doyers

reminder

Mariners!

good game, jays

DOYAS

SPICS LEARN THEIR PLACE
>DEFEATED BY SUPERIOR WHITE ANGLOS
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ohtranny lost that game

>>150180981 (OP)
your gay

Angels will sweep the Dodgers

'stros

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS NOT SWING AT THE BALL

GO MARINERS

Ggs Blue Jays

>doyerpaco makes thread early so people will pay attention to him
grim

>blow gays walked 13 and still beat the dodgers

Oops....guess i was wrong about that comeback..

No one cares, chikaner

pillar is fucking awful behind the desk

>>150181176
he shouldn't have tried stealing 3rd

>>150181189
what does sex with that tail feel like?

What a bum this guy was today. Not looking good for the clutch time

kek doyerpacos

KWAB

>>150181171
>jeetland
white anglos?

>>150181171
Have you been to toronto lately?
>tf
oh your're indain too

>>150181212
Look up the vaporeon pasta

>>150181203
fuck off sausage slut

>>150181157
Boiling

>>150181220
He has 1 good month followed by 1 bad month and this does not line up with october. Worrying.

gg doyers

>>150181230
>>150181236
Don’t reply to Chikaner vpnfag
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Chikaner/

>>150181220
Adding that W to your record one walk at a time

>>150181203
link 'em!

reminder that spics are the dalits of america

>false flaggers getting (you)s from (nu)s
bunch of faggots ITT

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints

>>150181228
>fly to asia
what did they mean by this?

Why does the Cardinals stadium not have a roof?

>>150180981 (OP)
Jays :)

my dodgers lost that game on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150181273
mariners legend

>>150181197
That can't be...
>Look at the box score
Kek Doggies KEK

>>150181274
>Indians will pay for my food stamps
This is a bad thing because?

>>150181176
Imaging losing to the Flu? Typical Wapanese bitch!

>>150181317
they smell

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints

>>150181197
lmao

>>150181286
I believe

>celebrating being in 2nd place
do poodrepedos really? LOL

>>150181239
that doesn't answer my question

New Tiger fans, how are we feeling?

>>150181298
That game was drunk lol and I had a great time watching it. GG Dodgerbros.

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints

>>150181356
you're going to get swept by the Angels again kek

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints.

>female ump masterclass
>stankees, red sox, and doyers lose
today was a great day for baseball

>>150181356
2 games means it's possible to take first this coming series

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints,

>doyerpaco is seething again
oof

>spammy having a melty because his doggies lost
what a loser

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints;

>jays issued 11 walks
miracle win

>>150180981 (OP)

>>150181274
this is on par with the retards in california citing GDP. Movie stars are millionaires, not you; the doctors are rich, not your average jeet

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints

doyerpacos seething kek

>>150181418
>jays issued 11 walks
*13

>>150181434
instructions unclear, I DEI'd :\

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints.

>the twins' last hope

Don't let today's Dodger loss distract you from this performance by your New York Yankees!

>false flaggers NOT getting (you)s from (nu)s
a single stick ITT

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints-

cope on em!

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints

>>150181460
Embarrassing

doyerpacos kek

And wouldn't you know it, after that 3 game series, the Padres are still only 2 games behind. Now the Padangels are gonna sweep the doggies and jints.

>>150181460
>Those guys were cheating for three years. I think what people don't realize is [Jose] Altuve stole an MVP from [Aaron] Judge in 2017. Everyone knows they stole the ring from us.

>>150181453
this kid already has more WAR than Correa and he's only played in 10 games lol

you'll get banned faster if you just go ahead and post porn, desu. I assume this is your end goal...

>>150181460
lol wtf looks like a glitch

poodrepedos coping
>zero rings
>zero division titles since 2006
LOL

Why the fuck did this shitty series get every prime time tv slot this weekend

>correa already returned to the astros
>tucker's contract expires in a few months and hasn't been extended
>bregman has player option for 2026
>dusty baker comes out of retirement
what's to stop the astros dynasty?

