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Anonymous United States No.150181774 [Report] >>150182495 >>150183524
/NFL/: Schizo edition
I am not crazy. I know it’s the Lions fan.

He’s behind all of it — every anti-Mahomes post on /sp/. The webms, the bait replies, the “ref baby” spam. It’s not organic hate — it’s a coordinated campaign. He’s got multiple devices, maybe a VPN. I’ve seen it. I know it. Makes it look like a dozen anons agree, but it’s always him. Always the Lions fan.

I’ve told the mods. I’ve reported him. Explained how he samefags and floods every Mahomes thread with the same out-of-context webms. They do nothing. Every time I post a clean stat line? Boom — new ID, same garbage.

This isn’t just backlash. This started in 2020. Mahomes wins MVP, goes to the Super Bowl — meanwhile the Lions go 5–12 and something in his brain snaps. Since then? Every Mahomes thread becomes a disaster. “Ref baby.” “Holding O-line merchant.” “Carried by the league.” The same phrases. Like a script.

And he uses Reddit spacing. That’s how I know. Paragraphs after every sentence. You think ten different anons all post like that? No. It’s him.

He posts the same 10 clips. Cropped, zoomed, slowed down. One late flag, one missed hold — and suddenly Mahomes is a fraud?

I push back with stats. Pressure rates, QB efficiency, EPA. And what do I get? “Schizo poster.” I get warned — while he floods the board unchecked.

This is chicanery.
It’s manipulation. Sabotage. He wants Mahomes erased from GOAT conversations.

And the worst part?

People believe him.

They quote him. They back him. They repeat “ref baby” like gospel. They pretend 400-yard playoff games and broken ankles mean nothing if there’s one holding call in the second quarter.

But not our precious Lions fan! Couldn’t be him! No, he’s just “telling it like it is,” right?

They don’t see it.

But I do.

Behind every derail, every passive-aggressive webm, every “Brady would never” post — it’s him.

It’s always been him.

It’s the Lions fan.

And now...

You have to stop him.
You have to...
Anonymous United States No.150181800 [Report]
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating!
Anonymous United States No.150181859 [Report]
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
Anonymous United States No.150182437 [Report] >>150182495
the quality of these generals is falling at an incredible rate
Anonymous United States No.150182495 [Report] >>150183215
>>150182437
I blame the webm spammer's >>150181774 (OP) parents for not making sure he's medicated. His parents don't know how to handle mental illness so they put him in front of a computer and he becomes our problem.
Anonymous United States No.150182506 [Report]
START JARED STIDHAM
Anonymous United States No.150183215 [Report]
>>150182495
Seek help, schizo
Anonymous United States No.150183231 [Report] >>150183330
>tfw im starting to lose faith
Anonymous United States No.150183300 [Report]
Patty Cuckitini
Anonymous United States No.150183330 [Report]
>>150183231
>living in Ohio
surprised you haven't offed your family and yourself by now. congrats I guess.
Anonymous United States No.150183513 [Report]
HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS
Anonymous United States No.150183524 [Report]
>>150181774 (OP)
coach primate