>>150160479
PERNINHA
MASCARADINHO!

anime and FUCK ABEL

fuck abel ferreira
fuck leila
fuck presuntinho
fuck weverton
fuck gomez
fuck piquerez
fuck everyone

Os judeus da pompéia compram arbitro sempre

>BRA4
Lagarto 1 - [1] Central
Aggregate: 1 - 2

>early thread
>no schedule

>pee-el
What a fucking garbage bitch.

imagine unironically paying for Premiere to listen to Serginho and whatever woman is commenting

VGH

>BRA4
América-RN [1] - 0 Juazeirense
Aggregate: 2 - 1

>>150177482
pooazeirense bros...

>>150177474
I hate this place

>>150177482
good weverton replacement

Os judeus venceram

Holy shit, biel is so bad

>BRA4
Lagarto [2] - 1 Central
Aggregate: 2 - 2

mate um palmeirense hoje mesmo
estupre uma torcedora do palmeiras agora
se infiltre na torcida e coloque fogo no centro de treinamento do palmeiras

>BRA4
América [2] - 0 Juazeirense
Aggregate: 3 - 1

Cruzeiro x Santos could be one of the best matches in the year. Cruzeiro will humiliate Santos or a miracle can happen and Santos ended up winning.

>>150175275 (OP)
Another penal to palmeme

fuck a.nal

>BRA4
Lagarto 2 - [2] Central
Aggregate: 2 - 3

>>150177691
anyway, I'm not doing webms, time for the father's day lunch :)

>>150177751
It's a little late for lunch

>>150177844
that's how it works on sundays

where are all the blue flags

They are scared.

>>150177863
>lunch
>6pm
just call it dinner, retard.

Palmeiras, STF e cartórios são as entidades mais malignas desse país

yiyos

>>150178195
I'll call it supper

>6pm
>dinner
lolle
lunch must be held between 11am and 3 pm
dinner is between 7pm and midnight
he's just making a lanchinho

>>150175275 (OP)
>drawing against Vasco
How does Atletico suck so bad despite having such a stacked team? Are they going bankrupt and relegated soon? Because it sure seems like it, if these huge transfers continue to have no effect, with them always finishing in the middle of the table, they should be fighting for every single title, winning the Libertadores against Botafogo was a must, crazy how they lost it against 10 men.

fala 3 jogadores do galo aí sem ser Hulk, scarpa e o barbudin

>>150178377
Gabriel Menino
Gustavo Scarpa
Rony

O Sport vai cometer o crime

eu queria antagonizar com o schizo mas esse pênalti pro palmeiras foi caso de polícia
v

fuck abel and avanti

>>150178377
Éverson
Alexsander
Cuello

>>150175275 (OP)
>Straightest Sudaca Edition

>>150178511
agachate y conocello

>>150178620
Jajaja

>>150178273
good, as long as you don't call it lunch i'm fine

>>150178673
nevermind them, I'll keep calling it lunch

>>150178719
I say this

>>150178782
true

>>150178719
I made this

>>150178877
Thanks for that

Is looking bad for santos.

defezaça

O ATLETICO-MG É UMA MERDA

Em 1941 foi fundada a Sociedade Sinagoga Israelita da Lapa, em São Paulo, pelos mesmos fundadores da Sociedade Esportiva Palmeiras

>>150178782
>no Mirassol

>>150179079
sinagoga de satanás

>HABELE, VOU-TE PASSARE O MEU TEZTEHMONHO!
>TALE COM'M'HACONTECÊO EM HALCUXETE, TÃOBEM TU VAIZ RECEBERE UM' HARRRAIHAL TALE DE PURRADA NU ZENTERO DE TEREINOS K AHATÉ VAIS ARROTAHRE POHSTAS DE PESCAHDAH
>ó mister jorge, e aí é que vou passar a ser um bom treinador
>NÃ! KERES SER BÃO TEREINADORE, PAPA A GAJA K PAHGAH US SALAHRIUS

>>150178976
Is this AI.

>>150179176
Impressive

>>150179176
I say this

>>150179201
lol no. It was against Bucaramanga,

>>150179201
>implying any AI could ever even CONSIDER replying Hulk's bunda
Leave

This is how copalib feels sometimes

la hora de la janta andale

Se não tiver nevoeiro em Caxias amanhã, o pau vai quebrar.

resist your temptations to reply to an off-topic post

>>150179418
>>150179418
TETAS

Every post on copalib is on topic unless i hate you then you must die

>4-2-3-1 against Cruzeiro when you have a shitty team
LMAO. It should have been a 4-5-1 or a 3-5-2.

formations are horoscope for males

>>150179480
Santos doesn't have a technician

What if copalib was gay?

>>150179927
It isn't?

>>150179927
it would be a power bottom

>>150179948
Power button? On and off?

>>150179927
Blue flags would post in Portuguese

>Sportv falando sobre a musculatura do Neymar há 60 minutos
por isso eu odeio os judeus
Eu odeio os judeus

>>150180244
The real problem.is haveing a sports channel that goes 24/7
What else arr they gonna talk about? Serie d ?