>>150181520
he's not trying to get himself banned, he wants mococo images banned too

>>150181460
Bellinger finally caught the yips, nobody is safe in the Bronx

>>150181528
you done with your spamming? ready to cope?

>doyerpacos falseflagging as poodrepacos

>>150181520
Chikaner is trying to get the vtubefag b&. He did it the other night when the Jannies did a massive purge

>>150180981 (OP)
Division leaders, report in

Wait did the Dodgers lost? ESPN said they were kicking 1st place Blue Jays ass all weekend.

>doyerpacos in a seethe
kek

>>150181536
only a child would think they would just blanket ban one thing when a single person is the one spamming it. just ban that singular IP/user (he also has a pass, which is just sad)

chikaner is an angelpaco
he's false flagging as a doyersfag false flagging as a poodresfag

>>150181566
>3 LA teams
I don't get it

>>150181566
This. Open your eyes retards. He did it the other night

>>150181508
i heard on KFAN that they're giving him the key to city

>>150181535
Trash bags

>>150181565
he's using residential proxies so it's multiple ips
and mods have in fact wiped+banned other people

>>150181565
>since 2022
pathetic

poodrepedos in full cope mode KEK they see dodgerchads in their sleep LOL

>>150181558
they were. jays should've been absolutely booty blasted tonight

>>150181273
Retard doesn't even know how to eat

doyersubhumans melting down lol

>>150181307
>>150181598
F
>>150181565
>>150181590
Can you imagine being a big enough chump to buy one of those, letalone year after year?

doyerpacos always thinking of the padres and seething kek

>>150181557
Here but sweatin'

dodgerchads having fun lol

>browns calling browns brown
this is nuts and screams volumes

>>150181628
Wait did he past away?

>>150181588
but enough about your mom

doyerlaborers shitting themselves

>>150181629
erm wut?

>>150181645
Yes he was like 14

>Jeff Hoffman is the first pitcher since at least 1901 to surrender at least 5+ walks in less than an inning of work and get credited with a win

>>150181654
what is that in dog years?

>gobacktoyourballpark.jpg

doyerhomedepotlowesacehardwares absolutely fuming lmao

>>150181661
Fucking dead.

cope on 'em, poodre!

>but muh ohtani hit a home run and tungsten arm etc

>>150181661
a lot

>this thread

>>150181655
what an irritating loss that was. I can only imagine how good you must feel.

hello! good evening, buddies!
update on me. i've had several pints and just smoked a bowl, also..
the orioles lost
the rays lost
the sox lost
the yankees lost
the jays... won
ahahahahahahaha

>>150181691
based

>>150181691
27 FUCKING RINGS YOU 51st STATE!

>>150181685
brown people ruin everything
i'm out

>>150181691
pints of beer I hope

>>150181691
based fellow white man in the land of the browns

>>150181654
aw that's too bad. At least he live a long and good life. I remember when my teams dog, Hank, named after Hank Aaron passed away. He was a stray who wandered into the teams spring training facility and they adopted him.

>>150181712
>>150181691
Alcohol and marijuana are bad for you

>>150181720
>white man in the land of the browns
and don't you forget it

MY TWINKIES WON

Chikaner talking to himself

Imagine the meltdown when the Dodgers super team is a first round exit

>>150181726
massive difference between what a pint of liquor will do to you vis a vis a pint of beer

>>150181746
imagine the meltdown if they don't even make the postseason

>>150181747
Its bad for you

>>150181725
Cute!

GG Bawston. Thanks Blue Jays, hope to see you at the world series. Or Mariners frens!

*walks into room*
*pulls pants and underwear down*
*bends over and sticks head between legs*
*pulls asscheeks fully apart*
BERDS

/mlb/ is a sober genny

>tfw got a false sense of security after the first game against the dads
your bullpen fucking murdered us, gg pads

>>150181762
forgetting an apostrophe is bad for you

>>150181712
>>150181726
>>150181747
pints of guinness, friends. worry not. i know what im doing.

>>150181791
Alcohol is bad for you

why can't spics drink?

what the fucking is gummy gape doing get on the field you weird faggot

>>150181805

>>150181780
literally me in the busch stadium men's room!

