coofvious: >>150170676

there is an active thread. this is a dictionary definition of flooding the board

>>150156207

>>150156232

Is this a modified osoto gari trip ? Or a slam with a trip set up?

nah

>>150178009
I wish I were fat instead of being in shape.

heeminder Khamzat looked ill at the last press conference and was struggling to stay awake

Honored forever in the UFC record book

>>150178061
being an emaciated twig isn't being in shape

>>150178064
Good.

>>150178009
Wtf happened to wingo? This what happens when a fighter retires before his time. Imagine if he cared about mma

>>150178080
Why are you being rude to me?

>>150178100
because you're rude to others, always bring negative vibes, and are generally a low tier woe is me bitch of a ding dong of a ting

>>150178064
And then what happened?

Who can stop fluffy in the HW division?

LucasTracyMMA: Khamzat Chimaev will submit Dricus Du Plessis in round 1

>>150178149
Don’t sign ya posts.

>>150178204
Ddp by ko

If legally it wasn’t an issue, I would kill you all

>>150178205
good one you parroting jabroni

>“I’ve always kind of had bad bottom teeth,” Whittaker said. “I’ve had missing teeth for 10 years plus. So I’ve always been kind of shot because they’re not stable. They’re not a full circuit, they’re like half. Over the years, trauma whatever, I don’t know. It was something that needed to be addressed by every dentist was always ‘Try to keep your real teeth. Keep your real teeth.’ I should’ve got rid of them years ago.

>“But the Dricus fight... they got pushed in a little bit when I fought Dricus. I had to address that, they had to be pushed back, I had a cast in there, let them settle, yada yada yada, move on. Then when I fought Ikram [Aliskerov], I had all these infections. I had to get four root canals. And I think the teeth had just had it. I think they had just had enough. Enough is enough. [Laughs]. I don’t think there was anything holding the teeth there anymore.

>“The fear of hurting my bottom teeth, of them moving — they’ve always been crap. I haven’t been able to bite down on like an apple since I was 19. They’ve always been bad. I should’ve dealt with them.

>“They’re just gone. I don’t need them. My life is better without them. Fun fact though, when they took them out they found a massive cyst in my jaw. Apparently they think that might have been where the infections were coming from with the teeth. So everything happens for a reason.”

use the real thread
>>150156207

My sources are claiming that Chimaev has AIDS and ligma, can anyone confirm this?

Khamzat looked ill at the press conference, I’ve got Rob by KO in the championship rounds

>>150178313
stop crying first

>>150178009
wtf how do these blobs still exist with the advent of ozempic

>>150178395
Ozempic is worse than covid jabs.

>>150178179

>>150178407
yeah but weighing a million lbs has to be worse than both

DDP broke Reddit Rob, Chimaev fluked an injury
Levels

Dirty diaper piglet went life and death with Rapedbert sadly

Gricus

KILL THE BOER
THE FARMER
KILL THE BOER
THE FARMER

The famous round 2 life and death TKO

Ahalkalakets

bring your friends kumfuck

how come the muslim bong neet's family hasn't honor permaheemed him yet for being a stain on the family name?

Anyone got the clip where Aspinall playfully tries wrestling with Dricus, but Dricus is clearly taking it seriously and doesn't let him move him?

>>150178582
the fact that he reacted to this even though it was a surprise makes me question if he can get taken down by anybody

>>150178629
Whittaker took him down

>>150178629
nugga are you serious. he got taken down at will by Brunson and went life and death with Till who has no ground game at all

>>150178561
remember how much you guys used to post this before the adesanya fight
whatever happened there

>>150178653
OH NO du feces xisters is this true?

>>150178653
LMFAO HE GOT TAKEN DOWN BY SHITTAKER? nah zatdaddy is gonna murder him

zatcord is sweating blood

Champ Camp

>>150178737
little slut

>>150178736
Rolling up your shorts to show off your quads is gay as shit. Just wear short shorts

>>150178778
takes one to know one

>>150178666
Daddysanya won.

