoes and peppers. I gotta do something with these things.

>>150174738
Very nice, I was worried it was gonna be crab. Crab and Mac and Cheese is an atrocious unholy combination.

>>150174666
It's only stage 1

Oh yeah it's time to get ROWDY

PROSPER

midpack kino

Population of 30,000 got the memeoff point

>>150174692
Tomatoes and peppers
See
>>150174738

>>150174752
Lobster mac and cheese is god tier comfort food. I've never had it with crab.

Cody Ware in the fucking points???

>>150174738
>tfw no tomato bussy

Video games and anime

austin cindric when im done with his giant twink ass

>>150174784
Best livery on the track

A right banger stage 1 for Chris Buescher.
No cautions and it's as quiet as sundown in the outback on the track today.
Kyle Larson's race sinking like a swagman in a billabong though with a brake failure.

>>150174752
ever had white cheddar lobster mac and cheese?

>>150174790
Yeah, that's going to taste so good with some bacon, cucumber and mayonnaise on pumper nickel.

>>150174319
>adulterating the dirty air
stewards, she can't keep getting away with it

>>150174813
Leigh Diffey would be more like:
>WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH, LOOK AT THIS FIRST STAEGE BY CHRIS BUSCHA'

GO.BOWLING.

>>150174810
Yeah, I'm thinking based.

>>150174809
Do you think they, y'know...

>>150174887
100% a gay porno set

>>150174887
>jeff your little boy has done it!

Christopher Bell comments on Stage 1: "I'm pack racing right now, so hopefully I get some air to the nose at some point."

Crew chief Adam Stevens: "Boy, that'd be nice. Nobody has moved more than a spot or two except for somebody way in the back."

ESS VEE GEE

Kino restart, Briscoe going 2-wide through the bus stop was certainly a choice

That zip line cam is easily one of the best parts of NASCAR at the Glen. It's a shame that Cup is the only racing series that uses it. Not even Xfinity or Trucks use it.

If svg wins this stage he’ll be 3rd in the memeoffs kek

Watkins Glen is the perfect road course for Nascar

Larson is back on track, his CC wants him to contend for fastest lap.

Lmao Larson just came back out on the track taped up and ran a qual lap to get fastest lap

Fuuuuck its a brawl out there

Wood brosbros…

Wood Bros bros...

>staying green
now that is based

Chase needs to pit! Hold the caution!

Fuck cawshun let them race

welp

Does this race make you want to go bowling?

dubree cawshun

>>150175056
Yeah and that goes out of the window

Nascar officials not immediately throwing a caution for any spin?

aw damn, too bad... gotta get that shit off the track

>>150175030
Maximum poins regain.
Smart.

>caution right after "Sport's Most Popular Driver"™ got out of the pits
100% not rigged.

>>150175085
They generally hold it at road courses

>>150175094
Yeah waited a while for him make it to pit road and then BOOM yellow.

>>150175075
LETS GO FISHING
*CARTOON RUNNING SOUNDS*

lots of brake dust off the 60

Berry bros...

Berry bros...
>>150175094
Wouldn't it be worse if they threw it right after he entered?

>>150175209
Cindric had Jaimie Littles man hands gracefully wrapped around his empurpled THROBBING member

>>150175150
It would be worse for him, but it's such a coincidence that NASCAR waited Chase make his pitstop until he got out AND THEN threw the caution.

>>150174362
I requested a Zili last week and a frog maker fren said he’d do it. I didn’t realize there were so many of you.

About 10 years ago I was learning commercial HVAC install and my boss / mentor had a job at Montour Falls. It's close by Watkins Glenn race track. The whole week we stayed at a hotel in town. We'd always just eat the breakfast they had in the lobby. One morning I come down and my boss is eating breakfast with this huge grin on his face. I sit down and he tells me to lean in and he tried to whisper (he has a deep booming voice), "Dude, right behind you it's Dan..." about the time he tried to say Danica a woman behind us goes "Holy shit old man, I'm just trying to get a waffle and get on with my day." She smoked a bottle of maple syrup at us and pulled her pants down and spread her ass cheeks about a foot wide and showed us her asshole, flipped us both off and stormed out. Craziest continental breakfast of my life.

