Thread 150181853

TODAY'S RESULT:

>Community Shield
Crystal Palace 2-2 Liverpool (3-2p)

supercup soon for the mighty sperms

Arsenal won the window and you're seething

>nketiah moves away from arsenal
>immediately starts winning trophies

Reminder.

>>150181878
the window trophy

>>150181928
mad at Berta?

1. Chelsea (89 points)
2. Arsenal (88 points)
3. Liverpool (84 points)
4. Man United (79 points)
5. Man City (70 points)
6. Everton (61 points)
7. Tottenham (60 points)
8. Brighton (58 points)

>>150182022
Dave has NO ANSWER for this btw

>>150182022
Are Alice catching strays

>>150181881
mad to think erik ten hag has more silverware than arteta you have to admit it's mad that

anyone wants Nicolas Jackson?

MASON MOUNT TO NEOM SC HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150182100
wheres that lad playing nowadays?

united's transfers haven't been completely absurd for once therefore i predict they'll flop in comical fashion

>>150182171
if Donnaruma happens I'll care

Liverpool spent 500 MILLION and lost to Crystal Palace

>>150182022
What happens if Newcastle put a complaint in about Liverpool tapping up Isak? Would he support that move?

>>150182199
whats the point in spending so much time on a transfer if you don't know a player even wants it

MarinACKis

>>150182002
Delusion

Is ŠeškGOD playing against Arseanal?

>>150182213
Kys liversissy

>Spend huge amount of money on fancy new attackers
>Defence and midfield is still the same old shit
Which club am I talking about?

>>150182293
Liverpool

how the fuck is mason mount still at united
does he even play?

>>150182305
It's a trick question since it also applies to United.

>>150182309
>lampard rated him

>>150182269
Hate Liverpoo but Manure will not get 79 points in a season until 2040 at the earliest.

>>150182347
So they will be relegated in 2039?

Liverpool getting humbled this early in the season has made me VERY happy

>>150182455
How many times did man city lose the community shield then go on to win the league in the past 10 years?

>>150181881
I'm pretty sure Nketiah has already won an FA Cup and a Community Shield with Arsenal, hasn't he?

>>150182177
>leave PSG for United
Why tho?

>>150182309
If only United had been a bit more patient, they could have signed Palmer from City, who is also a United fan.

>>150182455
They haven't played anyone good yet

>>150182293
Chelsea

>>150182488
Liverpool aren't as good as Man City was.

>>150182668
AND STILL

Erik ten Hag's Man United signings
Antony - £85m (£80.75m and another £4.25m)
Rasmus Hojlund - £72m (£64m, with £8m in add-ons)
Casemiro - £70m (£60m plus £10m in add-ons)
Mason Mount - £60m (£55m plus £5m)
Lisandro Martinez - £57m (£48.5m plus £8.5m - Further £2.2m in solidarity payments to Martinez's former clubs)
Leny Yoro - £52m (plus £6m in add-ons)
Manuel Ugarte - £50.8m (£42.3m, plus £8.5m in add-ons)
Andre Onana - £47.2m
Matthijs de Ligt - £43m (£38m plus £4.5m)
Joshua Zirkzee - £36m
Noussair Mazraoui - £17m
Tyrell Malacia - £14.6m
Altay Bayindir - £4.3million
Sofyan Amrabat - Loan (£8.5m)
Sergio Reguilon - Loan (Undisclosed)
Marcel Sabitzer - Loan (Undisclosed)
Wout Weghorst - Loan (£2.5m compensat

YFW this is the best 1-2 punch in professional sports this season?

>>150182679
Didn't Chelsea sign Hato?

>>150182753
>one can only cross
>one can't head the ball to save his life
deadly for Arseanal fans, kek

>>150182696
>Wout Francois Maria Weghorst
scored a double today

>>150182757
Yeah but their main CB got ACL and still no replacement iirc

>>150182833
I checked the news and he just got his injury. You can't expect a replacement in days especially when it is unplanned.

>>150182696
if they'd played youth over literally every single one of these they would've achieved the same outcome

Gary Neville WEF puppet

>>150182849
lindelof is free

>>150183112
Will make their defence worse than what they have. Caceido is the important piece anyway.

>>150182253
Yes

Liverpool customers trying desperately to switch the narrative from their EMBARRASSING defeat to Crystal Palace after spending £500M to Man United.

>>150183150
surely during their most impressive stretch in 40 years a single loss couldn't cause such disarray?

>>150183163
£2B squad losing to Palace is /lug/ worthy

i'm more upset of Matija Sarkic's death over Jota's

>>150182696
hojlund is the first player i've ever seen where i legitimately don't understand how he's a professional, let alone playing in the premier league, has to be some shadiness going on there

>>150183529
He showed potential in Atlanta. If you watched his highlights (inb4 highlights), he was really pacey and direct.

>>150183529
he scored 16 goals in his 1st season as a 20yo striker, dunno wtf happened in his 2nd season

>>150183150
dave bro it's like 4am your time. you've been at it all day. go to bed

>>150183556
watching his atlanta highlights he's a bit better yeah but i noticed his whole thing was just sort of running in a straight line and throwing his weight behind the ball, i also forgot halfway through that this was meant to be a striker

>>150181853 (OP)
Sesko's social media following has doubled since signing for man united. Maybe this why players still go there, it can grow their brand

jadon the rebellincho

>>150182022
>getting rattled by goldbridge gossip
Im gonna chalk this off as getting beaten by Palace again. Brings up rough memories
reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

Doesn't get better than this

>>150183529
>>150183584
he arrived at Man Utd and scored goals immediately in the CL against Bayern and Galatasaray (they still lost those matches thanks to Onana incompetence) but he never really found some form until the Jan/Feb of his first season scoring a few. Overall he is poor and United got RINSED for him. Didnt help Ten Hag was set on using him and trying to sell Amad. I wonder if any SEG agency players are at Leverkusen right now

>>150183788
probably. end of the day he had two options. Man Utd or Newcastle. After months being courted by Arsenal.