>>150178798
Losing contest

>>150178629
dricus usually doesn't try to stop takedowns

>>150178798
DDP is a great example of how important grit and finishing instinct is in this sport. If he didn't have that mentality, he wouldn't even be ranked

>>150178798
>>150178833
lol

>>150178844
Grit is a desired trait in sports?! Whoa...

Hol up
So u b sayin
No cap
Fighters gotta wanna finish???
Damn cuh das wyld.....

Dark Meng X

it must be so shit not being funny

>>150178913
chill inducing visuals

what's xis endgame?

>>150178967
not unlike elsa

>>150178913
Another one of DADDYsanya’s little piggies

>>150178942
It must be so shit being a big enough sped to post the most obvious shit in the world with the sense of triumph and revelation that Kant felt while writing about metaphysics

reddit moment

>>150178913
to think we would've had one of these for islam if we were in the right timeline

>>150179024
retarded neet moment

we dont follow them here

I fear Slamdaddy will butcher smegalena

You can really tell which retards fell for the "bongs are getting banned" meme

Someone in the world died while you guys were posting just now

unfortunately

Cuckzat is sick

Bongs getting banned will be delightful. It's just a matter of time.

You can really tell which retards are here 24/7

>>150179097
RIP joe rogan

>>150179097
dibs on the heem
I heemed him

>>150179121
bong neets
binland
mexicope
gooner leaf
italian freak
spammy
who am i missing

>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28nqd6z8J0o
>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28nqd6z8J0o
>ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28nqd6z8J0o

>>150179183
Mexicope killed himself after Merab dogwalked O'Malley, he hasn't been here in forever

>>150179183
>gooner leaf

>>150179256
Renaissance

>>150178967
volumenes

>>150179210
well then whichever retarded mexican always tries to write in perfect english and posts random art while having absolutely nothing original to say. he's the biggest pseud on heem and always here

>>150179256
yin and yang

>>150179256
naruto and sasuke

>>150179097
someone? I hardly knew her!

should i buy tickets for UFC 319? im not going, i just want to support my favorite mma promotion.

>>150179191
B-beautiful new tattoos champ...

>>150179383
is that what I think it is...

>>150179383
satanic black magic shit

>>150179383
mark of the bbc

>>150179383
Trauma tattoos. Gane already broke him.

>>150179383
Gane is in his head. Anti-Gane wards.

>>150178629
Brad Tavares fried his bacon bussy I'm afraid.

>>150179461
>clinching with Poo Tavares a minute into RD1
maniac

>>150179377
Dana's mother said he fucked the ring girls. Do you think Nina Drama has motorboated his butthole?

Mfw watching Dricdaddy TKO Cumsplat in the championship rounds

>>150179461
Khamzat has no answer to this. Literally no answer to this. There's nothing that Khamzat could possibly respond with if subjected to this technique.

>>150179515
don’t stoop to their level

>>150179529
The answer is lamentably Cyril Gane

>>150179507

>>150179383
He got a 'jakk toilet tattoo??

who the hell is Cyril Gane?

>>150179256
swastika ass move

>>150179383
They look like they were made by whoever made his first tattoos he got covered up... Why would he do this?

Zatsissyxisters...why is he getting mogged by Lightweights?

>>150179515
I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm just going to watch Dricdaddy finish Cumsplat in the champ rounds. After, I will post pic related with zero text attached and you'll know because we'll all know

>>150179608
The worst tattoo I think I’ve ever seen. Honestly. Are those slug penises?

>>150179647
This but geof neal styling on prates

me tattoo looks like shit
big patch of black outta fix er right up

Nina Drama pegging Dana with a dildo in the shape of Easter Island aka Poatan's head

I'm not going to take screenshots. I'm not going to try to remember posts. I'm not even going to say 'I told you so". I'm not going to do anything. Fuck you.

Tomasz Aszpinallski's Polish DNA really shines through in his love of awful tattoos

>John Morgan couldn't make it today. First question, goes to you, Anon.

>>150179741
Is he called Aaron Pico because he has picograms coursing through his bloodstream like Jon Jones?