>the cars can't pass each other
just bury this damn car

NemeWRECK

>jonesy
>memechek

kek

>>150175316
Uh, I think that was me and I was drunk and forgot...

so blenis just ruined his race right

>>150175379
Put all drivers into random xfinity cars. Random teams random manufacturers. Fixed? At least better?

There shouldn't be more road courses than short tracks on the schedule.

>That view of the camera going black when getting hit
I think we just a saw a preview of what death is like

>>150175417
>Makesawreck

>>150175379
They're over two second slower than the Busch series was going yesterday. Pretty sure Arca was faster as well. They're basically driving go carts at a theme park.

Nascar still has nepotism involved in their decision making so don't expect a change.

>>150175344
Unreal

>>150174349
kwab

>>150175416
No worries, King. This was the image you chose. So I suppose I’m re-requesting a Zili, please.

New to NASCAR here (IndyCar is getting cucked by LIV golf). So in that last wreck where one car clearly caused another to crash, are there penalties? In normal road racing that would 100% be a penalty, but the commentators are just kinda laughing about it, like "oh he got him there haha".

>>150175539
NASCAR is a contact sport

>>150175539
Penalties for crashes on NASCAR are very, very rare.

>>150175416
>>150175531
Make sure to put him in a sling, or have him falling off his car

>>150175539
rubbin' is racin'

>>150175075
>tfw had 3 bowling alleys within reasonable driving distance
>All 3 didn't make it through covid
>Now nowhere to go bowling

>>150175531
Yeah, it's all coming back to me. Lol

>>150175539
Stock cars are more durable and safer than open wheel cars or GT cars so there's no avoidable contact penalties and some bumping is expected.
One exception is colliding with the right rear on oval tracks which can send the victim head first into the wall.

>>150175416
More of the fire suit.

>>150175539
Rubbing is racing

>>150175539
You get penals for blatantly wrecking someone on purpose but avoidable contact isn’t a penalty like in Indycar.

>>150175580
>All 3 didn't make it through covid
That was the most evil thing that any of us have ever seen and hopefully ever will see. It makes me so fucking mad, it's unreal.

JUA-nevermind

what the fuck was his problem?

>>150175610
agreed

Kryle is WASHED

>>150175539
Does someone have the Autism Hill spergout handy? That’s a great example of a blatant and punishable offense.

Bubba to the boss first day Monday morning

how do we spice up this race?

Kryle should move to truggs and get all 3 NASCAR series titles, otherwise if he continues racing like this on Cup, his career end will be pretty embarrassing to look afterwards.

>>150175539
Also “intent” is everything when handing out penals in nascar. If you go on the radio and tell your spotter you’re going to wreck a guy, and then you wreck him, it’s a slam dunk rough driving penalty. But then they can also look at SMT data too and if you made a sudden turn in the wheel or whatever it’s also a penal.

>>150175693
You bitch

>dente commercial as BAMF loses it
poetry

Nobody could pass till svg got cycled out of the top 10. He'll have the lead soon

Thnx for the explanations everyone

how does it feel to have to race against SVG?

>>150175570
Holding a Red Bull can

BAMF could handle it without losing.

sneed van chuckbergen

>>150175646
Replace tie rods with toe links on front axle.
Relocate steering rack to rear.
Replace toe links with tie rods on rear axle.

>>150175539
>>150175571
>>150175592

Melon Man on a mission

>>150175779
your welcome desu

>>150175693
You see-uhhhhh, in the Cup series-uhhhhhh...

>bleins
it's over

Svg restarted 12 she now has a 13 second lead

>>150175990
>She

How do we stop SVG?

