>>150174296 (OP)
What a gay jewish faggot.
>>150174287
No he is too much of a coward after he failed his one drive he's out. Gotta make everyone wait for week 3 when he tardrages into a pole or some shit.

Lionsfags have to spend the whole season watching their star OC as the HC for a division rival lol

>>150174312
Not at 8pm when the bills game is scheduled next month kek. The NFL made sure the Phins would have 0 advantage in that game. That is why I'm saying mandatory 1pm home games for september for the phins. Then mandatory northern games in december.

>>150174313
Maybe he will run head first into Damar Hamlin again, kek.

With domed stadiums home field advantage wouldn't be a thing. Well unless you have to go 5000 feet above sea level to play in Denver, a dome wouldn't help with that.

Apologize

Andrew Van Ginkel

Henlo Amerifriends, kinldy give me your best streams to watch the football

>>150174365
Tua running into the clone was hilarious and awful at the same time. Reminder Goodell was at that game watching. Humiliation rituals everywhere!

>>150174380
Try finding cracked or meth streams

>>150174312
Yeah I watched a video explaining this. And teams aren't allowed to use tents or "fixed structures" so they have staff members hold them over players for shade.

>>150174380
I pay for NFL now but used to use firstrowsports for NFL, UFC etc they're pretty good

>>150174405
They had portable fucking ACs and pvc pole tarp tents so no thats horse shit. It isn't that big an advantage. And bills fans STILL cry about it kek

damn i went for a piss and the dolphins already marched all the way down the field
did wilson do anything impressive or was it the skill positions doing all the work?

>>150174380
Sportsurge dot net is a good one

>>150174320
>Burrs fans get to watch a onions scream at his drag queen qb to not play hero ball while Wions are running and playing on time and putting up 30+ consistently

>>150174429
Wilson has been pretty solid all day, he botched his first play but other than that no issues from me that I've seen. I like him despite him being polynesian.

>>150174426
Yes but they have to be held by staff members. Can't be a "structure" or something like that

Love my Florida teams

>>150174474
No, thats bullshit, again. They had actual FRAMES last year on the ground, and huge ass bench ACs the last 2 years. *1* year they had guys holding shit.

NIIIICE one phins defense. Glad to see that after they were letting the bears walk on them earlier.

>>150174488
Really? I didn't know that. Did they change that rule recently?

Bagent bros..... we got too cocky

>>150174296 (OP)
I'm not gonna lie bros. The brownies from the box mix are usually better than any homemade ones, especially if you add chocolate chips to them.

>>150174520
>nooo, don't rape me you sexy latinas.....noooooo

>>150174510
I don't know about any rules but for years now they have had those huge AC units, 2 years they are bench length, and like I said its like PVC pipe structures they have and no one holding it. Also, the nfl straight up just makes games like the bills one in september at home a night game on purpose so it doesn't even matter. Hence me even saying it should be mandatory day home games kek
The real people who suffer are the ticketholders on the visitor side.

Zach Wilson is the new Joe Burrow.

>>150174524
>t. bakelet

Broncos defense is going to be a problem for everyone on their schedule

>>150174543
Wow rude.
Also that was almost bad from Wilson.

>zach wilson with almost a pick on the bears backups

sounds about right

>>150174544
How about I bake you?

Dennis Allen got em humming

Bears starting left tackle is ass lmao
Gayleb is still getting sacked at least 40 times even with the oline improvements

so is the dolphins secondary going to set the record for most passing yards allowed in a season

>>150174524
literal dude lmao posting

Who's the inverse Joe Burrow? The QB whose team makes the playoffs despite his shitty play?

Bake this bussy.

Wait, Gayleb hasn't had any reps? He's on fucking year 2

>>150174603
russell wilson

>>150174603
Unironically, Patrick Mahomes.

>>150174524
Post BMI

>>150174547
I just saw the video of the pick by Kris Abrams-Draine. Nasty work. I thought he was a great pick in the 5th round last year. Might see some more playing time this year if he keeps making plays like that

who remembers when people actually watched the preseason?

>>150174603
Let's not bring this up now, please

>>150174603
any steelers qb

Your impossible whopper BK is better than your actual whopper BK.

>>150174635
just turn the trip off and be a normal person for like 5 minutes of your life.

>>150174535
>The real people who suffer are the ticketholders on the visitor side
Yeah that's always my first thought when I see the Dolphins stadium and the sun is just absolutely blasting the audience

>>150174646
this is impossible for redditors/woman brains. They desperately crave attention

Yea, I'm thinking I'm gonna bandwagon the fish this season. We're officially expanding the broship. Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins are taking over the league in 2025

>>150174642
How the fuck is Burger King still in business enough to afford football commercials? I don't know anyone who chooses BK over McDonalds or Taco Bell

>>150174380
How do so many retards on /sp/ not know about nflbite dot com that aggregates all of the good streaming sites available for every game?

>>150174661
It isn't so bad once its october and the heat and humidity cuts a bit but you couldn't pay me to sit on the visitor side in september.

>>150174689
Burger King is one of the few international franchises that stayed open in Russia when everyone plonked out at them. They do big numbers there

>>150174669
kek see also the post directly below yours

>>150174646
You know you can anonymize everyone.

>>150174669
lol I have been here since before redditors.

>>150174679
why they are shit this year. Even worse then last year. I am totally out on them.

>>150174535
Dont get me started on playing night home games to start the year. No one seems to have a problem having night games in january/december in green bay. They should allow the southern teams some advantage

He’s right you know

>>150174689
Go inside and get a Bacon King burger and tell them you want it hot off the broiler and tell me its not better than anything Wendys, McDonalds, or Taco Bell sells.

