Thread 150180210

No Thursday game this weekend

>split guernsey
Real fucking limp

Accidentally made another thread

Good morning alf

Morning cup of joe rogan

>>150180473
Spastic NEET cunt fuckhead dumbarse idiot

Iggs losing was entirely predictable. What is it with shit teams always throwing away a win and finding ways to lose?

I miss the weekend

Toil looms.

lads it came home

Rdo today. I'm living the dream as a tradie

More like failey shit

>making out
pashing

>Albanese Government set to recognise the international statehood of Palestine within the week
Will Harry Sheezel and Todd Goldstein refuse to play the rest of the AFL season if/when this happens?

>>150181948
One of the first things ive agreed with albo on. Shame he also insists on unlimited 3rd world immigration

Any recommendations for car mechanics for Japanese cars? Eastern suburbs preferred

Crazy how a few weeks ago port beat West coast by 26 and the team and fans were accused of "celebrating like they had won the grand final by beating the bottom placed team" while crows just fall over the line by 9 points and all you hear is "Crows are the real deal wow"

im back fellas
how you lot been
saw pongos in the wild

First 'fee for the day

>be rising star
>go to norf
>ruin your career
>retire because you now hate footy
North should fold. No reason for this club to exist anymore. Even if their jumper with the kangaroo looks sweet

>>150182176
Crows didn't carry on like pork chops. Also they played like shit and still won. Eagles would have demolished Port yesterday.

Thinking Bane miss the 8

you're on notice. no more facebook screenshots

Grundy to miss this week against Geelong with concussion

Still thinking swans win

>Crows can't beat top 8 teams though and will get exposed in finals!
Last five weeks
Crows vs top 8 teams: 3-0
Pies against top 8 teams: 0-4

Thinking crows an absolute LOCK for the flag.

>>150182497
Hope Swans win. I think they'll be too fast on transition. Man I hate Geelong.

>>150182572
MY Grace

>>150182497
Going to be a tough game and a good tune up for finals

>>150182621
Lord knows cats need one. Last two games against top 8 sides they lost

Still can't believe the iggs even managed to win a game desu

>>150180646
Nescafe and leftover pizza. Fuck, I need to go outside, its almost midday

>>150182243
How many by days end?

>>150182717
Usually 3

Is top 8 cemented yet?

need a barely 18yo gf

lol
>>150181416

Fucking nonce scum

>>150182775
You have the 'gers beating the 'ats in the last round?

>anti-pie sperg already sperging out on Monday morning
Gonna be long week for that fuckhead moron kek

Cuppa decaf and a couple of rissoles for lunch. Lifes good.

finna gym innit

What's the read on Freo? Are they a contender now they've cracked the top 4?

>>150182736
Yes.
Dogs literally got rigged over peemons just to keep round 24 interesting.

>>150182736
Hopefully bane beat fred this week so we get play off kino

There’s actually a few really good games this round

>>150183316
Good teams don’t take 3 quarters to beat Carlton

speaking of good games i once fingered hex in a summer hill nightclub

I have a second job interview this arvo thanks for the well wishes on the first alf.

>>150181948
He just made it official

>>150183612
Based albo

>>150183316
>struggling to beat an incredibly depleted port side with nothing to play for
>losing for 3qtrs against a depleted Carlton side with nothing to play for
Fred are cooked.

>>150183632
based on what

suck me off

no but steven fellate

>>150183645
Based on making small hat wearers mad

>>150183509
Good luck mate, good on you for not being proud to sit around scamming neetbux like half the degenerate fuckheads in here

couldn't give two shits about the middle east
not my fucking problem

Had a busy morning, might have a nap

>>150183705
>the people causing the problems in the middle east control global finance and media
>their kin in Australia are responsible for expanding hate and discrimination laws and cracking down on free speech
>they cause others from the middle east with vastly different values and culture to move here, making our society less homogeneous and lower trust
It's your problem whether you like it or not

>>150183715
footy?

>>150183725
Yes mate love the footy

>>150183737
Good stuff, let’s talk about it then yah?

>>150183743
Have at it. I want to talk about other things right now. Not much footy on today

>>150183748
Where's the source for that news?

Youbfucking gorillas

>>150183758
the footy sports media

>>150183758
See >>150181948

>>150183752
Hey mate, you know there are TWO ENTIRE BOARDS TO DISCUSS POLITICS?

you blokes circumcised or not?

Why would I tell you

>>150183715
all that being true the middle east still isn't my fucking problem

>>150183773
you tell me

Dickface

WORLDS WORST FEAR CONFIRMED!
Al-BinNazi defies our beloved Jewish masters to side with vile terrorists!

>>150183844
regime change à la whitlam incoming

>>150183844
OY VEY WE NEED A LEADERSHIP SPILL

Are leftists based?

so are we going to hear about Israel's "illegal invasion" now or are the shekels, guns and domestic deference going to keep flowing?

based on what?

lift weights

>>150183844
sydneystan will be going crazy tonight with this news

ick

>noticing the crimes of the jew?
>you are... le muslim
recognise this tactic

just at the chemist you lads want anything?

>>150183985
>sex pest moustache
kek, this confirms he is bad for club culture

>>150183985
Grab us some protein lad if theres anything on spesh

>>150183985
meth mostly

>>150183985
Once I was at the chemist and creatine was on special so I grabbed a tub right where the sale sign was and bought it then at home I realised it was fucking glutamine (does nothing) which has been put in the wrong spot. Let me say, I was very upset and I spend a lot of time writing in my lifting journal about it.

>>150183985
GET.VACCINATED.

>>150183985
Mfw I turn my idols into rivals

Yeah I just wanted to ask those dropkicks on /afl/ if they have applied for TAFE yet

no but steven tafe

Just realised tafe is an acronym

>>150182736
I think GWS can lose to Suns and Dogs can beat Freo at Marvel and get in by %

>>150184069
Just woke up bruv.

