Can't wait to watch this retard have his team completely unprepared and overwhelmed when they get to the Wild Card Round because he's a choking fraud.

More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

meanwhile, $55M/yr later...

Patty Cuckitini

>>150181793
Now post a webm of what the Vikings did in the playoffs this season?

>>150181773 (OP)
34-7

>Patrick Mahomes when he only has two all pros on his offensive line

My Steelers :)

Reply to this post if you do NOT CONSENT to their being any "goat debate" in this general.

We shall make our voice heard.

• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (.000)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>150181806
Why?

>>150181820
Shut up Schizo. We know it's you

>>150181779
damn

>>150181498
I don't think a team/player lives that rent free in a conference rival than Mahomes does in the collective Eagles fanbase

You are only allowed to post in this thread, if >your team's regular season starting QB completed 2 or more passes this week.

Apologize to Shadeur.

>>150181779
>beats brady with a bottom 10 defense and the second worst offensive line in the league
why couldn't mahomes do it with an average offensive line and an elite defense?

>>150181820
When more people arrive and the NFL season starts to develop as we focus on what teams are currently doing, the Mahomes vs Brady stuff should die down. I say should because I'm not going to completely write off how autistic these people may be.

>>150181820
+1

>>150181773 (OP)
Reminder

>>150181836
Shadorry

>>150181834
Oh, sweetie, I guarantee that brittany cried when she saw all of these clips of a stuffed animal, implied to be her buck, being strung up by nooses.

>>150181846
Not to mention the most godly throws known to man, in the clutch. Mahomes clutch is a ref throwing a flag or him throwing to a wide open WR that Reid cooked up.

>>150181836

>>150181820
>their

>>150181846
Chiefs didn't get an elite defense until 2023 which is after Brady retired. Why do you keep reposting that after being fact checked?

>>150181834
Says the schizo who seethes about Brady every time this fraud QB gets called out

>Preseason week 1
>Entire thread shitting themselves over KC
We’re back boys

>>150181871
It’s so fitting that you’re not American

>>150181835
I’m unsure. I don’t watch the preseason. It’s like getting excited for precum, but I want the real thing!

>yea, but look at what the black guys that I chose to worship did on my while i was clapping on my couch
kwaseethingpackturd

>>150181858
>It's a Super Bowl celebration and all they could do is burn effigies of the teams player they beat

lmfao, Chiefs fans have all of philly in a massive melty it's unreal. They treat KC as bigger rivals than all the teams actually in their division/conference.

>>150181886

>>150181779

>>150181873
lmao it's like he's still in Colorado

>>150181880
>nooo Mahomes doesnt live rent free in their heads, they just went out and bought kermit plushies to burn in their superbowl celebration
fucking lmfao

>>150181879
sorry, top 10 defense. i'll be sure to edit it next time just for you :^)

>>150181894
>burn effigies of the teams player they beat
That's what people did after they conquered another group, retard. Before soft faggots like you showed up and cried muhhhhh civil rights n sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

there are people in this very thread under 6'
>(they are chiefs fans also)

For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150181906

>>150181894
In their defense I’d be pretty amped up if we got revenge on an owl loss. Also I’d be pretty pissed if my team lost an owl and I had to wake up in Philly every day. Seriously it’s a shithole.

>>150181846
In fairness, I don’t think there’s anyone that doesn’t think the Giants D in both 07 and 11 weren’t the most dangerous in the tournament. Their pass rush was ferocious both runs. It’s the closest thing in football to a goalie getting hot that there is.

>>150181897
*aggressive poo sounds*
Didn’t ask Rajesh

>>150181914
Football is a game, and it isn't conquering.
Furthermore, it's pathetic to look that obsessed about another team. Act like you've been there before, not chimp out.

who the fuck is Halapoulivaati Vaitai

>>150181931
>football is a game
Tell that to mutthomes
>Act like you've been there before, not chimp out.
again, tell that to mutthomes

>>150181915
Chiefs king here. I’m 100% white (tested), and 6’1. 6’2 when I’ve just woken up. I am in shape, my form is lithe and dangerous. I am intelligent, and read often.

>Eagles 3x Pro Bowl G Landon Dickerson suffered an apparent lower leg injury during tonight’s practice and was taken inside on a cart after being helped off the field.
uh oh tush push bros

>>150181942
Every QB in the HoF chimped out in a meaningless regular season game

try something else

>female commentators

Josh Allen bros.... i don't feel so good

>>150181946
Serial Killer coded post

>>150181960
not 3x MVP lamar jackson

>>150181971
Lamar isn't making the HoF without a ring

>>150181965
WHERE'S WALLACE

>>150181957
He gets hurt almost every game.

>>150181981
name a HoF eligible player with 2 MVPs that isn't in.

>>150181960
the mutt isn't in the HOF, retard. Keep moving the goalposts. This is fun.

>>150181946
you are brown and 5'1

>>150181960
Joe Cool would never

>>150181994
You can’t name any that don’t also have a ring. It’s never happened before in the history of the league. How can you have multiple mvps and no ring? It’s insulting.

I, for one, am looking forward to every thread being about Mahomes for the rest of the season. Even when he is not playing. Even game threads between two NFC teams will be about how neither can beat Mahomes.

>>150181773 (OP)
I've never seen someone live so rent free in someone's head like KOC does in this schizo's
Has to be a loins or commies fan mad that KOC won COTY over Campbell / Quinn.

>>150181964
>Bidenposter
>Raging homosexual
Poetry.