>>150174719
>You know you can anonymize everyone.
You know you could just... be a triptranny for once in your life. You don't actually have to use it. No one is giving you updoots for your heckin good posts.

>>150174704
why I used to do that shit every year. If you live in florida you should be used to it.

>as I sit at home on the computer.
fuck off tickets are way to expensive for this shit team

What’s the NFL equivalent of this story

>>150174731
not be* but we know that isn't going to happen to it works out I guess kek
>>150174736
I may live in Florida but I'm not going to purposefully sit in the sun for 3 hours to watch TUA and the phins. Followed this team for too long for that ruse. 3 decades+ I know better.

>>150174731
lol like I said I have posted before reddit took off so your point is moot. you are the one that brought it up on the first place.

>>150174642
>your
?

>>150174744
lol the best/worst part about this team is the defense is fucking downgraded. Signing tua was such a fucking mistake. He is just a slightly better tannehill,

>>150174723
Probably, yeah
Some throws an NFL QB could make and rely on his receiver to break the first tackle on, a flag football QB couldn't because the defender would snatch the flag
It's easier to grab a flag than to wrap and tackle, so adjusting to having to prioritize separation even more than usual in pass targets would be a challenge for any NFL QB

>beautiful summer Sunday
>you're here
kek

>>150174719
Sometimes low expectations are a good thing. People have swung too far on the Tua perspective and now he's actually being underrated imo. He's still a quick processor who can tear up the middlenof the field and put up points. I also liked their draft class Kenneth Grant and that other NT they got are ballers. Grant when dropped into coverage some at Michigan he's an insane athlete. I think their offence and front 7 can carry to a lot more wins than people expect this season

>>150174741
Something with Cleveland

>>150174746
It is almost like you're completely missing the point that it ADDS NOTHING to your post and actually detracts since you're clearly doing it for attention. Trips aren't for you to get good boy feelings when you get (you)s and you know that.

>>150174626
127

You may only continue posting ITT if your team's regular season starting QB completed 2 or more passes this week.

>>150174731
>responding to effeminate tripfag attention seekers
ngmi

Who starts more qbs this year, Clowns or Lolphins?

>>150174768
>He is just a slightly better tannehill,
Now you're just openly trolling, thats your last (you) for the season, tranny. Tua would never piss blood for the phins. He'd be dead long before with what Tannehill had to go through.

>>150174741
NFL's coaching carousel

>>150174794
u rite u rite.
>>150174795
I think the Phins will be fine once Tua heems himself. Wilson seems fine. They aren't going anywhere but at least I won't have to hold my breath every play watching them.

how many gay moments has gayleb had so far today?

What team is the biggest fraud underneath the hype?

>>150174814
He has not played, but he was zesty every time they cut to him kek

>>150174818
burrs

>>150174814
He only sucked off 8 bros in the locker room

>>150174703
Neekeri I literally decided to get into this sport last week

>some faggot mutt crashing out over people using the name field

Trips have always been a thing on /sp/ you retarded newfag. Most of them add far more content and are more invested in football discussion than anons. I'm gonna bring this one back just for (You)

why would caleb not start the preseason game? he needs the reps doesn't he?

>t-t-t-trips h-h-h-have always been a thing
type that without crying, discord tranny

>>150174818
Stop posting

>>150174798
I would take that. Tua would never go the afc title game and beat brady like tannehill did.

>>150174779
nah there are still tua stans online. They are the fucking worst. Speaking of which has bahamas bro finally committed suicide

Why are Twitter nogs so defensive about shedurr and his Neanderthal college teammate?

>look at me I'm special on an anonymoos clam scraping forum
lmao what a bunch of womanly faggots

Alright. I'm gonna start posting these and you're just going to have deal with it.

>>150174839
Ben wants to save him from embarrassment until the regular season

can we bring on ewers already?

Is Chargers-Saints going to be worth watching?

>>150174858
Checks out, kiwibitch did get mugged and sent to the hospital. Pussy can't fight.

Anoncels be seething over tripchads.

>>150174857
>who is the biggest loser
the one sucking off an pampered NFL player on twitter....

>>150174839
ben johnson thought him playing in the joint practice was enough

Mahomes>>>Manning>>Brady>Hurts>>>power gap>>>>>>all other pathetic excuses for qbs

>>150174818

>>150174818
Cardinals and Chargers. I expect nothing from either team this year

>>150174886
7 > 3
2 > 0

7om Brady never let daaaaaaaa flu bother him in a game.

>>150174839
He learned from gay gay mcswarthy and doesn’t want to tear his bussy in a meaningless preseason game.

>Dolphins do something
>REFS: UH EXCUSE ME?

Can we do it this year lads?

>dolphins interception
>flag

lool I already assumed the cb did something

>>150174916
can't be worse than levis

>>150174916
no

>>150174892
next you're gonna tell me that pornstar I just jacked it to isn't really 18 and lonely and single.

>>150174916
I didn't watch the game. Was Cam any good?

>>150174633
riley moss is going to end up getting cut hes genuinely not as good as abrams draine

>>150174836
Maybe they're just being careful with Bo getting reps in or something but he looked bad and threw a very rare safety call

>>150174857
I fucking hate celebrity simp faggots like this. Almost as bad as normal simp faggots

>>150174916
do what

Joe Flaccid will be sitting on the couch again lmaoo
Shadeur is HIM.