>>150183985
Barley recognise him without the acne

>>150184142
total asshole fucked education

Tradie and other Failures Education

>>150184190
Good one!!!!

>>150181734
god australia has a vile culture, absolutely sick of it

>>150181734
>How can someone move on so quickly?
Welcome to women, buddy. While you're still torn up about an ended relationship weeks later and questioning whether it was right to end it she was taking a new dick two nights after you broke up.

>>150184258
Just heard Albo is going to recognise Palestine too! -- I'm done, packing my bags.

>>150183985
I used to use ON gold standard when I was fit and this made me curious to see how much they are now. The 2kg tubs are now $160 rrp. Fuck me, that's over 50% more than I used to pay.

The real question is why it took war and a terror group to bring about this decision.

>>150184317
at least 3 wars
there was yom kipur and the seven day war too, this was just one of the longest and it was all kicked off by hang gliders

>Accidental dick contact as player falling
>No one cares or even mentions it
>AFL launches a full investigation on the recommendation of the match review panel who noticed it
Launching an investigation over nothing is legitimately gayer than fucking intentionally touching another player's cock. Who the fuck was reviewing the footage and thought that needed to be investigated?

>>150184370
>match review panel
>reviews the match
thats their job

>>150183985
tahlia gf thanks

Damn weather is already getting warmer.

Live chase

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184379

>>150184398
>Notices dick incidental contact as player falls
What exactly are they looking for during their review?

>>150184422
It's where news comes from now, faggot. You'd prefer a screenshot from the website of some dead media newspaper?

why does heeney look so old and feminine these days?

>We have our own Hopoates incident
Oh no /afl/ bros, not sure how we can hang shit on /nrl/ anymore...

>>150184465
>Brushing someone's dick as you fall and try to steady yourself is the same as intentionally shoving your finger up the ass of another player on three separate incidents
kill yourself.

>>150184472
Penetrating someone is arguably less gay than touching their penetrating tool.

>>150184459
>We need to 'do more' about toxic masculinity and male aggression!

>>150184482
meant for
>>150184370

>>150184480
>rugby cope

>>150184459
I didn't realise my wife was a swans supporter.

>>150184456
go back

>>150184427
Good sign finals is just around the corner. Footy training late august/september used to be mint. Nice smells.

>>150184456
yes mate twitter screenshot of Herald Sun employees and related businesses are now where you get news.

you boffin

>>150180210 (OP)
>No Thursday game this weekend
wait why
>2 games on friday instead
fucks sake
at least only one of them is worth watching

>>150184459
kek, that security lady doesnt even want to know about the two chicks scraggin

>>150184563
Bad signs my comfy rainy winter is almost over. No more getting rugged up with a hoodie and uggies.

Some sperg worse than us is flooding /sp/ again, we might be on the front page again.

Behave yourselves.

>>150184576
>lady

hmmmmmm

>>150184370
>"accidental" dick touch
brisgay lmao

>>150184586
was wondering what happened when i saw 20 threads when i searched the catalogue

new blonde pawg at the gym today
fuck i love arse so much bros
normalising girls building a booty is the one and only redeeming feature of modernity

Anyone have the cheek willie rioli photo? or the disappointed liam ryan photo?

>>150184616
>booty
FOY

had a dream that turned lucid and in the last 10 seconds i fucked a german milf before i woke up pretty based

>>150184621
Seems like a waste of a lucid dream desu. Could have done anything.

>>150184625
no but steven elucidate

>>150184625
this
people who think/care too much about sex are invariably boring, dull and unambitious

>>150184570
The Herald Sun employee posted his scoop on twitter. It's where news comes from now. Deal with it.

>>150184533
Faggot retard.

>>150184422
>>150184456
>>150184570
There should be a global rule that posting tw*tter screenshots should result in a ban like /a/ does.

Reddit already does this, why don't e?
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281315068/

>>150184625
it was lucid for a tiny amount of time only sadly
also when in a dream i don't really think normally

>>150184650
>The Herald Sun employee posted his scoop on twitter. It's where news comes from now. Deal with it.
(USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>150184656
>We should ban discussion like reddit does
Why don't you go there and not talk about things if you like that so much?

>>150184370
>lions player in question
eric hipwood
>swans player in question
half time auskicker

>>150184697
so true

mainstream media is already fucking trash and twitter is somehow even worse, not to mention most shitter screenshots are just terrible annoying bait and not even remotely close to "news"

>>150184679
>We should ban discussion like reddit does
4chan has done this since its inception, i.e you can get board for posting off-topic.
Also its not "ban[ning] discussion", its banning screenshots from an absolute garbage site that is just ragebait and bots
>unironically defending tw*tter posting
Even /v/ of all places bans tw*tter posting
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/516600313/#516600313

>>150184656
based but /a/ is shit and just has the same threads over and over
they need a manga board but refuse to make one

women control journalism in australia these days, no wonder it's just bait and hot topic garbage pulled from social media

>>150184726
>based but /a/ is shit and just has the same threads over and over
First day on /sp/? This board is majority generals

imagine being able to get any pussy in the country and ending up wit this plastic haggard mutt

>Escaping from the big rig (truck) and hijacking another truck (american)
Kinda kino.

>>150184736
she's not in high school at least, so that's some personal development on his part

>>150184459
pov you dont have any pride paraphernalia during a sydney game

>>150184736
proof bailey sniff is a faggot

>>150184719
What exactly do you want people to be discussing in this thread right now? Would would you be satisfied with?