Newcastle status?

>>150184224
se queda

>70m for Savinho
you've got to be joking

>>150184551
He was really good in Spain (yeah you can blame the league), I wonder if it’s Pep’s autism destroying yet another winger or he just looked good in a bad team back when he was in Spain

>>150183529
It's another case of physicaly gifted athlete bullying their way in junior league despite having no real talent or foundation in their technical and mental abilities. He is like a greener Lukaku, but even Lukaku at his worst was still decent at reading the game and never run around like a headless chicken.

>>150184095
Dogshit backline
This isnt PES you nonce

>>150184551
Better than 70m for Kudus

>Spurs trying to sign Savinho for €50m
100% a Levy tactic saying 50m in discussions and then making it euros in the submittal. They’re both English clubs btw I don’t get the euros use unless it’s a tactic

Remember when Liverpool fans said Liverpool is everyone second team “protagonists of football la”

Bit of a reality check maybe when you boo national anthem and everyone else calls it stupid

>>150182022
Most educated Scouser

>>150184856
They keep trying to push every deal as Euros for some reason and have done it for a few years now. You know like all oil is bought in $ or whatever? It's like they're trying to do that.

>>150185004
yeah its because most transfers are either euro clubs

>>150183529
he was bought for his potential and was supposed to be a backup for harry kane, then they failed to get kane and just stuck him in the starting 11, honestly feel bad for him

>>150182753
Arsenal are SCARY, SCINTILLATING, AND DANGEROUS. I've literally been trembling in fear ever since I saw their transfer plans. Make sure you like and subscribe.

>Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish says the club will sell captain Marc Guehi this summer to avoid losing him on a free at the end of his contract.

Glasner surely resigns if that happens.

>>150185167
>£70m is NOT ENOUGH, Newcastle and Spurs will have to FUCK OFF
>Liverpool are interested? Ah yes of course, we humbly request a £40m fee

>>150185167
Is he any good.
He looks small for a center back and then there's his skin color..

fuck

>>150184856
>>150185004
isnt this just european journalists reporting it as euros and then english ones do the same story in gbp

>>150185167
couldn't blame him have there even been any transfer rumours for palace this summer? eze and guehi have been linked away the whole time and they've signed nobody

>>150185327
Players presumably want clarity on whether they could expect europa league football or not.

>>150185285
He hates gays, so he'll be perfect at filling the void that Jordan Henderson left.

>>150185348
Henderson was based? He looked homo too t b h

>spend 300M
>get worse
That Liverpool feel

>>150185383
He's joking, Henderson was pretty heavily involved publicly with LGBT charities which is why he got some stick when he went to Saudi. Guehi wore a rainbow captains armband one time but also wrote "I love Jesus" on it.

GB having a cry live on telly
Of course Liverpool get no mention from his cowardly lips despite tapping Isak up for a year and a half

>>150185403
>He's joking
Yeah. Remember when Hendo and Lallana (a known homosexual) *had* to have a shared room in hotels and that room *had* to be next door to Klopp's (another known homosexual, was in a relationship with the kitman while his beard stayed in Germany) and it *had* to have a connecting door between the two so they could stay up late, just the three of them, talking "tactics"? Haha!

>>150185445
>homosexual gossip
i can see you remember all those details (where do gays even hear this stuff!?)

>>150185403
Yeah, i don't know a thing about Henderson but my gay alarm went off everytime i saw him play.
Also
>Guehi wore a rainbow captains armband one time but also wrote "I love Jesus" on it.
Writing that you love another man makes it twice as gay

>>150185441
Can't wait to see Isak reluctantly return to training and make a miserable, grovelling apology.

>>150185457
All proven facts.

>>150185473
in what grindr group chats?

henderson wearing the cap was sovl, wish more keepers would do that.
i think oilver kahn used to always wear a cap and was really aesthetic.

>>150185441
What a fucking kwab kek

>>150185476
I read it on a toilet wall

>>150185487
I don't remember kahn with cap at all

every caller on talksport today calling scousers subhumans for booing the anthem kek
everyone hates them

Did Cp fans boo the minutes silence before Liverpool booed the national anthem or vive versa

>>150185514
Scousers booed the anthem first.
They don't understand causality.

>>150185514
the minute silence was after the anthem pretty clearly in retaliation

>>150185469
>love can only be sexual its the only metric i understand
Mindbroken zoomer moment

>>150185506
nah he used to wear it alot

Two years ago to the day. How would you rate Caicedo's stint at Liverpool?

>Scouse not English la!
Worse LARP than every Scot on the internet phonetically typing their accent like they're in a fucking Dickens novel, desperate to believe they're speaking anything other than The King's

>>150185487
They still wear them sometimes if it's sunny

>>150185441
>Jf comes for money and doesnt give a fuck about the history or traditions of the club.
Wonder if this could be applied to anything else...

>>150185527
>It's uhmm spiritual love ackually
Whatever gramps, go ask moses to split your ass like a sea

>>150185561
>still talking about sex
Pornbrained freak. Genuinely feel sorry for you

>>150185559
don't really have anyone in my recent memory wearing one in those sunny matches.
probably cause it's rarely sunny in brittania

surprised this one happened

>>150185512
People don’t like the fan group that rushed turnstiles leading to the death of 39 people and England banned from European matches for 5 years?