>>150174916
Go 0-17? Absolutely

>>150174932
barely played

>>150174943
Take Arch Manning with the 1st overerall pick

>>150174932
he had a good drive despite one throw that probably would have been an interception

is Hurts an elite QB?

>>150174939
Yea the safety was bad but it's just pre season I don't put much stock in it. Nix is also a slow started it takes him a while to get in rhythm sometimes. It was the same in college

The kiwicel likes to make fun of Caleb for his fruity mannerisms but Gayleb has never done anything nearly as gay as posting his bare ass for the purposes of enticing a predominantly male viewerbase (/nfl/)

Defense play is getting too good, offensive lines need to improve tremendously

>>150174833
Fair enough, sorry for being a dick about it, Germbro.
Enjoy the season.

>>150174724
Just make your own at home. Way better than all those fast food slop joints

>>150174989
I showed that pic to my crossdresser friends and they all came to it. In a way, we all buckbroke the abbo

>>150175007
A lot of people say potato rolls are the best but I love brioche buns

>>150175007
Michael J Fox on the grill over here

>>150175007
the smash burger meme needs to die

>>150175007
Is that pic from before or after you ate it?

>>150174987
I think he gets nervous or something

>>150175057
What's wrong with my burger?

>>150175005
All good, same to you bro

>>150175070
You tell me, you made it.

sweet ewers in

>>150175065
That'd be my guess. Too much adrenaline pumping at the start of games made him miss throws high sometimes in college. It wasn't every game but it was something I noticed at both Auburn and Oregon

>>150175095
>sewers

>>150175029
How fucked are they now that the nfl has rigged their stadiums with big brother cams?

Anyone else find themselves thinking about all the rapes, murders, robberies, etc that would be currently taking place in the city being shown on the birds-eye-view shots that the NFL likes to use as a segue?

>Sewers immediately throws a floaty hospital ball

>>150175121
>>150175111
why should I be surprised that dolphins qb did this?

>>150175115
>Anyone else find themselves thinking
nope
it's Sunday, brain is off

I think I've figured out what Quinn Ewers' main problem is. He always tries to throw with touch even when he doesn't need to and his balls float in the air way too long. Why doesn't he try driving the ball more, he has the arm for it.

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1953947861970039041
why is this the first time seeing this?

I truly despise the keyboard cat chiefs/chargers ad they're showing
Just rickroll us already and be done with it

smashburgers are for total zogcattle who like paying more for less meat. Good goyim.

RIP Keyboard Cat

where was you when statpaddy mutthomo got his teeth kicked in?

>>150175121
QB's who murder their receivers piss me off

>>150174296 (OP)
that bears sideline reporter is in dire need of tasting my mackerel

>>150175180
I was at home. Phone ring. "Mahoms dead" "no"

>>150175180
same place I am right now. my couch

>>150175153
Agreed. I think its neck up that's the problem unfortunately. He has really good moments but the accuracy is a consistent issue. There's nothing wrong with his mechanics it's purely his head him not making the right decisions in the moment whether to drive the ball or float it. He's still young only turned 22 this year so maybe it can be fixed. I personally doubt. I still think he was a better choice in the 7th than the Texans taking Mertz in the 6th

>>150174857
He's right

>>150175180
in my chair, loving every second of it

god what is there going to be more this year defensive holds or PIs?

>>150175161
What is it about memes becoming mainstream that just kills them so quickly?

>>150175165
you're the real zog cattle for going and buying a smashburger when you could just make it home like I just did for lunch. now be a good goy and post a ilttle less, hmm?

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/45934541/vikings-rondale-moore-hurts-knee-heartbreaking-situation

>-ACK

the fuck are these commercials? don't vape, don't leave your baby in the car, don't do drugs

>>150175237
That shit was never funny.

>>150174916
Absolutely not

I finally understand how Texas Hold em works

FtF crossed the line with the smelling salts skit. At one point Nick said "do you want to take a hit" as if he was passing around a blunt. If this was ESPN they would be fired since it's owned by Disney.

>>150175153
He loses accuracy or power after a 20 yard halo. He is smol.

>>150175268
shedeur fans need a reminder

>>150175268
Commercials are geared for faggots these day.

jeanty looked like crap
just ran straight into the back of offensive lineman instead of looking for the holes that were there
ik it was just like 4 carries and maybe it was just the yips since it was his first NFL touches but im scared it’s gonna be a trent richardson 2.0 type of situation

>mahomo superbowl point differential: - 22

>ewers with a fumble

>>150175296
but those are all straight people issues?

This didn't happen to the Jets yesterday

Why don't other teams copy the Rams formula and not go to the combine and spend more time watching film? Seriously their 23+24 draft classes prove pretty comprehensively that Eye Test™ is undefeated

>>150175054
Nah dude. The Maillard reaction is legit. The key is using 80/20 meat and having a very hot griddle. It's delicious.

>>150175057
During.

>>150175287
Who do you think owns fox sports lil bro

>>150175317
faggot doesn't always refer to the mentally ill literal cocksuckers that prance around like they are special. Sometimes we also call them chiefs fans.

>>150175317
They're not issues for me, I'll leave my baby wherever the fuck I want. It's my baby.

>>150175329
>Maillard
I know how to grill retard. I know what that is. It's hipster tiktok faggots like you that think because you stuck a piece of meat on some hot surface, that you suddenly know all thing BBQ. Fuck you. Hope your next batch of sauce (store bough, of course) has too much vinegar in it. Yeah. Fuckin' got 'em.

>>150175315
You thought Ewers was NFL ready?