>>150184736
they are perfect for each other

this cunt gets into an absolute tizzy when someone posts something he doesn't like
if you just shut the fuck up everyone would forget about and move on

>>150184731
Yes, which are mostly self-contained. /a/ banned generals but now instead has pseudo generals which are the same shit daily.

get fucked worthless arsehole faggot cunt dog

>>150184752
What does he like though? All he does is complain about everything. I wanna know what he actually wants people to post.

>>150184744
meth and meth accessories mostly

>>150184736
he's ugly though

at least rulescunt doesn't cry for hours

>>150184736
bloody hell women are hideous post 25

>>150184765
No, he just cries for endlessly for intervals across years.

>>150184767
meant 25 surgeries

this was the incident that got reported
as a bane customer, kind of fair that this is getting investigated, wtf is he doing

>>150184780
Post it in motion.

>>150184780
>gayfl

>>150184638
thanks mate appreciate it

nrl players do full thrusts when the defender is over them lol

>>150184780
sets footy back 20 years in qld

>>150184783
not watching that game again mate
wish i stayed home rather than going, i didn't even get to see the fight even though it was only two sections away from where i sit. i even saw the seccie in the video that was in front of me at the ground.

>>150184736
basically the female version of him

>>150184786
don't make me bring up john hopoate nrlsperg

>>150184780
DO NOT let nrlel see that

>>150184780
>GAYfl
Hahahahahahahaha

*points at a nice handsome fella

>>150184780
just a cheeky oil check

don't try getting out of your gay episode by posting sheilas /gayfl/

you are gay
your sport is gay
embrace it

>>150184780
Why is the AFL so gay?

>>150184780
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>GAYFL

Where australia n men pick winning nver for cuckholding

fyfe retired btw

look at him go

celebrate "fyfey's" career by kicking it into the behind post from 35m out dead in front

>>150184855
>retires with boak
hmmmm..........

>>150184847
>>150184855
ive seen his dick

>>150184859
then shave your penis, scrotum and bum and snap a pic

the virgin fuckin dog known as fyfe

>>150184862
didn't know perth steamworks was in our perth

>>150184847
>>150184855
we never found out if the rumour was true

>>150184877
https://bearsperth.com/
actually, the new nrl club is where it happens

>>150184878
We never got peer-reviewed, academic sources

>>150184887
Source for this claim?

>>150184855
>one of the best
Reckon this irked him a little.

nrlsperg will defend this

>20+ years ago
bit desperate there mate

shane yarran not taking the news well

>>150184897
Would be pretty disrespectful to Pav to call Fyfe the best ever. Neale too but everyone thinks of him as a Lion so not even sure if he counts.

>>150184907
that guy still around?

>>150184911
went walkabout havent seen him for a while

>>150184907
quite interesting how the poorly literated seem to have words fall out like that

>>150184907
he's right
the purple maggots should be disbanded along with st kilda

great players win flags
simple as

>>150184927
>gary ablett wasn't great

>>150184887
no but steven essay iykwim haha

>>150184930
only jr

>>150184930
yep he never stood up and said come with me boys ill take you to the promised land

6 Melbourne teams
1 Greater Geelong team
2 QLD teams
2 NSW teams
2 SA teams
2 WA teams
1 Tasmania team

>>150184935
only to that one girl in a hotel iykwim haha

>>150184936
Based.

4 Vic teams
1 SA team
1 WA team
2 NSW teams
1 QLD team
1 Tas team
2x round-robin season, every team played twice, home and away

>>150184938
no but steven ejaculate

return to 16 teams return to innocence

CREASING
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNNNaBcxtdR/

>>150184954
>this has been inside kath

12 vic teams
10 sa teams
8 wa teams
6 tas teams

>>150184930
>Play in four grand finals including one where you kick 9 goals and win the Norm Smith
>No premiership
Ouch.

>>150184954
>People were making fun of the size
desu that seems fine, especially flaccid.

>>150184780
>gayfl

>>150184762
nah he's legit handsome desu no homo, even when not looking like a sex pest

>>150184971
nate caddys mum looks like this?

>>150184972
you're thinking of little nick dal santo

>>150184971
this woman was a crying little infant when carlton last won the premiership

>>150184992
Nah, he was barred up and small so that made sense. Riewoldt was also called small too.

>>150184980
also, i found in the image artefacts that he wears invisalign braces

>>150184998
>she

>>150184998
go saints btw

>>150184855
F
>>150184897
>>150184910
Yeah, it's pretty hard to say which of Pav/Fyfe was better. Both amazing players. If didn't miss 10 games a year with injuries he'd probably pip Pav and have at least one more brownlow. He technically won it in 2014 too but was suspended.

>>150185016
>tfw no viet cafe waitress gf with a passing interest in football

>>150184780
OH NONONONONONONO!!!!

bit early innit

did ralphy just iykwim us haha

Hey lads, what's the go with emergency plumber rates?
I had a shower that wouldn't stop last night so I called one that is on my fridge - "$100 off if you mention this magnet". So I call and he says it's a $395 call out fee. They come over and replace the spindles - it took about 15 minutes. Then he says that will be $2500!!? And immediate Payment! They wouldn't leave until I gave them almost all the money I have in my account (unusually high at the moment) - $2000. I don't have a credit card. (I am unemployed and studying.)
I'm really hoping the landlord pays me back asap, or I'm going hungry for a while.
Is this normal???

>>150180210 (OP)
>nonceinavan

>>150185048
Your landlord probably isn't going to reimburse you that. You're supposed to call them or your real estate agency when emergencies occur. They'll have their preferred contractors they get discounts with.

>>150185043
Ralphy is micksperg, the odd hours, not knowing anything about footy, being an alcoholic. It all makes sense now.

>>150184780

>>150184804
kek

>>150185057
LOL!