>>150182016
>How can you have multiple mvps and no ring?
ask peyton manning

>>150182006
Seethe

>>150182017
>The year is 20XX
>/nfl/ is in its' worst state yet
>Every post is just the words Brady and Mahomes typed over and over in various patterns
>Like a computer reading binary, it would be near indecipherable for a human to understand
>But for these posters, it is the expectation. The daily life for these creatures

>>150182038
>implying Lamar will eventually win one

Landon Dickerson out for season ahahahahAHAHAHH no more elite OL for little jalen!! hes one less elite player closer to what mahomes has to win with every sunday. get fucked phillyfags

>>150182054
Yes that is what you are doing

>>150182064
Nta but I am very confident all of Lamar, Burrow and Allen will end up with rings. I also expect Jayden Daniels to win one. Jalen Hurts already has one. This is a much tougher generation than Brady played against.
MUCH

>>150182059
Brady Mahomes Brady. Mahomes? Brady Mahomes, Brady, Brady. Mahomes Mahomes Brady Mahomes Mahomes Brady :^)

>>150182059
Imagine where you could be in life if you didn't dedicate time to the raiders being trash
Have you ever thought about that

>>150182073
OH NO NO NOEZ, EAGLEBROS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, YOU FUCKING FENTANYL ADDICTED SHIT-EATING FAGGOTS

its gonna be looooong season

>>150182016
Mvps don't mean as much since 2013 when they decided non QBs were no longer eligible because Drew Brees had a hissy fit about Adrian Peterson winning both mvp and OPOY

>>150182078
Literally none of them are gonna get a ring unless Mahomes retires early due to injury. He will gatekeep all of them.

>>150182087
>1 minute apart
You're so autistic that I feel bad for your parents

>>150182073
>>150182087
stop samefagging

>>150182000
>the mutt isn't in the HOF,
already is, anyone who thinks otherwise at this point is in serious denial. The only reality where he doesn't make it in the HOF is if there is no HOF or NFL by the time his career ends.

>>150182090
He’s done an unprecedented job of doing that so far but he’s not going to keep it up his whole career and retire with 12 rings, they will all get by eventually. A broken clock etc etc.

>>150182077

>>150182099
>Um, actually, only one person hates the Eagles!
lol. Enjoy your season, nigger.
>>150182102
Thanks, btw

>>150182073
>>150182087
>Cheering for injuries
disgraceful and fatherless behavior

>>150182103
Wrong. the mutt isn't a HOFer.

>>150182106
Mahomes will unironically end up with 10+ rings if Reed doesn't retire. Kelce is barely a blip, all that matters is Mahomes + Reed.

>>150182073
hahahahahaahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahah fentydelphoids on OD watch

>>150182114
Injuries are good when they happen to teams that aren't mine. Simple as.

The NFCE curse strikes again. Lol at Eagles fans thinking they'd be repeat division winners

>>150182109
>Posts a player that hasn't suited up for KC in half a decade
The Chiefs literally live rent free

>>150182109
>ynr when libtards convinced darkies that TB12 said "daaaaa nnnnnnnnnnnnn word" here just because they were still seething about Trump.

>>150182115
He already is a HoFer. Enjoy your life of cope though

>>150182088
I'm honestly looking forward to it. Its been a long time coming.

Jalen this season gonna be like

>>150182139
>bucs super bowl post-brady

>>150182110
>4chanx

>there are "people" in this very thread who like the eagles or the chiefs
wew

>>150182073
oh no how will Jalen Hurts be able to throw to a wide open AJ Brown and/or DeVonta Smith now with just eight seconds to throw instead of 12?

injuries are good when they happen to members of the Kansas City Chiefs, Pittsburgh Steelers and New England Patriots

Today was a good day.

>queefs fans are as retarded as packturd fans
kek, must be a mutt qb thing.

>>150182123
Hurts already broke the qb losing his sb debut curse. The nfce curse is child’s play by comparison.

How bad is the injury to Dickerson

>>150182159
>a guard for the eagles who always gets hurt is like winning a superbowl for cowboys fans

>>150182152
Some of us don’t choose our teams anon

>>150182165
Might never walk again.

>>150182059>>150182081
Temujin participates and instigates the goat debate slop then pretends to be above the fray. Nobody talks about his shitty Raiders, yet he keeps talking about the Chiefs. Keep our QB's name out of your mouth.

>>150182163
>hurts broke
Your oline broke that curse
Hurts isn't that good

>>150182165
Needs a bussy transplant or he will surely die

>>150182168
I would rather not follow football than something like that. Whats next, justifying being an LA sports fan? Come on now.

>>150182158
Also to the Buccaneers, Vikings, 49ers, and especially Falcons and Rams.

>>150182170
I don't care about your faggy lore, it was a funny comment because it is true. These threads have become absolutely abhorrent and the only hope is that the season is so popular that the number of posters simply drowns out the mahomes/brady shitposting most days.

>>150182165
likely amputation

>>150182178
Add to this Lions, Packers, Saints, Ravens, and Bengals

>>150181910
Says the Schizo who always mentions a retired QB every time his ref baby QB gets exposed

LOL

>>150182175
I’m having a good time actually

>>150182190
Well yeah you're a subhuman retard we already covered that.

>>150182186
>Lions
b-b-b-b-b-but they are literally the ONLY team in history to EVER get injuries in a contact sport!!!!

>>150182186
>Lions, Packers, Saints, Ravens, and Bengals
Nigga what team are you a fan of?

>>150182188
Assuming you know what anons are which and making little personalities for every teams posters is schizoid behavior. Seek help.

I’m having a good bussy actually

Always hilarious how quickly Eaglesfags revert back to playing the victim when something like this happens.

making little bussies for every teams posters is schizoid behavior

Trevor Lawrence will be QB1 this year.

>>150182183
It's not Chiefs fans starting it. Everyone on /nfl/ agrees Brady is the goat, but for some reason they keep mentioning him against Mahomes since their current QBs can't be put in the same sentence as Mahomes.
>only hope is that the season is so popular that the number of posters simply drowns out the mahomes/brady
It's the entire thread shitposting about Mahomes since he beat their teams ass one too many times.

>>150182000
This meltdown was over a correctly called flag on the Chiefs btw.