>sort leaderboard by fastest lap
>Larson, Chastain, van Gisbergen, Busch, Blaney

>>150174504
an hour later, went back to check and saw they're showing the indy race instead
hahahaha

>>150176122
36 ovals is the only option

>>150176122
unironically git gud

how is it one man can turn right so much faster than everyone else

>>150176203
coriolis effect

>>150176203
by using the pedal next to the brake

>>150176122
Need a rich guy to create a team and hire Scott McLaughlin and the two best Supercar drivers

Final stage candy snack? For me it's a bag of Rainbow Nerds Gummy Clusters.

What's the strategy play?

>>150176223
The clutch?

>>150176246
>drinking zero alcohol beer

>>150176223
BAN CLUTCHING IF YOU'RE NOT SHIFTING

>>150176246
>budweiser zero
Why are you drinking your kid's beer?

>>150176246
is your TV a 1:1 ratio?

What is New Zealand's secret?

>rasmussen kwabbed daly in a retaliation
Portland getting more action than the cup race

Those guys who pitted early are gonna drop back hard in the last ten laps

SVG just has hours and hours and hours of more time turning right and left in practice and in race. That's all there is to it.

>>150176380
Not if there's a mysterious caution coming up soon

>>150176345
'ate 'nglan'
'ate 'stralia
'ate maori

>>150176297
>>150176287
I'm on call

Joey Hand deserves more starts

>>150176264
yes, using the clutch to transfer torque to the transaxle and help the car roll an turn

Byron needs to suddenly lose 10 positions

>>150176423
based

It's cool that Gisbergen actually has a chance of winning because he won't get wrecked by his teammate today.

GIDDAY SHIT CUNTS IM FANGIN IT MOVE YOUR MUNTED RIDES OUTTA MAH WAY

surprised no big juan this time

bubba...

I bet it would have been pretty kino if SVG came along in the Gordon-Stewart era. Robby Gordon too. I'm guessing SVG would still win, but it would have been more interesting.

It's over.

>>150176553
Love the random out of nowhere Bubba update. Thanks NBC.

It's over Buescherbros

>>150176565
these cars are closer to a v8 supercar than what the gen4 were

Brad plz win next week

We need a tire failure now more than ever.

Breadbros...

KEKselowski

Predicting the next caution

Brad bros…

>bread
he'll win at daytona

SVG should buy Calder Park

Why didn't Brad use this timely tire issue to make a caution happen and give Buescher a chance? Is he retarded?

>Boris Said mentioned
I miss him

can someone just throw their water bottle out the window

>>150176778
Boris Said and his father are why SVG is here because Justin and the Saids are frens

>pedal cam
fucking finally, they show them once a year

SEND HIM IN.

Looking like another top 30 for Cody

>>150176218
underrated

that 20 is absolutely beautiful

>WGI
>no overtime
What's the point?!

>>150176791
What a pack of spunky choss

ESS VEE GEE
VEE
GEE

holy shit this win exposes Jr Motorsports hard, in the shitbox they gave Shane yesterday

yay C-Bell

Zillich getting injured robbed us of a kino race today.

>>150176861
THE RAPE TRAIN OF OUTBACK HAS NO BRAKES

Is Buescher washed?

>>150176878
plus glen is a nascar classic so the no track experience excuse doesnt work here

He's doing a burn out before anyone else passed the line lmao

We did it SVG bros.

>redditman won again
thats a few hours im not getting back
will every road course be skippable for the next few years?

SVG should do a backflip off his car just to mog Zilisch.

How the hell did McDowell shit the bed so badly?

>burnout on the rumble strips
How much evidence does he have to destroy?

So what's the moral of this race?

ESS VEE GEE
VEE
GEE

ESS
VEE
GEE

>>150176906
Cry some more larsonigger

Toss another win on the barbie

SVG broke the Cup record for the most wins in a rookie season

>>150176917
Every road course will be skippable for the next few years.
>>150176906

today is a good day so far
i hope indy gives me a win too

>>150176917
Same thing as every race for the last three years: that "modernizing" the car was a mistake.