>>150184855
I really never saw him play, never watched Freo games at all

>>150185061
you are a genuine rockspider.

he's not me retard

>>150184954
bwc

>>150184190
LMAO

We should try to export/promote the AFL in non-grey European counties. Many already enjoy rugby, I bet they'd like Aussie rules football too

let me take you to da movies shorty

>>150185023
no but steven hao long bay iykwim haha

>>150184999
Riewoldt has a big frame so proportionally small. Just big people problems.

i need a real man's man to bend me over and spank my arse

>>150184999
fuck off demoralisation jew

fuck off twitter cunt

>>150185099
nick daicos

not getting enough replies on auspol tonight champ?

>>150185099
noncery

not getting enough replies on /nrl/ tonight champ?

>>150185100
I'm not trying to demoralise anyone. The people that were saying he was small in the first place were.
Unless you're talking about Dal Santo. He was definitely on the small side from memory.

>>150185112
pics please

>leave one post in /afl/
>watch all the desperate rats fight over it

my work here is done

>>150185119
I don't have it and am not interested in searching for it.

>>150185125
cringe

noticer is a jewish demoralisation psyop

>>150184780
AFL has confirmed NO CASE TO ANSWER.
Still picture is an optical illusion, no poofter shit happens in /afl/.

>>150184980
>>150184736
she looks like his sister

>jewish
>demoralisation
>psyop

>Two [Norf] members have been banned from AFL & AFLW games for 12 months after throwing bottles towards a goal umpire in Round 21. They are also suspended from any other events at Marvel Stadium.

>"Umpires play such an important role in our game and are owed a safe workplace. North Melbourne strongly supports the AFL's actions and has since reached out to the members to say they will also have their club memberships suspended for 12 months." Club statement.

>>150185136
built for chol

>>150185136
His sister is much hotter desu.

>>150185133
ah yes the jews want you to notice them and call them out for their behaviour

crucify umpires and burn the cross

>>150185136
Based bunnings tits.

isn't it weird that geelong falcons play their home games at werribee?

for me, its the newcastle falcons

*blows yuor fuckin head off pew pew

>>150185149
Gay

blakey didnt complain which means he liked i t

>>150185150
the jews want you to believe theyre basically unstoppable, yes

shitney are a fucking disgrace to afl

Peak NPC Sheeple Australian Male Core:
-poker
-fishing
-being a tradie
-drinking lager
-driving a 'ute' (pigfat truck)
-wearing flannelette
-having a mustache
-going to the barber

>>150185111
no but terrell may iykwim haha

>>150185181
>-poker
>-drinking lager
>-wearing flannelette
I do these

I have a moustache but it actually looks good

lager is yummy
flannos are comfy
utes are practical
moustache grows in spite of what i want

Do employers reject sick certificates from pharmacies? My workplace wants us to get a certificate for one day off. Seems rough, every other place I've worked you only needed a certificate if you have 2+ days off sick. And they said they don't accept certificates from online GPs. Again, pretty rough if you just need a day off to rest from a cold, expecting you to go and see a GP. I figure if I get an irl certificate from the pharmacy it should be fine

>>150185181
peak noticer-tier jewish demoralisation core:
this post
antitradiesperg
mickhead

But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father [God] forgive your trespasses.

>>150185195
Just get one from an online doctor like qoctor. They're legal and employers have to accept them. $15 for an appointment.

>>150185195
>they said they don't accept certificates from online GPs
Is this even legal?

>>150185195
>And they said they don't accept certificates from online GP
They can't decline those. They're legal.

>>150185199
They don't accept certificates from online GPs. I used to do this all the time at my previous workplace.

>>150185204
Apparently. As long as it's clearly stated in the contract.

>>150185195
i would try and get deathly ill on purpose and shit my pants and get my pooey hands on everything just to prove a point

>>150185209
Where do you work mate

cfmeu would never allow that

>>150185195
play ball then
if im going to the doctor for a medical cert then instead of 1 day off ill take 4

>>150185211
ASIO

>>150185145
every time

NEETs > wagies > tradies > glowies

>>150185214
nah just the vax

>>150185195
>one day
stat dec that shit and if they argue shoot them capitalist pigs

i cant stop watching porn

Literally who?

>>150185242
what's your preference

do you think collingwood will get out of their slump, commiepoof?

does josh lai?

*clears throat*
Fuck tradies.

post the webm

>>150185228
BREAK IN STAKEOUT TELL IT IN CODE
EVERYTHING'S LEGAL
ANYTHING GOES
THE NIGHT'S GETTING DARKER AND AN ILL WIND BLOWS
YOUR LIFE'S IN A DATABANK AT ASIO

>>150184742
>>150184762
>>150184767
>mfw all this cope and seethe

Why are incels so obsessed with nazism and communism?

>>150185195
https://www.tiktok.com/@the.tiser/video/7127934376507198722

>>150185248
yea we will molest adelaide, we are just trolling cunts lol, people actually think we are gone hahaha

>>150185259
his missus is ugly as fuck mate
why would he settle for that shit unless he just wanted a beard

>>150185233
nice try loser it's actually
tradies>wagies>neets>glowies

>>150185264
not worried about the injuries?

FUMING already

>>150185195
Would be going to fair work tbqhwyl.

>>150185265
>missus
>not just a pump n dump
this is your brain om inceldom. maybe rc was right about at least one thing

>>150185247
gay fisting

>>150185270
nah mate we're fine

Callum Ah Chee to Adelaide
Sam Draper to Brisbane

Imagine being unemployed. Fucking pathetic.

>>150185280
got confused, sent sid draper to bane instead

he's fucking BOILING typical tradie can't control his temper

>>150185281
oi mate you got a license for that flu?

>>150185280
ah chee has been shithouse this year, why would adelaide want him

>>150185209
They cannot decline them. On what legal grounds are they claiming they do not accept them?
If a doctor's certificate includes the doctor’s name, registration number, date of consultation, recommended leave duration, statement confirming unfitness for work and their signature then there's nothing they can do to decline it. It does not matter whether it was received through an online consultation or not and that's a fucking ridiculous and arbitrary expectation. Give them one and tell them you didn't feel well enough to leave the house and threaten legal action if they escalate it. They won't.