They're so accustomed to having the refs being on their side


FRAUD

>>150182120
you think Reid can put down the nuggies and cheeseburgers long enough to coach for 10 more years?

>>150182026
Mahomes Schizo Alert!

coach this bussy

>>150182217
Yeah dude, there is no way some Chief fans aren't looking for easy (You)s by shitposting about Mahomes and Brady. Honestly, everyone is culpable. Hell, you and I are right now because we're sitting here talking about Brady and Mahomes in a metaphysical sense.

I just hope that it is like this because it is preseason and there is really still not much to discuss.

>>150182000
>>150182218
That was this game when Raiders were up 17-0 by half time but then Maxx pissed off Mahomes and he came back and won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJcxDIOXes

If Mahomes was white these threads would be 100x as bearable. Him being mixed raced has done untold damage to this general and has broken it beyond repair. Hilariously, Mahomes himself isn't even some BLM far left dude and is a country guy who doesn't identify as white or black.

>>150182217
Mahomes has never beaten >my qb

>>150182236
Wasn't that the game where the refs started favoring the Chiefs in the second half because the crowd was getting violent?

>>150182242
his wife voted for Trump.
She is 1000% nu rich

>>150182123
who gives a shit they won the owl with this current team and era. there will probably be a new QB for the eagles in like 3 years

>>150182242
I identify Mahomes as a faggot.

identify this bussy

>>150181779
>Mahomo
Zero respect from EVERYBODY.

Including (You).

mahomes sucks
mahomes is a kelcebaby
mahomes is a reidbaby
mahomes is a bieniemybaby
mahomes is a spagsbaby
mahomes will be nothing without them
this is true

>>150182234
I come here to talk about my QB. I would talk about other teams but they're not relevant enough to warrant discussion.
>Chief fans aren't looking for easy (You)s by shitposting about Mahomes and Brady.
Chiefs fans don't need to talk about Brady, what point of we were a coinflip from starting in 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls do you not understand. It's Brady fans trying to stay relevant by mentioning him vs Mahomes. Chiefs run the league and dominate the ratings.

>we

>Chiefs fans don't need to talk about Brady
1st reply in this thread says otherwise

OBJECTIVELY TRUE AND CORRECT POWER RANKINGS:

1. Eagles
2. Chiefies :3
3. Bills
4. Ravens
5. 49ers
6. Vikings
7. Bengals
8. Packers
9. Commanders
10. Raiders
11. Texans
12. Chargers
13. Rams
14. Steelers
15. Cowboys
16. Broncos
17. Bears
18. Jets
19. Lions
20. Buccaneers
21. Jaguars
22. Cardinals
23. Patriots
24. Falcons
25. Colts
26. Browns
27. Seahawks
28. Panthers
29. Giants
30. Saints
31. Dolphins
32. Titans

>>150182297
That was continuation of the webm spammer's goat debate thread you disingenuous rat.

>>150182242
>is a country guy
Lmao. Please tell me what "country" artists he listens to.

>gets so upset at an old thread that he has to bring it into the new one
lel so sensitive

>>150182300
>10. Raiders
(lol
Stopped reading there. Ain't no way with Geno under center.

>>150182166
we don't claim that one
hope >your guy is alright for week 1 nigga

>>150182198
Point still stands

>>150182300
How are >my raiders that high?

>>150182247
Yes. Cheifs are the biggest ref babies ever. This is common knowledge

>>150182328
Shut up, soft ass faggot.

>>150182328
unless this was some actually gruesome injury, Dickerson always gets hurt lol. If he's out for a while Steen will probably just fill in for him and the next man up will take Steen's spot.

>>150182311
I'm not talking about the dead music genre, you idiot. No one listens to country because it has been almost universally popified and lost all identity. I like country music, but basically every artist I like is a classic artist because that is when country music had a soul and wasn't merely pop music with an accent.
He posts pictures of himself hunting, watching duck dynasty, off roading and engaging in other generally country activities. Also behind his Kermit voice he has a noticeable accent too.

>>150182334
Brock Bowers + Ashton Jeanty on offense and a defense with a good pass rush including Mason Crosby, helmed by Pete Carrol
I expect them to be similar to the Alex Smith Chiefs

>>150182300
my steelies about to put the league on NOTICE!

>>150182281
mahomes is a baby
it is true he is only 4 months old

>>150182355
For another .500 season?

>>150182238
>Only one linemen and it's Ezekiel Elliott at center
Why?

>>150182353
>sacks your QB
nothing personal kid

>>150182365
WILDCARD WEEKEND IS OUR SUPERBOWL AND RODGERS IS GONNA RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AFTER GETTING 17 POINTS IN THE PLAYOFFS

Reminder.

>w-webm spammer!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
kwab, drink my cum, faggot.

Can't wait for Tuli Tuipulotu to not mutthomes with one of these week 1

>>150182377
ight
bet nigga

>>150182300
Eagles beat a weaponless Chiefs. The rematch will prove this.

>>150182381
>ye-yeah but dey won dat gayme yo!!!

>>150182373
lel my b

>>150182367
Humiliation Ritual

>>150182300
jets are last place permanently, tranny

K A N G Z

and I thought OUR carlson was bad.

>>150181779
Tick tock, Patrick

Congrats to the Eagles for your fair win over the Chiefs.
>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the team by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.

>>150182406
>guys, I'm thinking about trannies again

>>150182418

>>150182391
>>150182418
Injuries happen in every season you fucking retard. I can once again point out that the Lions had over 20 starters on IR including like 9 of their starters on defense but you just cope with muh Thurney every single time

>>150182281
We can analyze all the tape, stats, etc. But all the true ball knowers will know this is the truth.