Are you sure? The lads on here make it out they are liked by everyone.

>>150185595
I'm not, they needed a 'big' name for the new stadium
Grealish wants minutes so he can go to the world cup

>>150185611
Genuinely mad that no one ever talks about that. Even as some background for Hillsborough. Or scousers well they play Juve are like we've both suffered its the same

O jadon sancho surely you dont want to miss out next year WC?

Eze to Arsenal soon.

news on donnarumma to yanayted?

>>150185566
Why u cussing me bro? Is it because I'm black?

>>150185646
Probably going to happen, he won't accept being second choice and man utd are the only ones stupid enough to pay his wages

>>150185634
copium but i believe it

>>150185664
He looked alright on Saturday
>>150185646
Literally nothing. Last real news of it is James Ducker at Torygraph saying Man Utd are decided to go for him or a young GK instead and it depends on outgoings.
Personally don’t see it happening. Sounds like agent mischief

>>150185681
He missed an absolute sitter.

>>150185683
>Man city and Girona can play in europe
>Forest and olympikos can play in europe
>Red bull salzburg and red bull leipzig can play in europe
Reckon I'd he seething as a palace fan

It's over

>>150185687
Took a well headed goal. It’s preseason. Wait and see he scores against United. I think he will because Arsenal goals come from set pieces and United shit their pants at set pieces. I think he’ll get 15 goals this season

>>150185683
Their argument was stupid. The ones which got away with it said they didn't think they'd fallen foul of the rules whereas Palace argued they hadn't been informed of the rules, when it isn't really on UEFA to do that and they did try contacting them about it multiple times regardless.
We know the first lot were lying but it's better than pleading complete ignorance.

Oi, Benji here. Wot do bri-ish roses in Manchasta think about Slovenian chaps? Also, the weatha's a bit shite, innit?

>>150185683
forest chads stay winning

>>150185683
genuine corruption
application of a "rule" that doesnt even apply to palace and the party involved no longer has anything to do with the club
it's not enforcing ANYTHING

hearing strong rumours from my sources grealish to everton on loan is complete, barring a few crossing of is and dotting of ts

>>150185722
/mug/chads WE STAY WINNING

>>150185795
you mean you read it in this thread half an hour ago
RFN living up to his name

>>150185595
They're paying the majority of his £300kpw.

>Early morning RFN torpedo
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

>>150185806
no i literally had a call from my source and came here to spread the news. if you dont want my many years of journalistic knowledge and expertise you can just say.

>>150185808
feel like its doable for them on a loan and grealish gets to try and prove himself for the world cup
got a feeling it just goes the other way though and we all get to see hes past it

>>150185595
I'm more surprised Spurs didn't hijack the deal since they need emergency AM. Maybe Eriksen could come back for one year.

>>150185821
nah come on RFN we need you here man, you're the best in the business by a long shot

>>150185795
>Man City treble winner to Moyes’ Everton in 2 yrs
whatever happened there

>>150185722
Big zirkz kino season in the making

wow...

>people actually hating on RFN
what has happened to my beloved board?

Really impressed by the foresight of Slot to dodge the Charity Shield (not a trophy) curse

>>150185782
Remember when Leipzig and Salzburg both played in the CL at the same time and UEFA allowed it because RedBull owning Leipzig didn't mean they had any influence over Salzburg who they also owned?
See what fucking happens when you let the French run things.

>>150185821
We don't want your shite posts

>>150185844
>my journalistic rivals photoshopping fake posts
getting kind of sad at this point

mad how the irrelevant 14 weren't crying about spending rules last year when clubs like Brighton and Wet Spam were spunking 200m+ and Liverpool bought nobody

>>150185823
I take it by majority they probably mean £160k-£175kpw at a push. Doucoure and DCL alone were getting £230kpw between them. Then there's other players they've released so they've freed wages there too.
I think all of those big money flops they bought when they were rich for a little bit have all gone now.

so the only real argument palace had was that forest have traded 6 players with textor over the past years so there is evidence of a conflict of interest between forest & lyon. If CAS had accepted that retarded argument, it would mean that palace would have had a conflict too as they have traded 7 between them & textor's clubs

what a mong

OFFICIAL | Crystal Palace will play in the UEFA Conference League. The Court of Arbitration for Sport ruled that UEFA's original decision to demote them from the Europa League will stand, reports @TimesSport

how do we stop them always winning?

>>150185914
>Not giving the spot to United
Can't stand the irrelevant 14 2bh

>>150185514
>>150185520
>>150185524
Why are the English such willing slaves to monarchy? Worshipping another man and begging God to save him is so weird.

>>150185963
go argue on /pol/ potato headed mong

>>150185915
Deforestation

>>150185963
I just hate scousers mate

>>150185915
is he really a mafia boss?

>>150186001
Greekanon did a great write up about it a while ago. He's never been back since. Replaced by an imposter.

>>150185985
I don't remember who it was against or if it was last season but I think Forest's social media guy was being cheeky before a game but after the game the other team posted an image of a tree stump with an axe on it after beating Forest. I think it was Wolves maybe?

>>150186024
so is he actually or is he just a typical ruthless businessman

>>150186054
yeah drug smuggling, buildings getting blown up, people getting killed
its pretty mad but forest fans have copes about other teams being funded by arab oil or whatever so i guess it makes it okay

>>150186032
it was like 2 seasons ago forest posted a picture with emanuel dennis (forgot he ever existed) sat playing with some wolf puppies and titled it 'play time' and then wolves responded with an axe through a tree

>>150186032
Yep, Wolves even called them Notts Forest to really piss them off

>>150185872
>crying plastic

>>150186061
i forgot the case but he was linked to one of the biggest drug busts in europe, seem to remember it was seized on a yacht and like all of the witnesses conveniently started dying

why are citeh selling players?