>>150185195
My old employer used to accept sick certs from pharmicies. A sick cert was $20 and I made 25 an hour so I saw it as a fair tax to get a free sick day.
Then my local pharmacy upped it to 26 and my work still paid me 25 so I fucking quit.

Theiving exploititive kike country.

>>150185295
>do this
>get unrelated "performance review"

>>150185280
I think Ah Chee depends on whether Starcevich stays or leaves. If Starcevich stays they'll let Ah Chee go, if not they'll match the salary Adelaide are offering and keep him.

>>150185295
Based Union Rep Chad

>>150185298
>get paid out for unfair dismissal
Sounds crisp to me.

>>150185297
maybe you shouldn't have worked minimum wage at a scum company like colesworth that refused to increase your wage in line with inflation but was sure to increase the price of your groceries

>boss said he'd put me on a Performance Improvement Plan
>told him I'd put him on a Poop in Pants LMAO

>>150185304
Most of us don't have a lot of choice. I failed uni so am now in training and making even less. Once I'm upskilled hopefully I can afford to rent a house iykwim haha

i wouldn't survive in the employed world. i'm just such a useless fuckhead spastic who fucks something up every day

>abo
>going to the crows
lol

>>150185298
While I wouldn't put this passive aggressive shit past some employers assuming his performance is fine aside from taking a sick day there's legitimately nothing they can do and it's more trouble than it's worth for them to pursue it in this manner unless he's a chronically awful employee they want to get rid of.

>>150185305
bruh hahaha

>boss leaves his clothes hanging in the staff bathroom when he goes for a run
>take an enormous dump every time he leaves them there
>smells like my shit for the rest of the day

>>150185305
Based Undercover NEET

>>150185312
alri micksperg

he's not me retard

lol

>>150185325
no but steven ndia

Got a real bubbler of a Collingwood brewing.

>be too sick for work
>have to call someone on the phone to tell them you are sick
>you pay them
>they believe you and tell your work you aren't lying

its all a bit jewey isnt it

>>150185335
kek so true fellow kekistani! MAGA!

>>150185339
Crisp retard.

do you think its unfair simon was sacked after a goodwin?

>>150185358
lmao

more like simen says you cant fire me i quit lmao

>>150185358
no but steven may

>>150185338
It actually should be illegal to ask for a sick certificate on your days off.
While most workplaces call it "sick leave", it's actually personal leave and you can use it for whatever you want.
Employers won't tell you this either but you are entitled to 2 days of bereavement leave each year if you lose someone close to you and need to attend a funeral.
This does not come out of your personal leave, you employer has to pay you this on-top of whatever other leave you have accrued.

No businesses advertise this though because they want you to dig into your personal leave to save them money because frankly, if they weren't legally obligated to, they wouldn't pay you a damn cent on days off regardless of the reason.

Know your rights.

Anyone else huffing poppers?

>>150185358
without context it's very funny they sacked him after 83 point win over the bottom team then a week later that same bottom team pushes the league leaders all the way and only loses it in the last 5 minutes

>>150185365
no but poppy boltz

no one actually thinks the crows is the best team though
they had a rigged fixture

>>150185364
>It actually should be illegal to ask for a sick certificate on your days off.
I think it's obscene. You're entitled to those days off so there should be no obligation to show them. Your word should be enough but funnily enough trust only goes one way in the employer-employee relationship.

Geelong are gonna win the flag

Paxy Paxman

>be decent emloyee
>literally never been asked for a sick certificate unless it involed fitness to work after significant injury

bet they would change their minds if you could cash sick days in

>>150185171
>$149.97 + Delivery
>Free delivery with $150+ Spend

be a workCAN not a workCANT

I once took a sickie because I didn't have enough money to put fuel in my car to go to work.

>>150185379
Depends on the employer. One employer never asked at all and my word was enough. Another employer insisted on one even if it was just missing one day and you apparently wouldn't get paid for sick days for which you didn't provide a certificate. I always had one though.
I was a high-performing employee in both roles so it wasn't performance based either, just shitty job vs non-shitty job.

>>150185387
Why did you spend all your money before filling up your car ya dingus

>>150185364
>>150185373
Pretty sure you can statutory declaration any sick leave. No doctor's certificate required.

>>150185396
I thought West Coast were due for a win so put everything on them.

>take sick day
>*lines up for a jp*

>boss asks for medical cert
>send him this:
https://youtu.be/iabM_Xl-VQ0
>doesnt ask again

>>150185401
Employers do have the right to request evidence for sick leave. They do not have a right to request further information regarding the specifics of the illness or decline a medical certificate as evidence.

>>150185400
a lot of words to say You certainly may not

Feels like Bucks will be the Demons coach. I'll miss him in his media roles because he's one of the few talking heads in footy media I actually like.

>>150185430
>Employers do have the right to request evidence for sick leave
So a picture of a thermometer, spew bucket or pooey loo should suffice?

>>150185438
bucks is an emotionless robot as much as I love simmo I hope he gets back into coaching as well

working in a small crew of tradies is infinitely better than some wagie cagie officeslop job where you have to deal with hr are roastie drama

>boss asks why im not at work
>tell him IM DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
>he says I CAN SEE INSIDE YOU, THE SICKNESS IS RISING
>laugh and meet up the pub for bevos haha shit was cash

>>150185438
>>150185447
Only Ken can heal Clayton Oliver's heart and get him back on track.

darcy moore is demanding to get the henry smith match up next time they play brisbane

>>150185450
>/r/thathappened

>>150185450
HOLY FUCKING BASED

the kinda shit you niggas think is cool

>>150185448
>implying there is drama in tradie jobs
LOL, LMAO

i feel as though i am going down a very dark path

You have been chosen for a higher calling to play for the West Coast Eagles.