>>150179497
What's your formation?
>>150179176
>Portuguese(pt) posting
First time seeing this being done by a LUSO

>>150180014
On and Oner

>>150180323
Argentinian football

Prantos

>>150180358
Yeah everyone is gonna watch that

>>150180341
Jorge Jesus speaks his... own brand of Poortuguese. He is mocked here for that.

Tudo me da enjoo no Brasil
esses judeus falando da musculatura do Neymar
esse zé povinho puxando saco da Leila
Esses fariseus fingindo amor a pátria
Esse bando de desembargador que vende sentença para comer puta com herpes

>>150180395
Women's rugby

>>150180416
>esses fariseus fingindo amor a patria
Found the usa dicksucker

Who would.have thought trikas schizo would end up gargling on the usa metaphorical penis
This is like when rivaldo went from corinthians to palmeiras

a mistura do judeu com o portugues criou essa raça satânica

>>150180583
eu to falando deles, dos que andam na paulista com bandeira de Israel
embora a esquerda tbm seja puxa saco dos estados unidos

>>150180614
Oh ok then you are not wrong this time
Go on with your rant

eles estau roubando meu cogulosinho

Saudi clubs are excursionating europe
Wtf

Sport is going to do the deed tonight

yeah cuguloso is finished, won't get g4

finally /sp/ earned its damn stupid second star.

>>150180672
>>150180648
the gas has run out
the elephant climbed down the tree
the paraguayan horse lost its stamina
0 (zero) signings this window

golo del pez

>he thought cuguloso could stop palmolengo

Cruzeiro and Atlético-MG need to die

Nao adianta nada seu club é SAF se
vc contrata Cassio
Fagner
Dudu
Kaio Jorge
Fabrício Bruno
Gabigordo

>gabigol 90'+15

O futebol mineiro é um lixo. Deviamos terraplanar minas gerais e transformar em um estacionamento pra SP e RJ

if santos wins i will open another messi thread
>>150181191
and sent all the cute pardinhas down south

>the city of cuzeiro

>>150181191
maluco, você torce pra um time que foi eliminado nos penaltis sem acertar um gol

Ao somar os aportes feitos para a chegada de reforços em 2024 e 2025, o Cruzeiro, na figura de Pedro Lourenço, já investiu cerca de R$ 250 milhões

>>150181257
Não sou o trikaschizo. Meu time segue vivo na copa do brasil e libertadores

>>150181257

>>150181257
A portuguesa tem mais tradição que minas gerais inteira

>>150181268
Se venderem Matheus Pereira e Kaio Jorge, conseguem recuperar esse valor

wtf is this shit hairline

>>150181292
Kaio Jorge nunca mais será vendido
É o Gabigol 2.0

Daqui 1 ano e meio começará ir a podcast mendigar aumento de salário

Matheus Pereira no maximo pega algum time do Catar ou Ucrania

>>150181295
vegeta hairline

>>150181295
GOOD MORNING SAARS

>>150181325
second time today someone steals my post word for word seconds before i hit submit

>>150181354
Thats because ur gay nigga

>>150181354
kwabinho

It looks like Gremio will be the first SHITE to concede the victory to Sport

Antigamente Kaio Jorge da vida era tipo o Borges, Dagoberto, Washington coração valente, Hernán Barcos

Jogadores mediocres que sabiam que eram mediocres. Mas hj em dia a agencia de marketing de instagram faz lavagem cerebral e os normies acreditam que sao jogadores de seleção

>>150181466
that guy don't look happy

>>150180414
>Arrotar as postas de pescada
Kek

>>150181483
Dagoberto and Washington coração doente shouldn't be in this list.

>>150181483
Lucas pratto

>>150181546
None of those are mediocre. This guy knows nothing about football

>>150181575
True.

>>150181546
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Os caras entregavam 10 a 12 gols por ano como qualquer Negueba Zé Love da vida

Todo neguebinha vai pra Premier League jogar em um time pequeno, joga 13 jogos todos entrando aos 70 minutos em um ano e volta pedindo salário de 1.5 milhões com cabelo platinado, 3 brincos e 5 empresários o qual ele chama de "staff"

Aí no primeiro gol de penalti ele faz mais uma tatuagem no pescoço com nome de alguma influenciadora q ele tá comendo

A Lei Pelé destruiu o futebol

>>150181700
O postador mais lúcido do colapib

>trikaschizo reduced to replying to himself again
água santa's elimination really did a number to him

>>150181766
Não sou o trikaschizo, ele simplesmente está correto

Reff helping Gremio a lot

>>150181809
Farido status?

>>150181700
>>150181735
>>150181766
>>150181798
Stop replying to yourself in first second and third person

hoje começa a arrancada da leoa tá?

>>150181825
Give trikaschizo his due

>>150181191
Mineiros, nordestinos and southrannies will fumble pathetically year after year and log onto Xitter to whine about the big bad eixo.

>>150181700
Trikaschizo truth machine of sp

Gremio is really bad

>>150181902
for me its his posts about that girl who drank Payer piss

>>150182111
For me it's his denouncement of clearly illegal football transfers and organized crime
His hate for JANDREI was also vindicated recently

Gaymistas paid to see Sport play while gremio watches.
Also, what a terrible time to have a game. This is fucking ridiculous.
Sunday 8:30pm
Fuck CBF and GLOBO for this. I miss the time where it was wed 21:30 and sun 16:00 or 18:30 only.