>>150182300
no way 49ers are 5, rams way too low (unless stafford doesn't play)

>>150182427
The Chiefs have lost more super bowls in the last 6 years than the Lions have been to, and the Chiefs won more super bowls in that timeframe than they lost
Comparing them is pure delusion

>>150182385
Fuck you. His LT had the flu and shiet

Chiefs fans are hilarious. Stop caring so much faggot.

>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn bussy in the last weeks of the 2024 season.
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral bussy injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular bussy injury and missed all but one game of the regular season. He didn't have enough reps with the bussy by the time he played in the owl.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a bussy injury in December which ended his bussy.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on bussy reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbussy.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his bussy bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to bussy and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire bussy
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured bussy and bussy and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore bussy and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn bussy and didn't have enough bussy to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the bussy when the Chiefs called him on his bussy.
>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career bussy that was forced to play the LT bussy.

>>150182415
By age 28 Mahomes held every record for QBs in their 20s, so that Superbowl at age 29 was just extra icing on the cake.

>>150182427
You haven't been watching football long enough. That's abnormal injury luck to skill position players. You typically miss the playoffs when that happens.

Also, there's a reason Chiefs receiving corps had the lowest grade in PFF history going into the owl. Their best WR was 169lbs rookie since he was the only guy left who knew the playbook.

>>150182418
I knew this was coming

>>150182433
It’s an odd-numbered year for the 49ers which means NFCCG minimum, and the Rams should have moved on from Stafford two years ago. Now he doesn’t even have Cupp anymore and defenses can just quadruple team Puca. Stafford will have one last crusty dusty season before they go “oh wow he’s not starter material anymore” and finally move on.

>>150182463

>absolutely own the mad .webm spammer
>log off /sp/ and enjoy a nice relaxing Sunday
>log back on real quick to check the latest /nfl' news
>he's still constantly mad and seething

Didn't think I mindbroke the lad but this is just sad tbqh.

>>150182463

>but deyyyyyyyyy was injured in a contact sport n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

>>150182490

>>150182490
Didn't you hear? We're all the same person, all in on it to make his posting experience a living hell.

(You)

Oh my heckin… is that an… INTERCEPTERINO???

>>150182467

>>150182300
My Ninies are way too high there

Not just an interception. A Future HOFer's game-losing interception.

>>150182528
Marino > Mahomes desu

dude's so fucking mad lmfaooooooo xD

>she still thinks I care what she is spewing from her cockhole
kwapackturd

>>150182247
>>150182342
They were allowing Maxx to box Mahomes in the 1st half. If the league still had enforcers Maxx would have gotten taken out.

No HOFer has ever thrown an interception before… it’s over

he's STILL mad af

Are you higher on the Ravens or Bills this year?
I think the Ravens fixed their biggest problem (Blocking the passing game) but the Bills did nothing to address play calling

Cam is good

Turds fans have to defend a mutt qb because their faggot front office gave him $55M/yr for 6 halfway decent games two seasons ago.

>>150182568
makes sense because you're still and always will be gay as fuck

>>150182577
He’s played two seasons and been to the playoffs both times
You’re the only one panicking

>m-mad!!!!

>>150182528
>>150182541

What was the biggest takeaway from preseason week 1? besides McKee is a top 15 QB

>>150182581
>thinking about other men but no you're the faggot
it's kinda ironic, like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

>>150182568
Who are you talking about

>>150182569
Probably the Ravens, Lamar seems to improve his passing every year.

Tf is a McKee

>he's gotten booty blasted two times out of two times
kek
>y-you're panicking!!!
No, I am laffin

>"I-I'm not m-mad!" said the .webm spammer, seething, as the sweat from his greasy, Dorito-crusted fingertips dripper down onto his $20 Logitech keyboard because that's all he could afford.
Anyway as fun as it was absolutely destroying you once again, I'm gonna go play some video games, take care!

>>150182602
your parents about your sexuality

You lost.

>>150182594
Bit racist to not have Sanders on the Stafford tier.

AFC East:
Bills (2 Seed)
Pats (6 Seed)
Jets
Dolphins

thread seems more mentally ill than usual

You lost, turd. Go back to commenting on faggot sports like golf.

>>150182623
He's the QB4 for the Browns

Bros what is Shannon Sharpe gonna do?

>>150182636
Football is BACK, baby!

>>150182552
Hurr durr. Keep crying bitch ass niggah

This bewilders the mahomesfag

>>150182636
No it's just Sneak being Sneak

>>150182593
None of those QBs were ref babies

Mahomes is trash

LOL

>>150182636
packturds will do that do a thread

Anyways, how's the Battlefield 6 Beta?

>>150182665
so a faggot being a faggot

>>150182300
My niners are at least twice as high as they should be but thanks anon

>>150182733
grow up loser

>>150182422
yeah we know you are

>>150182418
You forgot one
>[QB] Mahomes entered the Super Bowl suffering the ill effects of a particularly severe flu.

>>150182636
Chiefskiddies anxiety on high now that they have to go back to achool

>>150182626
AFC East:
Fuck the
Jets
Pats
Bills

>>150182776
fuck the Gay L East in general

>>150182772
>achool
blessyou

The AFC East is objectively the gayest division in the league according to PornHub.

>>150182786
>just northerner things dot png

Tyler Shough 'n' Chuck a house call

>>150182803
kek that's just because of new england and nyc be fair

>>150182803
that isn't how you spell afc west

>>150182807
Florida (Miami) is pretty gay too

>>150182804
and yet as a stupid gay southerner you're posting and commenting on everything gay....you have a keen eye for gay don't you?

>>150182467
I've been watching Football since the early 2000s. You couldn't name the Queefs QB before Smeth without looking it up

>kiwi faggot appears
>webm spam immediately begins

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You guys need to stop making fun of Caleb Williams. There’s nothing faggier you can do than worry about where another man puts his dick.

>>150182746
I’ve seen enough of Shanahan’s ups and downs to know not to think when he’s been down, it’s over. The up is coming this season

The Washington Redskins

>>150182733
It has its flaws but its actually pretty good

>>150182836
No, it's the other way around...