>>150175351
It's actually the state's baby. You're just raising it. They can take it away any time they want and for any reason.

>>150175395
This

>>150175376
Burgers are better smashed on the plancha

nice to see keenum still kicking as a 3rd stringer. probably gonna smoothly transition to coaching like josh mccown

>>150175420
Those are fish and that's a dog. Retard.

Got my box

Keenum...steps into it...pass is...........

>>150175385
at least better than wilson.

Case is still playing? I thought he just did commercials now

>>150175165
Not if you make them at home you dumbass. Literally disproves everything you said. Taste way better and a lot cheaper than any restaurant.

>>150174380
how y'all not got dodgy boxes in the year 2025? do better

>>150175268
>the fuck are these commercials? don't vape, don't leave your baby in the car, don't do drugs
majority nonwhite country now, get used to everything catering to retards

I just want to hope that we have a reliable qb when tua gets fucking injured

mahomes-esque handoff there by ewers

>>150175199
She's fucking hot.

Ewers is sooooo not ready

>>150175510
need her to sing this for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

>mogs your HC
>mogs your QB room
>mogs your young stud WR
imagine not Bearing the fuck down in 2025.

>>150175537
I judge how good a rookie will be by how cool their name sounds. Quinn Ewers ain't fucking it.

>>150175328
Yes but it's mainly from the Senior Bowl. That's where the true eye test chads make their evaluations

>>150175552
They're losing by 3 scores week 1

>>150175552
Caleb has raped everyone in this picture

>>150175540
You ready for them berds to take 4th place in the West?

Niners and Shanahan really seemed to dgaf last night. Like they already have their roster and we're just playing 2nd and 3rd stringers because they have to

reminder that we aren't even 3 years removed from this...

>>150175586
Delete this

>>150175376
You got a problem gay boy? Gonna cry?

>>150175250
What kind of buns you use?

>>150175602
Whatever bitch. Enjoy your faggot burger.

>>150175190
>QB's who murder their receivers piss me off

>>150175611
i bake brioche with sesame seeds

>>150175190
Receivers are whiny and don't know their place.

>>150175636
Sounds delightful. I love brioche buns.

>>150175560
Not really. Senior Bowl practices and the game itself are useful but looking back at the list of MVPs 2011 onwards it's not exactly indicative of success

>Whatever bitch. Enjoy your faggot burger.

Ayo dis dawg mad ass hell on gawd

>>150174524
I can't bake a cake from scratch to save my life. I tried making Lemon Cake a few days ago and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted in my entire life. The frosting was fucking disgusting as well.

>>150175660
My Vikings drafted two of these QBs...kek

>sounds delightful
you shouldn't be shitposting while your team's on the field

Imagine getting mad at someone for eating a burger kek plonked

>>150175660
>bech
uh oh

>>150175660
Well it's the practices that are more important. Most scouts don't even stick around for the game. But it's cool to see how some players stock rises or drops. Grey Zabel was a fringe 4th rounder who shot up to the 1st round because of how he did on the 1v1s in the Senior Bowl.

>>150175628
i was not prepared for how dogshit he'd play in the hof game, was he any better against the falcons?

>>150175721
It was because he caught the winning touchdown after his brother had just died from that shooting in New Orleans.

>>150175638
There's a reason why Surtain won DPOY and that's because you didn't see him much because quarterbacks knew not to throw in his direction. Even Brady has talked about this. You don't throw to a receiver who's going to get their shit kicked in whether they catch it or not.

>>150175760
unless youre cooper kupp on the way to the owl catching every hospital ball stafford had left

so you cant kick shorter then the box? God why the fuck do we have kickoffs anymore?

>>150175660
>perrion winfrey
god what a bust and a retard. he played well in the ufl and got another chance with the cowgoys though, maybe he unstuck his head out of his ass while he was out of football for a year

>>150175733
It probably hurts and helps the same amount of players. I think it puts recency bias in some GMs minds which can be a negative. I remember Jakobi Meyers had a fantastic week of practices and senior bowl game to go with his NC State resume and he still went undrafted. I'll never understand that one. Looked like a young Anquan Boldin when I watched him. Maybe his 3 cone or some measurable was way lower than other guys idk

>>150175760
by that logic Quinyon Mitchell should have won DPOY last year
he put up no stats on paper but anyone he was covering was pretty much removed from the game

>>150174892
I need this bros

>>150175842
>Quinyon Mitchell should have won DPOY last year
Yes.

>>150175842
He'll get his eventually but Surtain was clearly the better CB

lol roughing is a fucking joke

>>150175932
When it benefits my team, it's justified.

>>150175950
god what is the dolphins supposed to do on that? let him get a first down? this is football fucking christ

>black players jumping around like the flying monkeys
>touchdown is negated by penalty
kek

That was a beautiful ball

>intentional grounding in the end zone is a safety
This is news to me, never heard of that rule

>>150175842
eagles players aren't allowed to win dpoy since reggie white. had zach baun or hasaan reddick played in a cowboys jersey and put up those numbers they would've won dpoy

>>150176023
I remember this

>>150176023
why wouldn't it be

>>150175725
>come here to post
>see this and get reminded there are hot girls outside
>I'm out

>>150176100
Have fum

>>150175007
>make your own at home
Nice burgers bro. This was mine last night

ewers has made some plays

>>150176023
Always been that way, they spot the ball where it was thrown as if you were sacked. You get sacked in the end zone it's a safety.