>>150182155
>Mondays 21:00/21:30

>>150182155
lol gaúcho teams played like 90% of weekend matches at 6:30 or later
they should speak about, it's fucking bullshit
they should think it in a way that makes it easier to go to the stadium

Eu quero é que o Grêmio se foda

o isporte é horrivel

eu quero que o grêmio perca pra o farid ficar puto

Gol do ixpó
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>150182299
I wanted both to lost, but since it is not possible, let it be a draw.
>>150182229
Os estádios são bem localizados e de fácil acesso pelo menos?

Sport scored as i type it

>>150182229
eles terão um jogo contra um time do eixo as 16h e serão felizes

>>150182335
O do inter sim, o do Grêmio é numa favela braba fora de Porto Alegre kkkkkk
Mas de qualquer forma isso afasta o torcedor que já não vai muito ao estádio

https://youtu.be/jj7Pdz-BVV4
BANHEIRÃO

Grêmio vai empatar nos acrescimos.

For me? It’s xuxa

>chego em casa
>vou ver os resultados da rodada
>palmeiras perdendo
>(((penalti pro palmeiras)))
>virada em 2 minutos
>"quer ver que foi roubado?"
impressionante como n/ao precisava nem ter assistido o lance pra saber que foi penalti roubado.
mais impressionante ainda é como ninguém investiga esse time corrupto que a 5 anos tem um penalti roubado atras do outro. TODA RODADA UM ROUBO, TODA RODADA. ESSA PUTARIA SÓ VAI ACABAR QUANDO A FIFA FOR ENVOLVIDA

Ferroviário got eliminated and there's a reason I hate trans and fags.

The Day a Transgender Refereed a Ferroviário Match

During the pre-season for the 2011 Ceará State Championship, Ferroviário was training in the coastal town of Beberibe. On January 8, 2011, the “Tubarão da Barra” faced the municipal selection and lost the friendly match 2–1. What stood out more than the surprising defeat at Estádio Olavo Facó was the unprecedented officiating of the game. The transgender referee Valério Gama officiated all 90 minutes, drawing widespread attention—not only from the Ceará press but also at the national level. Locally, Valério was better known by their stage name as a transformist: Laleska Valéra
ALMANAQUE DO FERRÃO
.

Ferroviário's coach was Mirandinha, and the starting lineup featured: Célio (Nefi), Bruno Pereira, Lúcio (Leandro Silva), Thiago Cazé (Paulo Rogério), Andrezinho (Brasinha), Glaydstone (Thiago Gaúcho), Rogério Manaus, Leandro Sobral (Ângelo), Teles (Madson), Chalita (Juranílson), and Rômulo (Rafael Gaúcho)
ALMANAQUE DO FERRÃO
.

The team's only goal was scored by Juranílson, while Valinho and Vitor netted for the Beberibe selection, giving them a 2–0 lead in the first half. Notably, striker Chalita also missed a penalty during that period. Ultimately, it wasn’t the gameplay but Laleska’s refereeing that became the defining moment of the match—one that foreshadowed Ferroviário’s poor campaign in the state championship that year, escaping relegation only in the competition’s final rounds

>>150182420
Ferrim anon! How is your korean girlfriend

>>150181867
I saw this exact meme with crespo last week

Olimpia ate 4 goals today
Olimpia bros wont be sitting down for a while

>>150182416
I'll never forget how robbed the 2012 Brazilian Cup final was, Palmeiras are a dirty cheating club and I hope they go under soon.

>>150182551
Coxa bros...

I love womens coxas

Aldosivi bros....
Union bros....
Olimpia bros...
Ceara bros...
Cruzeiro bros....
Gremio bros....
Cerro bros...
Juventud unida bros...
Miramar missiones bros.....
Cobresal bros.....

>>150180671
I told you so

>>150182643
Lagarto bros... I miss Galo Cego
Juazeirense bros... the grass in Natal was too green
Joinville bros...
Tuna Luso bros... turns out Maranhão really is the demolisher of posters

>>150181466
I told you so

>>150182740
Joinville deserves it for taking america out of serie c years ago

gremio bros... eu não to acreditando

They did it, Sport won a game

Parabens recife sport

>>150182777
From now on, it's all victories

Congratulations, Grêmio, for the trophy "Lost To Sport".

Leão XIV has started to move the little sticks

/sp/ and Sport win on the same day

>>150175275 (OP)
>mano menezes

>>150182809
welcome to ?

>>150182787
they actually lost to sport
damn

GREMIOVER

>>150182830
depois q esse maluco criou canal no youtube o gremio acabou

>>150182818
Amazonas

>>150177109
Bro, chill out, this is literally short dick repressed rage

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>150182856
If you believe I envy some shitty meal prepared due to, is it even an achievement? You are fucking right. But my gf told me she will come and cook for me and I don’t have to do anything

>>150182856

>9 months without an away winning

>>150182886
>is it even an achievement?
sitting through what were probably 200 hours of rockstar slop kinda is

>>150182944
KWAB

>>150182883
Dont be like this....