Anyone who took my advice to bet on andre fili good for you now sell that house and bet on geof neal brutal decision

There is a lot of suffering in the world, but if I could take it all away it probably wouldn't make anything better

>>150179741
Yeah uh Dana, what's you relationship with the boston Irish mob

>>150179693
Damn bros bacon bussy be fartin’

>>150179670
As an mma hiSTORY statistician, I can tell you a win is not enough for Neal. The deck is against his story right now. He needs at least 2 wins, counting Prates, to ascend.
It's not fair, but if Neal wins, we will just not consider Prates good, and assume he was never good. If it's close, it even hurts Shavkat's standing. If Prates wins, we will say that Prates is good and beat a guy that went toe to toe with Shavkat (and Neal will still be considered a god fighter)

Why does he hate Africa?

>>150179741
Where is John Morgan?

>>150179741
emmm... uhhhh... are you-.... h-how does it feels to be in chicago?

Never insult a white man's family.

Well?

>>150179988
nuts

>>150179988
anyone under 35 with a full fight camp

>>150179988
Non manlets

Tom NEEDS to announce that he will strike. He needs to keep it standing 80% of the time, just attempting takedowns at the end of rounds. This is the only way Jones doesn't win. If he tries to mix the martial arts and wins a decision- Jones wins. If Tom loses- Jones wins. If he wins a long tough fight in stand up, he can say he wanted to do what Jones couldn't do. It's the only out he has right now.

Poo Feces Xisters... This is bad.

Tom Aspinall's psyche status: BROKEN AND DEFEATED BY GANE

>>150180106
just looked it up, he didn't say that

>>150180119
As you can see, he did. Sadly.

>>150180139
nope I saw a video of Rogan saying he didn't say that and I'd trust Rogan over Rogan any day

Alexa Grasso turned 32 yesterday

>>150180209
W A L L E D

>>150180029
so what happened in Ramos, Dober, Moises, Oliveira, and Volk 1?
How come Moicano and Volk 2 weren't also tough for him as short notice fights?
How come Poirier knocked down Max but could barely touch Islam just a year earlier?

>>150180243
happens to everybody

>>150180209
i dont want to be diego "culon" lopes' sloppy second anyway

>>150180057
Based Slamdaddy testing himself against 5’11 JDM instead of some other nobody midget

>>150179216
That is the face of a heterosexual man

>>150180280
50/50 b

>>150180302
he tagged her saying "happy birthday we'll celebrate with a sparring session later".
?????

Joe Rogan glazed Rousey so much that he lost all credibility as an MMA head

>>150180419
that's sex talk for sex

>>150180434

>>150180426
rousey would steamroll brock lesnar man judo vs ncaa paper beats rock

come on man, grasso is mexican. shes a guaranteed slut, i bet everyone in the gyms "spars" with her

>>150180209
That's like 48 in Latina years

Why would you wanna fuck Grasso? No ass, pecs instead of boobs, and bigger biceps than most men. I guess nutting on her belly and watching it ooze down the fault line in her abs would be cool to settle on her jacked sternum

>>150180581
dunno

grasso's cum canyon

khamzat isn't ready

>>150180209
*barfs everywhere*
This is a sfw board you idiot!

>>150180581
face is more important than anything else as long as she appears to have a feminine enough figure

>>150180660
But it's not feminine and she's probably got a roid clit

>>150180690
she's built like a twinkish male at worst

jodanse entonces

mma

THE Trayvon Giles?

>>150178395
Wings beat the gastric bypass
He beat every diet
He beat(literally) Keem's weightloss camp
He WILL find a way to beat Ozempic if he is stupid enough to take it

khamzat is the greatest grappler of all time

we do not follow them here

>>150179608
He's Maori bro.

Dricus had to go the 2nd round with Trevin Giles because... he just did okay!

remember when he was just a normal guy that likes K-1

>>150181010

>>150180280
lol

>>150181065

Khamzat had to go the 2nd round with John Phillips because... he just did okay!

Burns neutralized Khamzats grappling by simply not giving up his back and punching Khamzat a lot of times from bottom. Surely Dricus can figure this out.