>>150182870
say that on your main account coward

>>150182870
I fucking wish

Everyone admits the outrage over the ''redskins'' name was completely manufactured now yes?

>>150182870
Please change the name. Anything but the commanders. "Washington Football Team" was a more respectable name.

Chiefs king here. This is the level of conversation I’m having on the rest of 4chan when I’m not dropping in to read you doofuses seethe.
>>>/lit/24628284
Most of you won’t even know what the fuck I’m talking about lol. But you think you’re so much better than “mutt fans”. Please. You’re not even intelligent when you talk about SPORTS. I dunk on you in a 16th tab while focusing on conversations like I linked and reading pdfs that would seem like foreign language to you. The difference between us is as vast as the difference between the Chiefs and the Lions.

>>150182910
>Everyone admits outrage over _____ is completely manufactured, yes?
Yes

>>150182821
damn you sure do hyperfocus on gay shit a lot don't you gay boy

>>150182026
You know that half of this general is Mahomes vs Brady "debates" right?

>Find random post on /lit/
>This is my post now

Do queef queens really

>>150182918
You're gay and brown.

>>150182910
The most I've ever seen from people I felt were genuine is that the logo and identity were fine but maybe the name "Redskins" was a little bad, something like Washington Natives or Washington Americans or something

>>150182910
>>150182946
Redskins is objectively a slur, they had to change it. I know this is 4chan, but be serious.

>>150182910
clearly

>>150182958
Logo wasnt racist tho, wish they had just changed the name of the team to an Indian tribe or whatever and kept the logo

>>150182958
Yeah, it's just hard to get yourself out of that one. I do think that the team should still be named after native Americans in one way or another though, I think most people do

>>150182971
Washington Blackfeet (the tribe of the man who the logo was styled after) is better than the cummanders

>>150182958
whats bad about red skin?

>>150182985
>blackfeet
oh boy that's racist too

>>150182910
I do think it was overblown and the NFL could have gotten away with ignoring it, however I also think that changing the name "Redskins" was inevitable. I believe Dan Schneider did it in the shittiest way possible because he knew he was on his way out so he wanted to nuke the team.
Logo was fine, just change it to a better Native American themed name. Commanders is fucking horrible.

>>150183000
Shut it, cumskin

https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1280

>>150183000
You can debate it with facts and logic all you want but if you have enough gray matter to interact with humans regularly you'll get it

>>150183004
"Washington Football Team" was hilarious and the most based thing he ever did

>>150183014
For me, it's the washington red football skins commander team

>>150183007
Looking forward to “I think we all know how this ends” posting again this season

>>150181779

Objectively correct answer: Washington Fatcats

>>150183001
Not really, it's just the tribe name

>>150182593
Who's laughing now

people gay as hell in this thread

>>150183034
anon, it has black in it. you have a lot to learn.

>>150182872
Ty anon

>>150183014
It is funny in a very jewish way, I agree. But it is still really shitty.

>>150183041
Yes, I love my Chieffies. So what?

>>150183045
I don't know about that, but I know your mom has black in her

From AFC and NFC, which teams are you most excited to follow this year?
I think the Ravens have a serious shot at the superbowl and they know it
I think the Bears won't be fucking terrible

Actual native Americans didn’t care about the redskins name. They were too busy drinking listerine and scamming people by offering them these “loans”.

>>150183041
Yeah /nfl/ has been a joke for years now. Even divegrass isn't this gay.

>>150183064
yea well I think your team STINKS

>>150183076
bengals, i think their defense gets back to league average and they make a deep playoff run
panthers, bryce young and tet prove they were worth the draft picks

>>150183083
whoa you can't just come in here and say things like that. apologize to that anon

Time to dig in to this delicious chicken soup

>>150183078
Visited monument valley last year
Holy shit it's depressing driving on reservation land when you finally realize all the light reflecting from the ditches on either side of the road is empty liquor and beer bottles

>>150183076
Vikings, Patriots, Falcons, and Raiders.
The first 3 because of their QBs, the last because of Caroll

>>150183089
not only do I think his team stinks, I think his team's qb SUCKS

>>150183098
hey COOL IT HOT HEAD

>>150183076
Chargers, Vikings & Seahawks

>>150183098
wow.

>>150183076
Chiefs.
Vikings.

I am a Chiefs fan. I believe in JJ. My NFC Superbowl pick however is the Buccaneers, and the 2nd most team I'm excited to see in the NFC. Healthy and all those weapons for Baker to feast? Not to mention they're built to beat the Eagles.

>>150183101
I like how that cracker stutter steps to avoid being tackled

>>150183101
that was pure frustration from mahomes. he absolutely forced that to no one

>>150183130
Thanks for the analysis, jackass

>>150183130

>>150183101
>LOOK MOM I POSTED ANOTHER ANGLE AHAHAHAH IM SO HEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH PATRICK MAHOMES

>>150183101
Christmas for white nationaliats

mina 'sex' kimes

>>150183144
>Bucs in the playoffs every year
>Could be good
Wut

>>150183155
>DAWG POUND
One simply understands

>>150183157
Someone's gotta win the NFC South

>>150183155
that isn't a human

>>150183162
The Cucs have one of the best rosters in the NFL

>>150183159
pounding mina like a feral dog? i can get behind that

>>150183155
More like medo "sex" crimes if I meet her. Jk I like men go lions

>>150183155
Yellow feverfags will fuck anything

>>150183157
And what do they do in the playoffs? Immediately get exposed as not belonging. They get in because they play in the literal weakest division in the NFL. They are not and never will be a serious team. Brady and co rent your locker room for one ring and you think you’re an established contender every year now. You’re bums. Nobody thinks about the Bucs except chuds who have a bromance for Baker

>>150183186
they are brown please understand

>>150183170
Women only wear dresses like that so it's easier for a man to tear her clothes off and rail her until her pelvis shatters

>>150183101
Most overrated QB of all time

>>150183188
They're the only team in the NFC to stop the eagles in the playoffs retard, matter of fact they're the ONLY team who exposed them last year kek

>>150183204
yeah, but his mommy burned some coal 30 years ago, *at the age of 29, so >we have to worship him as a savior of the NuFL.