>>150182944
No hay union
There is no union

My olimpita lost! Someone's gonna get it!

>fuck ramon diaz

>>150182883
>mfw

>>150182499
We arent together anymore, but her son likes to play vidya with me.

>>150183187
>my ex's son

get your shit together man

>>150182551
2012 Copa do Brasil final was ridiculously robbed. it's unreal plameiras got away with that shit, and how it didn't become a national scandal.

>>150183216
kek

>>150182944
me in a few years

>>150183274
>>150182944
mine is worse i still have a good hairline but bald on the top so it's combover or shaving, no other options. obviously not as severe as pic related but prob my future

At this point just shave your head, ffs
you're not fooling anyone. same with wigs

>>150182416
>>150182551
>>150183243
Maybe if your shit teams werent so poor they could robate like us winners do.

>I will never be a problem within Palmeiras
what did Abel mean by this

when the clu is actually de lo socio

Bocabros… I’m not feeling well today

my gf shat her pants aGAIN

>>150183626
ensina ela a fazer a chuca

>>150183626
clean your gf poo bro, that's what bfs are for

>>150183626
This is what happens when boca loses

Messi ate 4 goals today form ronaldo gordo's team

>>150183710
What game are you talking about

>>150183710
which messi?

>>150183721
The small one

I could breaj you guys in half. I am 1.90 and very muscular

>>150183728
this one?

>>150183730
Break this

>>150183747
The real messi is smaller than this digitally modified photo

>>150183747
Messidoro

>>150183730
te encontro no estacionamento do Mc'Donalds de Cotia, de lá a gente vai pro banheiro

O chuveirinho

>>150183774
Kek

>>150183753
This only fires when it is being held by a man

>>150183730
I'm 1.65 and I could climb you like a shadow of the colossus faggot and stab you in your weak point

Why are argies prone to stabbing, is it like a national sport or sth? Bro, just get your beans and chill out

>Independiente, on dia de la bandera, tries to use the least amount of light blue possible.
>River does not use the number 12 jersey.
>Boca does not allow Coca-Cola to use red and white at the Bombonera stadium.
>And anon reading this is a cuck

This nigga is once again trying to get argies range banned

>>150183999
>>And anon reading this is a cuck

>>150184013
Are you the one aussie trying to get us banned be honest

>>150184020
all australians are shit, why are you replying to him?

>>150183730
Tá de sacanagem, meu camarada? Me encontra na Av Brasil passarela 3 as 9h para trocarmos socos.

der chikaner is having a meltdown kek

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)

it's 2am and i can't stop thinking about eating an hamburguesa

>>150184115
Go to McDonalds
>>150184075
He should return to the monk

>der chikaner is trying to get argie ips rangebanned
funny lad

it's 2am and I can't stop thinking about you

>>150183404
>admits he's an incompetent faggot who needs to break the rules to win
why are peppoids like this?

>>150184146
Nobody can after they meet me

>peppoids

>>150184115
>>150184146
You should read a book instead (at a hamburgeria)

Puto el que lee at 4am.

today i learned estevão means big steve in english

>>150181191

minas food is delicious though so I hard disagree anon

>>150181257

anon we didn’t care for this mickey mouse cup

>>150184292
nice jam tart biscuit mate

Need to stop dreaming about old templar artifacts I have to protect from demons.

Bom dia, João Pedrers

>Diego is doing Ironman
Wtf!? He used to be a twink and the thinking man's midfielder. How did he get buff?

>>150183730
trocentos times precisando de zagueiro e o sujeito tá procurando briga em fórum de anime

>>150185981
Ironman is more about resistance than strength desu
perfect for a former footballer

it's the favela life for us
it's the samba life for us
instead of candy
we get beans
instead of meat
we get rice

TEM O FILHO DE UM TREINADOR BRINCANDO NO BRASILEIRÃO
ELE ESTÁ DIRIGINDO POR HOBBY E FAZENDO OUTROS TIMES DE PALHAÇOS
O BASULEIRÃO NÃO É SÉRIO

they filled my marmita with beans

>boss asks a question
>send a detailed message on zapzap
>calls me into his office to explain it anyway

>

bom chia copalib

Morning lads

>>150186059
>vinagrette in everything
I'll never understand the need for this.
Where's the main protein?

>>150186208
Kek

>>150186059
That's way too much bean

>>150185942
>this woman exists and I will never fuck her

>>150184145
gotta give it to the guy, you might say he's a schizo, a retard, a brownoid, unemployed, and so on. But you could never say he's lazy

>>150186139
>send a detailed message on zapzap
this is where you fucked up, you're supposed to send a 2 minute long audio full of heavy breathing and miscelaneous sounds, make sure he never wants to hear your voice ever again

>>150185981
>Diego is doing Ironman
did he get turn to steel in the great magnetic field?

>>150186270
>But you could never say he's lazy
he's doing this because he's a lazy jobless bum or a lazy toddler that doesn't wants to do his homework

>>150186385
nah he's too dedicated to be lazy, he's just using that dedication on pointless shit like this

>>150186431
This

>>150186267
This. It is like she was sculpted
>>150186270
Also this
If he dedicated his mental energy to something worthwhile he could be great
But he doesnt, he decided to be only an oxygen thief
A cautionary tale

Murió Miguel Uribe Turbay

>>150186495
Who?