>>150181146
could this schaub beat fire schaub?

khamzat lost to short notice usman, who is a lightweight

I believe we're heading towards a reality where volkanovski loses his belt to Leone Murphy and I dont want to live in that world

>>150181098
Don’t misgender her

schaub? more like schanub

>>150181199
diemond is forever b

>>150181231
You're in luck. Murphy loses this weekend

khamzat makes khabib look like kris moutinho

>>150181190
Khamzat said himself that Burns threw up a triangle and he didn’t like it so he stood up and brawled
Now think back to the fight and see if you can remember Burns ever threatening a legit triangle

>>150181291
I remember

heeminder pico has a dillashaw shoulder

dilbert? a munster of a win, b

>>150181291
He said armbar you utter mong. Please british police ban these fucking morons already

casey kenney is encased in a giant ice block in space right now

>>150181375
that's what he deserves for not being meegan's little tampon boy

>>150181357
you want to be British so badly

>>150181415
LOL

>>150181415
So I can be like you and leech off the government living in one bedroom of a shared council house while getting big brothered by leftist pussies? Sounds swell dude we're all in

hey bongs do you guys not have like digestive issues ever from the stuff you eat
don't think i've ever seen a vegetable on a plate of proper scran

oi guvna
kek

they’re so mad lmao they really fell for it

>>150179383
Gane won

khamzat ragdolls ankalaev

>>150181415
'OW KEN YEH 'AV ENNIE PUDDIN EF YOO DUN EAT BIG BROTHER'S MEAT???

pipe down fellas they have a champion and we don't

>>150181467
chips is a vegetable

>>150181339
Our first triple champ

>>150181480
Why deny facts and reality? You are a NEET living in an intolerant surveillance state. Your life was cooked before you could even have any say by a combination of genetics and placement.

>Pico beating leron Murphy

>>150181519
be sure to come back and apologize after it happens

>>150181484
actually that fight hasn't happened yet you retarded huehuehue

Sire Pico throws BAWLMBS NIGGUH!!! You know I'm going with american nobility

he’s been frothing for weeks

pico has fought all the best bellator journeymen and only lost to a few of them

>>150181555
>>150181562
cazzies don't know ball

Khazmat looks like he smelled poop and got stuck that way

agent ngannou destroyed all ufc competitors

What is your one-day heemeng record? Around 6 for me.

>>150181644
24

Heeminder youssef zalbeast called rampage a shitskin in his own podcast and did absolutely nothing about it

>>150181722
rampage thought he was referring to himself

>>150181686
no way, you're lying

>>150181722
heeminder you're a creepy little freak who dedicates his very limited brainpower to the dumbest and most irrelevant shit to get attention from fake internet strangers

>>150181741
He didnt ya bozo

when yo dawlg eat some shit it aint finnapposed to eat
get that shit outcho mouf fido!

>let me tell you what to post

>>150181757
Turn yo monitor on playa!

>>150181797
post whatever you want. we all know you're not gonna be any less pathetic. this is an observation, not an intervention

this doo out here observin lmao

>>150181741
do you just come on here to make the most retarded comments?

>>150181824
I am the Bri'ish government.

>>150179383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc
>Tick tock, tom...
SOON

Cody

But I loved the springbok knee :(

>>150181827
yeah

Dripiglet but Zatdaddy’s warm juices are pooling in his bacon gape

>Joe ya liddle FEWL! Smash this smash that what was smashed my knee into his FOOKIN eyesocket yae?

>>150181831
Timmy Tom is so beyond fucked it’s not even funny

>>150181831
>aspinall's future...

>Uh yeah impression of Tom Aspinal crashing out on Twitter because fans won't stop taking pictures with his son in frame?

>>150181892
"I powerlift to streamline my child skull crushing process" - Luke Thomas

khamzat is blackspolsive but dricus has swag

Luke Thomas never killed any children, that's just textbook stolen valor.

Tomala simply does not have a path to win. Gane outclasses him everywhere.

>>150181831

remember when Luke Thomas got visibly frustrated and huffy when his newborn child was crying while he was trying to stream

>>150181912

>>150181937
noo.. nooooooo!!!