>>150183217
Nooooo. She had the flu!

>>150183210
That’s disengenuous and you know it, the Eagles had completely collapsed by that point and were losing every game, only making it to the playoffs on the momentum of their record before the collapse. The Bucs game was just a coup de grace and any team would have done the same

>>150183204
Yes, I'm sure other great QBs have never thrown pick sixes. How dare he not be absolutely perfect, this one play completely erases the overwhelming amount of great plays he's made in his career.

>>150183221
she had da fluuuu and took a pooooooooooooo!

>strongest postseason probabilities, according to CBS Sportsline prediction models
Bills, 99%
Ravens, 93
Eagles, 88
Packers, 77
Chiefs, 76
Buccaneers, 73
Lions, 72

>weakest
Giants, 1%
Browns, 1
Panthers, 3
Patriots, 6

>>150183144
>bears
>raiders
>could be good

Second dynasty incoming.

The butthurt will be hilarious.

>>150183155
ngl, her podcast is comfy depending on the topic.

>>150183076
I think the Jaguars will finish with around 9 wins
the Buccaneers are my NFC pick for the 'owl

>>150183242
yes, anon, i'm sure her grandma-san had a GREAT recipe for orange chicken.

>>150183242
you're gay

>>150183241
Sweetie… it’s over

>>150183238
People are high on the Pats and I don't see how the Bears are in a different position
Raiders is more hpeful

>>150183144
>'turds
>good
kek, b-b-b--b-b-but we wuz da 7th seeeeds n sheeeeeit

>>150183257
NTA but they'll never have the twenty year run they had under Brady Belichick, but I could see them becoming a team like The Ravens where they just refuse to be shit for more than a year or two

The Bears Derangement Syndrome is quite potent in this genny, might I prescribe some BCB (Big Caleb super Bowl) in these trying times? It will help ease the pain when da bears win the superb owl.

>>150183222
Yep uh huh, that's why hurts has shit the bed every game vs tampa

Bears winning 15

>>150183260
stop watching Sportscenter queerbo

>>150183270
The only time they’ve been mentioned was a ranker giving them a good ranking but ok

>>150183275
good thing he played 16 other teams in a season my man

Coach

>>150183242
its an even better watch

>>150183241
kek the jets and pats will never do anything again

Primate.

Gay, turbofaggot reverse psychology vicuck nigger OP. It’s easy to see though the pathetic vicuck attempts to rally support in a Nepalese water skiing forum for their miserable, sure-to-disappoint “”””””football team”””””

>>150183268
>but I could see them becoming a team like The Ravens where they just refuse to be shit for more than a year or two
Its already been a half a decade of them being fucking garbage though kek

>>150181773 (OP)

>>150183299
is this a dude or a woman being a dude

>>150183298
Recency bias. They've only gone three years without a playoff appearance, Ravens have done that in the last decade alone

>>150183306
A fag

>>150183310
Anon its been 6 years since brady.

>>150183299
kungz gotta be the gayest team in the league overall
only one that comes close are the queefs

Anyone else like the Bucs' current uniforms over the creamsicle ones that most people gush over? I think the pirate theme is really cool.

>>150183317
And despite not having a franchise guy they still made the playoffs. They've been bad but it's not like The Browns or The Jets where they're just completely doomed

This man is solely responsible for the Chiefs dynasty. Without this man Andy Reid would never have won a Superbowl

>>150183313
Still not sure if that is better or worse than the bald panther tranny but yikes
>>150183318
California has multiple teams, eagles exist, its a fight for gayest nfl team.

>>150183237
>Panthers that low

>>150183322
not crazy about the pewter jerseys but the red and white are two of the best jerseys in the league

>>150183326
>they made the playoffs!
So did the phins more than once since Tua manifested from the demon hole. Doesn't mean the Phins are anything approaching good.

>>150183289
>look at my tits that don't exist!
>give me views!
Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

>>150183299
>wrong footwear
>no midriff
>longer shorts
the lack of matching uniforms is quite amateurish desu

>>150183329
if by gay you mean super bowl champs, fuck yeah!

>>150183322
The only pirates in tampa bay now are butt pirates though so it kinda takes the fun out of the bucs.

>>150183299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zygi_Wilf
let's not forget who owns that team

>>150183335
>look at my tits that don't exist!
i think you mean look at those PITS!

>>150183340
yea thats a pretty gay nigger.

>>150183329
packers are in the conversation too

55M a year for Jordan Love LMAOOOOO

Describe Vikings owner Zygi Wolf's physical appearance using one word

Wow Mina kimes is a fucking dud

>>150183351
they're not just in the conversation, they started it.

>>150183348
not nice to talk about your step daddy like that

>>150183322
The creamsicles were unique and instantly recognizable. These look very generic. If you hid the logo, I'm not sure if many people would correctly guess the team.

>>150183268
Pretty sure they’re gonna need a coach and a quarterback first, at minimum
Then, you know. Every other position too lol.

>>150183367
>only 2 teams use this color scheme
>durrrrr who is dis one huehuehuehuehue
shut up, faggot.

>>150183364
Bro he really likes women wtf stop
>>150183365
more weirdo tranny projection fetish discord posting

>>150183364
wtf is this real?

I've never had sex with a women. Does the vagina feel different from a hand?
At least my Cardinals won their preseason game....

>>150183382

>>150183382
if feels exactly like your dads clenched lips

>>150183327
Kelce was an Andy Reid pick and Mahomes was a veach pick.
Yes he was the actual GM for both of those so he locked them in but neither would've been drafted in KC if there wasn't Reid and Brett Veach.