>>150183730
Say hello to your workmates, Hugo Moura, Lucas Freitas and Thiago Mendes! Remember to watch the Odvan tapes everyday!

>>150185942
>E__ _E_ _______

>>150186046
From the musical "cavannie"


Don't it seem like there's never any light?
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
It's easier than puttin' up a fight
No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy
No one cares if you grow or if you shrink
Empty belly life
Rotten smelly life
Full of sorrow life
No tomorrow life

O Sport vai ganhar 8 partidas seguidas

If you don’t remember this, you’re a newfag

Entao vem
Que eu conto os dias, conto as horas para a B
Then come
That i count the days, count the hours for serie b

>>150185942
Built like a tanajura ant

Morning lads

>>150186495
more like turbogay

For me, it's

>Cerro PUNTERO

>>150186637
and our greatest allies and eternal friends

>Millos

Mano Menezes é tao ruim assim ou estão sabotando ele?

>>150186599
Very very unlikely

>>150186651
Mano is only good at giving esporros, everything else can be done by chat GPT

>>150186589
>rice and beans, not for me, I have a European passport
>>150185942
dear God

>>150186589
I would never eat this, imagine having your cheese served without coffee.

>>150186589
BASED

>>150186599
I BBBBelieve it

>>150186589
god I want a milanesa so bad now, I'm here stuck with some slop

>>150186616
https://youtu.be/Iho8NULjQ20

>>150186589
looks good besides the dogshit cardboard papas

>>150186637
>>150186643
Why the fuck is Olímpia in 7th?

>>150185942
sadly she only date favelados and I'm not even kidding. Didnt a sex tape got leaked of her fucking some cartel leader?
>>150185981
for me it is Diego scoring against San Pablo and stepping in their escudo at Morumbis
https://youtu.be/r6U4RJrooa4

>>150186751
Because they're shit this season

>>150186767
Squad? Management? Just an unlucky streak?

>>150186767
Abel can fix it

>>150186719
It's overkill either way.
I keep my milanesas plain, none of this napolitana shit.

>>150186782
I'm not an olimpista, so i dont have an informed opinion on the matter bro... i do like they're shit tho, fuck them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1rS0JejGCw

>>150186799
not taking any excuse you can to eat cheese and ham makes you an homosexual

>>150186799
>t. Javier Mileikowski

>>150186799
that's right goy, no reason to eat unnecesary ham

>Gremio paga 450 mil pro Edenilson
pq a vida de algumas pessoas é tão fácil?

>>150186845
E teve gente falando que juiz é o emprego mais fácil do país. Enquanto isso, um ex favelado agora jogador ganha rios de dinheiro, pra não falar do crime que é a instituição financeira red bull bragantino

>>150186845
Padrinhos magicos

llegó el crack

>>150186686
Heh

>>150186710
Heh thought you would post salvador dalí throwing an anteater in a woman

>>150187030
Mais um pro PCC pagar

Jota junior bros....
Galvao bros....

>>150187060
>cut back to the female narrators struggling to narrate a fucking penalty
he's overthinking it
typical boomer muh honour bullshit

bean fatigue is on the rise

I want a cachorro salsicha and a beagle

agora voce vai ter que mamar

>>150187094
What do you call hotdogs in Portuguese? Hochi dogi?

me looking at romero

>>150187122
cachorro quenchi

>>150187132
Lol

>>150187060
I still enjoy listening to Gerson golden lefty railing on the carioca clubs dropping their spaghetti

>>150187159
Where does he talk

when you think about it jannies are the police aka pigs of our world
even when you take obvious offenders like trikaschizo and chikaner I struggle to side with this perverted sense of justice

>>150187161
He has his own channel where he does post games, but he commentates live on tupi fm

>>150187164
How do you feel that iberians raped your country and now you have been league cucked into feeding them with players?
And how do you feel about all br teams being financed by mafias except for sao paulo?

lol got him
jannies he's here, take him down

>>150187189
we have 'im on a leash
just write the 3 letters, C.H.I. and he appears

if anything palmeiras and flamengo are more transparent than San Pablo
San Pablo announces a player like Galoppo or Oscar and says an 'investor' will help to pay
This investor is never brought to life and never mentioned again, their debt only increases
São Paulo is the jew of basuleirão, always lying and deceiving, always the victim

Did you know that Olaria was supposed to participate in the brasileirão of 71 but America stole their place
We need to talk about the evils of America

You can just follow the money with Flameiras but with clubs like San Pablo or Corinthians the money will end up in labyrinth that leads to several others

>>150187189
why did you summon him bro

>they're listening to pergolini again

>club named after a Jew
>Surprised that said club is involved in Jewish tricks
The only Juden-free club was Vasco, until the arrival of (((josh wander's))) 777, a kike from miami

>>150187060
Jota Jr still miles ahead this new generation of redditors narrators trying to put their catchphrases all the time. Anyway like my goat Milton Milk used to sat "what a phase"

weren't some of the navegadores literally Jewish tho? I can't remember which ones

>>150187317
>some
you mean most of them. Bandeirantes were mostly jewish too.