>>150181810
Show me your posts in this thread you faggot

>>150181944
She was crying her heart out and he didn't even change cadence

>>150181937
Oh my God it's CYRIL GANE!! Direct heir of the great Napoleon Bonaparte! Gane Scholars...I kneel.

Why is my fellow burger bullying everyone

>>150181968
What?

you can live a regular life or you can live Dan Hardy's life. It's an option.

>>150181944
>doesn't post proof
didn't happen

Huh? Thats what I thought, shut up bitch.

The Catacombs of Gane
French: Catacombes de Gane

Sweden is here everyone says what's up Sweden

>>150181956
bro can’t even spell his name right

>>150181968
Shut the FUCK up FAGGOT
>heems you

>>150181979
is this real
cuz I lick armpits too (going from the armpit to the side boob to the nipple is like roaming luscious rolling hills) but if my girl ever blew up my spot like that online I'd be annoyed

OHHHHH, HE JUST HEEMED HIM!!

ケツを食べる

>>150182035

OOOOHHHHH HE GOT HEEMED!!

Ask yourself this, would Tai Tuivasa have made it to 4:23 of the third round against Tom Aspinall?

Protect yourself at all times, playa!

Gaelic Gane

Let's analyse this matchup. Dricus has the advantage in the striking and Khamzat has the advantage in the other stuff I guess. It's a coin flip, it's a tossup. It's anyone's fight. If it goes one way it can't go the other. Who raped Luke Thomas to make him like that?

>>150182048
Tai's drinking a beer out out Tom's skull within 30 seconds

There are arab children telling stories about a grim reaper phantom named Sergeant Luke Thomas and you're laughing about it.

>>150182035
what is ketsu?

Are there any good fights on this weekend?

Luke Thomas captured el chapo

>>150182035
Dont push my limits

kai asakura will show super saiyan 2

https://youtube.com/shorts/pMWhypRmMZw?si=MjKQ-NGB6pDi2izp

>>150182132
You have sex with men playa!

>>150181937
A Campaign of Conquest

I found out what it means

>>150179383
What the fuck is it with modern English """men""" and getting shirty tattoos? I've known +3 of the softest males from the UK that have gotten terrible tattoos the likes of which women usually get

>>150182228
They don't have the benefit of indigenous people and Samoans offsetting the average Aussie's (such as yourself) femininity

>>150182261
I am ethnically (white) South African

>>150181937
Peenwall bros...

okay I now understand why Finland spends all his waking life on heem.org

>>150182277
If you really speak Afrikaaners and lived in SA before Aus, props. If you mean by heritage then that barely counts especially if your parents didn't keep the culture alive in you

>>150182283
Who's enforcing this rule? What's stopping me from going there, tying them up and going balls deep?

>>150182306
other men

>>150182283
lol they cant find a single female handyman?

>>150182304
You are brown

>>150182324
and you post pics of cats and larp as an african. much more pathetic. you can't outrun your lack of masculinity. can you even grow chest hair?

>>150182323
there's like 50 people in finland

>>150182304
Props for knowing what parents mean

>aspinall
>asspinall
>ass pin all day
>frequent steroid injections to the glue!

>>150182324
You openly fantasize about "blk (male) booty bouncing" b...

ass pained lad

She want the check before the neck? Respect

>>150182280
why does that black guy have such huge tits

>>150182277
So french fag?

>>150182337

>>150182351
Luke, here's a $10 superchat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_activities_in_Vietnam

>>150182323
they could but they need the d

>CONOR'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

76 days until Gane fights.

>>150182277
Bacon Boers are being genocided by BBC

can you guys up the schizoposting or something you know khamzat vs dricus is this week right

>>150182394
Remember when Jon Jones subbed him in 2 minutes?

I'm going to see Weapons

>>150182401
MMA discussion/news/media cycle starts on Monday. Sunday is the day of reflection on previous heems. Then you forget about them come monday. And yesterday was apex slop so therefore today is schizo day.

>>150182403
It was more like 6 if you count the timeout

gsp won 3 rounds to 2

>>150182403
Of course we remember when Gane took a dive for the survival of the UFC in order to damage the PFL's product, securing the UFC's future and ruining Ngubu's legacy forever. That's why he's getting a title shot now as payment.