>>150181161
MANY are saying this!

>>150181826
Alcohol and racism are bad for you

>dads vs doyers this weekend

being a yankees fan is bad for you
kek!

GG dodgers idk how you lost that but oh well

>>150181860
98% of /mlb/ doesn’t know what this thumbnail is

eye tea 4cb

>>150181791
haven't had a good Guinness or Black & Tan buzz in several years. might have to make that my move next time I drink.

>>150181860
doyers on the left

Khamzat or DDP??

>>150181909
Bad for you

>>150181788
2010 Giants and 2015 Royals Bullpen edition. If ou guys can get some run in, it's all up to pitching now in the offs.

>>150181907
rooting for DDP but I think the animal will win

>>150181916
Uh huh

>>150181566
>>150181584
No he's not.

>>150181907
chimaev will dust him
will not be competitive

how did /ourgirl/ do behind the dish at the marlins-gayves game today?

Who is the DDP of MLB??

>>150181927
Marijuana is bad for you

>>150181953
freddie :)

>>150181953
who's a south african superstar?

>>150181961
Uh huh

Dodgers have potential to choke really hard these next two weeks, but luckily for them, the Mets have been shit enough to where the Dodgers would still be in postseason contention even if the Padres pass them this week

>>150181974
Bad for you

>>150181935
that was chikaner false flagging to throw people off

>>150181980
periodt

>>150181752
They'll make it. The Yankees and Mets are the only teams in real danger of losing their playoff spot

>>150181941
sick of the eastern european domination in mma

>>150181980

sunday night baseball is on now let's all watch espn toegther :)

Are womanly asses bad for you?

>>150181992
Alcohol is bad for you

>>150181983
That is literally me. There was a big ban wave and the mods decides to just wipe the thread and all my on topic angel posts got deleted along with the NSFW webms.

>>150181999
hell no

>>150182001
uh huh

>>150181999
are they?

>>150181977
Dodgers are getting healthy. Lineup and starting rotation are a cut above the Padres and the bp is usually good enough.

>>150182010
Bad for you

>>150181999
>>150182011
Adultery is bad for you

>>150181987
Dagestani wrestling is by far the best base for MMA and always will be. Agree with you tho, I hope JDM fucks up Islam

>>150182007
t. chikaner

>>150182021
huh

>>150182021
>adultery is bad for you
absolutely fucking false
best sex you’ll ever have is with married cheating women

>>150182011
that's a man

diamond. dallas. page.

>>150182032
>>150182036
Bad for you

Cuckholdry in my /mlb/?

>>150182042

>>150182028
Retard.

>>150182018
Angels fucked up a pretty healthy Dodger lineup already this year, the Dodgers will get swept again. This was also back when Mookie was still good lol

>>150182036
nah, that's just because shes like that. just find a crazy single girl.

>>150182047
It’s bad for you

>>150182057
nope. They get attached

No sweep for you, Doyers!

Come back World Series!

Do we know who (if anyone) is going to be doing Sunday Night games once the ESPN deal is over

>>150182036
only did it once and it was lousy tho the marriage was really all but technically over

need a gif of that pose

>>150182063
yeah, probably fair

>>150182066
I'm hoping it just ends and Sunday becomes like any other day with teams playing in normal times

>there are "men" on /mlb/ who haven't cucked another man

>>150182056
that was before Glasnow and Snell were back and Yama getting to pitch on 5 days rest. this team is completely different now. The Dodgers lead the league in runs scored.

>>150182076
no. we need all ten streaming platforms to host games. eventually you will need twenty subscriptions to watch a full season including playoffs and you will be happy.

>>150182094
Fornication is bad for you

>>150182094
Most of the women i've been with are undesirable to other men and attractive women are never interesting in me cheating on their bf

>>150182076
Well the sooner the games leave ESPN the better holy fuck they are bad at baseball broadcasting

>>150182094
I've never had sex at all actually

>>150182098
and the Angels are top 2 in the league in SOUL only behind the brewers

>>150181655
Historic

My Angels are not beating the Dodgers. We play like shit at home. Especially Soriano. The goal is to not get swept.