>>150186076
He didn't even try to hide it, it was all very public and the media just gaslight the public on his behalf (the most popular greek TV channel is owned by him, it's called MEGA). he had all of them killed publicly so no one gets the bright idea to even think about screwing him over. this is a fourth world nation.

>>150186107
seems like they need the money to fund a massive transfer

>>150186084
Disgusting ambitonless player

Worst FUCKING thing about the new season is hearing "HURR DURR HE IN MUH FANTUSY TEEM" nobody cares you clown

>>150186115
whom'st may that be thoughever?
or are they perhaps merely trying to correct the books

>>150186107
about to blow another £200m on defenders

>>150186107
Pep wants a small squad

>>150186129
they don't need to correct the books they are well within PSR
I'm thinking that they are gearing up to hijack the Isak deal

>>150186129
rodrygo wants a move, city are probably the only ones who would pay his wages and are willing to sell savinho

>>150186084
crazy. i don't like the cut of his jib but wanting a move to forest is strange.

>>150186150
rodrygo makes sense actually.
>>150186136
hijaking isak deal from liVARpool would be sovl

>>150185560
dont need to be foreign to not give ashiy about a club

>>150186159
haaland and isak as a front two would destroy the league

>>150186114
how did he acquire so much power?

>>150186084
£20m is way too cheap, he's worth at least £35-40 in this market

will probably have a buy black clause

>>150185852
>>150185782
>>150185683
Of course they lost the appeal. There were clear "loopholes" for Palace to use but they fucked up and missed the timeline. This is 100% on them. I don't understand everyone bitching and moaning about corruption when it was 100% Palace's fault they missed out on Europa.
They knew the rules
They knew the deadline
They missed the deadline
Conference League isn't 1/2 bad anyway

>>150186063
>>150186064
>Emanuel Dennis
Wow, yeah, don't remember him at all.
And yeah, it indeed was Wolves. Ruben Neves also posted his own version with three adult wolves that was liked by a Bruno and a bunch of others lol.
Wonder how the Forest admin was feeling after that day.

>>150186226
conference league leaves them £20m worse off

>>150186226
they've already much better chance of winning conference anyway

>>150186128
based
i played it last season doing transfers every week and that but honestly it ruins football for me you end up caring about random results
not playing that slop again

>>150186234
Considering the news of them selling Guehi and Eze, they aren't make it out of the group stages in Europa.

>>150186243
me? assemble a team pre season and then leave it that way for the entirety of it. sometimes check at the end of the season sometimes don't

heres your answer

>>150186114
think you wrote something about it on another thread a while ago which made me read the whole article about the "vampire ship" Noor one, probs one of the most insane drug smuggling stories ive seen.
surely should be made into a film sometime in the future.

>>150186255
won my offices fantasy league once doing it that way

>>150186226
the "deadline" which was months before the end of the competitions that causes any conflict
a "conflict" of ownership where Textor now has nothing to do with palace at all
makes a load of sense, retarded seamonkey

>>150186224
yeah the low fee screams buy back clause

>>150186257
Chelsea will end up overpaying for Xavi and back off from Garnacho

>>150186218
Pretty sure he comes from a family of rich and powerful shipping magnates so has lined the pockets of politicians and others for generations
He looks like a bond villain

>>150186257
I'd take rodrygo over this fraud

>>150186337
He looks more like a henchman.

>>150185764
You're 6'5" mate, you'll do well.

>>150186356
Me too and i dont do well

>>150184488
a fellow cryptographer I see

>>150185551
Ghosted. Might as well have not been on the pitch.

now that forest have got their place sorted no doubt their fat cunt owner will splash about £200m over the next couple of weeks

Well lads, the new "retarded rules that will be implemented for 3 weeks and instantly forgotten" is here, and it's the ruler the keepers have to hold onto the ball.

>>150186359
Yeah but youre obese and not earning 160k a week.

>>150184233
Mad how lads on here say guys like this are undercover cops

>>150186379
liverpool snubbed again

>>150186394
Id snub them too after that embarrassing defeat yesterday

>>150186380
Im not obese and i earn about 160k in 4years (pre tax)

>>150186379
>citywinslol
I am tired of this bald fraud and his unlimited checkbook

>>150186423
what about liverpool spending £1bn?

>>150185558
>phonetically typing their accent like they're in a fucking Dickens novel
u fink?

>>150186427
Liverpool only spent £61.3m you idiot (also got better)

>>150186462
140m on wirtz
40m on frimpong
50m on kerkez
100m on ekitike
175m on isak
50m on guehi

that's almost 600m so far

mad how Aston Villa have spent more in the last 5 years than Liverpool

>>150186114
>this is a fourth world nation
if santorini is fourth world you can send me to the fourth world anytime

Ngubu to your sisters bed (loan with option to buy)

>>150186382
>Hi, the lads! Don't suppose you know where a fellow lad might be able to get some of the old party powder do you? Or maybe some weeds? Haha, just on a mad one with Offic...uh, Big Dave

so city spent 110m on grealish only to let him play for Everton for free? Ummmmm ok

>>150186427
Well sure, theres that. But Pep already spend like 300mil in the winter lol.