>>150184780
Saw the video just now. The guy getting fingered gave the Brisbane guy a sack pat first.
All in all, just some non-homo fun between the bros.

>>150185481
https://www.bunnings.com.au/products/lighting-electrical/outdoor-lighting/solar-lights/path-lights-bollards

>>150185491
>Saw the video just now.
Where? Post it or a link.

>>150185492
>>150185460
look at this guy, hes a fucking comedian. i didn't know dave "hughesy" hughes posted here.

What is your wife cooking for your dinner tonight, lads?

>>150185484
The idealisation of tradie work disregards how physically demanding the work is, that tradies can and do get career ending industries. Not to mention that as you get older, you are less able to do the work and are more prone to injury.

Not to mention that there's always the issue of having to chase payment from customers. In Australia and (Victoria especially) there have building company collapses. Contractors/subcontractors can have completed work but then never have any hope of getting paid.

>>150185448
>>150185478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy7kHTQBvmo

Nice and drama free.

>>150185509
saw on the news some young tradie died on the work site the other day

>>150185509
Should be "injuries", not "industries"

>antitradiesperg is illiterate but claims tradies are somehow dumber than him
kwab

>>150184736
Do you think at a certain point when you can get with any guy or chick you want the only thing that gets you off is dating other very high status people?

>>150185497
360.

>>150185523
but do you have a wife?

SoO is back on the menu, boys
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2025-state-of-origin-set-to-return-in-2026-details-of-western-australia-vs-victoria-game-when-will-it-be-played-latest-news/news-story/69bbd26ff192908cd2ee420ae394d6b3

>>150185516
>two fuck heads acting like children
yep they're tradies

>>150185509
milk iykwim haha

>>150185541
Victoria will wipe the floor with them kek

Looks like the adf is my only option

DIE COLLINGWOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

so basically none of you have a wife? how sad.

>>150185548
one can only hope

Was Steve Irwin based or cringe?

>>150185509
>Contractors/subcontractors can have completed work but then never have any hope of getting paid.
Then they get to go there and collect their materials. Rather cathartic really. Meanwhile when wagies get screwed over they need to smile as Janice from HR smuggly talks shit about you as any further issues will mean she fires you.

>>150184780
afl is not beating the allegations

>>150185555
John Williamson's song as they're loading up the ute at his funeral was real kino.

so this thread is just a bunch of young virgins talking shit while actual men have to foot the bill for their autism medication

There's probably a 40 year old virgin in here

>>150185557
>Then they get to go there and collect their materials
The materials that they already used in the job itself. Like they can magically turn mixed and poured concrete into its separate components.

You completely disregard the number of state and federal law income protections that employees have.

Even by /afl/ standards, your post lacks any logical or basic knowledge

I may be a virgin but I’m not young so jokes on you

Big brown COCK in and around my ARSEHOLE

anyone wanna play a bit of minecraft?

>>150185557
>buy materials
>put in labour to do the job
>dont get paid
>go back put in more labour
>damage product to prove a point
tradies ladies and gentlemen

>>150185579
>tell boss im bown cock around my asshole
>asks for a medical ceretificater
>COCK, not CROOK, MORON

cant decide between big arch or a zinger kebab

>>150185579
FUCKING
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

brown cock on the fire
fearless on my breath
cock cock is a bernb
gentle brown cock
shakes my prostate higjer

>gayfl posting starts
>cock posting starts
very interesting

i think i have outgrown this place. the asinine ramblings and lack of original content just dont cut it anymore.

>>150185621
Your family loves (You), Jesus saves.

>buy brown cock
>put in brown cock to do the job
>dont get cum
>go back put in more brown cock
>damage anus to prove a point
brown cock ladies and gentlemen

aaiiiiii i'm so bored, all i wanna do is hop into bed and sleep

>>150185567
>so this website is just a bunch of young virgins talking shit while wagies have to foot the bill for their autism medication
so? I'm not young or a virgin tho

>no thursday night footy
>its cause aflw is on

I will not watch the AFLW. It is as simple as that. I will simply not watch it.

>>150185660
is there any criccy on? could you check please

imagine if people started throwing dildos onto the field during aflw games

Remembered ep of Millionaire Hot Seat where Eddie McGuire was quizzing a blind lady and he was directly telling her to lock in answer C for a free 10K rather than making her guess
What a good man he is :)

>>150185670
dykes would probably start going to town on each other

>>150185516
>shitcunt builder doesn't pay what he owes
>tradie goes and takes back what hasn't been paid for
based as fuck. handling shit like a man instead of some corporate drone.

>>150185651
Dollfucker’s name was Joe all this time.

>>150185576
>Like they can magically turn mixed and poured concrete into its separate components.
ever heard of a jackhammer you fucking sperg?

>>150185676
Groomer fucks

>>150185674
>clear cut court win
>uses time that could have been used to make more money
>chucks product off the roof breaking it
epic tradie win

>>150185670
Would tune in to see someone cop a dildo to the head.

>>150185690
tune into your bedroom

You'll cop a concussion to the head if I don't see you at Bell St Maccas in 15 minutes loser

i just ate 12 krispy kreme donuts

>>150185694
It’ll take me about 25, cunt. See you there.

>>150185701
based jordan de goey

>>150185701
Crisp-y

hell be jordan de gooey when i suck him off iykwim haha

>>150185689
>um excuse me thir but according to subsection 3 byline 4a and subclause d explained in appendices 12 and 15 respectively this is improper and i will now spend 15k and 2 years in court reclaiming monies lost on this 4k job
god you're fucking NERD

the funniest part is the patels new build gets delayed whilst two white tradies fight

the read
https://libgen.gs/edition.php?id=151057647

>>150185701
ate half of one once. was nice, got a buzz.
ate a full one about 6 months later, not a fan anymore

>>150185701
tried that once when i tried to eat 10k kcal in a day and failed after about 8

Just ate 12 krispy kocks, lads

>>150185734
You got a buzz from half a donut?