>noooooooo you cant cut your dicks hat and refrain from pork

I cut the fucking freio of my dick during THE ACT with a girl (female) this weekend
Embarassing moment, lots of blood and still hurts a bit when I shower
Just thought you should know

>>150187317
Probably half Jewish already, but VASCO wasn't

>it's a coworker tells me about the Dutch jews that were expelled from Recife and went to New York AGAIN

>>150187354
Thanks for sharing.

I keep getting relegated in duolingo. Might change my user name to santa cruz

>>150187333
pork is so good though

>>150187354
That's why you go to banheirao and frot with someone to strengthen your frenillo.

>>150187386
They non metaphorically eat shit

>>150187354
I bent my penis once while hammering away at a girl (female), it was very painful
>>150187375
FUCK coworkers

>>150187406
so do chicken and you have no problem eating those

It was published that edmundo, the guy on op, once broke his penis
I dont know what that means

>>150187411
>FUCK coworkers
this

>>150187411
>FUCK coworkers
That's how you get fired.

>working remotely for almost 4 years at same company
>product manager is now scheduling a 30 min meeting at fridays to "talk about other things other than work"
>most of the time people just pretend to have another meeting at same time

>>150187435
only if they find out

>>150187436
>product manager is now scheduling a 30 min meeting at fridays to "talk about other things other than work"
dantesque

Turns out most of the previous knowledge before navegações came from jews such as Mestre Jácome and Abraão Zacuto kek
Chuds can't win

>>150187439
Good memories rn

>>150187450
>if it weren't for jews we would've stayed in europe and left the indios alone
yeah... based jews...

>>150187450
Didnt they just win the summer cup

>>150187435
At least you get rid of them

Guess who is losing their match today

Brazil will play korea and japan in october
Yay

Guess who is losing their virginity today

>>150187556
not me

>>150187559
It's your ass.

>>150187556
is it me?

>>150186819
>OH EDNÁ ELE FALOU ASSIM PRA MIM Ó CONSEGUIU NÉ O PAU NO CU

Funny how farming has become synonim with an easy job
Imagine someone lazy like gabigol working on the fields 10 hours a day under the sun, delaying gratification for months when the crops grow

>>150187731
Laughing irl

>>150187826
That's what the whips are for.

>>150187826
>delaying gratification for months
need to stop gooning

Danrley, Arce ,Rivarola, Adílson, (censurado) , Dinho , Luís Carlos Goiano, Arílson, Carlos Miguel, Paulo Nunes e Jardel

Chileans look like this???

>>150187826
>farming has become synonim with an easy job
Source: ITDK-SP (Instituto Tireidoku)

Seeing my team win Brasileirão and a late stage cancer right here

>>150188068

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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Colombia or Chile?

CHIKANER CHIKANER ALWAYS CHIKANEEEE CHIKANEER ONLY CHIKANEER

wow I hadn't seen it in a while

>>150188101
Aura farming
Stats farming
Farmers league

uh guys whatever you do don't go to catalog right now

>>150188165
saw a perro

ela tem um ponto
ela tem um fodendo ponto

>>150187030
800 mil

>>150188165
Kek

>>150187060
saudades Jota Jr melhor narrador dos sabados a noite

Mad how criticizing cr7 always triggers chikaner event though he says he doenst care about him
You dont even have to mention messi

forgive me god but I would put my dick inside it

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won
>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
We Won

>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>Europe is full of muslims and niggers
>America is full of niggers, spics and jews
>Both are about to be censored by (((globohomo)))
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>>150188181
don't care for /f1/ but they have great perro OPs

>>150188186
god i fucking hate leila

Mauro Cezar Pereira, on the program 'Posse de Bola', criticizes the attitude of rival players when facing Neymar: 'Pathetic, a joke'.

"This thing with Neymar and opposing players, it’s up to the coach, before the game, to give a big scolding and say: 'Look, I don’t want this nonsense here. He’s an opponent, if someone’s a fan of the guy, send him a WhatsApp, got it'?

The coach has to demand better. Flamengo’s game was a disgrace at Vila Belmiro. Santos got fired up for that game, played defensively, Neymar scored the goal, and the guys were practically bowing to Neymar. A disgrace, something pathetic, and now [against Cruzeiro] something similar happened.

Not on the same scale, but similar. This is something the coach has to address, the football director, the boss has to address. They have to call the team captain and say: 'Hey, pretty boy, not here. We don’t do that here'.

What kind of professional is this, where idolizing a player overshadows the team they’re defending? It’s a joke, pathetic!".