Dorsey was much more heavy on Deshaun Watson. Which probably would've succeeded in KC where they'd find masseuses for Watson that actually wanted to give him a happy ending.

>>150183382
Real Venus Regular feels exactly like a vagina, minus the warmth

>>150183327
>>150183402
Veach worked under him thus Veach doesn't deserve credit for Mahomes. Otherwise we'll have to start giving credit to Veach's scouts he employed.

>>150183382
Wouldn't know. I prefer men
Go Chiefs

>>150183299
kangfags? your response?

>>150183410
Scouts exist to change the GMs mind.
He changed andy Reid's mind and when both of them stumped for Mahomes it changed him from Watson to Mahomes.

>>150183382
Get a plastic grocery bag and go to the beach. Fill up the bag with the mud from under the water and then let it air out for a few days. Then fuck the bag, that’s what a vagina feels like

>>150183382
I have sex many womans they love big punjabi pens

>>150183335
based Lajoie poster

>>150183407
>Btw go eagles

>>150183363
I, too, used to be gay until my dad beat it out of me.

>>150183417
thanks, weirdo

>>150183414
green gay. kek

>>150183417
But that's a bag of sand....

>>150183421
I post that a couple times a year. Every year though, it gets less recognized. Sad.

>>150183417
>Get a plastic grocery bag and go to the beach. Fill up the bag with the mud from under the water and then let it air out for a few days.
Is that how God made woman?

>>150183402
What about Marcus Peters, Chris Jones and Tyreek Hill? Let me guess that wasn't John Dorsey either right? Lmfaooo

>>150183428
we've been over this, not everyone calling out kangz faggotry is a packturd

>>150183434
Actually it's based it doesn't get recognised because it's stupid as shit and you should be ridiculed for being stupid.

>>150183441
>Marcus Peters
Not on the team when we won a ring doofus, and not on the team very long in general
>Tyreek Hill
Won one ring

>>150183416
In an alternative universe Watson went to the Chiefs and got away with raping girls. His rape count would be in the hundreds and Reid would let him get away with it since he's a shit father.

Uh, racistbros idk how to feel about this one

>>150183450
We cut a top 3 rb at the time because he lightly shoved a woman with her foot but sure, your headcanon is as valid as ever

>>150183448
Well, fuck you then. BITCH!

>>150183449
Your chiefs would have won more rings with Tyreek. It was a bad move by Veach.
Nick Wright sources told him Tyreek will be a chiefs in 2026 which means Veach regrets the trade.

>>150183457
>we

>>150183414
They let a white man take a job from a woman. That's pretty based

>we

>>150183457
jovan belton
andy reid's son
tyreek hill
kelce dating a zogbot whore and shoving the coach during the owl
allowing that pink haired black chick in the booth for the owl

>>150183457
Your governor would pardon him just like he did with Reid's son who braindeaded that little girl.

>>150183450
Does this alternate reality feature peanut oil in the booty hole?

>>150183471
skeeyup

>>150183322
Creamsicle is kino
Red is also kino
Their logo is also kino
I like how their cheerleaders look

>>150183449
I thought the Chiefs were a dynasty 2019-2023 since they win 5 rings? Tyreek Hill was on 3 of those 5 teams so the fact that he only helped them win 1 Superbowl is irrelevant. Either the Chiefs weren't actually a dynasty or Hill was a core member of said dynasty

>>150183482
based
bucs have a top 5 aesthetic

You may only post in this thrrad if your head coach, quarterback coach, offensive coordinator, and entire quarterback room is white, as god intended

>>150183484
3 rings in 5 years*

>>150183484
Are you drunk?

>>150183489
Is Mason Rudolph white?

>>150183287
>>150183291
the fact that this bigotry went unnoticed made me so sick i laid a fat tua tagovailoa

>>150183455
I know what I'm capable of.

>>150183493
Just on making you mad.

>>150183493
It's obvious I meant to say 3 rings in 5 years. Are the Chiefs 2019-2023 a dynasty yes or no? If the answer is yes then Tyreek Hill was an integral part of the dynasty as he was on 3 of those 5 teams

Washington Redskins
Boston Dagoes
New York Kikes
San Francisco Gooks
Arizona Wetbacks
Atlanta Jigaboos

>>150183508
ebin

>>150183508
Volumes.

Who taught you how to throw a spiral?

>>150183525
I was born knowing how to throw a spiral

>>150183508
Thanks for reminding me that people from reddit mostly just come here to post racist shit.

>>150183507
We became a dynasty when we won our third ring. That came in our fourth super bowl. Tyreek won one ring, and played in two. He was at the beginning of the dynasty but obviously does not count as one of the “reasons” for it like you said. He was immediately proven to be nonessential

Benjamin David Johnson

>>150183531
All ive done is hold up a mirror to your double standards

>>150183534
>He was at the beginning of the dynasty
>does not count as one of the “reasons” for it
You're dumb as rocks

>>150183521
>tfw your wife won't let you prep the bull or be on the cleanup crew
Still love my Chiefs

i can't wait for all of the preseason coverage!

>>150183531
good go back where it's safe

>>150183525
I don't know how to throw a spiral. I never had anyone to throw to.

>>150183544
Says the one who can’t understand something and is objectively in the wrong
How is someone who did not even play in half of our super bowls responsible for the dynasty? HURRR DURRRR
He was there at the beginning. Yes. That is not the same as being there the whole time. Do you understand that? Good. Now let’s go even further. It’s not the same as even being there half the time. If you are not even there for half of something, you cannot claim to be an essential reason for it. This is not difficult, but I’m having to write an essay about it like it’s physics, because you’re apparently not a moron.

>>150183455
You're brown if you want to fuck animals.