>>150182421
oh yeah true
i'm hoping for some strickland vs dricus tier shitflinging but i don't have my hopes up for this era of /heem/ we're in

will geoff neal manage to neil magny prates?

Gane beating Jones would’ve been better for the UFC actually

>>150182441
of the losing contest maybe

>>150182449
Yeah brada he will fucking piece him up

>>150182443
>took a dive
I always love this cope

>150182453

what happens to the dingdongbongs if Gane dominantly decisions Aspinall? the Brit getting Fallopian tubes inked on both sides of his neck is an ominous sign

>>150182443
He’s getting a shot because hw is dogshit and Aspinall already beat Volkov

>>150182464
y'all think Mrs. Bisping has had any work done or is it just her great denim?

>>150182464
>Ellie walled already

Sad

>>150182464
Justin must be so proud

Kody “Bon Gamin” Steele

>>150182464
dude bispings daughter looks like she's 60. fucking disgusting

>>150182464
why did they replace lucas with a body double?

gsp will progenerate the future dominant alien human hybrid race

>>150182464
Why aren't there any beautiful/stunning English girls? There all chopped stumpy bog faces

I look like a slightly fatter and more chady version of review brah irl ;_;

>>150182515
Those women are Australian

yakno the thing about ciryl gane is… he’s a bluddy great fighter… i’m afraid to fight him

>>150182532
for me it's Savannah Bond and Hayley Davies

>>150182527
not really

>>150182527
no offense but reviewbrah mogs bigly and would have you doing his laundry within the hour

>>150178298

Yeah my epidermis stay dry and wrinkly on sight. Never wash my feet and calves cuz the soapy water from my shower already washes them so my shit stays extra leathery, all day playa.

>>150182464
Ellie looking like Hunter Schafer here. I guess all the bbc takes a toll.

>>150182599
None of that is true btw

>>150182610
Complete mystery as to how you ended up with scabies and flesh eating bacterial diseases

>>150182464
big rufus

>>150182634
It was the meth! I had psychosis! Who could have guessed?

keep an eye out for a kid named stillknocks

sneed be like
>yeah i fuckin stink playa

>>150182658
No I smell real good according to your auntie

>taking posts on 4chan seriously

>>150182277
kek

Soon

WE cannot follow THEM.

>>150182673
we have seen his skin and everything he says is unfortunately true

>>150182656

>>150182684
Sadly, I'm afraid :(

>>150182682
beautiful white woman

Lucas Tracy MMA: Khamzat Chimaev to submit Dricus Du Plessis in under 3 minutes

Don't go out in the sun without ya Dirty Diaper Sunblock, playa!

>>150182695

>>150182695
Big talk from a dude that would lose to DDP on an IFBB stage

What we thinking of cannonier vs mvp

>>150182718
damn those niggas dark

I have never heard Lucas Tracey speak

>LOSES to THE TIKTOKER
>SKIPS the MEDS
>SMOKES the CRACK
>LOSES the KIDS and WIFE
>ROBS the PHARMACY
>THROWN in the PRISON
>BECOMES the CRAZY VAGRANT
>DIES under the BRIDGE

>>150182718
im not thinking about it

>>150182718
hope jared takes him down and elbows his malteaser head into a smear of blood on the canvas

>>150182493
That Bulgarian job did a number on her

>>150182718
MVP finna land 33 significant strikes and win a split decision.

>>150182687
Fucking kek

>>150182716
Are you insinuating Lucas is only picking Khamzat because he's jealous of Dricus' muscles?

>>150182755
Stunning media literacy, anon. An upvote for you!

>>150182767
I dont get it

>>150182773
In that case I rescind my upvote.

>>150182773
he's calling you a feral badger human hybrid

laura sanko, a token bimbo, knows more about mma than YOU

What's your favorite chapter of Ulysses by James Joyce
I've recently really come around on Nausicaa

i have bigger boobs than laura sanko

>>150182801
jeemer the heemer and pleemer the weemer and teemer the zeemer

>>150182801
ask the other mexican, im a ganesque individual

>>150182808
is that you somalia

>>150182798
Laura Sanko would kick my ass you faggot. Respectfully.