>>150188215
/f1/ is like that cool cousin that rarely shows up for family gatherings because they don't really care about stuff like that but it's always pleasant to have around

>>150188138
they both look like men

>>150188235
cousins are never cool and I'm not family with no f1 faggot

>>150188231
He's right but Nerman also is like that, remember him and Memphis at Paulistão semi final? Santos losing ang Nerman trying to be funny around Depay

>>150188255
nah some cousins are alright

Coworkers arent cool
Family isnt cool
Women are icky
Neighbors are pain in the ass

>>150188255
you are the faggot uncle who is there only for theatrics and is the most annoying bum om the gathering

Eu daria meu cu pro Jota Jr voltar a narrar

coworkers are the family that you choose

>>150188299
TRVKE

Como é bom ser gremista

>Vc nunca mais vai colocar Sportv num sabado a noite e ver Goiás x Atlético-MG com narração do Jotinha

Pq viver?

some guy sent a happy birthday message last night at like 11pm and nobody, not even the birthday boy acknowledged it

TIL argies also have the mark of the thirdie in their arms
is there a particular reason why they still use a vacine that leaves scars on our bodies?

sexo con petisas culonas

>>150188396
>on OUR bodies
funny self-report

>>150188378
do you have a pic of her with glasses to compare it to the graphic design girl

>>150188378
Here are a fee reasons
>to see brazil pass argentina in total.libertadores titles
>to see the end of the multiverse saga
> to see brazil wjn the 2027 world cup
>to see a countryside team win the carioca state league
>to have children

>>150188396
>on OUR bodies

post booty

>>150188395
Today boss congratulated a coworker and she confessed in the other coworker whatsapp group it is not actually her birthday

>>150188465
you DID report this to your boss so he would feel embarrassed both by getting the wrong date and by not being part of the gossip zapzap group, right?

Can the MLP anon post on the catalogue again so the jannies wake up already

stop talking about co-workers/family
we talk about copalib here

>OMG Xandão do something
>OMG Trump do something
>OMG jannies do something
How about you starting making the moves? Start calling the shots you little limp wristed faggot

>>150188519
this dude calls shots

>>150188519
Im making beans i dont have times to such frivolous tasks rn

Coworker was complaining about the merger of RJ and Guanabara again

This is the perfect timing for a blue flag to make ironic commentary on beans and make the whole thread laugh

me and my primo in 2007 before he turned into a prima
good times, no hoes, no problems, just pure camaraderie

>OMG Xanadu do something

If i we were in the titanic i would push you niggas down the sea to drown faster

>>150188449
>to see brazil wjn the 2027 world cup
imagina escalação
Kaio Jorge
Gerson
Samuel Lino
Pedro Queixada
Paulinho Macumba
Vitor Nhoque
Nino
Murilo
Yan Couto

>>150188618
I watched this movie very stoned and alone in a new year's eve, it felt like a nightmare

>you now remember your family watching 2022 world cup final in new year's eve and messi lifting the trophy right as the clock hit 00:00 January 1st 2023

>>150188792
that was so fucking gay

>>150188803
it was but it was better than hearing my aunt talk about she had to get her uterus removed for the fifth year in a row

>>150188812
did it keep growing back?

>>150188691
You forgot
>Marquinhos
>Emerson royal

>>150188560
A judge saved a lawyer thr other day with the life hug

brazilian porn be like "yeah bitch you like that porra in your cueca? look how hard your farts got me"

Argentinian porn be like

>>150188946
MODS

>>150188860
e o Leo Pereira

>>150188691
It is the women world cup

>>150188974
Savinho

>>150188974
Imagine a defense with leo pereira, mikitao.and their swapped wives as the wings

>to contract an internet plan i need to take a picture of my face holding my id
>to use bank i need my face being scanned, it's the same for some online shop apps
when was this humiliation ritual normalised? i fucking hate it.

>wake up
>no santista gf
>day ruined

Real Madrid e Flamengo encaminham troca entre Leo Pereira e Militão, entenda


Rela madrid and Flamengo.to swap aleo Pereira and Militão, click to.understand

>>150189085
where do i click

It is too cold to masturbate

>>150189098
Who are you trying to fool? We all know you are using a phone

>>150189098
you have to click at 4pm

Figueira bros
Today we'll eat hot dogs

>>150189120
Why would i ever browse copalib on a PC

Thats made for videogames and photoshop

I like juventude's kit

>>150189316
What about teams that use ties on their kits?

if i could print one image into the brain of every single human on earth at the same time it'd be this one

bom final de tarde, /copalib/

Santos santos gol!

>>150189622
Lol you are so random and wacky anon please keep posting your random thoughts here instead of getting a job.

A good song starts with a strong opening. Which anthem has the best first line

Salve o tricolor paulista
Santos, santos, gol!
Salve o corinthians
Quando surge o alviverde imponente
Uma vez flamengo, sempre flamengo
Vamos todos cantar de coração
Sou tricolor de coração
Botafogo, botafogo, campeão, desde 1910
Nós somos do clube atlético mineiro
Existe um grande clube na cidade
Até a pé nós iremos
Glória do desporto nacional


It is either cruzeiro or gremio btw

A "tricolor" is when you make feijoada with black, red and white beans.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE WHITE AND BLACK AS YOUR TRICOLOR COLORS THEY ARE NOT HECCKING COLORS YOU EVIL CHUD WE ARE GOING TO SEND YOU TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS IF YOU DONT STOP THIS RIGHT NOW
beleza

it never happened

The colours for Brazil's 2026 kit leaked and I can't put into words how much I hate Nike. This has to be some kind of humiliation ritual. A national demoralisation campaign.