Always love when the field mics pick up a clear as day FUCK after a pop up

>>150182146
read this and all of a sudden

>>150182146
Masyn Winn every other at bat

Attaboy Dano

>>150182094
Haven’t even fucked my wife

>Braves let Swanson go
>been forced to watch three seasons of Orlando Arcia and Nick fucking Allen since
I fucking hate our cheap ass front office

>>150182180
Same we're waiting until our 5th year of marriage

>>150181655
What a bum. Should cut him and deport Y. Fraud back to Japan while we're at it.

>>150182189
You guys weren’t singing that tune right when he left lol

So the cardinals get to end the inning because Sonny just walked off the mound? That was nowhere near close to swing, weirdest shit I’ve ever seen

>>150182202
Can't speak for other Braves fans but I always hated Arcia's retarded ass

>>150182210
they didnt show a side angle on either of those close calls either

sit teh F*CK down!!!

>>150182220
And that’s a good thing

>>150182220
After that Ohtani horseshit earlier check swings are just "whatever the fuck the umps feel like"

>>150182200
It’s all about the calm before the storm

>>150182226
They’re adding an automated review next year methinks

>>150182094
fucking used pussy isn't an accomplishment

>>150182224
>>150182226
robos are coming

Shōta strikes out the side in order!
WOW!

>>150182233
>>150182237
Don't think the robots will be used on check swings though will they? Isn't it just for ball/strike calls on taken pitches?

>>150182212
idk why Dansby is as polarizing as he is, I think it’s because his status as a college player and prospect but he’s good and im happy he’s the SS for the cubs

good evening mariners nation

>>150182245
They’ve tested it in the minors, but they used parallel to baselines as the measurement

>>150181904
wrong, but you already know that

>>150182245
They’re currently testing an automated review system for check swings in the minors, dunno when they plan on implementing it

Gotta go up there swinging if you’re the cubs, every single call is going against them

Angels will at least win ONE game against the Dodgers since it's tradition for pitchers to have a defensive meltdown when facing their former team

>Cubs got Soroka
>already on the IL again
Kek I could've told you that was gonna happen Cubbies

Do the cubs have enough swing and miss?
*gulps*

It’s fucking sonny gray enough with this shit

>>150182271
They’d probably be undefeated off it wasn’t for the umps

>>150182310
Definitely. Maybe not undefeated by 1 or 2 losses tops

>pitcher’s duel
Neat.

berds

>>150182318

>the no-no is over
F

pete crow-alonso

Ground ball hit lmao. And cardinals fans claim to be high class

why is Ohtani never clutch?

kek gay bears

cards on the board

2 runs is insurmountable. Gg berds. 6 games back of Milwaukee. Season over

>interviewing PCA
>two run homer
Kek what happens if there's like a big eight run meltdown during these interviews? Do they just awkwardly keep going or what?

if he wouldve robbed that homer while mic'd up i wouldve kms

>>150182388
It literally happened last time the cardinals and cubs played on Sunday night baseball. Gayson Wynn was the guy getting interviewed

>>150182388
yes they do it happened to us earlier in the season

sigh…

nothing like cards/cubs sunday night gapeball

Ump Kid looks like a chubby little tard.

Mariners are elite

attaboy petey now take second damnit!

>>150182429
he's perfect for the job then

>mets, stinkees, doyers lose
All thats left is for the cubs to lose for the day to be a complete success

speed kills!

kek PCGay

Chadres going to shart all over the doyerpacos

eat crow-armstrong

Pete Crow Armstrong is falling apart at the seams.

>>150182460
and now you will samefag and post something about how doyers live rentfree poodrepacos heads

what the fuck Pete
FUCK THIS TEAM

Call me a boomer, but I hate the way PCA plays the game.