>>150182798
um actually she graduated summa cum laude

>>150182824

Stately, plump Joe Rogan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of hashish on which a wrapping and a lighter lay crossed.

imagine tittyfucking Laura Sanko and then the world explodes

A ganesque sorta individual

>>150182854
pass

i watch obscure laura sanko mma analysis youtube videos and i will never stop

anyone watch a PPV alone at a bar before?

i watch obscure laura sanko tittyfucking videos

I could never be sexually attracted to DC's side hoe

>>150182900
why not?

I could be sexually attracted to DC's side boob

>>150182908
She's probably sucked his weird toad dick

>>150182891
nah but i watched gooby vs aldo through the glass walls of a bar since they were charging a cover charge (foh).
was cringe seeing all the facebook normies that never heard of mma before walk out going "wtf thats it?" kek

>>150182841
I recognize him

Tittyfucking is lke 69ing, it stops being neat a few years in

>>150182930
doesnt sound bad. i wanna try and go to an actual event like that but i dont have any friends.

>>150182951
you're supposed to go for a few minutes b

>Dricus Duplesis now an agent of the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance (BSAA), is dispatched to Kijuju in West Africa. He and his new partner Sheva Alomar are tasked with apprehending Ricardo Irving before he can sell a bio-organic weapon (BOW) on the black market.

>>150182966
My chest gets sore irregardless

just heard Dricus is fighting kaiju

Dricus weems Mothra

>>150182978
Ohhh pause!!!!

met holloway

sex gifs

>>150182718
I think the really dark one wins

>>150183031
>canadian
>asian
Why does this happen so often

>>150183037
read this in james vick's voice

>>150183031
holy shit that's Cody fucking Steele

>>150183062
Who the hell is Cody Steele?

>>150183067
That's his pseudonym

>>150181831
chills

Kody "Cody" Steele

>>150183031
You really didn't have to line anything out bappa

>>150183077
unironically this is what's convinced me ngubu is a bad person

>>150183077
least horny immigrant

Geeked up training UFC all day

>>150183079
is that the guy that jon jones subbed in 2 minutes?

Lyoto Machida would fuck Gane up

GDS

Gane Did Submit

Cory will end the merab meme once and for all

My girlfriend heemed the toilet 3 times today

The mere mention of Gane sends the asspisstranny into a flare of GDS.

when the HW title fight begins Tom and Gane will sprint at each other full speed and crash into each other for a simultaneous knockout and Waldo Costa-Acosta will be lowered down from the rafters and be declared undisputed champ

>>150183234
*gulp* ganebros how do we respond

>>150183212
b you know you have 3 brazilian heavyweights in the top 15 you could support instead of gane
don't you have any faith in them

is strickland allowed to even attend ufc events to watch?

>>150183295
he was at UFC BJJ the other day

I absolutely despice English """people"""
>>150183202
Any pics lad?

bro said despice

>>150183315
???
That's how it's spelled in Aus you pikey cunt

>>150183245
prolly by sucking a cock

wtf its real

no it's not

tomala come from the suburbs

NTA but inded it is

nashian, even

We need to boycott the ufc

>>150183031
Kody?!

>>150183420
okay have fun

is there any mma foighter with 69iq?

>>150183245
It's Darren Till b

I unironically have an IQ of 130 and I don't see how it benefits me. I'm 33 years old and still don't make > $100k, don't have a life partner, haven't sired conquerors, don't own my own home, and have a 2.2 undergrad GPA.

>>150183446
iq only matters at max effort. at medium effort iq doesn't really make a difference

>>150183470
Good point. I am lazy.

>>150183446
you are depressed because you lack status
those are all arbitrary metrics that are unoriginal, and frankly, perpetuated by women
make your IQ work for you, do what your soul wills you to do
remember, theres a white male for everything

if schaub has figured out dricus is the goat, none of you have an excuse

>>150183478
I'm not white but I appreciate the advice. Thanks, anon.