>>150185738
sugar is like crack to fat cunts

>>150185735
bluds no annie

Are chemists who make you wait 15 to 30 fucking minutes for a script taking the piss? Some sort of humiliation ritual? They're not making the medicine there, just taking it off the shelf and putting a label on it. Holy shit, why does this take so fucking long? Yes I'm fucking seething. Fuck chemists. Cunts.

>>150185745
Not that big of a deal to leave and come back.

>>150185745
they gotta deal with all the fuck heads getting medical certs

>>150185745
Glorified checkout chicks.

is there anything you don't hate?

You lads got finals fever yet?

Glorified hammer swingers.

>>150185758
Luv me dosn.

>>150184316
Each scoop is 30g
66 scoops in 2kg
Each scoop has 100 calories or so

So that's 6600 calories for $160. 1650 calories for $40, 825 calories for $20, 412.5 calories for $10. People actually buy this when they could literally just drink milk. Further proof that gym / lifting culture is completely fucking retarded.

>>150185738
I eat clean. very little processed food.

For me, it's over-the-counter medicine that you literally just have to ask for to receive. No questions, no advice. What's the point? Just put it on the shelf.

Don't eat to live, live to eat.

>>150185745
>chemists
add them to the list, though I think he means pharmacists

>>150185767
for me its gate keeping the one thing that kills a cold
fucking cunts

>>150185766
oh yeah? you hero. wanna fucken medal?

>>150185767
My chemist grilled me with around 8 questions when I wanted cough medicine.

>>150185766
youre a little faggot

>>150185589
>Smash shit up while the owner is crying inside and calls the cops
>Cops arrive and side with you
>Get to smash their shit up to your heart's content
Very therapeutic.

>>150185774
as long as the medal isn't a krispy kreme donut.

Lot of gripes with society eh?

>>150185778
>the tradie fantasised as he jerked his turgid cock

>>150185689
Doesn't matter. Next person who hires them is going to pay for it.

>ask for ventolin
>get lectured
What do you think I’m gonna do with the inhaler? Spray it up my arse?

>>150185763
you buy whey for protein not calories

tradeez nuts lmao

>>150185794
no whey get fucked fuck off lmaooooo

NO BUT STEVN WEHY LOL

>>150185745
They need to double check that it isn't going to kill you. Ring up the clinic and confirm with the doctor that they meant to prescribe X even though it'll interfere with Y and then and only then can they give you the goods.

lmao at that loser fuckhead talking about "i eat clean" what the fuck is clean food dickhead? if i put soap on big mac, does that make it "clean food" hahah you fucking spastic faggot i bet youre a tradie

So you guys don't have finals fever?

>>150185803
HOWLING

>>150185815
NO BUT STEVEN FINALE LMAO

>>150185815
I just think that’s the aids.

Anyone wanna complain about the licensing centre?

>>150185825
NO BUT STEVEN GAY IYKWIM HAHA

>>150185817
>tan boots

>>150185810
how would they know what other drugs you're taking unless you buy them all at the same place?

somebody has had too much red cordial again

BUTTFUCKING

cunt the fuck up spackies

If someone poked me up the butt I would be shocked and then try to move on quickly without causing a fuss.

no u

I actually am looking forward to finals to be honest

>>150185850
what if it was a girl though?

>>150185853
Oh? I think someone's got finals fever.

I’m looking forward to the season being over so I can cope that Essendon won’t be shit next year.

im looking forward to the end of footy because this year has been abysmal shit
maybe next year will be better

>>150185794
Nobody needs so much protein that they need to waste money on a product that contains 24g per 100 calories. Get a better diet.

Essendon will be awful next year

It's the hope that gives you hope

essendon will be overtaken by north next year

>north
Nothing surer than them being utterly hopeless.

essendon will come good soon
their depth will be crazy with the afl experience of all their rookies

i speak for all collingwood supporters when i say we need to sack mcrae and sign bucks before melbourne snap him up

essendon get too much attention for a mediocre team

Craig McRrae seems to be a weird bloke

soon.

>>150185884
I don't know what that is

>>150184316
>>150185763
>>150185794
Literally just eat peas.

https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-simply-snap-frozen-peas-1kg-399067

The $160 tub of whey protein (2.27kg) contains 1,750 grams of protein.
You can easily get that for ~$84 by eating peas. 58 grams per $2.80 packet, so you only need 30 packets. Can cook them, make them into a soup, etc. Extremely versatile.

peas are yucky

crazy the reputational damage one dashcam video has done to tradies in this community

>>150185893
ngmi

>>150185731
i had lost the libgen domain, cheers based architecturesperg

I like peas

if youre from worst australia, FUCK OFF. this is an east coast thread until 10pm EST

*pees on you*

>>150185889
Peas don't have a complete amino acid profile

>Put some peas in the mash potatoes
Feeling strong like a farmer already.
The wife wants you nice and strong so you can plow the fields both day and night, iykwim, haha.

>>150185898
>reputational
sorry meant to say irreversible*

>>150185864
i'm on ~220g protein a day. i'm not going to start drinking 5L+ of milk every fucking day.
>>150185889
>peas
dogshit bioavailability

>>150185920
rip kidneys

Simply drinking milk will take care of all your daily protein requirements.

>>150185922
haha he likes that milk

>>150185920
>i'm on ~220g protein a day.
This will be interesting. Post stats (or even picture).