>>150181826

>>150182513
what do you mean

>>150182513
You domt like it when someone stupidly gets picked off at second!? Ok boomer!

cubs are a reddit team. pca and imanigga are both reddit players

>>150182036
wait until those tables turn and tell me how "great" it is

Cardinals have corned the market on fat white guys

>>150182540
we don't have lance lynn anymore

>>150182226
>doyerpacos are calling this >>150181228 a check swing
KEK

>>150182533
Is this supposed to be an insult? Reddit mogs this shithole

>>150181452
>>150181477
>you cannot delete posts this often
KEKINI

>>150182513
QRD on PCA?

>>150182533
Reddit is a bandwagoner site, Cubs haven't been playoff material for 9 years why would reddit like them?

>>150182479
#rentfree poodrepedo

>>150182284
I'm hoping O'Hoppe hits a bomb off of Ohtani since he caught him a lot.

cum on cubbies!

>>150182556

Lol my cardinal fan friend hates this guy why is he in the booth

>>150182516
Who are the Doyers?

>>150182237
>>150182245
robots are going to be used like they're used in Tennis, you only get 2 appeals a game, it's not going to be every single pitch

We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.

>>150182566
muh loveable losers

>>150182535
>being in a long term relationship in the current year

>>150182592
this is pure cope, reddit sucks off ohtani and the jays right now

>>150182590
I'll just make /nu/ now and we can recycle it later

>>150182598
Correct. I'm not gay like you.

>>150182598
sorry women don't like you, I've been married for 2 decades and have 6 kids with the same woman

>>150182605
>>150182608
Based

>>150181907
DDP by heem. Khamzat doesn’t want a war and that’s what DDP does

>>150182608
sex is bad for you

>>150182608
Literally my nightmare
I do whatever I want, whenever I want
Your life is my hell

>>150182556
>r*ddit
then go back you retarded faggot

Need Shaw to hit a 2 run homer here coz the top of the order is up next

LFG shaw

>tards

>>150182625
so is AIDS. RIP your dad.

>>150182629
wizard?

berdbros why is busch stadium blue...?

>>150180981 (OP)
Yaaaasssss queen
https://x.com/BSBSCOUT/status/1954638873054552245

attaboy shawzy!

i was told the cards had all the rotund white buoys

>>150182640
they really do be like that kek

>>150182516
Homers?

>>150182608
can you be my dad?

>>150182608
I want a divorce.

>>150182627
Completely agree with this.

>>150182663
statiscally speaking, he already has a developmentally slower child.

Padgers puttin the genny in a stew

>>150182608
Having a wife and children is bad for you.

fun fact: In 1954, Ford Frick (mlb commissioner) forbade the Cardinals to name and sponsor their stadium as Budweiser Field. As a result, the Busch family named it after themselves...and then introduced Busch Beer in 1955.

>>150182608
Women don’t exist

I’m debating if I should shave my beard off and go clean shaven

>>150182700
looks like your mask fell, juden

stew'em!

>>150182660

Should the Dodgers trade Ohtani?

>>150182700
It’s good if you’re married through the eyes of the Lord.

>>150182712
Antisemitism is bad for you

>>150182711
>beard
kek I'd love to see the small collection of pubic hairs on your stupid fucking face you fucking loser

>>150182720
the question is how much of the deferred payment they can swindle onto the other team when they do

>>150182720
and do what? dodgers are notorious for buying a bunch of fucking expensive ass players and then not knowing how to play them
same as yankees

>>150182676
care to elaborate? we didn't have any children after the age of 40. Oldest just graduated from KU summa cum laude with a major in pharmaceuticals

>>150182640
I like how there's two poster in this genny that exclusively just post poops emoji prrrt and poodres lauffing poster everytime Padres gives up a run lol

I like to imagine some fat doyer fan just watching Padres games just to prrrrt post for that exact moment lolol

>>150182728
I have a swarthy beard. Fuck you

>>150182720
Ohtani should have stayed with the Angels

>>150182744
? I was calling him retarded. fucking christ, americans.

>>150182745
>he thinks it's "two" pacos and not just the same schizo that was spamming earlier using both his phone and computer

>>150182741
and they were both in the world series last season, what does that say about everyone else?