>>150186379
ABCs on seethe watch

I hope scousers wear hats that say 'la' and that he's not just a dodgers fan

plucky little underdog Man City have done it again, assembling a top team on a shoestring budget to compete with the bullying financial giants of the game like Liverpool and Man United

>>150186592
city have won the league 6 times recently and also the CL
they have more money to spend than man united and liverpool combined

>>150186325
Post like this is a prime example of deflection. They will never address the issue of Palace missing a deadline they knew existed. Instead they will cry about the rules instead.

KWAB.

>>150186608
not bad for a league one side

Plastics could never

>>150186379
I
AM
ALLLIIIIIIIIVE

>>150186662
What an absolute waste of time for everyone involved

>>150186487
It's £54.7m if you use the actual amounts you moron

I genuinely think Lelds will get top half this season

>>150186711
Well your a moron then

>>150186718
>your
>your a moron
Irony

>>150186720
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH I TROLLED YOUUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSS! GET WRECKED! :D

>>150186711
Don't understand how you could think this
Longstaff might have his McTominay-esqu breakout season, but that's it.

>>150186735
You are clearly the one being trolled here

>>150186737
Daniel James and Willy Gnonto are European football level wide forwards just from their physical attributes alone
In fact James Gnonto Piroe has shades of Salah Firmino Mane

>>150186739
I TROLLLLLED YOUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAA CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR IT! SEETHE AND/OR COPE! :D

>>150186744
World's okayest front three

>>150186744
Strong Messi Neymar Suarez vibes ICL can't lie

>>150186748
your doing tricks on it 'lil bro!

scousers spent 300m to end up worse omfds

I miss United Dan James

Snap back to reality
No more Europa League
Oh there goes Marc Guehi
Oh there goes Glasner, he will give up that easy

>>150186821
oh my days is it 2005

>>150186735
kek ya cooked him pal. smoked that fucker.

>>150186821
epic

>>150186821
you win the internets good sir

https://x.com/SkyFootball/status/1954568605472821382

Folks on here will ask you why you hate non-league when shit like exists

£15m to loan Grealish

£15m for the black John Barnes

>>150186821
We need to go back, lads

>>150186871
woke nonsense

>>150186832
Keep going

>>150186871
Hate it. Stinks

>>150186912
Looks like tony sopranos high school coach

>>150186916
Oof madone, he looks terrible

thinking how scousers sent their star local lad stevie g death threats and dead rats in the post for wanting to move to chelsea

>>150186912
I think it’s time for you to seriously consider salads

>>150186930
Lies made up by Rupert Murdochs Sun
Plucky loveable Scouse underdogs would never do anything bad to anyone because they’re good people on the right side of history
Free gazza

>>150186945
i eat rats and i support this

>>150186821
based

Americans have ruined the sport

>>150186912
Emile Smith-Rotund

>>150186912
A meal Swiss roll

>>150186959
>promoted clubs 270m in the red
Love to see it

>>150186959
Surely the promoted clubs have had more money come in than that. Or at least 1st and playoff winner. What did they spend it all on?

What's next for Timo Werner?

>>150187085
I guess we'll find out in due timo

>>150187116
boo

>>150187085
Would have said west ham or everton. But i guess somr European europa league/conference league team

>>150186959
Sunderland CHADS brutally mogging Newcastle virgins.

>>150186959
Kek Liverpool can't even win the FFP trophy

>>150186959
promoted clubs should be spending more but psr fucks them. why are people against the esl but not against this type of ringfencing? does 'earn in on the pitch' not matter in the pl?

Why isnt anybody talking about Crystal Palace winning the FA Cup and Charity Shield?

That's a massive achievement

>>150187215
busy laughing at them fumbling europe

why does the irishman refuse to support his local club?

>>150187085
Leipzig want him gone and are trying to ship him to Red Bull New York

>>150187215
Liverpool and Man City fans are too busy pissing shitting and crying

it's over

>>150187308
Got flop written all over it.

>>150187308
Who’s snubbing poocastle this time?

>>150187308
tier 1 source @TheFirmBL_

>>150187321
Yaya sanogo has rejected approach from Newcastle, representatives say club “too small”

>>150185683
eh, they're in a competition they actually have a chance at now

>>150187308
Why didnt they swap him for nuñez + 50mil. Nuñez isny terrible and better than a lot of options

>>150187328
geordie bastards last stand

>>150185512
they're hated everywhere except for reddit and this thread, which for some reason not only tolerates but encourages their retarded spam

>>150187369
ya not sure why they wouldn't effectively pay 80m for nunez

>>150187369
Maybe Nunez plus 85m

>>150187369
It is basically what they did though. Saudi Arabia give Liverpool money for Nuñez. Liverpool give money to Saudi Arabia for Isak.

>>150183150
Lel look at the time this was posted

>>150187308
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150187369
>>150187369
>why not swap him for less money and a shit player no one except the Saudis want
Proper headscratcher that one

>>150187308
The pressure from this whole transfer drama will get to him regardless of whether he stays or goes. His career is over. Luckily for Sweden, Gyökeres was always the better striker.

>>150187370
You forgot to switch your Canadian vpn off for this post about your favourite character David, very bad form

>>150185976
Stop worshipping men, gaylord

>>150187245
It’s only natural for a sub-human bog nonce to be obsessed with the superior English league

>>150185976
It's a yank on a VPN. They do it all the time.
Most "Brits" on 4chan are just americans on vpns. Same thing happened to /bleep/.

>>150187308
https://x.com/NoContext_FanTv/status/1954869386709193027

The obese poo lover is not taking it well

>>150187516
No mate, people in the UK bullying you for wanting to suck off an old man just cuz he wears a crown aren't 'yanks on a VPN'. They're just not spastic mongo battybois like you.

>>150187537
Trying too hard, mutt.