>>150183525
Self taught. I bought a $40 ball from a shop called Sterling Sport when I was 13 similar to pic related. I remember it wasn't a full size ball obviously but it was a Wilson's ball and it had Cowboys colours+their logo (only one they had) it was based as fuck chucking it around with mates and teaching em about NFL

>>150183550
No need to use an apostrophe at the end of your sentence dumbass.

>black HCs

>>150183564
wtf...

>>150183559
coward

>>150183558
Tyreek was there for 3 of the 5 years that's more than half. Also you can't win 3 rings without first winning 1. John Dorsey's drafting genius was the driving force behind the Chiefs dynasty

>>150181773 (OP)
self loathing fans are the fucking worst. turn off your tv and do something else, loser

>>150183581
3 years is indeed more than half of 5, when 5 is some arbitrary unquantified cut off in your own mind that has no relation to Tyreek Hill or the Chiefs.
Fucking morons good Lord.
He played in two super bowls. We have played in five. He was with Mahomes for 3 season. Mahomes is in his 9th season. Those are the actual numbers.
I repeat, are you drunk?

>>150183525

>>150183558
>That is not the same as being there the whole time
Yeah that doesn't matter. You thinking it does is why you're dumb. Stupid. He helped get KC to the CCG/Owl, he was one of the reasons the dynasty is a thing. Take him out and KC misses like half of their Owl appearances
Dummy

>>150183595
What about the five picks the Chiefs got in the 22 and 23 draft for trading Hill? If Dorsey hadn't drafted Hill they wouldn't have those picks to help fill out their roster for those Superbowl wins. Keep coping you know I'm right

No one here thinks that you are cool, faggot.

Here is a visualization for the intellectuals of /sp/
Blue, as you can see, represents the amount of time Tyreek played for the Chiefs
Red, on the other hand, represents the length of the Chiefs dynasty
Are we able to say that blue is an essential part of red’s length? No! That would be very silly of us, since blue is much shorter, and red goes on for so long without it

>>150183604
>Take him out and KC misses like half of their Owl appearances
Yeah I remember when KC was going to miss the super bowl from now on because they lost Tyreek, thanks for the time machine

>>150183608
>an essential part
BTW you injected this term into the conversation and are trying to make it the focal point because you're wrong about what we're actually talking about

>>150183617
You're clearly butthurt, just address the point I made

the FLEET would bootyblast your shit team

Reddit. Reddit boasts superior football discussion.

queefs fags still defend >their franchise despite the fact that >their team was about to be shipped to mexico city until the missouri demotards gave them 2 billion gibsmedats for a new sandbox.

>>150183621
Yeah try to get lost in the weeds of semantics because I blew you out and then claim I’m the one coping and hiding
Essential part is synonymous with being “one of the ressons for,” there is no call to try to zero in on that term as if it’s overspecific except the fact that you lost the argument and think you can win if you make it more complicated than it is with word games

>there are people itt who doubt the fleet are coming back to win it all

Gonna look real foolish famalam

My team would booty blast the Fleet.

>>150183631
>lost in the weeds of semantics
You're desperately trying to just change the conversation. Tyreek was one of the reasons for the KC dynasty. THAT'S what we're talking about

>>150183598
hell yeah bro

Betfags, this is your mindset.

>>150183598
this makes me think of the movie the skulls

>>150183641
I’m glad you agree, since saying so is synonymous with him being an “essential part”. Now consult the drawing again, retard

>yeah, but
kwab

>>150183651
>is synonymous with him being an “essential part”
Like I said, you're dumb as rocks

>>150183648
betting on preseason is something else

>>150183654
You’re literally the stupidest person I’ve talked to in weeks, actually.
If your mind is really breaking over the phrase replace it with your own, dumb fuck, because they’re synonymous.
Is the blue in the drawing “the reason for” the red being so long? Yes or no.

>>150183648
Lions should reply to him "no you're a fucking loser" but they are cowards.

>>150183664
>they’re synonymous.
Lol
>the drawing
Kek, you mean the one that isn't to scale? THAT'S what you're hanging your hat on

>>150183674
What team are you a fan of, in closing? Just wanting to update my impression of your fanbase’s IQ

Chiefs don't win Superbowl in 2019 without Tyreek Hill

Chiefs don't win Superbowls in 22 and 23 without these players

You also still ignored John Dorsey drafting Chris Jones who has been there the entire time and absolutely dominated in the 4th quarter of their 2019 Superbowl win with 3 passes batted down

>>150183679
Damn, you really are mad
Take a guess

>>150183691
Just tell me, you have nothing to embarrassed about. You won. :)

zomg plz think of the poor athlete that is getting better healthcare than 99% of world!!!!!!!!! also he is getting hundreds of thousands of dollars to play recess, but he is so oppressed and injured and we should feel bad!!!!

>>150183693
The Browns

>>150183689
>Chiefs don't win Superbowl in 2019 without Tyreek Hill
That’s an opinion not a fact, and it’s the same sentiment people expressed after we lost before we went on to keep winning rings
>Chiefs don't win Superbowls in 22 and 23 without these players
Tyreek does not get to claim responsibility for the Chiefs winning with players they got out of trading him, I can understand why you would try to make the argument but it doesn’t work. His contribution is his own, and ended early
>You also still ignored John Dorsey drafting Chris Jones
He did do that, he wasn’t worthless. But he’s no Veach

>>150183700
Thank you ;) Good luck with that

Do the Eagles still employ Big Dom?

>>150183709
I ain’t reading all that nigga

>>150183718
>>150183718
>>150183718
New

>>150183709
I accept your concession

>>150183648
They truly are degenerates

>>150183020
>washington red football skins commander team
Washington Red Commanders Football Team of Landover

>>150183695
I mean I do feel for the guys who weren't on some crazy college deal shilling jew nonsense and aren't in the nfl yet who have legit no money and are being pushed by their shithole families into this monkey sport.