>>150182749
sure you do pussy

>da jankees lose
>Fudge goes 0/3 against George Costanza
>lose another series against an actually good team
Why does Judge always go ghost went the yankees need him the most?

>>150182761
that they couldn't compete in the moneybabby competition?

>>150182765
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>150182759
I miss the 99c 2 pacos at Jack in the Box

kelly you fat slow fuck

>>150182761
>fundies will defend this

Hello umm tee hee

Is having a full beard a good thing?

>>150182761
>spend a billion dollars to get the best talent and make the world series
>next season start to face issues
>"erm do we just dump all our players and spend a billion to build another superteam?"
fucking doyerbrained

>>150182796
only if you're white

>>150182745
pretty sure its the same person who used to post Daisy Ridley post

RIP PCAmania. Was a fun couple of months

>>150182608
making more ugly white kids isn't an accomplishment

kek poodres

>>150182839
Based

Another year, another limp duck August when we are just outside the wildcard. Glad the chiefs are back on now and I can forget about the Royals for a while

don't reply to seething doyerchuds

Ump tactical delay to throw off shotas rhythm

>>150182839
ugly bug eyed gooks with 10 pounds of makeup and 3 surgeries each

Are we not gonna talk about Aaron Boone being ejected for the 5th time today?

>>150182855
not without a jomboy breakdown

>I’ve heard you enough, Aaron

>>150182855
UrinatingTree is better than Jombitch

>>150181161
>>150181188
>>150181628
>>150181273
>>150182249
>>150182439

Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Jomboy

fuck you doyer meatriders, our asian guy is cooler.

Let's go Padgers clap-clap-clapclapclap
Let's go Padgers clap-clap-clapclapclap

The Cleveland Indians

Bryan Stow em

what exactly was the broadcast zooming in just now? I'm listening to radio

>>150182885
grays thighs

>>150182863
You’re a retard

>>150182893
female?

Jays got dem cubbie bears coming to town, let's have a good series cubbies

>>150182885
gray has sticky shit on his legs and they're talking about him getting busted for it if he gets too much on his hands

>>150182374
I know it sounds crazy to say about a guy with a 1.000+ OPS, but he doesn't make the best swing decisions. He will swing through a breaking ball low and away every time.

is compton as bad as they say

>>150182902
but enough about judge

>>150182906
No

godamnit blue jays, wasn't the announcer with the awful voice supposed to be dead already?

>>150182906
compton isn't LA, anons have told me

>>150182745
Sometimes I prrrtpost....

>>150182926
yeah harry carray's been dead for like 20 years

doo do DOdodo DO *CLAP CLAP*
doo do DOdodo doo *CLAP CLAP*

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS

I miss Hawk Harrelson so much bros

>>150182906
All the stories normies have heard about LA and surrounding areas being some gangland are from the 90s aka the Attitude Era. Everything’s calmed down compared to then

>>150182932
if you don't shitpost about your own team, you don't belong here. we're all cynics here

>>150182955
Wrong guy but still.

Assfuckies lookin solid

Only oldcums remember

>>150182976
KEK Alfonso Soriano.. couldn't hit the books swingin a bat in the library

Watched the highlights for the Doyers game. No cap, I wouldn't be feeling too confident if I was Toronto. Pretty crazy stuff from the Doyers even if they lost. Stats probably say they should've won it.

>>150182906
Yes. Now fuck my ass

>>150182997
why wouldn't they be wearing caps? isn't that mandatory per uniform regulations?

Only oldcums remember

kek gay bears

>>150182997
it was just comedy today. we even gained a game back over the sox

>>150182997
>>150181464
>>150181435
sameposter btw

>>150182997
dying out

>>150183026
rentfree

Only newcums forget

>>150182608
fuck my ass

>>150182955
Mariners fans have no reason to be cynical about /our/ team

This cubs team is a bunch of born losers. And the cubs are addicted to throwing fastballs right down the middle in two strike counts

>>150182933
died in '98

>>150183044
no thanks i'm not attracted to fatsos

why is the thread dead when there is a competitive divisional rivalry?

there goes that dream

worried cubes?