2-3 bottles of milk should be no problem for a big lad like yourself. If you need that much protein the kj from the milk should help you maintain the weight.

whey is cheaper than milk per g protein

counting calories and macros seems so depressing but i won't judge

>>150185932
5'8 @ 73.5kg. Bulking pretty hard, have people saying I look like the hulk.

>>150185941
god speed anon

bodybuilding came out of german nudism and hiv+ homosexuals looking to mask its effects
anyone into muscle culture is a product of and culturally aligned with perverts and queers, it's gay as fuck

>>150185910
Combine it with other protein to make a complete protein, problem solved

>>150185911
meant play for Geelong Football Club.

>>150185936
Milk is fucking delicious though. Better to get big on things you enjoy than being "optimal" on things that taste like chemical shit.
It's all about the long term things.

>>150185932
i want protein not calories. 1L of milk is like 650 kcal and 33g protein. i get 33g of protein from my whey powder at under 160kcal.

>>150185941
Crisp manlet

>>150185948
Who bullied you m8? I'll sort him out for ya.

>>150185932
>drink the milk

lift weights and get lean lads

bodybuilding faggots

I've decided to go ottermode

https://www.coles.com.au/product/mckenzie's-split-red-lentils-1kg-9190991
$4.80 for 250grams of protein.

Can literally get all the protein from one of those fag tubs for $35.

>>150185982
careful, you'll trigger the resident ketosperg

Any fasters in chat?

>>150185980
based. highly achievable in 2-4 years for pretty much anyone.

>>150185990
OMAD, me, lost 10kg in six weeks

>>150185992
Only if your short. Tallfolk turn into lanklets if they try to go ottermode.

Is it time we recognise the state of /nrl/?

>>150185922
Bros lost in the sauce

>>150186010
no but terrell may iykwim haha

>>150186010
too many middle eastern types. very shifty.

>>150186010
Only if some of the other generals do first.

>>150185982
it's like only 80% bioavailable

>>150185990
I get an extreme bipolar reaction if I go more than 16 hours without food

>>150186010
nsw, the gay state?

>>150186019
yeah nah lol

>>150185990
did 80 hours a couple weeks ago

tonight's kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB6M0itglcE&ab_channel=SamHyde

>>150186021
Vegansperg isn’t ready for this truthnuke

>>150186000
ottermode tall kings look the best
takes a bit longer to fill out thoughbeit

>>150186021
80% sounds pretty good.

Lifting weights is extremely overrated

>>150186040
this

>>150186010
Irrelevant. There, I recognised it.

I’m bearmode

>>150186045
nngh.. grr....

>>150186040
this but underrated

Anyone tried this, I’ve only had the blue one

for me it's pura light start

wish theyd bring back choc mint oaks

>>150186038
it's not. whey has a diaas score of 1.25-1.3. eggs are 1. lentils are 0.55-0.65. whey protein is twice the quality of lentils.

>Coles protein powder 500g bags
>Pea - 400g for $10
>Whey - 375g for $24.40
Why do people buy brand name stuff again? Let alone alone whey cucks.

>buy product online
>daily emails from a new company for the next 5 years
Very annoying

I am pushing a sloppy turd out of my arse as I type this.

Any neets in? What are your plans for tomorrow I want to live vicariously

>>150186081
>Not having multiple emails
jiggity

>>150186056
everyday. its fantastic.

are my posts hidden?

>>150186081
you can block emails m8

>>150186087
seething about something that happened 5 years ago and what could've been different.

Whey protein is fucking crap

>>150186081
Literally every company email includes a link to unsubscribe.

Hate myself and want to die, lads

Drop it or I’m going to start calling you wheysperg

>>150186098
>a link to unsubscribe
Literally just confirming to them that it's a real email address.

You're so proud of yourself for lifting weights in a gym aren't you? You fucking hero

>>150186088
>>150186093
>>150186098
There’s so many other things in my life that need sorting out before I could even fathom getting around to cleaning up my email account

>>150186108
Now that you mention it...

>>150186096
objectively incorrect

fuck up gym cunt faggots go back to /fit/

the whey i get cost like $40/kg

Kek the mods are hiding my posts, fucking pathetic faggots

Me? I just eat tuna.

rec me a routine

>>150186140
based cat

>>150186140
Based 80-90s kid. Heavy metal will never die.

>>150186143
cleanser > toner > moisturizer > sunscreen

>>150186158
>toner
Is this a fake tan?

Why are alcoholics so ashamed of their drinking habits, I drink a lot and think it’s based

>>150186171
The alcoholics with shame generally have people in their lives and other things they'd rather be doing.

>>150186162
his bfs name i assume

>>150186162
don't think so

i am very insecure

>>150186182
crisp justin longmuir

>>150186143
ULPPL

Most gym goers overtrain imho

>>150186196
Can't overtrain if you're on gear.

>>150186199
So true

>>150186196
>>150186199
Essendon's fitness staff didn't get the memo that their players are clean now.

Second interview went well lads, they were very impressed with my case study. Hopefully an offer by end of the week.

>>150186196
most gym goers don't look like they train at all

Going to the gym is not "training"

pooey undies

>>150186222
Crisp

gym hater anon is back again

Is there anything that is universally loved on /alf/? Anything at all?

>>150186241
Anal sex.

>>150186244
I've seen discussions on vaginal vs anal in these threads that prove that isn't the case.

>>150186241
Probably teenage girls to be honest

>>150186252
I mean taking it in the anal.

>>150186175
i'd rather be doing your mum ______

it really is unfathomable someone could be so against their fellow /alf/as becoming stronger, leaner, better versions of themselves. but here we are.

>>150186256
I've seen many more discussion on homosexual hatred in these threads that prove that isn't the case.

>>150186241
ginni

>>150186271
I can't stand him.

>>150186253
nonce

Finally bought the house.