>>150176100
>HAVE FWM

>>150176119
Now I'm hard
I would stick my erect cick in that and fuck the shit out of it

>>150176119
Looks absolutely scrumdiddlyumptious. Quite a delightful look burger.

>>150176119
I'd lick that clean like it was Tom Brady's vagina

>>150176023
Happened to Lamar Jackson couple years ago

Any ancient gamers remember this one?

>>150176119
but wut about da Maillard effect bruuuuuuuuuuuh!

>>150176241
Big Play Slay got him some hardware

>>150176119
Looking good anon

>>150176226
Didn't he trip over a ref too?

how cute bears announcers trying to talk up the bears

>>150176282
>>150176226
...and some people get made at me for hoarding webms...

>>150176282
Yeah that's the play. Threw the ball away before he hit the ground. Ruled intentional grounding and because it happened in the end zone, it was a safety.

>>150176309
I uploaded my collection of webms to the cloud before my phone bricked but I forgot which account I saved them on

>>150175753
no, dogshit.
holmes missed with him

What games we watching?

>>150176309
And then that was called a safety?

>>150176309
You beat me to it

>>150176119
>>150176249
Need to make sure beef is dry / no excess moisture, cook St higher temperature, and not to much meat on the pan as that will cool it down
Basically read recipes for smash burgers

>>150176043
to be fair for Baun, it's hard for a LB to win over a DE.

Why does the NFLN preseason promo have a 5th rounder as one of their featured players?

Disregard this >>150176356, the games are wrong. What game we watching?

>>150174689
That fucking "you rule" ad campaign is so insidious I have sworn off Burger King for life. Seriously, every once in a while I have a nostalgic urge for a Whopper but then I remember having those ads shoved down my throat ten times a game and I just go somewhere else. I don't even care if they stop running the ads at this point, I'm never going back. FUCK Burger King.

>daburrsss

>burrstards crying for a PI flag
kek

>>150176396
Thanks for the schedule, my ants enjoyed it very much.

>>150176402
It was a different time

>>150176367
Don't get him riled up again anon

>>150176484
I'm going to miss Levis going full Levis

>>150176484
Might as well just cut the whole Bengals defense

>>150176491
he did give us this though

>>150174862

Ball out ball out ball out

>lolphins

>>150176508
fucking huntley was so shit that game

>>150174625
>>150174862
>>150175180
>>150175203
>>150175204
>They seethe about my Chiefs for hours every day but then I post a few stats and go about my day and they call me the obsessed one.

Eeeeww'rs lol

They're fucking tied? These teams are doomed

>>150176541
Coward

this is going to be a looooong season

>>150176463
Are they getting a suite together?

>go about my day

>>150176571
>boomers reporting things they don't like
You're wasting the Janny's time and the $0 an hour paycheck we pay him

dolphins bears having a tard off in the last 2 minutes

>>150176571
>>150176606
>samefag replying to his fake pic

>>150176552
It's preseason. Remember when the Steelers went undefeated in the 2023 pre season with Kenny Picket and lots of ppl thought they were going to be among the best teams?

why does dan fouts sound like rfk now

every preseason game should end in a tie. Fits them so well.

>>150176625
You gotta work on your samefag spotting skills, anon

>>150176674
Now he's going to accuse you of using multiple devices.

>>150176642
>Steelers
>good
It's not fucking 2008, anon

>>150176606
>He doesn't pay the monthy $12.99 4chan Premium+ subscription and optional $4.99 racism unlocking fee

>>150176657
cause he "really fucking knowing" rn

>>150176702
That's what I'm saying

>>150174932
He played two series. He went 3 and out on the first one and then lead a 67 yard touchdown drive on the second. Had a couple of passes that should've been intercepted though.

>>150176373
but that didnt happen, he lost to a corner

>tie game
Gay, wonder if the Saints and Chorgers can entertain

>>150174962
Arch isn't declaring for the draft til 2027.

put my goat in

>>150176794
Just in time for the bears to cut gayleb

>Saints starting the whitest QB in history

>>150176794
I don't understand why Arch is still part of why conversation. The dude's got like 2 years left in college left and this is his first year even starting

>NO LAC
What did they mean by this?

>>150176571
>>150176606
>>150176740
>>150176674
>>150176693
What causes this mental illness? Going to a sports board to talk about your team is normal, what's not normal is being this obsessed over another team. Mahomes must have hurt the webm spammer.

>>150176845
You don't say

why do mahomes fans want webms banned from 4chud? to remove any evidence of the truth? really cult like migapede behavior

>>150176563
Has any anons ever been so disgusted with their team they actually quit watching for a while? Like, you stay loyal and still have just the one team but you just can't stand the shitshow?

For me, it was the final Kaepernick year. Not because, of the teenage edgelord politics, but because of the actual play, which everyone forgets *because* of the politics. I have never in my life seen a more futile offense He wouldn't throw to anyone who wasn't wide open and no one could get open so he'd either throw it in the dirt or tuck and run straight for the sidelines. And since no one feared the passing game they could play the run and so absolutely nothing was working. Every Niners possession went
>incompletion or 2 yard run
>incompletion or 2 yard run
>>incompletion or 2 yard run
>punt
I mean, you guys know how terribly paced football games are normally. They're crammed so full of commercials even games between good teams are kind of pushing the edge of being unwatchable. So imagine the horror of a team that cannot sustain any kind of drive. There's a commercial break after every punt and they punted 30 times a fucking game. I lasted until that snow game in Chicago where the team had something like negative five passing yards at the half. It was unironically like watching a team from 1926 who just couldn't grok the forward pass. I gave it up for a few weeks after that.