>>150187531
Still have no idea how he survived being outed as a literal poo-eating tiny-willy NTR-loving interracial cuckold.

>>150187537
>battyboy
you are brown

>>150187531
KEK, what a bitter BENT Geordie bastard!

Every single person in this thread is on a VPN except me, and there’s nothing you can do to prove otherwise.

>>150187548
You can seethe about til the cows come home Dave, but people just think you're gay for wanting to eat the king's actual literal shite straight from his batty crease.

>>150187558
No I'm just over the age of 15, unlike you.

>>150187531
How can the other three sit there and keep a straight face when they know in the back of their minds at all times the bloke they’re talking to enjoys being pooed on?

>>150187552
Yeah I don't understand why anyone cares what he thinks.

>>150187569
You're not convincing anyone, mutt. Embarrassment.

crying again at jota at the end lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA8syee63Mk

>>150187560
And yet even a gay retarded literal poo eating cuck is more human than you because he supports his local team.

>>150185782
Maybe they shouldn't have disrespected the silence for Jota.

>>150187308
Good, wrap it up ffs

>>150187501
according to the lore in my dave folder he refers to them as 'scots'

>>150186821
SOVL

>>150187653
that was aw and it was a fairly obvious tell that 'dave' doesn't exist, all the same arsenal supporter who kept spamming about the enic protests for months

Salah
Isak
Ekitike

Name a better front 3

>>150187020
>Americans
Heh, yeah "Americans" ;)

>>150187531
>hoping he gets a career ending injury
that's pretty based

>>150187653
He actually refers to them as “scotch” gets your fucking facts straight mate

>>150187665
cunha
sesko
mbeumo

>>150187552
He did what every does these days, became a right leaning culture war commentator. People who consume that content literally don't give a fuck who's feeding them it.

Any transfers?

I AM ALIIVVVVEEEEE

>>150187667
Very defensive late reply for an alleged Brit.

you have 2 choices
1. a leader with a name and a face and an address and a history and a legacy taking ultimate accountability
2. bureaucrats in the shadows never taking accountability and politicians pointing at each other never taking accountability

>>150187715
Planets literally fucked anyway who cares

>>150187698
Didn't he leave AC Milan on a free as well?

Haven't heard any news on Donnarumma lately....Wonder what he's up to....

love how /epl/ is quietly evading indykaila being wrong about 99% of the utter bollocks he posts

the average scouser dreams of working for a cooperative owned by the workers with no CEO
wandering aimlessly likely only surviving off of charity
because otherwise they would be cucked or something by hierarchy

>>150187736
fuck off luke

>>150187742
>the average scouser dreams of working
Come on my guy

>>150187784
thats why its strictly in dream land in a world that could never exist

>>150187745
>reginald getting uppity again
many such cases!

£112m one for the future

Chelsea should go for Donnarumma

Why do Chelsea want Xavi

>>150187883
PSR doesn't apply and they don't want anyone else to have him

so thats it then?
all wrapped up? isak to liverpool for 130m pounds?

>>150187883
Chelsea’s endgame is to get every player under contract eventually

>>150187685
Based

>>150187947
KEK and true!

desu i don't get the sympathy for palace, forest had every right to take issue

>>150187972
It’s the fact that there were loopholes that they could have used that would have seen them stay in the Europa League but they didn’t, so now because they didn’t cheat they’re being punished for it

>>150187972
If we are all being honest with ourselves they obviously didn’t think they had a chance of qualifying for Europe so didn’t do the due diligence. Even if they did read the email it wouldn’t have mattered.

>>150188249
Very funny that they directed UEFA to an unmonitored inbox

Liverpool are fucking shit da da da da da da da da baldy Slots a fucking a tit Scousers dipping once again da da da da da da da da I’ve had a brew and now I’m ZEN MCFC DCF x

50 Shards of Crystal

>>150188399
heard he might be going to lafc

>>150186150
>>150186159
Is Pep going to use him properly or destroy him as some sick form of revenge?

>>150188414
Needs to stop going to KFC the fat fuck

>>150187929
sauce?

Chicken tacos at the Manuel Felipe Carrera Stadium in Guatemala

$3 (£2.20)

>>150188749
That is a lot of fucking food, but 3 dollars is probably a fuck ton in Guatemala.

BIG NEWS

lads

@David_Ornstein - Justice for the 39 in the works

>>150188749
what are the yellow cube things sort of looks like pineapple

>>150188399
did he grow tired of feeding himself? what is going on here?

>>150188749
sloppy

>>150188749
Looks s bit wet and the pineapples get a no from me but otherwise, seems nice.

>>150188861
There’s a video

>>150187085
had a friend wondering the same thing. had to werner it probably wouldn't be great

>>150186959
bit silly how transfermarkt includes loans ending as arrivals

>>150186846
What's wrong with that?

>>150188944
vpn off

https://youtu.be/z8CDhsh2G4o?si=xuR8pkt7TEYhgbjj&t=517

Based Macca

Man utd could win the league

>>150189006
dont post racist caricatures janny will get you for that

>>150189006
Won't win the league with that many nonwhites

>>150189006
No one even knew who he was until United offered retarded money for another Brighton fraud.

aw crying about brighton because he's stuck with declan shite

>>150187576
>enjoys being pooed on

Source?

Remember when they were wrapping tea towels around their forehead and bragging they were now the richest club on the planet
I do
You do
They refuse to though

>>150187531
They spent 70 mil on him. He was a highly touted talent in Spain. Not some random shitter slaving away in fucking Cyprus. Like fuck they "made him". It's like saying Man City made Aguero.