>>150176943
He simply exposed the grid as shitters and the lelsonfag here >>150176953

>combo burnout and crew celebration
how can you not like this guy

SVG WIN aside, truggs and Xfinity ran much better than Cup today.
Time to do some popcorn for my dinner, see y'all on motor/sp/ort and next weekend.

Gonna crack open a foster's and get some cheese fries from outback.

Someone, please webm the burnout high fives. That was pretty sweet.

>>150176975
cup is the definitive short track car now
may as well cut it and start a nascar cup sprint series now
i missed truggs so i have to watch that one later

Good kick there

>>150176246
Why aren't you drinking Busch Light?

Kicked better than the Vikings

>>150176871
Handsome boy

Do i order Vegemite after this?

I kneel to SVG

That rugby ball kick is awesome, love that celebration.

>>150176992
>cup is the definitive short track car now
More like 1.5 mile oval track car.

>>150177047
>cup is the definitive short track car now
>More like 1.5 mile oval track car.
Yeah, Trucks and Xfinity usually run better on short tracks.

>>150177047
Gen7 is absolutely ass on short tracks
Its only good on intermediates which was complete happenstance

gotta be honest, I never imagined he was gonna do this, i figured he was gonna get a couple of wins over his cup career but never that he was gonna absolutely obliterate the field, it's a fever dream

>>150177123
Based

>>150177135
What do you mean? He was brought in as a road and street track ringer and he has dominated except when some random kids beats him.

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wheres the post, usa channel?
>>150177047
well i guess im my mind short was anything unde 1,5 mile

In a better timeline.

>>150177290
A Denny win would be so funny

>>150177175
yes but i thought it was gonna be more like ambrose where he would run up front and contend but not being a guaranteed win

The crazy part is how it's not even close. To beat him on a road course he's gonna have to beat himself, or there needs to be a late caution that leads to chaos and split strats. If stage 3 runs great There's pretty much no way he ever loses on a road course.

>>150177334
this is also exposing the main flaw with the hartford system, you can count with the fingers of one hand the times lelliott has been a factor in the last 2 years yet he's doing excellent in that point format

ban svg

>>150177473
the beatings will continue until road course competition improves

>>150177473
how the fuck is road course domination real nigga haha just be faster than him like don't be slow

>>150177433
The real crazy part is that zillisch does the same shit to svg in xfinity where people can actually pass.

Svg good no doubt tho. But hes not as good when he has to race zillsich at a road course. Like he's kinda shit when he has to race a guy whose also good at road racing.

>>150177123
Jarrett should be the only car in frame

>>150177288
I like to consider short ovals any oval that is 1-mile or under, but not all the intermediates provide good racing, most of the ones that can do it from start to finish are the 1.5 mile tracks (Atlanta, Charlotte, Vegas and Homestead).

>>150177659
He was faster than Zilisch in the first two Xfin road races against each other. At Chicago he roughed him up a bit, but was faster. At Sonoma he cut Connor a break and was overly polite with him, he was the faster car. Yesterday Zilisch had the better car because SVG crashed and damaged the car in practice.

>>150177433

The only person capable of beating SVG broke his collarbone yesterday. Even then, in equal equipment, it's debatable.

jesus christ would you look at all those black people

>>150177465
The old system definitely wasn't perfect. Winning needs way more points. And there should be a bigger benefit to getting top 5s over top 10s.

>>150177659
Zilbitch couldn't overtake an underpowered shitbox. SVG schooled him.

Indycar booth just said Penske should move Scott McLaughlin to NASCAR to challenge SVG. I thought it was funny.

do we have a working stream?

>>150178963
bruh you are like several hours late

>>150176981
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>>150175539
god judges the drivers even if no one in the competition does

>>150179387
kino

>>150179692
what are they gonna do after this subdural hematoma death

>>150174448
>slow leak hematoma lowering his IQ by one point an hour

>have to turn right
>suddenly a rookie aussie wins it all
explain yourselves