Chargers are trying to kill my QB

>>150176536
>go about my day

Doing what, refreshing the page every 2 seconds? You don't have a life to go about

>>150176845
You okay, anon? It's just preseason.

>>150176866
Talking about your team on a sports board is normal. That's kind of the whole point of the sports board existing. Obsessing over anons or another team is not normal. Mahomes must have really hurt you.

>>150176873
It's funny because we post webms of all QBs throwing into but this guy really gets triggered about it which only leads to us posting more Mahomes ints. He thinks it's one person and it drives him nuts every time

>chorgers

>chorgers

Kendre Miller really hasn't shown much of anything so far in his career

Rasm gonna finna win da owl

>I'm tired of pretending this is normal behavior this guy solved over 1,000 captchas to seethe about another team, he never talks about his own team since he's ashamed of them. Did Mahomes molest this kid or something?

GO FOR IT YOU PUSSY

bolt up!

it's gonna be a long year for the aints

>>150177034
I hope we lose at least 13 games.

>>150177009
parents don't know how to handle mentally ill kids so they sit them down in front of the internet and let them become our problem.

>>150177009
kek

>kellen moore
kek what a faggot

>>150177092
based creep

>>150177009
This is based

>>150176930
anon THAT is not normal

>>150177009
>using the super secret site of 4plebs to exploit me again!
GARRRR! I've been exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, 7>3, 2>0.

>>150177092
cute couple

Heineke some ass

>>150177009
Damn, you'd think after 2 years, I'd hit 1,000 flu posts. Should have taken March-July off. Dammit. I knew it!

The Miami Dolphins are a football team that exists.
>Please do not let Ewers play another football game thanks.

>>150177009
>>150177079
>>150177100
>>150177104
We could solve our mental illness problem by requiring anons to post an employee ID. That way we could be rid of NEETs like the kiwi >>150176740. The webm's spammer's parents don't know how to handle his mental illness so they put him in front of the computer and he becomes our problem. Probably receivers welfare for his autism.

Webm spammer, please show me on the doll where GOATrick Mahomes raped you.

>>150177129
>gayleb gets the heisman
>ewers was even considered for it at one point
fraudulent trophy tbqhwy

>>150177142
>receivers

The New Orleans Saints.

Stop talking about my precious Mahomo!

>>150177152
holy fucking shit HOW
First set of downs he was set up to fail right at the endzone I get it. But after that holy shit the guy is a curse to everyone around him. He killed a nigger within range just by association. Its like if Tua had a way to curse others instead of just himself.

>>150177146
>,please show me on the doll where GOATrick Mahomes raped
Hivemind, I was just googling for an image of a doll to post that.

>More UK flags and German flags getting into the NFL
Their plan is actually working lmao

McKee is the best backup in the league, and a top 15 QB overall.

>>150177169
Meanwhile Wilson was fine and I like the guy. Tua is still a retard.

>>150177009
No team could bootyblast me into doing this no matter how many times they beat me.

>>150177196
>McKee is the best backup in the league
maybe
>and a top 15 QB overall.
no

>i told him to STOP posting those fucking webms!!!!

I will never stop wanting to cum inside Jenny’s tight body.

>>150177204
>no
yes

>>150177009

Raped by Patrick Mahom3peathomes again award.

>>150177223
people don't actually watch this kike right?

>>150177223
every time i see this, and every for that matter, yid, i just wanna take his nose between by first two fingers and yank on it.

I think Mahomes stat poster, Mahomes webm poster, and Mahomes vs Brady stats poster should all be warned, banned, ip ranged banned, hardware banned, and forced to live in north dakota tbqh senpai

Chargers are trash

>>150176885
yeah i stopped putting non-primetime browns games on a separate screen after watson got hurt last year. that was the lowest, most demoralizing point for the franchise since the relocation, even 0-16 wasn't as depressing because at least they had two top 5 picks in a good qb draft and weren't in cap hell. thankfully they managed to bring some hope back by playing it smart in the draft when they refused to reach on le snap count man at #2 and acquired another first rounder instead. then they of course had to put a morcel of shit on it instead of a cherry and bring in the noodle-armed nepo baby with a tebow-like cult following for some reason, but it happened late enough to not totally ruin everything

>>150177238
>>150177240
but is he wrong tho

>3-peat
>xhe doesn't know

>>150177241
This but only the Mahomes webm poster, the stat poster is based and he can stay

>>150177241
the first and the third one are the same "person" and webmbro is a valiant warriot fighting a noble fight

>>150177263
Fuck off

>>150177248
I didn't look at the image beyond seeing that kike, I can't accept people would actually listen to him speak about anything.

Reeee. Mods save me!

Reminder that all of this started 2 years ago because I didn't tell the muttlover what >my team was and he has been crying and bitching and moaning about it ever since.

Free me

Mahomes statposter makes racists cry and shit and piss their adult diapers

>Still have like 3 weeks of preseason

>>150177241
Talking about your team on a sports board is normal. Obsessing over other >>150176934 anons >>150177180 and never talking about your team is not normal. The kid thinks he's funny but all of us just see it as mental illness. I occasionally give him (you)s to not discourage him since I feel bad.

>is mahomes playing?
no
>is he being discussed
yes

>urrr waysis!

SAFETY :DDDD

>Stiddy
>14/15 for 136yds, 2 TD, 0 INT

Unironically should we be starting him Bronc-bros?

>>150177306
Spamming literally the same image every thread is not normal behavior. Please accept your forced movement to north dakota with dignity.