>>150189040
Liverpool's entire team is mystery meat

Just watched the Man United training video from today. Benjamin Sesko. That nigga can jump.

remember when arsenal were about to sign mbuemo then he snubbed them to play for 15th place united with holjund and big zirk

Elanga must be absolutely gutted now making the move to Newcastle.

new end of pre-season top 4

1.Arsenal
2.United
3.Liverpool
4.City

>>150189006
The next Bissouma

Glad to see Liverpool customers are taking things well like always

>>150189220
WARRA TROPHY!

xavi simons transfer makes it obvious that chelsea and city are the only clubs that matter in england
young players don't care about boomer legacy clubs like arse or the kopites

Thinking about yesterday *jerks thumb towards Sunday* when Liverpool got battered by Crystal Palace despite PGMOL refusing a blatant penalty

>>150189274
Yep
That one transfer proves that
Not that your Rentboy lot had their pants pulled down (which you probably get off on)

>>150189309
for me it was hugo's goal

>>150189268
Wirtz already losing value

>>150189309
the sissies have been quieter ever since so thats nice

>>150189309
can Liverpool even beat a depleted Mememouth?

>>150189268
>Raya
>Timber
>Rice

>>150189268
How is Rodri still worth 110m?

Wait, what the fuck, Rodri is "only" 29. I thought he was like 34.

Just pissed my pants la

Theyre back...

>>150189428
Those backups are tragic

>>150189446
No europe nigga

>>150189455
None next year too

>>150189407
rodri is better than any liverpool player from the last 30 years, if not ever

>>150189268
The (p)almer one is laughable

>>150189325
the best players in the world only want chelsea or city
there are people who've been born got married and had kids since arse last won the league. to anyone other than jvc kit wearing pensioners they're a lille, an atletico, a parma, just an irrelevant filler club that they never see in europe

>>150189471
For liverpool

>>150189428
back to Africa in January

>>150189527
But enough about Salah

Just took a big stinky scouser on the crapper.

>>150189550
Haha good one Benjamin XD

>>150189570
:)

look at the kopites they had to massively overpay to attract a player no one else was even in for
marmoush was a third the price

>>150189268
Livramento is worth much, much more than Timber

>>150189483
Probably but I thought he was way older than what he actually is and also figured being injured for a whole season probably would impact his price as well.

>>150189396
Ya seethe?

Need the season to start so shite like “most valuable XI” and “top XG XI” posts get binned

>>150189578
<3

>>150187665
Feels like they had a better front 3 last season

>>150189829
Whomst?

He’s back

liverpoo's transfers look ten hag-esque

slot'll be out this time next year

>>150189900
>double dubs
Can’t argue with that

trying to get AI to help me make a clip where Fabrizio and indykaila are dancing around singing the oliver twist song with the lyrics you've got to drop a bomba or two

>>150189428
Proper 12th place time right there

>>150184095
This team is abysmal.

Man U have won the transfer window the same way West Ham did last season and Spurs the year before

Who’s getting relegated?

Dunno why CP is annoyed at demotion, the prize money is roughly the same assuming CP progress a stage further. CP should be winning the ECL. Even if they lose Eze they should still win it.

>>150190256
>the prize money is roughly the same assuming CP progress a stage further
prize money is only part of it they end up making a lot less overall with broadcast deals and other things

>>150189268
ok lets cut the shit for a second, realistically based off last season (or maybe last couple of seasons) PERFORMANCE, id switch salah for saka because even tho saka is much younger and still getting into his peak, salah last season was carrying liverpoo.
on the left i'd put ryan gravenbitch as well since he did really good last season.
keep halaand, keep palmah, keep rice, switch rodri (who's been injuried for a long time now) for the one and only, the rapist himself, thomas numbing cream partey.
the rest are the same as well, maybe alisson for raya but they're both decent imo last couple of seasons.

>>150189629
>Livramento
>Market Value: €40m
>Timber
>Market Value: €55m
Didn't know €40m was 'much much more' than €55m.

>Livramento
>Games: 80
>Goals: 1
>Assist: 2

>Timber
>Games: 51
>Goals: 2
>Assists: 4

Performs better too.

>>150190222
burnley, sunderland and then either west ham leeds or brentford

>>150190275
>with broadcast deals and other things
The difference depends on things like value of the clubs' TV rights in their country and whether multiple clubs from the same country are competing in it but over all the difference is between £3m-£6m more for EL over ECL. So it's really not that much different and of course if you're making it further in, you're getting broadcast payments you may not get simply because you got knocked out. The EL this year is much tougher than last year while the ECL is about the same.

My point is the difference isn't massive and CP should really be aiming to win the ECL.

>>150190014
Proper tranny post right here

>>150190286
It's going off most valuable, not performance.

>>150190342
teams generally lose money by playing conference as it hurts their league position, also the prize of getting into CL for EL is much greater
its sensible to play kids in the CL where as EL is actually worth something
also english teams are basically always going to be up there as the favourite

It's insane to me how overrated Raya is.

this fucking wrexham gimmick is unbearable

>>150190353
>football players should be valued on anything other than their football performance
Games gone. Are you taking into account their TikTok followers and shirt sales into your valuations?

>>150190353
yea i get that, i just thought that performance and market value shouldn't be drastically different from each other in regards to players.
ofc for market value u take into account age more than anything else but still, a good performing player should have a decent market value.

>>150190380
This post couldn't be more retarded.

>>150190418
for stating facts that you dont like for some reason? okay m8

>>150190438
>facts
Why are you acting as if Crystal Palace are somehow above European football?