even the umps can't save the cusb

>>150183118
yeah let me post
>turn off vpn
>"you must wait 15 minutes"
>wait 15 minutes
>captcha fucked up
>captcha fucked up
>captcha fucked up
>post goes through
>guy calling me a nigger
incredible posting experience on this site lately

>>150183118
Dodgers aren't playing

>>150183118
cubs are rebuilding and the cardinals are mid

>>150183118
Cardinals are ass and the cubs are in a massive slump because their pitchers are all injured and they picked up a single pitcher on trade deadline who immediately got injured

>>150183134
>admits to using a vpn so he can schizo post
oof

gotta feel bad for da cubes. they have a very nice record but they're in the same division as the brewers kek

>>150183137
yeah, they already got BTFO today :^)

Only newcums forget

walk off PCA homer incoming

>>150182997
This dodger team is totally unimpressive though and I have no idea how they’re favored to win. Their bullpen has given up almost as much home runs as the Rockies

>he replied to himself again
KEKINI

>>150183164
please...PLEASE!!!

>>150183161
It's so weird seeing Freddie in a different team's uniform as a baseball fan who started watching in 2024.

>getting ph for by a dinosaur

>they pull PCA because he's ass against lefties
pussy

>>150183177
New tigers fan here myself.

>>150183190
this is the first season I've ever shitposted against the Tigers in my /mlb/ career. The A's are now the only team I've never shat on.

>>150183166
you can't be serious dude. the dodgers literally have the best pitching staff in the league right now over the past 30 days.
https://www.mlb.com/stats/team/pitching/era?sortState=asc&timeframe=-29

Attaeye happ

>Pete Crow Armstrong

>>150183046
This roadtrip maybe.

>>150183200
He's one of those anons coping and still trying to convince themselves that the Dodgers suck

Dude, the Cubs fucking suck. Get over it.

kek cubes

Is Schwarber still with the Cubs?

>call stands

hand came off the bag

Ugh

Get fucked, Cubs.

fat fuck in the booth seething uncontrollably

>Cubs fucking suck!
-Abraham Lincoln

kek scuba

Cubs lost lol.

redbirds win!

rip :(

Suck it cubs

gg berds
6 gb
fuck this team

berds win

>>150183173
>please...PLEASE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhT2_xkhtoY

sigh kek ugh

>>150183256

Only oldcums remember

>>150183288
im old enough to remember david wright

Ichiblow Suckcocki

thats my favorite player dude you cant say that shit

gakt

Only newcums forget

.....where's baseball tonight?

>>150183328
there's MLS on right now

>>150183320
Og volpe kek

>>150183336
>there's ML-

>no mariners baseball for almost 44 hours

Noelvi Marte is young and still has a bunch of unrealized potential, but he's gonna make a godly DH for some big money team when he hits his prime. Not particularly great on defense, but dude can mash. And has effortless power. The homer he hit today was Miggy-esque.

>>150183353

>>150183353
future Astro

>>150182145
This is true for my angels :(

dodgers rule!

>>150183005
Can my angels be an honorary bird team (wings and all...)?

>Arte Moreno is only 78
lul you still got a long way to go analheim

Only newcums forget

>>150183401
errrrrrrrmmm who is this???

Only newcums forget

>>150183401
>ded
>ded
>ded
most injury prone player

>>150182954
thats a damn shame

>>150183353
isn't he a cheater

>>150183392

my bf won't frot with me :((((

dead thread dead sport :(

>>150183463
that would be kinda gay

6 games back
lifeless....

>>150183526
at least you aint the mets!

los doyers

>>150183543
I look like that

>>150183543
how'd you get this?

>>150183541
true...I guess

>>150183543
delete this

>>150183543
fuck you

/nu/

>>150183553
>>150183553
>>150183553

/nu/ non-dodgers
>>150183572
>>150183572
>>150183572
>>150183572
>>150183572

>>150183563
EARLY NU SOMEONE FUCKT HIS GUY

>>150183577
they are both early

>>150183592
the mariners thread was on time but it's also a mariners thread

>>150183563
>>150183576