>>150177315
safeties are kino

>There is actually someone on the Phins I'm MORE worried about being QB than Tua for once.
Impressive job Ewers.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT LAD

>is Mahomes playing?
No
>are racists shitting and pissing their adult diapers because he’s already surpassed Brady?
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QDKLglEP5Y

>>150177322
Ritualpost like the "steelers Jannu" post have been a long tradition on all boards newfag.

Chorgers just gave up a safety to the saints backups kek

>>150177353
Shut up, retard.

>>150177358
Be honest you just discovered 4chan a few months ago. Where did you come from. Reddit?

>>150177347
>not wearing adult diapers on gameday for maximum comfy
you may be a faggot.

I’m so mad at Patrick Mahomes that I voided my bowels out of protest.

>>150177372

boooo

That's not a safety. contact started at the 1 yard line

>>150177347
>>150177291
based

bolt up!

>refballing the saints in the fucking preseason

>>150177009
A U T I S M
A W A R E N E S S

Everyone should be talking about Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes should be mentioned in every post

the taints franchise is never allowed to complain about muhhh reffies ever again after bounty gate and piece of shit faggot animal morelli, i can't even say his name.

>>150177306
>All of us.
We all know you're a schizo. The only reason we pile on is because it gets you triggered. On top of that you have to most delusional takes ever.

mention this bussy

>>150177417
This but unironically. Mahomes was a coinflip in overtime from starting in 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls. It could be argued the only relevant franchises are the Chiefs and Eagles. The league has become Mahomes vs the field.

>xhe thinks xhe can shame me into not posting the webms anymore
Sweetie. It's been 3 years now. It isn't stopping.

>>150177417
>>150177451
I agree. What is brittany mahomes thinking right now?

The regular season and even most of the playoffs feels pointless. Just cut to the Championship games to see if the Chiefs win and go to the SB or not.

>rattler is rattled
bros...

>>150177489

>>150177464
Better yet, just cut the entire championship round too and give the ring to Mahomes right now. It could prevent another Damar Hamlin. Instead of players risking their lives putting forth a futile effort because the Chiefs victory is a foregone conclusion, we should cut out the middleman and declare the Chiefs the Super Bowl Champions before anyone can get seriously injured.

Lol

>>150177241
>>150177442
Anon stop trying to normalize the webm spammer's behavior.

People coming here and talking about their teams is fine, fan is short for fanatic. You're supposed to talk about your team.

An anon spamming 1000 webms and never talking about his team on a sports board is not normal behavior, he would be banned on any other forum but 4chan is the only place that tolerates him.

He's a grown ass man living off of autism bucks behaving like a teenager internet troll. If he spent this time trying to get attention from girls instead of anonymous men he might not be single.

R A T T L E D

>>150177514
You say this but it is almost true. The Chiefs go to the Championship game or the SB every year. It doesn't matter how terribly they play in the regular season they still make it. I'll care about Football again when they fail to make the playoffs or get bumped in the wildcard.

>>150176885
Yeah I quit watching the dolphins at several points in my career mostly the 2007 year and 2019 where the first game the ravens just killed us. There is a reason why I always have red zone on another screen. Miami dolphins just give you no happiness over the last quarter of the century. Lets see if I play fantasy again but, if I dont I wont be watching much football this year. Luckily I think the canes have decided to actually try some on saturdays.
>>150177246
I actually think dion kid is going to be unironically better then johnny football. (not saying much)

DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER DICKER

Brady missed the playoffs or got bounced early in the playoffs plenty of times. Mahomes has literally never.

>mfw the muttlover is still trying to shame me into not posting

come on guys leave the muttdiddy guy alone, he might commit another freudian slip or otherwise humiliating faux pas leading to another cuckold porn spamming meltdown

>>150177524
Boo boop lil nigga

My Vikies would bootyblast both these shit teams.

If you're a chiefs mutt shouldn't you be happy people are mad at your team? You're the new patriots minus the coaching ability, hiring ability, talent, etc. and with even more ref help!

Kicker the dicker

>>150177592
They hate us cause they anus

>>150177570
>>150177279
>>150177180
We've all been internet trolls before. We've made bait post to get (you)s just like you. But you're too old to be doing this. You're a grown ass man acting like a teenager.

>>150177592
They are literally more talented and have a better coach. They are objectively doing better and all your calls of "refball" are completely subjective and not backed up by stats.
Mahomes right now is better than Brady ever was. Maybe Mahomes will randomly fall off, but why would he?

>>150177605
no no thats the bears

KWAB

>still playing some kind of shame game
kwab

>>150177623
>all your calls of "refball"
I have posted once in this thread about the chiefs. You missed a discord ping.

>>150177623
>Maybe Mahomes will randomly fall off, but why would he?

>>150177647
ESL

>>150177639
LOL

MINDBROKEN

>>150177654
it's because i took him in fantasy football the past two seasons. it's my fault.

>>150177657
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were disabled. I hope you can communicate properly one day.

>>150177654
Man, that is crazy, how many superbowls has he been to?

>>150177654
Because he and Kelce been both declining steadily so it's looking like the elite part of career is ogre.

>>150177647
He's right

everyone knows this now

Mahomes isn’t even playing and yet his aura compels 31 other fanbases to seethe impotently

>>150177623
This anon knows ball

Know this bussy

>>150177686
>Man, that is crazy, how [team stat]?

>>150177707
Let me and I will :)

I can't wait for mahomes to tardrage out and start hurting his own team again.