Galo has the worst anthem

Sentiu

>>150190036
>replacing white with black
and people claim kalergi plan wasn't real

I take that back. Santos has the worst anthem

Now the temperature is adequate

>>150190093
Adonai forbid we let the goys have a second jersey with Marian colours.

>>150189031
>when was this humiliation ritual normalised? i fucking hate it.
2019

VÍDEO: Tiro interrompe partida da Copa do Mundo Feminina de Polo Aquático Sub-20 em Salvador
Disparo foi realizado por policial que tentava prender suspeito de furto no entorno da Arena Aquática. Situação repercutiu em sites da Espanha e México. Ninguém ficou ferido.

Kek the more cr7 threads the more rattked he gets

I went to banheirao last night but they had to scan my face first, what's going on?

>>150190036
Just bring Umbro back

>>150190443
jesus christ please no

just amassated 5 paçoquinhas

>>150190443
you'd complain if they released something like this
also it's fucking awful, looks like those shirts for favela tournaments or interclasse

>>150190551
>>150190564
At least the kits were still yellow and green, blue and white. No teal, no mint, no faggot yellow, and especially no black in the away shirt. Even the memoryholed 1990 topper kits looked better than anything Nike put out after 2010.

what drives someone to waste their time spamming nikocado's anus

>>150190622
i would prefer that gay ass "leaked" kit that retarded faggot kept spamming before the last world cup than anything umbro could put out in the current year

>recognizing some fatty's ass
if there's a sign to take a walk outside is this

>>150190647
To be fair it has been spammed against people's will nonstop for quite some time, on multiple boards

HELL YEAH SCHIZO HOURSSSS

>>150190647
there's simply no way you haven't encountered it at least a few times if you've been regularly browsing this website in the past few years

>>150190761
Would 4x but especially the blonde and the black.

>>150190761
It is scientifically impossible to be ugly and a volleyboleira

>>150190825
She's barely black

i though i'd be nice and use memegore instead of actual gore

you realize nikocado's coin slot and actual gore bothers absolutely nobody on this website at this point?

>>150190843
t. comissão de heteroidentificação

Why is cr7 such a failure?

>I'm comfortable seeing the fattys bare ass
Call this thread bible because we're in the Revelations chapter damn

>i am greatly bothered by seeing some faggot's fat ass
closeted homosexual

>>150190551
>>150190564
You're all zoomer faggots that haven't watched the 1994 cup

Con su LABUBU MODO SCALONETA, Motorcito De Paul ya está ready para el clásico del Inter Miami ante Orlando City por la #MLS.

>>150191356
>LABUBU MODO SCALONETA
Time to hit the gas mask.

Labubu reminds me of the useless trinkets people used to wear on their own shit in the 2000s

>ABIN log #1347
>They have a deep admiration for an individual called Niko Avocado, as in the fruit. Pictures of his bare ass are posted constantly, it seems to be some kind of tradition. Not knowing about Niko or appreciating his ass easily outs you as a 'tourist' or casual poster. Reporting with more information soon.

>>150191387
Which one?
Pokemon?
Digimon?
Beyblade?
Tazos/pogs?
Furbys?
Tamagotchis?
NERFS?
Power Rangers?
Transformers?
Ninja Turtles?
McDonalds collectibles?
Burget King integrations?

>>150191204
>he was alive in 94
the fuck you're doing bro
go raise a family

>>150191424
All of this slop is the same shit as labubu but the people here will pretend that it was heccking different and soulfvl

>>150191356
every time i read labubu i feel like i'm having a stroke
it straight up sounds like a made-up toy people obsess over in some random episode of a cartoon like sinsons or futurama

>>150191387
The ape was based

what the fuck is labubu

>>150188560
Quem nunca ficou de viadagem com o primo na infância não viveu. Provem o contrário

>>150191405
They win 7212 reais for that

>>150191476
All toys are made up retard

>>150191514
you don't understand!

>>150191504
You remind me.of a guy who said "who says he never peed because the woman ia taking too long to cum is lying"

>>150191492
Next Arsenal MF from Congo

Someone make a new toy edition thread
My 4chan is not letting me make a new one

>>150191504
>Provem o contrário
No, my good sir, it is you who shall bear the burden of proof, and while I happily porked my female cousin, having gay sex with males is a very homosexual and brazilian thing to do.

Labubu edition

Carpincho edit edition. I will make

>>150191434
I was as well, and I have said this before, there's nothing stopping an anon from having a family/being a reputable citizen and posting here, the best sudaca fulbo info hub
Just look at the amount of funcionários públicos and people quoting fucking COWORKERS here, this is the most functional board and general on this site, sometimes we just pretend to be retarded

>>150191614

>>150191434
And who said I have or have not a family? I'm posting from work ffs. Zoomer faggot

>>150191616
Ignore zoomies, continue to hide powerlevel in plain sight.

>>150191616
>this is the most functional board and general on this site
/n/ /o/ /out/ and /p/

Traditional paulista wife with strong Catholic background who go to the Church, love to pray, doesnt like Netflix or american jewry slop and is a decent person who has no hatred in her heart