>>150190295
Any dark horse relegation picks?
>>150190401
>famous owners
You get what you deserve

>CP should be happy to be playing in a lower tier competition because it might improve their accounts spreadsheets
Game has well and truly gone. Football fans prioritising balance sheets over prestigious competition. Do you all own shares in CP or something?

>>150190452
im not acting any way towards palace or forest or whatever i dont care about either team and have 0 emotional attachment to either succeeding or failing
im simply stating facts about the competitions from the perspective of EPL teams
one is worth the extra games and the prize monetarily the other is not and is purely pride

>>150190485
the league should have backed palace. it undermines the prestige of the FA cup if you can win and not get the reward because of UEFA bollocks

Why are yanited such a rude club towards their own?

>>150190291
Try and sign Livramento for 40m, see how far you get

>>150190485
>do you all own shares in CP?

>>150190534
> it undermines the prestige of the FA cup if you can win and not get the reward because of UEFA bollocks
That's the same FA Cup whose prestige has been undermined since United's Treble in 1999. Fact is the authorities couldn't give a flying fuck.

indy's bio has been upgraded from "team of 5 reporters" to "team of 5 elite reporters"

>>150190063
no, it's a pretty standard window unless they get Donnarumma and Baleba

>>150190655
wtf were these quotes real?

>>150190685
Baleba sounds very likely from what the tier 1's are saying

>>150190700
oh yeah? what did those cunts say?

>>150190715
Man United have reached personal terms with the player and are willing to pay a record breaking free to Brighton

>>150189428
Mental how adding Baleba makes this team look sturdy. Top 4 contenders until January when half the team leaves for AFCON.

>>150190732
100m? they simply don't have the money

>>150190410
>>150190414
Would you rather pay 150m for 1-2 seasons of top class football or for 10+ seasons of a slightly worse performance?

>>150190500
>im simply stating facts about the competitions from the perspective of EPL teams
Let's have a look at the four clubs who have played in the Conference League and their respective league performance:

>2021/22: Leicester, semi-finals, 8th
>2022/23: West Ham, winners, 14th
>2023/24: Aston Villa, semi-finals, 4th
>2024/25: Chelsea, winners, 4th

Apart from West Ham none of them had significantly poor PL seasons. So your claim that "teams generally lose money by playing conference as it hurts their league position" is bollocks. And given that was West Ham's first trophy in 45 years and Chelsea's record-completing "all European trophies" honour, it clearly is actually worth something even if the ECL trophy itself is a fancy rubbish bin.

>one is worth the extra games and the prize monetarily the other is not and is purely pride
This could be Palace's only ever proper shot at a major European trophy. Their last "European adventure" was the fucking Intertoto in 1998 that they only qualified for because every other eligible English club fucked it off and they lost 4-0 on aggregate to Samsunspor in July. Do you expect them to just not bother with the ECL?

>>150190746
you can't seriously believe this

>>150190685
Baleba looks like he will be good in a few years but he is not going to improve the team much right now. Donnarumma would though.

>>150190826
i do balebe it. they don't have the fucking balls to pay 100m smackers for him

>>150190892
the midfield is shit though. HOWEVER, that could just be Amoron's tactics

>>150190657
indy is an irrelevant mong who farms engagement from windowlickers, a good match for this thread which is a steady stream of boomers saying retarded shit

>>150190657
that's a lot of turnover

reminder that some mongs, probably some ITT, think based Jim sacked 450 dinner ladies to fund Man Utd's transfer spending this window

>>150190967
he's a relevant mong though, why else would /trans/ keep spamming him?

>>150190967
>a steady stream of boomers saying retarded shit
your peachy zoomer energy keeps us young

>>150190765
you are extremely emotional and you cant argue against emotions with logic so as you can see we are at an impasse

>>150190998
saw in an earlier thread they were on 150k a week +benefits +perks +room and board

just realized I'm firing off banger after banger in a dying thread, fucking embarrassing

>Savinho returned the worst shot conversion rate (1.8%) of any player in Europe's top five leagues in 2024/25 (50+ shots).

Perfect for sp*rs

>>150191094
cool it with the antisemetic remarks

>>150191094
>>Savinho returned the worst shot conversion rate (1.8%) of any player in Europe's top five leagues in 2024/25 (50+ shots).

>>150190959
I agree that the midfield stinks but Baleba is 21 and is not going to fix it on his own. As long as Bruno is playing pivot it will stay shitty.

>>150191094
He needs to improve his shooting for sure, but in his defence, he's a left-winger being played on the right by Pep and he isn't good at it. All of his goals ever scored for City were all from the left. And he got the most assists for City last season when the team weren't really scoring as much as they usually do. He'll play LW for Spurs and his output will increase.

>>150191154
as long as Amoron is manager he will fraud things up with his tactics. they should sack him now probably

>>150190655
Really enjoyed when our media wasn’t obsessed with wogs and pakis

>>150191193
Jim will never sack him because he loves how much he licks his arse

Make the new thread

>>150188983
>Small time sissies clapping because another club is going through a hard time
Maybe afterwards they can suck each others cocks?

weatherdeteriorating in the uk, alice stopped showing skin

>>150191366
It’s 30C tomorrow

>>150191309
he doesn't though. Amorin tells it like it is to Jim, no bullshit. that's what I read in the papers anyway

>>150191475
32 in London

>>150191366
is she an autist? also, link skin videos

>>150191560
London should be nuked

>>150191678
>>150191678
>>150191678

>>150187742
>the average scouser dreams of working for a cooperative owned by the workers
John Lewis?

>>150190383
He fits well for Arsenal and the way they play. I think of him as Alexander-Arnold (for Liverpool). His qualities is perfect for his team but he is not very good at doing the basics of his position.

>>150198464
tell me you didn't...no