>>150177711
Now post their win totals from that year LMAO

>>150177727
Blushes as I pull down my pants

>>150177704
I mean yeah, one team has complete control over half of the league. The AFC is theirs to lose every year. They are either in the Championship game or the Superbowl. It has lead the game to becoming less competitive because he is better than everyone else.

Rattler is shit, bring in Heaner...or shucks

>>150177654
Imagine if he didn't have an elite defense, ref help and a holding o line

TRASH

>>150177749
Chiefs elite D lead them last two years, Mahomes was B tier
Did you just wake up from a 2 year coma?

>>150177787
If Mahomes was B tier then Brady was D tier for most of his career.

>>150177732
>Now post their [team stat]

>>150177009
lol

>>150177802
Brady sucks I have no idea why you care about him

You’re just mad that Mahomes is a better actor and flopper than your qb because he has a gay brother who gave him lessons. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

>>150177802
Why does Brady live rent free in your head?

>>150177803
>>150177761
Mahomes has more pass TDs than Brady, Montana, and Jalen combined at this age in the playoffs.

>>150177827

>>150177802
Lol always points the finger at Brady when his fraud QB gets exposed

>>150176993
This women were built for sex, and that's it.

>>150177839
>>150177823
>>150177851
Because the only other QB who can try to compare is him. If Brady sucks then Mahomes might as well be given a platinum jacket while still playing.

>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude *at the age of 28!!!!!

Uuuhnn…FUCK…o-oh..Jenny…I’m gonna cum….OOOUUUGGHHNNN MY GODDDDDDDD….AAAHHHH….OUUUUHHHHHHHH…FFFFFUUUCK…Ohhh my fuuuck…aaahh~

>>150177858
just like jenny

>>150177839
Not that anon but could you name a single thing Brady had over him at this age 29?

Rings? Nope
MVPs? Nope
Wins? Nope
TDs? Nope
Yards? Nope

>>150177972
Same bro

You can tell the mahomes spammer is some south american he treats him like riggi

Mahomes has the highest SLPOE (suckable logs percentage over expected) of any playoff quarterback at the age of 28

>>150177981
>Not that anon
liar

M A H O M E S
I S
B E T T E R
T H A N
B R A D Y

>>150174795
Browns obviously. They’re going to start 3 at a minimum. Phins run with Tua until he turns into a potato then they coast with a backup.

>>150177860
Among QBs and QB coaches, Rodgers is considered the best of the Big Four / Mount Rushmore of the last generation. So Rodgers would be the one I would care about

>>150177981
>at this age 29

Oh, boy, xhe's on a tear now...

>>150177826
isn't jaxxxson mahomes a sexual predator or something
I feel like that really got swept under the rug

We're going to win one or two games this year and I'm going to be amazed and confused when it happens.

>>150178034
You realize Mahomes could take 3 seasons off and still have more total TDs than Brady, right? Brady is NEVER going to catch up to him. Mahomes at age 28 had more Super Bowl MVPs than Brady did at age 37.

Nobody is arguing Mahomes is better than Brady but he is objectively superior at this point in their careers

>>150178063
Yes!
Completely unrelated, but Andy Reid’s shithead son crippled a little girl for life and placed her in a permanent vegetative state and got a slap on the wrist.

>>150178090
>Nobody is arguing Mahomes is better than Brady
That’s exactly what you’re saying. Just own up to it.

>>150177845
lamonica is the only impressive name on that list, the mad bomber had a hell of an arm for his time

new
>>150178114

>>150178090
Brady was elite age 30-45 and what Brady did age 37-45 will never be equaled by anybody

As for best age 20-30 QB, compare Mahomes to the great age 20-30 QBs. of which Brady was not one of them

>>150178112
>That’s exactly what you’re saying. Just own up to it.
There's multiple Chiefs fans talking right now. I have never said Mahomes is better than Brady, but it's obvious to everyone he has the best start to a career. He's the only QB with 3 Super Bowl MVPs and league MVPs in their 20s. The only player to go to 5 Super Bowls. There is no debate.

>>150177975
You know my jenny?

They put Lance in. Thank god. He is going to light up the league soon. You might call it a bolt of energy.

Post your teams rookie report cards for preseason week 1.
>Josh Simmons
11 snaps. Didn’t get beat. It’s what you hope for from an LT
>Omarr Norman-Lott
Didn’t play
>Ashton Gillotte
4 tackles 1 solo.
>Nolhl Williams
2 tackles, a pick, and a return. Killed it on special teams.
>Jalen Royals
3/5 for 14 yards and a decent return. Seemed to be getting open but backup QBs gonna backup.
>Jeffrey Bassa
6 tackles and a QB hurry. Killed it.
>Brashard Smith
4 rushes for 10. 1 reception for -6. Abysmal but that seemed to be more of a line depth issue and Bailey Zappe throwing to him on a clearly busted screen.

>>150178063
He got drunk and kissed a bar tender

>>150177009
>this guy keeps posting the same webms over and over
>why can't he just be normal like me
>and search the archives by keyword to find every post with the wembs in them that I then methodically take individual screenshots of so I can assemble them into a collage
>you know, just regular, not at all autistic shit

>>150177246
>>150177545

>>150177009
Also I spoiled the results by using a script last year to change all of my filenames to have "da flu" at the start.

>>150177972
>Is it... uh... in yet? Oh...

Damn, looks like we're drafting a QB in 2026 or 2027 :)

>>150178925
i like this comment because you could be talking about like 20 different teams and it would be true

>>150175165
If you make it at home it’s exactly as much meat as you want. You sound like a whiny bitch