>>150183497
>I'm not white
*spits*

many have defeated israel adesanya. only dricus has beat The Last Stylebender

>>150183511
>>150183511
Paulo Costa got molested by him

>>150183530
why are blacks so gay

>>150183530
eumeng trash

>>150183540
come on bappa it was paulo on all fours dudes a peach cut a nigga some slack

>>150183504
I don't care what a neet thinks.

>the freak that’s been seething over bongs isn’t White
Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

time in the UK

Kody Steele time

>>150183594
Nobody likes you irl or on here. You think it's just one person is cope

Martin Buday.

If you're brown learn how to spell in the Kings English you ingrate.

Martin Koday Steele

>>150183497
well, that changes a lot
i would say, dont become the token black or brown in the golf course clubhouse
its all fake/gay, and you dont want to be embraced by those people anyways
most white people, you should be weary of because they are either after your girl or your money
learn your psychological profile if you dont know it already and embrace your masculine frame like juden peterstein says
this is just my 2 cents, im a kleptomaniac who likes hardcore stimulants and crown vics

dick kiss du féce finna get subbed out and was never good unfortunately cuz mma

>>150183692
shut up you ingrate

>>150183692
>im a kleptomaniac
I’m a Kodymaniac

>>150183692
Please stop posting

>>150183704
>>150183711
>>150183731
https://youtu.be/W_iB3rnq4j0?list=RDW_iB3rnq4j0

Geof neal

how is cannonier an underdog against the scrawny smellator bum

>>150183446
I need a mind to help conduct the operation.

Kody "handz of steele" Garbrandt

>>150183831
Watch Cannonier vs Izzy. It will be the same fight but even more boring

>>150183879
Chills.

Francis killed that kid, he killed his son and he killed the PFL! He's a BAD person and Dayna was RIGHT!

>>150183446
Anything between 115 and 140 is a curse. Extremely high rates of depression without true genius

im the only real heemer here

>UFC legend disagrees with Charles Oliveira’s decision to fight so soon after devastating KO...
Why do they make titles like this? I'm not gong to click your article to find out which le legend said what. Stupid retards.

>>150183910
What a useless retard nigger. And they wonder why they are going to be used for human fertilizer. Useless ugly nigger babies

>>150183888
>NOOO CODY DONT FLIPPIN DO IT!
>YOOO KEEP CODY AWAY FROM DAT SHIEEET FR (im white)
>PLS CODY!!!

>>150183912
I doubt every scientific Nobel winner had an IQ above 140, or even most of them. Like the Leaf said, you need a beach of a twerk ethnic.

>>150183910
I thought anons ITT were memeing when they said he wasn't at PFL Africa (I'd never watch that garbage).

Grandma got run over by a ford escort

it's going off in the catty again

how did not only did khabib jump the fence, but 2 niggas hopped in the cage despite millions of police and security in and around the ring?

We don't care what Europeans think any more. They've allowed their civilization to be taken over by Jihadist invaders. Until they sort that out, we have zero respect for them. Trying to argue with 90% of Europe is a waste of time. Their people are beyond demoralized. Intergenerational cucking has completely drained them of the will to stand up for anything virtuous, even the basic animal values of self-preservation. They are essentially told they must care for every foreigner, and many of them go along with it. Euros are educated in self-destructive nihilism from birth, and the fruit of this despondency is a complete spiritual collapse of the continent.

The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.

A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happen, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.

It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
/f1/ /cric/ /mlb/ /nfl/ /copalib/ /afl/ /heem/ /trans/ /epl/ /efl/ /hoc/ /cyc/ /bundes/

>>150183989
No one expected such uncivilized behavior.

Not watching Lucas Tracy, NEVER watching Lucas Tracy

>>150183989
ufc has been scripted since 2001

The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night,

At night (day n night)

Minge giving me grief heemsters

I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know

Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold

>rolls around almost butt naked with hundreds of men
>call it training
>too scared to leave house in fear of catching a cold

Sureeeeee.

Finna permaheem myself.

>>150184025
>>150184025
>>150184025

>>150184024
Please take me with you

>>150184018
The grief of human hearts is ubiquitous and incessant.